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Former {{team away|lgbt}} manager. {{team away|d}} manager and/or moral support. {{team away|indie}} manager. Trip is {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} if I can be bothered to use it.  
Former {{team away|lgbt}} manager. {{team away|d}} manager and/or moral support. {{team away|indie}} manager. Trip is {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} if I can be bothered to use it. Will usually just namefag instead.


Also manage some fake teams I guess.
Also manage some fake teams I guess.
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== Contacts ==
== Contacts ==
*Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
*Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
*Discord: Kinsey Type Fug#9347
*Discord: kinseytypefug
*IRC: KinseyTypeF
*IRC: KinseyTypeF


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{{team away|indie}}<br>  
{{team away|indie}}<br>  
{{team away|kp}} <br>
{{team away|kp}} <br>
{{team away|cwc}} <br>
 
=== Maybe??? ===
{{team away|cwc}} maybe next time chris does something interesting, but it feels right to retire this team on a 9.0 <br>
{{team away|rats}} if on 17 <br>
{{team away|testing}} only for test cups <br>
{{team away|avgn}} if I can beg someone to help with aes <br>


=== Former ===
=== Former ===
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{{team away|aus}} <br>
{{team away|aus}} <br>
{{team away|lgbfit}}<br>
{{team away|lgbfit}}<br>
{{team away|mld}} <br>
{{team away|shar}} <br>


== Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used ==
== Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used ==
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If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.
If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.


=== /worm/ ===
I use most of these for >testing.
 
 
===/avgn/===
 
if ONE GUY NO CONTINUES gets injured you arent allowed to bring another player on
 
That's Right, We're Gonna Cheat is a bench gold that is only allowed to come on if the team is losing at 65
 
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|nickname= The Undersiders
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|altgh1_title=Where did their hair go?
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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.


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{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Fred Fuchs}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Queen Administrator|HALPING}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Nintoaster}}
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{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Kiddo|For fucks sake, he only says this like once in the entire story.}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Chubster|A hero to us all.}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=Bwee Sevunteen Bawmer}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|TAKE THAT YOU WORM|Said Emma.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Collateral Damage Barbie|Fucking hell, Glory Girl.}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=where did the hair go?}}
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Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit.
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{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Texting While Driving|The tragic backstory of the main antagonist.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Copacetic|In excellent order.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|{{greentext|Herbert}}|It's Hebert you fucking retard.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Autistic Armsmaster|He's not charismatic so he clearly has autism.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Imp'd|Who?}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Jack Slash|le edgy Joker-ripoff plot armour man}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|SpecificProtagonist|We know it's you, Madison.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx|Fuck off, Greg.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Death by Diceroll|Why plan out your story when you can just determine character deaths via a dice?}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Sleeper Power Theory|Oh boy, another one.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Geoscythe the Eyeraper|Someone's joke edgy OC, now canon.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|BULLSHIT|- Clockblocker}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Literally Child Soldiers|The Wards.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Eye Crinkles|How you know she's smiling.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Simurgh / Cauldron Plot|Templates like that are forbidden.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Cut Ties|It'll improve the odds.}}}}
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=== /mvm/ ===
 
 
 
===/futascummingexcessiveamounts/===
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox
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|team= futascummingexcessiveamounts
|motto=  
|motto=  
|name= Mann vs Machine
|name= Futas Cumming Excessive Amounts
|date= August 15, 2012
|date=  
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
|color1= TBD
|color1= cum
|color2= TBD
|color2= cum
|scorer= N/A
|scorer= N/A
|goals= N/A
|captain= FUTA BALL Z
|assister= N/A
|hex=  
|assists= N/A
|color=  
|captain= META ONLY
|hex= 72715f
|color= Gray Mann
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|anthem=  
|a_title=
|a_title=one of eigaka or powerslamming's cum mp3s
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|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
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|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU
|altanthem1_title=Heir To The Cum Throne
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Do70nztRNE
|gh_title=Your Cum Won't Last
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Cuuy632gM
|altgh1_title=Life of Coomer Miku
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Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.
no one wants me to make this. it will get the stream banned. this is here as a threat, a cock of damocles if you will.
 
