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/wsg/

Tuto Operari, Ludere Vincere

/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF

Founded

March 1, 2013

Manager

Steve Wilhite

Owner

CompuServe/AOL

IRL manager

.WEBMarshmallow !!XIy7rvj1rvo

Team colors

Chat color

d02323
Americana Crimson Nuevo

Ranking

38 (

11)

Highest rank

10 (August, 2014)

Lowest rank

58 (August, 2015)

Top scorer

Duane (23)

Top assister

Duane (13)

Captain

Duane

Website

/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF

Nickname

The Wiseguys

Historic performance

14	6	15			35				40%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
61	63	-2

Biggest win
/wsg/	3–0	/s/
April 19, 2014

Biggest defeat
/vr/	4–0	/wsg/
February 20, 2016

First match
/wsg/	1–1	/k/
September 28, 2013

Elite Cup
Appearances	4 (First in Summer '14)
Best result	9th, Winter '16
Babby Cup
Appearances	3 (First in Spring '14)
Best result	9th, Spring '14

Team music

Anthem	Working For The Weekend Loverboy
Victory Anthem	Roller Mobster Carpenter Brut

Goal horn	Oh, The Boss Is Coming Arkells
Alt-horn Duane	You Can Do It Adam Routh & Patrick Wilson
Alt-horn To Be Continued	Roundabout Yes
Alt-horn MULTI-TRACK LISTENING	MULTI-TRACK LISTENING Unknown

Kits

Home kit	File:Wsg home.png
Away kit	File:Wsg away.png
Goalkeeper kit	File:Wsg gk.png
Third kit	File:Wsgthird-2016sc.png

All paperwork signed and notarized in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!

Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe GIF have handily made their presence felt in the world of the 4chan Cup.

A strong business plan on the field and one of the funkiest strikers of all time in team captain Duane means /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.

After a series of terrible tactical investments during the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, /wsg/ has to make ends meet in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.

Roster

Main article: /wsg/ Roster
See also: /wsg/ Roster History

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Deal With It

69

	LB

Fuck♂You

20

	CB

Big Man Tyrone

6

	CB

Sam Hyde

11

	RB

Gondola

16

	DMF

Sensible Chuckle

7

	CMF

Araragi Koyomi

28

	AMF

Dodger Leigh

21

	SS

MULTI-TRACK LISTENING

9

	SS

To Be Continued

89

	CF

Duane

No.

Position

Player

2

	GK

Get Out

3

	GK

Scott Sterling

92

	LB

Boston Dynamics

4

	CB

FUCKING LEGEND

5

	CB

WASTED

44

	CB

Thanks, Obama!

37

	RB

Gabe the Dog

13

	DMF

Knife Wielding Tentacle

12

	DMF

Hard Knock Life

15

	CMF

Samurai Jack-off

18

	CMF

Pumped Up Kicks

8

	CMF

Steel or Feathers

Recent History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

2016 Summer Cup

/wsg/ was drawn into a group with familiar faces /gd/ and /trv/ as well as notable wildcard /soc/ for the Cup's fifth anniversary. When not residentSleepering, a number of posters in /4ccg/ took time out of their lives to complain about virtual soccer teams they didn't like being drawn together into a group they didn't like while struggling internally to deal with their own struggles.

While the festivities started promising with a 1-0 win over /trv/, the Working Class were unable to generate enough service to their front line with any sort of efficiency. The lack of cohesion on attack proved to be an chronic issue all game as Dodger Leigh was forced to poach the lone goal off a late-game error by the /trv/ defense. This was the first time in five tournaments that /wsg/ would win the first game of a group stage.

The problems in feeding the ball upwards plagued /wsg/ once more in their match with /gd/, suffering a shutout loss and leaving their destiny once more in the hands of some last-day magic. However, this time it was not meant to be. /soc/ were able to keep ahead of the Working Class for most of the match before dealing the kill blow at three minutes past 90. Gabe the Dog attempted a rescue with perhaps the best coordinated offensive effort /wsg/ had at 90'+5. Unfortunately, that's where the referee would decide the game had reached it's nadir.

Finishing with one win and two losses, /wsg/'s three points was enough for 23rd place. This is the first tournament that team captain Duane was unable to find a goal, despite some considerable effort on the pitch.

After the tournament's conclusion, .WEBMarshmallow hinted at a roster shakeup in order to inject some fresh life into the team's struggling midfield in preparation for the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup.

2016 Autumn Babby Cup

JUST

Tournament Record

Event	Record (W-D-L)	Result	Place	Note
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1-2	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a Qualifier
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0-2	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1-2	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-0-2	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-0-2	Relegated	23rd	>Letting /soc/ advance over you
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1-2	Relegated	26th	>Letting /u/ advance over you
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-1-0	TBD	TBD

