/y/ Roster

Back to /y/'s main page

Hall Of Fame

Retired

Starters

Bronze

Silver

Gold

Main Squad

No. Position Player 69   GK Denied Pleasure 4   LB Sea Turtle 3   CB Camp Buddy 6   CB Idol Love 11   RB Mind Slaves 33   DMF Kawaii neko ~*~ 19   DMF Yaranaika 17   AMF My Husbando 8   LWF Spiderman 23   RWF Gerudo Link 13   CF Traps

No. Position Player 1   GK Bondage General 47   GK Hyper Cock 14   LB Ballbuster 9   CB Monster Boys 22   CB Yaoi On Ice 10   RB Non-Con 88   DMF Big Juicy Bara Titties 2   LMF Defeated 97   CMF Drawfags 18   RMF Buy My Yaoi 5   AMF Fucktoys 12   SS Childhood Best Freind

Starting 11

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
69	GK	Denied Pleasure		There is nothing worse then wanting to come inside the defence to score... only to be shut down by this player. Denied Pleasure is well known for saving the near impossible, but having trouble with the easiest of shots.	186cm	75kg	Left	Offensive Goalkeeper	Goalkeeper Long Throw
4	LB	Sea Turtle		Try not to get too turned off shooting in his presence.	191cm	124kg	Left	Build Up	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
3	CB	Camp Buddy		A new game from /y/'s sponsor Black Monkey Studio's. Camp Buddy lets anons enjoy their own "that one time at camp story". All of /y/ can only hope that Camp Buddy performs well.	185cm	77kg	Left	Build Up	Track Back Heading
6	CB	Idol Love		Not afraid to speak up, Idol love is more known for his commanding voice in defence then his skills with the ball. Besides, who wouldn't want to have a cute k-pop star in their own back line? Just think of the merchandise we can sell!!!	180cm	92kg	Right	Build Up	Track Back Heading
63	RB	Mind Slave		Reborn anew and returned from forced retirement. Mind control got a does of his own medicine to help improve his skills. Mind Slaves gets underneath the skin and minds of players and fans alike. If your favourite striker just missed an open net, fair chance his was under this guys spell.	179cm	72cm	Right	Offensive Full-Back	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
33	DMF	Kawaii Neko ~*~		Kittyboys are a vast part of /y/ history. Whether it be for the right reasons like being extremely hot, or the wrong ones, like being a furry. Neko looks to Have one of the largest support base of any /y/ player.	185cm	99kg	Right	Anchor Man	Weighted Pass Fighting Spirit
19	CMF	Yaranaika		The captain of /y/ and the most famous Gold Defender ever to play in the cup, Yaranaika is the highest scoring defender in 4 Chan Cup history. Not afraid to make a run up front to use his goal scoring abilities, his famous pre-game "Shall We Do It?" talks shall inspire fans across the lands.	189cm	80kg	Right	The Destroyer	Long Range Drive First-Time Shot Captaincy Acrobatic Finishing Long Ranger Sombrero
17	AMF	My Husbando		The new fan favourite, My Husbando's integrity, humility and commitment to the team is second to none. He's handsome, lovable and makes me really happy when I stare at him. He's Good with kids and real marriage material. Just don't look at him for too long though, cause he's mine. I already claimed him. Go away. Shoo Shoo.	180cm	79kg	Left	Dummy Runner	Trickster One Touch Pass Long Throw Flip Flap
8	LWF	Spiderman		The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Spiderman came out of retirement to help the team at the 2015 winter friendlies. After another stellar performance at the Sou Pes13 Friendly Games, Spiderman has returned once again to help the team once more. Surely helping /y/ win games is an easier task then beating Thanos.	188cm	88kg	Right	Prolific Winger	First-Time Shot First-Time Pass
23	RWF	Gerudo Link		Whether it be blowing the offence away with his Deku Nuts or pounding the opposition with his Megaton Hammer, or blowing Ocarina's, Link is a key player in the /y/ defence and offence. The original husbando representative of the /y/ squad, Link was known for his ability to shoot and score in the most awkward of angles and positions, even if it was better to pass or place the ball. After a two year absence, the /y/ "Hall of Fame" player has returned to the cup, and in woman's clothing no less.	165cm	83kg	Right	Creative Playmaker	First-Time Shot First-Time Pass Fighting Spirit Sombrero
13	CF	Traps		So a trap is a guy that looks like a girl in woman's clothing, the only thing everyone seems to be attracted to these days. But she's actually a he and it's...very confusing.	185cm	81kg	Left	Goal Poacher	Heading Acrobatic Finishing Fighting Spirit Malicia Scissors Feint

