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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|Fake Hikaru|The Summer Hikaru Died}}''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|Fake Hikaru|The Summer Hikaru Died}}''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Hikaru.jpg|200px]] | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Hikaru.jpg|200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Who knew that an Eldritch Abomination could be so cute. Not afraid to let his teammates to "feel his insides", Fake Hikaru looks to feel the insides of his opposition whenever the opportunity presents itself. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Hole Player | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Pinpoint Crossing <br> Early Cross | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Pinpoint Crossing <br> Early Cross | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|BL Discussion Thread|Discussion Thread}}''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|BL Discussion Thread|Discussion Thread}}''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Discussion.png|x200px]] | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Discussion.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Read any good BL recently? | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|190cm | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|190cm | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Offensive Goalkeeper | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Defensive Goalkeeper | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|GK Penalty Saver | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|Big Gay Lawyers|Ace Attorney Threads}}''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|Big Gay Lawyers|Ace Attorney Threads}}''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Gay Law.png|x200px]] | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Gay Law.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Related to <b><span style="color: #789922;">>Greg</span></b>, Big Gay Lawyers is a "good" first level yaoi gateway for fujos and shippers alike. Great for such "amazing" rabbit hole discussions like, Top!Phoenix x bottom!Edgeworth it's the perfect combo! Nick can suck dick, imagine his years of disbarment! He may be a massive dork, but we all know he's a chad deep inside where it matters ;). | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|190cm | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|190cm | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Full-back Finisher | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Long Ball Expert <br> Acrobatic Clear | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Orchestrator | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Weighted Pass <br> Long Ball Expert | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Weighted Pass <br> Long Ball Expert | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The Destroyer | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Long Ball Expert <br> Acrobatic Clear | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Long Ball Expert <br> Acrobatic Clear | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{tt|Pokémen|Pokemon Threads and Material}}''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Pokemen.png|x200px]] | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:NSFW Pokemen.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Finally, /y/ has accepted that the best looking men in Pokémon is actual men itself and not 10 year old boys. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Box-to-Box | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Long Ball Expert <br> Outside Curler | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Classic No. 10 | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Pinpoint Crossing <br> Early Cross | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Pinpoint Crossing <br> Early Cross | ||
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Revision as of 13:39, 27 December 2022
Hall Of Fame | Retired | Starters | Silver | Gold |
Main Squad
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BL Discussion Thread | Read any good BL recently? | 190cm | 91kg | Right | Offensive Goalkeeper | Fighting Spirit | |||
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The World's Greatest First Love | Also known as "babies first yaoi", The World's Greatest First Love is looking to perform better then his mother Shungiku Nakamura. All of /y/ can only beg that he does. | 195cm | 72cm | Left | Defensive Goalkeeper | GK Penalty Saver | |||
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Sea Turtle | Try not to get too turned off shooting in his presence. | 191cm | 124kg | Left | Defensive Full-Back | Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross | |||
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Drawfags | There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..." | 170cm | 83kg | Right | Build Up | Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross | |||
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Borderline Shota | His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. It might look like a 12 year old, but the artist clearly said that he was 21 in this drawing, so its "ok" to him. Returned to /y/ after a long stint with the /o/ management team. | 166cm | 68kg | Left | Build Up | Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross | |||
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Naruho | Not afraid to swallow up pressure from the front and take some abuse from behind, Kiba is the newest free flowing defender in the cup. A friend of Boruto's dad, he's not afraid to go all dog out and take a lead if need be. He is also essential in helping out the teams mascot go for walkies. | 188cm | 88kg | Right | Build Up | Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear | |||
