https://implyingrigged.info/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Carmastrikes&feedformat=atom Rigged Wiki - User contributions [en] 2024-03-28T21:41:23Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.1 https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/sp/&diff=133054 /sp/ 2019-02-24T23:12:36Z <p>Carmastrikes: sacked in the morning</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Mootallowsspthread.png|x100px]]<br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= sp<br /> |motto= /sp/ found a way<br /> |name= Sports<br /> |date= August 2011 <br /> |irl={{Anonymous|TWAIN|!!tey4kCwoboa}} (sporting director)<br /> {{Anonymous|CollieBro|!!0sD18ui7YXt}}<br /> &lt;span class=&quot;explain&quot; title=&quot;Inactive&quot;&gt;{{Anonymous|Falco|!!aXzH59K0ThX}}&lt;/span&gt;<br /> {{Anonymous|JB|!!hun/mYyBLVf}}<br /> |color1= 990000<br /> |color2= c85505<br /> |bgcolor= 990000<br /> |txtcolor= c85505<br /> |ranking= 3 (&lt;small&gt;{{decrease|1}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 1<br /> |high_date= January 8, 2012<br /> |low_ranking= 32<br /> |low_date= March 2, 2015<br /> |scorer= MESSI<br /> |goals= 50<br /> |captain=TSUUUUUUUUUUUU<br /> |w=49<br /> |d=17<br /> |l=33<br /> |gf=163<br /> |ga=125<br /> |win_home=sp<br /> |win_away=biz<br /> |win_score_home=6<br /> |win_score_away=1<br /> |win_date=October 30, 2016<br /> |lose_home=sp<br /> |lose_away=diy<br /> |lose_score_home=1<br /> |lose_score_away=5<br /> |lose_date=October 25, 2015<br /> |first_home=fa<br /> |first_away=sp<br /> |first_score_home=1<br /> |first_score_away=2<br /> |first_date=August 6, 2011<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= 11<br /> |first_elite_appearance= 2011 4chan Summer Cup<br /> |best_elite_result= &lt;span style=&quot;color: #DAA520&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Champions&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> |best_elite_cup= 2013 4chan Winter Cup<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 6<br /> |first_babby_appearance= 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> |best_babby_result=5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> |hex= 990000<br /> |color= Maroon<br /> |anthem=youtu.be/TgnG0rkhARo?t=6s<br /> |a_title=NBA on NBC<br /> |altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=louMgGbDRHg<br /> |altanthem1_title=US Olympic team tribute to Muhammad Ali<br /> |altanthem1_what=Knockout Anthem<br /> |altanthem2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KZ7htACxA<br /> |altanthem2_title=One Goat on the Shirt<br /> |altanthem2_what=Victory Anthem<br /> |horn=youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME?t=12s<br /> |gh_title= Wavin&#039; Flag (Celebration Mix)<br /> |altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M<br /> |altgh1_title= &#039;MURICA FUCK YEAH - USA USA USA<br /> |altgh2=drive.google.com/open?id=0BxEhXdIqAEBUM1dPeDlQMVFDeVk<br /> |altgh2_title= TSUUUUUUUU goalhorn<br /> |altgh3=drive.google.com/open?id=0BxEhXdIqAEBUMjRVR2JnUkVMYVE<br /> |altgh3_title= TSUUUUUUUU penalty horn<br /> |altgh4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHFXAtXzlY<br /> |altgh4_title= Shiggy Diggy - George Costanza<br /> |nickname= &lt;b&gt;The GOATs&lt;/b&gt; - (the acronym of the commonly-used sporting term &quot;Greatest Of All Time&quot;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;/sp/artans&lt;/b&gt; - (originally used as the collective term for the denizens of the /sp/ board)<br /> |kithome=Sphome-2016sc.png<br /> |kitaway=Spaway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=Spthird-2016sbc.png<br /> |kit4=Spfourth-2016abc.png<br /> |kit5=Spfifth-2016abc.png<br /> |kit6=Spsixth-2016sc.png<br /> |kit7=Spseventh-2016sc.png<br /> |kit8=Speighth-2017sc.png<br /> |home_ground=Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> The /sp/artans Football Club is a simulated professional football team founded in August 2011, representing /sp/, the 4chan board dedicated to sports. They won the [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] before the title was revoked due to the [[Dragongate]] scandal. They also won the [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]], making them, for a time, the first and only two-time [[Elite (competition level) | Elite]] competition champions. They also held the number 1 spot in the [[Rankings | cup rankings]] from January 2012 to May 2013, currently the longest such reign, and from March to May, 2017.<br /> <br /> The club&#039;s popularity among the proud posters of /sp/ has made them susceptible to negative press. Accusations of rigging lead to the Match Fixing Scandal in early January 2012. The team was implicated in the Dragongate scandal as well. Their almost-systematic shitposting on other boards during /sp/ Cup participation is often cited as one of the possible reasons for the global cup ban by 4chan moderation.<br /> <br /> /sp/&#039;s main rivals are, without a doubt, /a/, who knocked them out of the cup twice on top of being dirty weeaboos, but they also have minor rivalries with /k/, /toy/, /tg/, /v/, /fit/, and potentially any board who knocks them out of the cup (/gd/ and /i/ we&#039;re looking at you) or have a fanbase as rambunctious as theirs.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> :&#039;&#039;For earlier history: [[/sp/ History]]&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ===2018===<br /> [[2018 4chan Winter Cup|2018 Winter]] stayed on PES 2017 due to issues with moving aesthetics onto PES 2018. The tournament would use different medal and height formats to compensate and attempt to shake up the competition with something new. /sp/ were drawn into Group B with /toy/, 2017 Summer&#039;s 4th-place team and a familiar foe for the /sp/artans, /g/, attempting to remain Elite after a round of 16 run the previous Summer, and /pol/, a surprise knockout qualifier in Autumn after spooning the 2017 Spring Fetus. /sp/ opened group play with a 2-2 draw against /toy/, an acceptable result at the time. /pol/&#039;s 2-1 triumph over /g/ seated the /pol/iticians at the head of the table. The GOATs fell square behind the 8-ball on the second matchday for Group B on a 2-1 loss to /pol/, leaving with broken hearts after a furious final attack failed to break through for an equalizer. An earlier /g/-/toy/ draw meant /pol/ won the group and /sp/ entered the final matchday fourth. /sp/ needed to defeat /g/ to stand a chance of promoting back into Elite status. The /g/entoomen, also desperate for a result to stay afloat, drew a tense 2-2 match, eliminating the /sp/artans and condemning them straight back to the Babbies. With /pol/-/toy/ also ending 2-2, /g/ would join /sp/ in Spring.<br /> <br /> [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 Spring]] became a Megababby late in the run-up to the tournament, creating an even bigger headache for teams like /sp/ looking to bounce back in time for the Summer Cup. The GOATs were drawn out of Pot 2 into Group F with /wsg/, /p/, /vg/ and /i/. /sp/&#039;s bid for promotion took an early blow with a stunning 2-1 loss to /p/ on the group&#039;s first matchday. /sp/ salvaged a 3-3 draw against /wsg/ on matchday 3 after George Costanza scored the game-tying goal at the 90+4&#039; mark. With a 2-1 win over the /i/ on matchday 4 and Costanza making the difference late again, they waited for /p/-/vg/ to sort out the group stage math. While a /p/ win outright would have also sufficed, /vg/ won 3-1 and put the GOATs in a favorable position - win and get in. After Costanza and Messi built up the most dangerous lead early on and {{greentext|Greg}} notched one for /vg/, /sp/ held on for the remaining tense 64 minutes. They defeated /vg/ 2-1 on matchday 5 to secure their place in Summer on goals scored at /p/&#039;s expense.<br /> <br /> In the Round of 16, /sp/ drew /ck/, the Group E winners who had whipped up a recipe for promotion after the [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|last Babby]] handed them the Wooden Spoon. These two teams last met in the [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]], when the GOATs defeated the ro/ck/stars 4-0 twice. This time, /ck/ had it their way and ran the /sp/artans out of the kitchen 2-1 to win their first knockout game since [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter]]. Though the Ro16 defeat was bitter, /sp/ came out with a place in the 2018 Summer Cup, /a/ didn&#039;t and the GOATs went again in two months&#039; time.<br /> <br /> [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|2018 Summer]] saw another magical run from the /sp/artans where they ran deep into the tournament and the fanbase grew ever more HYP by the game. The GOATs were placed into Group C with /sci/, who were on a streak of two quarterfinal appearances, /pol/, who had defeated them 2-1 in Winter, and /fit/, who /sp/ defeated 3-2 a.e.t. the last time they faced in the 2017 Autumn Round of 16. /sp/ opened group play taking vengeance on the /pol/iticians 2-1 with an early pair from new medal CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS and mainstay George Costanza. They held on for a tense 64 minutes after Hitler pulled /pol/ back in, though /sp/ locked them down and perpetuated the /new/remburg Curse. Facing off against /fit/ in another edition of their derby, the GOATs grabbed the only goal they needed through Punished Messi and held on to win 1-0 through solid defensive play. With /sci/ defeating /fit/ 2-1 on the first Group C matchday and /pol/ 2-1 on the second, /sp/&#039;s win guaranteed they and /sci/ advanced while /fit/ and /pol/ relegated. Against /sci/, all they had left to play for was seeding, which /sci/ earned with a 2-1 win. Le Cut Inside Man contributed a goal, a right-back in this edition of the roster.<br /> <br /> In the Round of 16, /sp/ drew /bant/, who were debuting in their first-ever Elite Cup after qualifying for 2018 Spring. The /sp/artans won the Banter Bowl 2-0, with George Costanza providing a brace - the 84th minute strike to open up the scoring and another at 90+2&#039; to put the match to bed. /sp/ advanced to meet /gd/, the side behind the infamous IT&#039;S TWO match that relegated /sp/ for the first time in club history in 2014 Summer. It would be two again today - however, the GOATs would cry back IT&#039;S TWO as Messi opened scoring in the 51st and Untitled-1.ai punched a fly ball into his own net. <br /> <br /> /sp/ were lined up against /tg/ in the semifinals, the only other side remaining with a star. The fa/tg/uys pulled ahead in the first half 1-0 from Mork (or Gork) striking at 10&#039; as /sp/ tried a 3-at-the-back formation. They abandoned the scheme during halftime for the 4-1-4-1 setup they used to get this far, and in the second half, their strengths shone through once more. CAM ON INGERLAND dropped his second to level the score. On a free kick awarded near the penalty box in the 82nd minute, commentary wondered aloud why TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU was kept on. The captain scored on the free kick in a fashion similar to his real-life counterpart at the 2018 World Cup vs Spain, and the GOATs survived /tg/ throwing 8 forward. For the first time since 2013 Winter, /sp/ made it to the final.<br /> <br /> The GOATs met /vg/ in the final after the Generals dispatched /jp/ and /int/ earlier in the day. /sp/ fans salivated at the chance to finally, legitimately, wear a {{tt|second star|third* star}} on the crest. /sp/ had met /vg/ twice before in group stage matches where /vg/ were already through to knockouts, so this was the first match between them with high stakes. The Generals brought disaster quick, scoring from the kickoff sequence at the 3rd minute via Unity-chan, /vg/&#039;s pariah-turned-ace as she notched her 8th goal of the Cup, all in knockouts. Git Gud brought the advantage to 2-0 after Tony Kornheiser spaghettied the ball straight to the opposing board&#039;s meta player and captain. Best Melty Player in Italy blasted a long-ranger to bring the scoreline to 3-0 within 25 minutes. /sp/ never recovered despite TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU bringing the GOATs to within two at 63&#039;. The desperate +2 onslaught yielded nothing, and /sp/ fell for the first time in an Elite final as /vg/ became One-Star Generals.<br /> <br /> /sp/&#039;s excellent defensive play, sufficient attacking prowess and well-played adjustments opened the door for them to make a run like few others in their history. They will seek redemption and to bring football home in the 2019 Winter Cup.<br /> <br /> == Colors and Mascot ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;/sp/ is maroon, orange, black and white.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Maroon: R173 G17 B12&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Orange: R200 G85 B5&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> For the first 4chan World Cup, /sp/ wore an all white kit with a simplistic green logo. Before the 2012 Winter Cup the team wore blue but eventually settled on the current iconic maroon and orange home kit, based on real world Italian divegrass team AS Roma. For away matches, /sp/ wears solid black kit with orange details. To continue the theme that the club&#039;s number one goalkeeper is DA BEARS, the uniform for the goalkeeper is a near representation of the uniform of the handegg team, the Chicago Bears.<br /> <br /> The mascot of the club is Paul the Goat (named after the legendary Paul the Octopus), who has gained worldwide fame for his alleged psychic powers. When presented with two boxes containing goat food decorated with the club crest of the two teams who are about to play in a game, Paul has successfully picked the winning team 100% of the time from 25 attempts.<br /> <br /> Two logos have been used to represent /sp/ Football Club. While one is the official logo and the other pointless, both are alright to use when depicting the /sp/ Club.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE&quot; scope=&quot;col&quot; width=&quot;10%&quot;| Image<br /> ! style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE&quot; scope=&quot;col&quot; width=&quot;35&quot;| Description<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot;| [[File:sp logo.png|150px|link=]]<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px| The famous logo of /sp/ Fooball Club and currently the most widely used, it depicts Paul the Goat standing proud on an image of a Spartan soldier. The nickname of the club is the /sp/artans, which is the reason for the Spartan on the logo. The star under the Spartan is a representation of /sp/&#039;s first cup victory in the 4chan summer cup. Football came home that night.<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot;| [[File:sp logo 2.png|150px|link=]]<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot;| The lesser used logo. Paul the Goat is given orange colored horns and a shawl with the /sp/ name on it. While a lesser used logo, it is quite a classic among die-hard fans of the club.<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == Squad ==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;{{Main|:/sp/ Roster|l1=/sp/ Roster}}&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|de gay}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=11 |pos=RB |name=Le Cut Inside Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=99 |pos=CB |name=VARball}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=38 |pos=CB |name=Please Watch Our League}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=50 |pos=LB |name=Tripadvisor and Trivago}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name=APOLOGIZE}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=66 |pos=DMF |name=COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no=43 |pos=AMF |name={{greentext|he does it for free}}}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no=89 |pos=AMF |name=George Costanza}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=Messi}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no=35 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|Finnish goaltending}}<br /> {{sq player |no=36 |pos=CB |name=Lelbron}}<br /> {{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=An Horse}}<br /> {{sq player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=gimi}}<br /> {{sq player |no=18 |pos=LB |name=18-1}}<br /> {{sq player |no=4 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Schalke}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=EXPOSED}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no=85 |pos=RB |name=yfw da bears double doink}}<br /> {{sq player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=*dabs with the World Cup*}}<br /> {{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |name=perro caca}}<br /> {{sq player |no=96 |pos=DMF |name=THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN&#039; SLIP}}<br /> {{sq player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=Universal Choking Sign}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> Reserves can be found here: <br /> [[/sp B/]]<br /> <br /> == Tactics &amp; Aesthetics==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/file/lkbydaixa2n8qso/TEXPORT00000000 Summer 18 tictacs]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!lYtV0QZD!OoXlHKFGh-bnUtp_VTbO9cN7GYN4bYTyA1MnIBxJBpM Summer 18 aesthics]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!NcUhiayC!Mc2qZDc2GdWqRGnwTX9hEAEDuU1hggcrpZa5_apFH8Y Spring 18 Music]<br /> <br /> == Supporters ==<br /> <br /> /sp/ is known to have some of the most passionate fans in the game. Due to this passion, /sp/artans are often seen as whiners by other boards, especially in the wake of the [[4chan_Cup_Committee#2012_SC_Bracket_Scandal|2012 SC Bracket Scandal]]. Due to this, /sp/ was the winner of the Worst Fans Award in that cup. However, /sp/ does boast some of the most supportive fans in all of 4chan, participating in the most watched game of the [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]. After claiming victory in this cup, /sp/ was flooded with celebratory &quot;MESSIMESSIMESSI&quot; and &quot;THANK YOU BASED TORRES&quot; posts. <br /> <br /> === Chants ===<br /> *Some History<br /> &#039;&#039;You might have some history,&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;But we don’t give a crud,&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;(Shout the Opposing team’s name)!!!&#039;&#039;<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8vCysx22I I believe that we will win]<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5CLrRc4Ddg EEEEEEHHHH, PUTO!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGmweNQlvNU A Call to Arms]<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;display: table; position-align: center;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:A_logo.png|125px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |- <br /> | &#039;&#039;&#039;[[/a/|The Derby of /sp/art/a/]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> The biggest derby in the game of virtual divegrass&amp;ndash;El Classico. A battle between GOATs of /sp/orts and Men of /a/nime to see who are the greater champions. This derby&#039;s history runs all the way back to the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] semifinals&amp;ndash;a moment /a/ refers to as Yamakan saving Anime and /sp/ remembers as BasedChoke. They did not meet again in an official match until the 2013 Spring Babby Cup friendlies, {{tt|which /sp/ won|implying friendlies count}}. They met twice more in Official Cup games for the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] round of 16 and [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] group stage, with /a/ winning both.<br /> |- <br /> | style=&quot;background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;&quot; | &lt;b&gt;1-0-3&lt;/b&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:Asp_logo.png|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |- <br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;[[/asp/|The Not-Sports Derby]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Whenever there was a WWE thread on /sp/, there was always at least one person who told WWE fans that pro wrestling is fake and that it belongs on /asp/. Eventually, /sp/ managed to get wrestling threads officially kicked off the board with the help of Hiroyuki Nishimura, who succeeded {{tt|m00t|I don&#039;t know who, either}} as owner of 4chan in 2015, stoking the rivalry ever hotter. In the 4chan Cup, these teams have completely different mentalities, with /sp/ angrily sacking managers if they don&#039;t win cups and /asp/ exercising more patience with their managers. The two teams finally met in an official Cup match during the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] quarterfinals, which /sp/ won 3-1.<br /> |- <br /> | style=&quot;background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;&quot; | &lt;b&gt;2-0-0&lt;/b&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:V_logo.png|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |- <br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;[[/v/|The e-Sports Derby]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> /sp/ and /v/ are intense rivals in a feud that is essentially the alphas vs. the weeaboo gaming nerds, and this rivalry was only made worse after /sp/ sent /v/ to the Loser&#039;s Bracket in 2011. /v/ is also jealous of /sp/&#039;s endless creativity, epic maymays and their ability to handle the banter. Despite this, /v/ took control of this rivalry for years, defeating the GOATs in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]] round of 16 and twice in the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]&amp;ndash;in the group stage and quarterfinals. This streak was broken in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] when /sp/ eliminated /v/ in the round of 16. /sp/ leveled the series in the [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] with a 1-0 win over /v/ in the group stage.<br /> |- <br /> | style=&quot;background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;&quot; | &lt;b&gt;3-0-3&lt;/b&gt;<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == Results ==<br /> :&#039;&#039;Main article: [[/sp/ Match History]]&#039;&#039;<br /> ===Recent Form===<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;display: table; position-align: centre;&quot;&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:sci_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:bant_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:gd_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:tg_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:vg_logo.png|80px]]<br /> |-<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Loss&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1-2<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;0-2<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;0-2<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;2-1<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Loss&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1-3<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Tournament History===<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=100%<br /> |-<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Competition<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Win<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Draw<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Loss<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| End result<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Notes<br /> |-<br /> | All friendlies || 4||6||5 || || {{greentext|implying friendlies count}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] || 3||0||2 || Third Place || Double elimination bracket<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]] || 5||0||2 || Runner up || Double elimination bracket<br /> |-<br /> | rowspan=2|[[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] || &lt;s&gt;6&lt;/s&gt;||&lt;s&gt;0&lt;/s&gt;||&lt;s&gt;0&lt;/s&gt; || &lt;s&gt;Champions&lt;/s&gt; || Title vacated due to [[Dragongate]]<br /> |-<br /> | 0||0||0 || Nullified || Record after 2nd correction.<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]] || 6||0||0 || Champions || One match striken, due to Dragongate.<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || Ro16 || {{greentext|tfw almost relegated}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||0||1 || Ro16 || {{greentext|could&#039;ve been relegated on 6 (six) points}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|Moyes}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||2||0||2|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|losing to a shit team and a new team}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||1||1||2|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|couldn&#039;t even beat any weeb team}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||2||1||2|| Ro16 || Promoted<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || Killed after just two matches. &lt;br&gt;{{greentext|one point}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||3||0||2|| Quarterfinals || Promoted&lt;br&gt;Broke the Curse&lt;br&gt;Won Round of 16 match for the first time since 2013 Winter Cup<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] ||1||1||1|| Group (Relegated) || The final match of the group got /vp/ to second place over /sp/ via goal difference.&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|Let&#039;s go, /vp/ (but not by much)}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||3||0||1|| Ro16 || A combination of results got /sp/ past the group stage after just two matches.<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] ||4||0||3|| 4th || /sp/ finally broke the yo-yo cycle and reached the #1 spot on the [[Rankings]]<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || Killed after /toy/ defeated /lgbt/ immediately before the final group match vs /o/.&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|one point (again)}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||3||1||1|| Quarterfinals || Promoted&lt;br&gt;Finished T-5th, the new highest for /sp/ in a Babby Cup<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||2||1|| Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|tfw too high iq to win a game}}&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|tfw back in the yo-yo cycle}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||2||1||2|| Ro16 || Promoted<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Summer18 E.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Summer Cup]] ||5||0||2|| Runner up || Broke the yo-yo cycle&lt;br&gt;One win away from football coming home<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Stadium ==<br /> <br /> [[File:TSPstadium.png|200px|thumb|right|The pipeline after which /sp/&#039;s stadium is named.]]<br /> <br /> /sp/&#039;s current home is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium&#039;&#039;&#039;, named in remembrance of Murrika&#039;s selfless donations to impoverished Yurop.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> *Of the 10 teams to win a 4chan Cup elite tournament, /sp/ is the only one to win every match on their way to the title.<br /> **Closest calls: /a/ won 2011 Summer 8-0-1 when it was a double-elimination tournament. Under the two-stage format, /wg/ (2013 Summer), /trv/ (2014 Winter), /tg/ (2015 Winter) and /mlp/ (2015 Summer) all won with 6-1-0 records.<br /> */sp/ became the first board to have a sticky thread for a 4chan Cup event during the 2012 Winter Cup, a feat that remained unique to the board until [[/s4s/]] had their own sticky for the 2017 Summer Cup.<br /> <br /> == Honors ==<br /> ===Official Honors===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:4chanworldcup.png|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]: 3rd place<br /> File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]: Runner-up<br /> File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|we also won summer 2012 , fuk da h8ers hashtag outlels, Torres McIlroy did nothin wrong <br /> File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]: Champions<br /> File:Summer18 E.png|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]: Runner-up<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Invitationals===<br /> *[[Trip Cup]]: 4th place<br /> *[[Cup Finalists Cup]]: 3rd place <br /> <br /> ===Vacated Honours===<br /> *[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]: Champions<br /> <br /> == Video Gallery ==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZCZK0rL_P4|The Greatest Comeback Of All Time] - Witness the greatest comeback of all time brought to you by George Costanza.<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksSWvLsbaY| 2012 Summer Cup Promo]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cM6rJ1fVV4| 2012 Summer Cup: /sp/ vs /toy/]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOhvVtD1sIc| 2012 Summer Cup: /sp/ vs /int/ and /ro11/]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkL2qkCbde4| 2013 Winter Cup Promo]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLs_b5PSAc| 2013 Summer Cup: Promo for /sp/ vs /g/]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N03_wS1lVno| 2013 Summer Cup: Round of 16 Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XkqE_F35BE| 2014 Summer Cup Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTymJFi7oA| 2014 Summer Cup USA Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDyHHMFZYw| 2014 Autumn Babby Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ12Ver0Gig| 2015 Spring Babby Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqBmPUDVRxo| 2015 Spring Babby Promo by Edgar]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuaP5hSzGsM| 2015 SBC /a/ match promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEzZKXwgh_o| 2015 SBC /b/ match promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcFD9M067Q4 2016 Winter Cup Promo]<br /> <br /> == Old Downloads ==<br /> <br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!JQEkxLIb!aeVldtoGW1mrN1q0xmewh2OJlk1K5H32w4xVg5vup9E Autumn 2016 Tactical Export]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!4JF1yJyR!YQ-va6QovhqXQMKRI1V9VJczsYMb2Mk8KcBqSDUp9kk Autumn 2016 Aesthetics]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!0U9GwJya!dNG0pI1LZ0-oWBql7MY-T2iF-v85S1SZVnc7UmCS9AI Summer 2016 Tactical Export]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!lMsDgDbA!ikT2u-VkzvB8LiR-EZKcWkVsK7fotI8-WKFgEtUGWS4 Summer 2016 Aesthetics]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!RVExAQrC!axpyjDTgIteJys621POv8OBZskR6dz6tF_oIRnA3qJo Spring 2016 Tactical Export]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!cMEhDByD!RE_o7RfPTF6nI--IZUhRIvdSATxhUP1QQR1iE7IjrJo Spring 2016 A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download/t7chr76ykb6u0rh/TEXPORT+12.bin autumn15 export]<br /> *[https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_smuztchfO3ZDRUbHB6akxhSFU/view?usp=sharing winter 16 export]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download/v7asrenub8jfnx3/sp+2016+Aesthetic+Export.7z PES16 Aesthetics]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download/rt2hw1lyytbaeyb/SP+Aesthetic+Export.rar /sp/autumn15 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> {{Achievement}}<br /> {{Elite Tier}}<br /> {{Champion|prev={{Year|2011|Summer|b}} {{team home|a}}|season=Summer|year={{Year|2012|Summer|b}} (Title vacated)|next={{Year|2013|Summer|b}} {{team home|wg}}|vacated=yes}}<br /> {{Champion|prev={{Year|2012|Winter|b}} {{team home|k}}|season=Winter|year={{Year|2013|Winter|b}} (1st title)|next={{Year|2014|Winter|b}} {{team home|trv}}}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|sp]]<br /> [[Category:Winter Cup Champions|sp]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/sp/&diff=128126 /sp/ 2018-12-03T00:19:04Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Mootallowsspthread.png|x100px]]<br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= sp<br /> |motto= /sp/ found a way<br /> |name= Sports<br /> |date= August 2011 <br /> |irl={{Anonymous|TWAIN|!!tey4kCwoboa}} (sporting director)<br /> {{Anonymous|CollieBro|!!0sD18ui7YXt}}<br /> &lt;span class=&quot;explain&quot; 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Flag (Celebration Mix)<br /> |altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M<br /> |altgh1_title= &#039;MURICA FUCK YEAH - USA USA USA<br /> |altgh2=drive.google.com/open?id=0BxEhXdIqAEBUM1dPeDlQMVFDeVk<br /> |altgh2_title= TSUUUUUUUU goalhorn<br /> |altgh3=drive.google.com/open?id=0BxEhXdIqAEBUMjRVR2JnUkVMYVE<br /> |altgh3_title= TSUUUUUUUU penalty horn<br /> |altgh4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHFXAtXzlY<br /> |altgh4_title= Shiggy Diggy - George Costanza<br /> |nickname= &lt;b&gt;The GOATs&lt;/b&gt; - (the acronym of the commonly-used sporting term &quot;Greatest Of All Time&quot;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;/sp/artans&lt;/b&gt; - (originally used as the collective term for the denizens of the /sp/ board)<br /> |kithome=Sphome-2016sc.png<br /> |kitaway=Spaway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=Spthird-2016sbc.png<br /> |kit4=Spfourth-2016abc.png<br /> |kit5=Spfifth-2016abc.png<br /> |kit6=Spsixth-2016sc.png<br /> |kit7=Spseventh-2016sc.png<br /> |kit8=Speighth-2017sc.png<br /> |home_ground=Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> The /sp/artans Football Club is a simulated professional football team founded in August 2011, representing /sp/, the 4chan board dedicated to sports. They won the [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] before the title was revoked due to the [[Dragongate]] scandal. They also won the [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]], making them, for a time, the first and only two-time [[Elite (competition level) | Elite]] competition champions. They also held the number 1 spot in the [[Rankings | cup rankings]] from January 2012 to May 2013, currently the longest such reign, and from March to May, 2017.<br /> <br /> The club&#039;s popularity among the proud posters of /sp/ has made them susceptible to negative press. Accusations of rigging lead to the Match Fixing Scandal in early January 2012. The team was implicated in the Dragongate scandal as well. Their almost-systematic shitposting on other boards during /sp/ Cup participation is often cited as one of the possible reasons for the global cup ban by 4chan moderation.<br /> <br /> /sp/&#039;s main rivals are, without a doubt, /a/, who knocked them out of the cup twice on top of being dirty weeaboos, but they also have minor rivalries with /k/, /toy/, /tg/, /v/, /fit/, and potentially any board who knocks them out of the cup (/gd/ and /i/ we&#039;re looking at you) or have a fanbase as rambunctious as theirs.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> :&#039;&#039;For earlier history: [[/sp/ History]]&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ===2018===<br /> [[2018 4chan Winter Cup|2018 Winter]] stayed on PES 2017 due to issues with moving aesthetics onto PES 2018. The tournament would use different medal and height formats to compensate and attempt to shake up the competition with something new. /sp/ were drawn into Group B with /toy/, 2017 Summer&#039;s 4th-place team and a familiar foe for the /sp/artans, /g/, attempting to remain Elite after a round of 16 run the previous Summer, and /pol/, a surprise knockout qualifier in Autumn after spooning the 2017 Spring Fetus. /sp/ opened group play with a 2-2 draw against /toy/, an acceptable result at the time. /pol/&#039;s 2-1 triumph over /g/ seated the /pol/iticians at the head of the table. The GOATs fell square behind the 8-ball on the second matchday for Group B on a 2-1 loss to /pol/, leaving with broken hearts after a furious final attack failed to break through for an equalizer. An earlier /g/-/toy/ draw meant /pol/ won the group and /sp/ entered the final matchday fourth. /sp/ needed to defeat /g/ to stand a chance of promoting back into Elite status. The /g/entoomen, also desperate for a result to stay afloat, drew a tense 2-2 match, eliminating the /sp/artans and condemning them straight back to the Babbies. With /pol/-/toy/ also ending 2-2, /g/ would join /sp/ in Spring.<br /> <br /> [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 Spring]] became a Megababby late in the run-up to the tournament, creating an even bigger headache for teams like /sp/ looking to bounce back in time for the Summer Cup. The GOATs were drawn out of Pot 2 into Group F with /wsg/, /p/, /vg/ and /i/. /sp/&#039;s bid for promotion took an early blow with a stunning 2-1 loss to /p/ on the group&#039;s first matchday. /sp/ salvaged a 3-3 draw against /wsg/ on matchday 3 after George Costanza scored the game-tying goal at the 90+4&#039; mark. With a 2-1 win over the /i/ on matchday 4 and Costanza making the difference late again, they waited for /p/-/vg/ to sort out the group stage math. While a /p/ win outright would have also sufficed, /vg/ won 3-1 and put the GOATs in a favorable position - win and get in. After Costanza and Messi built up the most dangerous lead early on and {{greentext|Greg}} notched one for /vg/, /sp/ held on for the remaining tense 64 minutes. They defeated /vg/ 2-1 on matchday 5 to secure their place in Summer on goals scored at /p/&#039;s expense.<br /> <br /> In the Round of 16, /sp/ drew /ck/, the Group E winners who had whipped up a recipe for promotion after the [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|last Babby]] handed them the Wooden Spoon. These two teams last met in the [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]], when the GOATs defeated the ro/ck/stars 4-0 twice. This time, /ck/ had it their way and ran the /sp/artans out of the kitchen 2-1 to win their first knockout game since [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter]]. Though the Ro16 defeat was bitter, /sp/ came out with a place in the 2018 Summer Cup, /a/ didn&#039;t and the GOATs went again in two months&#039; time.<br /> <br /> [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|2018 Summer]] saw another magical run from the /sp/artans where they ran deep into the tournament and the fanbase grew ever more HYP by the game. The GOATs were placed into Group C with /sci/, who were on a streak of two quarterfinal appearances, /pol/, who had defeated them 2-1 in Winter, and /fit/, who /sp/ defeated 3-2 a.e.t. the last time they faced in the 2017 Autumn Round of 16. /sp/ opened group play taking vengeance on the /pol/iticians 2-1 with an early pair from new medal CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS and mainstay George Costanza. They held on for a tense 64 minutes after Hitler pulled /pol/ back in, though /sp/ locked them down and perpetuated the /new/remburg Curse. Facing off against /fit/ in another edition of their derby, the GOATs grabbed the only goal they needed through Punished Messi and held on to win 1-0 through solid defensive play. With /sci/ defeating /fit/ 2-1 on the first Group C matchday and /pol/ 2-1 on the second, /sp/&#039;s win guaranteed they and /sci/ advanced while /fit/ and /pol/ relegated. Against /sci/, all they had left to play for was seeding, which /sci/ earned with a 2-1 win. Le Cut Inside Man contributed a goal, a right-back in this edition of the roster.<br /> <br /> In the Round of 16, /sp/ drew /bant/, who were debuting in their first-ever Elite Cup after qualifying for 2018 Spring. The /sp/artans won the Banter Bowl 2-0, with George Costanza providing a brace - the 84th minute strike to open up the scoring and another at 90+2&#039; to put the match to bed. /sp/ advanced to meet /gd/, the side behind the infamous IT&#039;S TWO match that relegated /sp/ for the first time in club history in 2014 Summer. It would be two again today - however, the GOATs would cry back IT&#039;S TWO as Messi opened scoring in the 51st and Untitled-1.ai punched a fly ball into his own net. <br /> <br /> /sp/ were lined up against /tg/ in the semifinals, the only other side remaining with a star. The fa/tg/uys pulled ahead in the first half 1-0 from Mork (or Gork) striking at 10&#039; as /sp/ tried a 3-at-the-back formation. They abandoned the scheme during halftime for the 4-1-4-1 setup they used to get this far, and in the second half, their strengths shone through once more. CAM ON INGERLAND dropped his second to level the score. On a free kick awarded near the penalty box in the 82nd minute, commentary wondered aloud why TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU was kept on. The captain scored on the free kick in a fashion similar to his real-life counterpart at the 2018 World Cup vs Spain, and the GOATs survived /tg/ throwing 8 forward. For the first time since 2013 Winter, /sp/ made it to the final.<br /> <br /> The GOATs met /vg/ in the final after the Generals dispatched /jp/ and /int/ earlier in the day. /sp/ fans salivated at the chance to finally, legitimately, wear a {{tt|second star|third* star}} on the crest. /sp/ had met /vg/ twice before in group stage matches where /vg/ were already through to knockouts, so this was the first match between them with high stakes. The Generals brought disaster quick, scoring from the kickoff sequence at the 3rd minute via Unity-chan, /vg/&#039;s pariah-turned-ace as she notched her 8th goal of the Cup, all in knockouts. Git Gud brought the advantage to 2-0 after Tony Kornheiser spaghettied the ball straight to the opposing board&#039;s meta player and captain. Best Melty Player in Italy blasted a long-ranger to bring the scoreline to 3-0 within 25 minutes. /sp/ never recovered despite TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU bringing the GOATs to within two at 63&#039;. The desperate +2 onslaught yielded nothing, and /sp/ fell for the first time in an Elite final as /vg/ became One-Star Generals.<br /> <br /> /sp/&#039;s excellent defensive play, sufficient attacking prowess and well-played adjustments opened the door for them to make a run like few others in their history. They will seek redemption and to bring football home in the 2019 Winter Cup.<br /> <br /> == Colors and Mascot ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;/sp/ is maroon, orange, black and white.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Maroon: R173 G17 B12&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Orange: R200 G85 B5&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> For the first 4chan World Cup, /sp/ wore an all white kit with a simplistic green logo. Before the 2012 Winter Cup the team wore blue but eventually settled on the current iconic maroon and orange home kit, based on real world Italian divegrass team AS Roma. For away matches, /sp/ wears solid black kit with orange details. To continue the theme that the club&#039;s number one goalkeeper is DA BEARS, the uniform for the goalkeeper is a near representation of the uniform of the handegg team, the Chicago Bears.<br /> <br /> The mascot of the club is Paul the Goat (named after the legendary Paul the Octopus), who has gained worldwide fame for his alleged psychic powers. When presented with two boxes containing goat food decorated with the club crest of the two teams who are about to play in a game, Paul has successfully picked the winning team 100% of the time from 25 attempts.<br /> <br /> Two logos have been used to represent /sp/ Football Club. While one is the official logo and the other pointless, both are alright to use when depicting the /sp/ Club.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE&quot; scope=&quot;col&quot; width=&quot;10%&quot;| Image<br /> ! style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE&quot; scope=&quot;col&quot; width=&quot;35&quot;| Description<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot;| [[File:sp logo.png|150px|link=]]<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px| The famous logo of /sp/ Fooball Club and currently the most widely used, it depicts Paul the Goat standing proud on an image of a Spartan soldier. The nickname of the club is the /sp/artans, which is the reason for the Spartan on the logo. The star under the Spartan is a representation of /sp/&#039;s first cup victory in the 4chan summer cup. Football came home that night.<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot;| [[File:sp logo 2.png|150px|link=]]<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot;| The lesser used logo. Paul the Goat is given orange colored horns and a shawl with the /sp/ name on it. While a lesser used logo, it is quite a classic among die-hard fans of the club.<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> == Squad ==<br /> <br /> :&#039;&#039;{{Main|:/sp/ Roster|l1=/sp/ Roster}}&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|de gay}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=11 |pos=RB |name=Le Cut Inside Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=99 |pos=CB |name=VARball}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=An Horse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=18 |pos=LB |name=18-1}}<br /> {{sq start player |no=43 |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|he does it for free}}}}<br /> {{sq bronze player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=perro caca}}<br /> {{sq bronze player |no=66 |pos=LMF |name=COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no=89 |pos=AMF |name=George Costanza}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=Punished Messi}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no=23 |pos=GK |name=Part Time Film Director}}<br /> {{sq player |no=35 |pos=CB |name=Lelbron}}<br /> {{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB |name=Tony Kornheiser}}<br /> {{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=APOLOGIZE}}<br /> {{sq player |no=4 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Schalke}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no=44 |pos=RB |name=Universal Choking Sign}}<br /> {{sq player |no=50 |pos=DMF |name=Tripadvisor and Trivago}}<br /> {{sq player |no=96 |pos=DMF |name=THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN&#039; SLIP}}<br /> {{sq player |no=8 |pos=DMF |name=EXPOSED}}<br /> {{sq player |no=13 |pos=CMF |name=Exorcised Maradona}}<br /> {{sq player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=*dabs with the World Cup*}}<br /> {{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|we}}}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> Reserves can be found here: <br /> [[/sp B/]]<br /> <br /> == Tactics &amp; Aesthetics==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/file/lkbydaixa2n8qso/TEXPORT00000000 Summer 18 tictacs]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!lYtV0QZD!OoXlHKFGh-bnUtp_VTbO9cN7GYN4bYTyA1MnIBxJBpM Summer 18 aesthics]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!NcUhiayC!Mc2qZDc2GdWqRGnwTX9hEAEDuU1hggcrpZa5_apFH8Y Spring 18 Music]<br /> <br /> == Supporters ==<br /> <br /> /sp/ is known to have some of the most passionate fans in the game. Due to this passion, /sp/artans are often seen as whiners by other boards, especially in the wake of the [[4chan_Cup_Committee#2012_SC_Bracket_Scandal|2012 SC Bracket Scandal]]. Due to this, /sp/ was the winner of the Worst Fans Award in that cup. However, /sp/ does boast some of the most supportive fans in all of 4chan, participating in the most watched game of the [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]. After claiming victory in this cup, /sp/ was flooded with celebratory &quot;MESSIMESSIMESSI&quot; and &quot;THANK YOU BASED TORRES&quot; posts. <br /> <br /> === Chants ===<br /> *Some History<br /> &#039;&#039;You might have some history,&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;But we don’t give a crud,&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;(Shout the Opposing team’s name)!!!&#039;&#039;<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8vCysx22I I believe that we will win]<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5CLrRc4Ddg EEEEEEHHHH, PUTO!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGmweNQlvNU A Call to Arms]<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;display: table; position-align: center;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:A_logo.png|125px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |- <br /> | &#039;&#039;&#039;[[/a/|The Derby of /sp/art/a/]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> The biggest derby in the game of virtual divegrass&amp;ndash;El Classico. A battle between GOATs of /sp/orts and Men of /a/nime to see who are the greater champions. This derby&#039;s history runs all the way back to the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] semifinals&amp;ndash;a moment /a/ refers to as Yamakan saving Anime and /sp/ remembers as BasedChoke. They did not meet again in an official match until the 2013 Spring Babby Cup friendlies, {{tt|which /sp/ won|implying friendlies count}}. They met twice more in Official Cup games for the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] round of 16 and [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] group stage, with /a/ winning both.<br /> |- <br /> | style=&quot;background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;&quot; | &lt;b&gt;1-0-3&lt;/b&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:Asp_logo.png|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |- <br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;[[/asp/|The Not-Sports Derby]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Whenever there was a WWE thread on /sp/, there was always at least one person who told WWE fans that pro wrestling is fake and that it belongs on /asp/. Eventually, /sp/ managed to get wrestling threads officially kicked off the board with the help of Hiroyuki Nishimura, who succeeded {{tt|m00t|I don&#039;t know who, either}} as owner of 4chan in 2015, stoking the rivalry ever hotter. In the 4chan Cup, these teams have completely different mentalities, with /sp/ angrily sacking managers if they don&#039;t win cups and /asp/ exercising more patience with their managers. The two teams finally met in an official Cup match during the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] quarterfinals, which /sp/ won 3-1.<br /> |- <br /> | style=&quot;background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;&quot; | &lt;b&gt;2-0-0&lt;/b&gt;<br /> |}<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:V_logo.png|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> |- <br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;[[/v/|The e-Sports Derby]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> /sp/ and /v/ are intense rivals in a feud that is essentially the alphas vs. the weeaboo gaming nerds, and this rivalry was only made worse after /sp/ sent /v/ to the Loser&#039;s Bracket in 2011. /v/ is also jealous of /sp/&#039;s endless creativity, epic maymays and their ability to handle the banter. Despite this, /v/ took control of this rivalry for years, defeating the GOATs in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]] round of 16 and twice in the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]&amp;ndash;in the group stage and quarterfinals. This streak was broken in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] when /sp/ eliminated /v/ in the round of 16. /sp/ leveled the series in the [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] with a 1-0 win over /v/ in the group stage.<br /> |- <br /> | style=&quot;background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;&quot; | &lt;b&gt;3-0-3&lt;/b&gt;<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == Results ==<br /> :&#039;&#039;Main article: [[/sp/ Match History]]&#039;&#039;<br /> ===Recent Form===<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;display: table; position-align: centre;&quot;&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;&quot; <br /> | [[file:sci_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:bant_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:gd_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:tg_logo.png|80px]]<br /> | [[file:vg_logo.png|80px]]<br /> |-<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Loss&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1-2<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;0-2<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;0-2<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Win&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;2-1<br /> | &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 140%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Loss&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1-3<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Tournament History===<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=100%<br /> |-<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Competition<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Win<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Draw<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Loss<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| End result<br /> !style=&quot;background:#990000;color:#c85505&quot;| Notes<br /> |-<br /> | All friendlies || 4||6||5 || || {{greentext|implying friendlies count}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] || 3||0||2 || Third Place || Double elimination bracket<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]] || 5||0||2 || Runner up || Double elimination bracket<br /> |-<br /> | rowspan=2|[[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] || &lt;s&gt;6&lt;/s&gt;||&lt;s&gt;0&lt;/s&gt;||&lt;s&gt;0&lt;/s&gt; || &lt;s&gt;Champions&lt;/s&gt; || Title vacated due to [[Dragongate]]<br /> |-<br /> | 0||0||0 || Nullified || Record after 2nd correction.<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]] || 6||0||0 || Champions || One match striken, due to Dragongate.<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || Ro16 || {{greentext|tfw almost relegated}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||0||1 || Ro16 || {{greentext|could&#039;ve been relegated on 6 (six) points}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|Moyes}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||2||0||2|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|losing to a shit team and a new team}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||1||1||2|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|couldn&#039;t even beat any weeb team}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||2||1||2|| Ro16 || Promoted<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || Killed after just two matches. &lt;br&gt;{{greentext|one point}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||3||0||2|| Quarterfinals || Promoted&lt;br&gt;Broke the Curse&lt;br&gt;Won Round of 16 match for the first time since 2013 Winter Cup<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] ||1||1||1|| Group (Relegated) || The final match of the group got /vp/ to second place over /sp/ via goal difference.&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|Let&#039;s go, /vp/ (but not by much)}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||3||0||1|| Ro16 || A combination of results got /sp/ past the group stage after just two matches.<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] ||4||0||3|| 4th || /sp/ finally broke the yo-yo cycle and reached the #1 spot on the [[Rankings]]<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || Killed after /toy/ defeated /lgbt/ immediately before the final group match vs /o/.&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|one point (again)}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||3||1||1|| Quarterfinals || Promoted&lt;br&gt;Finished T-5th, the new highest for /sp/ in a Babby Cup<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||2||1|| Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|tfw too high iq to win a game}}&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|tfw back in the yo-yo cycle}}<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||2||1||2|| Ro16 || Promoted<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Summer18 E.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Summer Cup]] ||5||0||2|| Runner up || Broke the yo-yo cycle&lt;br&gt;One win away from football coming home<br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Stadium ==<br /> <br /> [[File:TSPstadium.png|200px|thumb|right|The pipeline after which /sp/&#039;s stadium is named.]]<br /> <br /> /sp/&#039;s current home is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium&#039;&#039;&#039;, named in remembrance of Murrika&#039;s selfless donations to impoverished Yurop.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> *Of the 10 teams to win a 4chan Cup elite tournament, /sp/ is the only one to win every match on their way to the title.<br /> **Closest calls: /a/ won 2011 Summer 8-0-1 when it was a double-elimination tournament. Under the two-stage format, /wg/ (2013 Summer), /trv/ (2014 Winter), /tg/ (2015 Winter) and /mlp/ (2015 Summer) all won with 6-1-0 records.<br /> */sp/ became the first board to have a sticky thread for a 4chan Cup event during the 2012 Winter Cup, a feat that remained unique to the board until [[/s4s/]] had their own sticky for the 2017 Summer Cup.<br /> <br /> == Honors ==<br /> ===Official Honors===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:4chanworldcup.png|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]: 3rd place<br /> File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]: Runner-up<br /> File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|we also won summer 2012 , fuk da h8ers hashtag outlels, Torres McIlroy did nothin wrong <br /> File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]: Champions<br /> File:Summer18 E.png|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]: Runner-up<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Invitationals===<br /> *[[Trip Cup]]: 4th place<br /> *[[Cup Finalists Cup]]: 3rd place <br /> <br /> ===Vacated Honours===<br /> *[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]: Champions<br /> <br /> == Video Gallery ==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZCZK0rL_P4|The Greatest Comeback Of All Time] - Witness the greatest comeback of all time brought to you by George Costanza.