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No. Position Player 69   GK Denied Pleasure 27   LB (No) Small Tops Allowed 10   CB Fujos 33   CB Kawaii neko ~*~ 16   RB Submissive Twinks 19   DMF Yaranaika 88   DMF Big Juicy Bara Titties 2   AMF Fake Hikaru 17   AMF My Husbando 13   SS Traps 23   CF Gerudo Link

No. Position Player 8   GK BL Discussion Thread 1   GK The World's Greatest First Love 4   LB Sea Turtle 97   CB Drawfags 31   CB Borderline Shota 7   CB Naruho 14   RB Big Gay Lawyers 18   DMF Buy My Yaoi 22   CMF Yaoi On Ice 5   CMF Pokémen 21   CMF Male Ahegaooooooooooh 3   AMF Dio Brando

Starting 11

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
69	GK	Denied Pleasure		There is nothing worse then wanting to come inside the defence to score... only to be shut down by this player. Denied Pleasure is well known for saving the near impossible, but having trouble with the easiest of shots.	186cm	75kg	Left	Offensive Goalkeeper	Goalkeeper Long Throw
4	LB	Sea Turtle		Try not to get too turned off shooting in his presence.	191cm	124kg	Left	Defensive Full-Back	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
10	CB	>>fujos		There are no girls on /y/, and there never was...but if there WAS any girls on /y/, they would have shit taste.	185cm	89kg	Right	Build Up	Track Back Heading
33	CB	Kawaii Neko ~*~		Kittyboys are a vast part of /y/ history. Whether it be for the right reasons like being extremely hot, or the wrong ones, like being a furry. Neko looks to have one of the largest support base of any /y/ player.	185cm	99kg	Right	Extra Frontman	Fighting Spirit Heading
88	DMF	Big Juicy Bara Titties		It's impossible to know how many goals this guy has stopped by simply standing in defence, but that must be only because he's all ready "Rock Hard" in more ways then one.	185cm	67kg	Left	The Destroyer	Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear
16	RB	Submissive Twinks		Not very masculine and definitely not a trap. Twinks fall into that perfect category where they could be anyone. The idea that your average classmate two rows back is secretly begging for a dicking from the teacher, or your train commute buddy needs it right now before his stop, who wouldn't want a piece of that? Of course, the best best kind of twink is the submissive one. Just for you and you alone to love.	191cm	124kg	Left	Defensive Full-Back	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
19	DMF	Yaranaika		The captain of /y/ and the most famous Gold Defender ever to play in the cup, Yaranaika is the highest scoring defender in 4 Chan Cup history. Not afraid to make a run up front to use his goal scoring abilities, his famous pre-game "Shall We Do It?" talks shall inspire fans across the lands.	189cm	80kg	Right	The Destroyer	Long Range Drive First-Time Shot Captaincy Acrobatic Finishing Long Ranger Sombrero
17	AMF	My Husbando		The new fan favourite, My Husbando's integrity, humility and commitment to the team is second to none. He's handsome, lovable and makes me really happy when I stare at him. He's Good with kids and real marriage material. Just don't look at him for too long though, cause he's mine. I already claimed him. Go away. Shoo Shoo.	180cm	79kg	Left	Creative Playmaker	Trickster One Touch Pass Long Throw Flip Flap
13	AMF	Traps		So a trap is a guy that looks like a girl in woman's clothing, the only thing everyone seems to be attracted to these days. But she's actually a he and it's...very confusing.	185cm	81kg	Left	Dummy Runner	Heading Acrobatic Finishing
23	SS	Gerudo Link		Whether it be blowing the offence away with his Deku Nuts or pounding the opposition with his Megaton Hammer, or blowing Ocarina's, Link is a key player in the /y/ defence and offence. The original husbando representative of the /y/ squad, Link was known for his ability to shoot and score in the most awkward of angles and positions, even if it was better to pass or place the ball. After a two year absence, the /y/ "Hall of Fame" player has returned to the cup, and in woman's clothing no less.	165cm	83kg	Right	Goal Poacher	First-Time Shot First-Time Pass Fighting Spirit Sombrero
5	CF	Renren		The fizzy hair hero who will save the souls of humanity. Ren "Joker" Amamiya is looking to save /y/ as well, one dick at a time. Truly, Renren was made to be a cute cumslut, prime for needing to get deep dicked.	210cm	99kg	Left	Goal Poacher	First-Time Shot Super-sub