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Big Gay Lawyers | File:NSFW Gay Law.png | Related to >Greg, Big Gay Lawyers is a "good" first level yaoi gateway for fujos and shippers alike. Great for such "amazing" rabbit hole discussions like, Top!Phoenix x bottom!Edgeworth it's the perfect combo! Nick can suck dick, imagine his years of disbarment! He may be a massive dork, but we all know he's a chad deep inside where it matters ;). | 190cm | 91kg | Right | Full-back Finisher | Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear | ||
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Buy My Yaoi | >Paying for porn | 190cm | 79kg | Left | Orchestrator | Weighted Pass Long Ball Expert | |||
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Yaoi On Ice | A player ready to make history, swapping his skates for boots, Yaoi on Ice is looking to run rings around the competition. | 189cm | 82kg | Right | The Destroyer | Long Ball Expert Acrobatic Clear | |||
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Pokémen | File:NSFW Pokemen.png | Finally, /y/ has accepted that the best looking men in Pokémon is actual men itself and not 10 year old boys. | 190cm | 91kg | Right | Box-to-Box | Long Ball Expert Outside Curler | ||
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Male Ahegaooooooooooh | >When you hit his prostate just in the right place | 179cm | 72cm | Right | Classic No. 10 | Pinpoint Crossing Early Cross | |||
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Dio Brando | A former /cm/ player, and the last of the original husbando's, Dio looked to become the new star striker for /y/. You thought he retired and another Jojo rep was chosen...BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! | 189cm | 82kg | Right | Goal Poacher | First-Time Shot Super-sub |
Retired
N° | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness | ||
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Milked | The son of Bondage General, Milked is looking into following his fathers footsteps in taking on the gloves, straps and chains of being /y/'s new top keeper. Is he as good as his dad? Well maybe you have had that $2 shit from china, but this is a pure 100% Wagyu American bull milk right here. Dropped to the U-23's squad. | 195cm | 91kg | Right | |||
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Blow Job Thread | A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up. Left the team to spend time with Footjob Thread. | 161cm | 68kg | Left | |||
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Hyper Cock | Bigger then life itself, Hyper Cocks is in need of filling the hyper holes of /y/ defence. Left the team to try out for /d/. | 195cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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Page 15 Save | When all has been abandoned, when nobody is left to contribute, there is always one man sitting, waiting, watching. Page 15 Save lurks patiently until the last moment to bump his thread and make sure that nobody deletes his 87 image reposts of Homestuck or some shit like that. Left to work as a janitor. | 195cm | 86kg | Left | |||
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Shungiku Nakamura | The "Crown Daisy" is mostly known for being the creator of Junjou Romantica, but in her spare time, Shungiku Nakamura had earned her place as the only female player in the squad, the second in the clubs history. Not a stranger for being under pressure in stressful situations, Shungiku hoped to show the world that there is a place for women in the team, even if she has to get a little dirty herself. Left the team to focus on her mangaka career. | 180cm | 75kg | Left | |||
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Sticky When | HEY MODS! WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET A RULES STICKY?!?! HOW DID /ACO/ GET ONE BEFORE US?!?! Left the squad after /y/ finally got a sticky. | 195cm | 101kg | Right | |||
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Ball Buster | For some, the pleasure of cumming is the same as receiving a nut shot. Ball buster is looking to spread such enjoyment to the opposition every moment he can. forced to retire after consistent groin injuries. | 170cm | 83kg | Left | |||
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Filthy Humans | Absolutely disgusting creatures humans are. Give me a merman or alien dick any day. At least they glow in the dark. left the team to return to his home planet. | 175cm | 77kg | Left | |||
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Jockstraps | A man in the sexiest uniform we could find, just dont expect him to make any sliding challenges. Traded to /fa/ reserves. | 182cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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Yankee Roommate | A player who represents the local BL flavour of the month, Yankee Roommate is looking for a new domestic partner who's not afraid to throw down at the local park. | 191cm | 124kg | Left | |||
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Yaoi Hands | "MY ART IS SEXY!" NO ITS NOT! Quit the team to spend more time with Yaoi Anatomy. |
184cm | 98kg | Left | |||
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Camp Buddy | A game from /y/'s sponsor Black Monkey Studio's. Camp Buddy let anons enjoy their own "that one time at camp story". All of /y/ had only hoped that Camp Buddy performs well. Left the team due to contract disputes. | 185cm | 77kg | Left | |||
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Canon Gay | The hardest yaoi to find are the ones of canon gay characters in today's Japanese media. Left the team to find more actual gays. | 182cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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HazbinFags | A player from /co/'s academy team, Hazbinfags is looking to watch the scum of the cup struggle to climb up the hill of betterment! Only to repeatedly trip, and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure. | 182cm | 72cm | Right | |||