Subs

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
1	GK	Bondage General		Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Part of the original 11, Bondage General was famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Bondage General has recently returned from retirement, to help the team once again.	195cm	91kg	Right	Offensive Goalkeeper	Goalkeeper Long Throw
47	GK	Hyper Cock		Bigger then life itself, Hyper Cocks is in need of filling the hyper holes of /y/ defence.	195cm	72cm	Left	Defensive Goalkeeper	Fighting Spirit
14	LB	Ball Buster		For some, the pleasure of cumming is the same as receiving a nut shot. Ball buster is looking to spread such enjoyment to the opposition every moment he can.	170cm	83kg	Left	Build Up	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
8	CB	Monster Boys		The closest thing you'll find as a furry on /y/. Just make sure the skin is as bright as the rainbow. Truly, monster boys are the best boys.	170cm	93kg	Left	Extra Frontman	Speeding Bullet Track Back
22	CB	Yaoi On Ice		A player ready to make history, swapping his skates for boots, Yaoi on Ice is looking to run rings around the competition.	189cm	82kg	Right	Build Up	Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear
10	RB	Non-Con		When you love someone so much that you just have to hurt them. How else will they know their true feelings? Returned from retirement after encouragement from his older brother >Rape	180cm	96kg	Right	Offensive Full-Back	Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert
88	DMF	Big Juice Bara Titties		It's impossible to know how many goals this guy has stopped by simply standing in defence, but that must be only because he's all ready "Rock Hard" in more ways then one.	185cm	67kg	Left	The Destroyer	Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear
2	LMF	Defeated		Known as a smug player, Defeated is looking to take on any challengers. Lets just hope he's not being primed for the picking.	182cm	72cm	Left	Box-to-Box	Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert
97	CMF	Drawfags		There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..."	170cm	83kg	Right	Box-to-Box	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
18	RMF	Buy My Yaoi		>Paying for porn	190cm	79kg	Right	Box-to-Box	Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert
55	AMF	Fucktoys		Fucktoys is often helpless as the opposition toys around with him in the midfield. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ midfield.	181cm	89kg	Left	Hole Player	Track Back Super-sub
38	SS	Childhood Best Friend		There are many kinds of love, but one of the most pure is with your best freind from childhood. Work friends, school friends, drinking buddies and more. Before you have to worry about the shock of betrayal or the possibility of romance, this is the friend that will always have your back. No one knows you better than them. And it shows when he treats you with more intimately than any other person. He's your next door neighbour, the person who you have sleep overs with, your opposition in those backyard sleeping bag wrestling matches and so much more. He's got /y/'s back in a pinch, and he just might have your heart as well.	169cm	89kg	Left	Goal Poacher	First-Time Shot Super-sub

