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Not long after the great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan, the anons of this new board came together to form themselves a team to represent them in the 4chan Cup. After a terrible performance in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup by losing 2 games and having 1 draw, the teams morale was low and /his/ were forced to retreat. Now the team is regrouping and preparing for the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and hopefully be able to advance.
Exports
2017 4chan Spring Cup Qualifiers
Tactical Export || Aesthetic Export || Music Export
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
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History
2016 Spring Campaign
Founded in Fall 2015, /his/ had their first official match in the 2016 Spring Fetus against the shitposters of /v/. The /v/irgins struck first as a blue hedgehog flew across the field, but >HRE rallied the /his/torians just before the half to tie the game. Then, in a moment of pure spaghetti, the /v/ manager went too far with his meme tactics and sent his team into disarray, which gave >HRE a hat-trick and Bismarck a goal of his own. First match, first hat-trick, first win, 4-1 /his/.
/his/ would also deliver a 4-1 shellacking to /co/, but fall to /toy/ in a disappointing 1-3 loss. In spite of failing to master-race Group B, /his/ would still qualify for the Spring Babby as the second best team in the Fetus.
In the Babby Cup, /his/ first faced /lit/ in Group C, where a floundering defense gave up 5 goals before the half. The resolute >HRE refused to give up, however, and proceeded to go on a scoring rampage of 5 goals in 29 minutes. Two miscues from Bismarck and Mosley denied /his/ an equalizer, but the team had turned a 0-5 game into a 5-6 loss.
Scoring was not as plentiful in the match against /o/, where /his/ would be shutout in a 0-1 loss. Fighting to prevent relegation back to the Fetus, /his/ gave it their all against /cm/ for a 3-2 win, cementing a spot in the Autumn Babby Cup.
2016 Autumn Campaign
/his/ kicked off against Seventh Founding compatriot /p/, with >HRE off to a quick start with a goal in the eighth minute. /p/ would score shortly thereafter, and the teams engaged in an intense back-and-forth before >HRE could find the goal again in the thirty-first minute. Confident they would be going into the half with a 2-1 lead, /his/ was stunned when the referee let /p/ play on past extra time, allowing them to equalize and bring the score to 2-2. The goal killed /his/'s momentum for much of the second half, letting /p/ score two unanswered goals. With substitutions, /his/ attempted a late game rally led by a Napoleon goal, but Julius Caesar, once again unable to hide his autism seen in the high-scoring /his/-/lit/ match, threw a saved ball to /p/'s lead attacker, allowing an easy goal. /his/ would be unable to recover, and scored 2 consolation goals to come away with a 4-5 loss.
The next match /his/ played against /int/, Spurdo Sparde in the 7th minute quickly broke though /his/ defense lines and scored. Then the game dragged on with neither of the teams able to score. In the next half-time >Holy>Roman>Empire equalized the score. In the end the /int/ players were getting fatigued with Remove Kebab getting a yellow card and Proofs? getting a red card. In the end the game ended in a draw.
The /his/ command has realized that their situation was dire, they needed to win against /wg/ in order to advance or lose and be sent to the Fetus. The defense was holding well until the end of the 1st half on the 44th minute Cunt Destroyer scored. In the 2nd half the prospect of winning looked bad, and these hopes were shattered when Cunt Destroyer scored again on the 58th minute. Wounds were made deeper when Jeff Goldblum scored at the 78 minute. /his/ ended the Autumn Cup in last place in the group and went to the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.
Match Log
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
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| April 28, 2017 |  /lgbt/
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 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
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3-2 W | Bismarck  21', 30'>Holy >Roman >Empire 68'
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| April 29, 2017 |  /wsg/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
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TBD | TBD |
| April 30, 2017 |  /tg/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
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TBD | TBD |
Previous Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 15, 2016 |  /v/
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 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
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| April 16, 2016 |  /co/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33'Vlad the Implier 36'
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| April 17, 2016 |  /toy/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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1-3 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
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| May 6, 2016 |  /lit/
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 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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5-6 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
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| May 8, 2016 |  /o/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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| May 14, 2016 |  /cm/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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3-2 W | Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
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| October 29, 2016 |  /p/
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 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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4-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73'Bismarck 90+4'
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| November 4, 2016 |  /int/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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1-1 D | >Holy>Roman>Empire 68'
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| November 6, 2016 |  /wg/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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0-3 L |
Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 30, 2016 |  /trash/
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2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 2-3 L | Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
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| January 7, 2017 |  /vg/
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2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | Bismarck 30'
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Team Statistics
Italics denote retired players
Goalscorers
| Player | Goals | Assists |
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | 17 | 0 |
| Bismarck | 5 | 5 |
| Napoleon | 2 | 6 |
| Vlad the Implier | 1 | 3 |
| Mongolian Horse Archer | 0 | 2 |
| Charlememe | 0 | 1 |
| Eternal Anglo | 0 | 1 |
| Empire for Sale | 0 | 1 |
| Carl von Clausewitz | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
| Player | Starts | Goals Allowed | Saves | Clean Sheets |
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| Great Wall of China | 4 | 1.25 / match | 9 | 0 |
| Julius Caesar | 3 | 5.3333333333333 / match | 5 | 0 |
| Christian Dark Ages | 3 | 2.3333333333333 / match | 6 | 0 |
Records
| Holder | Date | Record | Match |
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 /his/ (Tied)
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May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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| >Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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Rivalries
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| The Spooker Bowl
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| The Edgelord Derby Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. |
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Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match
Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices.
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