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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}''' | | style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight''' | | style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PunishedTwi.png|200px|PunishedTwi.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PunishedTwi.png|200px|PunishedTwi.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:TracyPlayer.png|200px|TracyPlayer.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. How about you, anon? | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind Generation 4 of My Little Pony. Faust plays for the /mlp/ football team in the vague hope that something good may come out of the fanbase. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:LyraPlushiePlayer.png|200px|LyraPlushiePlayer.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dan.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dan.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too mad to die. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too mad to die. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What about anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up to us, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Wow glimmer.png|200px|Wow glimmer.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Wow glimmer.png|200px|Wow glimmer.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:WowGlimmerPlayer.png|200px|WowGlimmerPlayer.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Slinky Linky''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SlinkyLinky.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SlinkyLinkyPlayer.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sproingy sproingy | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hoofykicks.gif|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hoofykicks.gif|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:HoofyKicks.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| They are CUTE | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Numget''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Numget''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Numget.jpg|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Numget.jpg|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:NumgetPlayer.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''We're Doing a Mair Fare''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marefair.jpg|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marefair.jpg|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:MareFairPlayer.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's time to answer all your prayers | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:bananas mlp.jpg|200px|bananas mlp.jpg]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:bananas mlp.jpg|200px|bananas mlp.jpg]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| " | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Accidentally" sent to the moon. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Apple.jpg|200px|Apple.jpg]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Apple.jpg|200px|Apple.jpg]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 counts of rape. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|200px|Taco.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|200px|Taco.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after her surgery was exposed. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Baconhair''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Baconhair''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:baconhair.png|200px|baconhair.png]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:baconhair.png|200px|baconhair.png]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards rather than spend her time training on the pitch. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Athena''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Athena''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Athena.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Athena.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Last seen heading out towards Spider Bridge. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Mare Stare''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Mare Stare''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marestare.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Marestare.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked due to her staring at the ball instead of kicking it. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Supercharged''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Supercharged''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Supercharged.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Supercharged.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left to go recharge his cock. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Sergeant Reckless''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Sergeant Reckless''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SergeantReckless.jpg|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SergeantReckless.jpg|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She was needed on the front line, so her football career had to be put on hold. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nyx''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nyx''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Nyx.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Nyx.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Finally caught up to by her Past Sins. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terri Softmare''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Terri Softmare''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Terrisoftmare.png|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Terrisoftmare.png|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Currently being pursued by glowies. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Postmyocfillies.gif|200px|]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Postmyocfillies.gif|200px|]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The future looks bleak. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The future looks bleak. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Kirin Beer''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:KirinBeer.png|200px|]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (It's still piss) | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:01, 30 April 2025
Prenotes
- The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
- Check the /mlp/ main page for up-to-date player positions.
- Goals do not include invitationals.
Current Squad
Medal Players
| Name | Number | Image | Face | Description | Goals Scored |
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Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train. | 164 |
Best Pony 
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It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. | 97 |
| Princess Twilight | 9 | 
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Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. | 47 |
| Tracy | 8 | 
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"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy has returned to her original position this season as Goalkeeper. | 42 |
Goalkeepers
| Name | Number | Image | Face | Description | Goals Scored |
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| Derpy Hooves | 13 | 
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After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. | 1 |
| Jackie Chan Tulpa | 22 | 
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"Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT. | 0 |
Outfield Players
| Name | Number | Image | Face | Description | Goals Scored |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HI ANON! | 17 | 
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"HI ANON, I KICKED THE BALL TO THE KEEPER. Sorry for being like this..." (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) |
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| I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash | 7 | 
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. How about you, anon? | 4 |
| Faust | 6 | 
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The creator, the beginning, the woman behind Generation 4 of My Little Pony. Faust plays for the /mlp/ football team in the vague hope that something good may come out of the fanbase. | 2 |
| Horsefucker | 3 | 
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The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football. | 1 |
| Lyra Plushie | 11 | 
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Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. MAKE SURE MOM NEVER SEES THIS. | 1 |
| >no hooves | 5 | 
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I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves you sick fucks. | 0 |
| Only On The Hub | 20 | 
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Too mad to die. | 1 |
| Crotchtits | 4 | 
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Do you like technicolor ponies? What about anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. | 0 |
| Thanks M.A. Larson! | 2 | 
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We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up to us, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. | 0 |
| Wow! Glimmer | 19 | 
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Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer. | 2 |
| Slinky Linky | 40 | 
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Sproingy sproingy | 0 |
| Verity | 46 | 
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'A true principal or belief, especially of fundamental importance' | 0 |
| Choose Your Own Autism | 33 | 
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>catalog >ctrl-f >"CYOA" >42 results | 0 |