Retired

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness
00	GK	Blow Job Thread		A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread.	161cm	68kg	Left
00	GK	Sticky When		HEY MODS! WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET A RULES STICKY?!?! HOW DID /ACO/ GET ONE BEFORE US?!?! Left the squad after /y/ finally got a sticky.	195cm	101kg	Right
00	CB	Cum In My Pants		A commentator's wet dream, at least this guy comes with directions. Left the team due to lack of laundry funds.	179cm	84kg	Left
00	CB	I'm Cumming		A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen. Retiered from /y/ as he finally came.	179cm	76kg	Left
00	CB	Might		A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out what the hell happened to his best friend Adonis. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer? Had left the team to spend quality time with his lover.	175cm	79kg	Left
00	CB	My Begging Bottom		How can you say "no" to that face? Was let go after fraternising with opposition.	180cm	59kg	Left
00	CB	My Bishōnen		One of the more popular new players to join the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan. Was let go after consistent failure on the pitch.	179cm	89kg	Left
00	CB	Manwhich		When people love each other very much, they share a sandwich together. If it's men, they make one of these, with extra mayo. Left the team to try out for /ck/.	185cm	78kg	Right
00	CB	Canon Gay		The hardest yaoi to find are the ones of canon gay characters in today's Japanese media. Left the team to find more actual gays.	182cm	72cm	Left
00	LB	Filthy Humans		Absolutely disgusting creatures humans are. Give me a merman or alien dick any day. At least they glow in the dark. left the team to return to his home planet.	175cm	77kg	Left
00	LB	Jockstraps		A man in the sexiest uniform we could find, just dont expect him to make any sliding challenges. Traded to /fa/ reserves.	182cm	72cm	Left
00	LB	Yaoi Hands		"MY ART IS SEXY!" NO ITS NOT! Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy.	184cm	98kg	Left
00	RB	Footjob Thread		Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread.	190cm	91kg	Right
00	RB	Tight and Tighter		A player who causes everone around him to become stiff. Retired due to constant cramp issues.	182cm	72cm	Right
00	DMF	Hotalia		When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off. Had left the team due to lack of interest in football.	180cm	78kg	Right
00	DMF	FrostCup		The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love. Has left the team after refusing to play in warmer stadiums.	170cm	87kg	Right
00	DMF	Choking Love		What better way to show that you love someone then by cutting off their own air supply.	165cm	68kg	Left
00	LMF	>Shota >Legal		His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. He doesn't care if he's not allowed to like it, if it makes him a pedophile, if it's not legal on /y/, he'll do anything to get what he wants. Left the team to try and play with /o/.	166cm	68kg	Left
00	CMF	The Dick		How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him. Left the team due to a sudden change in size.	180cm	81kg	Right
00	CMF	>>/aco/		So now that /aco/ exist, surely this means all the western art in /y/ will move over there right?	180cm	81kg	Left
00	RMF	JOEY		How can I get off if I don't have the image talk back to me? Released to join to /trash/'s academy team.	190cm	79kg	Right
00	RMF	Bigger Is Better		We all prefer bigger apendages, it leaves more to share. Released from team for failed weight management.	170cm	83kg	Right
00	RMF	Evangelion		Many people consider ShinjixKaworu as canon. The manager doesn't. So Evangelion quit the club.	195cm	96kg	Right
00	LWF	In Your Heart		The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments.	160cm	77kg	Left
00	RWF	Yaoi Anatomy		Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury.	187cm	81kg	Right
00	RWF	Yaoi I...		Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art.	182cm	84kg	Right
00	SS	Dio Brando		A former /cm/ player, and the last of the original husbando's, Dio looked to become the new star striker for /y/. Retired due to inconsistency in his late career.	189cm	82kg	Right
00	CF	Caught In The Act		Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments.	163cm	96kg	Left
00	CF	Connor		Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife to help out /y/'s attack. His appearance and voice were specifically designed to facilitate his "integration" to the team. Apparently he likes doggy style. Left the squad to join the Detroit City Police Department as Hanks full time "partner".	180cm	73kg	Left
00	CF	Noctis Lucis Caelum		Noctis Lucis Caelum, the prince of Lucis, King of Fishing and the champion of riding chocobo's all day. Noctis looks to get away from his duties as prince by playing football. Oddly, he refuses to ride in the team coach to away games, stating he rather be "serviced" by his bodyguards on his road trips. Forced to retire after being found dead.	180cm	73kg	Right

Hall Of Fame

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness
34	SW	Not Yaoi		Questions have been raised about her eligibility for the team and have often told her that she should be playing for /cm/, She told them to get fucked. Known for being the last line in defence for /y/ during the DragonFag Era, she was well known for catching even the fastest of medal players. Not Yaoi was the first female player for /y/, as well as being the first Vice Captain for the team during her late playing career. Having played for /y/ for 2 years, she has retired due to age.	175cm	86kg	Right
5	AMF	Black		Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black played many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black was playing football to become one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants. Part of the original 11, Black has been said to be the 3rd best outfield player ever to play for /y/. After the end of the 2014 season, Black decided to call it quits due to his level of consistency being sub par as of late in his career.	170cm	63kg	Right
7	CF	Ramen Yaoi		Can Ramen be Yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. After the end of two failed fetus campaigns, Ramen Yaoi stepped down into retirement so Ss..Sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! I.. I will spill out!, ah!	189cm	90kg	Left
9	CF	Delete Your Missfire		As the one key part of the original 11 and regarded as the best player who ever played for /y/, Delete Your Missfires has set records that will probably never be touched by other players. With 35 goals to his name, the only player to have a hat trick in the squad and being the first and longest standing captain for /y/, Delete Your missfires will always be remembered by fans and viewers for his skill and speed with the ball. Remember newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping.	194cm	94kg	Right