/wsg/ Roster

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• This is the roster of players for /wsg/.
• For a complete history of roster changes, see /wsg/ Roster History.

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Starter

Silver

Gold

Starting XI

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Fouls
GK	File:DealWithIt.gif	1	Deal With It Denial Gifs	A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.	24	N/A	N/A	53	0
LB	File:WSG Hosei.gif	11	Hōsei Tsukitei Meanwhile, in Japan... Gifs	Gaki No Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target.	7	0	1	N/A	0
CB	File:Wasted wsg.gif	5	WASTED Video Editing/Video Game Gifs	BUSTED	15	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:Wsg FLegend.gif	4	FUCKING LEGEND Animal/YLYL Webms	ERIC: I'M A LEGEND! FUCKING LEGEND! AWK AWK AWK AWK! REFEREE: You are NOT a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!	2	0	0	N/A	0
RB	File:WSG MULTI-TRACK LISTENING.gif	21	MULTI-TRACK LISTENING Eurobeat Webms	♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫ ♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫	3	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif	16	Sensible Chuckle Reaction Gifs	The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.	11	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:WSG ARARAGI.gif	7	Araragi Koyomi Animation/Anime Gifs	WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS? NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THESE WAIFUS.	6	0	2	N/A	0
AMF	File:WSG gabe.gif	37	Gabe the Dog Exploitable/Musical Webms	BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark- Rest in peace Gabe, died on January 19, 2017, due to heart issues.	6	1	2	N/A	0
SS	File:Dodger.gif	28	Dodger Leigh >E-Celeb Gifs	Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.)	32	18	5	N/A	0
CF	File:WSG TO BE CONTINUED.gif	9	To Be Continued Exploitable/Visual Webms	<TO BE CONTINUED|\|/	5	1	1	N/A	0
CF	File:Duane.gif	89	Duane Dancing/Party/Cool Gifs	How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.	38	23	12	N/A	0

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Fouls
GK	File:GetOut.gif	2	Get Out Denial Gifs	Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.	12	N/A	N/A	30	0
GK	File:WSGSTERLING.gif	3	Scott Sterling Sports Gifs	THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.	2	N/A	N/A	10	0
LB	File:Wsg CrayonPop.gif	10	CRAYON POP K-Pop Gifs	Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!	8	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:VLCGlitch.gif	6	VLC Glitch Video Editing/Glitching	An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH	21	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:WSG BIG MAN TYRONE.gif	20	Big Man Tyrone YLYL Webms	TOP KEK!	1	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:ThanksObama.gif	44	Thanks, Obama! Infomercial/Commercial Gifs	It’s all your fault, asshole!	16	1	0	N/A	0
RB	File:BostonDynamics.gif	92	Boston Dynamics Mechanical/Robotic Gifs	These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.	18	0	1	N/A	0
DMF	File:WSG KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE.gif	13	Knife Wielding Tentacle Zero Context Gifs	It appears that /wsg/ used the last transfer period to sign a knife wielding tentacle. If anyone would like to volunteer to come over and disarm him, that would be just FINE by me.	3	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:WSG HARD KNOCK LIFE.gif	12	Hard Knock Life Rekt Webms	'Stead of Treated, They Got Tricked 'Stead of Kisses, They Got Rekt	2	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:WSG DOMINATOR.gif	15	Lord Dominator Animation/Cartoon Gifs	She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally. After all, she's the Bad Guy.	5	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:WSG PUMPED UP KICKS.gif	18	Pumped Up Kicks Edgy/YLYL Webms	♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫ ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫	3	1	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:WSG KAZOOBIE KAZOBO.gif	8	KAZOOBIE KAZOBO Ear Rape Webms	Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get... THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!!	1	0	0	N/A	0

