/asp/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	VACANT		Many time world champion across many different federations, including the current GFW World Champion. How does he keep doing it?
GK	Based Fatass		The self-appointed Face of America and former Universal Champion. Not a very good friend; just ask Chris Jericho or Sami Zayn.

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
RB	Krispen Wah		Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner.
CB	YA SEE SEFF		IN THIS BUSINESS QUITE FRANKLY THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS I AM THE GAME AND HONESTLY THE TRUTH IS (continue for 20 minutes)
CB	Marty Jannetty		The not-Shawn Michaels half of The Rockers. He is the poster child for /asp/'s fascination with breaking up tag teams and trying to find out which one is destined for stardom, and which one will be left in the dust, AKA the Jannetty.
LB	Deanetty		^^^^Case in point. So I told Dean to lay down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
RB	Worked Into a Shoot		Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
CB	>airshit		He is the >tactical genius behind /asp/'s tactics and formations after spending all his time doing airsoft.
CB	Tranquilo		Tetsuya Naito is the leader of Los Ingobernables de Japon, former IWGP Heavyweight Champion, and winner of the 2013 and 2017 G1 Climax tournaments. After being rejected by Japanese fans in favor of Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada, Naito left for Mexico and developed a new laid-back heel persona, departing from his initial clean-cut roots. Hopefully he doesn't keep things TOO Tranquilo on the pitch.
CB	Women's """Wrestling"""		WWE can preach equality and the Women's Revolution all they want, it's still just a sideshow act.
CB	>according to Meltzer		The predominant voice of wrestling >journalism for the past three decades, Dave Meltzer is the most well-respected voice in the industry. Doesn't mean he's always reliable, though.
CB	Tony Hawk		When you think of skateboarding, the first thing that comes to mind is "holy shit skateboarding is still a thing?" But the second thing that comes to mind is Tony Hawk, one of the pioneers of the sport that brought it into its golden age in the late 90's. While he's been retired from actively competing for quite some time now, he still remains the most famous skateboarder of all time.
LB	THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJAH		One fine day, Vince McMahon decided that he really wanted to appeal to India for some reason. So he took the only Indian guy currently on roster, gave him a belt, and poof: Jinder Mahal went from complete jobber to WWE Champion in the span of two months. Now for him to speak in the language of his people: Maiṁ asala vica ika kainēḍī'ana hāṁ atē maiṁ sārē saṭīrau'iḍaza tē hāṁ.

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CMF	BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN		Roses are red Violets are blue Braun's on the pitch HE'S NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
CMF	Bork Lazer		The man who conquered The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania, known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas and conquer the streak at Wrestlemania may come in handy for /asp/ in future 4chan Cups. Did we mention he conquered The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania?
DMF	The Big Dog		After putting down The Undertaker at Wrestlemania this year, The Big Dog now sets his sights on the other teams in the 4CC. This truly is his yard now.
AMF	Brother Nero		BROTHER NERO. I KNEW YOU'D COME. After a long period away from the WWE, the Hardy's returned to a massive ovation at this year's Wrestlemania. It's only a matter of time until they once again become BROKEN and DELETE the competition.
CMF	FUCK THIS COMPANY		FUCKING WWE WORST PROMOTION EVER FUCK THIS COMPANY SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
CMF	Bruce Lee		Arguably the most famous martial artist who ever lived, Bruce Lee's deft skills with his feet will no doubt come in handy on the field. Flow like water, my friend.
CMF	6 Stars		Kazuchika "Rainmaker" Okada is the current IWGP Heavyweight champion and a really, really good wrestler. So good, in fact, that he's had two matches this year alone with Kenny Omega that broke Dave Meltzer's 5 star scale for wrestling matches. He's also yet to turn 30 so who knows how good he'll get in the future?
CMF	CM Phil		After creative differences forced him out of WWE, Phil "CM Punk" Brooks decided to take up UFC fighting as his next career path. Needless to say, things did not go well.

Attackers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	THE GAY COMMUNITY?		Frequently regarded as one of the best (if not THE best) wrestlers alive today, AJ Styles has been a world champion in every promotion he's ever been in. After putting Smackdown back on the map with solid reigns as both WWE and United States champion, he now looks to join CENAWINSLOL up front and create a dominating one-two punch to bring home the gold to /asp/. He also has a very devoted following in the gay community.
CF	CENAWINSLOL		He is a record tying 13-time WWE champion, 3-time World Heavyweight champion, 2-time Royal Rumble winner, 8-time WWE Slammy Award winner and a numerous time holder of some unimportant championships. He is the most divisive player in WWE and 4CC history. He is the ultimate underdog. Powered by a mixture of sheer willpower and Fruity Pebbles, he is here to add some divegrass trophies to his list of accolades. Who wins LOL? CENAWINSLOL.