Match Record

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 28, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Big Shake 41'
September 29, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Duane 23', 52'
October 25, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-0 W	Duane 47'
October 25, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-4 L	Duane 64'
October 26, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-2 L	Duane 90'
October 27, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	2-2 D	Duane 30', 41'
January 18, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Big Shake 6'
January 19, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Duane 2', 85' Big Shake 33', 90+'
April 6, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	2-0 W	Big Shake 55' Duane 78'
April 11, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	0-1 L
April 13, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	2-1 W	Big Shake 76' Dodger Leigh 82'
April 19, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group A	3-0 W	Duane 4' Big Shake 17' 56 Chicken Nuggets 88'
April 26, 2014	/fa/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Round of 16	2-2 L (3-4 PK)	Mako Mankanshoku 90+' Duane 105+'
June 1, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Brent Rambo 8', 33' Dodger Leigh 30'
June 8, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Duane 60'
June 18, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A	1-2 L	Thanks, Obama! 10'
June 20, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A	1-0 W	Roka Shibasaki 69'
June 26, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Group A	2-1 W	Duane 26' Big Shake 33'
August 2, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup - Round of 16	1-2 L (AET)	56 Chicken Nuggets 71'
February 14, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	0-2 L
February 20, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	1-0 W	Raven of Azarath 22'
February 22, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	3-1 W	Duane 27', 81' Dodger Leigh 88'
February 28, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup - Round of 16	2-3 L (AET)	Duane 41' Ema Yasuhara 70'
October 25, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	2-3 L	Dodger Leigh 23', 32'
October 31, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	2-1 W	Umaru-chan 49' Duane 71'
November 1, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	2-0 W	Duane 45+' Dodger Leigh 64'
November 7, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group C	1-1 D	Dodger Leigh 78'
November 14, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16	2-5 L	Duane 38' Dodger Leigh 58'
February 20, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	0-4 L
February 26, 2016	/h/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	4-2 W	Duane 19', 28' Dodger Leigh 49', 83'
February 28, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Group E	2-1 W	Duane 4' Dodger Leigh 40'
March 5, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Winter Cup - Round of 16	3-3 L (7-8 PK)	Dodger Leigh 16', 109' Duane 43'
August 6, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	1-0 W	Dodger Leigh 86'
August 12, 2016	/gd/	2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	0-2 L
August 14, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	2-3 L	Dodger Leigh 64' Gabe the Dog 90+'
October 29, 2016	/b/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group F	4-5 L	Dodger Leigh 24', 48' To Be Continued 81' Duane 86'
November 4, 2016	/u/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group F	2-2 D	Dodger Leigh 21' Duane 25'
November 6, 2016	/x/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group F	2-5 L	Pumped Up Kicks 19' Dodger Leigh 80'
April 28, 2017	/tg/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	To Be Continued 77'
April 29, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
April 30, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A

Unofficial Games

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 2, 2013	/cm/	Halloween Bowl 2013 - Round of 16	3-2 W	Cartel Execution 45+' Did he died 52' NSFW 60'
November 3, 2013	/d/	Halloween Bowl 2013 - Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Nguyen Van Lem 54'
March 22, 2014	/tg/	Tottori Cup 2 - Quarterfinals	1-2 L	Big Shake 53'
August 22, 2015	/ck/	Lark's Madness - Round of 64	2-3 W	Dodger Leigh 30', 38', 62'
August 23, 2015	/toy/	Lark's Madness - Round of 32	2-1 W	Duane 76' 56 Chicken Nuggets 78'
August 30, 2015	/an/	Lark's Madness - Round of 16	1-4 L	Dodger Leigh 17'
November 20, 2015	/s4s/	Losers Bowl - Round of 64	0-3 L
November 26, 2015	/k/	Losers Bowl - Round of 32	3-1 W	Dodger Leigh 57', 90+' Duane 90+'
June 17, 2016	/f/	Rigging After Dark	3-2 W	Duane 44' Gabe the Dog 61' Shinobu Oshino 65'
June 27, 2016	/gif/	Rigging After Dark	6-2 W	Duane 17' There is Bear Cum! 27', 81' Dodger Leigh 41', 59' Shinobu Oshino 89'
July 17, 2016	/sci/	Lark's Madness II - Round of 64	2-1 W	Dodger Leigh 32' Raven of Azarath 116'
July 30, 2016	/hr/	Lark's Madness II - Round of 32	4-1 W	Shinobu Oshino 15', 80', 90+' Raven of Azarath 53'
July 31, 2016	/out/	Lark's Madness II - Round of 16	1-3 L	Gabe the Dog 43'
January 8, 2017	/i/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Duane 13' To Be Continued 16', 50'
January 15, 2017	/f/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Gabe the Dog 14' Duane 76'

Team Statistics

Red background denotes inactive/retired players. Only players with one or more points shown.

Player	Caps	Goals	Assists
Duane	39	23	13
Dodger Leigh	33	18	5
Big Shake	19	8	4
Anime Thread Representative	30	3	4
Brent Rambo	15	2	3
To Be Continued	6	2	1
56 Chicken Nuggets	19	2	0
Gabe the Dog	6	1	2
Thanks, Obama!	16	1	0
Pumped Up Kicks	4	1	0
Comic/Cartoon Thread Representative	23	0	3
There is Bear Cum!	5	0	2
Boston Dynamics	18	0	1
Hōsei Tsukitei	7	0	1
Cupcake Dog	6	0	1
Hypnotoad	6	0	1
Seizure Bro	6	0	1
Player	Caps	Saves
Deal With It	25	56
Get Out	12	30
Scott Sterling	2	10

Rivalries


The WebM Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though.
0-0-1


Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen. Some teams just want to watch the football world burn.
1-1-0

Honours

All-Stars

Cup

No.

Pos.

Player

2014 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars

9

	CB

LOL DIDN'T READ

2014 Summer Cup All-Stars

14

	RB

Thanks, Obama!

2015 Winter Cup All-Stars

20

	LMF

Raven of Azarath*

2015 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars

TBD

2016 Winter Cup All-Stars

TBD

Export

2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

Tactical Export - http://puu.sh/vrYSj/247f9bfbeb.rar
Aesthetic Export - http://puu.sh/vyMdh/7815b552a1.rar (UPDATED 4/28/17. Added portraits and short Gondola.)

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