<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksSWvLsbaY| 2012 Summer Cup Promo]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cM6rJ1fVV4| 2012 Summer Cup: /sp/ vs /toy/]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOhvVtD1sIc| 2012 Summer Cup: /sp/ vs /int/ and /ro11/]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkL2qkCbde4| 2013 Winter Cup Promo]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLs_b5PSAc| 2013 Summer Cup: Promo for /sp/ vs /g/]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N03_wS1lVno| 2013 Summer Cup: Round of 16 Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XkqE_F35BE| 2014 Summer Cup Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTymJFi7oA| 2014 Summer Cup USA Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDyHHMFZYw| 2014 Autumn Babby Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ12Ver0Gig| 2015 Spring Babby Promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqBmPUDVRxo| 2015 Spring Babby Promo by Edgar]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuaP5hSzGsM| 2015 SBC /a/ match promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEzZKXwgh_o| 2015 SBC /b/ match promo]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcFD9M067Q4 2016 Winter Cup Promo]<br /> <br /> == Old Downloads ==<br /> <br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!JQEkxLIb!aeVldtoGW1mrN1q0xmewh2OJlk1K5H32w4xVg5vup9E Autumn 2016 Tactical Export]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!4JF1yJyR!YQ-va6QovhqXQMKRI1V9VJczsYMb2Mk8KcBqSDUp9kk Autumn 2016 Aesthetics]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!0U9GwJya!dNG0pI1LZ0-oWBql7MY-T2iF-v85S1SZVnc7UmCS9AI Summer 2016 Tactical Export]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!lMsDgDbA!ikT2u-VkzvB8LiR-EZKcWkVsK7fotI8-WKFgEtUGWS4 Summer 2016 Aesthetics]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!RVExAQrC!axpyjDTgIteJys621POv8OBZskR6dz6tF_oIRnA3qJo Spring 2016 Tactical Export]<br /> *[https://mega.nz/#!cMEhDByD!RE_o7RfPTF6nI--IZUhRIvdSATxhUP1QQR1iE7IjrJo Spring 2016 A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download/t7chr76ykb6u0rh/TEXPORT+12.bin autumn15 export]<br /> *[https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_smuztchfO3ZDRUbHB6akxhSFU/view?usp=sharing winter 16 export]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download/v7asrenub8jfnx3/sp+2016+Aesthetic+Export.7z PES16 Aesthetics]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/download/rt2hw1lyytbaeyb/SP+Aesthetic+Export.rar /sp/autumn15 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> {{Achievement}}<br /> {{Elite Tier}}<br /> {{Champion|prev={{Year|2011|Summer|b}} {{team home|a}}|season=Summer|year={{Year|2012|Summer|b}} (Title vacated)|next={{Year|2013|Summer|b}} {{team home|wg}}|vacated=yes}}<br /> {{Champion|prev={{Year|2012|Winter|b}} {{team home|k}}|season=Winter|year={{Year|2013|Winter|b}} (1st title)|next={{Year|2014|Winter|b}} {{team home|trv}}}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|sp]]<br /> [[Category:Winter Cup Champions|sp]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=An_open_letter_to_/merit/&diff=106405 An open letter to /merit/ 2018-04-08T21:04:17Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>This is a formal complaint to /merit/ regarding our current commissioner King Lear, and why the signers of this complaint believe he has failed the fundamental requirement of impartiality that is required of a commissioner and is thus unfit for the role. We believe these complaints are not personal attacks, but rather an attempt to recount some of the events that led us to believe that he is not fit for the role he currently occupies, and therefore must step down. Let&#039;s get started.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Undue involvement with /w/ ==<br /> <br /> This is unfortunately the first point that must go out of the way in order to estabilish the lack of impartiality that Lear represents as a Commissioner.<br /> <br /> During the 2017 Spring Babby Cup, /w/ was grouped with /a/, and had to face them in match 3 out of 3. Lear was then present in the public /a/ discord, and active. Goat, then manager of /w/, was absent.<br /> <br /> Come gametime, then streamer Sou had to make substitutions for /w/&#039;s team, and accidentally put a certain CB on the pitch despite being told not to do so in /w/&#039;s pastebin. This promptly followed in /a/&#039;s chat in the wake of the result:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:37 PM] Lear: Sorry it had to go down like this.<br /> [8:37 PM] Lear: I wish Sou hadn&#039;t subbed on our smallest CB in the middle when the pastebin said specifically not to do that.<br /> [8:39 PM] Lear: I&#039;m too angry at Sou for costing the lead to be happy at this.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Already this raises a few questions: Why does the supposedly impartial commissioner know a pastebin of a team he was formerly manager of 2 years prior by heart? But most importantly, why would this matter when /w/ was coming into the match already relegated? I&#039;ll let him explain.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:44 PM] Lear: I&#039;m angry because Sou just cost /w/ 17th place.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> The Cull followed immediately afterwards and saw /w/ advance to summer until /w/&#039;s nonexistent Proof of Interest posts came to light. The Commissioner had intended to use prior knowledge of the Cull to favor his own teams&#039; chances of advancing, and was nearly stripped of the chance due to Sou&#039;s rigging. This is just the most egregious episode, but there&#039;s more. When /w/&#039;s interest was put into the spotlight again in Autumn, Lear admitted to participating to /w/&#039;s interest thread:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: IIRC the reason he said he posted there to begin with was to put enough images in the thread to comply with /w/ rules<br /> [12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: but that&#039;s not his job, it&#039;s the fucking manager&#039;s job<br /> [12:06 AM] Lear: I posted in that thread because Goat asked me to get some pics of the team ingame as wallpapers. I figured it was easier to just post them myself then go through a broken telephone.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Why would the Commissioner need to fill in to post screenshots of PES, when /w/ had a manager that was supposedly active and in their fifth cup, and why would Goat need to ask him? I&#039;ll let him explain one more time, when talking about Spring 16:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [8:05 PM] Lear: Also I&#039;m not the manager for /w/ anymore so I probably shouldn&#039;t sign them up for stuff.<br /> [8:06 PM] Lear: Goat is real he just cannot into PES.<br /> [8:10 PM] Lear: In Spring both teams that escaped the group were the ones that never tested.<br /> [8:11 PM] Lear: Also the teams that had exports made by me. (note: the other is /trv/)&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> There is more, however, and this is where the rule about the commissioner not managing a team flies straight out of the window.<br /> <br /> Lear has, on multiple occasions, admitted to testing for /w/, while the manager in charge was Anonymous Goat, more specifically during the 2017 Winter and 2017 Spring Cups:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [7:49 PM] Ramen: @CuriousAnon QD doesn&#039;t into tactics much<br /> [7:50 PM] Ramen: its gw that does most of the dumb shit<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: qd told me he wanted tight marking on the amfs and gw shot it down<br /> [7:51 PM] Heavenly_Pond: Would that help<br /> [7:51 PM] TheWorst: &gt;GW<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: Probably not<br /> [7:51 PM] Ramen: qd said he wanted gw to not run hug the touchline and he never stopped(edited)<br /> [7:52 PM] Johnny: /m/ outright manmarked them and still conceded 3<br /> [7:52 PM] Lear: Yeah when I was testing against /vg/ they played better without their advanced instructions easily.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: Everything about Welcrom (note: then an /a/ tester) I like.<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: He&#039;s even trying to help /w/.<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: except he doesn&#039;t go into pixel autism like NFR<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: &gt;Welcrom is feeding tactics to both teams<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: genius<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: he will win an Elite<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: No I meant those tictacs would be a godsend for /w/.<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: If /a/ used them.<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: damn lear with the mindgames<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: I bet Lear is just foxing<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: and he is SCARED<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: Oh we tried them<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: if i was playing /a/ with a three six fun theres very few /a/ setups that would worry me :sunglasses:<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: For shits and giggles<br /> [6:01 AM] Lear: I&#039;ll have you know I tested exclusively against that setup because I am in your heads.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> So here we have a commissioner that has admitted to the following regarding his former team /w/:<br /> <br /> - Posting in their PoI threads<br /> <br /> - Judging said PoI thread&#039;s quality and without fail, deeming them good enough to compete<br /> <br /> - Making exports for /w/, which retained the same tactics for a full year after his tenure as manager had ended (Autumn 2016 /w/ was the 4-4-1-1 it had always been under Lear)<br /> <br /> - Following their games closely, having full knowledge of their tactical pastebin (enough to know which CB was shortest in a time frame of seconds)<br /> <br /> - Most importantly, &lt;b&gt;openly admitting to testing for the acting manager in spite of his position as Commissioner&lt;/b&gt;.<br /> <br /> Not only does this unequivocally disqualify Lear from being an impartial party, it is also a de-facto violation of rule 3: The Commissioner may not manage a team during their tenure. <br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;This is completely and utterly unacceptable, and the continued proxy managing of his former team alone should disqualify him from the role of commissioner, as it breaks the fundamental bond of trust managers are supposed to have towards the Commissioner, and there has already been at least one episode where Lear could have taken advantage&lt;/b&gt;:<br /> <br /> On the 19th of May of 2017, f4r went missing in action after the deadline for matchday 4 of the Spring Babby.<br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;Lear had to fill in for f4r&#039;s duties and made the EDIT file of a matchday where the team he was then proxy manager of played, and he got to handle a nightly export of the team /w/ was playing next.&lt;/b&gt; He then casually went on to comment in public on how his testing against /a/ went.<br /> <br /> <br /> As an aside, I would also like to point out that this is now a renewed concern, as /w/&#039;s Spring tactics will be made by someone that is not a &quot;neutral party&quot;, by his own admission.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Moving the gay goalpost and lack of standards==<br /> <br /> The new autopilot format has had, to date, two successful users: /cm/ and /p/. You&#039;d think these two teams would then have a very similar story with interest and polling, and you&#039;d be so crucially wrong.<br /> <br /> As you all know by now, /cm/&#039;s autumn poll was ran and supervised by Dragonfag, and they were ultimately allowed to play, as their interest was deemed legitimate. <br /> When /merit/ called this into question, the burden of proof to disprove the interest was legitimate (and not votes for a collection of DF&#039;s husbandos) was squarely placed on them, something that, with obvious reasons, they couldn&#039;t do.<br /> <br /> I ran a preliminary strawpoll for /p/, which was approved by /merit/ (as opposed to /cm/ just coming in with interest). Given the green light, I polled /p/, and some 48 hours into the Autumn poll, some wonderful person decided to leak it to /4ccg/. I had to rush close the poll, and was then pre-emptively asked to prove no votes came from /4ccg/, and I was happy to oblige. The burden of proof was placed on me.<br /> <br /> This however left the music selection for /p/ so close that I wasn&#039;t prepared to call the will of the board, so I decided to run a second, tiebreaker poll. This saw no complaints, and people were happy to vote and decide a winner. 14 of the 17 initial votes came back in a comparable time frame, and nothing of note has happened since. /p/ keeps being mildly interested and I keep wanting to build them.<br /> <br /> Why is this tiebreaker poll relevant? /cm/ was going to be asked to do the same, after /cm/&#039;s roster was given the green light by a couple of /cm/ browsers, as a way to unequivocally verify their interest as legitimate (the second poll would have been run by /merit/, ruling out any ballot stuffing that is possible with google polls), and the arguments Lear had against it, I find truly baffling and nonsensical when /p/ was able to vote twice without any doomsday scenario of the sort occurring.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 1 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again as you know, the situation was ultimately resolved with calls of &quot;let /cm/ play&quot; with little criticism coming from the crowd, despite lacking any amount of information other than &quot;DF made the poll but it is legitimate&quot;. It was then agreed that a banned person could never run a poll again, giving /cm/ preferential treatment and authorization to break the rules &quot;just this once&quot; on account of strong interest.<br /> <br /> After this point, the discussion about /w/ happened, and Lear stopped answering to my enquiries about /p/. I had asked him about keeping a couple of no-aesthetics players out, and never got a response. I decided to ask then-recently out of /merit/ DescendingBear and other /merit/ members about the autopilot rules. I was unofficially told by DB that autopilots ought to require a thread every single cup cycle, before or during. Or do they?<br /> <br /> /cm/ had a single winter thread that was linked on the stream&#039;s chat by SDA at zero replies, and then continued seemingly normally. Nobody had to prove their interest was legitimate, despite the fact that it was leaked at the very start.<br /> No thread was made for Spring&#039;s preparation and the roster was not updated. Despite this, /cm/ get to play with Autumn&#039;s roster. This, to me, had the same coherence of a random number generator, so once again I asked about autopilot interest:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[11:07 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So are we ever gonna write some rules down about autopilot and PoI or is it just gonna be wing it lmao<br /> [11:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Cause /cm/ as far as I see from the archive is competing on Autumn PoI and until 2 months ago it was one cycle<br /> [11:08 PM] Lear: They had a Winter thread.<br /> [11:09 PM] Lear: And yeah we&#039;ll write out 1 cycle and all that.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> So you&#039;d think that this means that rules for autopilots are more lax now and they don&#039;t need a proper thread every cup cycle, but no later than 24 hours pass before he goes out of his way to defend the leaked thread that nobody can prove the legitimacy of.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 2 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again, consider what is being said for a second here, just because /cm/ cannot, for some obscure reason, poll their board like everyone else:<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine to violate the rules twice in a row and, in both instances, only give a vague and non binding promise to be harsher in the future rather than take any sort of decision right now<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for a team to compete on a roster that is years old, relying only on matchday threads made by people without any sort of relation to the cup, banned or not, and that are completely unverifiable in any way<br /> <br /> - Being linked on stream, a location that is several magnitudes more visible than /4ccg/, where interest has been leaked and denied before is not enough reason to at least require another thread 3 months later<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for the only beneficiary of these decisions to be /cm/, while the other autopilots that are getting interested in the cup have to bust their ass and abide by the ever-changing, implied but not codified rules.<br /> <br /> We have already seen the result of this inconsistency for the benefit of one team: /t/&#039;s thread is a complete mockery of the current standards for autopilots, particularly /cm/ since the OP of both threads remains unknown and both got leaked, and the fact that /t/&#039;s thread has been reported and deleted suggests there&#039;s an escalation that is potentially cancerous for the cup.<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t really want a bunch of cross boarders to link my threads to 4ccg to then have them reported and deleted. It&#039;s not conducive to any small market and it screams of concerted effort to straight up kill any up and coming team.<br /> <br /> == Not good enough for /u/ ==<br /> <br /> Lear went on First Bait, on the day after the round of 16 of the winter cup, and went on a completely unprompted huge, half hour long rant undermining /u/&#039;s management ability and style of polling, while also slinging personal insults at him while being incredibly angry: https://www.smashcast.tv/firstbait/videos/1385699 - it starts at 35 minutes. <br /> <br /> For context, this is the image Myuer posted in the chat: http://puu.sh/zYd1S/177ab33cb7.png - this is around the time of The Cull.<br /> <br /> I will leave the footage to speak for himself, but do keep in mind that, as far as anybody I&#039;m in contact with (/u/ management former and not) is concerned and going back as far as 2013, /u/ has always polled their meta thread, and has an agreement with the moderator to do so, while specifically being told not to create threads: https://4archive.org/board/u/thread/2001853#p2004050<br /> <br /> Here&#039;s some choice quotes, just in case you can&#039;t watch the video:<br /> <br /> &quot;Maybe I&#039;ll be a bit kinder to them when they aren&#039;t filthy fucking casuals with garbage taste&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;...If you think you can justify the shit you pulled with that team, go ahead - [long rant about Citrus ensues] - no your garbage ass fucking general hates it, and you can&#039;t pull your dick out of your ass to see that!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I see only polling the general thread as basically rock bottom, because it&#039;s a fucking shithole&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;If you don&#039;t wanna take a 3 day, you don&#039;t give a shit!&quot;<br /> <br /> I honestly want to ask a question here, would you appreciate being under a magnifying scope for how you run the team you manage because the Commissioner doesn&#039;t like the general you have been confined in by the moderation, and ultimately questions your poll because of personal preference? Neither would I, but this blatant bias toward these teams seems like it&#039;s a repeated and well documented behaviour that shows no signs of ever getting better: <br /> <br /> - His unwillingness to take /adv/&#039;s signup over /wg/ in the 2016 Summer Cup, despite the fact /wg/ missed theirs and should have been immediately disqualified. /wg/&#039;s participation remained in contention until most of the cup IRC and /4ccg/ complained, and he was forced to back down.<br /> <br /> - Without dwelling too much on it, because plenty has already been said, his behaviour during and after The Cull, and his comments on /c/ and /u/ in particular. <br /> <br /> <br /> The most egregious thing is that this is something that seems to have to do entirely with his own tastes, and not any genuine concern, and that he is actively calling to upset the moderation in order to start a thread when /u/ has specifically been told not to do so. Because clearly, what we need is more boards that are even less open about 4CC threads and more hostility from the moderation, whether you think it&#039;s good moderation or bad moderation.<br /> <br /> I would also like to point out that being part of the 4CC organization shouldn&#039;t in any circumstance give you a higher standing than a 4chan moderator, whether you like them or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Lock before, explain later ==<br /> <br /> The discussion on Spring&#039;s format has been, to put it simply, non-existent. /merit/ was, up until this week, aware of these new\revived team attempts: /3/, /aco/, /bant/, /hm/ and /w/, or in other words, exactly 40.<br /> <br /> Given that all of these except /hm/ look like they&#039;re going to succeed, the smartest thing to do would have been announcing that we were very close to making a megababby happen (and possibly reviving managers that needed a little push - for example, /gif/&#039;s former manager) and then waiting until the weekend to wrap up team making by including all of the teams that were in the stages of gathering interest, since he was already well aware of 40 interested teams being a more than real possibility.<br /> <br /> This was suggested in /merit/, and it was promptly ignored. Lear then told /merit/ the blame was &quot;on him&quot; if people weren&#039;t satisfied with the current megafetus / babby format, despite the fact that he now fails to address any questions regarding the new teams that have propped up as the Spring dates were announced.<br /> <br /> What instead happened was Lear gave a 48 hour ultimatum to /hm/ and /aco/ to get a thread ready and gather interest, and then cut them off short of the 40 teams count despite there being a good chance /aco/ will in fact make it, without even considering the possibility that there may be wildcards (/t/, /gif/) or reviving an autopilot with none\partial interest (/hm/ has renewed aesthetics, and at least some interest despite the disappearance of their poller - which does not seem a problem for /cm/). <br /> <br /> Despite the fact that the people voted for more teams, and for making a megababby happen if 40 teams were interested, despite the huge support this tournament format had in Autumn, Lear decided, on his own, to stick with a format that is unpopular and that saves absolutely no time for the streamers.<br /> <br /> == Conclusion and Signatures ==<br /> <br /> In conclusion, due to the reasons listed and way more that you are all well aware of, we believe it is time for Lear to part with the role of Commissioner.<br /> <br /> We are aware this is not the first time this discussion has come to a sticking point, and would therefore propose Shakes as the new Commissioner of the 4chan Cup, following a vote of no confidence.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> <br /> [[User:MarcoZ|MarcoZ]] ([[User talk:MarcoZ|talk]]) 18:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ordinate|Ordinate]] ([[User talk:Ordinate|talk]]) 19:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Megabeastage|Megabeastage]] ([[User talk:Megabeastage|talk]]) 19:46, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Sillius|Sillius]] ([[User talk:Sillius|talk]]) 19:47, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Canes|Canes]] ([[User talk:Canes|talk]]) 19:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Labcoat|Labcoat]] ([[User talk:Labcoat|talk]]) 19:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ravenire|ravenire]] ([[User talk:Ravenire|talk]]) 20:04, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:DescendingBear|DescendingBear]] ([[User talk:DescendingBear|talk]]) 20:09, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Rance|rhs]] ([[User talk:Rance|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Metalsappho|MS]] ([[User talk:Metalsappho|talk]]) 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:GoldenWingman|a useless shitter]] 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC) {{tt|shit nobody cares about|&lt;nowiki&gt;Hot opinions: Letting /cm/ play in Autumn/Winter was sensible. Letting them play in Spring without the same level of interest demonstrated is not. Whichever route Lear takes, which usually isn’t the sensible one, he handles it absolutely atrociously. Incompetent since day fucking one. Also, Miss Monochrome was offside.&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:TSparx|TSparx]] ([[User talk:TSparx|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:GMG|GMG]] ([[User talk:GMG|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Tuvalu|Tuvalu]] ([[User talk:Tuvalu|talk]]) 20:39, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:North|North]] ([[User talk:North|talk]]) 20:41, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Myuer|Myuer]] ([[User talk:Myuer|talk]]) 20:49, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == This is fucking stupid ==<br /> <br /> Signed,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:MaxPiston|MaxPiston]] ([[User talk:MaxPiston|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:(´・ω・`)|(´・ω・`)]] ([[User talk:(´・ω・`)|talk]]) 20:13, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lear is a Boris-enabling cuck and they both should be sacked but this is some of the dumbest shit I&#039;ve ever seen [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:21, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carma sums it up nicely [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:25, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;I have no strong feelings one way or the other. EDIT: While there are some legitimate grievances made, I believe it&#039;s worth point out that WE&#039;RE PLAYING MEMEBALL ON THE INTERNET. [[User:CptCourage|CptCourage]] ([[User talk:CptCourage|talk]]) 20:28, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> There&#039;s a tradition in the Bittenfeld family! When you praise someone you do it loudly; when you denounce someone you do it even louder! I&#039;m only observing that tradition. [[User:Bittenfeld|Bittenfeld]] ([[User talk:Bittenfeld|talk]]) 20:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> I had 0 time to help /cm/ at all and it&#039;s like /c/ where it really isn&#039;t a board you &quot;main&quot;, so it&#039;s a little difficult without dedicated posters for it. I support removing /cm/ but doing all this because Lear hurt your feelings or whatever is dumb and the cup shouldn&#039;t be taken this seriously. The intense shit that comes from this dumb video game is why some people can&#039;t be bothered doing it for a long period of time. [[User:RoronaBest|RoronaBest]] ([[User talk:RoronaBest|talk]]) 20:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == I want my own section==<br /> <br /> [[File:Thanks_Conductor.gif]]<br /> PM me anime ass [[User:RamenRaisin|RamenRaisin]] ([[User talk:RamenRaisin|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can I have Boris back please ==<br /> <br /> Niggers,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Lowroller|Lowroller]] ([[User talk:Lowroller|talk]])<br /> <br /> Ignore below me, he is a liar, Go fuck yourself Collie, lil bitch<br /> <br /> == Fuck the above post, Boris was sacked for a reason ==<br /> <br /> Chat shit get banged,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:17, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ignore above me, he says mean words. I cannot condone this language on a family website.<br /> <br /> ==IMGAY==<br /> <br /> Hello I am very mad online about divegrass. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hello... Sargbot. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:38, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey Carma..... Long time no talk, how&#039;s it going? [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pretty good bb, gettin good grades and shit since I quit this dupster fire, and yet for some dumb reason I wanna come back. hbu? [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:40, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Currently waiting on a new job to start, happy to be out of this 4CC nonsense tbqh. My PES days are long since over. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nice man I&#039;m glad you&#039;re free of it. I hope everything works out for you, lad. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:45, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Same to you bb, hope life is treating you well. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> I&#039;m gay for fictional girls[[User:DrDtroit|DrDtroit]] ([[User talk:DrDtroit|talk]]) 20:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Also make me commish and i&#039;ll not only remove /cm/ but also give everyone a free Doritos Locos Taco while supplies last [[User:DrDtroit|DrDtroit]] ([[User talk:DrDtroit|talk]]) 20:56, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> But you have to buy the cinnamon twists yoruselves [[User:DrDtroit|DrDtroit]] ([[User talk:DrDtroit|talk]]) 20:56, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==/w/ issue is completely legit==<br /> The rest is wankery. /cm/ first PoI scandal was handled correctly as he had public endorsement for the call. /cm/ second PoI scandal is borderline, and maybe even if /cm/ shouldn&#039;t play, it&#039;s not an issue warranting an impeachment. /u/ stuff is irrelevant. His opinions are wrong but he never took any action against /u/, only shittalked them on FB. Mentioning /hm/ is downright wrong because the guy who was interest died weeks ago, so /hm/ wasn&#039;t realistically in contention for revival. The 39 assessment was correct. If there&#039;s one thing that needs to change, it&#039;s signups have to be brought back so we avoid situations like this phantom megababby one again. Because of all these points I don&#039;t agree with, I can&#039;t in good faith sign the letter.<br /> <br /> Make a new petition only saying &quot;we want to change Lear with Shakes because we believe Shakes is more competent&quot; and I&#039;ll gladly sign.&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:TWAIN|TWAIN]] ([[User talk:TWAIN|talk]]) 20:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> Lear needs to be sacked because his ethos for running the cup is creating a wash of bureaucratic nonsense that is detracting from the state of the cup as a targeted form of shitposting and autism. We don&#039;t need autistic PoIs to prevent dead teams from getting into the cup. The fans care less about what team is doing what than you idiots think. As long as a team is fun it&#039;ll have people who like to watch them play, or at least don&#039;t mind watching their own team play against them.<br /> <br /> The cup needs to be rolled back to a state that is comprehensible and impervious to stupid bullshit drama like this and like the dumb shit that Lear keeps kicking up. I know the good old days weren&#039;t perfect but they were a hell of a lot more sane than this retardation.<br /> <br /> Lear and Boris need to have their influence removed from the cup. This vote of no confidence is an excuse and if it works then so be it but this revolution is built on shaky ground and empty stomachs. Have a plan before you act.<br /> <br /> Consider this my vote for the resignation of Lear and the instatement of Shakes to the position of 4cc Commissioner, even if your manifesto is fucking stupid and dances around the real fundamental issues that Lear has brought to fruition in the Cup.&lt;br&gt;[[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 21:04, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Appendices ==<br /> <br /> === Appendix 1 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[2017-08-23 01:36:21] Descending Bear: similiarly, if we wouldn&#039;t have a single trustworthy person on board to verify this poll, I&#039;d still advocate for asking /cm/ fans to run it again (not whole thread with POI, just the poll, this one supervised by one of us)<br /> [2017-08-23 01:37:18] Descending Bear: perhaps we&#039;d reach the solution of seeking help among actual /cm/ fans on our own, perhaps we could achieve it by having a discussion with managers<br /> [2017-08-23 01:38:34] Descending Bear: however, throwing half of us to the ptchforks without letting us know before we&#039;ve reached any kind of agreement is disgusting, and defending that it was a right thing to do is equally disgusting<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:15] f4r !HanakoDlmg: the main schism seemed to be around running another poll or not<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] Descending Bear: I don;t particularily care about &quot;reputation&quot;, but being thrown under the bus for things I haven&#039;t said or done is not what any of us is here for<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] King Lear: Running a second poll is voiding the first one.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:56] Descending Bear: yes, and that would be required if we wouldn&#039;t find any proof of validity<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:57] King Lear: Bear you said that /cm/ should have their POI scrapped and another poll ran.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:13] King Lear: Running a second poll is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:49] Descending Bear: no, telling them to start a new thread would be scrapping POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:15] Descending Bear: or demanding that existence of this poll means nothing at all and /cm/ fans do not exist<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:56] King Lear: &gt;hey you know that poll you voted in well it didn&#039;t count try again<br /> I call that scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:42:57] Descending Bear: this is only according to your very specific definition of POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:43:35] Descending Bear: In case of small and slow boards, I often encourage manager candidates to ask for suggestions in thread rather than running the poll<br /> [2017-08-23 01:44:08] Descending Bear: what I men is, poll is not technically required if there was discussion about players, music and whatnot, and manager/autopilot follows those advices<br /> [2017-08-23 01:45:30] Descending Bear: while DF is perfectly capable of pretending to be several people, it;s pretty obvious that even if he would, thread like that still gathers some interests of /cm/ anons who stumbled upon it and might have posted in it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:46:28] Descending Bear: I&#039;ve never called for throwing /cm back to step zero, only to have a poll that is not run by the most banned person in this Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:07] King Lear: Saying the poll didn&#039;t count is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:55] Descending Bear: gaining proper board interest is actually pretty complex process that has several steps:<br /> - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:00] King Lear: That isn&#039;t even mentioning how dumb a second poll is as an idea.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:30] King Lear: - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> The poll did all but the last one which it could not have.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:59] Descending Bear: if you&#039;re calling invalidating just one of those steps as being equal with scrapping POI, you really have no idea on what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:50:27] King Lear: Want me to ask the audience on this one? you&#039;re telling the fans their vote didn&#039;t count, that&#039;s scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:03] Descending Bear: because even when poll is redone, the fact is, some of /cm anons already know what the Cup is and might be curious enough to stick around, and that&#039;s a lot more than having nothing at all<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:19] King Lear: So you admit a second poll would drive people away.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:44] Descending Bear: and now I have no idea what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:59] King Lear: Alright so what would a second poll do that the first one didn&#039;t?<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:11] Descending Bear: no, it wouldn&#039;t if we are not scaring /cm/ fans with drama, and we wouldn&#039;t have to<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:55] King Lear: No matter the approach if you tell people for any reason their vote did not count they will not be happy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:12] King Lear: And if I were one of those people I would feel that I had wasted my time for no reason.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:37] Descending Bear: you don&#039;t need to give a valid reason, something along the lines of &quot;oops, this formula did not gave us enquivocal results / we need some tiebreakers&quot; or whatever you think of<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:57] King Lear: No matter what you say, if people have to vote a second time they&#039;ll be unhappy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:09] Descending Bear: yeah, spending 2 minutes on voting is such a chore, it can be done only once a year to not overextert oneself<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:10] King Lear: Especially if the poll is the same.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:38] Descending Bear: then you change things in poll formula to make it look and work differently, there are endless possibilities<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:55] Descending Bear: more candidates in roster suggestions in new poll, basically anything<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:21] King Lear: So if we change the poll people who have their choices affected now feel as though they are being told to fuck off.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:36] Descending Bear: this is null discussion though as we&#039;ve agreed to accept /cm/ poll as it is, at leat for this one season<br /> [2017-08-23 01:56:23] King Lear: Yup because it turns out that thinking the POI should be voided and a second poll ran is a bit of a minority opinion at large.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:57:25] Descending Bear: and about your idea of bringing it to the public: sure tell them in all details how evil bear is plotting to kill /cm/ again. Nothing like a good walk of shame to bring fellow member back to order, isn&#039;t it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:20] Descending Bear: I can&#039;t believe I really tried to maintain integrity of /merit/ by standing your side and defending you when you were the minority for the stunt you wanted to pull off with /w/<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:50] King Lear: Yup I said in public you wanted the POI scrapped.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:59:24] Descending Bear: if you want to invoke the rule of majority whenever you need and ignore it when it does not suit your agenda, go ahead<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> === Appendix 2 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[6:58 PM] Lear: @Free my nigga megababby I told you yesterday that /cm/ have new poi, not sure why you are saying today they dont.<br /> [6:59 PM] Free my nigga megababby: I said something specific: &gt;without re-polling<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Autumn poll, Spring cup, doesn&#039;t look like a cup cycle to me even though I guess that rule has been wiz&#039;d away right about now.<br /> [7:00 PM] Incoming: I mean /cm/&#039;s current roster is bretty good aethstically<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Without even getting into the legitimacy of that thread<br /> [7:03 PM] Lear: That&#039;s pretty narrow if you think the p in poi can only stand for poll. If there is a thread that shows a team clearly wanting to play rejecting it because they were being interested and discussing the Cup in the wrong way would be stupid.<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So you&#039;re saying that it is technically possible to keep a team unupdated for multiple cup cycles and potentially years without ever even updating the roster as long as they have a matchday thread of completely anonymous supporters<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: With one of the commentators announcing your thread on stream and still being legitimate<br /> [7:06 PM] Lear: Have you read /cm/&#039;s Winter thread?<br /> [7:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: It&#039;s in my history so I must have skimmed through it, the first post is literally &quot;raid incoming&quot; though, had an hearthy laugh<br /> [7:11 PM] Lear: The thread went on for a while after it got brought up and had actual discussion in it so I feel it is better to give them the benefit of the doubt this once. As for the roster thing if the people on the board are happy with the roster and there is interest in the team then telling them their interest wasnt correct is being petty and shutting out a team with interest.<br /> [7:15 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So the cup cycle thing hasn&#039;t been written out after all and you&#039;re only giving them a pass for a healthy thread, despite the fact that every other autopilot and post-cull team past and present had to get a reputable, non banned tripfag to drum up interest for them to return to the cup, and despite the fact that the thread was leaked in an incredibly visible location and that it literally starts with two 4ccg shitposts<br /> [7:19 PM] Lear: &gt;reputable, non banned tripfag<br /> Only thing we care about is not banned. If we didnt let a team in because the person who made the thread wasnt a top lad that&#039;d be fucked.<br /> <br /> Yes their thread was leaked and we are going to be more harsh on that in the future but dont act like the thread has nothing but people shouting about raids.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Counterpoints==<br /> Didn&#039;t free /t/<br /> <br /> Not yet, be a little patient<br /> [[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless]][[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless|center]][[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless|right]]<br /> <br /> ==fill my hole, daddy==<br /> [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]])<br /> <br /> ==benis==<br /> benis [[User:PWJP|PWJP]] ([[User talk:PWJP|talk]]) 20:49, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==My little hidey-hole==<br /> &lt;small&gt;I swear to god if any of you&lt;/small&gt; FUCKS &lt;small&gt;copy and paste this you will be is serious trouble&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &quot;I LOVE SUSHI!&quot; exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.<br /> &quot;Ah, excellent,&quot; Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, &quot;they are enjoying themselves.&quot;<br /> &quot;I love Japan, period&quot; said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.<br /> &quot;Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!&quot; Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi&#039;s small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. &quot;J-ROCK!&quot; screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.<br /> &quot;Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child,&quot; Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.<br /> &quot;GIRUGAMESH!&quot; the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.<br /> &quot;What has begun here is something terrible,&quot; Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.<br /> &quot;I LOVE ANIME!&quot; shrieks a curiously toupee&#039;d customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast&#039;s gender. &quot;AND MANGA&quot; yells the man-lady&#039;s back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite&#039;s back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.<br /> &quot;AND GAYMEN!&quot; an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.<br /> &quot;Uh...DDR?,&quot; says a man quite plainly.<br /> &quot;Finally, a respite from this madness,&quot; Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.<br /> &quot;SMILE D.K.&quot; squealed the man&#039;s bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.<br /> As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. &quot;These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!&quot;<br /> &quot;HEYYYYYY!&quot; Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. &quot;SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU&quot; he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.<br /> Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. 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We believe these complaints are not personal attacks, but rather an attempt to recount some of the events that led us to believe that he is not fit for the role he currently occupies, and therefore must step down. Let&#039;s get started.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Undue involvement with /w/ ==<br /> <br /> This is unfortunately the first point that must go out of the way in order to estabilish the lack of impartiality that Lear represents as a Commissioner.<br /> <br /> During the 2017 Spring Babby Cup, /w/ was grouped with /a/, and had to face them in match 3 out of 3. Lear was then present in the public /a/ discord, and active. Goat, then manager of /w/, was absent.<br /> <br /> Come gametime, then streamer Sou had to make substitutions for /w/&#039;s team, and accidentally put a certain CB on the pitch despite being told not to do so in /w/&#039;s pastebin. This promptly followed in /a/&#039;s chat in the wake of the result:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:37 PM] Lear: Sorry it had to go down like this.<br /> [8:37 PM] Lear: I wish Sou hadn&#039;t subbed on our smallest CB in the middle when the pastebin said specifically not to do that.<br /> [8:39 PM] Lear: I&#039;m too angry at Sou for costing the lead to be happy at this.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Already this raises a few questions: Why does the supposedly impartial commissioner know a pastebin of a team he was formerly manager of 2 years prior by heart? But most importantly, why would this matter when /w/ was coming into the match already relegated? I&#039;ll let him explain.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:44 PM] Lear: I&#039;m angry because Sou just cost /w/ 17th place.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> The Cull followed immediately afterwards and saw /w/ advance to summer until /w/&#039;s nonexistent Proof of Interest posts came to light. The Commissioner had intended to use prior knowledge of the Cull to favor his own teams&#039; chances of advancing, and was nearly stripped of the chance due to Sou&#039;s rigging. This is just the most egregious episode, but there&#039;s more. When /w/&#039;s interest was put into the spotlight again in Autumn, Lear admitted to participating to /w/&#039;s interest thread:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: IIRC the reason he said he posted there to begin with was to put enough images in the thread to comply with /w/ rules<br /> [12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: but that&#039;s not his job, it&#039;s the fucking manager&#039;s job<br /> [12:06 AM] Lear: I posted in that thread because Goat asked me to get some pics of the team ingame as wallpapers. I figured it was easier to just post them myself then go through a broken telephone.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Why would the Commissioner need to fill in to post screenshots of PES, when /w/ had a manager that was supposedly active and in their fifth cup, and why would Goat need to ask him? I&#039;ll let him explain one more time, when talking about Spring 16:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [8:05 PM] Lear: Also I&#039;m not the manager for /w/ anymore so I probably shouldn&#039;t sign them up for stuff.<br /> [8:06 PM] Lear: Goat is real he just cannot into PES.<br /> [8:10 PM] Lear: In Spring both teams that escaped the group were the ones that never tested.<br /> [8:11 PM] Lear: Also the teams that had exports made by me. (note: the other is /trv/)&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> There is more, however, and this is where the rule about the commissioner not managing a team flies straight out of the window.<br /> <br /> Lear has, on multiple occasions, admitted to testing for /w/, while the manager in charge was Anonymous Goat, more specifically during the 2017 Winter and 2017 Spring Cups:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [7:49 PM] Ramen: @CuriousAnon QD doesn&#039;t into tactics much<br /> [7:50 PM] Ramen: its gw that does most of the dumb shit<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: qd told me he wanted tight marking on the amfs and gw shot it down<br /> [7:51 PM] Heavenly_Pond: Would that help<br /> [7:51 PM] TheWorst: &gt;GW<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: Probably not<br /> [7:51 PM] Ramen: qd said he wanted gw to not run hug the touchline and he never stopped(edited)<br /> [7:52 PM] Johnny: /m/ outright manmarked them and still conceded 3<br /> [7:52 PM] Lear: Yeah when I was testing against /vg/ they played better without their advanced instructions easily.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: Everything about Welcrom (note: then an /a/ tester) I like.<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: He&#039;s even trying to help /w/.<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: except he doesn&#039;t go into pixel autism like NFR<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: &gt;Welcrom is feeding tactics to both teams<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: genius<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: he will win an Elite<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: No I meant those tictacs would be a godsend for /w/.<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: If /a/ used them.<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: damn lear with the mindgames<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: I bet Lear is just foxing<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: and he is SCARED<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: Oh we tried them<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: if i was playing /a/ with a three six fun theres very few /a/ setups that would worry me :sunglasses:<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: For shits and giggles<br /> [6:01 AM] Lear: I&#039;ll have you know I tested exclusively against that setup because I am in your heads.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> So here we have a commissioner that has admitted to the following regarding his former team /w/:<br /> <br /> - Posting in their PoI threads<br /> <br /> - Judging said PoI thread&#039;s quality and without fail, deeming them good enough to compete<br /> <br /> - Making exports for /w/, which retained the same tactics for a full year after his tenure as manager had ended (Autumn 2016 /w/ was the 4-4-1-1 it had always been under Lear)<br /> <br /> - Following their games closely, having full knowledge of their tactical pastebin (enough to know which CB was shortest in a time frame of seconds)<br /> <br /> - Most importantly, &lt;b&gt;openly admitting to testing for the acting manager in spite of his position as Commissioner&lt;/b&gt;.<br /> <br /> Not only does this unequivocally disqualify Lear from being an impartial party, it is also a de-facto violation of rule 3: The Commissioner may not manage a team during their tenure. <br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;This is completely and utterly unacceptable, and the continued proxy managing of his former team alone should disqualify him from the role of commissioner, as it breaks the fundamental bond of trust managers are supposed to have towards the Commissioner, and there has already been at least one episode where Lear could have taken advantage&lt;/b&gt;:<br /> <br /> On the 19th of May of 2017, f4r went missing in action after the deadline for matchday 4 of the Spring Babby.<br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;Lear had to fill in for f4r&#039;s duties and made the EDIT file of a matchday where the team he was then proxy manager of played, and he got to handle a nightly export of the team /w/ was playing next.&lt;/b&gt; He then casually went on to comment in public on how his testing against /a/ went.<br /> <br /> <br /> As an aside, I would also like to point out that this is now a renewed concern, as /w/&#039;s Spring tactics will be made by someone that is not a &quot;neutral party&quot;, by his own admission.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Moving the gay goalpost and lack of standards==<br /> <br /> The new autopilot format has had, to date, two successful users: /cm/ and /p/. You&#039;d think these two teams would then have a very similar story with interest and polling, and you&#039;d be so crucially wrong.<br /> <br /> As you all know by now, /cm/&#039;s autumn poll was ran and supervised by Dragonfag, and they were ultimately allowed to play, as their interest was deemed legitimate. <br /> When /merit/ called this into question, the burden of proof to disprove the interest was legitimate (and not votes for a collection of DF&#039;s husbandos) was squarely placed on them, something that, with obvious reasons, they couldn&#039;t do.<br /> <br /> I ran a preliminary strawpoll for /p/, which was approved by /merit/ (as opposed to /cm/ just coming in with interest). Given the green light, I polled /p/, and some 48 hours into the Autumn poll, some wonderful person decided to leak it to /4ccg/. I had to rush close the poll, and was then pre-emptively asked to prove no votes came from /4ccg/, and I was happy to oblige. The burden of proof was placed on me.<br /> <br /> This however left the music selection for /p/ so close that I wasn&#039;t prepared to call the will of the board, so I decided to run a second, tiebreaker poll. This saw no complaints, and people were happy to vote and decide a winner. 14 of the 17 initial votes came back in a comparable time frame, and nothing of note has happened since. /p/ keeps being mildly interested and I keep wanting to build them.<br /> <br /> Why is this tiebreaker poll relevant? /cm/ was going to be asked to do the same, after /cm/&#039;s roster was given the green light by a couple of /cm/ browsers, as a way to unequivocally verify their interest as legitimate (the second poll would have been run by /merit/, ruling out any ballot stuffing that is possible with google polls), and the arguments Lear had against it, I find truly baffling and nonsensical when /p/ was able to vote twice without any doomsday scenario of the sort occurring.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 1 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again as you know, the situation was ultimately resolved with calls of &quot;let /cm/ play&quot; with little criticism coming from the crowd, despite lacking any amount of information other than &quot;DF made the poll but it is legitimate&quot;. It was then agreed that a banned person could never run a poll again, giving /cm/ preferential treatment and authorization to break the rules &quot;just this once&quot; on account of strong interest.<br /> <br /> After this point, the discussion about /w/ happened, and Lear stopped answering to my enquiries about /p/. I had asked him about keeping a couple of no-aesthetics players out, and never got a response. I decided to ask then-recently out of /merit/ DescendingBear and other /merit/ members about the autopilot rules. I was unofficially told by DB that autopilots ought to require a thread every single cup cycle, before or during. Or do they?<br /> <br /> /cm/ had a single winter thread that was linked on the stream&#039;s chat by SDA at zero replies, and then continued seemingly normally. Nobody had to prove their interest was legitimate, despite the fact that it was leaked at the very start.