Subs

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness	Playing Style	Cards
12	GK	Milked		The son of Bondage General, Milked is looking into following his fathers footsteps in taking on the gloves, straps and chains of being /y/'s new top keeper. Is he as good as his dad? Well maybe you have had that $2 shit from china, but this is a pure 100% Wagyu American bull milk right here.	195cm	91kg	Right	Defensive Goalkeeper	Goalkeeper Long Throw
1	GK	The World's Greatest First Love		Also known as "babies first yaoi", The World's Greatest First Love is looking to perform better then his mother Shungiku Nakamura. All of /y/ can only beg that he does.	195cm	72cm	Left	Offensive Goalkeeper	Fighting Spirit
27	LB	Remember...No Small Tops		You meet a bunch of sissy regards arguing for the slightest shit on /y/. The closest thing to drama was born when some faggot fujo got mad that small tops exist and tried to kill threads containing them. It could have been bait. Sadly, /y/ is a very slow board, and people caught on quick to what the faggot was doing. Small tops are of course welcome, but if you ever just want to start a fire, Remember...No Small Tops.	161cm	54kg	Left	Defensive Full-Back	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
97	CB	Drawfags		There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..."	170cm	83kg	Right	Build Up	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
2	CB	Borderline Shota		His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. It might look like a 12 year old, but the artist clearly said that he was 21 in this drawing, so its "ok" to him. Returned to /y/ after a long stint with the /o/ management team.	166cm	68kg	Left	Build Up	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
3	CB	Naruho		Not afraid to swallow up pressure from the front and take some abuse from behind, Kiba is the newest free flowing defender in the cup. A friend of Boruto's dad, he's not afraid to go all dog out and take a lead if need be. He is also essential in helping out the teams mascot go for walkies.	188cm	88kg	Right	Build Up	Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear
14	RB	Gay haram		A free to play yaoi game that has terrible art and gameplay. It's absolutely Haram.....and yet I can't keep myself from coming back every month to check on the new scrolls.	189cm	82kg	Right	Offensive Full-Back	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
8	DMF	Goblin Caved		Sana's newest project. Nothing hotter then seeing hot men being raped by ugly green creatures. It's a Monster's boy wet dream.	188cm	88kg	Right	The Destroyer	Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear
18	RMF	Buy My Yaoi		>Paying for porn	190cm	79kg	Left	Box-to-Box	Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert
21	AMF	Male Ahegaooooooooooh		>When you hit his prostate just in the right place	179cm	72cm	Right	Offensive Full-Back	Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross
22	RWF	Yaoi On Ice		A player ready to make history, swapping his skates for boots, Yaoi on Ice is looking to run rings around the competition.	189cm	82kg	Right	Build Up	Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear
7	CF	Dio Brando		A former /cm/ player, and the last of the original husbando's, Dio looked to become the new star striker for /y/. You thought he retired and another Jojo rep was chosen...BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!	189cm	82kg	Right	Goal Poacher	First-Time Shot Super-sub