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Manwhich | When people love each other very much, they share a sandwich together. If it's men, they make one of these, with extra mayo. Left the team to try out for /ck/. | 185cm | 78kg | Right | |||
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Monster Boys | The closest thing you'll find as a furry on /y/. Just make sure the skin is as bright as the rainbow. Truly, monster boys are the best boys. Dropped to the reserves. | 170cm | 93kg | Left | |||
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My Begging Bottom | How can you say "no" to that face? Was let go after fraternising with opposition. | 180cm | 59kg | Left | |||
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My Bishōnen | One of the more popular new players to join the team, My Bishōnen is looking to prove that he is in fact, the most important thing to the world, not to just one fan. Was let go after consistent failure on the pitch. | 179cm | 89kg | Left | |||
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Rim And Fin | What ever you do, don't shake his hands. Dropped and placed in quarantine for refusing to washing his hands. | 185cm | 64kg | Right | |||
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Selfcest | The best kind of sex is selfcest, it's less gay that way. Left the team to go fuck himself. | 180cm | 78kg | Right | |||
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Thirsty Fujojoshi | "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?" "I can't fuck the shit out of you without getting closer." "Oh ho, then come as close as you like." |
185cm | 89kg | Right | |||
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Boy Idol | Not afraid to speak up, Idol love is more known for his commanding voice in defence then his skills with the ball. Besides, who wouldn't want to have a cute k-pop star in their own back line? Just think of the merchandise we can sell!!! Left the team to work on his idol career. | 180cm | 92kg | Right | |||
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Footjob Thread | Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks. Left the team to spend time with Blow Job Thread. | 190cm | 91kg | Right | |||
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Gay haram | A free to play yaoi game that has terrible art and gameplay. It's absolutely Haram.....and yet I can't keep myself from coming back every month to check on the new scrolls. Left the team due to lack of playing time. | 189cm | 82kg | Right | |||
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Male Mangaka | Almost as rare as finding a male on /y/, Male Mangaka is an older player who's been around since the late 60's. People of all genders write all kinds of things, but let's be honest here. Name 2 male artists without googling it. Left the team for more exposure. | 179cm | 72cm | Right | |||
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Mind Break | Reborn anew and returned from forced retirement. Mind control got a does of his own medicine to help improve his skills. Mind Slaves gets underneath the skin and minds of players and fans alike. If your favourite striker just missed an open net, fair chance his was under this guys spell. Dropped to the reserves. | 179cm | 72cm | Right | |||
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Non-Con | When you love someone so much that you just have to hurt them. How else will they know their true feelings? Returned from retirement after encouragement from his older brother >Rape to play in the reserves. | 180cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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Shampoo Challenge | While I must admit it is impressive for people to be able to do the "hands free bubble tea" challenge, i've seen men smash it out of the park. I've yet to see a girl be able to do the Shampoo Challenge. Once again, more proof that men are the better sex. | 189cm | 82kg | Right | |||
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Tight and Tighter | A player who causes everone around him to become stiff. Retired due to constant cramp issues. | 182cm | 72cm | Right | |||
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Choking Love | What better way to show that you love someone then by cutting off their own air supply. Found dead at home. | 165cm | 68kg | Left | |||
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Hotalia | When hes not in war rooms "defusing" situations, Hotalia likes to take his "people skills" on the pitch, which results him swerving past the competition. When there is conflict, Hotalia is always not too far off. Had left the team due to lack of interest in football. | 180cm | 78kg | Right | |||
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FrostCup | The coldest/coolest top and bottom paring since the Lich King and Bolvar Fordragon, FrostCup has shown to many that no kind of organised attack can penetrate this kind of love. Has left the team after refusing to play in warmer stadiums. | 170cm | 87kg | Right | |||
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Goblin Caved | Sana's newest project. Nothing hotter then seeing hot men being raped by ugly green creatures. It's a Monster's boy wet dream. Left the team after picking up an injury against /tg/. | 188cm | 88kg | Right | |||
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Defeated | Known as a smug player, Defeated is looking to take on any challengers. Lets just hope he's not being primed for the picking. Dropped to the reserves. | 182cm | 72cm | Left | |||