<br /> No thread was made for Spring&#039;s preparation and the roster was not updated. Despite this, /cm/ get to play with Autumn&#039;s roster. This, to me, had the same coherence of a random number generator, so once again I asked about autopilot interest:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[11:07 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So are we ever gonna write some rules down about autopilot and PoI or is it just gonna be wing it lmao<br /> [11:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Cause /cm/ as far as I see from the archive is competing on Autumn PoI and until 2 months ago it was one cycle<br /> [11:08 PM] Lear: They had a Winter thread.<br /> [11:09 PM] Lear: And yeah we&#039;ll write out 1 cycle and all that.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> So you&#039;d think that this means that rules for autopilots are more lax now and they don&#039;t need a proper thread every cup cycle, but no later than 24 hours pass before he goes out of his way to defend the leaked thread that nobody can prove the legitimacy of.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 2 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again, consider what is being said for a second here, just because /cm/ cannot, for some obscure reason, poll their board like everyone else:<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine to violate the rules twice in a row and, in both instances, only give a vague and non binding promise to be harsher in the future rather than take any sort of decision right now<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for a team to compete on a roster that is years old, relying only on matchday threads made by people without any sort of relation to the cup, banned or not, and that are completely unverifiable in any way<br /> <br /> - Being linked on stream, a location that is several magnitudes more visible than /4ccg/, where interest has been leaked and denied before is not enough reason to at least require another thread 3 months later<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for the only beneficiary of these decisions to be /cm/, while the other autopilots that are getting interested in the cup have to bust their ass and abide by the ever-changing, implied but not codified rules.<br /> <br /> We have already seen the result of this inconsistency for the benefit of one team: /t/&#039;s thread is a complete mockery of the current standards for autopilots, particularly /cm/ since the OP of both threads remains unknown and both got leaked, and the fact that /t/&#039;s thread has been reported and deleted suggests there&#039;s an escalation that is potentially cancerous for the cup.<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t really want a bunch of cross boarders to link my threads to 4ccg to then have them reported and deleted. It&#039;s not conducive to any small market and it screams of concerted effort to straight up kill any up and coming team.<br /> <br /> == Not good enough for /u/ ==<br /> <br /> Lear went on First Bait, on the day after the round of 16 of the winter cup, and went on a completely unprompted huge, half hour long rant undermining /u/&#039;s management ability and style of polling, while also slinging personal insults at him while being incredibly angry: https://www.smashcast.tv/firstbait/videos/1385699 - it starts at 35 minutes. <br /> <br /> For context, this is the image Myuer posted in the chat: http://puu.sh/zYd1S/177ab33cb7.png - this is around the time of The Cull.<br /> <br /> I will leave the footage to speak for himself, but do keep in mind that, as far as anybody I&#039;m in contact with (/u/ management former and not) is concerned and going back as far as 2013, /u/ has always polled their meta thread, and has an agreement with the moderator to do so, while specifically being told not to create threads: https://4archive.org/board/u/thread/2001853#p2004050<br /> <br /> Here&#039;s some choice quotes, just in case you can&#039;t watch the video:<br /> <br /> &quot;Maybe I&#039;ll be a bit kinder to them when they aren&#039;t filthy fucking casuals with garbage taste&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;...If you think you can justify the shit you pulled with that team, go ahead - [long rant about Citrus ensues] - no your garbage ass fucking general hates it, and you can&#039;t pull your dick out of your ass to see that!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I see only polling the general thread as basically rock bottom, because it&#039;s a fucking shithole&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;If you don&#039;t wanna take a 3 day, you don&#039;t give a shit!&quot;<br /> <br /> I honestly want to ask a question here, would you appreciate being under a magnifying scope for how you run the team you manage because the Commissioner doesn&#039;t like the general you have been confined in by the moderation, and ultimately questions your poll because of personal preference? Neither would I, but this blatant bias toward these teams seems like it&#039;s a repeated and well documented behaviour that shows no signs of ever getting better: <br /> <br /> - His unwillingness to take /adv/&#039;s signup over /wg/ in the 2016 Summer Cup, despite the fact /wg/ missed theirs and should have been immediately disqualified. /wg/&#039;s participation remained in contention until most of the cup IRC and /4ccg/ complained, and he was forced to back down.<br /> <br /> - Without dwelling too much on it, because plenty has already been said, his behaviour during and after The Cull, and his comments on /c/ and /u/ in particular. <br /> <br /> <br /> The most egregious thing is that this is something that seems to have to do entirely with his own tastes, and not any genuine concern, and that he is actively calling to upset the moderation in order to start a thread when /u/ has specifically been told not to do so. Because clearly, what we need is more boards that are even less open about 4CC threads and more hostility from the moderation, whether you think it&#039;s good moderation or bad moderation.<br /> <br /> I would also like to point out that being part of the 4CC organization shouldn&#039;t in any circumstance give you a higher standing than a 4chan moderator, whether you like them or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Lock before, explain later ==<br /> <br /> The discussion on Spring&#039;s format has been, to put it simply, non-existent. /merit/ was, up until this week, aware of these new\revived team attempts: /3/, /aco/, /bant/, /hm/ and /w/, or in other words, exactly 40.<br /> <br /> Given that all of these except /hm/ look like they&#039;re going to succeed, the smartest thing to do would have been announcing that we were very close to making a megababby happen (and possibly reviving managers that needed a little push - for example, /gif/&#039;s former manager) and then waiting until the weekend to wrap up team making by including all of the teams that were in the stages of gathering interest, since he was already well aware of 40 interested teams being a more than real possibility.<br /> <br /> This was suggested in /merit/, and it was promptly ignored. Lear then told /merit/ the blame was &quot;on him&quot; if people weren&#039;t satisfied with the current megafetus / babby format, despite the fact that he now fails to address any questions regarding the new teams that have propped up as the Spring dates were announced.<br /> <br /> What instead happened was Lear gave a 48 hour ultimatum to /hm/ and /aco/ to get a thread ready and gather interest, and then cut them off short of the 40 teams count despite there being a good chance /aco/ will in fact make it, without even considering the possibility that there may be wildcards (/t/, /gif/) or reviving an autopilot with none\partial interest (/hm/ has renewed aesthetics, and at least some interest despite the disappearance of their poller - which does not seem a problem for /cm/). <br /> <br /> Despite the fact that the people voted for more teams, and for making a megababby happen if 40 teams were interested, despite the huge support this tournament format had in Autumn, Lear decided, on his own, to stick with a format that is unpopular and that saves absolutely no time for the streamers.<br /> <br /> == Conclusion and Signatures ==<br /> <br /> In conclusion, due to the reasons listed and way more that you are all well aware of, we should be ashamed of ourselves for this unrelenting faggotry<br /> <br /> We are aware this is not the first time this discussion has come to a sticking point, and would therefore propose immediate self termination of all signatories, following a vote of no confidence.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> <br /> [[User:MarcoZ|MarcoZ]] ([[User talk:MarcoZ|talk]]) 18:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ordinate|Ordinate]] ([[User talk:Ordinate|talk]]) 19:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Megabeastage|Megabeastage]] ([[User talk:Megabeastage|talk]]) 19:46, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Sillius|Sillius]] ([[User talk:Sillius|talk]]) 19:47, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Canes|Canes]] ([[User talk:Canes|talk]]) 19:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Labcoat|Labcoat]] ([[User talk:Labcoat|talk]]) 19:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ravenire|ravenire]] ([[User talk:Ravenire|talk]]) 20:04, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:DescendingBear|DescendingBear]] ([[User talk:DescendingBear|talk]]) 20:09, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Rance|rhs]] ([[User talk:Rance|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Metalsappho|MS]] ([[User talk:Metalsappho|talk]]) 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:GoldenWingman|a useless shitter]] 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC) {{tt|shit nobody cares about|&lt;nowiki&gt;Hot opinions: Letting /cm/ play in Autumn/Winter was sensible. Letting them play in Spring without the same level of interest demonstrated is not. Whichever route Lear takes, which usually isn’t the sensible one, he handles it absolutely atrociously. Incompetent since day fucking one. Also, Miss Monochrome was offside.&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:TSparx|TSparx]] ([[User talk:TSparx|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:GMG|GMG]] ([[User talk:GMG|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Tuvalu|Tuvalu]] ([[User talk:Tuvalu|talk]]) 20:39, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:North|North]] ([[User talk:North|talk]]) 20:41, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == This is fucking stupid ==<br /> <br /> Signed,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:MaxPiston|MaxPiston]] ([[User talk:MaxPiston|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:(´・ω・`)|(´・ω・`)]] ([[User talk:(´・ω・`)|talk]]) 20:13, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lear is a Boris-enabling cuck and they both should be sacked but this is some of the dumbest shit I&#039;ve ever seen [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:21, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carma sums it up nicely [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:25, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;I have no strong feelings one way or the other [[User:CptCourage|CptCourage]] ([[User talk:CptCourage|talk]]) 20:28, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> I had 0 time to help /cm/ at all and it&#039;s like /c/ where it really isn&#039;t a board you &quot;main&quot;, so it&#039;s a little difficult without dedicated posters for it. I support removing /cm/ but doing all this because Lear hurt your feelings or whatever is dumb and the cup shouldn&#039;t be taken this seriously. The intense shit that comes from this dumb video game is why some people can&#039;t be bothered doing it for a long period of time. [[User:RoronaBest|RoronaBest]] ([[User talk:RoronaBest|talk]]) 20:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == I want my own section==<br /> <br /> [[File:Thanks_Conductor.gif]]<br /> PM me anime ass [[User:RamenRaisin|RamenRaisin]] ([[User talk:RamenRaisin|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can I have Boris back please ==<br /> <br /> Niggers,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Lowroller|Lowroller]] ([[User talk:Lowroller|talk]])<br /> <br /> Ignore below me, he is a liar, Go fuck yourself Collie, lil bitch<br /> <br /> == Fuck the above post, Boris was sacked for a reason ==<br /> <br /> Chat shit get banged,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:17, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ignore above me, he says mean words. I cannot condone this language on a family website.<br /> <br /> ==IMGAY==<br /> <br /> Hello I am very mad online about divegrass. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hello... Sargbot. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:38, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey Carma..... Long time no talk, how&#039;s it going? [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pretty good bb, gettin good grades and shit since I quit this dupster fire, and yet for some dumb reason I wanna come back. hbu? [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:40, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Currently waiting on a new job to start, happy to be out of this 4CC nonsense tbqh. My PES days are long since over. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nice man I&#039;m glad you&#039;re free of it. I hope everything works out for you, lad. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:45, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Appendices ==<br /> <br /> === Appendix 1 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[2017-08-23 01:36:21] Descending Bear: similiarly, if we wouldn&#039;t have a single trustworthy person on board to verify this poll, I&#039;d still advocate for asking /cm/ fans to run it again (not whole thread with POI, just the poll, this one supervised by one of us)<br /> [2017-08-23 01:37:18] Descending Bear: perhaps we&#039;d reach the solution of seeking help among actual /cm/ fans on our own, perhaps we could achieve it by having a discussion with managers<br /> [2017-08-23 01:38:34] Descending Bear: however, throwing half of us to the ptchforks without letting us know before we&#039;ve reached any kind of agreement is disgusting, and defending that it was a right thing to do is equally disgusting<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:15] f4r !HanakoDlmg: the main schism seemed to be around running another poll or not<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] Descending Bear: I don;t particularily care about &quot;reputation&quot;, but being thrown under the bus for things I haven&#039;t said or done is not what any of us is here for<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] King Lear: Running a second poll is voiding the first one.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:56] Descending Bear: yes, and that would be required if we wouldn&#039;t find any proof of validity<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:57] King Lear: Bear you said that /cm/ should have their POI scrapped and another poll ran.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:13] King Lear: Running a second poll is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:49] Descending Bear: no, telling them to start a new thread would be scrapping POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:15] Descending Bear: or demanding that existence of this poll means nothing at all and /cm/ fans do not exist<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:56] King Lear: &gt;hey you know that poll you voted in well it didn&#039;t count try again<br /> I call that scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:42:57] Descending Bear: this is only according to your very specific definition of POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:43:35] Descending Bear: In case of small and slow boards, I often encourage manager candidates to ask for suggestions in thread rather than running the poll<br /> [2017-08-23 01:44:08] Descending Bear: what I men is, poll is not technically required if there was discussion about players, music and whatnot, and manager/autopilot follows those advices<br /> [2017-08-23 01:45:30] Descending Bear: while DF is perfectly capable of pretending to be several people, it;s pretty obvious that even if he would, thread like that still gathers some interests of /cm/ anons who stumbled upon it and might have posted in it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:46:28] Descending Bear: I&#039;ve never called for throwing /cm back to step zero, only to have a poll that is not run by the most banned person in this Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:07] King Lear: Saying the poll didn&#039;t count is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:55] Descending Bear: gaining proper board interest is actually pretty complex process that has several steps:<br /> - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:00] King Lear: That isn&#039;t even mentioning how dumb a second poll is as an idea.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:30] King Lear: - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> The poll did all but the last one which it could not have.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:59] Descending Bear: if you&#039;re calling invalidating just one of those steps as being equal with scrapping POI, you really have no idea on what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:50:27] King Lear: Want me to ask the audience on this one? you&#039;re telling the fans their vote didn&#039;t count, that&#039;s scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:03] Descending Bear: because even when poll is redone, the fact is, some of /cm anons already know what the Cup is and might be curious enough to stick around, and that&#039;s a lot more than having nothing at all<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:19] King Lear: So you admit a second poll would drive people away.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:44] Descending Bear: and now I have no idea what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:59] King Lear: Alright so what would a second poll do that the first one didn&#039;t?<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:11] Descending Bear: no, it wouldn&#039;t if we are not scaring /cm/ fans with drama, and we wouldn&#039;t have to<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:55] King Lear: No matter the approach if you tell people for any reason their vote did not count they will not be happy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:12] King Lear: And if I were one of those people I would feel that I had wasted my time for no reason.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:37] Descending Bear: you don&#039;t need to give a valid reason, something along the lines of &quot;oops, this formula did not gave us enquivocal results / we need some tiebreakers&quot; or whatever you think of<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:57] King Lear: No matter what you say, if people have to vote a second time they&#039;ll be unhappy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:09] Descending Bear: yeah, spending 2 minutes on voting is such a chore, it can be done only once a year to not overextert oneself<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:10] King Lear: Especially if the poll is the same.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:38] Descending Bear: then you change things in poll formula to make it look and work differently, there are endless possibilities<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:55] Descending Bear: more candidates in roster suggestions in new poll, basically anything<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:21] King Lear: So if we change the poll people who have their choices affected now feel as though they are being told to fuck off.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:36] Descending Bear: this is null discussion though as we&#039;ve agreed to accept /cm/ poll as it is, at leat for this one season<br /> [2017-08-23 01:56:23] King Lear: Yup because it turns out that thinking the POI should be voided and a second poll ran is a bit of a minority opinion at large.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:57:25] Descending Bear: and about your idea of bringing it to the public: sure tell them in all details how evil bear is plotting to kill /cm/ again. Nothing like a good walk of shame to bring fellow member back to order, isn&#039;t it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:20] Descending Bear: I can&#039;t believe I really tried to maintain integrity of /merit/ by standing your side and defending you when you were the minority for the stunt you wanted to pull off with /w/<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:50] King Lear: Yup I said in public you wanted the POI scrapped.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:59:24] Descending Bear: if you want to invoke the rule of majority whenever you need and ignore it when it does not suit your agenda, go ahead<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> === Appendix 2 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[6:58 PM] Lear: @Free my nigga megababby I told you yesterday that /cm/ have new poi, not sure why you are saying today they dont.<br /> [6:59 PM] Free my nigga megababby: I said something specific: &gt;without re-polling<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Autumn poll, Spring cup, doesn&#039;t look like a cup cycle to me even though I guess that rule has been wiz&#039;d away right about now.<br /> [7:00 PM] Incoming: I mean /cm/&#039;s current roster is bretty good aethstically<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Without even getting into the legitimacy of that thread<br /> [7:03 PM] Lear: That&#039;s pretty narrow if you think the p in poi can only stand for poll. If there is a thread that shows a team clearly wanting to play rejecting it because they were being interested and discussing the Cup in the wrong way would be stupid.<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So you&#039;re saying that it is technically possible to keep a team unupdated for multiple cup cycles and potentially years without ever even updating the roster as long as they have a matchday thread of completely anonymous supporters<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: With one of the commentators announcing your thread on stream and still being legitimate<br /> [7:06 PM] Lear: Have you read /cm/&#039;s Winter thread?<br /> [7:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: It&#039;s in my history so I must have skimmed through it, the first post is literally &quot;raid incoming&quot; though, had an hearthy laugh<br /> [7:11 PM] Lear: The thread went on for a while after it got brought up and had actual discussion in it so I feel it is better to give them the benefit of the doubt this once. As for the roster thing if the people on the board are happy with the roster and there is interest in the team then telling them their interest wasnt correct is being petty and shutting out a team with interest.<br /> [7:15 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So the cup cycle thing hasn&#039;t been written out after all and you&#039;re only giving them a pass for a healthy thread, despite the fact that every other autopilot and post-cull team past and present had to get a reputable, non banned tripfag to drum up interest for them to return to the cup, and despite the fact that the thread was leaked in an incredibly visible location and that it literally starts with two 4ccg shitposts<br /> [7:19 PM] Lear: &gt;reputable, non banned tripfag<br /> Only thing we care about is not banned. If we didnt let a team in because the person who made the thread wasnt a top lad that&#039;d be fucked.<br /> <br /> Yes their thread was leaked and we are going to be more harsh on that in the future but dont act like the thread has nothing but people shouting about raids.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Counterpoints==<br /> Didn&#039;t free /t/<br /> <br /> Not yet, be a little patient<br /> [[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless]][[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless|center]][[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless|right]]<br /> <br /> ==fill my hole, daddy==<br /> [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]])</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=An_open_letter_to_/merit/&diff=106369 An open letter to /merit/ 2018-04-08T20:40:16Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>This is a formal complaint to /merit/ regarding our current commissioner King Lear, and why the signers of this complaint believe he has failed the fundamental requirement of impartiality that is required of a commissioner and is thus unfit for the role. We believe these complaints are not personal attacks, but rather an attempt to recount some of the events that led us to believe that he is not fit for the role he currently occupies, and therefore must step down. Let&#039;s get started.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Undue involvement with /w/ ==<br /> <br /> This is unfortunately the first point that must go out of the way in order to estabilish the lack of impartiality that Lear represents as a Commissioner.<br /> <br /> During the 2017 Spring Babby Cup, /w/ was grouped with /a/, and had to face them in match 3 out of 3. Lear was then present in the public /a/ discord, and active. Goat, then manager of /w/, was absent.<br /> <br /> Come gametime, then streamer Sou had to make substitutions for /w/&#039;s team, and accidentally put a certain CB on the pitch despite being told not to do so in /w/&#039;s pastebin. This promptly followed in /a/&#039;s chat in the wake of the result:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:37 PM] Lear: Sorry it had to go down like this.<br /> [8:37 PM] Lear: I wish Sou hadn&#039;t subbed on our smallest CB in the middle when the pastebin said specifically not to do that.<br /> [8:39 PM] Lear: I&#039;m too angry at Sou for costing the lead to be happy at this.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Already this raises a few questions: Why does the supposedly impartial commissioner know a pastebin of a team he was formerly manager of 2 years prior by heart? But most importantly, why would this matter when /w/ was coming into the match already relegated? I&#039;ll let him explain.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:44 PM] Lear: I&#039;m angry because Sou just cost /w/ 17th place.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> The Cull followed immediately afterwards and saw /w/ advance to summer until /w/&#039;s nonexistent Proof of Interest posts came to light. The Commissioner had intended to use prior knowledge of the Cull to favor his own teams&#039; chances of advancing, and was nearly stripped of the chance due to Sou&#039;s rigging. This is just the most egregious episode, but there&#039;s more. When /w/&#039;s interest was put into the spotlight again in Autumn, Lear admitted to participating to /w/&#039;s interest thread:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: IIRC the reason he said he posted there to begin with was to put enough images in the thread to comply with /w/ rules<br /> [12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: but that&#039;s not his job, it&#039;s the fucking manager&#039;s job<br /> [12:06 AM] Lear: I posted in that thread because Goat asked me to get some pics of the team ingame as wallpapers. I figured it was easier to just post them myself then go through a broken telephone.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Why would the Commissioner need to fill in to post screenshots of PES, when /w/ had a manager that was supposedly active and in their fifth cup, and why would Goat need to ask him? I&#039;ll let him explain one more time, when talking about Spring 16:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [8:05 PM] Lear: Also I&#039;m not the manager for /w/ anymore so I probably shouldn&#039;t sign them up for stuff.<br /> [8:06 PM] Lear: Goat is real he just cannot into PES.<br /> [8:10 PM] Lear: In Spring both teams that escaped the group were the ones that never tested.<br /> [8:11 PM] Lear: Also the teams that had exports made by me. (note: the other is /trv/)&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> There is more, however, and this is where the rule about the commissioner not managing a team flies straight out of the window.<br /> <br /> Lear has, on multiple occasions, admitted to testing for /w/, while the manager in charge was Anonymous Goat, more specifically during the 2017 Winter and 2017 Spring Cups:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [7:49 PM] Ramen: @CuriousAnon QD doesn&#039;t into tactics much<br /> [7:50 PM] Ramen: its gw that does most of the dumb shit<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: qd told me he wanted tight marking on the amfs and gw shot it down<br /> [7:51 PM] Heavenly_Pond: Would that help<br /> [7:51 PM] TheWorst: &gt;GW<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: Probably not<br /> [7:51 PM] Ramen: qd said he wanted gw to not run hug the touchline and he never stopped(edited)<br /> [7:52 PM] Johnny: /m/ outright manmarked them and still conceded 3<br /> [7:52 PM] Lear: Yeah when I was testing against /vg/ they played better without their advanced instructions easily.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: Everything about Welcrom (note: then an /a/ tester) I like.<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: He&#039;s even trying to help /w/.<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: except he doesn&#039;t go into pixel autism like NFR<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: &gt;Welcrom is feeding tactics to both teams<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: genius<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: he will win an Elite<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: No I meant those tictacs would be a godsend for /w/.<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: If /a/ used them.<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: damn lear with the mindgames<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: I bet Lear is just foxing<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: and he is SCARED<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: Oh we tried them<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: if i was playing /a/ with a three six fun theres very few /a/ setups that would worry me :sunglasses:<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: For shits and giggles<br /> [6:01 AM] Lear: I&#039;ll have you know I tested exclusively against that setup because I am in your heads.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> So here we have a commissioner that has admitted to the following regarding his former team /w/:<br /> <br /> - Posting in their PoI threads<br /> <br /> - Judging said PoI thread&#039;s quality and without fail, deeming them good enough to compete<br /> <br /> - Making exports for /w/, which retained the same tactics for a full year after his tenure as manager had ended (Autumn 2016 /w/ was the 4-4-1-1 it had always been under Lear)<br /> <br /> - Following their games closely, having full knowledge of their tactical pastebin (enough to know which CB was shortest in a time frame of seconds)<br /> <br /> - Most importantly, &lt;b&gt;openly admitting to testing for the acting manager in spite of his position as Commissioner&lt;/b&gt;.<br /> <br /> Not only does this unequivocally disqualify Lear from being an impartial party, it is also a de-facto violation of rule 3: The Commissioner may not manage a team during their tenure. <br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;This is completely and utterly unacceptable, and the continued proxy managing of his former team alone should disqualify him from the role of commissioner, as it breaks the fundamental bond of trust managers are supposed to have towards the Commissioner, and there has already been at least one episode where Lear could have taken advantage&lt;/b&gt;:<br /> <br /> On the 19th of May of 2017, f4r went missing in action after the deadline for matchday 4 of the Spring Babby.<br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;Lear had to fill in for f4r&#039;s duties and made the EDIT file of a matchday where the team he was then proxy manager of played, and he got to handle a nightly export of the team /w/ was playing next.&lt;/b&gt; He then casually went on to comment in public on how his testing against /a/ went.<br /> <br /> <br /> As an aside, I would also like to point out that this is now a renewed concern, as /w/&#039;s Spring tactics will be made by someone that is not a &quot;neutral party&quot;, by his own admission.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Moving the gay goalpost and lack of standards==<br /> <br /> The new autopilot format has had, to date, two successful users: /cm/ and /p/. You&#039;d think these two teams would then have a very similar story with interest and polling, and you&#039;d be so crucially wrong.<br /> <br /> As you all know by now, /cm/&#039;s autumn poll was ran and supervised by Dragonfag, and they were ultimately allowed to play, as their interest was deemed legitimate. <br /> When /merit/ called this into question, the burden of proof to disprove the interest was legitimate (and not votes for a collection of DF&#039;s husbandos) was squarely placed on them, something that, with obvious reasons, they couldn&#039;t do.<br /> <br /> I ran a preliminary strawpoll for /p/, which was approved by /merit/ (as opposed to /cm/ just coming in with interest). Given the green light, I polled /p/, and some 48 hours into the Autumn poll, some wonderful person decided to leak it to /4ccg/. I had to rush close the poll, and was then pre-emptively asked to prove no votes came from /4ccg/, and I was happy to oblige. The burden of proof was placed on me.<br /> <br /> This however left the music selection for /p/ so close that I wasn&#039;t prepared to call the will of the board, so I decided to run a second, tiebreaker poll. This saw no complaints, and people were happy to vote and decide a winner. 14 of the 17 initial votes came back in a comparable time frame, and nothing of note has happened since. /p/ keeps being mildly interested and I keep wanting to build them.<br /> <br /> Why is this tiebreaker poll relevant? /cm/ was going to be asked to do the same, after /cm/&#039;s roster was given the green light by a couple of /cm/ browsers, as a way to unequivocally verify their interest as legitimate (the second poll would have been run by /merit/, ruling out any ballot stuffing that is possible with google polls), and the arguments Lear had against it, I find truly baffling and nonsensical when /p/ was able to vote twice without any doomsday scenario of the sort occurring.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 1 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again as you know, the situation was ultimately resolved with calls of &quot;let /cm/ play&quot; with little criticism coming from the crowd, despite lacking any amount of information other than &quot;DF made the poll but it is legitimate&quot;. It was then agreed that a banned person could never run a poll again, giving /cm/ preferential treatment and authorization to break the rules &quot;just this once&quot; on account of strong interest.<br /> <br /> After this point, the discussion about /w/ happened, and Lear stopped answering to my enquiries about /p/. I had asked him about keeping a couple of no-aesthetics players out, and never got a response. I decided to ask then-recently out of /merit/ DescendingBear and other /merit/ members about the autopilot rules. I was unofficially told by DB that autopilots ought to require a thread every single cup cycle, before or during. Or do they?<br /> <br /> /cm/ had a single winter thread that was linked on the stream&#039;s chat by SDA at zero replies, and then continued seemingly normally. Nobody had to prove their interest was legitimate, despite the fact that it was leaked at the very start.<br /> No thread was made for Spring&#039;s preparation and the roster was not updated. Despite this, /cm/ get to play with Autumn&#039;s roster. This, to me, had the same coherence of a random number generator, so once again I asked about autopilot interest:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[11:07 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So are we ever gonna write some rules down about autopilot and PoI or is it just gonna be wing it lmao<br /> [11:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Cause /cm/ as far as I see from the archive is competing on Autumn PoI and until 2 months ago it was one cycle<br /> [11:08 PM] Lear: They had a Winter thread.<br /> [11:09 PM] Lear: And yeah we&#039;ll write out 1 cycle and all that.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> So you&#039;d think that this means that rules for autopilots are more lax now and they don&#039;t need a proper thread every cup cycle, but no later than 24 hours pass before he goes out of his way to defend the leaked thread that nobody can prove the legitimacy of.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 2 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again, consider what is being said for a second here, just because /cm/ cannot, for some obscure reason, poll their board like everyone else:<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine to violate the rules twice in a row and, in both instances, only give a vague and non binding promise to be harsher in the future rather than take any sort of decision right now<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for a team to compete on a roster that is years old, relying only on matchday threads made by people without any sort of relation to the cup, banned or not, and that are completely unverifiable in any way<br /> <br /> - Being linked on stream, a location that is several magnitudes more visible than /4ccg/, where interest has been leaked and denied before is not enough reason to at least require another thread 3 months later<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for the only beneficiary of these decisions to be /cm/, while the other autopilots that are getting interested in the cup have to bust their ass and abide by the ever-changing, implied but not codified rules.<br /> <br /> We have already seen the result of this inconsistency for the benefit of one team: /t/&#039;s thread is a complete mockery of the current standards for autopilots, particularly /cm/ since the OP of both threads remains unknown and both got leaked, and the fact that /t/&#039;s thread has been reported and deleted suggests there&#039;s an escalation that is potentially cancerous for the cup.<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t really want a bunch of cross boarders to link my threads to 4ccg to then have them reported and deleted. It&#039;s not conducive to any small market and it screams of concerted effort to straight up kill any up and coming team.<br /> <br /> == Not good enough for /u/ ==<br /> <br /> Lear went on First Bait, on the day after the round of 16 of the winter cup, and went on a completely unprompted huge, half hour long rant undermining /u/&#039;s management ability and style of polling, while also slinging personal insults at him while being incredibly angry: https://www.smashcast.tv/firstbait/videos/1385699 - it starts at 35 minutes. <br /> <br /> For context, this is the image Myuer posted in the chat: http://puu.sh/zYd1S/177ab33cb7.png - this is around the time of The Cull.<br /> <br /> I will leave the footage to speak for himself, but do keep in mind that, as far as anybody I&#039;m in contact with (/u/ management former and not) is concerned and going back as far as 2013, /u/ has always polled their meta thread, and has an agreement with the moderator to do so, while specifically being told not to create threads: https://4archive.org/board/u/thread/2001853#p2004050<br /> <br /> Here&#039;s some choice quotes, just in case you can&#039;t watch the video:<br /> <br /> &quot;Maybe I&#039;ll be a bit kinder to them when they aren&#039;t filthy fucking casuals with garbage taste&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;...If you think you can justify the shit you pulled with that team, go ahead - [long rant about Citrus ensues] - no your garbage ass fucking general hates it, and you can&#039;t pull your dick out of your ass to see that!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I see only polling the general thread as basically rock bottom, because it&#039;s a fucking shithole&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;If you don&#039;t wanna take a 3 day, you don&#039;t give a shit!&quot;<br /> <br /> I honestly want to ask a question here, would you appreciate being under a magnifying scope for how you run the team you manage because the Commissioner doesn&#039;t like the general you have been confined in by the moderation, and ultimately questions your poll because of personal preference? Neither would I, but this blatant bias toward these teams seems like it&#039;s a repeated and well documented behaviour that shows no signs of ever getting better: <br /> <br /> - His unwillingness to take /adv/&#039;s signup over /wg/ in the 2016 Summer Cup, despite the fact /wg/ missed theirs and should have been immediately disqualified. /wg/&#039;s participation remained in contention until most of the cup IRC and /4ccg/ complained, and he was forced to back down.<br /> <br /> - Without dwelling too much on it, because plenty has already been said, his behaviour during and after The Cull, and his comments on /c/ and /u/ in particular. <br /> <br /> <br /> The most egregious thing is that this is something that seems to have to do entirely with his own tastes, and not any genuine concern, and that he is actively calling to upset the moderation in order to start a thread when /u/ has specifically been told not to do so. Because clearly, what we need is more boards that are even less open about 4CC threads and more hostility from the moderation, whether you think it&#039;s good moderation or bad moderation.<br /> <br /> I would also like to point out that being part of the 4CC organization shouldn&#039;t in any circumstance give you a higher standing than a 4chan moderator, whether you like them or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Lock before, explain later ==<br /> <br /> The discussion on Spring&#039;s format has been, to put it simply, non-existent. /merit/ was, up until this week, aware of these new\revived team attempts: /3/, /aco/, /bant/, /hm/ and /w/, or in other words, exactly 40.<br /> <br /> Given that all of these except /hm/ look like they&#039;re going to succeed, the smartest thing to do would have been announcing that we were very close to making a megababby happen (and possibly reviving managers that needed a little push - for example, /gif/&#039;s former manager) and then waiting until the weekend to wrap up team making by including all of the teams that were in the stages of gathering interest, since he was already well aware of 40 interested teams being a more than real possibility.<br /> <br /> This was suggested in /merit/, and it was promptly ignored. Lear then told /merit/ the blame was &quot;on him&quot; if people weren&#039;t satisfied with the current megafetus / babby format, despite the fact that he now fails to address any questions regarding the new teams that have propped up as the Spring dates were announced.<br /> <br /> What instead happened was Lear gave a 48 hour ultimatum to /hm/ and /aco/ to get a thread ready and gather interest, and then cut them off short of the 40 teams count despite there being a good chance /aco/ will in fact make it, without even considering the possibility that there may be wildcards (/t/, /gif/) or reviving an autopilot with none\partial interest (/hm/ has renewed aesthetics, and at least some interest despite the disappearance of their poller - which does not seem a problem for /cm/). <br /> <br /> Despite the fact that the people voted for more teams, and for making a megababby happen if 40 teams were interested, despite the huge support this tournament format had in Autumn, Lear decided, on his own, to stick with a format that is unpopular and that saves absolutely no time for the streamers.<br /> <br /> == Conclusion and Signatures ==<br /> <br /> In conclusion, due to the reasons listed and way more that you are all well aware of, we believe it is time for Lear to part with the role of Commissioner.<br /> <br /> We are aware this is not the first time this discussion has come to a sticking point, and would therefore propose Shakes as the new Commissioner of the 4chan Cup, following a vote of no confidence.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> <br /> [[User:MarcoZ|MarcoZ]] ([[User talk:MarcoZ|talk]]) 18:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ordinate|Ordinate]] ([[User talk:Ordinate|talk]]) 19:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Megabeastage|Megabeastage]] ([[User talk:Megabeastage|talk]]) 19:46, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Sillius|Sillius]] ([[User talk:Sillius|talk]]) 19:47, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Canes|Canes]] ([[User talk:Canes|talk]]) 19:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Labcoat|Labcoat]] ([[User talk:Labcoat|talk]]) 19:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ravenire|ravenire]] ([[User talk:Ravenire|talk]]) 20:04, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:DescendingBear|DescendingBear]] ([[User talk:DescendingBear|talk]]) 20:09, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Rance|rhs]] ([[User talk:Rance|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Metalsappho|MS]] ([[User talk:Metalsappho|talk]]) 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:GoldenWingman|a useless shitter]] 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC) {{tt|shit nobody cares about|&lt;nowiki&gt;Hot opinions: Letting /cm/ play in Autumn/Winter was sensible. Letting them play in Spring without the same level of interest demonstrated is not. Whichever route Lear takes, which usually isn’t the sensible one, he handles it absolutely atrociously. Incompetent since day fucking one. Also, Miss Monochrome was offside.&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:TSparx|TSparx]] ([[User talk:TSparx|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> [[User:GMG|GMG]] ([[User talk:GMG|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> &lt;br&gt;[[User:Tuvalu|Tuvalu]] ([[User talk:Tuvalu|talk]]) 20:39, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == This is fucking stupid ==<br /> <br /> Signed,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:MaxPiston|MaxPiston]] ([[User talk:MaxPiston|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:(´・ω・`)|(´・ω・`)]] ([[User talk:(´・ω・`)|talk]]) 20:13, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lear is a Boris-enabling cuck and they both should be sacked but this is some of the dumbest shit I&#039;ve ever seen [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:21, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carma sums it up nicely [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:25, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;I have no strong feelings one way or the other [[User:CptCourage|CptCourage]] ([[User talk:CptCourage|talk]]) 20:28, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == I want my own section==<br /> <br /> [[File:Thanks_Conductor.gif]]<br /> PM me anime ass [[User:RamenRaisin|RamenRaisin]] ([[User talk:RamenRaisin|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can I have Boris back please ==<br /> <br /> Niggers,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Lowroller|Lowroller]] ([[User talk:Lowroller|talk]])<br /> <br /> Ignore below me, he is a liar, Go fuck yourself Collie, lil bitch<br /> <br /> == Fuck the above post, Boris was sacked for a reason ==<br /> <br /> Chat shit get banged,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:17, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ignore above me, he says mean words. I cannot condone this language on a family website.<br /> <br /> ==IMGAY==<br /> <br /> Hello I am very mad online about divegrass. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hello... Sargbot. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:38, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hey Carma..... Long time no talk, how&#039;s it going? [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pretty good bb, gettin good grades and shit since I quit this dupster fire, and yet for some dumb reason I wanna come back. hbu? [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:40, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Appendices ==<br /> <br /> === Appendix 1 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[2017-08-23 01:36:21] Descending Bear: similiarly, if we wouldn&#039;t have a single trustworthy person on board to verify this poll, I&#039;d still advocate for asking /cm/ fans to run it again (not whole thread with POI, just the poll, this one supervised by one of us)<br /> [2017-08-23 01:37:18] Descending Bear: perhaps we&#039;d reach the solution of seeking help among actual /cm/ fans on our own, perhaps we could achieve it by having a discussion with managers<br /> [2017-08-23 01:38:34] Descending Bear: however, throwing half of us to the ptchforks without letting us know before we&#039;ve reached any kind of agreement is disgusting, and defending that it was a right thing to do is equally disgusting<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:15] f4r !HanakoDlmg: the main schism seemed to be around running another poll or not<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] Descending Bear: I don;t particularily care about &quot;reputation&quot;, but being thrown under the bus for things I haven&#039;t said or done is not what any of us is here for<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] King Lear: Running a second poll is voiding the first one.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:56] Descending Bear: yes, and that would be required if we wouldn&#039;t find any proof of validity<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:57] King Lear: Bear you said that /cm/ should have their POI scrapped and another poll ran.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:13] King Lear: Running a second poll is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:49] Descending Bear: no, telling them to start a new thread would be scrapping POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:15] Descending Bear: or demanding that existence of this poll means nothing at all and /cm/ fans do not exist<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:56] King Lear: &gt;hey you know that poll you voted in well it didn&#039;t count try again<br /> I call that scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:42:57] Descending Bear: this is only according to your very specific definition of POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:43:35] Descending Bear: In case of small and slow boards, I often encourage manager candidates to ask for suggestions in thread rather than running the poll<br /> [2017-08-23 01:44:08] Descending Bear: what I men is, poll is not technically required if there was discussion about players, music and whatnot, and manager/autopilot follows those advices<br /> [2017-08-23 01:45:30] Descending Bear: while DF is perfectly capable of pretending to be several people, it;s pretty obvious that even if he would, thread like that still gathers some interests of /cm/ anons who stumbled upon it and might have posted in it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:46:28] Descending Bear: I&#039;ve never called for throwing /cm back to step zero, only to have a poll that is not run by the most banned person in this Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:07] King Lear: Saying the poll didn&#039;t count is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:55] Descending Bear: gaining proper board interest is actually pretty complex process that has several steps:<br /> - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:00] King Lear: That isn&#039;t even mentioning how dumb a second poll is as an idea.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:30] King Lear: - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> The poll did all but the last one which it could not have.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:59] Descending Bear: if you&#039;re calling invalidating just one of those steps as being equal with scrapping POI, you really have no idea on what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:50:27] King Lear: Want me to ask the audience on this one? you&#039;re telling the fans their vote didn&#039;t count, that&#039;s scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:03] Descending Bear: because even when poll is redone, the fact is, some of /cm anons already know what the Cup is and might be curious enough to stick around, and that&#039;s a lot more than having nothing at all<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:19] King Lear: So you admit a second poll would drive people away.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:44] Descending Bear: and now I have no idea what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:59] King Lear: Alright so what would a second poll do that the first one didn&#039;t?<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:11] Descending Bear: no, it wouldn&#039;t if we are not scaring /cm/ fans with drama, and we wouldn&#039;t have to<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:55] King Lear: No matter the approach if you tell people for any reason their vote did not count they will not be happy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:12] King Lear: And if I were one of those people I would feel that I had wasted my time for no reason.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:37] Descending Bear: you don&#039;t need to give a valid reason, something along the lines of &quot;oops, this formula did not gave us enquivocal results / we need some tiebreakers&quot; or whatever you think of<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:57] King Lear: No matter what you say, if people have to vote a second time they&#039;ll be unhappy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:09] Descending Bear: yeah, spending 2 minutes on voting is such a chore, it can be done only once a year to not overextert oneself<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:10] King Lear: Especially if the poll is the same.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:38] Descending Bear: then you change things in poll formula to make it look and work differently, there are endless possibilities<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:55] Descending Bear: more candidates in roster suggestions in new poll, basically anything<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:21] King Lear: So if we change the poll people who have their choices affected now feel as though they are being told to fuck off.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:36] Descending Bear: this is null discussion though as we&#039;ve agreed to accept /cm/ poll as it is, at leat for this one season<br /> [2017-08-23 01:56:23] King Lear: Yup because it turns out that thinking the POI should be voided and a second poll ran is a bit of a minority opinion at large.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:57:25] Descending Bear: and about your idea of bringing it to the public: sure tell them in all details how evil bear is plotting to kill /cm/ again. Nothing like a good walk of shame to bring fellow member back to order, isn&#039;t it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:20] Descending Bear: I can&#039;t believe I really tried to maintain integrity of /merit/ by standing your side and defending you when you were the minority for the stunt you wanted to pull off with /w/<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:50] King Lear: Yup I said in public you wanted the POI scrapped.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:59:24] Descending Bear: if you want to invoke the rule of majority whenever you need and ignore it when it does not suit your agenda, go ahead<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> === Appendix 2 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[6:58 PM] Lear: @Free my nigga megababby I told you yesterday that /cm/ have new poi, not sure why you are saying today they dont.<br /> [6:59 PM] Free my nigga megababby: I said something specific: &gt;without re-polling<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Autumn poll, Spring cup, doesn&#039;t look like a cup cycle to me even though I guess that rule has been wiz&#039;d away right about now.<br /> [7:00 PM] Incoming: I mean /cm/&#039;s current roster is bretty good aethstically<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Without even getting into the legitimacy of that thread<br /> [7:03 PM] Lear: That&#039;s pretty narrow if you think the p in poi can only stand for poll. If there is a thread that shows a team clearly wanting to play rejecting it because they were being interested and discussing the Cup in the wrong way would be stupid.