Retired

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness
00	GK	Blow Job Thread		A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread.	161cm	68kg	Left
00	GK	Hyper Cock		Bigger then life itself, Hyper Cocks is in need of filling the hyper holes of /y/ defence. Left the team to try out for /d/.	195cm	72cm	Left
00	GK	Page 15 Save		When all has been abandoned, when nobody is left to contribute, there is always one man sitting, waiting, watching. Page 15 Save lurks patiently until the last moment to bump his thread and make sure that nobody deletes his 87 image reposts of Homestuck or some shit like that. Left to work as a janitor.	195cm	86kg	Left
00	GK	Shungiku Nakamura		The "Crown Daisy" is mostly known for being the creator of Junjou Romantica, but in her spare time, Shungiku Nakamura had earned her place as the only female player in the squad, the second in the clubs history. Not a stranger for being under pressure in stressful situations, Shungiku hoped to show the world that there is a place for women in the team, even if she has to get a little dirty herself. Left the team to focus on her mangaka career.	180cm	75kg	Left
00	GK	Sticky When		HEY MODS! WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET A RULES STICKY?!?! HOW DID /ACO/ GET ONE BEFORE US?!?! Left the squad after /y/ finally got a sticky.	195cm	101kg	Right
00	LB	Ball Buster		For some, the pleasure of cumming is the same as receiving a nut shot. Ball buster is looking to spread such enjoyment to the opposition every moment he can. forced to retire after consistent groin injuries.	170cm	83kg	Left
00	LB	Filthy Humans		Absolutely disgusting creatures humans are. Give me a merman or alien dick any day. At least they glow in the dark. left the team to return to his home planet.	175cm	77kg	Left
00	LB	Jockstraps		A man in the sexiest uniform we could find, just dont expect him to make any sliding challenges. Traded to /fa/ reserves.	182cm	72cm	Left
00	LB	Yankee Roommate		A player who represents the local BL flavour of the month, Yankee Roommate is looking for a new domestic partner who's not afraid to throw down at the local park.	191cm	124kg	Left
00	LB	Yaoi Hands		"MY ART IS SEXY!" NO ITS NOT! Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy.	184cm	98kg	Left
00	CB	Camp Buddy		A game from /y/'s sponsor Black Monkey Studio's. Camp Buddy let anons enjoy their own "that one time at camp story". All of /y/ had only hoped that Camp Buddy performs well. Left the team due to contract disputes.	185cm	77kg	Left
00	CB	Canon Gay		The hardest yaoi to find are the ones of canon gay characters in today's Japanese media. Left the team to find more actual gays.	182cm	72cm	Left
00	CB	HazbinFags		A player from /co/'s academy team, Hazbinfags is looking to watch the scum of the cup struggle to climb up the hill of betterment! Only to repeatedly trip, and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure.	182cm	72cm	Right
00	CB	Manwhich		When people love each other very much, they share a sandwich together. If it's men, they make one of these, with extra mayo. Left the team to try out for /ck/.	185cm	78kg	Right
00	CB	Monster Boys		The closest thing you'll find as a furry on /y/. Just make sure the skin is as bright as the rainbow. Truly, monster boys are the best boys. Dropped to the reserves.	170cm	93kg	Left
00	CB	My Begging Bottom		How can you say "no" to that face? Was let go after fraternising with opposition.	180cm	59kg	Left
00	CB	My Bishōnen		One of the more popular new players to join the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan. Was let go after consistent failure on the pitch.	179cm	89kg	Left
00	CB	Rim And Fin		What ever you do, don't shake his hands. Dropped and placed in quarantine for refusing to washing his hands.	185cm	64kg	Right
00	CB	Selfcest		The best kind of sex is selfcest, it's less gay that way. Left the team to go fuck himself.	180cm	78kg	Right
00	CB	Thirsty Fujojoshi		"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?" "I can't fuck the shit out of you without getting closer." "Oh ho, then come as close as you like."	185cm	89kg	Right
00	RB	Boy Idol		Not afraid to speak up, Idol love is more known for his commanding voice in defence then his skills with the ball. Besides, who wouldn't want to have a cute k-pop star in their own back line? Just think of the merchandise we can sell!!! Left the team to work on his idol career.	180cm	92kg	Right
00	RB	Footjob Thread		Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread.	190cm	91kg	Right
00	RB	Male Mangaka		Almost as rare as finding a male on /y/, Male Mangaka is an older player who's been around since the late 60's. People of all genders write all kinds of things, but let's be honest here. Name 2 male artists without googling it. Left the team for more exposure.	179cm	72cm	Right
00	RB	Mind Break		Reborn anew and returned from forced retirement. Mind control got a does of his own medicine to help improve his skills. Mind Slaves gets underneath the skin and minds of players and fans alike. If your favourite striker just missed an open net, fair chance his was under this guys spell. Dropped to the reserves.	179cm	72cm	Right
00	RB	Non-Con		When you love someone so much that you just have to hurt them. How else will they know their true feelings? Returned from retirement after encouragement from his older brother >Rape to play in the reserves.	180cm	72cm	Left
00	RB	Shampoo Challenge		While I must admit it is impressive for people to be able to do the "hands free bubble tea" challenge, i've seen men smash it out of the park. I've yet to see a girl be able to do the Shampoo Challenge. Once again, more proof that men are the better sex.	189cm	82kg	Right
00	RB	Tight and Tighter		A player who causes everone around him to become stiff. Retired due to constant cramp issues.	182cm	72cm	Right
00	DMF	Choking Love		What better way to show that you love someone then by cutting off their own air supply. Found dead at home.	165cm	68kg	Left
00	DMF	Hotalia		When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off. Had left the team due to lack of interest in football.	180cm	78kg	Right
00	DMF	FrostCup		The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love. Has left the team after refusing to play in warmer stadiums.	170cm	87kg	Right