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Butt Pirate | He be digging that booty, if only he didn't wonder why his rodger is so jolly? Forced to retire after a injury caused a crack in his backside. | 172cm | 78kg | Right | |||
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Chihiro Fujisaki | The ORIGINAL trap husbando. Was found dead in the men's change room. | 161cm | 59kg | Left | |||
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Experimental Fetish | Not afraid to try new things, Experimental Fetish has become the brains on and off the pitch. If the team is 2 goals down with 5 minutes to go, this guy always has a plan, no matter how crazy it sounds. Left the team after refusing to accept that the world was round. | 190cm | 79kg | Right | |||
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I Can't Be The Only One | it's perfectly normal to like that piece of Yaoi art. I can see people flocking from everywhere to see Naruto banging Rick from behind, on top of an over obese Kuroko, who is trying to eat basketball shaped Heavy. Surely you aren't just sick in the head right? Was released from his contracts to sign for /trash/. | 180cm | 96kg | Right | |||
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I Sooo Need It | Whether it be about the perfect husbando, or that goal needed to put us in front, I Sooo Need it will be the only thing /y/ fans beg for when its game day. Was let go after consistent whingeing. | 180cm | 81kg | Left | |||
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Mastication Masturbation | Known for his big mouth, Mastication Masturbation is the new rookie midfielder set to take the the 4chan cup by storm. Left to try out for /ck/. | 190cm | 79cm | Left | |||
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Hyper Cock | How can you not know about THE dick? I mean, it's so famous, just ask anyone on the street about him. Left the team due to a sudden change in size. | 180cm | 81kg | Right | |||
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>>/aco/ | So now that /aco/ exist, surely this means all the western art in /y/ will move over there right? | 180cm | 81kg | Left | |||
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Bigger Is Better | We all prefer bigger apendages, it leaves more to share. Released from team for failed weight management. | 170cm | 83kg | Right | |||
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JOEY | How can I get off if I don't have the image talk back to me? Released to join to /trash/'s academy team. | 190cm | 79kg | Right | |||
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Cum In My Pants | A commentator's wet dream, at least this guy comes with directions. Left the team due to lack of laundry funds. | 179cm | 84kg | Left | |||
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I'm Cumming | A player known for only shining once or twice a match, I'm Cumming looks to prove those moments will be the best the fans have ever seen. Retiered from /y/ as he finally came. | 179cm | 76kg | Left | |||
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Might | A student of the Silver Training School, Might just wants to find out what the hell happened to his best friend Adonis. However, his "touchy" companions have left him all flustered, so hes spending his "relaxation" time here. Surely it won't be any gayer? Had left the team to spend quality time with his lover. | 175cm | 79kg | Left | |||
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Pit | When not spending his time with Palutena's army, he hangs around the pitch ready to help out the team in any way he can....and he means ANY way...Left the team to play smash. | 175cm | 64kg | Right | |||
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Sora | Probably one of the most famous players on the team, Sora has just recently finished his time with Disney Interactive Studios. Known for being able to get out of any tight spot, Sora has lend his fellow Husbando's a hand in one of the most difficult positions available for the team. Good thing he likes to get close and personal. Left the team to work at Disney World. | 175cm | 76kg | Right | |||
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Caught In The Act | Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him. Left the team due to personal commitments. | 163cm | 96kg | Left | |||
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In Your Heart | The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future. Retired from squad due to personal commitments. | 160cm | 77kg | Left | |||
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Yaoi Anatomy | Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury. | 187cm | 81kg | Right | |||
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Yaoi I... | Leaving people speachless since 1999. Left the team to pursue a career in Art. | 182cm | 84kg | Right | |||
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Spiderman | The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch. Spiderman came out of retirement to help the team at the 2015 winter friendlies. After another stellar performance at the Sou Pes13 Friendly Games, Spiderman has returned once again to help the team once more. Surely helping /y/ win games is an easier task then beating Thanos. Retired again the team after his secret identity was revealed. | 188cm | 88kg | Right | |||
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Bert is a "Friend" | Coined as one of the most inconsistent players to ever join the 4CC, Bert had been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. Bert signed for /y/ thanks to a deal made at /biz/ tower. /y/ needed a hero more then ever. Sadly, Bert failed to find his spark, and was released from his contract early. | 210cm | 99kg | Left | |||