<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So you&#039;re saying that it is technically possible to keep a team unupdated for multiple cup cycles and potentially years without ever even updating the roster as long as they have a matchday thread of completely anonymous supporters<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: With one of the commentators announcing your thread on stream and still being legitimate<br /> [7:06 PM] Lear: Have you read /cm/&#039;s Winter thread?<br /> [7:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: It&#039;s in my history so I must have skimmed through it, the first post is literally &quot;raid incoming&quot; though, had an hearthy laugh<br /> [7:11 PM] Lear: The thread went on for a while after it got brought up and had actual discussion in it so I feel it is better to give them the benefit of the doubt this once. As for the roster thing if the people on the board are happy with the roster and there is interest in the team then telling them their interest wasnt correct is being petty and shutting out a team with interest.<br /> [7:15 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So the cup cycle thing hasn&#039;t been written out after all and you&#039;re only giving them a pass for a healthy thread, despite the fact that every other autopilot and post-cull team past and present had to get a reputable, non banned tripfag to drum up interest for them to return to the cup, and despite the fact that the thread was leaked in an incredibly visible location and that it literally starts with two 4ccg shitposts<br /> [7:19 PM] Lear: &gt;reputable, non banned tripfag<br /> Only thing we care about is not banned. If we didnt let a team in because the person who made the thread wasnt a top lad that&#039;d be fucked.<br /> <br /> Yes their thread was leaked and we are going to be more harsh on that in the future but dont act like the thread has nothing but people shouting about raids.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Counterpoints==<br /> Didn&#039;t free /t/<br /> <br /> Not yet, be a little patient<br /> [[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless]][[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless|center]][[File:Cracked.png|200px|frameless|right]]<br /> <br /> ==fill my hole, daddy==<br /> [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]])</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=An_open_letter_to_/merit/&diff=106361 An open letter to /merit/ 2018-04-08T20:38:02Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>This is a formal complaint to /merit/ regarding our current commissioner King Lear, and why the signers of this complaint believe he has failed the fundamental requirement of impartiality that is required of a commissioner and is thus unfit for the role. We believe these complaints are not personal attacks, but rather an attempt to recount some of the events that led us to believe that he is not fit for the role he currently occupies, and therefore must step down. Let&#039;s get started.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Undue involvement with /w/ ==<br /> <br /> This is unfortunately the first point that must go out of the way in order to estabilish the lack of impartiality that Lear represents as a Commissioner.<br /> <br /> During the 2017 Spring Babby Cup, /w/ was grouped with /a/, and had to face them in match 3 out of 3. Lear was then present in the public /a/ discord, and active. Goat, then manager of /w/, was absent.<br /> <br /> Come gametime, then streamer Sou had to make substitutions for /w/&#039;s team, and accidentally put a certain CB on the pitch despite being told not to do so in /w/&#039;s pastebin. This promptly followed in /a/&#039;s chat in the wake of the result:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:37 PM] Lear: Sorry it had to go down like this.<br /> [8:37 PM] Lear: I wish Sou hadn&#039;t subbed on our smallest CB in the middle when the pastebin said specifically not to do that.<br /> [8:39 PM] Lear: I&#039;m too angry at Sou for costing the lead to be happy at this.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Already this raises a few questions: Why does the supposedly impartial commissioner know a pastebin of a team he was formerly manager of 2 years prior by heart? But most importantly, why would this matter when /w/ was coming into the match already relegated? I&#039;ll let him explain.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:44 PM] Lear: I&#039;m angry because Sou just cost /w/ 17th place.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> The Cull followed immediately afterwards and saw /w/ advance to summer until /w/&#039;s nonexistent Proof of Interest posts came to light. The Commissioner had intended to use prior knowledge of the Cull to favor his own teams&#039; chances of advancing, and was nearly stripped of the chance due to Sou&#039;s rigging. This is just the most egregious episode, but there&#039;s more. When /w/&#039;s interest was put into the spotlight again in Autumn, Lear admitted to participating to /w/&#039;s interest thread:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: IIRC the reason he said he posted there to begin with was to put enough images in the thread to comply with /w/ rules<br /> [12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: but that&#039;s not his job, it&#039;s the fucking manager&#039;s job<br /> [12:06 AM] Lear: I posted in that thread because Goat asked me to get some pics of the team ingame as wallpapers. I figured it was easier to just post them myself then go through a broken telephone.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Why would the Commissioner need to fill in to post screenshots of PES, when /w/ had a manager that was supposedly active and in their fifth cup, and why would Goat need to ask him? I&#039;ll let him explain one more time, when talking about Spring 16:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [8:05 PM] Lear: Also I&#039;m not the manager for /w/ anymore so I probably shouldn&#039;t sign them up for stuff.<br /> [8:06 PM] Lear: Goat is real he just cannot into PES.<br /> [8:10 PM] Lear: In Spring both teams that escaped the group were the ones that never tested.<br /> [8:11 PM] Lear: Also the teams that had exports made by me. (note: the other is /trv/)&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> There is more, however, and this is where the rule about the commissioner not managing a team flies straight out of the window.<br /> <br /> Lear has, on multiple occasions, admitted to testing for /w/, while the manager in charge was Anonymous Goat, more specifically during the 2017 Winter and 2017 Spring Cups:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [7:49 PM] Ramen: @CuriousAnon QD doesn&#039;t into tactics much<br /> [7:50 PM] Ramen: its gw that does most of the dumb shit<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: qd told me he wanted tight marking on the amfs and gw shot it down<br /> [7:51 PM] Heavenly_Pond: Would that help<br /> [7:51 PM] TheWorst: &gt;GW<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: Probably not<br /> [7:51 PM] Ramen: qd said he wanted gw to not run hug the touchline and he never stopped(edited)<br /> [7:52 PM] Johnny: /m/ outright manmarked them and still conceded 3<br /> [7:52 PM] Lear: Yeah when I was testing against /vg/ they played better without their advanced instructions easily.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: Everything about Welcrom (note: then an /a/ tester) I like.<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: He&#039;s even trying to help /w/.<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: except he doesn&#039;t go into pixel autism like NFR<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: &gt;Welcrom is feeding tactics to both teams<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: genius<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: he will win an Elite<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: No I meant those tictacs would be a godsend for /w/.<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: If /a/ used them.<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: damn lear with the mindgames<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: I bet Lear is just foxing<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: and he is SCARED<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: Oh we tried them<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: if i was playing /a/ with a three six fun theres very few /a/ setups that would worry me :sunglasses:<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: For shits and giggles<br /> [6:01 AM] Lear: I&#039;ll have you know I tested exclusively against that setup because I am in your heads.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> So here we have a commissioner that has admitted to the following regarding his former team /w/:<br /> <br /> - Posting in their PoI threads<br /> <br /> - Judging said PoI thread&#039;s quality and without fail, deeming them good enough to compete<br /> <br /> - Making exports for /w/, which retained the same tactics for a full year after his tenure as manager had ended (Autumn 2016 /w/ was the 4-4-1-1 it had always been under Lear)<br /> <br /> - Following their games closely, having full knowledge of their tactical pastebin (enough to know which CB was shortest in a time frame of seconds)<br /> <br /> - Most importantly, &lt;b&gt;openly admitting to testing for the acting manager in spite of his position as Commissioner&lt;/b&gt;.<br /> <br /> Not only does this unequivocally disqualify Lear from being an impartial party, it is also a de-facto violation of rule 3: The Commissioner may not manage a team during their tenure. <br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;This is completely and utterly unacceptable, and the continued proxy managing of his former team alone should disqualify him from the role of commissioner, as it breaks the fundamental bond of trust managers are supposed to have towards the Commissioner, and there has already been at least one episode where Lear could have taken advantage&lt;/b&gt;:<br /> <br /> On the 19th of May of 2017, f4r went missing in action after the deadline for matchday 4 of the Spring Babby.<br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;Lear had to fill in for f4r&#039;s duties and made the EDIT file of a matchday where the team he was then proxy manager of played, and he got to handle a nightly export of the team /w/ was playing next.&lt;/b&gt; He then casually went on to comment in public on how his testing against /a/ went.<br /> <br /> <br /> As an aside, I would also like to point out that this is now a renewed concern, as /w/&#039;s Spring tactics will be made by someone that is not a &quot;neutral party&quot;, by his own admission.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Moving the gay goalpost and lack of standards==<br /> <br /> The new autopilot format has had, to date, two successful users: /cm/ and /p/. You&#039;d think these two teams would then have a very similar story with interest and polling, and you&#039;d be so crucially wrong.<br /> <br /> As you all know by now, /cm/&#039;s autumn poll was ran and supervised by Dragonfag, and they were ultimately allowed to play, as their interest was deemed legitimate. <br /> When /merit/ called this into question, the burden of proof to disprove the interest was legitimate (and not votes for a collection of DF&#039;s husbandos) was squarely placed on them, something that, with obvious reasons, they couldn&#039;t do.<br /> <br /> I ran a preliminary strawpoll for /p/, which was approved by /merit/ (as opposed to /cm/ just coming in with interest). Given the green light, I polled /p/, and some 48 hours into the Autumn poll, some wonderful person decided to leak it to /4ccg/. I had to rush close the poll, and was then pre-emptively asked to prove no votes came from /4ccg/, and I was happy to oblige. The burden of proof was placed on me.<br /> <br /> This however left the music selection for /p/ so close that I wasn&#039;t prepared to call the will of the board, so I decided to run a second, tiebreaker poll. This saw no complaints, and people were happy to vote and decide a winner. 14 of the 17 initial votes came back in a comparable time frame, and nothing of note has happened since. /p/ keeps being mildly interested and I keep wanting to build them.<br /> <br /> Why is this tiebreaker poll relevant? /cm/ was going to be asked to do the same, after /cm/&#039;s roster was given the green light by a couple of /cm/ browsers, as a way to unequivocally verify their interest as legitimate (the second poll would have been run by /merit/, ruling out any ballot stuffing that is possible with google polls), and the arguments Lear had against it, I find truly baffling and nonsensical when /p/ was able to vote twice without any doomsday scenario of the sort occurring.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 1 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again as you know, the situation was ultimately resolved with calls of &quot;let /cm/ play&quot; with little criticism coming from the crowd, despite lacking any amount of information other than &quot;DF made the poll but it is legitimate&quot;. It was then agreed that a banned person could never run a poll again, giving /cm/ preferential treatment and authorization to break the rules &quot;just this once&quot; on account of strong interest.<br /> <br /> After this point, the discussion about /w/ happened, and Lear stopped answering to my enquiries about /p/. I had asked him about keeping a couple of no-aesthetics players out, and never got a response. I decided to ask then-recently out of /merit/ DescendingBear and other /merit/ members about the autopilot rules. I was unofficially told by DB that autopilots ought to require a thread every single cup cycle, before or during. Or do they?<br /> <br /> /cm/ had a single winter thread that was linked on the stream&#039;s chat by SDA at zero replies, and then continued seemingly normally. Nobody had to prove their interest was legitimate, despite the fact that it was leaked at the very start.<br /> No thread was made for Spring&#039;s preparation and the roster was not updated. Despite this, /cm/ get to play with Autumn&#039;s roster. This, to me, had the same coherence of a random number generator, so once again I asked about autopilot interest:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[11:07 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So are we ever gonna write some rules down about autopilot and PoI or is it just gonna be wing it lmao<br /> [11:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Cause /cm/ as far as I see from the archive is competing on Autumn PoI and until 2 months ago it was one cycle<br /> [11:08 PM] Lear: They had a Winter thread.<br /> [11:09 PM] Lear: And yeah we&#039;ll write out 1 cycle and all that.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> So you&#039;d think that this means that rules for autopilots are more lax now and they don&#039;t need a proper thread every cup cycle, but no later than 24 hours pass before he goes out of his way to defend the leaked thread that nobody can prove the legitimacy of.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 2 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again, consider what is being said for a second here, just because /cm/ cannot, for some obscure reason, poll their board like everyone else:<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine to violate the rules twice in a row and, in both instances, only give a vague and non binding promise to be harsher in the future rather than take any sort of decision right now<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for a team to compete on a roster that is years old, relying only on matchday threads made by people without any sort of relation to the cup, banned or not, and that are completely unverifiable in any way<br /> <br /> - Being linked on stream, a location that is several magnitudes more visible than /4ccg/, where interest has been leaked and denied before is not enough reason to at least require another thread 3 months later<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for the only beneficiary of these decisions to be /cm/, while the other autopilots that are getting interested in the cup have to bust their ass and abide by the ever-changing, implied but not codified rules.<br /> <br /> We have already seen the result of this inconsistency for the benefit of one team: /t/&#039;s thread is a complete mockery of the current standards for autopilots, particularly /cm/ since the OP of both threads remains unknown and both got leaked, and the fact that /t/&#039;s thread has been reported and deleted suggests there&#039;s an escalation that is potentially cancerous for the cup.<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t really want a bunch of cross boarders to link my threads to 4ccg to then have them reported and deleted. It&#039;s not conducive to any small market and it screams of concerted effort to straight up kill any up and coming team.<br /> <br /> == Not good enough for /u/ ==<br /> <br /> Lear went on First Bait, on the day after the round of 16 of the winter cup, and went on a completely unprompted huge, half hour long rant undermining /u/&#039;s management ability and style of polling, while also slinging personal insults at him while being incredibly angry: https://www.smashcast.tv/firstbait/videos/1385699 - it starts at 35 minutes. <br /> <br /> For context, this is the image Myuer posted in the chat: http://puu.sh/zYd1S/177ab33cb7.png - this is around the time of The Cull.<br /> <br /> I will leave the footage to speak for himself, but do keep in mind that, as far as anybody I&#039;m in contact with (/u/ management former and not) is concerned and going back as far as 2013, /u/ has always polled their meta thread, and has an agreement with the moderator to do so, while specifically being told not to create threads: https://4archive.org/board/u/thread/2001853#p2004050<br /> <br /> Here&#039;s some choice quotes, just in case you can&#039;t watch the video:<br /> <br /> &quot;Maybe I&#039;ll be a bit kinder to them when they aren&#039;t filthy fucking casuals with garbage taste&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;...If you think you can justify the shit you pulled with that team, go ahead - [long rant about Citrus ensues] - no your garbage ass fucking general hates it, and you can&#039;t pull your dick out of your ass to see that!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I see only polling the general thread as basically rock bottom, because it&#039;s a fucking shithole&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;If you don&#039;t wanna take a 3 day, you don&#039;t give a shit!&quot;<br /> <br /> I honestly want to ask a question here, would you appreciate being under a magnifying scope for how you run the team you manage because the Commissioner doesn&#039;t like the general you have been confined in by the moderation, and ultimately questions your poll because of personal preference? Neither would I, but this blatant bias toward these teams seems like it&#039;s a repeated and well documented behaviour that shows no signs of ever getting better: <br /> <br /> - His unwillingness to take /adv/&#039;s signup over /wg/ in the 2016 Summer Cup, despite the fact /wg/ missed theirs and should have been immediately disqualified. /wg/&#039;s participation remained in contention until most of the cup IRC and /4ccg/ complained, and he was forced to back down.<br /> <br /> - Without dwelling too much on it, because plenty has already been said, his behaviour during and after The Cull, and his comments on /c/ and /u/ in particular. <br /> <br /> <br /> The most egregious thing is that this is something that seems to have to do entirely with his own tastes, and not any genuine concern, and that he is actively calling to upset the moderation in order to start a thread when /u/ has specifically been told not to do so. Because clearly, what we need is more boards that are even less open about 4CC threads and more hostility from the moderation, whether you think it&#039;s good moderation or bad moderation.<br /> <br /> I would also like to point out that being part of the 4CC organization shouldn&#039;t in any circumstance give you a higher standing than a 4chan moderator, whether you like them or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Lock before, explain later ==<br /> <br /> The discussion on Spring&#039;s format has been, to put it simply, non-existent. /merit/ was, up until this week, aware of these new\revived team attempts: /3/, /aco/, /bant/, /hm/ and /w/, or in other words, exactly 40.<br /> <br /> Given that all of these except /hm/ look like they&#039;re going to succeed, the smartest thing to do would have been announcing that we were very close to making a megababby happen (and possibly reviving managers that needed a little push - for example, /gif/&#039;s former manager) and then waiting until the weekend to wrap up team making by including all of the teams that were in the stages of gathering interest, since he was already well aware of 40 interested teams being a more than real possibility.<br /> <br /> This was suggested in /merit/, and it was promptly ignored. Lear then told /merit/ the blame was &quot;on him&quot; if people weren&#039;t satisfied with the current megafetus / babby format, despite the fact that he now fails to address any questions regarding the new teams that have propped up as the Spring dates were announced.<br /> <br /> What instead happened was Lear gave a 48 hour ultimatum to /hm/ and /aco/ to get a thread ready and gather interest, and then cut them off short of the 40 teams count despite there being a good chance /aco/ will in fact make it, without even considering the possibility that there may be wildcards (/t/, /gif/) or reviving an autopilot with none\partial interest (/hm/ has renewed aesthetics, and at least some interest despite the disappearance of their poller - which does not seem a problem for /cm/). <br /> <br /> Despite the fact that the people voted for more teams, and for making a megababby happen if 40 teams were interested, despite the huge support this tournament format had in Autumn, Lear decided, on his own, to stick with a format that is unpopular and that saves absolutely no time for the streamers.<br /> <br /> == Conclusion and Signatures ==<br /> <br /> In conclusion, due to the reasons listed and way more that you are all well aware of, we believe it is time for Lear to part with the role of Commissioner.<br /> <br /> We are aware this is not the first time this discussion has come to a sticking point, and would therefore propose Shakes as the new Commissioner of the 4chan Cup, following a vote of no confidence.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> <br /> [[User:MarcoZ|MarcoZ]] ([[User talk:MarcoZ|talk]]) 18:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ordinate|Ordinate]] ([[User talk:Ordinate|talk]]) 19:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Megabeastage|Megabeastage]] ([[User talk:Megabeastage|talk]]) 19:46, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Sillius|Sillius]] ([[User talk:Sillius|talk]]) 19:47, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Canes|Canes]] ([[User talk:Canes|talk]]) 19:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Labcoat|Labcoat]] ([[User talk:Labcoat|talk]]) 19:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ravenire|ravenire]] ([[User talk:Ravenire|talk]]) 20:04, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:DescendingBear|DescendingBear]] ([[User talk:DescendingBear|talk]]) 20:09, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Rance|rhs]] ([[User talk:Rance|talk]]) 20:26, 8 April 2018&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Metalsappho|MS]] ([[User talk:Metalsappho|talk]]) 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:GoldenWingman|a useless shitter]] 20:31, 8 April 2018 (UTC) {{tt|shit nobody cares about|&lt;nowiki&gt;Hot opinions: Letting /cm/ play in Autumn/Winter was sensible. Letting them play in Spring without the same level of interest demonstrated is not. Whichever route Lear takes, which usually isn’t the sensible one, he handles it absolutely atrociously. Incompetent since day fucking one. Also, Miss Monochrome was offside.&lt;/nowiki&gt;}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:TSparx|TSparx]] ([[User talk:TSparx|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> [[User:GMG|GMG]] ([[User talk:GMG|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == This is fucking stupid ==<br /> <br /> Signed,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:MaxPiston|MaxPiston]] ([[User talk:MaxPiston|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:(´・ω・`)|(´・ω・`)]] ([[User talk:(´・ω・`)|talk]]) 20:13, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lear is a Boris-enabling cuck and they both should be sacked but this is some of the dumbest shit I&#039;ve ever seen [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:21, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carma sums it up nicely [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:25, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;I have no strong feelings one way or the other [[User:CptCourage|CptCourage]] ([[User talk:CptCourage|talk]]) 20:28, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == I want my own section==<br /> <br /> [[File:Thanks_Conductor.gif]]<br /> PM me anime ass [[User:RamenRaisin|RamenRaisin]] ([[User talk:RamenRaisin|talk]]) 20:33, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can I have Boris back please ==<br /> <br /> Niggers,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Lowroller|Lowroller]] ([[User talk:Lowroller|talk]])<br /> <br /> Ignore below me, he is a liar, Go fuck yourself Collie, lil bitch<br /> <br /> == Fuck the above post, Boris was sacked for a reason ==<br /> <br /> Chat shit get banged,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:17, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Ignore above me, he says mean words. I cannot condone this language on a family website.<br /> <br /> ==IMGAY==<br /> <br /> Hello I am very mad online about divegrass. [[User:Sargbot|Sargbot]] ([[User talk:Sargbot|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> Hello... Sargbot. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:38, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Appendices ==<br /> <br /> === Appendix 1 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[2017-08-23 01:36:21] Descending Bear: similiarly, if we wouldn&#039;t have a single trustworthy person on board to verify this poll, I&#039;d still advocate for asking /cm/ fans to run it again (not whole thread with POI, just the poll, this one supervised by one of us)<br /> [2017-08-23 01:37:18] Descending Bear: perhaps we&#039;d reach the solution of seeking help among actual /cm/ fans on our own, perhaps we could achieve it by having a discussion with managers<br /> [2017-08-23 01:38:34] Descending Bear: however, throwing half of us to the ptchforks without letting us know before we&#039;ve reached any kind of agreement is disgusting, and defending that it was a right thing to do is equally disgusting<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:15] f4r !HanakoDlmg: the main schism seemed to be around running another poll or not<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] Descending Bear: I don;t particularily care about &quot;reputation&quot;, but being thrown under the bus for things I haven&#039;t said or done is not what any of us is here for<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] King Lear: Running a second poll is voiding the first one.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:56] Descending Bear: yes, and that would be required if we wouldn&#039;t find any proof of validity<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:57] King Lear: Bear you said that /cm/ should have their POI scrapped and another poll ran.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:13] King Lear: Running a second poll is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:49] Descending Bear: no, telling them to start a new thread would be scrapping POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:15] Descending Bear: or demanding that existence of this poll means nothing at all and /cm/ fans do not exist<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:56] King Lear: &gt;hey you know that poll you voted in well it didn&#039;t count try again<br /> I call that scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:42:57] Descending Bear: this is only according to your very specific definition of POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:43:35] Descending Bear: In case of small and slow boards, I often encourage manager candidates to ask for suggestions in thread rather than running the poll<br /> [2017-08-23 01:44:08] Descending Bear: what I men is, poll is not technically required if there was discussion about players, music and whatnot, and manager/autopilot follows those advices<br /> [2017-08-23 01:45:30] Descending Bear: while DF is perfectly capable of pretending to be several people, it;s pretty obvious that even if he would, thread like that still gathers some interests of /cm/ anons who stumbled upon it and might have posted in it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:46:28] Descending Bear: I&#039;ve never called for throwing /cm back to step zero, only to have a poll that is not run by the most banned person in this Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:07] King Lear: Saying the poll didn&#039;t count is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:55] Descending Bear: gaining proper board interest is actually pretty complex process that has several steps:<br /> - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:00] King Lear: That isn&#039;t even mentioning how dumb a second poll is as an idea.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:30] King Lear: - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> The poll did all but the last one which it could not have.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:59] Descending Bear: if you&#039;re calling invalidating just one of those steps as being equal with scrapping POI, you really have no idea on what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:50:27] King Lear: Want me to ask the audience on this one? you&#039;re telling the fans their vote didn&#039;t count, that&#039;s scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:03] Descending Bear: because even when poll is redone, the fact is, some of /cm anons already know what the Cup is and might be curious enough to stick around, and that&#039;s a lot more than having nothing at all<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:19] King Lear: So you admit a second poll would drive people away.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:44] Descending Bear: and now I have no idea what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:59] King Lear: Alright so what would a second poll do that the first one didn&#039;t?<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:11] Descending Bear: no, it wouldn&#039;t if we are not scaring /cm/ fans with drama, and we wouldn&#039;t have to<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:55] King Lear: No matter the approach if you tell people for any reason their vote did not count they will not be happy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:12] King Lear: And if I were one of those people I would feel that I had wasted my time for no reason.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:37] Descending Bear: you don&#039;t need to give a valid reason, something along the lines of &quot;oops, this formula did not gave us enquivocal results / we need some tiebreakers&quot; or whatever you think of<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:57] King Lear: No matter what you say, if people have to vote a second time they&#039;ll be unhappy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:09] Descending Bear: yeah, spending 2 minutes on voting is such a chore, it can be done only once a year to not overextert oneself<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:10] King Lear: Especially if the poll is the same.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:38] Descending Bear: then you change things in poll formula to make it look and work differently, there are endless possibilities<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:55] Descending Bear: more candidates in roster suggestions in new poll, basically anything<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:21] King Lear: So if we change the poll people who have their choices affected now feel as though they are being told to fuck off.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:36] Descending Bear: this is null discussion though as we&#039;ve agreed to accept /cm/ poll as it is, at leat for this one season<br /> [2017-08-23 01:56:23] King Lear: Yup because it turns out that thinking the POI should be voided and a second poll ran is a bit of a minority opinion at large.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:57:25] Descending Bear: and about your idea of bringing it to the public: sure tell them in all details how evil bear is plotting to kill /cm/ again. Nothing like a good walk of shame to bring fellow member back to order, isn&#039;t it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:20] Descending Bear: I can&#039;t believe I really tried to maintain integrity of /merit/ by standing your side and defending you when you were the minority for the stunt you wanted to pull off with /w/<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:50] King Lear: Yup I said in public you wanted the POI scrapped.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:59:24] Descending Bear: if you want to invoke the rule of majority whenever you need and ignore it when it does not suit your agenda, go ahead<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> === Appendix 2 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[6:58 PM] Lear: @Free my nigga megababby I told you yesterday that /cm/ have new poi, not sure why you are saying today they dont.<br /> [6:59 PM] Free my nigga megababby: I said something specific: &gt;without re-polling<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Autumn poll, Spring cup, doesn&#039;t look like a cup cycle to me even though I guess that rule has been wiz&#039;d away right about now.<br /> [7:00 PM] Incoming: I mean /cm/&#039;s current roster is bretty good aethstically<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Without even getting into the legitimacy of that thread<br /> [7:03 PM] Lear: That&#039;s pretty narrow if you think the p in poi can only stand for poll. If there is a thread that shows a team clearly wanting to play rejecting it because they were being interested and discussing the Cup in the wrong way would be stupid.<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So you&#039;re saying that it is technically possible to keep a team unupdated for multiple cup cycles and potentially years without ever even updating the roster as long as they have a matchday thread of completely anonymous supporters<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: With one of the commentators announcing your thread on stream and still being legitimate<br /> [7:06 PM] Lear: Have you read /cm/&#039;s Winter thread?<br /> [7:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: It&#039;s in my history so I must have skimmed through it, the first post is literally &quot;raid incoming&quot; though, had an hearthy laugh<br /> [7:11 PM] Lear: The thread went on for a while after it got brought up and had actual discussion in it so I feel it is better to give them the benefit of the doubt this once. As for the roster thing if the people on the board are happy with the roster and there is interest in the team then telling them their interest wasnt correct is being petty and shutting out a team with interest.<br /> [7:15 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So the cup cycle thing hasn&#039;t been written out after all and you&#039;re only giving them a pass for a healthy thread, despite the fact that every other autopilot and post-cull team past and present had to get a reputable, non banned tripfag to drum up interest for them to return to the cup, and despite the fact that the thread was leaked in an incredibly visible location and that it literally starts with two 4ccg shitposts<br /> [7:19 PM] Lear: &gt;reputable, non banned tripfag<br /> Only thing we care about is not banned. If we didnt let a team in because the person who made the thread wasnt a top lad that&#039;d be fucked.<br /> <br /> Yes their thread was leaked and we are going to be more harsh on that in the future but dont act like the thread has nothing but people shouting about raids.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Counterpoints==<br /> Didn&#039;t free /t/<br /> <br /> Not yet, be a little patient<br /> <br /> ==fill my hole, daddy==<br /> [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]])</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=User:Carmastrikes&diff=106342 User:Carmastrikes 2018-04-08T20:23:20Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>Manager for /s4s/ WC2015-SC2016<br /> <br /> &quot;carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters&quot; - Anon, the good old days<br /> <br /> ==Managing Record (W-D-L)&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;(This is final I swear to God if someone raises me from the dead what&#039;s left of my ghost will haunt the &lt;i&gt;shit&lt;/i&gt; out of you)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;==<br /> [s4s] 12-4-7<br /> <br /> /wtg/ 1-1-1 (check &#039;em)<br /> <br /> ==Streams/Invitationals==<br /> twitch: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> hitbox: carmastrikes <br /> <br /> [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]<br /> <br /> [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]<br /> <br /> ==Contact Me==<br /> Skype: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> Steam: carmawithac<br /> <br /> I&#039;m usually in IRC, too (&quot;carma&quot; triggers me no matter what).</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=An_open_letter_to_/merit/&diff=106340 An open letter to /merit/ 2018-04-08T20:21:36Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>This is a formal complaint to /merit/ regarding our current commissioner King Lear, and why the signers of this complaint believe he has failed the fundamental requirement of impartiality that is required of a commissioner and is thus unfit for the role. We believe these complaints are not personal attacks, but rather an attempt to recount some of the events that led us to believe that he is not fit for the role he currently occupies, and therefore must step down. Let&#039;s get started.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Undue involvement with /w/ ==<br /> <br /> This is unfortunately the first point that must go out of the way in order to estabilish the lack of impartiality that Lear represents as a Commissioner.<br /> <br /> During the 2017 Spring Babby Cup, /w/ was grouped with /a/, and had to face them in match 3 out of 3. Lear was then present in the public /a/ discord, and active. Goat, then manager of /w/, was absent.<br /> <br /> Come gametime, then streamer Sou had to make substitutions for /w/&#039;s team, and accidentally put a certain CB on the pitch despite being told not to do so in /w/&#039;s pastebin. This promptly followed in /a/&#039;s chat in the wake of the result:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:37 PM] Lear: Sorry it had to go down like this.<br /> [8:37 PM] Lear: I wish Sou hadn&#039;t subbed on our smallest CB in the middle when the pastebin said specifically not to do that.<br /> [8:39 PM] Lear: I&#039;m too angry at Sou for costing the lead to be happy at this.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Already this raises a few questions: Why does the supposedly impartial commissioner know a pastebin of a team he was formerly manager of 2 years prior by heart? But most importantly, why would this matter when /w/ was coming into the match already relegated? I&#039;ll let him explain.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[8:44 PM] Lear: I&#039;m angry because Sou just cost /w/ 17th place.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> The Cull followed immediately afterwards and saw /w/ advance to summer until /w/&#039;s nonexistent Proof of Interest posts came to light. The Commissioner had intended to use prior knowledge of the Cull to favor his own teams&#039; chances of advancing, and was nearly stripped of the chance due to Sou&#039;s rigging. This is just the most egregious episode, but there&#039;s more. When /w/&#039;s interest was put into the spotlight again in Autumn, Lear admitted to participating to /w/&#039;s interest thread:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: IIRC the reason he said he posted there to begin with was to put enough images in the thread to comply with /w/ rules<br /> [12:02 AM] Two_Scoops: but that&#039;s not his job, it&#039;s the fucking manager&#039;s job<br /> [12:06 AM] Lear: I posted in that thread because Goat asked me to get some pics of the team ingame as wallpapers. I figured it was easier to just post them myself then go through a broken telephone.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> Why would the Commissioner need to fill in to post screenshots of PES, when /w/ had a manager that was supposedly active and in their fifth cup, and why would Goat need to ask him? I&#039;ll let him explain one more time, when talking about Spring 16:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [8:05 PM] Lear: Also I&#039;m not the manager for /w/ anymore so I probably shouldn&#039;t sign them up for stuff.<br /> [8:06 PM] Lear: Goat is real he just cannot into PES.<br /> [8:10 PM] Lear: In Spring both teams that escaped the group were the ones that never tested.<br /> [8:11 PM] Lear: Also the teams that had exports made by me. (note: the other is /trv/)&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> There is more, however, and this is where the rule about the commissioner not managing a team flies straight out of the window.<br /> <br /> Lear has, on multiple occasions, admitted to testing for /w/, while the manager in charge was Anonymous Goat, more specifically during the 2017 Winter and 2017 Spring Cups:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [7:49 PM] Ramen: @CuriousAnon QD doesn&#039;t into tactics much<br /> [7:50 PM] Ramen: its gw that does most of the dumb shit<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: qd told me he wanted tight marking on the amfs and gw shot it down<br /> [7:51 PM] Heavenly_Pond: Would that help<br /> [7:51 PM] TheWorst: &gt;GW<br /> [7:51 PM] Johnny: Probably not<br /> [7:51 PM] Ramen: qd said he wanted gw to not run hug the touchline and he never stopped(edited)<br /> [7:52 PM] Johnny: /m/ outright manmarked them and still conceded 3<br /> [7:52 PM] Lear: Yeah when I was testing against /vg/ they played better without their advanced instructions easily.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: Everything about Welcrom (note: then an /a/ tester) I like.<br /> [5:59 AM] Lear: He&#039;s even trying to help /w/.<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: except he doesn&#039;t go into pixel autism like NFR<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: &gt;Welcrom is feeding tactics to both teams<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: genius<br /> [5:59 AM] rhs: he will win an Elite<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: No I meant those tictacs would be a godsend for /w/.<br /> [6:00 AM] Lear: If /a/ used them.<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: damn lear with the mindgames<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: I bet Lear is just foxing<br /> [6:00 AM] rhs: and he is SCARED<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: Oh we tried them<br /> [6:00 AM] Johnny: if i was playing /a/ with a three six fun theres very few /a/ setups that would worry me :sunglasses:<br /> [6:00 AM] Ramen: For shits and giggles<br /> [6:01 AM] Lear: I&#039;ll have you know I tested exclusively against that setup because I am in your heads.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> So here we have a commissioner that has admitted to the following regarding his former team /w/:<br /> <br /> - Posting in their PoI threads<br /> <br /> - Judging said PoI thread&#039;s quality and without fail, deeming them good enough to compete<br /> <br /> - Making exports for /w/, which retained the same tactics for a full year after his tenure as manager had ended (Autumn 2016 /w/ was the 4-4-1-1 it had always been under Lear)<br /> <br /> - Following their games closely, having full knowledge of their tactical pastebin (enough to know which CB was shortest in a time frame of seconds)<br /> <br /> - Most importantly, &lt;b&gt;openly admitting to testing for the acting manager in spite of his position as Commissioner&lt;/b&gt;.<br /> <br /> Not only does this unequivocally disqualify Lear from being an impartial party, it is also a de-facto violation of rule 3: The Commissioner may not manage a team during their tenure. <br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;This is completely and utterly unacceptable, and the continued proxy managing of his former team alone should disqualify him from the role of commissioner, as it breaks the fundamental bond of trust managers are supposed to have towards the Commissioner, and there has already been at least one episode where Lear could have taken advantage&lt;/b&gt;:<br /> <br /> On the 19th of May of 2017, f4r went missing in action after the deadline for matchday 4 of the Spring Babby.<br /> <br /> &lt;b&gt;Lear had to fill in for f4r&#039;s duties and made the EDIT file of a matchday where the team he was then proxy manager of played, and he got to handle a nightly export of the team /w/ was playing next.&lt;/b&gt; He then casually went on to comment in public on how his testing against /a/ went.<br /> <br /> <br /> As an aside, I would also like to point out that this is now a renewed concern, as /w/&#039;s Spring tactics will be made by someone that is not a &quot;neutral party&quot;, by his own admission.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Moving the gay goalpost and lack of standards==<br /> <br /> The new autopilot format has had, to date, two successful users: /cm/ and /p/. You&#039;d think these two teams would then have a very similar story with interest and polling, and you&#039;d be so crucially wrong.<br /> <br /> As you all know by now, /cm/&#039;s autumn poll was ran and supervised by Dragonfag, and they were ultimately allowed to play, as their interest was deemed legitimate. <br /> When /merit/ called this into question, the burden of proof to disprove the interest was legitimate (and not votes for a collection of DF&#039;s husbandos) was squarely placed on them, something that, with obvious reasons, they couldn&#039;t do.<br /> <br /> I ran a preliminary strawpoll for /p/, which was approved by /merit/ (as opposed to /cm/ just coming in with interest). Given the green light, I polled /p/, and some 48 hours into the Autumn poll, some wonderful person decided to leak it to /4ccg/. I had to rush close the poll, and was then pre-emptively asked to prove no votes came from /4ccg/, and I was happy to oblige. The burden of proof was placed on me.<br /> <br /> This however left the music selection for /p/ so close that I wasn&#039;t prepared to call the will of the board, so I decided to run a second, tiebreaker poll. This saw no complaints, and people were happy to vote and decide a winner. 14 of the 17 initial votes came back in a comparable time frame, and nothing of note has happened since. /p/ keeps being mildly interested and I keep wanting to build them.<br /> <br /> Why is this tiebreaker poll relevant? /cm/ was going to be asked to do the same, after /cm/&#039;s roster was given the green light by a couple of /cm/ browsers, as a way to unequivocally verify their interest as legitimate (the second poll would have been run by /merit/, ruling out any ballot stuffing that is possible with google polls), and the arguments Lear had against it, I find truly baffling and nonsensical when /p/ was able to vote twice without any doomsday scenario of the sort occurring.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 1 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again as you know, the situation was ultimately resolved with calls of &quot;let /cm/ play&quot; with little criticism coming from the crowd, despite lacking any amount of information other than &quot;DF made the poll but it is legitimate&quot;. It was then agreed that a banned person could never run a poll again, giving /cm/ preferential treatment and authorization to break the rules &quot;just this once&quot; on account of strong interest.<br /> <br /> After this point, the discussion about /w/ happened, and Lear stopped answering to my enquiries about /p/. I had asked him about keeping a couple of no-aesthetics players out, and never got a response. I decided to ask then-recently out of /merit/ DescendingBear and other /merit/ members about the autopilot rules. I was unofficially told by DB that autopilots ought to require a thread every single cup cycle, before or during. Or do they?<br /> <br /> /cm/ had a single winter thread that was linked on the stream&#039;s chat by SDA at zero replies, and then continued seemingly normally. Nobody had to prove their interest was legitimate, despite the fact that it was leaked at the very start.<br /> No thread was made for Spring&#039;s preparation and the roster was not updated. Despite this, /cm/ get to play with Autumn&#039;s roster. This, to me, had the same coherence of a random number generator, so once again I asked about autopilot interest:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;[11:07 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So are we ever gonna write some rules down about autopilot and PoI or is it just gonna be wing it lmao<br /> [11:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Cause /cm/ as far as I see from the archive is competing on Autumn PoI and until 2 months ago it was one cycle<br /> [11:08 PM] Lear: They had a Winter thread.<br /> [11:09 PM] Lear: And yeah we&#039;ll write out 1 cycle and all that.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> So you&#039;d think that this means that rules for autopilots are more lax now and they don&#039;t need a proper thread every cup cycle, but no later than 24 hours pass before he goes out of his way to defend the leaked thread that nobody can prove the legitimacy of.<br /> <br /> Refer to Appendix 2 for the log.<br /> <br /> Again, consider what is being said for a second here, just because /cm/ cannot, for some obscure reason, poll their board like everyone else:<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine to violate the rules twice in a row and, in both instances, only give a vague and non binding promise to be harsher in the future rather than take any sort of decision right now<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for a team to compete on a roster that is years old, relying only on matchday threads made by people without any sort of relation to the cup, banned or not, and that are completely unverifiable in any way<br /> <br /> - Being linked on stream, a location that is several magnitudes more visible than /4ccg/, where interest has been leaked and denied before is not enough reason to at least require another thread 3 months later<br /> <br /> - It is perfectly fine for the only beneficiary of these decisions to be /cm/, while the other autopilots that are getting interested in the cup have to bust their ass and abide by the ever-changing, implied but not codified rules.<br /> <br /> We have already seen the result of this inconsistency for the benefit of one team: /t/&#039;s thread is a complete mockery of the current standards for autopilots, particularly /cm/ since the OP of both threads remains unknown and both got leaked, and the fact that /t/&#039;s thread has been reported and deleted suggests there&#039;s an escalation that is potentially cancerous for the cup.<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t really want a bunch of cross boarders to link my threads to 4ccg to then have them reported and deleted. It&#039;s not conducive to any small market and it screams of concerted effort to straight up kill any up and coming team.<br /> <br /> == Not good enough for /u/ ==<br /> <br /> Lear went on First Bait, on the day after the round of 16 of the winter cup, and went on a completely unprompted huge, half hour long rant undermining /u/&#039;s management ability and style of polling, while also slinging personal insults at him while being incredibly angry: https://www.smashcast.tv/firstbait/videos/1385699 - it starts at 35 minutes. <br /> <br /> For context, this is the image Myuer posted in the chat: http://puu.sh/zYd1S/177ab33cb7.png - this is around the time of The Cull.<br /> <br /> I will leave the footage to speak for himself, but do keep in mind that, as far as anybody I&#039;m in contact with (/u/ management former and not) is concerned and going back as far as 2013, /u/ has always polled their meta thread, and has an agreement with the moderator to do so, while specifically being told not to create threads: https://4archive.org/board/u/thread/2001853#p2004050<br /> <br /> Here&#039;s some choice quotes, just in case you can&#039;t watch the video:<br /> <br /> &quot;Maybe I&#039;ll be a bit kinder to them when they aren&#039;t filthy fucking casuals with garbage taste&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;...If you think you can justify the shit you pulled with that team, go ahead - [long rant about Citrus ensues] - no your garbage ass fucking general hates it, and you can&#039;t pull your dick out of your ass to see that!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I see only polling the general thread as basically rock bottom, because it&#039;s a fucking shithole&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;If you don&#039;t wanna take a 3 day, you don&#039;t give a shit!&quot;<br /> <br /> I honestly want to ask a question here, would you appreciate being under a magnifying scope for how you run the team you manage because the Commissioner doesn&#039;t like the general you have been confined in by the moderation, and ultimately questions your poll because of personal preference? Neither would I, but this blatant bias toward these teams seems like it&#039;s a repeated and well documented behaviour that shows no signs of ever getting better: <br /> <br /> - His unwillingness to take /adv/&#039;s signup over /wg/ in the 2016 Summer Cup, despite the fact /wg/ missed theirs and should have been immediately disqualified. /wg/&#039;s participation remained in contention until most of the cup IRC and /4ccg/ complained, and he was forced to back down.<br /> <br /> - Without dwelling too much on it, because plenty has already been said, his behaviour during and after The Cull, and his comments on /c/ and /u/ in particular. <br /> <br /> <br /> The most egregious thing is that this is something that seems to have to do entirely with his own tastes, and not any genuine concern, and that he is actively calling to upset the moderation in order to start a thread when /u/ has specifically been told not to do so. Because clearly, what we need is more boards that are even less open about 4CC threads and more hostility from the moderation, whether you think it&#039;s good moderation or bad moderation.<br /> <br /> I would also like to point out that being part of the 4CC organization shouldn&#039;t in any circumstance give you a higher standing than a 4chan moderator, whether you like them or not.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Lock before, explain later ==<br /> <br /> The discussion on Spring&#039;s format has been, to put it simply, non-existent. /merit/ was, up until this week, aware of these new\revived team attempts: /3/, /aco/, /bant/, /hm/ and /w/, or in other words, exactly 40.<br /> <br /> Given that all of these except /hm/ look like they&#039;re going to succeed, the smartest thing to do would have been announcing that we were very close to making a megababby happen (and possibly reviving managers that needed a little push - for example, /gif/&#039;s former manager) and then waiting until the weekend to wrap up team making by including all of the teams that were in the stages of gathering interest, since he was already well aware of 40 interested teams being a more than real possibility.<br /> <br /> This was suggested in /merit/, and it was promptly ignored. Lear then told /merit/ the blame was &quot;on him&quot; if people weren&#039;t satisfied with the current megafetus / babby format, despite the fact that he now fails to address any questions regarding the new teams that have propped up as the Spring dates were announced.<br /> <br /> What instead happened was Lear gave a 48 hour ultimatum to /hm/ and /aco/ to get a thread ready and gather interest, and then cut them off short of the 40 teams count despite there being a good chance /aco/ will in fact make it, without even considering the possibility that there may be wildcards (/t/, /gif/) or reviving an autopilot with none\partial interest (/hm/ has renewed aesthetics, and at least some interest despite the disappearance of their poller - which does not seem a problem for /cm/). <br /> <br /> Despite the fact that the people voted for more teams, and for making a megababby happen if 40 teams were interested, despite the huge support this tournament format had in Autumn, Lear decided, on his own, to stick with a format that is unpopular and that saves absolutely no time for the streamers.