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=== Prenotes ===
#REDIRECT [[/mlp/ roster]]
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The roster might be outdated at times, so check the [[/mlp/#Players|/mlp/ main page]] for up-to-date player positions and cards.
* Goals do not include invitationals. <br><br>
 
=Current Roster=
==Starters==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|GK}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Derpy.png|200px|Derpy.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Larson.png|200px|Larson.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Horsefucker_face.png|200px|Horsefucker_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faggot Deer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 32
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|LB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:King thorax.png|200px|King thorax.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:FaggotDeer.png|200px|FaggotDeer.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "I can feel the ball at my feet slipping away... I can't hold onto it much longer!" "Then don't! Sharing possession is what made you different to begin with!"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Friends'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 35
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|DMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Best friends.png|200px|Best friends.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BestFriendsTrixie.png|200px|BestFriendsTrixie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Play divegrass with your special somepony this season, whether it's the one you love, or simply your best friend!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:IWTCIRD.png|200px|IWTCIRD.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #A57164; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Wow! Glimmer'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Wow glimmer.png|200px|Wow glimmer.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png|200px|equalireeeeeeeeeeeee.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #A57164; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|AMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Tracy_face.png|200px|Tracy_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
|-
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Princess Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|SS}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:PunishedTwi.png|200px|PunishedTwi.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. Temporarily punished to symbolize the team crashing to Fetus and her shitty student taking over the show.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 30
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #B7BEC5; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony {{captain}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|SS}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Best_Pony.png|200px|Best_Pony.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. {{greentext|2012}} {{greentext|not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni}} Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 38
|-
| style="border-style: solid; background: #E0C068; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|rape}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:rape_face.png|200px|rape_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 79
|}
 
==Substitutes==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Face
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|GK}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:burdened.png|200px|burdened.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hasbro Internet Security'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 36
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|GK}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:HasbroInternetSecurity.png|200px|HasbroInternetSecurity.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:HasbroInternetSecurityServer.png|200px|HasbroInternetSecurityServer.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| User is admin, password is password. That not it? Try password1.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dabfaust.jpg|200px|Dabfaust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Faust.png|200px|Faust.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fizzlepop Berrytwist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 38
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|DMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png|200px|Fizzlepop_Berrytwist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Fizzlepop_face.png|200px|Fizzlepop_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Not watching virtual divegrass? Pathetic.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lyra.png|200px|Lyra.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|RB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Censored_crotchtits.png|200px|Censored_crotchtits.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hi Anon!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|RB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hi anon.png|200px|hi anon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hi_anon_face.png|200px|Hi_anon_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "HI ANON, I PUT THE BALL IN THE NET for you... Anon? Where did he go?"<br><br><font color=red>'''(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)'''</font>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Only On The Hub'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|LB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:onlyonthehub.png|200px|onlyonthehub.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:dan.png|200px|dan.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Every once in while I'm told to remember that these teams are for some silly image boards or something. Seriously, the bronies get a board and the Danimals are left with nothing?! Well, the solution is clear: They all need to dress like idiots, disappoint their fathers, and get beat up by middle schoolers as an adult. I guess I have to play my part as well... CHRIS, WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER WITH THOSE DAMN PONIES. Oh, and pick up some burgers on the way, I am starving. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO REASON FOR US TO HANG OUT ANYMORE? IT'S JUST A HIATUS, I TOLD YOU. NOW GET OVER HERE!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|no hooves}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|CB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:No_hooves.jpg|200px|>No hooves]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:No_hooves_face.png|200px|No_hooves_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What's this?! Why are you faggots jacking off to humans and anthro?! They have no hooves! It is not in keeping with the level of standards that I have set for /mlp/! Mods never told you this was acceptable!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lets Kill Applejack'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 37
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|DMF}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:NuApplejack.png|200px|NuApplejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lets_kill_AJ.png|200px|Lets_kill_AJ.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What do you propose? It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Applejack.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 30
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|RB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cheeselegs_ingame.png|200px|cheeselegs_ingame.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh, you thought Cheeselegs was ded? Wrong! She was never ded, she only went into hiding. Also, during her absence, she slowly replaced /mlp/'s players (and balls) with her own changelings, one at a time. And now that she's successfully replaced the entire team, she finally reveals herself, planning on taking over the 4CC with her changeling army.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''^:)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <center>{{Position|LB}}</center>
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:cheekyponyface.gif|200px|cheekyponyface]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:cheeky_unicorn_smiley.png|200px|cheeky_unicorn_smiley.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| (:^
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|}
 
=Retired Players=
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Boop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sent to the moon on accident.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nathan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Seaty Belt'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SeatyBelt.png|200x200px|SeatyBelt.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|fanfiction}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fanfiction.png|200px|Fanfiction.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ableist Ponies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Smile3.png|200px|Smile3.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|200px|Taco.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after being found out about her surgery.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Futashy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Futashy.jpg|200px|Futashy.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''King Zebra'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Kingzebra.jpg|200px|Kingzebra.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut for being a filthy zebra.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pony Semen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Ponysemen.jpg|200px|Ponysemen.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''CONTROVERSIAL'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:CONTROVERSIAL.png|200px|CONTROVERSIAL.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| VERY DISTURBED.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Clopfic'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Clopfic3.png|200px|Clopfic3.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut for being too edgy.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fluffy Pone'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fluffypone2.png|200px|Fluffypone2.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tom Dan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TomDan.png|200px|TomDan.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Marshmellowbutthole.jpg|200px|Marshmellowbutthole.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Molestia'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Molestia.png|200x200px|Molestia.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Black Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:BlackTwi.png|200px|BlackTwi.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Spaghetticon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cease & Desist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IDontGetTheAppeal'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I still don't get it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Muh Job'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh_Job.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Liquid Pride'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:LiquidPride.png|200px|Liquid Pride]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hate and Penetrate'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Hate_and_pen.png|200px|Hate_and_pen.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Twilicane'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Twilicane.png|200px|Twilicane.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''I Culminated'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:culminated.png|200px|culminated.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Got stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''DYEWTS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Dyewts.jpg|200px|Dyewts.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Baconhair'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:baconhair.png|200px|baconhair.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards too much than spend her time training on the pitch.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cockblock Trixie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:trixie.png|200px|trixie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Existential Gummy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Gummy.jpg|200px|Gummy.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bomb Ass Tea'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:BAT.jpg|200px|BAT.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PandaRing.jpg|200px|PandaRing.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Don't Believe Her Lies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lies.jpg|200px|Lies.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There ''will'' be a seventh season, right?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Didn't Listen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:didlisten.png|200px|Did not listen]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Hiatus'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:hiatus.jpg|200px|hiatus.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''It's Already Shit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Moe RI.jpg|200px|Moe RI.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| <font color="#789922">&gt;stops being shit</font> <font color="#789922">&gt;immediately sacked</font> Not even Winter and it's already shit
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Rainbomination'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rainbomination.png|200px|Rainbomination.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Who Is This Pink Dog'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Pink_dog.gif|200px|Pink_dog.gif]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| We still have no idea.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Razzle Dazzle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:razzledazzle.png|200px|Image:razzledazzle.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of ''Equus.'' 
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Suicide Trixie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:My hooves are dangling off the edge.png|200px|My hooves are dangling off the edge.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheerileeder'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheerileeder.png|200px|Cheerileeder.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The semester started, so she's back to grading papers.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Choose Your Own Autism'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anonfilly_face.png|200px|Anonfilly_face.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Turn to the next page if you choose to take a shot on goal. You have chosen, poorly.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| He was real.
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