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Childhood Best Friend | There are many kinds of love, but one of the most pure is with your best freind from childhood. Work friends, school friends, drinking buddies and more. Before you have to worry about the shock of betrayal or the possibility of romance, this is the friend that will always have your back. No one knows you better than them. And it shows when he treats you with more intimately than any other person. He's your next door neighbour, the person who you have sleep overs with, your opposition in those backyard sleeping bag wrestling matches and so much more. He's got /y/'s back in a pinch, and he just might have your heart as well. Dropped to the reserves. | 169cm | 89kg | Left | |||
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Connor | Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife to help out /y/'s attack. His appearance and voice were specifically designed to facilitate his "integration" to the team. Apparently he likes doggy style. Left the squad to join the Detroit City Police Department as Hanks full time "partner". | 180cm | 73kg | Left | |||
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Isn't That Cloud? | "Hey, I was just at the Honeybee Inn, and I met the cutest girl with blond hair and pigtails. She wouldn't stop fiddling with her earrings, and kept looking down at her black dress when I talked to her...what do you mean that was a guy?" | 210cm | 99kg | Left | |||
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Renren | The fizzy hair hero who will save the souls of humanity. Ren "Joker" Amamiya is looking to save /y/ as well, one dick at a time. Truly, Renren was made to be a cute cumslut, prime for needing to get deep dicked. Released from the team due to on-going police investigation. | 210cm | 99kg | Left | |||
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Noctis Lucis Caelum | Noctis Lucis Caelum, the prince of Lucis, King of Fishing and the champion of riding chocobo's all day. Noctis looks to get away from his duties as prince by playing football. Oddly, he refuses to ride in the team coach to away games, stating he rather be "serviced" by his bodyguards on his road trips. Forced to retire after being found dead. | 180cm | 73kg | Right |
Hall Of Fame
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Bondage General | Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup. Part of the original 11, Bondage General was famous for his skill as a one on one specialist, not even the best of medal players could put one pass "The General Of The Net". Leading his defence from the bench and the odd occasion in the net, Bondage General had returned from retirement in 2018 to help the team reach its first Elite cup since 2013 in the 2019 Spring Babby Cup. The General has retired once more to make way for younger players. | 195cm | 91kg | Right | |||
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Reverse Trap | Questions have been raised about her eligibility for the team and have often told her that she should be playing for /cm/, She told them to get fucked. Known for being the last line in defence for /y/ during the DragonFag Era, she was well known for catching even the fastest of medal players. Reverse Trap was the first female player for /y/, as well as being the first Vice Captain for the team during her late playing career. Having played for /y/ for 2 years, she has retired due to age. | 175cm | 86kg | Right | |||
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Yaoi Accessories | He sells yaoi, and yaoi accessories. The original right back and the last of the original back 4 to retire, Yaoi Accessories would often show his "merchandise" to opposition, forcing them to find a new approach on goal. Sadly, he left the team to help Bobby become a man. | 180cm | 89kg | Right | |||
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Fucktoys | Also known as Thirsty Fudanshi, Fucktoys is often a helpless mess as much as the opposition who play around with him on the pitch. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ attacking midfield. One of the more consistent midfielders, Fucktoys has played in multiple positions during his long career, working well with fellow player Drawfags. Fucktoys has decided to step down, to make way for younger, more tighter players who are willing to throw it down with the opposition. Don't worry, you'll still find him helping out the team with background work, mostly in the locker rooms. | 181cm | 89kg | Left | |||
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Black | Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black played many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black was playing football to become one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants. Part of the original 11, Black has been said to be the 3rd best outfield player ever to play for /y/. After the end of the 2014 season, Black decided to call it quits due to his level of consistency being sub par as of late in his career. | 170cm | 63kg | Right | |||
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Ramen Yaoi | Can Ramen be Yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. After the end of two failed fetus campaigns, Ramen Yaoi stepped down into retirement so Ss..Sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! I.. I will spill out!, ah! | 189cm | 90kg | Left | |||
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Delete Your Missfire | As the one key part of the original 11 and regarded as the best player who ever played for /y/, Delete Your Missfires has set records that will probably never be touched by other players. The only player to have a hat trick in the squad and being the first standing captain for /y/, Delete Your missfires will always be remembered by fans and viewers for his skill and speed with the ball. Remember newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping. | 194cm | 94kg | Right |