00	LMF	Defeated		Known as a smug player, Defeated is looking to take on any challengers. Lets just hope he's not being primed for the picking. Dropped to the reserves.	182cm	72cm	Left
00	CMF	Butt Pirate		He be digging that booty, if only he didn't wonder why his rodger is so jolly? Forced to retire after a injury caused a crack in his backside.	172cm	78kg	Right
00	CMF	Chihiro Fujisaki		The ORIGINAL trap husbando. Was found dead in the men's change room.	161cm	59kg	Left
00	CMF	Experimental Fetish		Not afraid to try new things, Experimental Fetish has become the brains on and off the pitch. If the team is 2 goals down with 5 minutes to go, this guy always has a plan, no matter how crazy it sounds. Left the team after refusing to accept that the world was round.	190cm	79kg	Right
00	CMF	I Can't Be The Only One		it's perfectly normal to like that piece of Yaoi art. I can see people flocking from everywhere to see Naruto banging Rick from behind, on top of an over obese Kuroko, who is trying to eat basketball shaped Heavy. Surely you aren't just sick in the head right? Was released from his contracts to sign for /trash/.	180cm	96kg	Right
00	CMF	I Sooo Need It		Whether it be about the perfect husbando, or that goal needed to put us in front, I Sooo Need it will be the only thing /y/ fans beg for when its game day. Was let go after consistent whingeing.	180cm	81kg	Left
00	CMF	Mastication Masturbation		Known for his big mouth, Mastication Masturbation is the new rookie midfielder set to take the the 4chan cup by storm. Left to try out for /ck/.	190cm	79cm	Left
00	CMF	Hyper Cock		How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him. Left the team due to a sudden change in size.	180cm	81kg	Right
00	CMF	>>/aco/		So now that /aco/ exist, surely this means all the western art in /y/ will move over there right?	180cm	81kg	Left
00	RMF	Bigger Is Better		We all prefer bigger apendages, it leaves more to share. Released from team for failed weight management.	170cm	83kg	Right
00	RMF	JOEY		How can I get off if I don't have the image talk back to me? Released to join to /trash/'s academy team.	190cm	79kg	Right
00	AMF	Cum In My Pants		A commentator's wet dream, at least this guy comes with directions. Left the team due to lack of laundry funds.	179cm	84kg	Left
00	AMF	I'm Cumming		A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen. Retiered from /y/ as he finally came.	179cm	76kg	Left
00	AMF	Might		A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out what the hell happened to his best friend Adonis. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer? Had left the team to spend quality time with his lover.	175cm	79kg	Left
00	AMF	Pit		When not spending his time with Palutena's army, he hangs around the pitch ready to help out the team in any way he can....and he means ANY way...Left the team to play smash.	175cm	64kg	Right
00	AMF	Sora		Probably one of the most famous players on the team, Sora has just recently finished his time with Disney Interactive Studios. Known for being able to get out of any tight spot, Sora has lend his fellow Husbando's a hand in one of the most difficult positions available for the team. Good thing he likes to get close and personal. Left the team to work at Disney World.	175cm	76kg	Right
00	LWF	Caught In The Act		Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments.	163cm	96kg	Left
00	LWF	In Your Heart		The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments.	160cm	77kg	Left
00	RWF	Yaoi Anatomy		Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury.	187cm	81kg	Right
00	RWF	Yaoi I...		Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art.	182cm	84kg	Right
00	SS	Spiderman		The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Spiderman came out of retirement to help the team at the 2015 winter friendlies. After another stellar performance at the Sou Pes13 Friendly Games, Spiderman has returned once again to help the team once more. Surely helping /y/ win games is an easier task then beating Thanos. Retired again the team after his secret identity was revealed.	188cm	88kg	Right
00	CF	Bert is a "Friend"		Coined as one of the most inconsistent players to ever join the 4CC, Bert had been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. Bert signed for /y/ thanks to a deal made at /biz/ tower. /y/ needed a hero more then ever. Sadly, Bert failed to find his spark, and was released from his contract early.	210cm	99kg	Left
00	CF	Childhood Best Friend		There are many kinds of love, but one of the most pure is with your best freind from childhood. Work friends, school friends, drinking buddies and more. Before you have to worry about the shock of betrayal or the possibility of romance, this is the friend that will always have your back. No one knows you better than them. And it shows when he treats you with more intimately than any other person. He's your next door neighbour, the person who you have sleep overs with, your opposition in those backyard sleeping bag wrestling matches and so much more. He's got /y/'s back in a pinch, and he just might have your heart as well. Dropped to the reserves.	169cm	89kg	Left
00	CF	Connor		Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife to help out /y/'s attack. His appearance and voice were specifically designed to facilitate his "integration" to the team. Apparently he likes doggy style. Left the squad to join the Detroit City Police Department as Hanks full time "partner".	180cm	73kg	Left
00	CF	Isn't That Cloud?		"Hey, I was just at the Honeybee Inn, and I met the cutest girl with blond hair and pigtails. She wouldn't stop fiddling with her earrings, and kept looking down at her black dress when I talked to her...what do you mean that was a guy?"	210cm	99kg	Left
00	CF	Noctis Lucis Caelum		Noctis Lucis Caelum, the prince of Lucis, King of Fishing and the champion of riding chocobo's all day. Noctis looks to get away from his duties as prince by playing football. Oddly, he refuses to ride in the team coach to away games, stating he rather be "serviced" by his bodyguards on his road trips. Forced to retire after being found dead.	180cm	73kg	Right