<br /> <br /> == Conclusion and Signatures ==<br /> <br /> In conclusion, due to the reasons listed and way more that you are all well aware of, we believe it is time for Lear to part with the role of Commissioner.<br /> <br /> We are aware this is not the first time this discussion has come to a sticking point, and would therefore propose Shakes as the new Commissioner of the 4chan Cup, following a vote of no confidence.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> <br /> [[User:MarcoZ|MarcoZ]] ([[User talk:MarcoZ|talk]]) 18:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ordinate|Ordinate]] ([[User talk:Ordinate|talk]]) 19:42, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Megabeastage|Megabeastage]] ([[User talk:Megabeastage|talk]]) 19:46, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Sillius|Sillius]] ([[User talk:Sillius|talk]]) 19:47, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Canes|Canes]] ([[User talk:Canes|talk]]) 19:53, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Labcoat|Labcoat]] ([[User talk:Labcoat|talk]]) 19:57, 8 April 2018 (UTC) &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Ravenire|ravenire]] ([[User talk:Ravenire|talk]]) 20:04, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:DescendingBear|DescendingBear]] ([[User talk:DescendingBear|talk]]) 20:09, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == This is fucking stupid ==<br /> <br /> Signed,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:MaxPiston|MaxPiston]] ([[User talk:MaxPiston|talk]])&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:(´・ω・`)|(´・ω・`)]] ([[User talk:(´・ω・`)|talk]]) 20:13, 8 April 2018 (UTC)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lear is a Boris-enabling cuck and they both should be sacked but this is some of the dumbest shit I&#039;ve ever seen [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:21, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can I have Boris back please ==<br /> <br /> Niggers,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:Lowroller|Lowroller]] ([[User talk:Lowroller|talk]])<br /> <br /> Ignore below me, he is a liar, Go fuck yourself Collie, lil bitch<br /> <br /> == Fuck the above post, Boris was sacked for a reason ==<br /> <br /> Chat shit get banged,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[User:CoIlieBro|CoIlieBro]] ([[User talk:CoIlieBro|talk]]) 20:17, 8 April 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Appendices ==<br /> <br /> === Appendix 1 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[2017-08-23 01:36:21] Descending Bear: similiarly, if we wouldn&#039;t have a single trustworthy person on board to verify this poll, I&#039;d still advocate for asking /cm/ fans to run it again (not whole thread with POI, just the poll, this one supervised by one of us)<br /> [2017-08-23 01:37:18] Descending Bear: perhaps we&#039;d reach the solution of seeking help among actual /cm/ fans on our own, perhaps we could achieve it by having a discussion with managers<br /> [2017-08-23 01:38:34] Descending Bear: however, throwing half of us to the ptchforks without letting us know before we&#039;ve reached any kind of agreement is disgusting, and defending that it was a right thing to do is equally disgusting<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:15] f4r !HanakoDlmg: the main schism seemed to be around running another poll or not<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] Descending Bear: I don;t particularily care about &quot;reputation&quot;, but being thrown under the bus for things I haven&#039;t said or done is not what any of us is here for<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:34] King Lear: Running a second poll is voiding the first one.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:56] Descending Bear: yes, and that would be required if we wouldn&#039;t find any proof of validity<br /> [2017-08-23 01:39:57] King Lear: Bear you said that /cm/ should have their POI scrapped and another poll ran.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:13] King Lear: Running a second poll is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:40:49] Descending Bear: no, telling them to start a new thread would be scrapping POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:15] Descending Bear: or demanding that existence of this poll means nothing at all and /cm/ fans do not exist<br /> [2017-08-23 01:41:56] King Lear: &gt;hey you know that poll you voted in well it didn&#039;t count try again<br /> I call that scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:42:57] Descending Bear: this is only according to your very specific definition of POI<br /> [2017-08-23 01:43:35] Descending Bear: In case of small and slow boards, I often encourage manager candidates to ask for suggestions in thread rather than running the poll<br /> [2017-08-23 01:44:08] Descending Bear: what I men is, poll is not technically required if there was discussion about players, music and whatnot, and manager/autopilot follows those advices<br /> [2017-08-23 01:45:30] Descending Bear: while DF is perfectly capable of pretending to be several people, it;s pretty obvious that even if he would, thread like that still gathers some interests of /cm/ anons who stumbled upon it and might have posted in it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:46:28] Descending Bear: I&#039;ve never called for throwing /cm back to step zero, only to have a poll that is not run by the most banned person in this Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:07] King Lear: Saying the poll didn&#039;t count is scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:48:55] Descending Bear: gaining proper board interest is actually pretty complex process that has several steps:<br /> - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:00] King Lear: That isn&#039;t even mentioning how dumb a second poll is as an idea.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:30] King Lear: - attracting attention of board denizens;<br /> - explaining to them on what the Cup is;<br /> - explaining to them what does manager expect from them and waiting for their feedback;<br /> - making sure that board stays interested and informed once the team plays in actual Cup<br /> The poll did all but the last one which it could not have.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:49:59] Descending Bear: if you&#039;re calling invalidating just one of those steps as being equal with scrapping POI, you really have no idea on what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:50:27] King Lear: Want me to ask the audience on this one? you&#039;re telling the fans their vote didn&#039;t count, that&#039;s scrapping the POI.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:03] Descending Bear: because even when poll is redone, the fact is, some of /cm anons already know what the Cup is and might be curious enough to stick around, and that&#039;s a lot more than having nothing at all<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:19] King Lear: So you admit a second poll would drive people away.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:44] Descending Bear: and now I have no idea what are you talking about<br /> [2017-08-23 01:51:59] King Lear: Alright so what would a second poll do that the first one didn&#039;t?<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:11] Descending Bear: no, it wouldn&#039;t if we are not scaring /cm/ fans with drama, and we wouldn&#039;t have to<br /> [2017-08-23 01:52:55] King Lear: No matter the approach if you tell people for any reason their vote did not count they will not be happy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:12] King Lear: And if I were one of those people I would feel that I had wasted my time for no reason.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:37] Descending Bear: you don&#039;t need to give a valid reason, something along the lines of &quot;oops, this formula did not gave us enquivocal results / we need some tiebreakers&quot; or whatever you think of<br /> [2017-08-23 01:53:57] King Lear: No matter what you say, if people have to vote a second time they&#039;ll be unhappy.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:09] Descending Bear: yeah, spending 2 minutes on voting is such a chore, it can be done only once a year to not overextert oneself<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:10] King Lear: Especially if the poll is the same.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:38] Descending Bear: then you change things in poll formula to make it look and work differently, there are endless possibilities<br /> [2017-08-23 01:54:55] Descending Bear: more candidates in roster suggestions in new poll, basically anything<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:21] King Lear: So if we change the poll people who have their choices affected now feel as though they are being told to fuck off.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:55:36] Descending Bear: this is null discussion though as we&#039;ve agreed to accept /cm/ poll as it is, at leat for this one season<br /> [2017-08-23 01:56:23] King Lear: Yup because it turns out that thinking the POI should be voided and a second poll ran is a bit of a minority opinion at large.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:57:25] Descending Bear: and about your idea of bringing it to the public: sure tell them in all details how evil bear is plotting to kill /cm/ again. Nothing like a good walk of shame to bring fellow member back to order, isn&#039;t it<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:20] Descending Bear: I can&#039;t believe I really tried to maintain integrity of /merit/ by standing your side and defending you when you were the minority for the stunt you wanted to pull off with /w/<br /> [2017-08-23 01:58:50] King Lear: Yup I said in public you wanted the POI scrapped.<br /> [2017-08-23 01:59:24] Descending Bear: if you want to invoke the rule of majority whenever you need and ignore it when it does not suit your agenda, go ahead<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> === Appendix 2 ===<br /> &lt;pre&gt;[6:58 PM] Lear: @Free my nigga megababby I told you yesterday that /cm/ have new poi, not sure why you are saying today they dont.<br /> [6:59 PM] Free my nigga megababby: I said something specific: &gt;without re-polling<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Autumn poll, Spring cup, doesn&#039;t look like a cup cycle to me even though I guess that rule has been wiz&#039;d away right about now.<br /> [7:00 PM] Incoming: I mean /cm/&#039;s current roster is bretty good aethstically<br /> [7:00 PM] Free my nigga megababby: Without even getting into the legitimacy of that thread<br /> [7:03 PM] Lear: That&#039;s pretty narrow if you think the p in poi can only stand for poll. If there is a thread that shows a team clearly wanting to play rejecting it because they were being interested and discussing the Cup in the wrong way would be stupid.<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So you&#039;re saying that it is technically possible to keep a team unupdated for multiple cup cycles and potentially years without ever even updating the roster as long as they have a matchday thread of completely anonymous supporters<br /> [7:05 PM] Free my nigga megababby: With one of the commentators announcing your thread on stream and still being legitimate<br /> [7:06 PM] Lear: Have you read /cm/&#039;s Winter thread?<br /> [7:08 PM] Free my nigga megababby: It&#039;s in my history so I must have skimmed through it, the first post is literally &quot;raid incoming&quot; though, had an hearthy laugh<br /> [7:11 PM] Lear: The thread went on for a while after it got brought up and had actual discussion in it so I feel it is better to give them the benefit of the doubt this once. As for the roster thing if the people on the board are happy with the roster and there is interest in the team then telling them their interest wasnt correct is being petty and shutting out a team with interest.<br /> [7:15 PM] Free my nigga megababby: So the cup cycle thing hasn&#039;t been written out after all and you&#039;re only giving them a pass for a healthy thread, despite the fact that every other autopilot and post-cull team past and present had to get a reputable, non banned tripfag to drum up interest for them to return to the cup, and despite the fact that the thread was leaked in an incredibly visible location and that it literally starts with two 4ccg shitposts<br /> [7:19 PM] Lear: &gt;reputable, non banned tripfag<br /> Only thing we care about is not banned. If we didnt let a team in because the person who made the thread wasnt a top lad that&#039;d be fucked.<br /> <br /> Yes their thread was leaked and we are going to be more harsh on that in the future but dont act like the thread has nothing but people shouting about raids.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Counterpoints==<br /> Didn&#039;t free /t/</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=User:Carmastrikes&diff=69700 User:Carmastrikes 2016-11-07T01:41:18Z <p>Carmastrikes: I wanna die</p> <hr /> <div>Manager for /s4s/ WC2015-SC2016<br /> <br /> &quot;carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters&quot; - Anon, the good old days<br /> <br /> ==Managing Record (W-D-L)&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;(This is final I swear to God if someone raises me from the dead what&#039;s left of my ghost will haunt the &lt;i&gt;shit&lt;/i&gt; out of you)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;==<br /> [s4s] 12-4-7<br /> <br /> /wtg/ 1-1-1 (check &#039;em)<br /> <br /> ==Streams/Invitationals==<br /> twitch: trixieunicorn<br /> <br /> hitbox: carmastrikes <br /> <br /> [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]<br /> <br /> [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]<br /> <br /> ==Contact Me==<br /> Skype: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> Steam: carmawithac<br /> <br /> I&#039;m usually in IRC, too (&quot;carma&quot; triggers me no matter what).</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=68987 /s4s/ 2016-10-29T18:46:44Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 15th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP! :DDD&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl= {{anonymous|Shouganaina|!!+HJ7qWns8oA}}<br /> {{anonymous|Squidposter|!!f7B52+V5XS3}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=11<br /> |goals=34<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{steady}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7th<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44th<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 22<br /> |d= 10<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 87<br /> |ga= 75<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|5|will be 6 by 2017 Winter}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> |kitaway=S4saway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=S4sthird-2016sc.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> Returning with the same management from winter, despite a declared hiatus, [s4s] entered Summer 16 with high hopes. With /gd/ and /mu/ impossible matchups for the group stage, there were no worrying rivals to keep them up at night. Drawn into Group G, alongside fellow memesters /tv/, previous babby winners /m/, and the /biz/nessmen, [s4s]&#039;s third Summer Cup was a striking reversal from its first. In 2014, [s4s] was a shining beacon of goals in a barren wasteland devoid of hype. In 2016, when the goals flowed like oil from from the ground, [s4s] sat hard on the toughest defense of the group stage, with an average goals per game similar to that of 1.12. In an opening match against /m/, Topkek and Bateman had [s4s] up by two by the 61st minute, but /m/ fought back brilliantly with a 4 minute brace from Alteisen Reise, to end the game 2-2. Undeterred, both teams pressed on and struck down their foes in the following game. This time, /m/ was able to unleash their offense, putting forth a handy 5 goals against /biz/. /tv/ turned out to be smaller guys than the giant robots, and fell 2-1 to [s4s], who were led by another goal each for strikers Topkek and Patrick Bateman. /tv/ laid on a deadly siege in the dying minutes of the game, which led /tv/ to have higher postgame stats, but a missed shot ended the game. [s4s] went into the final day needing not to lose to secure a spot in the knockouts, but /m/ ended /biz/ and /tv/&#039;s hopes in a single fell swoop by delivering /tv/ another 2-1 defeat. This benefited an underprepared [s4s] greatly, as they marched into the pitch against final opponents /biz/ with a newfound confidence. Playing a strange and untested 3-5-2 formation instead of their traditional 4-2-2-2, the team gave a good show against /biz/, doing their best to have fun, rather than win. Unfortunately for /biz/, all work and no play meant they couldn&#039;t keep up with the fresh (from having skipped practice that weekend) [s4s] players, in particular the active midfield, where Silver Center-mid Nice Grill slotted a surprising goal early in the second half to follow Bateman&#039;s goal in the 30th minute. [s4s] left the group stage on 7 points and two goals per game, with two 2-1 wins and a 2-2 draw, second in the group, behind /m/. The tides turned for the team, however, as the memers drew /adv/, a team which had demonstrated a brutally effective offense in the group stage, despite being shown up by /an/ in their third match. [s4s] put forth an extremely disappointing effort for the game, starting with an egregious and amateurish managerial error, symptomatic of a manger looking a little too far into the future, towards retirement, rather than the game at hand. The game opened with a 9th minute Suicide goal, giving [s4s] the chance to make the needed changes to repair their tactics. Unfortunately, the weak start meant [s4s] were unable to capitalize on the first half momentum, and, while they held on for nearly 70 minutes of goalless action, the game was already over by the time Suicide scored his second, and Relationshit gave /adv/ a third in the 86th. The whistle blew on the game, and on [s4s]&#039;s knockout run, with a frustrating 15th place finish. The final weekend of the Summer brought good news alongside the bad, however, as the team&#039;s community outreach program finally succeeded at finding in {{anonymous|Squidposter}} and {{anonymous|Shouganaina}} replacements for aging manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}, as well as finally setting free the ghost of {{anonymous|DN}}. With a Pot 2 berth in Winter 17, [s4s] has a tough road ahead, but is ready to bring the memes and post-irony back to the cup once again, in a season that has historically been friendlier to the team.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | August 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |Topkek {{goal|38}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|61}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 12, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Topkek {{goal|35}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 14, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|biz}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Nice Grill {{goal|53}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 L<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;2017 4chan Winter Cup&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;TBA&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export 2016 4chan Summer Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z 2016 4chan Summer Cup Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 2015 4chan Winter Cup] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Winter Cup Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 37 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 12<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|9|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 36<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 20<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;15th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=68986 /s4s/ 2016-10-29T18:43:55Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 15th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP! :DDD&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl= {{anonymous|Shouganaina|!!+HJ7qWns8oA}}<br /> {{anonymous|Squidposter|!!f7B52+V5XS3}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=11<br /> |goals=34<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{steady}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7th<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44th<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 22<br /> |d= 10<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 87<br /> |ga= 75<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|5|will be 6 by 2017 Winter}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> |kitaway=S4saway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=S4sthird-2016sc.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> Returning with the same management from winter, despite a declared hiatus, [s4s] entered Summer 16 with high hopes. With /gd/ and /mu/ impossible matchups for the group stage, there were no worrying rivals to keep them up at night. Drawn into Group G, alongside fellow memesters /tv/, previous babby winners /m/, and the /biz/nessmen, [s4s]&#039;s third Summer Cup was a striking reversal from its first. In 2014, [s4s] was a shining beacon of goals in a barren wasteland devoid of hype. In 2016, when the goals flowed like oil from from the ground, [s4s] sat hard on the toughest defense of the group stage, with an average goals per game similar to that of 1.12. In an opening match against /m/, Topkek and Bateman had [s4s] up by two by the 61st minute, but /m/ fought back brilliantly with a 4 minute brace from Alteisen Reise, to end the game 2-2. Undeterred, both teams pressed on and struck down their foes in the following game. This time, /m/ was able to unleash their offense, putting forth a handy 5 goals against /biz/. /tv/ turned out to be smaller guys than the giant robots, and fell 2-1 to [s4s], who were led by another goal each for strikers Topkek and Patrick Bateman. /tv/ laid on a deadly siege in the dying minutes of the game, which led /tv/ to have higher postgame stats, but a missed shot ended the game. [s4s] went into the final day needing not to lose to secure a spot in the knockouts, but /m/ ended /biz/ and /tv/&#039;s hopes in a single fell swoop by delivering /tv/ another 2-1 defeat. This benefited an underprepared [s4s] greatly, as they marched into the pitch against final opponents /biz/ with a newfound confidence. Playing a strange and untested 3-5-2 formation instead of their traditional 4-2-2-2, the team gave a good show against /biz/, doing their best to have fun, rather than win. Unfortunately for /biz/, all work and no play meant they couldn&#039;t keep up with the fresh (from having skipped practice that weekend) [s4s] players, in particular the active midfield, where Silver Center-mid Nice Grill slotted a surprising goal early in the second half to follow Bateman&#039;s goal in the 30th minute. [s4s] left the group stage on 7 points and two goals per game, with two 2-1 wins and a 2-2 draw, second in the group, behind /m/. The tides turned for the team, however, as the memers drew /adv/, a team which had demonstrated a brutally effective offense in the group stage, despite being shown up by /an/ in their third match. [s4s] put forth an extremely disappointing effort for the game, starting with an egregious and amateurish managerial error, symptomatic of a manger looking a little too far into the future, towards retirement, rather than the game at hand. The game opened with a 9th minute Suicide goal, giving [s4s] the chance to make the needed changes to repair their tactics. Unfortunately, the weak start meant [s4s] were unable to capitalize on the first half momentum, and, while they held on for nearly 70 minutes of goalless action, the game was already over by the time Suicide scored his second, and Relationshit gave /adv/ a third in the 86th. The whistle blew on the game, and on [s4s]&#039;s knockout run, with a frustrating 15th place finish. The final weekend of the Summer brought good news alongside the bad, however, as the team&#039;s community outreach program finally succeeded at finding in {{anonymous|Squidposter}} and {{anonymous|Shouganaina}} replacements for aging manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}, as well as finally setting free the ghost of {{anonymous|DN}}. With a Pot 2 berth in Winter 17, [s4s] has a tough road ahead, but is ready to bring the memes and post-irony back to the cup once again, in a season that has historically been friendlier to the team.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | August 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |Topkek {{goal|38}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|61}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 12, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Topkek {{goal|35}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 14, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|biz}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Nice Grill {{goal|53}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 L<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Summer 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 37 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 12<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|9|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 36<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 20<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;15th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=68985 /s4s/ 2016-10-29T18:43:35Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 15th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP! :DDD&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl= {{anonymous|Shouganaina|!!+HJ7qWns8oA}}<br /> {{anonymous|Squidposter|!!f7B52+V5XS3}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=11<br /> |goals=34<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{steady}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7th<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44th<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 22<br /> |d= 10<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 87<br /> |ga= 75<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|5|will be 6 by 2017 Winter}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> |kitaway=S4saway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=S4sthird-2016sc.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> Returning with the same management from winter, despite a declared hiatus, [s4s] entered Summer 16 with high hopes. With /gd/ and /mu/ impossible matchups for the group stage, there were no worrying rivals to keep them up at night. Drawn into Group G, alongside fellow memesters /tv/, previous babby winners /m/, and the /biz/nessmen, [s4s]&#039;s third Summer Cup was a striking reversal from its first. In 2014, [s4s] was a shining beacon of goals in a barren wasteland devoid of hype. In 2016, when the goals flowed like oil from from the ground, [s4s] sat hard on the toughest defense of the group stage, with an average goals per game similar to that of 1.12. In an opening match against /m/, Topkek and Bateman had [s4s] up by two by the 61st minute, but /m/ fought back brilliantly with a 4 minute brace from Alteisen Reise, to end the game 2-2. Undeterred, both teams pressed on and struck down their foes in the following game. This time, /m/ was able to unleash their offense, putting forth a handy 5 goals against /biz/. /tv/ turned out to be smaller guys than the giant robots, and fell 2-1 to [s4s], who were led by another goal each for strikers Topkek and Patrick Bateman. /tv/ laid on a deadly siege in the dying minutes of the game, which led /tv/ to have higher postgame stats, but a missed shot ended the game. [s4s] went into the final day needing not to lose to secure a spot in the knockouts, but /m/ ended /biz/ and /tv/&#039;s hopes in a single fell swoop by delivering /tv/ another 2-1 defeat. This benefited an underprepared [s4s] greatly, as they marched into the pitch against final opponents /biz/ with a newfound confidence. Playing a strange and untested 3-5-2 formation instead of their traditional 4-2-2-2, the team gave a good show against /biz/, doing their best to have fun, rather than win. Unfortunately for /biz/, all work and no play meant they couldn&#039;t keep up with the fresh (from having skipped practice that weekend) [s4s] players, in particular the active midfield, where Silver Center-mid Nice Grill slotted a surprising goal early in the second half to follow Bateman&#039;s goal in the 30th minute. [s4s] left the group stage on 7 points and two goals per game, with two 2-1 wins and a 2-2 draw, second in the group, behind /m/. The tides turned for the team, however, as the memers drew /adv/, a team which had demonstrated a brutally effective offense in the group stage, despite being shown up by /an/ in their third match. [s4s] put forth an extremely disappointing effort for the game, starting with an egregious and amateurish managerial error, symptomatic of a manger looking a little too far into the future, towards retirement, rather than the game at hand. The game opened with a 9th minute Suicide goal, giving [s4s] the chance to make the needed changes to repair their tactics. Unfortunately, the weak start meant [s4s] were unable to capitalize on the first half momentum, and, while they held on for nearly 70 minutes of goalless action, the game was already over by the time Suicide scored his second, and Relationshit gave /adv/ a third in the 86th. The whistle blew on the game, and on [s4s]&#039;s knockout run, with a frustrating 15th place finish. The final weekend of the Summer brought good news alongside the bad, however, as the team&#039;s community outreach program finally succeeded at finding in {{anonymous|Squidposter}} and {{anonymous|Shouganaina}} replacements for aging manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}, as well as finally setting free the ghost of {{anonymous|DN}}. With a Pot 2 berth in Winter 17, [s4s] has a tough road ahead, but is ready to bring the memes and post-irony back to the cup once again, in a season that has historically been friendlier to the team.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | August 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |Topkek {{goal|38}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|61}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 12, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Topkek {{goal|35}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 14, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|biz}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Nice Grill {{goal|53}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 L<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Summer 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 37 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 12<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|9|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 36<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 20<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;15th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=68840 /s4s/ 2016-10-28T07:51:40Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 15th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP! :DDD&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl= {{anonymous|Shouganaina|!!+HJ7qWns8oA}}<br /> {{anonymous|Squidposter|!!f7B52+V5XS3}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=11<br /> |goals=34<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{steady}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7th<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44th<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 22<br /> |d= 10<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 87<br /> |ga= 75<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|5|will be 6 by 2017 Winter}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> |kitaway=S4saway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=S4sthird-2016sc.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> Returning with the same management from winter, despite a declared hiatus, [s4s] entered Summer 16 with high hopes. With /gd/ and /mu/ impossible matchups for the group stage, there were no worrying rivals to keep them up at night. Drawn into Group G, alongside fellow memesters /tv/, previous babby winners /m/, and the /biz/nessmen, [s4s]&#039;s third Summer Cup was a striking reversal from its first. In 2014, [s4s] was a shining beacon of goals in a barren wasteland devoid of hype. In 2016, when the goals flowed like oil from from the ground, [s4s] sat hard on the toughest defense of the group stage, with an average goals per game similar to that of 1.12. In an opening match against /m/, Topkek and Bateman had [s4s] up by two by the 61st minute, but /m/ fought back brilliantly with a 4 minute brace from Alteisen Reise, to end the game 2-2. Undeterred, both teams pressed on and struck down their foes in the following game. This time, /m/ was able to unleash their offense, putting forth a handy 5 goals against /biz/. /tv/ turned out to be smaller guys than the giant robots, and fell 2-1 to [s4s], who were led by another goal each for strikers Topkek and Patrick Bateman. /tv/ laid on a deadly siege in the dying minutes of the game, which led /tv/ to have higher postgame stats, but a missed shot ended the game. [s4s] went into the final day needing not to lose to secure a spot in the knockouts, but /m/ ended /biz/ and /tv/&#039;s hopes in a single fell swoop by delivering /tv/ another 2-1 defeat. This benefited an underprepared [s4s] greatly, as they marched into the pitch against final opponents /biz/ with a newfound confidence. Playing a strange and untested 3-5-2 formation instead of their traditional 4-2-2-2, the team gave a good show against /biz/, doing their best to have fun, rather than win. Unfortunately for /biz/, all work and no play meant they couldn&#039;t keep up with the fresh (from having skipped practice that weekend) [s4s] players, in particular the active midfield, where Silver Center-mid Nice Grill slotted a surprising goal early in the second half to follow Bateman&#039;s goal in the 30th minute. [s4s] left the group stage on 7 points and two goals per game, with two 2-1 wins and a 2-2 draw, second in the group, behind /m/. The tides turned for the team, however, as the memers drew /adv/, a team which had demonstrated a brutally effective offense in the group stage, despite being shown up by /an/ in their third match. [s4s] put forth an extremely disappointing effort for the game, starting with an egregious and amateurish managerial error, symptomatic of a manger looking a little too far into the future, towards retirement, rather than the game at hand. The game opened with a 9th minute Suicide goal, giving [s4s] the chance to make the needed changes to repair their tactics. Unfortunately, the weak start meant [s4s] were unable to capitalize on the first half momentum, and, while they held on for nearly 70 minutes of goalless action, the game was already over by the time Suicide scored his second, and Relationshit gave /adv/ a third in the 86th. The whistle blew on the game, and on [s4s]&#039;s knockout run, with a frustrating 15th place finish. The final weekend of the Summer brought good news alongside the bad, however, as the team&#039;s community outreach program finally succeeded at finding in {{anonymous|Squidposter}} and {{anonymous|Shouganaina}} replacements for aging manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}, as well as finally setting free the ghost of {{anonymous|DN}}. With a Pot 2 berth in Winter 17, [s4s] has a tough road ahead, but is ready to bring the memes and post-irony back to the cup once again, in a season that has historically been friendlier to the team.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Summer 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 37 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 12<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|9|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 36<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 20<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;15th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=68839 /s4s/ 2016-10-28T07:49:37Z <p>Carmastrikes: /* History */</p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 15th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP! :DDD&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl= {{anonymous|Shouganaina|!!+HJ7qWns8oA}}<br /> {{anonymous|Squidposter|!!f7B52+V5XS3}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=11<br /> |goals=34<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{steady}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7th<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44th<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 22<br /> |d= 10<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 87<br /> |ga= 75<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|5|will be 6 by 2017 Winter}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> |kitaway=S4saway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=S4sthird-2016sc.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> Returning with the same management from winter, despite a declared hiatus, [s4s] entered Summer 16 with high hopes. With /gd/ and /mu/ impossible matchups for the group stage, there were no worrying rivals to keep them up at night. Drawn into Group G, alongside fellow memesters /tv/, previous babby winners /m/, and the /biz/nessmen, [s4s]&#039;s third Summer Cup was a striking reversal from its first. In 2014, [s4s] was a shining beacon of goals in a barren wasteland devoid of hype. In 2016, when the goals flowed like oil from from the ground, [s4s] sat hard on the toughest defense of the group stage, with an average goals per game similar to that of 1.12. In an opening match against /m/, Topkek and Bateman had [s4s] up by two by the 61st minute, but /m/ fought back brilliantly with a 4 minute brace from Alteisen Reise, to end the game 2-2. Undeterred, both teams pressed on and struck down their foes in the following game. This time, /m/ was able to unleash their offense, putting forth a handy 5 goals against /biz/. /tv/ turned out to be smaller guys than the giant robots, and fell 2-1 to [s4s], who were led by another goal each for strikers Topkek and Patrick Bateman. /tv/ laid on a deadly siege in the dying minutes of the game, which led /tv/ to have higher postgame stats, but a missed shot ended the game. [s4s] went into the final day needing not to lose to secure a spot in the knockouts, but /m/ ended /biz/ and /tv/&#039;s hopes in a single fell swoop by delivering /tv/ another 2-1 defeat. This benefited an underprepared [s4s] greatly, as they marched into the pitch against final opponents /biz/ with a newfound confidence. Playing a strange and untested 3-5-2 formation instead of their traditional 4-2-2-2, the team gave a good show against /biz/, doing their best to have fun, rather than win. Unfortunately for /biz/, all work and no play meant they couldn&#039;t keep up with the fresh (from having skipped practice that weekend) [s4s] players, in particular the active midfield, where Silver Center-mid Nice Grill slotted a surprising goal early in the second half to follow Bateman&#039;s goal in the 30th minute. [s4s] left the group stage on 7 points and two goals per game, with two 2-1 wins and a 2-2 draw, second in the group, behind /m/. The tides turned for the team, however, as the memers drew /adv/, a team which had demonstrated a brutally effective offense in the group stage, despite being shown up by /an/ in their third match. [s4s] put forth an extremely disappointing effort for the game, starting with an egregious and amateurish managerial error, symptomatic of a manger looking a little too far into the future, towards retirement, rather than the game at hand. The game opened with a 9th minute Suicide goal, giving [s4s] the chance to make the needed changes to repair their tactics. Unfortunately, the weak start meant [s4s] were unable to capitalize on the first half momentum, and, while they held on for nearly 70 minutes of goalless action, the game was already over by the time Suicide scored his second, and Relationshit gave /adv/ a third in the 86th. The whistle blew on the game, and on [s4s]&#039;s knockout run, with a frustrating 15th place finish. The final weekend of the Summer brought good news alongside the bad, however, as the team&#039;s community outreach program finally succeeded in finding not one, but two new replacements for aging manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}, as well as finally setting free the ghost of {{anonymous|DN}}. With a Pot 2 berth in Winter 17, [s4s] has a tough road ahead, but is ready to bring the memes and post-irony back to the cup once again, in a season that has historically been friendlier to the team.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Summer 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 37 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 12<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|9|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 36<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 20<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;15th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=64756 /s4s/ 2016-08-20T23:29:18Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 7th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl=Waiting for verification<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=11<br /> |goals=34<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{decrease|3}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7th<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44th<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 22<br /> |d= 10<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 87<br /> |ga= 75<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|5|will be 6 by 2017 Winter}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> |kitaway=S4saway-2016sc.png<br /> |kit3=S4sthird-2016sc.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Summer 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z A E S T H E T I C S]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 34 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|7|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 30<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=63131 /s4s/ 2016-07-30T19:58:41Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 7th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!3+O+1O66fdJ}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Wiki Editor, Backup Manager, Board Relations}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=31<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{decrease|3}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 19<br /> |d= 9<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 81<br /> |ga= 71<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|4|will be 5 by 2016 Summer}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Summer 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 33 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 26<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 14<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/rho/&diff=60685 /rho/ 2016-06-20T08:12:32Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{4CCGBoardInfobox<br /> |team= rho<br /> |general= yes<br /> |motto= Sit Nomine Digna<br /> |image= Rhodesia<br /> |name= Rhodesia<br /> |date= November 11, 1965<br /> |manager= {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}<br /> |owner= {{Anonymous|Queen Elizabeth II}}<br /> |irl= {{Anonymous|Ian Smith}}<br /> |color1= <br /> |color2= <br /> |bgcolor= <br /> |txtcolor= <br /> |hex= <br /> |color= <br /> |ranking= <br /> |high_ranking= <br /> |high_date= <br /> |low_ranking= <br /> |low_date= <br /> |scorer= <br /> |goals= <br /> |assister= <br /> |assists= <br /> |captain= <br /> |nickname= <br /> |w= 0<br /> |d= 0<br /> |l= 0<br /> |gf= 0<br /> |ga= 0<br /> |win_home= <br /> |win_away= <br /> |win_score_home= <br /> |win_score_away= <br /> |win_date= <br /> |lose_home= <br /> |lose_away= <br /> |lose_score_home= <br /> |lose_score_away= <br /> |lose_date= <br /> |first_home= <br /> |first_away= <br /> |first_score_home= <br /> |first_score_away= <br /> |first_date= <br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxKsjU5Q3A<br /> |a_title= Rise, O Voices of Rhodesia<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCzYLxBK74<br /> |gh_title= Rhodesians Never Die<br /> |althorn1 = <br /> |altgh1_title= <br /> |altgh1_what= <br /> |kithome= <br /> }}<br /> <br /> To defeat the guerrila scum and win independence and secure the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia Breadbasket of Africa] for all her citizens.<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Israel}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZANU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Fackin&#039; Beautiful}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Breadbasket of Africa}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=The Right Arm of the Free World}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Mozambique Drill}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Selous Scouts}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian African Rifles}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian Light Infantry}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=Cecil Rhodes}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Ian Smith {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=South Africa}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZAPU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZIRPA Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Umniati}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Hunyani}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Salisbury not Harare}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Zimbabwe Rhodesia}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Dingo}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Eland}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=The Zambezi}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Hawker Hunter}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=EE Canberra}}<br /> {{sq end}}</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/rho/&diff=60683 /rho/ 2016-06-20T07:55:06Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{4CCGBoardInfobox<br /> |team= rho<br /> |general= yes<br /> |motto= Sit Nomine Digna<br /> |image= Rhodesia<br /> |name= Rhodesia<br /> |date= November 11, 1965<br /> |manager= {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}<br /> |owner= {{Anonymous|Queen Elizabeth II}}<br /> |irl= {{Anonymous|Ian Smith}}<br /> |color1= <br /> |color2= <br /> |bgcolor= <br /> |txtcolor= <br /> |hex= <br /> |color= <br /> |ranking= <br /> |high_ranking= <br /> |high_date= <br /> |low_ranking= <br /> |low_date= <br /> |scorer= <br /> |goals= <br /> |assister= <br /> |assists= <br /> |captain= <br /> |nickname= The Pakis<br /> |w= 0<br /> |d= 0<br /> |l= 0<br /> |gf= 0<br /> |ga= 0<br /> |win_home= <br /> |win_away= <br /> |win_score_home= <br /> |win_score_away= <br /> |win_date= <br /> |lose_home= <br /> |lose_away= <br /> |lose_score_home= <br /> |lose_score_away= <br /> |lose_date= <br /> |first_home= <br /> |first_away= <br /> |first_score_home= <br /> |first_score_away= <br /> |first_date= <br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxKsjU5Q3A<br /> |a_title= Rise, O Voices of Rhodesia<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCzYLxBK74<br /> |gh_title= Rhodesians Never Die<br /> |althorn1 = <br /> |altgh1_title= <br /> |altgh1_what= <br /> |kithome= <br /> }}<br /> <br /> To defeat the guerrila scum and win independence and secure the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia Breadbasket of Africa] for all her citizens.<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Israel}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZANU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Fackin&#039; Beautiful}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Breadbasket of Africa}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=The Right Arm of the Free World}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Mozambique Drill}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Selous Scouts}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian African Rifles}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian Light Infantry}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=Cecil Rhodes}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Ian Smith {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=South Africa}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZAPU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZIRPA Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Umniati}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Hunyani}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Salisbury not Harare}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Zimbabwe Rhodesia}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Dingo}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Eland}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=The Zambezi}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Hawker Hunter}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=EE Canberra}}<br /> {{sq end}}</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/rho/&diff=60682 /rho/ 2016-06-20T07:54:54Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{4CCGBoardInfobox<br /> |team= rho<br /> |general= yes<br /> |motto= Sit Nomine Digna<br /> |image= Rhodesia<br /> |name= Rhodesia<br /> |date= November 11, 1965<br /> |manager= {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}<br /> |owner= {{Anonymous|Queen Elizabeth II}}<br /> |irl= {{Anonymous|Ian Smith}}<br /> |color1= <br /> |color2= <br /> |bgcolor= <br /> |txtcolor= <br /> |hex= <br /> |color= <br /> |ranking= <br /> |high_ranking= <br /> |high_date= <br /> |low_ranking= <br /> |low_date= <br /> |scorer= <br /> |goals= <br /> |assister= <br /> |assists= <br /> |captain= <br /> |nickname= The Pakis<br /> |w= 0<br /> |d= 0<br /> |l= 0<br /> |gf= 0<br /> |ga= 0<br /> |win_home= <br /> |win_away= <br /> |win_score_home= <br /> |win_score_away= <br /> |win_date= <br /> |lose_home= <br /> |lose_away= <br /> |lose_score_home= <br /> |lose_score_away= <br /> |lose_date= <br /> |first_home= <br /> |first_away= <br /> |first_score_home= <br /> |first_score_away= <br /> |first_date= <br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxKsjU5Q3A<br /> |a_title= Rise, O Voices of Rhodesia<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCzYLxBK74<br /> |gh_title= Rhodesians NEver Die<br /> |althorn1 = <br /> |altgh1_title= <br /> |altgh1_what= <br /> |kithome= <br /> }}<br /> <br /> To defeat the guerrila scum and win independence and secure the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia Breadbasket of Africa] for all her citizens.<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Israel}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZANU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Fackin&#039; Beautiful}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Breadbasket of Africa}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=The Right Arm of the Free World}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Mozambique Drill}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Selous Scouts}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian African Rifles}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian Light Infantry}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=Cecil Rhodes}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Ian Smith {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=South Africa}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZAPU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZIRPA Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Umniati}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Hunyani}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Salisbury not Harare}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Zimbabwe Rhodesia}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Dingo}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Eland}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=The Zambezi}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Hawker Hunter}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=EE Canberra}}<br /> {{sq end}}</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/rho/&diff=60681 /rho/ 2016-06-20T07:52:55Z <p>Carmastrikes: /rho/</p> <hr /> <div>{{4CCGBoardInfobox<br /> |team= rho<br /> |general= yes<br /> |motto= Sit Nomine Digna<br /> |image= Rhodesia<br /> |name= Rhodesia<br /> |date= November 11, 1965<br /> |manager= {{anonymous|carmastrikes}}<br /> |owner= {{Anonymous|Queen Elizabeth II}}<br /> |irl= {{Anonymous|Ian Smith}}<br /> |color1= <br /> |color2= <br /> |bgcolor= <br /> |txtcolor= <br /> |hex= <br /> |color= <br /> |ranking= <br /> |high_ranking= <br /> |high_date= <br /> |low_ranking= <br /> |low_date= <br /> |scorer= <br /> |goals= <br /> |assister= <br /> |assists= <br /> |captain= <br /> |nickname= The Pakis<br /> |w= 0<br /> |d= 0<br /> |l= 0<br /> |gf= 0<br /> |ga= 0<br /> |win_home= <br /> |win_away= <br /> |win_score_home= <br /> |win_score_away= <br /> |win_date= <br /> |lose_home= <br /> |lose_away= <br /> |lose_score_home= <br /> |lose_score_away= <br /> |lose_date= <br /> |first_home= <br /> |first_away= <br /> |first_score_home= <br /> |first_score_away= <br /> |first_date= <br /> |anthem= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxKsjU5Q3A<br /> |a_title= Rise, O Voices of Rhodesia<br /> |horn= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCzYLxBK74<br /> |gh_title= Rhodesians NEver Die<br /> |althorn1 = <br /> |altgh1_title= <br /> |altgh1_what= <br /> |kithome= <br /> }}<br /> <br /> To defeat the guerrila scum and win independence and secure the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia Breadbasket of Africa] for all her citizens.<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Israel}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZANU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Fackin&#039; Beautiful}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Breadbasket of Africa}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=The Right Arm of the Free World}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Mozambique Drill}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Selous Scouts}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian African Rifles}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Rhodesian Light Infantry}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=Cecil Rhodes}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Ian Smith {{captain}}}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=South Africa}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZAPU Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=ZIRPA Terrorists}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Umniati}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Hunyani}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Salisbury not Harare}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Zimbabwe Rhodesia}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Dingo}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Operation Eland}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=The Zambezi}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Hawker Hunter}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=EE Canberra}}<br /> {{sq end}}</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=File:Rhodesia.png&diff=60675 File:Rhodesia.png 2016-06-20T07:28:54Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div></div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=File:Coat_of_Arms.svg&diff=60672 File:Coat of Arms.svg 2016-06-20T07:21:33Z <p>Carmastrikes: Coat of Arms</p> <hr /> <div>Coat of Arms</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Multinational_Bowl_1&diff=60671 Multinational Bowl 1 2016-06-20T07:09:00Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=summer<br /> |season2=summer<br /> |tournament=Multinationalb Owl<br /> |image=<br /> |color=<br /> |host=int<br /> |date=TBD<br /> |teams=20<br /> |first=<br /> |second=<br /> |third=<br /> |fourth=<br /> |matches=48<br /> |goals=<br /> |number=<br /> |scorer=<br /> |assister=<br /> |saves=<br /> |yellow=<br /> |red=<br /> |best==<br /> |prev=<br /> |next=<br /> }}<br /> <br /> The &lt;b&gt;Multinationalb Owl&lt;/b&gt; is an invitational tournament scheduled to take place after the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]. The tournament will serve as the 4CC&#039;s equivalent of the World Cup, featuring real and fictional nations alike forming teams in the style of 4chan Cup teams. Due to this invitational having many &quot;international&quot; teams, /int/ will serve as host.