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Fouls
GK		21	Split Racer	Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.	0	N/A	N/A	0	0
GK	File:WSG NOPENOPENOPE.gif	18	NOPENOPENOPE	NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE	0	N/A	N/A	0	0
CB		19	You Laugh You Lose	Wut's dat? I raff, I ruse?	0	0	0	N/A	0
CB		12	Sneezing Panda	HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!	3	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:WSG TACO TOWN.gif	3	Taco Town	Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.	5	0	0	N/A	0
RB		23	Reaction Faces	This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.	2	0	0	N/A	0
DMF		13	Hypnotoad	ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!	6	0	1	N/A	1
CMF	File:Wsg seizurebro.gif	10	Seizure Bro	RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014 DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK	6	0	1	N/A	0
GK	File:HatersGonnaHate.gif	3	Haters Gonna Hate	A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.	6	0	0	0	0
CB	File:Carrot.gif	8	Carrot	VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.	1	0	0	N/A	0
GK	File:CupcakeDog.gif	3	Cupcake Dog	How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.	6	0	1	0	1
CB	File:RINGRING.gif	7	Ring, Ring!	Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.	4	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:BlueBallMachine.gif	4	Blue Ball Machine	A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.	4	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:Infomercials.gif	18	Infomercials	Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.	3	0	0	N/A	0
RMF	File:Mako WSG.gif	21	Mako Mankanshoku	Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.	5	1	2	N/A	0
RB	File:RhinoEggs.gif	12	Rhino Eggs	Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)	8	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:SmellsLikeAss.gif	13	Smells Like Ass	A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)	4	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:AbandonThread.gif	10	Abandon Thread	Fuck this thread I’m out!	9	0	0	N/A	0
AMF	File:Cool guy.gif	10	Cool Guy	IT'S COOL GUY! COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!	0	0	0	N/A	0
GK	File:LOLDidntRead.gif	3	LOL DIDN'T READ	← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!	10	0	0	0	1
LB	File:JetPreacher.gif	8	Jet Preacher	Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.	15	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:Loops.gif	88	Seamless Loops	When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.	5	0	0	N/A	0
RB	File:Colbert wsg.gif	11	Stephen Colbert	He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.	2	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:WSG The Raptor.gif	95	The Raptor	Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.	3	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:Lemongrab.gif	16	Earl of Lemongrab	Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"	4	0	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:Carlton.gif	19	The Carlton	The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.	1	7	0	N/A	0
CMF	File:DidHeDied.gif	61	Did he Died?	Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.	5	0	0	N/A	0
RMF	File:WSG Roka.gif	21	Roka Shibasaki	The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.	6	1	0	N/A	0
SS	File:BigShake.gif	22	Big Shake	The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!	19	8	4	N/A	1
CB	File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif	10	.webm Megathread Video Editing/Type	"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS." With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.	6	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:CSOtter wsg.gif	12	Cup Stacking Otter Animals/Cute Gifs	Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.	3	0	0	N/A	0
RMF	File:WSG YASUHARA.gif	21	Ema Yasuhara Animation/Anime Gifs	ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI... A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)	4	0	0	N/A	0
AMF	File:WSGNIGRI.gif	19	Jessica Nigri >E-Celeb Gifs	It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.	0	0	0	N/A	0
LB	File:WSG SISTAR.gif	8	SISTAR K-Pop Gifs	Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!	7	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:WSG MIKEBAY.gif	88	Michael Bay Explosion Edit Gifs	IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.	2	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:Cinemagraphics wsg.gif	4	Cinemagraphics Comfy Gifs	The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.	6	0	0	N/A	0
RB	File:WSGGENKISUDO.gif	11	Genki Sudo Meanwhile, in Japan... Gifs	Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.	7	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:Wsg SPACEGENERAL.gif	95	Space Commander Space/Zero-G Gifs	Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.	6	0	0	N/A	0
RMF	File:WSG UMARU.gif	21	Umaru-chan Animation/Anime Gifs	WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?	5	1	0	N/A	0
AMF	File:WSG RICK HENTAI.gif	69	Rick Hentai Musical Webms	♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫ ♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫ ♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫	0	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:Wsg mainus.gif	9	Danny Mainus Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms	There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus: 1: Mainus is comfortable in the back 2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him	2	0	0	N/A	0
RB	File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif	61	Horrifying Planet Creepy/Spooky-Scary Gifs	All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.	7	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:WSG SHOTGUN CHICKEN.gif	12	Shotgun Chicken Rekt/Exploitable Webms	GET CLUCKED!	5	0	0	N/A	0
DMF	File:56ChickenNuggets.gif	56	56 Chicken Nuggets Zero Context Gifs	A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)	19	2	0	N/A	1
CMF	File:WSGRAVEN.gif	15	Raven of Azarath Animation/Cartoon Gifs	TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.	13	0	3	N/A	0
CMF	File:Wsg shinobu.gif	7	Shinobu Oshino Animation/Anime Gifs	Ka ka.	4	0	0	N/A	0
AMF	File:WSG RICK HENTAI.gif	69	Ear Rape Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self explanatory	♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫	0	0	0	N/A	0
CB	File:WSG ASMR.gif	20	ASMR ASMR/Cool Webms	uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies]	1	0	0	N/A	0
AMF	File:BrentRambo.gif	18	Brent Rambo Reaction Gifs	If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.	15	2	3	N/A	0
SS	File:WSG THERE IS BEAR CUM.gif	8	There Is Bear Cum! Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms	THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!!	5	0	2	N/A	0