Hall Of Fame

N°	Position	Name	Picture	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness
000	GK	Bondage General		Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Part of the original 11, Bondage General was famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Leading his defence from the bench and the odd occasion in the net, Bondage General had returned from retirement in 2018 to help the team reach its first Elite cup since 2013 in the 2019 Spring Babby Cup. The General has retired once more to make way for younger players.	195cm	91kg	Right
000	SW	Reverse Trap		Questions have been raised about her eligibility for the team and have often told her that she should be playing for /cm/, She told them to get fucked. Known for being the last line in defence for /y/ during the DragonFag Era, she was well known for catching even the fastest of medal players. Reverse Trap was the first female player for /y/, as well as being the first Vice Captain for the team during her late playing career. Having played for /y/ for 2 years, she has retired due to age.	175cm	86kg	Right
000	RB	Yaoi Accessories		He sells yaoi, and yaoi accessories. The original right back and the last of the original back 4 to retire, Yaoi Accessories would often show his "merchandise" to opposition, forcing them to find a new approach on goal. Sadly, he left the team to help Bobby become a man.	180cm	89kg	Right
000	CMF	Fucktoys		Also known as Thirsty Fudanshi, Fucktoys is often a helpless mess as much as the opposition who play around with him on the pitch. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ attacking midfield. One of the more consistent midfielders, Fucktoys has played in multiple positions during his long career, working well with fellow player Drawfags. Fucktoys has decided to step down, to make way for younger, more tighter players who are willing to throw it down with the opposition. Don't worry, you'll still find him helping out the team with background work, mostly in the locker rooms.	181cm	89kg	Left
000	AMF	Black		Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black played many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black was playing football to become one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants. Part of the original 11, Black has been said to be the 3rd best outfield player ever to play for /y/. After the end of the 2014 season, Black decided to call it quits due to his level of consistency being sub par as of late in his career.	170cm	63kg	Right
000	SS	Ramen Yaoi		Can Ramen be Yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. After the end of two failed fetus campaigns, Ramen Yaoi stepped down into retirement so Ss..Sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! I.. I will spill out!, ah!	189cm	90kg	Left
000	CF	Delete Your Missfire		As the one key part of the original 11 and regarded as the best player who ever played for /y/, Delete Your Missfires has set records that will probably never be touched by other players. The only player to have a hat trick in the squad and being the first standing captain for /y/, Delete Your missfires will always be remembered by fans and viewers for his skill and speed with the ball. Remember newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping.	194cm	94kg	Right