<br /> <br /> ==Format==<br /> &lt;b&gt;Twenty&lt;/b&gt; teams will compete in this tournament. Each team will represent a real or fictional nation and will overwrite one of the international teams in PES 2016. Normal cup rules will apply for this tournament. To have an equal representation of real and fictional nations, there will be a maximum of ten teams in each category. These 20 teams will then be drawn into four groups of 5 teams (so two groups will have 3 real and 2 fictional nations, while the other two will have 2 real and 3 fictional nations). The top 2 teams from each group will then advance to the knockout stage.<br /> <br /> ==Requirements==<br /> *Working PES 2016 export, overwriting one of the international teams (meme tactics are highly encouraged)<br /> *Tactics preferably in pastebin format, as we lack the time in the world for live-managing<br /> *Anthem and goalhorn(s)<br /> *At least one outfielder kit and one goalkeeper kit (two outfielder kits recommended)<br /> *Nation&#039;s flag (preferably a 3x5 ratio)<br /> *Team&#039;s page on the wiki<br /> <br /> ==Signups==<br /> ===Real===<br /> # {{team away|aus}} Well I made the export for the team so I guess I&#039;m sort of involved enough to enter on behalf of them. Leave the actual managing to SDA or Kitfag though because &gt;/hanny/<br /> # {{team away|fr}} Are you prêts to receive your dose of meme Français ? Hon hon hon ! [[User:Usermane|Léo/Usermane]] ([[User talk:Usermane|talk]]) 15:04, 19th June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|pak}} because England needs representation. [[User:Rance|Rance]] ([[User talk:Rance|talk]])<br /> # {{team away|csa}} Dag recognizes the CSA as the independent state that it is [[User:Curious Anon|Curious Anon]] ([[User talk:Curious Anon|talk]]) 16:21, 19 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|ireland}} adding for someone who can&#039;t edit the wiki<br /> # {{team away|finland}} someones gotta lose, and remember, AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN [[User:Lazyturd|Lazyturd]] ([[User talk:Lazyturd|talk]]) 17:09, 19 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|usa}} Gonna free the shit out of this invitational. (If anyone wants to help out, come find me) [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]]) 18:05, 19 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # A FUCKING {{team away|leaf}}! [[User:.WEBMarshmallow|.WEBMarshmallow]] ([[User talk:.WEBMarshmallow|talk]]) 23:41, 19 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|Wales}} Wales has a football team? [[User:Alternativeroo|Alternativeroo]] ([[User talk:Alternativeroo|talk]]) 03:00, 20 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|sco}} Thank fuck there aren&#039;t any qualifiers for this cup [[User:Indistrikable|Indistrikable]] ([[User talk:Indistrikable|talk]]) 03:00, 20 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|br}} HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE [[User:PWJP|PWJP]] ([[User talk:PWJP|talk]]) 04:10, 20 June 2016 (UTC))<br /> # {{team away|rho}} desians never die. [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 07:08, 20 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===Fictional===<br /> # {{team away|kanto}} East of the barrier [[User:Resolink|Resolink]] ([[User talk:Resolink|talk]]) 14:49, 19th June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|fryske}} Frisian Kingdom, a forgotten kingdom in the lowlands. De âlde Friezen! ([[User talk:Cat Facts|talk]]) [[User:CatFacts|CatFacts]] ([[User talk:CatFacts|talk]]) 14:53, 19 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|hoenn}} Best region [[User:GerbyMcJ|GerbyMcJ]] ([[User talk:GerbyMcJ|talk]]) 04:01, 20 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|DKC}} Welcome to Dong Country [[User:DrDtroit|DrDtroit]] ([[User talk:DrDtroit|talk]]) 04:13, 20 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|ARS}} Glory to Arstotzka [[User:Heavenly Pond|Heavenly Pond]] ([[User talk:Heavenly Pond|talk]]) 04:57, 20 June 2016 (UTC)<br /> # {{team away|metallica}} Take me back to the metal city where the grass is silver and the girls are lesbians [[User:Metalsappho|Metalsappho]] ([[User talk:Metalsappho|talk]]) 06:34, 20 June 2016 (UTC)</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Rigging_After_Dark&diff=59837 Rigging After Dark 2016-06-12T23:12:28Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>= Rigging After Dark =<br /> <br /> [[Rigging After Dark]] Is a series of hastily assembled exhibition matches where in which teams of the 4CC (minus /mlp/), /vg/ League, and fake teams come to compete against each other once the moon and tensions are high. Matches will take place from June 13th to June 30th. Cards and schedule are subject to change but any and all changes to the schedule will be announced and the matches from that day will take place on the upcoming Saturday/Sunday to allow for the appropriate amount of time to accommodate these matches. Matches will take place 4-6 PM (16:00-18:00) PST (23:00-01:00 UTC).<br /> <br /> <br /> == Rules ==<br /> Live managing is encouraged however limited. Each team will be allowed two time outs, half time changes and subs. Concession timeouts are not unlimited as they also count towards the two timeout limit. Preset changes will not cost a timeout. If /your team/ isn&#039;t /mlp/ or related to it then your squad is practically allowed as long as it passes through the Auto-ATF. Five matches per stream with standard cup settings unless a different setting or stipulation is agreed upon by the managers and can be stated in the corresponding match slot. &#039;&#039;&#039;Please ensure you have an opponent prior to booking a match. Also be considerate to the other teams and don&#039;t book more than 3 matches for one team. This is supposed to give teams that probably wont be playing until autumn maybe even longer a chance to play.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> = Stipulations =<br /> A stipulation could be for example a Loser Leaves Town match where in which the losing manager must retire and will never manage again. This is just an an example. A stipulation could be anything ranging from all manlet teams, GSBB, All Players above 205cm, whatever you can come up with.<br /> <br /> =Dates=<br /> ==June 13th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|13|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|pol}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|fa}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|13|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|13|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|13|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|13|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|f}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mu}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 14th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|14|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|14|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|14|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|14|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|14|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|ddg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|c}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 15th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|15|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|15|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|15|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|15|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|vp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> Set all conditions to red and penalties to ON.<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|15|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|c}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|gd}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 16th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|16|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|fgog}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|domg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> &#039;&#039;Memematch: Goalhorn screamfest&#039;&#039;<br /> *Meme formations for plenty of goals<br /> *Default goalhorn set for everyone for /fgog/<br /> *Both teams in autopilot<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|16|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|u}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|toon}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|16|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|s4s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mu}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|16|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> Extra Time &amp; Benuldies on, we MUST have a winner!<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|16|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|d}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|aco}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 17th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|17|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|tg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|dfg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|17|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|hsg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|gsg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|17|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|17|df=y}}<br /> | event =<br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|f}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> &#039;&#039;Blazin&#039; Tens Yolobowl III&#039;&#039;<br /> *Flip a coin to decide home team.<br /> *Extra time and PKs on.<br /> *Support Range, Defensive Line and Compactness will be set to 10 and kept at 10.<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|17|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|aus}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|hanny}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 18th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|18|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|fit}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|m}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> Stupor Cup match (turn on extra time and benuldies, use Riggly Field)<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|18|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|18|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|kanker}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|metallurgy}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|18|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|18|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 19th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|19|df=y}}<br /> | event = Benuldies and conditions for both teams set to all-purple to properly reflect the state of both cities.<br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|cleveland}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|DET}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|19|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|19|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|19|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|19|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 20th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|20|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|20|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|20|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|ddg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|aog}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|20|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|20|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|hanny}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|l}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 21st==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|21|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|21|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|21|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|21|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|21|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|hsg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|dng}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 22nd==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|22|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 =<br /> | team2 = <br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|22|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|22|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|aog}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|tf2g}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|22|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|22|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|s4s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|f}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 23rd==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|23|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|y}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|uv}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|23|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|23|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|23|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|umr}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|tf2g}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|23|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|his}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|hanny}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 24th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|24|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|vg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vr}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> Benuldies on pls<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|24|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|fgog}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|aog}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|24|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|24|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|24|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|metallurgy}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|ddg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> Metal work is masterwork<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 25th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|25|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|fit}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> All players will be 210 cm.<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|25|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|pol}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|his}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|25|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|rmu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mu}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> My dad has finally kicked me to the curb and made his own team, retro music [[User:SUPERtwinky|SUPERtwinky]] ([[User talk:SUPERtwinky|talk]]) <br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|25|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|25|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = VGL Elite Brawl<br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|igg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|ssbg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 26th==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|26|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|trv}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|n}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|26|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|26|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|26|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = Pokémon 23 vs 23 Battle &lt;br&gt; Please have 6 subs set in the game settings<br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|smugleaf}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|reso}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|26|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 27th RIVALRY DAY PART I==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|27|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|wwe}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wcw}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|27|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|@}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|llsifg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|27|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|gif}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|27|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|vr}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vp}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|27|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|asp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|sp}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 28th RIVALRY DAY PART II==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|28|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|v}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> Benuldies on pls<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|28|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|a}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|jp}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|28|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|w}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|28|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|aco}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wsr}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> Subject to change [Or lack of Exports]<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|28|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|int}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pol}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 29th PREMIERE MATCHES==<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|29|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|r9k}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|soc}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|29|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|u}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|v}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|29|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|trash}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|Seinfeld}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> TRIPLE<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|29|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|sp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|a}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> MAIN<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|29|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|4ccg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|block}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> EVENT<br /> ----<br /> <br /> ==June 30th==<br /> The status of June 30th is questionable but we&#039;re still gonna book matches just in case.<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|30|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|30|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|30|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|30|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date ={{Start date|2016|06|30|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> =Team Slots=<br /> <br /> This is for the new teams without a fixed slot in PES16. &lt;br&gt;<br /> Please claim a spot before making your team to avoid export conflicts. &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> *{{team away|ddg}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;VGL7&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|igg}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;VGL38&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|ssbg}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;VGL39&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|4ccg}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;VGL40&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|trash}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;Backup 20&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|aco}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;{{tt|???| Will probably be Backup 3}}&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|wsr}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;{{tt|???| Will probably be Backup 4}}&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|uv}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;{{tt|Extra 16| Was the spot used for Tag Team Cup 2; if /uv/ management wants to change this go ahead.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|Seinfeld}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;???&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|metallurgy}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;Extra 1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|kanker}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;PES5&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|aus}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;???&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|block}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;{{tt|Extra 8| According to the /co/ Bowl 3 page.}}&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|umr}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;PES6&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|hanny}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;VGL17&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|toon}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;Extra 10&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|reso}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;Extra 17&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> *{{team away|smugleaf}} - &#039;&#039;&#039;Extra 2&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> =Aesthetics=<br /> <br /> If you have any Aesthetics, please submit them here in Aesthetic Export form. &lt;br&gt;<br /> *{{team away|pol}} - http://puu.sh/pqwnn/43c95d4a28.rar</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=55356 /s4s/ 2016-04-23T04:30:02Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 7th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!3+O+1O66fdJ}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Wiki Editor, Backup Manager, Board Relations}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=31<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 9 (&lt;small&gt;{{increase|3}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 19<br /> |d= 9<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 80<br /> |ga= 60<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|4|will be 5 by 2016 Summer}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> Aesthetic Export will be done some time this weekend hopefully<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 33 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 26<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 14<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *Patrick Bateman currently holds the record for fastest double brace in Cup history, with 22 minutes (against /x/ in Winter &#039;15).<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/tvs4s/&diff=54157 /tvs4s/ 2016-04-03T17:47:16Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= tvs4s<br /> |motto= <br /> |name= <br /> |date= <br /> |owner= <br /> |irl= <br /> |color1=<br /> |color2=<br /> |ranking= <br /> |high_ranking= <br /> |high_date= <br /> |low_ranking= <br /> |low_date= <br /> |scorer= N/A<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |goals=0 <br /> |w=0<br /> |d=0<br /> |l=0<br /> |win_home= tvs4s<br /> |win_away= pobiz<br /> |win_score_home= 2<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 March 2015<br /> |lose_home= vpr<br /> |lose_away= tvs4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 2<br /> |lose_score_away= 1<br /> |lose_date= 20 March 2015<br /> |first_home= vpr<br /> |first_away= tvs4s<br /> |first_score_home=2<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 20 March 2015<br /> |hex= <br /> |color= <br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Qi0NfBZRc<br /> |a_title= Fortunate Star<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Tell me about /tvs4s/. Why do they post the memes?<br /> <br /> [https://youtu.be/H5Qi0NfBZRc Anthem]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU Victory Anthem]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [https://youtu.be/vzN3qO-qc8U?t=64 Patrick Bateman Horn]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A For You Horn]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8 Real Human Bean Horn]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8 Regular Goalhorn]<br /> <br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=LE TOUCAN HAS ARRIVED}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=JDIMSA}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=#Rude}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=Capeshit}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=&gt;THE LEGO MOVIE}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Sheev}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=[s4s]-tan}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=FOR YOU}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Real Human Being}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=Patrick Bateman [[File:captain.png]]}}<br /> <br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Ruse muse}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=High Ground}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Cleganebowl}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=LITTLE WHITE DICKS}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=Mortdecai}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Dan &quot;The Man&quot; Schneider}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Offbyone Kenobi}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Vietnam Fucking Shits}}<br /> {{sq end}}</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/tvs4s/&diff=54139 /tvs4s/ 2016-04-03T05:03:40Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= tvs4s<br /> |motto= <br /> |name= <br /> |date= <br /> |owner= <br /> |irl= <br /> |color1=<br /> |color2=<br /> |ranking= <br /> |high_ranking= <br /> |high_date= <br /> |low_ranking= <br /> |low_date= <br /> |scorer= N/A<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |goals=0 <br /> |w=0<br /> |d=0<br /> |l=0<br /> |win_home= tvs4s<br /> |win_away= pobiz<br /> |win_score_home= 2<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 March 2015<br /> |lose_home= vpr<br /> |lose_away= tvs4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 2<br /> |lose_score_away= 1<br /> |lose_date= 20 March 2015<br /> |first_home= vpr<br /> |first_away= tvs4s<br /> |first_score_home=2<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 20 March 2015<br /> |hex= <br /> |color= <br /> }}<br /> <br /> Tell me about /tvs4s/. Why do they post the memes?<br /> <br /> [https://youtu.be/H5Qi0NfBZRc Anthem]&lt;br&gt;<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU Victory Anthem]<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=LE TOUCAN HAS ARRIVED}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=JDIMSA}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=#Rude}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=Capeshit}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=&gt;THE LEGO MOVIE}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Sheev}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=[s4s]-tan}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=FOR YOU}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Real Human Being}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=Patrick Bateman [[File:captain.png]]}}<br /> <br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Ruse muse}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=High Ground}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Cleganebowl}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=LITTLE WHITE DICKS}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=Mortdecai}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Dan &quot;The Man&quot; Schneider}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Offbyone Kenobi}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Vietnam Fucking Shits}}<br /> {{sq end}}</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Tag_Team_Cup_2&diff=53969 Tag Team Cup 2 2016-04-01T01:07:14Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=spring<br /> |season2=spring<br /> |tournament=Tag Team Cup 2<br /> |image=Tag_Team_2016_logo<br /> |color=<br /> |dates=2nd, 3rd, 9th, 10th April, 2016<br /> |host=wu<br /> |teams=10<br /> |prev=Tag Team Cup<br /> |next=Tag Team Cup 3<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A follow up to the first [[Tag Team Cup]], Tag Team Cup 2 is an invitational tournament most likely taking place on the 2nd, 3rd, 9th, and 10th April, 2016 (tentative dates that are subject to change depending on how participating managers feel regarding the newly planned fetus cup). Teams competing in this tournament are formed by two 4chan boards, and jointly managed by the management of both boards. Teams are built with one gold player and four silver players, with the gold player representing a combination of the two boards. The rosters can be entirely new, a mix of new players and existing ones or a simple mashup of two boards current rosters - the decision is left to managers of each team.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The tournament will be hosted by [[User:CaptPlanet|CaptainPlanet]], most likely on his {{greentext|shitbox}}. All match days will start at 17UTC, i.e. the usual Cup Time.<br /> <br /> ==Competitors==<br /> *{{team away|mugd}}<br /> *{{team away|fitn}}<br /> *{{team away|tvs4s}}<br /> *{{team away|anco}}<br /> *{{team away|xd}}<br /> *{{team away|mtg}}<br /> *{{team away|wu}}<br /> *{{team away|uv}}<br /> *{{team away|bol}}<br /> *{{team away|fvp}}<br /> <br /> ==Requirements==<br /> ===Obligatory===<br /> * A working PES16 export<br /> * An anthem<br /> * At least one goalhorn<br /> * At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended<br /> * Team logo <br /> ===Highly encouraged===<br /> * Team page on the wiki<br /> * Mini-logo for the wiki<br /> * Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)<br /> ===Discouraged===<br /> * Time consuming live managing<br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> Most normal Cup rules regarding exports will apply: height brackets - complete with height abuse penalties, card limit (1 for GKs, 2 for non-medals, 3 for silvers, 4 for golds, free captaincy) etc. The sole exception is the use of GSSSS system instead of GGSS. A special build of AATF is available [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Auto-ATF|here]].&lt;br&gt;<br /> The game will be set to 10 minutes halves on superstar AI, with 3 subs, random conditioning, injuries on, emotions off.&lt;br&gt;<br /> There are no specific rules regarding timeouts as they are at host&#039;s discretion. In theory this means the amount of timeouts is unlimited, in praxis the host has the right to ignore you should you spend too much time adjusting things on air.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nightly exports will be accepted and are encouraged but pre-game sliders changes will be allowed. Adjusting formations on air is not strictly forbidden but it&#039;s the first step to making the host disregard your instructions further down the stretch.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Please note that should rule changes for Spring get announced at least 24h prior to the first match day of Tag Team Cup 2 the tournament will also apply all of them.&#039;&#039;&#039; If they will get announced after the managers will submit their exports TTC2 staff will take care of editing the stats and the like.<br /> <br /> ==Format==<br /> TTC2 will use a round robin format, with 2 groups consisting of 5 teams (meaning each team gets to play 4 guaranteed games). Top 3 teams from both groups will advance to the knockouts, with 1st place teams being seeded and thus advancing directly to the semis, while teams which finished 2nd and 3rd will play in the equivalent of quarterfinals.<br /> <br /> ==Group Stage==<br /> &#039;&#039;All times UTC&#039;&#039;<br /> ===Group A===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team 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attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ===Group B===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team 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| report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ==Exports==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;The deadline for the tactical and aesthetics exports is March 31st, 23:59 UTC.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> Teams to overwrite:<br /> <br /> Extra 9: {{team away|mugd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/p3uc8sgkd274xs2/MUGD+Export.rar Wall of Patrician] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: Screw the rules I have green hair &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 10: {{team away|fitn}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?vkk5gmanowu61su&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 11: {{team away|tvs4s}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1pej/08bf06683f more late, less shit.]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://puu.sh/o1quj/55d7514cb8.zip {{greentext|We}} might have had the latest export, but {{greentext|we}} won&#039;t have the latest aesthetics. Only the most broken.]&lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 12: {{team away|anco}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?by7khvkj26i9unv &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 13: {{team away|xd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/c9wzw2n8cb59vtl/xd.rar Spook &#039;em, Dickgirl]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/8so4c2ckdrx5miu/XD_Tag_Team_Cup_2_Aesthetic_Export.rar Spooky Sexy Aliums]&lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 14: {{team away|mtg}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1hju/23f4b6d977 Shuffled, stacked, mana-woven, and otherwise rigged in every way possible]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 15: {{team away|wu}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/60nnxxoxh3h1g5w/TEXPORT00000000 Export] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 16: {{team away|uv}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [https://mega.nz/#!2QFi0RRZ!oMYE_3G_KE62o9NH22VJTGxWV6wqLeJibf37am97D5w memes] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8d3ba9pfu8g3zr/uv+Aesthetics+Send+Help+Edition.rar Another big meme] &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 17: {{team away|bol}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1jg7/ca2f7c06bf.rar muh bike]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 18: {{team away|fvp}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/33we9550cqb558f/TEXPORT00000013 Tictacs] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Tag_Team_Cup_2&diff=53968 Tag Team Cup 2 2016-04-01T00:43:16Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=spring<br /> |season2=spring<br /> |tournament=Tag Team Cup 2<br /> |image=Tag_Team_2016_logo<br /> |color=<br /> |dates=2nd, 3rd, 9th, 10th April, 2016<br /> |host=wu<br /> |teams=10<br /> |prev=Tag Team Cup<br /> |next=Tag Team Cup 3<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A follow up to the first [[Tag Team Cup]], Tag Team Cup 2 is an invitational tournament most likely taking place on the 2nd, 3rd, 9th, and 10th April, 2016 (tentative dates that are subject to change depending on how participating managers feel regarding the newly planned fetus cup). Teams competing in this tournament are formed by two 4chan boards, and jointly managed by the management of both boards. Teams are built with one gold player and four silver players, with the gold player representing a combination of the two boards. The rosters can be entirely new, a mix of new players and existing ones or a simple mashup of two boards current rosters - the decision is left to managers of each team.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The tournament will be hosted by [[User:CaptPlanet|CaptainPlanet]], most likely on his {{greentext|shitbox}}. All match days will start at 17UTC, i.e. the usual Cup Time.<br /> <br /> ==Competitors==<br /> *{{team away|mugd}}<br /> *{{team away|fitn}}<br /> *{{team away|tvs4s}}<br /> *{{team away|anco}}<br /> *{{team away|xd}}<br /> *{{team away|mtg}}<br /> *{{team away|wu}}<br /> *{{team away|uv}}<br /> *{{team away|bol}}<br /> *{{team away|fvp}}<br /> <br /> ==Requirements==<br /> ===Obligatory===<br /> * A working PES16 export<br /> * An anthem<br /> * At least one goalhorn<br /> * At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended<br /> * Team logo <br /> ===Highly encouraged===<br /> * Team page on the wiki<br /> * Mini-logo for the wiki<br /> * Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)<br /> ===Discouraged===<br /> * Time consuming live managing<br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> Most normal Cup rules regarding exports will apply: height brackets - complete with height abuse penalties, card limit (1 for GKs, 2 for non-medals, 3 for silvers, 4 for golds, free captaincy) etc. The sole exception is the use of GSSSS system instead of GGSS. A special build of AATF is available [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Auto-ATF|here]].&lt;br&gt;<br /> The game will be set to 10 minutes halves on superstar AI, with 3 subs, random conditioning, injuries on, emotions off.&lt;br&gt;<br /> There are no specific rules regarding timeouts as they are at host&#039;s discretion. In theory this means the amount of timeouts is unlimited, in praxis the host has the right to ignore you should you spend too much time adjusting things on air.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nightly exports will be accepted and are encouraged but pre-game sliders changes will be allowed. Adjusting formations on air is not strictly forbidden but it&#039;s the first step to making the host disregard your instructions further down the stretch.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Please note that should rule changes for Spring get announced at least 24h prior to the first match day of Tag Team Cup 2 the tournament will also apply all of them.&#039;&#039;&#039; If they will get announced after the managers will submit their exports TTC2 staff will take care of editing the stats and the like.<br /> <br /> ==Format==<br /> TTC2 will use a round robin format, with 2 groups consisting of 5 teams (meaning each team gets to play 4 guaranteed games). Top 3 teams from both groups will advance to the knockouts, with 1st place teams being seeded and thus advancing directly to the semis, while teams which finished 2nd and 3rd will play in the equivalent of quarterfinals.<br /> <br /> ==Group Stage==<br /> &#039;&#039;All times UTC&#039;&#039;<br /> ===Group A===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ===Group B===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ==Exports==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;The deadline for the tactical and aesthetics exports is March 31st, 23:59 UTC.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> Teams to overwrite:<br /> <br /> Extra 9: {{team away|mugd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/p3uc8sgkd274xs2/MUGD+Export.rar Wall of Patrician] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: Screw the rules I have green hair &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 10: {{team away|fitn}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?vkk5gmanowu61su&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 11: {{team away|tvs4s}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1pej/08bf06683f more late, less shit.]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: In a mo&lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 12: {{team away|anco}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?by7khvkj26i9unv &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 13: {{team away|xd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/c9wzw2n8cb59vtl/xd.rar Spook &#039;em, Dickgirl]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/8so4c2ckdrx5miu/XD_Tag_Team_Cup_2_Aesthetic_Export.rar Spooky Sexy Aliums]&lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 14: {{team away|mtg}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1hju/23f4b6d977 Shuffled, stacked, mana-woven, and otherwise rigged in every way possible]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 15: {{team away|wu}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/60nnxxoxh3h1g5w/TEXPORT00000000 Export] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 16: {{team away|uv}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [https://mega.nz/#!2QFi0RRZ!oMYE_3G_KE62o9NH22VJTGxWV6wqLeJibf37am97D5w memes] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8d3ba9pfu8g3zr/uv+Aesthetics+Send+Help+Edition.rar Another big meme] &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 17: {{team away|bol}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1jg7/ca2f7c06bf.rar muh bike]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 18: {{team away|fvp}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/33we9550cqb558f/TEXPORT00000013 Tictacs] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Tag_Team_Cup_2&diff=53962 Tag Team Cup 2 2016-04-01T00:06:05Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=spring<br /> |season2=spring<br /> |tournament=Tag Team Cup 2<br /> |image=Tag_Team_2016_logo<br /> |color=<br /> |dates=2nd, 3rd, 9th, 10th April, 2016<br /> |host=wu<br /> |teams=10<br /> |prev=Tag Team Cup<br /> |next=Tag Team Cup 3<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A follow up to the first [[Tag Team Cup]], Tag Team Cup 2 is an invitational tournament most likely taking place on the 2nd, 3rd, 9th, and 10th April, 2016 (tentative dates that are subject to change depending on how participating managers feel regarding the newly planned fetus cup). Teams competing in this tournament are formed by two 4chan boards, and jointly managed by the management of both boards. Teams are built with one gold player and four silver players, with the gold player representing a combination of the two boards. The rosters can be entirely new, a mix of new players and existing ones or a simple mashup of two boards current rosters - the decision is left to managers of each team.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The tournament will be hosted by [[User:CaptPlanet|CaptainPlanet]], most likely on his {{greentext|shitbox}}. All match days will start at 17UTC, i.e. the usual Cup Time.<br /> <br /> ==Competitors==<br /> *{{team away|mugd}}<br /> *{{team away|fitn}}<br /> *{{team away|tvs4s}}<br /> *{{team away|anco}}<br /> *{{team away|xd}}<br /> *{{team away|mtg}}<br /> *{{team away|wu}}<br /> *{{team away|uv}}<br /> *{{team away|bol}}<br /> *{{team away|fvp}}<br /> <br /> ==Requirements==<br /> ===Obligatory===<br /> * A working PES16 export<br /> * An anthem<br /> * At least one goalhorn<br /> * At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended<br /> * Team logo <br /> ===Highly encouraged===<br /> * Team page on the wiki<br /> * Mini-logo for the wiki<br /> * Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)<br /> ===Discouraged===<br /> * Time consuming live managing<br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> Most normal Cup rules regarding exports will apply: height brackets - complete with height abuse penalties, card limit (1 for GKs, 2 for non-medals, 3 for silvers, 4 for golds, free captaincy) etc. The sole exception is the use of GSSSS system instead of GGSS. A special build of AATF is available [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Auto-ATF|here]].&lt;br&gt;<br /> The game will be set to 10 minutes halves on superstar AI, with 3 subs, random conditioning, injuries on, emotions off.&lt;br&gt;<br /> There are no specific rules regarding timeouts as they are at host&#039;s discretion. In theory this means the amount of timeouts is unlimited, in praxis the host has the right to ignore you should you spend too much time adjusting things on air.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nightly exports will be accepted and are encouraged but pre-game sliders changes will be allowed. Adjusting formations on air is not strictly forbidden but it&#039;s the first step to making the host disregard your instructions further down the stretch.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Please note that should rule changes for Spring get announced at least 24h prior to the first match day of Tag Team Cup 2 the tournament will also apply all of them.&#039;&#039;&#039; If they will get announced after the managers will submit their exports TTC2 staff will take care of editing the stats and the like.<br /> <br /> ==Format==<br /> TTC2 will use a round robin format, with 2 groups consisting of 5 teams (meaning each team gets to play 4 guaranteed games). Top 3 teams from both groups will advance to the knockouts, with 1st place teams being seeded and thus advancing directly to the semis, while teams which finished 2nd and 3rd will play in the equivalent of quarterfinals.<br /> <br /> ==Group Stage==<br /> &#039;&#039;All times UTC&#039;&#039;<br /> ===Group A===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team 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attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ===Group B===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 18:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD2}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD5}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ==Exports==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;The deadline for the tactical and aesthetics exports is March 31st, 23:59 UTC.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> Teams to overwrite:<br /> <br /> Extra 9: {{team away|mugd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/p3uc8sgkd274xs2/MUGD+Export.rar Wall of Patrician] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: Screw the rules I have green hair &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 10: {{team away|fitn}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?vkk5gmanowu61su&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 11: {{team away|tvs4s}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1mXl/28685df63a shit.]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 12: {{team away|anco}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?by7khvkj26i9unv &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 13: {{team away|xd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/c9wzw2n8cb59vtl/xd.rar Spook &#039;em, Dickgirl]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/8so4c2ckdrx5miu/XD_Tag_Team_Cup_2_Aesthetic_Export.rar Spooky Sexy Aliums]&lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 14: {{team away|mtg}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1hju/23f4b6d977 Shuffled, stacked, mana-woven, and otherwise rigged in every way possible]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 15: {{team away|wu}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/60nnxxoxh3h1g5w/TEXPORT00000000 Export] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 16: {{team away|uv}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [https://mega.nz/#!2QFi0RRZ!oMYE_3G_KE62o9NH22VJTGxWV6wqLeJibf37am97D5w memes] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8d3ba9pfu8g3zr/uv+Aesthetics+Send+Help+Edition.rar Another big meme] &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 17: {{team away|bol}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1jg7/ca2f7c06bf.rar muh bike]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 18: {{team away|fvp}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/33we9550cqb558f/TEXPORT00000013 Tictacs] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Tag_Team_Cup_2&diff=53960 Tag Team Cup 2 2016-04-01T00:04:28Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=spring<br /> |season2=spring<br /> |tournament=Tag Team Cup 2<br /> |image=Tag_Team_2016_logo<br /> |color=<br /> |dates=2nd, 3rd, 9th, 10th April, 2016<br /> |host=wu<br /> |teams=10<br /> |prev=Tag Team Cup<br /> |next=Tag Team Cup 3<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A follow up to the first [[Tag Team Cup]], Tag Team Cup 2 is an invitational tournament most likely taking place on the 2nd, 3rd, 9th, and 10th April, 2016 (tentative dates that are subject to change depending on how participating managers feel regarding the newly planned fetus cup). Teams competing in this tournament are formed by two 4chan boards, and jointly managed by the management of both boards. Teams are built with one gold player and four silver players, with the gold player representing a combination of the two boards. The rosters can be entirely new, a mix of new players and existing ones or a simple mashup of two boards current rosters - the decision is left to managers of each team.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The tournament will be hosted by [[User:CaptPlanet|CaptainPlanet]], most likely on his {{greentext|shitbox}}. All match days will start at 17UTC, i.e. the usual Cup Time.<br /> <br /> ==Competitors==<br /> *{{team away|mugd}}<br /> *{{team away|fitn}}<br /> *{{team away|tvs4s}}<br /> *{{team away|anco}}<br /> *{{team away|xd}}<br /> *{{team away|mtg}}<br /> *{{team away|wu}}<br /> *{{team away|uv}}<br /> *{{team away|bol}}<br /> *{{team away|fvp}}<br /> <br /> ==Requirements==<br /> ===Obligatory===<br /> * A working PES16 export<br /> * An anthem<br /> * At least one goalhorn<br /> * At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended<br /> * Team logo <br /> ===Highly encouraged===<br /> * Team page on the wiki<br /> * Mini-logo for the wiki<br /> * Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)<br /> ===Discouraged===<br /> * Time consuming live managing<br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> Most normal Cup rules regarding exports will apply: height brackets - complete with height abuse penalties, card limit (1 for GKs, 2 for non-medals, 3 for silvers, 4 for golds, free captaincy) etc. The sole exception is the use of GSSSS system instead of GGSS. A special build of AATF is available [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Auto-ATF|here]].&lt;br&gt;<br /> The game will be set to 10 minutes halves on superstar AI, with 3 subs, random conditioning, injuries on, emotions off.&lt;br&gt;<br /> There are no specific rules regarding timeouts as they are at host&#039;s discretion. In theory this means the amount of timeouts is unlimited, in praxis the host has the right to ignore you should you spend too much time adjusting things on air.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nightly exports will be accepted and are encouraged but pre-game sliders changes will be allowed. Adjusting formations on air is not strictly forbidden but it&#039;s the first step to making the host disregard your instructions further down the stretch.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Please note that should rule changes for Spring get announced at least 24h prior to the first match day of Tag Team Cup 2 the tournament will also apply all of them.&#039;&#039;&#039; If they will get announced after the managers will submit their exports TTC2 staff will take care of editing the stats and the like.<br /> <br /> ==Format==<br /> TTC2 will use a round robin format, with 2 groups consisting of 5 teams (meaning each team gets to play 4 guaranteed games). Top 3 teams from both groups will advance to the knockouts, with 1st place teams being seeded and thus advancing directly to the semis, while teams which finished 2nd and 3rd will play in the equivalent of quarterfinals.<br /> <br /> ==Group Stage==<br /> &#039;&#039;All times UTC&#039;&#039;<br /> ===Group A===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group-5/1|TBD1|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/2|TBD2|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/3|TBD3|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/4|TBD4|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group-5/5|TBD5|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD1}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:30<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD3}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD4}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD1}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|02|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 19:30<br /> | team1 = {{team 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attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|03|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 20:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD4}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD2}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|04|09|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = 17:00<br /> | team1 = {{team home|TBD5}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|TBD3}}<br /> | score = <br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> 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http://puu.sh/o1mXl/28685df63a<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 12: {{team away|anco}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: https://www.mediafire.com/?by7khvkj26i9unv &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 13: {{team away|xd}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/c9wzw2n8cb59vtl/xd.rar Spook &#039;em, Dickgirl]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/8so4c2ckdrx5miu/XD_Tag_Team_Cup_2_Aesthetic_Export.rar Spooky Sexy Aliums]&lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 14: {{team away|mtg}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1hju/23f4b6d977 Shuffled, stacked, mana-woven, and otherwise rigged in every way possible]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 15: {{team away|wu}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/60nnxxoxh3h1g5w/TEXPORT00000000 Export] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 16: {{team away|uv}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [https://mega.nz/#!2QFi0RRZ!oMYE_3G_KE62o9NH22VJTGxWV6wqLeJibf37am97D5w memes] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8d3ba9pfu8g3zr/uv+Aesthetics+Send+Help+Edition.rar Another big meme] &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 17: {{team away|bol}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://puu.sh/o1jg7/ca2f7c06bf.rar muh bike]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;<br /> ----<br /> Extra 18: {{team away|fvp}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> Export: [http://www.mediafire.com/download/33we9550cqb558f/TEXPORT00000013 Tictacs] &lt;br&gt;<br /> Aesthetics: &lt;br&gt;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=53789 /s4s/ 2016-03-28T03:02:18Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a 7th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!3+O+1O66fdJ}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Wiki Editor, Backup Manager, Board Relations}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=31<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 9 (&lt;small&gt;{{increase|3}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= 7<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= 44<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 19<br /> |d= 9<br /> |l= 15<br /> |gf= 80<br /> |ga= 60<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= {{tt|4|will be 5 by 2016 Summer}}<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= 5th<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= 5th<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams&#039; [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}&#039;s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being &#039;&#039;seemed&#039;&#039;. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 6, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |Topkek {{goal|14}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> Aesthetic Export will be done some time this weekend hopefully<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 33 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 26<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 14<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;7th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *Patrick Bateman currently holds the record for fastest double brace in Cup history, with 22 minutes (against /x/ in Winter &#039;15).<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=User:Carmastrikes&diff=53653 User:Carmastrikes 2016-03-24T19:29:29Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;s&gt;Co&lt;/s&gt;manager for /s4s/<br /> <br /> &quot;carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters&quot; - Anon, 2015<br /> <br /> ==Record==<br /> [s4s]&#039;s Record since I joined: 8-2-4 (W-D-L)<br /> <br /> /wtg/&#039;s Record during my tenure: 1-1-1<br /> <br /> Combined Livemanaging: 2-2-3<br /> <br /> ==Streams/Invitationals==<br /> twitch: trixieunicorn<br /> <br /> hitbox: carmastrikes <br /> <br /> [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]<br /> <br /> [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]<br /> <br /> ==Contact Me==<br /> Skype: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> Steam: carmawithac<br /> <br /> I&#039;m usually in IRC, too (&quot;carma&quot; triggers me no matter what).