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Potential Players

Players in this category have never actually been on the pitch, and exist mostly as suggestions to "slot in" player models that might at some future point exist.

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
??	??	Enginedev		A game engine is middleware: It exists to get between you and the purity of the code. This is a sin. You cannot do this. You must start from scratch for every game. It must ALL be your work. Even if it adds years to production, even if it means it functions like garbage. IT MUST BE YOURS.
LB / LMF ?	??	Appeal To Furries		Furries are weirdos, but they're weirdos with a lot of brand loyalty and inexplicably huge sums of money they'd gladly dump on their weird hobby/fetish. You don't have to be one of them to take advantage of this fact, just keep in mind what they say about he who fights monsters.
RB / RMF ?	??	Appeal To Boners		Hey do you know how to draw and want to make a decent chunk of change? Make a porn game! Meet and Fuck may be dead but it left in its wake a whole market of desperate loners with exceedingly low standards. Just keep in mind that you probably won't want to put this one on the Resume if you ever go professional.
??	??	Abandoned Projects		You got so far and tried so hard but in the end it turned out the game just wasn't very fun. Or maybe you just hit a wall creatively. Or maybe you just couldn't kill that one game crashing bug. Whatever the case your game isn't dead per say it's just sitting in a folder marked "on hold" as you move onto greener pastures. You aren't coming back for it.
??	??	This is Not Game Dev		AGDG IS FOR THE DISCUSSION OF GAME DEV ONLY. THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT GAME DEV. PLEASE FUCK OFF AND STOP POSTING THIS BECAUSE THE PURITY OF OUR THREADS IS IMPORTANT. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT!!!
??	??	Feature Creep Eternal		I've been working on my first game awhile. Changed the engine a few times, changed the genre too. I had to add online. I had to add marketplace support. I had to make sure the post game was rich and fulfilling. I changed the name a few times too, but that's no big deal. Got some voice acting off Fiverr, you wouldn't believe how many takes I had to pay for. It's been a long time coming, but it's coming. Only 10 years right? I just need to do a few more things. Soon it will be done. S̶͝o͏on̴͝ ̵i͞͏̴t͟ ҉̸ẁ̢i͢l͏ļ ̸̨b̀͏e̸̢ ͢d̸̨oņ̸ę̵́.͏ T̶̨͘͠h̴͝í̵͘̕͠s͘͘͠͡ ͘͝I͢͡ ̵̢̡́͘S҉͏͏ẃ̢e̴͜á̧͢r͘͠ ̷͟͜͟͡T̵ó̵̡̕.͏̵͟͡͠ ̡̧͜͝͞I̴̛t̢́'͘͡s͢҉̡͠ ̛͜͜͠M̷̷y̵̶ ̢̕͟L̢̛̀̀͢i̷̛͡f̴̧͢͜͝è͡͞'̷́͘s̨̀̕͢ ̷̕͡W̵̕o̵̶̧͘r̵ḱ͜͢͜͠
??	??	My Mysterious Russian Friend		They came to me on steam one day, they had heard of my idea but knew I wasn't much for coding. They said they'd do it for me if we worked as a team. I would just send them the assets I made and the ideas I had. It's a great partnership. They'll only come on line once every few months and they aren't very good at speaking English, but the game looks like it's coming together all the same. I love my friend, they are so good to me.