| Hoofy Kicks | 52 | 
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They are CUTE | 2 |
| Numget | 21 | 
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MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! | 1 |
| Boop | 47 | 
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BOOP BROUGHT BACK, AGAIN. | 0 |
| We're Doing a Mair Fare | 27 | 
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It's time to answer all your prayers | 0 |
Retired Players
| Name | Image | Description | Goals Scored |
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| Bananas | 
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"Accidentally" sent to the moon. | 0 |
| Pure Pony Pleasure | 
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Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker | 0 |
| Nathan | 
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Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues. | 0 |
| Seaty Belt | 
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Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumors abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to the former. | 0 |
| Applerape | 
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Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 counts of rape. | 0 |
| Lifeboat | 
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Tragically lost at sea attempting to row back to /co/. | 0 |
| Terry | 
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No time to Terry here. Auf Wiedersehen, mein Stutfohlen. | 0 |
| >fanfiction | 
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Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic. | 0 |
| Ableist Ponies | 
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Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league. | 0 |
| SmileSmileSmile | 
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Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her. | 0 |
| Taco Belle | 
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Retired after her surgery was exposed. | 0 |
| Futashy | 
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Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything. | 0 |
| King Zebra | 
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Cut for being a filthy zebra. | 0 |
| Pony Semen | 
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HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER. | 0 |
| CONTROVERSIAL | 
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VERY DISTURBED. | 0 |
| Clopfic | 
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Cut for being too edgy. | 0 |
| Fluffy Pone | 
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Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC. | 0 |
| Tom Dan | 
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Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us. | 0 |
| Marshmellow Butthole | 
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Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again. | 0 |
| Molestia | 
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Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape leveled at her. | 0 |
| Black Twilight | 
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Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now. | 0 |
| Spaghetticon | 
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Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013. | 0 |
| Cease & Desist | 
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Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed. | 0 |
| IDontGetTheAppeal | 
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I still don't get it. | 0 |
| Muh Job | 
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Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job. | 0 |
| Liquid Pride | 
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Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls. | 0 |
| Hate and Penetrate | 
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Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times. | 0 |
| Twilicane | 
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Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football. | 0 |
| I Culminated | 
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Got stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 0 |
| DYEWTS | 
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Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left. | 0 |
| Tara Strong | 
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Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money. | 1 |
| Baconhair | 
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Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards rather than spend her time training on the pitch. | 0 |
| Autism in Equestria | 
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Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him. | 0 |
| Cockblock Trixie | 
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Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did. | 0 |
| Existential Gummy | 
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What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny? | 0 |
| Bomb Ass Tea | 
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Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home. | 0 |
| Panda Ring | 
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Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again. | 0 |
| Don't Believe Her Lies | 
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Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There will be a seventh season, right? | 0 |
| Didn't Listen | 
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Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions. | 0 |
| The Hiatus | 
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An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her. | 0 |
| Rainbomination | 
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Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career. | 0 |
| Who Is This Pink Dog | 
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We still have no idea. | 0 |
| Razzle Dazzle | 
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Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of Equus. | 1 |
| Suicide Trixie | 
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Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND. | 0 |
| Cheerileeder | 
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The semester started, so she's back to grading papers. | 0 |
| Fuck Your Marker | 
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Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/. | 0 |
| Best Friends | 
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Repeatedly cited for illegal overnight wagon parking and loitering near the stadium. | 0 |
| Hasbro Internet Security | 
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Server wiped. Someone still get Meghan her napkins, please. | 0 |
| >everycreature | 
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Accepted a high paying consultant position with ACME labs. | 0 |
| Fizzlepop Berrytwist | 
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Going back to friendship night school for her degree. | 0 |
| Cheeselegs | 
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Really ded this time. | 1* |
| Friendship Was Magic | 
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Did you know you were my very best friends? [book closes]. | 0 |
| Golly Loli | 
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Minor sacking. | 0 |
| Faggot Deer | 
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Every fucking game. Every single fucking game this faggot just sat there and gave me this stupid look on his face. | 0 |
| Lets Kill Applejack | 
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Press F to Pay Respects. | 0 |
| Chad Spike | 
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“Why yes, I did play for /mlp/. How could you tell?” | 0 |
| Fucking Dead | 
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That statue is probably at the bottom of Horseshoe Bay by now. | 0 |
| So Sad (not really) | 
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Sacked due to lack of support for Princess Twilight. | 0 |
| Miss /mlp/ | 
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Retired to tend her prized apple orchards. | 0 |
| ^:) | 
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o(\ (:^ | 0 |
| It's Already Shit | 
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It's still shit. | 0 |
| Space Pony | 
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See you space pony... | 0 |
| Athena | 
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Last seen heading out towards Spider Bridge. | 0 |
| Mare Stare | 
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Sacked due to her staring at the ball instead of kicking it. | 0 |
| wA.I.fu | 
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404 Player not found | 0 |
| Supercharged | 
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Left to go recharge his cock. | 0 |
| Sergeant Reckless | 
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She was needed on the front line, so her football career had to be put on hold. | 0 |
| Dyx | 
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Still better than Nyx. | 0 |
| Nyx | 
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Finally caught up to by her Past Sins. | 0 |
| Terri Softmare | 
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Currently being pursued by glowies. | 0 |
| The Burdened | 
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He tried to carry our sins again. Now we carry him in our hearts. | 0 |
| >belongs on /v/ | 
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Ded game. | 1 |
| Post My OC Fillies | 
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The future looks bleak. | 0 |
| Kirin Beer | 
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(It's still piss) | 0 |
(*) voided due to Dragongate