<br /> <br /> ==Spring 2016 Rule Change Tests==<br /> <br /> Full writeup here: http://puu.sh/nRxFZ/41d7edb062.txt<br /> <br /> Warning: A lot of puushes inside puushes.<br /> <br /> Note: <br /> *The cards are not hugely important. I do think, however, that more cards, especially on medals, can improve the visual excitement of the game.<br /> *Keepers should be kept at the same stats as the nonmedals. Any higher and they start to save things that it feels like the shouldn&#039;t.<br /> */k/ isn&#039;t horrible on good sliders, which they had for this cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Summary of Changes&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *Nonmedals have had their stats changed to flat 81<br /> *Silvers have been changed to flat 90, to stay between Gold and Nonmedal<br /> *Golds are unchanged<br /> *Keepers are 81 in all non-goalkeeping stats, with 86 in Keeper-relevant ones<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Goal of the Tests&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *To reduce spaghetti by nonmedals (outfield and keepers)<br /> *To improve cohesion between nonmedals and medals<br /> *Improving passing as well as positioning<br /> *To make the gameplay look more intelligent<br /> *To maintain the Gold-Silver-Nonmedal harmony that we&#039;ve seen in previous PES iterations<br /> *To be subtle enough changes to prevent pinballing (when the ball moves very fast from one end of the pitch to another and back, because players can pass well but not produce anything due to the defense being too good)<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Results of the Tests&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *Spaghetti is reduced<br /> *Actual plays can be made with fewer fuckups, improved defense actually makes them work for it too<br /> *Nonmedals are still worse than Silvers, who are worse than Golds (In some other tests the compression was too great and the difference was negligible)<br /> *Pinballing is reduced, while passes are improved.<br /> *The ball still gets stuck in the box, albeit less often, but only a proper AI patch will fix that fully.<br /> *It&#039;s hard to say for sure, without having tested truly bad teams, but the good teams looked good and played well, so there&#039;s no reason to assume they would be beaten by bad teams without getting unlucky.<br /> *Keepers are ever so slightly too good.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Recommendations Based on the Tests&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *83/91/99 was also tested, and looked similar gameplay-wise, so I say the smaller change should be favorable if they both achieve very similar results<br /> *Keepers need not be buffed individually from Nonmedals. The improvements in defense combined with flat 81 keepers should be plenty to reduce goals but not irresponsibly so.<br /> *Harlock still sounds more promising than this, but if Harlock were to fall through for whatever reason, I suggest we use 81/90/99 instead of 77/88/99 as a fallback plan.<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Comments&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=User:Carmastrikes&diff=53652 User:Carmastrikes 2016-03-24T19:25:30Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;s&gt;Co&lt;/s&gt;manager for /s4s/<br /> <br /> &quot;carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters&quot; - Anon, 2015<br /> <br /> ==Record==<br /> [s4s]&#039;s Record since I joined: 8-2-4 (W-D-L)<br /> <br /> /wtg/&#039;s Record during my tenure: 1-1-1<br /> <br /> Combined Livemanaging: 2-2-3<br /> <br /> ==Streams/Invitationals==<br /> twitch: trixieunicorn<br /> <br /> hitbox: carmastrikes <br /> <br /> [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]<br /> <br /> [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]<br /> <br /> ==Contact Me==<br /> Skype: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> Steam: carmawithac<br /> <br /> I&#039;m usually in IRC, too (&quot;carma&quot; triggers me no matter what).<br /> <br /> ==Spring 2016 Rule Change Tests==<br /> <br /> Full writeup here: http://puu.sh/nRxFZ/41d7edb062.txt<br /> <br /> Warning: A lot of puushes inside puushes.<br /> <br /> Note: <br /> *The cards are not hugely important. I do think, however, that more cards, especially on medals, can improve the visual excitement of the game.<br /> *Keepers should be kept at the same stats as the nonmedals. Any higher and they start to save things that it feels like the shouldn&#039;t.<br /> */k/ isn&#039;t horrible on good sliders, which they had for this cup.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Summary of Changes&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *Nonmedals have had their stats changed to flat 81<br /> *Silvers have been changed to flat 90, to stay between Gold and Nonmedal<br /> *Golds are unchanged<br /> *Keepers are 81 in all non-goalkeeping stats, with 86 in Keeper-relevant ones<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Goal of the Tests&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *To reduce spaghetti by nonmedals (outfield and keepers)<br /> *To improve cohesion between nonmedals and medals<br /> *Improving passing as well as positioning<br /> *To make the gameplay look more intelligent<br /> *To maintain the Gold-Silver-Nonmedal harmony that we&#039;ve seen in previous PES iterations<br /> *To be subtle enough changes to prevent pinballing (when the ball moves very fast from one end of the pitch to another and back, because players can pass well but not produce anything due to the defense being too good)<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Results of the Tests&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *Spaghetti is reduced<br /> *Actual plays can be made with fewer fuckups, improved defense actually makes them work for it too<br /> *Nonmedals are still worse than Silvers, who are worse than Golds (In some other tests the compression was too great and the difference was negligible)<br /> *Pinballing is reduced, while passes are improved.<br /> *The ball still gets stuck in the box, albeit less often, but only a proper AI patch will fix that fully.<br /> *It&#039;s hard to say for sure, without having tested truly bad teams, but the good teams looked good and played well, so there&#039;s no reason to assume they would be beaten by bad teams without getting unlucky.<br /> *Keepers are ever so slightly too good.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;u&gt;Recommendations Based on the Tests&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big/&gt;<br /> *83/91/99 was also tested, and looked similar gameplay-wise, so I say the smaller change should be favorable if they both achieve very similar results<br /> *Keepers need not be buffed individually from Nonmedals. The improvements in defense combined with flat 81 keepers should be plenty to reduce goals but not irresponsibly so.<br /> *Harlock still sounds more promising than this, but if Harlock were to fall through for whatever reason, I suggest we use 81/90/99 instead of 77/88/99 as a fallback plan.</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Spring_2016_Rule_Changes&diff=53612 Spring 2016 Rule Changes 2016-03-23T23:17:39Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>After a long unannounced (we&#039;re very sorry about that) discussion on potential rule changes for the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] at the official IRC channel, it is basically still a mess on what the [[4CCC]] should decide on. To streamline all these ideas and testing there is this dedicated wiki page for it.<br /> <br /> So if you think you know what you&#039;re doing, please add a new level 2 Heading on this page with a link to your own special page for your testing. You can add a small summary on this page for your proposals if you want. <br /> * On your own testing page please describe what you think is currently broken and/or can be improved below the first header.<br /> * Then add another header with the list of fixes/improvements, also please add what you think your fixes/improvements will achieve. Also add links to external patches you have used below this section.<br /> * The third header will be a collection of test data, this can be a link to your test tournament, a spreadsheet with a lot of test data, or whatever you prefer, as long as it is clear what you have tried and done. Keep in mind that video evidence is a massive bonus.<br /> * The fourth header will be used to draw conclusions from your rules, do your rule changes result in the scorelines, statistics and whatnot you expected.<br /> * The last/fifth header will be used for comments from other people on your tests. Please try to keep the discussions civil.<br /> <br /> Keep in mind that the more test data you have, it does not necessarily becomes better, so keep the quality of tests in mind. Running 2 different teams a 100 times with the same formation and tactics for both rulesets is not automatically better than 20 properly set up individual games. Also do keep in mind you (or someone else) will also have to test, so no proposals with no test data and just ideas. You can still add your own proposals before you have any test data though.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;The deadline for this is not yet known. Any proposals that are not on this page will not be taken into consideration.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ==&lt;nowiki&gt;=Tony&#039;s This Will Fix Everything Ruleset (example)=&lt;/nowiki&gt;==<br /> <br /> Short summary on rules. (link to own page)<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;The next sections would be on your own page:&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==What is broken==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> * Everything is broken.<br /> * AI sucks.<br /> It&#039;s just bad now, /j/ didn&#039;t even win Winter.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Proposed changes==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> * Make everyone 99 stats.<br /> If the AI is at max stats, everything should be fine, right?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Test data==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> (link to Google Spreadsheet with test data)<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Conclusions==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> As one can see from the test data the scorelines have returned to normal.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Comments==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> :Amazing idea. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 19:25, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree with this guy. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 19:25, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> = Add your own ideas below this header following the guide at the top =<br /> <br /> ==&lt;nowiki&gt;=JohnnyBravo&#039;s 82/88/94 Tests=&lt;/nowiki&gt;==<br /> [[User: Johnnybravo|Like it says in the title]]<br /> <br /> ==81/90/99 as Tested by Carmastrikes==<br /> <br /> [[User: Carmastrikes#Spring_2016_Rule_Change_Tests|There&#039;s a full puu.sh writeup here.]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Spring_2016_Rule_Changes&diff=53611 Spring 2016 Rule Changes 2016-03-23T23:17:10Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>After a long unannounced (we&#039;re very sorry about that) discussion on potential rule changes for the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] at the official IRC channel, it is basically still a mess on what the [[4CCC]] should decide on. To streamline all these ideas and testing there is this dedicated wiki page for it.<br /> <br /> So if you think you know what you&#039;re doing, please add a new level 2 Heading on this page with a link to your own special page for your testing. You can add a small summary on this page for your proposals if you want. <br /> * On your own testing page please describe what you think is currently broken and/or can be improved below the first header.<br /> * Then add another header with the list of fixes/improvements, also please add what you think your fixes/improvements will achieve. Also add links to external patches you have used below this section.<br /> * The third header will be a collection of test data, this can be a link to your test tournament, a spreadsheet with a lot of test data, or whatever you prefer, as long as it is clear what you have tried and done. Keep in mind that video evidence is a massive bonus.<br /> * The fourth header will be used to draw conclusions from your rules, do your rule changes result in the scorelines, statistics and whatnot you expected.<br /> * The last/fifth header will be used for comments from other people on your tests. Please try to keep the discussions civil.<br /> <br /> Keep in mind that the more test data you have, it does not necessarily becomes better, so keep the quality of tests in mind. Running 2 different teams a 100 times with the same formation and tactics for both rulesets is not automatically better than 20 properly set up individual games. Also do keep in mind you (or someone else) will also have to test, so no proposals with no test data and just ideas. You can still add your own proposals before you have any test data though.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;The deadline for this is not yet known. Any proposals that are not on this page will not be taken into consideration.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ==&lt;nowiki&gt;=Tony&#039;s This Will Fix Everything Ruleset (example)=&lt;/nowiki&gt;==<br /> <br /> Short summary on rules. (link to own page)<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;The next sections would be on your own page:&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==What is broken==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> * Everything is broken.<br /> * AI sucks.<br /> It&#039;s just bad now, /j/ didn&#039;t even win Winter.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Proposed changes==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> * Make everyone 99 stats.<br /> If the AI is at max stats, everything should be fine, right?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Test data==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> (link to Google Spreadsheet with test data)<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Conclusions==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> As one can see from the test data the scorelines have returned to normal.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;==Comments==&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> :Amazing idea. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 19:25, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree with this guy. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 19:25, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> = Add your own ideas below this header following the guide at the top =<br /> <br /> ==&lt;nowiki&gt;=JohnnyBravo&#039;s 82/88/94 Tests=&lt;/nowiki&gt;==<br /> [[User: Johnnybravo|Like it says in the title]]<br /> <br /> ==81/90/99 As tested by Carmastrikes==<br /> <br /> [[User: Carmastrikes#Spring_2016_Rule_Change_Tests|There&#039;s a full puu.sh writeup here.]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=User:Carmastrikes&diff=53610 User:Carmastrikes 2016-03-23T23:15:11Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;s&gt;Co&lt;/s&gt;manager for /s4s/<br /> <br /> &quot;carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters&quot; - Anon, 2015<br /> <br /> ==Record==<br /> [s4s]&#039;s Record since I joined: 8-2-4 (W-D-L)<br /> <br /> /wtg/&#039;s Record during my tenure: 1-1-1<br /> <br /> Combined Livemanaging: 2-2-3<br /> <br /> ==Streams/Invitationals==<br /> twitch: trixieunicorn<br /> <br /> hitbox: carmastrikes <br /> <br /> [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]<br /> <br /> [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]<br /> <br /> ==Contact Me==<br /> Skype: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> Steam: carmawithac<br /> <br /> I&#039;m usually in IRC, too (&quot;carma&quot; triggers me no matter what).<br /> <br /> ==Spring 2016 Rule Change Tests==<br /> <br /> http://puu.sh/nRxFZ/41d7edb062.txt Basically I ran 16 games with 4 teams all on 81/90/99, with slightly buffed keepers.<br /> <br /> Warning: A lot of puushes inside puushes.<br /> <br /> Note: <br /> *The cards are not hugely important. I do think, however, that more cards, especially on medals, can improve the visual excitement of the game.<br /> *Keepers should be kept at the same stats as the nonmedals. Any higher and they start to save things that it feels like the shouldn&#039;t.</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=User:Carmastrikes&diff=53609 User:Carmastrikes 2016-03-23T23:08:08Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;s&gt;Co&lt;/s&gt;manager for /s4s/<br /> <br /> &quot;carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters&quot; - Anon, 2015<br /> <br /> ==Record==<br /> [s4s]&#039;s Record since I joined: 8-2-4 (W-D-L)<br /> <br /> /wtg/&#039;s Record during my tenure: 1-1-1<br /> <br /> Combined Livemanaging: 2-2-3<br /> <br /> ==Streams/Invitationals==<br /> twitch: trixieunicorn<br /> <br /> hitbox: carmastrikes <br /> <br /> [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]<br /> <br /> [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]<br /> <br /> ==Contact Me==<br /> Skype: carmastrikes<br /> <br /> Steam: carmawithac<br /> <br /> I&#039;m usually in IRC, too (&quot;carma&quot; triggers me no matter what).<br /> <br /> ==Spring 2016 Rule Change Tests==<br /> <br /> http://puu.sh/nRxFZ/41d7edb062.txt Basically I ran 16 games with 4 teams all on 81/90/99, with slightly buffed keepers.</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Colon_Cancer_Awareness_and_Stat_Change_Test_Open_Invitational&diff=53501 Colon Cancer Awareness and Stat Change Test Open Invitational 2016-03-20T20:19:52Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=Summer<br /> |season2=Summer<br /> |tournament=Colon Cancer Awareness and Stat Change Test Open Invitational<br /> |image=Coloncancer<br /> |color=FFFFFF<br /> |dates=TBD<br /> |host=int<br /> |teams=12<br /> |matches=tbd<br /> }}<br /> <br /> This tournament exist to test multiple possible stat changes hosted by Hessen. The tournament will run through multiple randomly drawn group stages of 2 groups with 6 teams, each stage testing a different set of stats. The winner will be decided by their overall performance through all stages.<br /> <br /> ==Competitors==<br /> <br /> The following teams have been decided on to compete in this cup either through signing up on the wiki or through decision of the host.<br /> {{col-begin|width=60%}}<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|an B}}<br /> *{{team away|co}}<br /> *{{team away|DET}}<br /> *{{team away|ETS}}<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|g}}<br /> *{{team away|IJA}}<br /> *{{team away|int}}<br /> *{{team away|mlp}}<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|pingu}}<br /> *{{team away|s4s}}<br /> *{{team away|sp}}<br /> *{{team away|vg}}<br /> {{col-end}}<br /> <br /> ==Overall Standings==<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|an B|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|DET|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|ETS|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|co|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|IJA|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|int|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|g|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|mlp|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|pingu|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|s4s|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|sp|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|vg|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> <br /> ==Stage 1==<br /> This stage changes stats from 77/88/99 to 88/94/99. 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}}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|co}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|DET}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|IJA}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|ETS}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|g}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|co}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|int}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|IJA}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|DET}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|ETS}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group B===<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|an B|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|mlp|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|pingu|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|s4s|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|sp|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/1|vg|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> <br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|sp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pingu}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|vg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|an B}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|mlp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|an B}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|sp}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|s4s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pingu}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|mlp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|sp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|an B}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|pingu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|mlp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|sp}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|vg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|pingu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|an B}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|sp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vg}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|mlp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pingu}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = <br /> | team1 = {{team home|s4s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|an B}}<br /> | score = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Exports==<br /> These are not necessary but if you want to submit tactics or a special roster for this cup then feel free to post an export.<br /> I also need a roster from {{team away|an B}} as I am unable to find it. Failure to provide it in time will have that team changed to {{team away|an}}.<br /> <br /> {{team away|s4s}} [http://puu.sh/nNH8Z/fe2ddd943d with {{greentext|fluid}} and positions and stats and shit.] [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 20:19, 20 March 2016 (UTC)</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Colon_Cancer_Awareness_and_Stat_Change_Test_Open_Invitational&diff=53415 Colon Cancer Awareness and Stat Change Test Open Invitational 2016-03-19T22:17:53Z <p>Carmastrikes: /* Sign Ups */</p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=Summer<br /> |season2=Summer<br /> |tournament=Colon Cancer Awareness and Stat Change Test Open Invitational<br /> |image=Unknown_Question_Mark<br /> |color=FFFFFF<br /> |dates=tbd<br /> |host=int<br /> |teams=tbd<br /> |matches=tbd<br /> |goals=0<br /> |first=tbd<br /> |second=tbd<br /> |third=tbd<br /> |fourth=tbd<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Colon Cancer Awareness and Stat Change Test Open Invitational==<br /> This tournament exist to test multiple possible stat changes hosted by Hessen. The format will depend on how many teams will play which will depend on what I feel like in the next day or so.<br /> <br /> ==Sign Ups==<br /> If you want your team to play in this post it here or let me know on IRC<br /> <br /> *{{team away|vg}} Always up for retarded meme invitationals. [[User:GoldenWingman|&lt;s&gt;a useless shitter&lt;/s&gt; gw]], [[User talk:GoldenWingman|wiki autist and /vg/ manager]] 17:21, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|co}} I&#039;m glad this invitational is a thing cause we&#039;re still suffering from colon cancer here at /co/ management - [[User:Mantis|Mantis]] ([[User talk:Mantis|talk]]) 17:24, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|pingu}} NOOT NOOT {{spoiler|If it needs to be 4CC teams, count this as a /gd/ signup.}} - [[User:BasedSmugleaf|Smugleaf]] ([[User talk:BasedSmugleaf|talk]]) 17:27, 19 March 2016 (UTC) Just give me a roster and they can play [[User:Hessen|Hessen]] ([[User talk:Hessen|talk]])<br /> <br /> *{{team away|mlp}} Dozens of people suffer from pony induced butthurt on a daily basis. I think we owe it to 4chan to help raise awareness for these people. [[User:Background pony|Background pony]] ([[User talk:Background pony|talk]]) 17:32, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|g}} Manlet Teedus will lead /g/ to victory once again [[User:OMP|OMP]] ([[User talk:OMP|talk]]) 17:39, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|an B}} Going to bring back some familiar 4cc-core and dank new memes [[User:CollieBro|CollieBro]] ([[User talk:CollieBro|talk]]) 18:27, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|IJA}} GLORIOUS NIPPON STANDING BY - [[User:Superzak|Superzak]] 18:34, 19 March (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|DET}} Fuck the decision, this is a much better use of the Detroit All Star Team [[User:DrDtroit|DrDtroit]] ([[User talk:DrDtroit|talk]]) 20:58, 19 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *{{team away|s4s}} [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 22:17, 19 March 2016 (UTC)</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Tag_Team_Cup_2&diff=52972 Tag Team Cup 2 2016-03-08T19:48:10Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=spring<br /> |season2=spring<br /> |tournament=Tag Team Cup 2<br /> |image=Tag_Team_2016_logo<br /> |color=<br /> |dates=9th, 10th, 16th, 17th April, 2016<br /> |host=wu<br /> |teams=8-16 (TBD)<br /> |prev=Tag Team Cup<br /> |next=Tag Team Cup 3<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A follow up to the first [[Tag Team Cup]], Tag Team Cup 2 is an invitational tournament most likely taking place on the 9th, 10th, 16th and 17th April, 2016 (tentative dates that are subject to change depending on when Spring will start). Teams competing in this tournament are formed by two 4chan boards, and jointly managed by the management of both boards. Teams are built with one gold player and four silver players, with the gold player representing a combination of the two boards. The rosters can be entirely new, a mix of new players and existing ones or a simple mashup of two boards current rosters - the decision is left to managers of each team.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The tournament will be hosted by [[User:CaptPlanet|CaptainPlanet]], most likely on [https://www.twitch.tv/CapitanPlanet42 his twitch]. All match days will start at 17UTC, i.e. the usual Cup Time.<br /> <br /> ==Requirements==<br /> ===Obligatory===<br /> * A working PES16 export<br /> * An anthem<br /> * At least one goalhorn<br /> * At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended<br /> * Team logo <br /> ===Highly encouraged===<br /> * Team page on the wiki<br /> * Mini-logo for the wiki<br /> * Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)<br /> ===Discouraged===<br /> * Time consuming live managing<br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> Most normal Cup rules regarding exports will apply: height brackets - complete with height abuse penalties, card limit (1 for GKs, 2 for non-medals, 3 for silvers, 4 for golds, free captaincy) etc. The sole exception is the use of GSSSS system instead of GGSS.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The game will be set to 10 minutes halves on superstar AI, with 3 subs, random conditioning, injuries on, emotions off.&lt;br&gt;<br /> There are no specific rules regarding timeouts as they are at host&#039;s discretion. In theory this means the amount of timeouts is unlimited, in praxis the host has the right to ignore you should you spend too much time adjusting things on air.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Nightly exports will be accepted and are encouraged but pre-game sliders changes will be allowed. Adjusting formations on air is not strictly banned but it&#039;s the first step to making the host disregard your instructions further down the stretch.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Please note that should rule changes for Spring get announced at least 24h prior to the first match day of Tag Team Cup 2 the tournament will also apply all of them.&#039;&#039;&#039; If they will get announced after the managers will submit their exports TTC2 staff will take care of editing the stats and the like.<br /> <br /> ==Format==<br /> The format will depend on the number of teams that will sign up. We have something planned for 8, 9, 10, 12, 15, 16 team tournaments. 11, 13, 14 would be trickier. Generally we&#039;d like to ensure each team will get as many guaranteed games as possible (at least 3 no matter what, hopefully 4).&lt;br&gt;<br /> Groups will either be drawn randomly or assigned arbitrarily, to ensure some fun match ups will take place. This will be decided by the organizers after the signups will close and announced subsequently.<br /> <br /> ==Signups==<br /> As a rule of thumb the signups will be handled on a &#039;first come, first serve&#039; basis but the organizers have the right to exercise their Big Market Bias to allow Big Market Tag Teams to participate over some smaller teams.&lt;br&gt;<br /> If you wish to sign up name the tag team you&#039;re signing up and sign it off with four tildes (~).<br /> <br /> *{{team away|mu}} {{team home|gd}} /mugged/ here for some A E S T H E T I C [[User:BasedSmugleaf|Smugleaf]] ([[User talk:BasedSmugleaf|talk]]) 19:40, 8 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> *{{team away|fit}} {{team away|n}} every day is leg day [[User:Johnnybravo|Johnnybravo]] ([[User talk:Johnnybravo|talk]]) 19:45, 8 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> *{{team away|tvs4s}} time to crash these memes with no survivors again and again and again [[User:Carmastrikes|Carmastrikes]] ([[User talk:Carmastrikes|talk]]) 19:48, 8 March 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Exports==<br /> Export deadline will be announced at a later date. Tentative date is April 5th, 2016.</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=2016_4chan_Winter_Cup&diff=52725 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2016-03-06T23:34:15Z <p>Carmastrikes: goals</p> <hr /> <div>{{TournamentInfobox<br /> |season1=winter<br /> |season2=winter<br /> |tournament=2016 4chan Winter Cup<br /> |image=WC16_Design_A<br /> |color=<br /> |dates=February 19&amp;ndash;21, 26&amp;ndash;28; March 5&amp;ndash;6<br /> |host=mlp<br /> |teams=32<br /> |goals=281<br /> |matches=64<br /> |first=fit<br /> |second=u<br /> |third=out<br /> |fourth=mu<br /> |prev=2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> |next=2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> }}<br /> The &#039;&#039;&#039;2016 4chan Winter Cup&#039;&#039;&#039; will be the eighteenth official [[4chan Cup]] tournament, the fifth iteration of the Winter Cup series, and the first to use [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016]]. It will be played over three weekends in Winter 2016, specifically on February 19&amp;ndash;21, 26&amp;ndash;28, and March 5 and 6. Teams which advanced to the knockout stage of the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]], as well as those which secured promotion from the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], will compete at the event.<br /> <br /> This will be the eleventh Cup under commissioner {{Anonymous|DrBorisG|!!uWmnP2zIyZF}}, who will be hosting the competition. Having been victorious in the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup knockout stage#Final|previous Elite Cup]], the board of [[/mlp/]] will play host to this tournament.<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> == Competitors ==<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Thirty-two&#039;&#039;&#039; teams are scheduled to participate in this tournament, sixteen of which qualified by means of advancing to the knockout stage of the 2015 4chan Summer Cup, and sixteen by means of advancing from the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.<br /> <br /> This Cup will see the Winter Cup and Elite Cup debut of [[/out/]].<br /> <br /> The following teams have qualified by advancing from the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]:<br /> <br /> {{col-begin|width=60%}}<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|asp}} (8th)<br /> *{{team away|b}} (3rd)<br /> *{{team away|ck}} (9th)<br /> *{{team away|cm}} (26th)<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|f}} (15th)<br /> *{{team away|g}} (2nd)<br /> *{{team away|gd}} (16th)<br /> *{{team away|mlp}} (1st)<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|mu}} (7th)<br /> *{{team away|o}} (19th)<br /> *{{team away|s}} (13th)<br /> *{{team away|soc}} (30th)<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|tg}} (4th)<br /> *{{team away|tv}} (6th)<br /> *{{team away|u}} (14th)<br /> *{{team away|vr}} (11th)<br /> {{col-end}}<br /> <br /> The following teams have qualified by advancing from the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:<br /> <br /> {{col-begin|width=60%}}<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|a}} (33rd)<br /> *{{team away|an}} (23rd)<br /> *{{team away|d}} (34th)<br /> *{{team away|fit}} (17th)<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|h}} (5th)<br /> *{{team away|int}} (22nd)<br /> *{{team away|k}} (44th)<br /> *{{team away|out}} (20th)<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|pol}} (28th)<br /> *{{team away|r9k}} (37th)<br /> *{{team away|s4s}} (12th)<br /> *{{team away|sp}} (40th)<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> *{{team away|vp}} (43rd)<br /> *{{team away|wg}} (24th)<br /> *{{team away|wsg}} (45th)<br /> {{col-end}}<br /> <br /> The following teams have qualified as a replacement for [[/cgl/|a team that failed to sign up]]:<br /> *{{team away|n}} (21st)<br /> <br /> ==Pots==<br /> Teams will be placed in four different pots based on seeding. Seeding is determined by: <br /> #Finishing position of the top 16 teams from the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] in that tournament<br /> #Finishing position of the top 16 teams from the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] in that tournament<br /> All of the highest-seeded competitors (the top eight finishers from [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]]) will be placed in Pot 1, the next-highest in Pot 2, and so on until all four pots contain eight teams.<br /> <br /> The group draw was held on &#039;&#039;&#039;February 13th&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |-<br /> !width=20%| Pot 1<br /> !width=20%| Pot 2<br /> !width=20%| Pot 3<br /> !width=20%| Pot 4<br /> <br /> |-<br /> |<br /> *{{team away|mlp}}<br /> *{{team away|g}}<br /> *{{team away|b}}<br /> *{{team away|mu}}<br /> *{{team away|asp}}<br /> *{{team away|u}}<br /> *{{team away|f}}<br /> *{{team away|tv}}<br /> |<br /> *{{team away|ck}}<br /> *{{team away|vr}}<br /> *{{team away|s}}<br /> *{{team away|gd}}<br /> *{{team away|o}}<br /> *{{team away|soc}}<br /> *{{team away|cm}}<br /> *{{team away|tg}}<br /> |<br /> *{{team away|out}}<br /> *{{team away|int}}<br /> *{{team away|pol}}<br /> *{{team away|an}}<br /> *{{team away|s4s}}<br /> *{{team away|wg}}<br /> *{{team away|h}}<br /> *{{team away|fit}}<br /> |<br /> *{{team away|sp}}<br /> *{{team away|k}}<br /> *{{team away|r9k}}<br /> *{{team away|d}}<br /> *{{team away|a}}<br /> *{{team away|wsg}}<br /> *{{team away|vp}}<br /> *{{team away|n}}<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Group Stage==<br /> ===Group A===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group A]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|an|2|1|0|9|7|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|mlp|1|2|0|7|5|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|vp|1|0|2|7|7|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|o|0|1|2|4|8|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mlp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|an}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Biscuit {{owngoal|13||}}&lt;br&gt;Princess Twilight {{goal|58||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|37||}} Take It To The Vet&lt;br&gt;{{goal|90+4||}} Scanned Snake<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1305<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|o}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vp}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|18||51||}} Fug&lt;br&gt;{{goal|59||}} Miror B<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1313<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mlp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|o}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Tracy {{goal|60||}}&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|rape}} {{goal|90+5}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|4||}} VIN Check&lt;br&gt;{{goal|33||}} Takumi<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1489<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|an}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vp}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = Canadian Goose {{goal|29}}&lt;br&gt;What Is This? {{goal|34||}}&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|Outdoor Cat}} {{goal|45+2||}}&lt;br&gt;Take It To The Vet {{goal|82||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|14||}} Bravest Bird&lt;br&gt;{{goal|44||}} Fug&lt;br&gt;{{goal|74}} Miror B.<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1512<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|o}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|an}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = Takumi {{goal|23||}}&lt;br&gt;Miata {{goal|35||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|19||}} Canadian Goose&lt;br&gt;{{goal|27||44||}} {{greentext|Outdoor Cat}}<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1420<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|vp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = Bravest Bird {{goal|5||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|28||}} Razzle Dazzle&lt;br&gt;{{goal|37||}} {{greentext|Rape}}&lt;br&gt;{{goal|43||}} Best Pony<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1846<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group B===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|u|2|1|0|8|4|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|pol|1|1|1|7|5|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|tg|1|1|1|5|6|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|sp|0|1|2|5|10|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|u}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pol}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Homucifer {{goal|21||40||}}&lt;br&gt;Akkarin {{goal|26||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|71||}} Stormfront<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1475<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|tg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|sp}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Doomrider {{goal|18||}}&lt;br&gt;Los Magos Del Tiempo {{goal|86||}}&lt;br&gt;Creed {{goal|90+1||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|28||}} Messi&lt;br&gt;{{goal|65||}} USA USA USA<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1541<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|u}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|tg}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Homucifer {{goal|39||79}}&lt;br&gt;Purest Form of Love {{goal|90+2}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|70}} Creed<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1575<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|pol}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|sp}}<br /> | score = 5&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Donald Trump {{goal|20||63||90+5}}&lt;br&gt;Stormfront {{goal|67}}&lt;br&gt;Jews {{goal|90}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|37}} MESSI<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1714<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|tg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pol}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Doomrider {{goal|7||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|74||}} Donald Trump<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1884<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|sp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|u}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU {{goal|4||}}&lt;br&gt;George Costanza {{goal|62||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|8||}} Homucifer&lt;br&gt;{{goal|90+3||}} Teru Time<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1600<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group C===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group C]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|mu|2|1|0|6|2|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|d|1|1|1|4|4|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|cm|1|0|2|7|9|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|wg|1|0|2|5|7|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wg}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Michael Gira {{goal|7||}}&lt;br&gt;MC Ride {{goal|18||37||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|51||}} Descartes<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1492<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|cm}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|d}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Kaworu Nagisa {{goal|56||68||}}&lt;br&gt;Makoto Tachinaba {{goal|72||}}&lt;br&gt;Kagami Taiga {{goal|77||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|58||64||}} Futa/Alternative<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1320<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|cm}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Jeff Mangum {{goal|24||27||55}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|85}} Kaworu Nagisa<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1494<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|wg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|d}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|11}} Faye Artemis&lt;br&gt;{{goal|25}} Futa/Alternative<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1412<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|cm}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wg}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = Kagami Taiga {{goal|17||}}&lt;br&gt;Makoto Tachinaba {{goal|72||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|27||57}} Ronald Raygun&lt;br&gt;{{goal|32||73||}} Cunt Destroyer<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1434<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|d}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mu}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;0<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1407<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group D===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group D]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|asp|2|1|0|9|2|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|fit|1|2|0|4|1|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|soc|1|0|2|2|5|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|k|0|1|2|0|7|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|asp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|fit}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Bruce Lee {{goal|79||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|38||}} L O N D O N<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1298<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|19|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|soc}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|k}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;0<br /> | goals1 = Vocaroo {{goal|89||}}<br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1202<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|asp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|soc}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Bruce Lee {{goal|53}}&lt;br&gt;CENAWINSLOL {{goal|90+1}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|33}} Selfie<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1303<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|21|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|fit}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|k}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;0<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1212<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|soc}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|fit}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|49||}} L O N D O N&lt;br&gt;{{goal|53||71||}} Zyzz<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1362<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|27|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|k}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|asp}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;6<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|5||59}} CENAWINSLOL&lt;br&gt;{{goal|9||15||31}} Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres&lt;br&gt;{{goal|45+1||}} Bruce Lee<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1350<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group E===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group E]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|tv|2|0|1|9|4|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|wsg|2|0|1|6|7|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|vr|1|1|1|9|9|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|h|0|1|2|7|11|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|tv}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|h}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Brendan Fraser {{goal|39||65||}}&lt;br&gt;FOR YOU {{goal|41||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|45+2||}} Asuka<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1125<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|vr}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;0<br /> | goals1 = CRT {{goal|12||27||}}&lt;br&gt;Zig {{goal|23||}}&lt;br&gt;Doomguy {{goal|42||}}<br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1259<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|tv}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|vr}}<br /> | score = 5&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Real Human Being {{goal|18||79}}&lt;br&gt;For You {{goal|53||}}&lt;br&gt;Brendan Fraser {{goal|58||87}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|67||}} Doomguy<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 891<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|h}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = Kneesocks {{goal|62||}}&lt;br&gt;Waifu Thread {{goal|90+1||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|19||28||}} Duane&lt;br&gt;{{goal|49||83}} Dodger Leigh<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 956<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|vr}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|h}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = Doomguy {{goal|7||18||76||88||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|5||23||62||}} Titty Monster&lt;br&gt;{{goal|38||}} Reika Kitami<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1034<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|wsg}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|tv}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Duane {{goal|4||}}&lt;br&gt;Dodger Leigh {{goal|40||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|31||}} Brendan Fraser<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1167<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group F===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group F]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|s|1|2|0|9|7|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|f|1|2|0|12|11|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|n|1|1|1|10|7|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|int|0|1|2|5|11|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|f}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|int}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = Lolicatgirls {{goal|5||80}}&lt;br&gt;Van Darkholm {{goal|66||}}&lt;br&gt;Daily Dose {{goal|88||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|32||}} Spurdo Sparde&lt;br&gt;{{goal|45||}} Putin&lt;br&gt;{{goal|83||}} Remove Kebab<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1304<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|n}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Thunder Thighs {{goal|14||41||}}&lt;br&gt;Banned {{goal|76||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|65||}} Hipster Fixie<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1259<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|f}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = DA HOOD {{goal|6||65||79||}}&lt;br&gt;Lolicatgirls {{goal|17||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{owngoal|18||}} Iron Man&lt;br&gt;{{goal|24||35}} Banned&lt;br&gt;{{goal|63||}} Thunder Thighs<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1024<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|int}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|n}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;5<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|31||41||}} Tite Gapz&lt;br&gt;{{goal|35||40||}} I Like Trains&lt;br&gt;{{goal|71||}} Hipster Fixie<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1140<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|int}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Banned {{goal|26||}}&lt;br&gt;ITT: Shit Taste {{goal|49||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|64||79}} Putin<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1212<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|n}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|f}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = Hipster Fixie {{goal|40||}}&lt;br&gt;Tite Gapz {{goal|45+2||82||}}&lt;br&gt;Bepsi {{goal|86||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|3||73||90+6}} DA HOOD&lt;br&gt;{{goal|53||}} Lolicatgirls<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1322<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group G===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group G]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|gd|3|0|0|8|2|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|s4s|1|1|1|5|5|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|g|1|0|2|5|9|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|r9k|0|1|2|5|7|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|g}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|7||73||85||}} Patrick Bateman&lt;br&gt;{{goal|29||}} [s4s]-tan<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1273<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|gd}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ {{goal|40||}}&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|bumping /gd/}} {{goal|82||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|52||}} Elliot Rodger<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1271<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|g}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|gd}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = No Time For Love {{goal|31||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|34||}} Kerning&lt;br&gt;{{goal|42||}} Helvetica<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1160<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|s4s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Patrick Bateman {{goal|25||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|76||}} Robot9001<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1226<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|gd}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;0<br /> | goals1 = Kerning {{goal|7||69||}}&lt;br&gt;Helvetica {{goal|80||84||}}<br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1328<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|20}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|r9k}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|g}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;4<br /> | goals1 = Failed /g/ Project {{owngoal|28||}}&lt;br&gt;{{greentext|tfw no gf}} {{goal|42||}}&lt;br&gt;Chad {{goal|81||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|5||64||}} Install Gentoo&lt;br&gt;{{goal|59||84}} No Time For Love<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1430<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Group H===<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup Group H]]<br /> {{Group/top}}<br /> {{Group/1|out|3|0|0|8|4|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/2|ck|2|0|1|7|6|Q=yes}}<br /> {{Group/3|a|1|0|2|4|6|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/4|b|0|0|3|4|7|Q=no}}<br /> {{Group/end}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|b}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|out}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = Giga Puddi {{goal|8||}}&lt;br&gt;Triforce {{goal|39||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|30||}} Gransfors Bruks&lt;br&gt;{{goal|48||}} Leave No Trace&lt;br&gt;{{goal|87||}} Want Some Chips?<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1332<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|20|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|ck}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|a}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Perfect Coffee {{goal|19||52||}}&lt;br&gt;Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|64||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|43||}} Cowboy Bebop&lt;br&gt;{{goal|67||}} Giorgio<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1438<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|b}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|ck}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = REKT {{goal|19||}}&lt;br&gt;Triforce {{goal|71||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|31||}} Nachos&lt;br&gt;{{goal|35||56||}} Pink Himalayan Salt<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1295<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|26|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|out}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|a}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;1<br /> | goals1 = Smokey The Bear {{goal|3||}}&lt;br&gt;Want Some Chips? {{goal|69||86}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|45+1||}} Bert is a Titan<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1425<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|ck}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|out}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;2<br /> | goals1 = Nachos {{goal|59}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|29}} Smokey The Bear&lt;br&gt;{{goal|87}} Want Some Chips?<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1377<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|02|28|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|40}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|a}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|b}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;0<br /> | goals1 = Bert Is A Titan {{goal|88}}<br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1429<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Knockout Stage ==<br /> :Main article: [[2016 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage]]<br /> <br /> ===Bracket===<br /> <br /> {{16TeamBracket-SE<br /> &lt;!-- ROUND OF 16 --&gt;<br /> |R1D1team=an |R1D1score=4 |R1D1win=y<br /> |R1D2team=ck |R1D2score=3 |R1D2win=<br /> |R1D3team=u|R1D3score=3 |R1D3win=y<br /> |R1D4team=d |R1D4score=2 |R1D4win=<br /> |R1D5team=mu |R1D5score=3 |R1D5win=y<br /> |R1D6team=f |R1D6score=2 |R1D6win=<br /> |R1D7team=asp |R1D7score=2(3) |R1D7win=<br /> |R1D8team=s4s |R1D8score=2(4) |R1D8win=y<br /> |R1D9team=tv |R1D9score=0 |R1D9win=<br /> |R1D10team=fit |R1D10score=2 |R1D10win=y<br /> |R1D11team=s |R1D11score=1 |R1D11win=y<br /> |R1D12team=pol |R1D12score=0 |R1D12win=<br /> |R1D13team=gd |R1D13score=4 |R1D13win=y<br /> |R1D14team=mlp |R1D14score=2 |R1D14win=<br /> |R1D15team=out |R1D15score=3(8) |R1D15win=y<br /> |R1D16team=wsg |R1D16score=3(7) |R1D16win=<br /> &lt;!-- QUARTERFINALS --&gt;<br /> |R2W1team=an |R2W1score=0 |R2W1win=<br /> |R2W2team=u |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win=y<br /> |R2W3team=mu |R2W3score=3 |R2W3win=y<br /> |R2W4team=s4s |R2W4score=2 |R2W4win=<br /> |R2W5team=fit |R2W5score=2(4) |R2W5win=y<br /> |R2W6team=s |R2W6score=2(2) |R2W6win=<br /> |R2W7team=gd |R2W7score=3 |R2W7win=<br /> |R2W8team=out |R2W8score=4 |R2W8win=y<br /> &lt;!-- SEMIFINALS --&gt;<br /> |R3W1team=u |R3W1score=4 |R3W1win=y<br /> |R3W2team=mu |R3W2score=3 |R3W2win=<br /> |R3W3team=fit |R3W3score=4 |R3W3win=y<br /> |R3W4team=out |R3W4score=2 |R3W4win=<br /> &lt;!-- FINALS --&gt;<br /> |R4W1team=u |R4W1score=3 |R4W1win=<br /> |R4W2team=fit |R4W2score=4 |R4W2win=y<br /> &lt;!-- 3RD PLACE --&gt;<br /> |R4D1team=mu |R4D1score=3 |R4D1win=<br /> |R4D2team=out |R4D2score=4 |R4D2win=y<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Round of 16===<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}}<br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|an}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|ck}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;3<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = {{greentext|Outdoor Cat}} {{goal|3||}}&lt;br&gt;Canadian Goose {{goal|8||55||}}&lt;br&gt;Take It To The Vet {{goal|81||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|29||}} Cock Sauce&lt;br&gt;{{goal|75||89||}} Nachos<br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1300<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|45}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|u}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|d}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = Homucifer {{goal|25||31}}&lt;br&gt;Feito-chan {{goal|67}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|5||65}} Dmitrys<br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1351<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|30}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|f}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = Jeff Mangum {{goal|5}}&lt;br&gt;Michael Gira {{goal|44}}&lt;br&gt;Vaporwave {{goal|113}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|59}} Lolicatgirls&lt;br&gt;{{goal|61}} Daily Dose<br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1535<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|15}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|asp}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = yes<br /> | goals1 = American Dragon {{goal|45+1||}}&lt;br&gt;Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres {{goal|90+3||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|41}} Nice Grill&lt;br&gt;{{goal|59}} Patrick Bateman<br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = 3&amp;ndash;4<br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1750<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|tv}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|fit}} <br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|17||51}} L O N D O N <br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1787<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|45}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|s}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|pol}}<br /> | score = 1&amp;ndash;0<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = BANNED {{goal|74||}}<br /> | goals2 = <br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 2188<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|30}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|gd}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = yes<br /> | goals1 = Kerning {{goal|40||72||98||}} &lt;br&gt; Fuck You Pay Me {{goal|120+1||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|56||}} Princess Twilight &lt;br&gt; {{goal|70||}} Best Pony<br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 2187<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|05|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|22|15}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|out}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;3<br /> | aet = yes<br /> | goals1 = Want some Chips? {{goal|31||90+1||}} &lt;br&gt; Mora Batoning {{goal|101||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|16||109||}} Dodger Leigh &lt;br&gt; {{goal|43||}} Duane<br /> | stadium = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = 8&amp;ndash;7<br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1462<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Quarterfinals ===<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|an}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|u}}<br /> | score = 0&amp;ndash;1<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = <br /> | goals2 = {{goal|5||}} Homucifer <br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1333<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|17|45}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s4s}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = Jeff Mangum {{goal|28||}}&lt;br&gt;Sufjan Stevens {{goal|54||}}&lt;br&gt;David Bowie {{goal|74||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|14||}} Topkek&lt;br&gt;{{goal|45+3||}} Patrick Bateman<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = <br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> | attendance = 1448<br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|18|30}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|fit}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|s}}<br /> | score = 2&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = yes<br /> | goals1 = Zyzz {{goal|24||116||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|62||}} Thunder Thighs&lt;br&gt;{{goal|100||}} BANNED<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1581<br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = 4&amp;ndash;2<br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|19|15}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|gd}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|out}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;4<br /> | aet = yes<br /> | goals1 = Helvetica {{goal|35||52||}}&lt;br&gt;Kerning {{goal|72||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|21||}} Want Some Chips?&lt;br&gt;{{goal|41||}} Gransfors Bruks&lt;br&gt;{{goal|78||}} Smokey The Bear&lt;br&gt;{{goal|120||}} Mora Batoning<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1711<br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Semifinals===<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|00}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|u}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|mu}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;3<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = Akkarin {{goal|9||}}&lt;br&gt;Kuma Shock {{goal|35||}}&lt;br&gt;Homucifer {{goal|38||}}&lt;br&gt;Fingering For World Peace {{goal|63||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|7||}} MC Ride&lt;br&gt;{{goal|20||}} Michael Gira&lt;br&gt;{{goal|69||}} Jeff Mangum<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1954<br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> ----<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|20|45}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|fit}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|out}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;2<br /> | aet = <br /> | goals1 = L O N D O N {{goal|18||38||}}&lt;br&gt;Scooby {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;Zyzz {{goal|69||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|7||}} Want Some Chips?&lt;br&gt;{{goal|13||}} Gransfors Bruks<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 2055<br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Third-place ===<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|21|30}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|mu}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|out}}<br /> | score = 3&amp;ndash;4<br /> | aet =<br /> | goals1 = David Bowie {{goal|16||45+1||}}&lt;br&gt;MC Ride {{goal|90+4||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|38||70||}} Want Some Chips?&lt;br&gt;{{goal|52||}} Mora Batoning&lt;br&gt;{{goal|76||}} Gransfors Bruks<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 1942<br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Final===<br /> {{Football box<br /> | date = {{Start date|2016|03|06|df=y}} <br /> | event = <br /> | round = <br /> | time = {{time|22|15}}<br /> | team1 = {{team home|fit}}<br /> | team2 = {{team away|u}}<br /> | score = 4&amp;ndash;3<br /> | goals1 = L O N D O N {{goal|23||111||}}&lt;br&gt;Scooby {{goal|59||}}&lt;br&gt;Zyzz {{goal|118||}}<br /> | goals2 = {{goal|53||105+3||}} Homucifer&lt;br&gt;{{goal|68||}} Purest Form Of Love&lt;br&gt;<br /> | stadium = <br /> | attendance = 2223<br /> | referee = <br /> | report = <br /> | penalties1 = <br /> | penaltyscore = <br /> | penalties2 = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Statistics==<br /> {{main|2016 4chan Winter Cup statistics}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Post-QF Rankings ==<br /> <br /> {{col-begin|width=100%}}<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> &lt;ol&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;1&quot;&gt;{{team away|fit}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;2&quot;&gt;{{team away|u}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;3&quot;&gt;{{team away|out}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;4&quot;&gt;{{team away|mu}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;5&quot;&gt;{{team away|s}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;6&quot;&gt;{{team away|gd}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;7&quot;&gt;{{team away|s4s}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;8&quot;&gt;{{team away|an}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;/ol&gt;<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> &lt;ol&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;9&quot;&gt;{{team away|wsg}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;10&quot;&gt;{{team away|asp}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;11&quot;&gt;{{team away|ck}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;12&quot;&gt;{{team away|f}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;13&quot;&gt;{{team away|d}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;14&quot;&gt;{{team away|pol}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;15&quot;&gt;{{team away|mlp}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;16&quot;&gt;{{team away|tv}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;/ol&gt;<br /> {{col-4}}<br /> &lt;ol&gt;<br /> &lt;li value=&quot;17&quot;&gt;{{team away|n}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> 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away|b}}&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;/ol&gt;<br /> {{col-end}}<br /> {{Navbox 2016 Winter Cup}}<br /> {{Navbox Tournaments}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official tournaments]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=52632 /s4s/ 2016-03-06T02:07:53Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a {{tt|5th|AGAIN}}-place finish in the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!SlaOZ6azSy+}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Wiki Editor, Backup Manager, Board Relations}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=31<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{increase|6}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;7&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;{{tt|44|check &#039;em}}&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 19<br /> |d= 9<br /> |l= 14<br /> |gf= 78<br /> |ga= 57<br /> |win_home= s4s<br /> |win_away= x<br /> |win_score_home= 5<br /> |win_score_away= 0<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= ic<br /> |lose_away= s4s<br /> |lose_score_home= 5<br /> |lose_score_away= 0<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= 4<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Winter 2016 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> &lt;big&gt;SOON&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;small&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|g}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}&lt;br/&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 26, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | March 5, 2016<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2(4)-2(3) W<br /> |Nice Grill {{goal|41}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/small&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]&#039;s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].&#039;&#039;&lt;/small&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> Aesthetic Export will be done some time this weekend hopefully<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /sp/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 32 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 17<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 8<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|4|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Snek Court<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 23<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:WC16_Design_A.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;??? - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/ tho&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 3L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===<br /> Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a &quot;dumb frogposter&quot;. [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan&#039;s header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;0W - 2D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *Patrick Bateman currently holds the record for fastest double brace in Cup history, with 22 minutes (against /x/ in Winter &#039;15).<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Mid_Cup_Aesthetics&diff=51552 Mid Cup Aesthetics 2016-02-14T00:07:36Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>This page is intended for adding or fixing aesthetics during an on-going cup. Either link new/corrected files or add notes to fix certain things that might have been forgotten or were broken before.<br /> <br /> Please add a header with your team name for stuff you want/need fixed/added. The headers (level 3) should be listed chronologically below the &#039;&#039;Not yet added&#039;&#039;-header, with the newest stuff at the top. If you have to add more stuff halfway, just make a new header at the top for your team, but leave the old one in place. Once it is added it will be moved to the &#039;&#039;Already added&#039;&#039; section.<br /> <br /> If you never uploaded a correct aesthetics export before the first deadline, please upload the export in the &lt;u&gt;[[Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2016/AET|correct format]]&lt;/u&gt;. Otherwise you can upload just a &#039;&#039;.zip&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;.rar&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;.7z&#039;&#039;. A well-organized file has better chances of being added early. The less work has to be done, the better.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Important:&#039;&#039;&#039; The link to the aesthetics has to be added by a team&#039;s verified and current manager, it is no longer possible to have a team&#039;s manager sign it off as in the [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]].&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> =[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]=<br /> ==Not yet added==<br /> ===[s4s]===<br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/8viluyvoj2jh48j/s4s_2016_Aesthetic_Export.zip Fucking hell I hope this works]<br /> <br /> ===/vr/===<br /> http://www.mediafire.com/download/jz5okvtg455abdc/VR_2016_Aesthetic_Export.rar Aesthetic Export<br /> <br /> ===/d/===<br /> https://www.mediafire.com/?v7ng6c4w16wph64<br /> https://www.mediafire.com/?1thm65bl3f7z9il(Fixed config files)<br /> (1 or 2 more blenders coming soon as well, gomenasai in advance)<br /> <br /> ===/h/===<br /> https://mega.nz/#!UQQzFToB!W91iWcVvCfFt4t31YKonjhlOgli2Auyi8f3F74EcJEQ the updated unicolor shit with team colors.<br /> <br /> ===/pol/===<br /> That should be it. Missing aesthetics will be at the bottom of this page, all re-ordered properly.<br /> <br /> https://mega.nz/#!nAR3CLyQ!LOiQIdqN3pMqgPd0Cywp6KxpxQOdTLNJJnNLrQmIQuw<br /> <br /> ===/b/===<br /> http://puu.sh/n2VGO/f6d3dcec21.rar<br /> Apologies for the lateness.<br /> <br /> ===/u/===<br /> http://www.mediafire.com/download/7mdm6fqp7bmc18m/u_2016_Aesthetic_Export.rar<br /> <br /> ===/gd/===<br /> [[2016_4chan_Winter_Cup_Save_Fixes#.2Fgd.2F_2 |&#039;&#039;&#039;Updated Aesthetics Export&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(For fixed Boots and GK Gloves).&#039;&#039;]] Last Update [[User:BasedSmugleaf|Smugleaf]] ([[User talk:BasedSmugleaf|talk]]) 02:16, 12 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===/asp/===<br /> https://www.mediafire.com/?p9ht5y4xu09ujiz<br /> <br /> ===/sp/===<br /> aestehtics export<br /> http://www.mediafire.com/download/v7asrenub8jfnx3/sp+2016+Aesthetic+Export.7z<br /> <br /> ===/k/===<br /> http://www97.zippyshare.com/v/GU9ULw4t/file.html<br /> <br /> === General aesthetics ===<br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/i68g0ep8umh22bi/ball.7z HavingTheseBalls.swf] --[[User:ShiggyGiddy|ShiggyGiddy]] ([[User talk:ShiggyGiddy|talk]]) 22:08, 11 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Most balls from unfriendlies (also includes most common balls from PES15). Fixed zlib compression and some preview images. Changed a few names.<br /> &#039;&#039;Most balls have wrong normal maps however. If you originally made one of these balls, please reclaim them and fix the normal maps.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ==Already added==</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=Mid_Cup_Aesthetics&diff=51551 Mid Cup Aesthetics 2016-02-13T23:56:18Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>This page is intended for adding or fixing aesthetics during an on-going cup. Either link new/corrected files or add notes to fix certain things that might have been forgotten or were broken before.<br /> <br /> Please add a header with your team name for stuff you want/need fixed/added. The headers (level 3) should be listed chronologically below the &#039;&#039;Not yet added&#039;&#039;-header, with the newest stuff at the top. If you have to add more stuff halfway, just make a new header at the top for your team, but leave the old one in place. Once it is added it will be moved to the &#039;&#039;Already added&#039;&#039; section.<br /> <br /> If you never uploaded a correct aesthetics export before the first deadline, please upload the export in the &lt;u&gt;[[Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2016/AET|correct format]]&lt;/u&gt;. Otherwise you can upload just a &#039;&#039;.zip&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;.rar&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;.7z&#039;&#039;. A well-organized file has better chances of being added early. The less work has to be done, the better.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Important:&#039;&#039;&#039; The link to the aesthetics has to be added by a team&#039;s verified and current manager, it is no longer possible to have a team&#039;s manager sign it off as in the [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]].&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> =[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]=<br /> ==Not yet added==<br /> <br /> ===/vr/===<br /> http://www.mediafire.com/download/jz5okvtg455abdc/VR_2016_Aesthetic_Export.rar Aesthetic Export<br /> <br /> ===/d/===<br /> https://www.mediafire.com/?v7ng6c4w16wph64<br /> https://www.mediafire.com/?1thm65bl3f7z9il(Fixed config files)<br /> (1 or 2 more blenders coming soon as well, gomenasai in advance)<br /> <br /> ===/h/===<br /> https://mega.nz/#!UQQzFToB!W91iWcVvCfFt4t31YKonjhlOgli2Auyi8f3F74EcJEQ the updated unicolor shit with team colors.<br /> <br /> ===/pol/===<br /> That should be it. Missing aesthetics will be at the bottom of this page, all re-ordered properly.<br /> <br /> https://mega.nz/#!nAR3CLyQ!LOiQIdqN3pMqgPd0Cywp6KxpxQOdTLNJJnNLrQmIQuw<br /> <br /> ===/b/===<br /> http://puu.sh/n2VGO/f6d3dcec21.rar<br /> Apologies for the lateness.<br /> <br /> ===/u/===<br /> http://www.mediafire.com/download/7mdm6fqp7bmc18m/u_2016_Aesthetic_Export.rar<br /> <br /> ===/gd/===<br /> [[2016_4chan_Winter_Cup_Save_Fixes#.2Fgd.2F_2 |&#039;&#039;&#039;Updated Aesthetics Export&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;(For fixed Boots and GK Gloves).&#039;&#039;]] Last Update [[User:BasedSmugleaf|Smugleaf]] ([[User talk:BasedSmugleaf|talk]]) 02:16, 12 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ===/asp/===<br /> https://www.mediafire.com/?p9ht5y4xu09ujiz<br /> <br /> ===/sp/===<br /> aestehtics export<br /> http://www.mediafire.com/download/v7asrenub8jfnx3/sp+2016+Aesthetic+Export.7z<br /> <br /> ===/k/===<br /> http://www97.zippyshare.com/v/GU9ULw4t/file.html<br /> <br /> ===[s4s]===<br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/8viluyvoj2jh48j/s4s_2016_Aesthetic_Export.zip Fucking hell I hope this works]<br /> <br /> === General aesthetics ===<br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/i68g0ep8umh22bi/ball.7z HavingTheseBalls.swf] --[[User:ShiggyGiddy|ShiggyGiddy]] ([[User talk:ShiggyGiddy|talk]]) 22:08, 11 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Most balls from unfriendlies (also includes most common balls from PES15). Fixed zlib compression and some preview images. Changed a few names.<br /> &#039;&#039;Most balls have wrong normal maps however. If you originally made one of these balls, please reclaim them and fix the normal maps.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ==Already added==</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=51355 /s4s/ 2016-02-09T06:13:43Z <p>Carmastrikes: fuck you f4r</p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a {{tt|5th|AGAIN}}-place finish in the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!SlaOZ6azSy+}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Live Meme Manager}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=27<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{increase|6}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;7&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;{{tt|44|check &#039;em}}&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 17<br /> |d= 8<br /> |l= 13<br /> |gf= 73<br /> |ga= 56<br /> |win_home= x<br /> |win_away= s4s<br /> |win_score_home= 0<br /> |win_score_away= 5<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= s4s<br /> |lose_away= ic<br /> |lose_score_home= 0<br /> |lose_score_away= 5<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= 4<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Autumn 2015 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing end in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> &lt;big&gt;SOON&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}<br /> &#039;&#039;DrBorisG on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}<br /> &#039;&#039;DrBorisG after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal -- and [s4s]&#039;s 5th -- against /x/ in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> Aesthetic Export will be done some time this weekend hopefully<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 27 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 16<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|4|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 22<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*cough*&lt;/nowiki&gt; *cough* &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt; *cough*. Excuse me. [s4s] and /gd/ both have gained a reputation of being two of the strongest teams to come out of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisional class]]. However, you wouldn&#039;t have guessed that by watching their matchups. Both times they&#039;ve played eachother, [s4s] has lost. Their first matchup came in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]], and /gd/ put 3 past [s4s], with [s4s]&#039;s only goal coming from a Shrek consolation tap-in. Their most recent and, arguably their most famous matchup was the final game of Group C in the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]], a 4-3 &lt;strike&gt;bullshit PES&#039;ing&lt;/strike&gt; classic that featured a Bateman hat trick, a straight red card, goals in both 45+&#039; and 90+&#039;, and a bicycle kick goalkeeper clearance. However, this game is also well known for being the game that relegated [s4s] to the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] after a run in the Elites that spanned 3 cups. Despite their best intentions, [s4s] has yet to get on the board in this rivalry, and hopes to do so in their next matchup ;_;.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 2L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *Patrick Bateman currently holds the record for fastest double brace in Cup history, with 22 minutes (against /x/ in Summer &#039;15).<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=51330 /s4s/ 2016-02-07T21:02:31Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a {{tt|5th|AGAIN}}-place finish in the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!LORDFoojile}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Live Meme Manager}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=27<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{increase|6}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;7&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;{{tt|44|check &#039;em}}&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 17<br /> |d= 8<br /> |l= 13<br /> |gf= 73<br /> |ga= 56<br /> |win_home= x<br /> |win_away= s4s<br /> |win_score_home= 0<br /> |win_score_away= 5<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= s4s<br /> |lose_away= ic<br /> |lose_score_home= 0<br /> |lose_score_away= 5<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= 4<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Autumn 2015 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing end in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> &lt;big&gt;SOON&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}<br /> &#039;&#039;DrBorisG on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}<br /> &#039;&#039;DrBorisG after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal -- and [s4s]&#039;s 5th -- against /x/ in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> Aesthetic Export will be done some time this weekend hopefully<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 27 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 16<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|4|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 22<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*cough*&lt;/nowiki&gt; *cough* &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt; *cough*. Excuse me. [s4s] and /gd/ both have gained a reputation of being two of the strongest teams to come out of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisional class]]. However, you wouldn&#039;t have guessed that by watching their matchups. Both times they&#039;ve played eachother, [s4s] has lost. Their first matchup came in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]], and /gd/ put 3 past [s4s], with [s4s]&#039;s only goal coming from a Shrek consolation tap-in. Their most recent and, arguably their most famous matchup was the final game of Group C in the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]], a 4-3 &lt;strike&gt;bullshit PES&#039;ing&lt;/strike&gt; classic that featured a Bateman hat trick, a straight red card, goals in both 45+&#039; and 90+&#039;, and a bicycle kick goalkeeper clearance. However, this game is also well known for being the game that relegated [s4s] to the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] after a run in the Elites that spanned 3 cups. Despite their best intentions, [s4s] has yet to get on the board in this rivalry, and hopes to do so in their next matchup ;_;.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 2L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *Patrick Bateman currently holds the record for fastest double brace in Cup history, with 22 minutes (against /x/ in Summer &#039;15).<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=2016_4chan_Winter_Cup_Save_Fixes&diff=51328 2016 4chan Winter Cup Save Fixes 2016-02-07T20:56:26Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>=Tactical fixes=<br /> Post the fixes for your team export here. &lt;br&gt;<br /> Use this section only for everything broken in the save, this includes hairstyles and other broken settings that are edited within the PES edit menu.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MAsuyCddY73Vt_wyuY0kRw5AIBmDPRfPrJL432PM_IM/edit?usp=sharing Spreadsheet here.]&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ==/mlp/==<br /> Change the squad numbers to be the same as in this image: http://puu.sh/mXAz7/92e5c36e4b.jpg [[User:Background pony|Background pony]] ([[User talk:Background pony|talk]]) 17:20, 7 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==/mu/==<br /> Lower Bjork&#039;s Weak Foot Accuracy and Weak Foot Usages from 4 to 2. [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]]) 04:07, 7 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==[s4s]==<br /> Rig it for {{team away|qa}}<br /> <br /> ==/u/==<br /> Set Akkarin as Captain, currently set to Madokami.<br /> <br /> ==/cm/==<br /> Killua&#039;s Footings should be set to 4. Make Yuu Hyakuya 178cm<br /> <br /> =Aesthetical Export Fixes=<br /> Post the aesthetical fixes for your team here. &lt;br&gt;<br /> Use this section only for everything broken and/or missing with your team&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;Aesthetic Export&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Any broken settings that are to be fixed within the PES edit menu (ie, Hairstyles, etc), note down in the section above.<br /> <br /> Please follow this spreadsheet for information about your team: &#039;&#039;soon...???&#039;&#039;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=2016_4chan_Winter_Cup_Save_Fixes&diff=51327 2016 4chan Winter Cup Save Fixes 2016-02-07T20:56:18Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>=Tactical fixes=<br /> Post the fixes for your team export here. &lt;br&gt;<br /> Use this section only for everything broken in the save, this includes hairstyles and other broken settings that are edited within the PES edit menu.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MAsuyCddY73Vt_wyuY0kRw5AIBmDPRfPrJL432PM_IM/edit?usp=sharing Spreadsheet here.]&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ==/mlp/==<br /> Change the squad numbers to be the same as in this image: http://puu.sh/mXAz7/92e5c36e4b.jpg [[User:Background pony|Background pony]] ([[User talk:Background pony|talk]]) 17:20, 7 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==/mu/==<br /> Lower Bjork&#039;s Weak Foot Accuracy and Weak Foot Usages from 4 to 2. [[User:Feedback|Feedback]] ([[User talk:Feedback|talk]]) 04:07, 7 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==[s4s]==<br /> Rig it for {{team away|/qa/}}<br /> <br /> ==/u/==<br /> Set Akkarin as Captain, currently set to Madokami.<br /> <br /> ==/cm/==<br /> Killua&#039;s Footings should be set to 4. Make Yuu Hyakuya 178cm<br /> <br /> =Aesthetical Export Fixes=<br /> Post the aesthetical fixes for your team here. &lt;br&gt;<br /> Use this section only for everything broken and/or missing with your team&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;Aesthetic Export&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Any broken settings that are to be fixed within the PES edit menu (ie, Hairstyles, etc), note down in the section above.<br /> <br /> Please follow this spreadsheet for information about your team: &#039;&#039;soon...???&#039;&#039;</div> Carmastrikes https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/s4s/&diff=51155 /s4s/ 2016-02-05T04:53:22Z <p>Carmastrikes: </p> <hr /> <div>&#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039; (stylized &#039;&#039;&#039;/s4s/&#039;&#039;&#039; for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools&#039; joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team&#039;s cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]&#039;s most recent cup performance was a {{tt|5th|AGAIN}}-place finish in the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;GET HYP!&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;For when we win the cup:&#039;&#039;&#039; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> {{BoardInfobox<br /> |team= s4s<br /> |motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}<br /> |name= Shit 4chan Says<br /> |date= May 17, 2013<br /> |manager= Huey Lewis&lt;br&gt;The News<br /> |owner= ETi, Inc.<br /> |irl={{Anonymous|carmastrikes|!!LORDFoojile}}&lt;br&gt;{{tt|{{Anonymous|DN|!!Bn2v6abqHnw}}|Live Meme Manager}}<br /> |scorer=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assister=Patrick Bateman<br /> |assists=10<br /> |goals=27<br /> |color1= DAA520<br /> |color2= C0C0C0<br /> |ranking= 12 (&lt;small&gt;{{increase|6}}&lt;/small&gt;)<br /> |high_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;7&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |high_date= Post-Spring &#039;15<br /> |low_ranking= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;{{tt|44|check &#039;em}}&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |low_date= Post-Autumn &#039;13<br /> |w= 17<br /> |d= 8<br /> |l= 13<br /> |gf= 73<br /> |ga= 56<br /> |win_home= x<br /> |win_away= s4s<br /> |win_score_home= 0<br /> |win_score_away= 5<br /> |win_date= 20 February 2015<br /> |lose_home= s4s<br /> |lose_away= ic<br /> |lose_score_home= 0<br /> |lose_score_away= 5<br /> |lose_date= 26 April 2014<br /> |first_home= gd<br /> |first_away= s4s<br /> |first_score_home= 3<br /> |first_score_away= 1<br /> |first_date= 12 July 2013<br /> |captain= Patrick Bateman<br /> |elite_cup_appearances= 4<br /> |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]<br /> |best_elite_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]<br /> |babby_cup_appearances= 3<br /> |first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |best_babby_result= &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;5th&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |best_babby_cup= [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br /> |hex= DAA520<br /> |color= :^) Gold<br /> |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4<br /> |a_title= All Star<br /> |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww<br /> |gh_title= Hip To Be Square<br /> |altgh1= esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-i-need-dubs-le-ruse-bird-remix<br /> |altgh1_title= I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn)<br /> |altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais<br /> |altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)<br /> |altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk<br /> |altgh3_title= Hip To Slam Jam (against /co/)<br /> |altgh4=lerusebird.bandcamp.com/track/s4s-march<br /> |altgh4_title= &lt;nowiki&gt;[s4s]&lt;/nowiki&gt; March (against /pol/)<br /> |nickname=[s4s]quatches &lt;br/&gt; Shitp4sterS &lt;br/&gt; Dubs FC<br /> |kithome=S4shome wc2015.png<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Roster ==<br /> {{sq start}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Walruse}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ebin}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|:^)|Cheeky Smiley}}}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}<br /> {{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=D A N K M E M E S}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}<br /> {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}<br /> {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Patrick Bateman}}<br /> {{sq mid}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=#fortune}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Swaglord}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Ass}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=wew lad}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}<br /> {{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}<br /> {{sq end}}<br /> <br /> ===Autumn 2015 Team Photo===<br /> SOON B^) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> <br /> === Founding ===<br /> [s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to &#039;&#039;officially&#039;&#039; compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG&#039;s Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]<br /> <br /> === Summer 2013 Friendlies===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.<br /> <br /> === Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===<br /> For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu&#039;s position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===<br /> Before [s4s]&#039;s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]&#039;s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/&#039;s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.<br /> <br /> === 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.<br /> <br /> === 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===<br /> [s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the &quot;offseason&quot; between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team&#039;s lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/&#039;s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]&#039;s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn&#039;t backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as &#039;That Game&#039;. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.<br /> <br /> === 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> {{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/&#039;s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup&#039;s format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season&#039;s Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/&#039;s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]&#039;s downfall, as LPPTM&#039;s effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> [s4s]&#039;s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren&#039;t done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]&#039;s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of &quot;9 Point Master Race&quot;, and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn&#039;t maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]&#039;s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]&#039;s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/&#039;s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]&#039;s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===<br /> [[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;In &#039;15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;&gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ brace in 89&#039; and 90+&#039;&quot;, a brace so catchy, most people probably don&#039;t remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it&#039;s not just about the pleasures of being PES&#039;d, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it&#039;s also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==== Actual Summary ====<br /> [s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]&#039;s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup&#039;s performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]&#039;s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, &gt;&gt;&gt;/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.<br /> <br /> === 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===<br /> After one of the most disappointing end in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG&#039;s RigDora&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt; placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]&#039;s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn&#039;t enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]&#039;s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team&#039;s hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]&#039;s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.<br /> <br /> === 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===<br /> &lt;big&gt;SOON&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> == Official Matches ==<br /> &#039;&#039;For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Match Date &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Opponent &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Competition &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Result &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style=&quot;background: #C0BF17&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goal Scorers &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 12, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|86}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 20, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|b}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Quads {{goal|22}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | September 21, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|an}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 5, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|fa}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|36}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 25, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|13||40}}&lt;br /&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}&lt;br /&gt;Top Kek {{goal|48}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 26, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}&lt;br /&gt;Shrek {{goal|70||78}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|wsg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|70||77}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | October 27, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 16, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 22, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|cgl}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | November 24, 2013<br /> |<br /> {{team away|r9k}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-4 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | January 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | January 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|trv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> Shrek {{goal|56}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 6, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|o}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | April 11, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tv}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-3 D<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}&lt;br&gt; [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 13, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|vr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | April 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hr}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | April 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|ic}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 L<br /> |<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | May 31, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|lgbt}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | June 7, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|hm}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> | [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}<br /> |-bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | July 19, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|soc}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-2 W<br /> | Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 26, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-2 D<br /> |<br /> Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}&lt;br&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|asp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 L<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|73}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | July 27, 2014<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1(6)-1(5) L<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|m}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> Topkek {{goal|8||76}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|29}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 20, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|x}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 5-0 W<br /> |<br /> Dubs {{goal|41}}&lt;br&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | February 22, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mlp}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |<br /> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | February 28, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-0 W<br /> |<br /> D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} &lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | March 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|tg}}<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> | align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-2 L<br /> |<br /> Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}&lt;br&gt;Nice Grill {{goal|25}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffffcc&quot;<br /> | July 31, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|mu}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-1 D<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | August 2, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sci}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}&lt;br/&gt;Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | August 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|gd}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | October 24, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|3}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 1-0 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | October 30, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|a}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | <br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 3-1 L<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}} <br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 1, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|toy}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}&lt;br/&gt;[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}&lt;br/&gt; Ebin {{goal|42}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 8, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|adv}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-1 W<br /> |[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}&lt;br/&gt; Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ccffcc&quot;<br /> | November 14, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|sp}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 4-3 W<br /> |Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}&lt;br/&gt; Topkek {{goal|40}}&lt;br/&gt; Snek Court {{goal|111}}<br /> |- bgcolor=&quot;ffcccc&quot;<br /> | November 15, 2015<br /> |<br /> {{team away|pol}}<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; |<br /> [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]<br /> |align=&quot;center&quot; | 2-0 L<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}<br /> &#039;&#039;DrBorisG on his favorite team in the cup :^)&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|IT&#039;S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}<br /> &#039;&#039;DrBorisG after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal -- and [s4s]&#039;s 5th -- against /x/ in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}<br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> == Export ==<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;PES 2016&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> Aesthetic Export will be done some time this weekend hopefully<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Legacy Exports&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2015&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/fpryq6c0klm0u86/TEXPORT_11(3).bin 2015 4chan Summer Cup Meme Team]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/mmp6romhrdvlkc9/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Summer Cup Aesthetic Export - fixed]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/ruigbmxkgqcmiiw/TEXPORT+09.bin Friendlies - tactical export for /r9k/ match]<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/aq7sn9a2lbtodec/TEXPORT+03.bin Friendlies - tactical export for /c/ match]<br /> <br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;PES 2014&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export] <br /> <br /> [http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]<br /> <br /> == Honors/Statistics ==<br /> === Individual Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Golden Boot:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Shrek&#039;&#039;&#039;, 7 goals<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;, 5 assists<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Goal of the Tournament:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cory Baxter&#039;&#039;&#039;, vs. /pol/<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Ebin, Nice Grill&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt; Player of the Tournament:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Bateman&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Team Honors ===<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Generic_trophy.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;First Place&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;[s4s] - /tg/&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Best Matches&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; <br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;Match of the Tournament&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;/gd/ - [s4s]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> === Player Stats ===<br /> <br /> ==== Goals and Assists ==== <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid&quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Goals &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;100&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Patrick Bateman<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 27 <br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 10<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Shrek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 16<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | [s4s]-Tan<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 13<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 7<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Topkek<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|4|1 as Top Kek}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Cory Baxter<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | D A N K M E M E S<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Nice Grill<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Ebin<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | {{tt|5|1 as Ebin :^)}}<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | :^)<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Awoo~<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Yee<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Youd Be Surprise<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 0<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 1<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Saves ====<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; &quot;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; Player &lt;/font&gt;<br /> ! style= width=&quot;125&quot; | &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt; {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} &lt;/font&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Doge<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 28<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Walruse<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 22<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | #fortune<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 11<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Swaglord<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 6<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Le Purple Palmtree Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 5<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | My OC<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 4<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Slowpoke<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 3<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; scope=&quot;row&quot; | Donut Man<br /> | style=&quot;border-style: solid; border-width: 1px&quot; | 2<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==== Goals in a Single Cup ====<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers<br /> *Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup<br /> *Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup <br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup<br /> *Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup<br /> *[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> == Past Cup Performances ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;1st - Qualified&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;25th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;16th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;10th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Held Promotion&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;17th - Relegated&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> File:ABC15_Design_G.png|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #168000; font-size: 100%&quot;&gt;5th - Promoted&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == Rivalries ==<br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Checkb Owl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===<br /> In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your &#039;&#039;&#039;FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 1D - 1L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Sh*tpost Bowl&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===<br /> Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a &quot;new /b/&quot;, in that they&#039;re both filled with &lt;strike&gt;ironic shitposting&lt;/strike&gt; funposting, dubs threads, and &lt;strike&gt;useless content&lt;/strike&gt; OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better. The only &#039;&#039;{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}&#039;&#039; Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]&#039;s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;1W - 0D - 0L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> === &#039;&#039;&#039;Battle of the Provisionals&#039;&#039;&#039;: {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*cough*&lt;/nowiki&gt; *cough* &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Fuck /gd/&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt; *cough*. Excuse me. [s4s] and /gd/ both have gained a reputation of being two of the strongest teams to come out of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisional class]]. However, you wouldn&#039;t have guessed that by watching their matchups. Both times they&#039;ve played eachother, [s4s] has lost. Their first matchup came in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]], and /gd/ put 3 past [s4s], with [s4s]&#039;s only goal coming from a Shrek consolation tap-in. Their most recent and, arguably their most famous matchup was the final game of Group C in the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]], a 4-3 &lt;strike&gt;bullshit PES&#039;ing&lt;/strike&gt; classic that featured a Bateman hat trick, a straight red card, goals in both 45+&#039; and 90+&#039;, and a bicycle kick goalkeeper clearance. However, this game is also well known for being the game that relegated [s4s] to the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] after a run in the Elites that spanned 3 cups. Despite their best intentions, [s4s] has yet to get on the board in this rivalry, and hopes to do so in their next matchup ;_;.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;span style=&quot;color:red&quot;&gt;0W - 0D - 2L&lt;/span&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> == Trivia/Fun Facts ==<br /> *There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn &#039;13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer &#039;15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.<br /> <br /> *Despite being [s4s]&#039;s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.<br /> <br /> *Patrick Bateman currently holds the record for fastest double brace in Cup history, with 22 minutes (against /x/ in Summer &#039;15).<br /> <br /> *[s4s]&#039;s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).<br /> <br /> {{Navbox Teams}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Official teams|s4s]]</div> Carmastrikes