Stadium: The Cum Dimension (its just a white void)


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{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=SS |name={{greentext|No Nut November}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Muh Australiums|You will never ever gain a profit from playing this. Stop trying.}}}}
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=== /grim/ ===
 
 
 
===/sokkah/===
 
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox
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|motto=  
|name= Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
|name= Australian Divegrass
|date= August 4, 2017
|date=  
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
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|captain= Cleveland Mark Blakemore
|captain= Peak A-League
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|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQTNHhDTC54
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|a_title=ANDY HARPER HARPERISMS 1
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|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2diIlI5tNY
|altanthem1_title=Leandro Love
|altanthem2_what=Anthem if reached final
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|altanthem2_title=MATY RYAN GOES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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}}


There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.
ayy league is truly the best (funniest) league
 
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Toilet Seat Trophy}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Distance Derby}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=FUCKING SEAGULLS}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=Lesbian Mafia}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Syria Demands an Investigation}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=Vi$ion}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Vanilla Chocolate Magic}}
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{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=The Wizard of Woy Woy}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<s>Kerem Bulut {{goal|51}}</s> (Disallowed)}}
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Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.


I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.


I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.


I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.


Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.


I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.


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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Undesirable as a Customer}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=23 YEARS IN THE MAKING}}
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|No Market Pandering to Morons|There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money. Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was. I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago. I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape. I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell. Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance. I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.}}}}
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=== /oglaf/ ===
=== /oglaf/ ===
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=== /prs/ ===
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Felonious Bolus as the ball.
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=== /jrm/ ===
=== /jrm/ ===
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|altanthem1_title=See That Headshot - Jerma985 Remix
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|altgh1_title=Jerma's Pirate Marching Band (ft. DJ ster)
|altgh1_what=rip Sterma and y'know don't say s-swears Goalhorn
|altgh1_what=y'know don't say s-swears
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|altgh3_title=The Byeahnthem
|altgh3_what=byeah Goalhorn
|altgh3_what=byeah
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could probably make a whole team just of rat movie shitposting tbh
retired streamer :(
 
<s>could probably make a whole team just of rat movie shitposting tbh</s> oops lol {{team away|rats}}


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=== /csh/ ===
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
=== Teams put into Hibernation ===
Ones that I'm bored of or no longer find relevant.
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
==== /mvm/ ====
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|name= Mann vs Machine
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|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
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|color2= TBD
|scorer= N/A
|goals= N/A
|assister= N/A
|assists= N/A
|captain= META ONLY
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|color= Gray Mann
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|a_title=
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|gh_title=
|nickname=
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Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.
 
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==== /grim/ ====
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|name= Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
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There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.
 
Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.
 
I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.
 
I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.
 
I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.
 
Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.
 
I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.
 
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{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|No Market Pandering to Morons|There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money. Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was. I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago. I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape. I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell. Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance. I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.}}}}
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==== /worm/ ====
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|motto= Everything's Copacetic
|name= Worm
|date= June 11, 2011
|owner= Cauldron
|manager= Wildbow
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
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|captain= Our Lady of Escalation
|hex= 72715f
|color= Morality Grey
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|a_title= Rimsky Korsakov - Flight Of The Bumblebee
|horn= TBA
|gh_title= TBA
|nickname= The Undersiders
}}
 
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.
 
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{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Vulpine Grin|le Tattletale face}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|[TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT]|[TRIGGERED]}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Path to Victory|More like path to author fiat.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name={{tt|The Golden Idiot|Autistic Superman}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Our Lady of Escalation {{captain}}|Taylor, Skitter, Weaver, Khepri}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{tt|NOT CANON|You have actually read Worm, right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Bullet Brain Surgery|How to get rid of powers in 1 easy step!}}}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Friendbringers|I want to hug the 20ft tall unfeeling biological death construct.}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Queen Administrator|HALPING}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Verified Cape|Ask Tin Mother for this snazzy forum tag.}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|FUCKING TINKERS|bullshit}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Being Taylor is Suffering|yes}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Kiddo|For fucks sake, he only says this like once in the entire story.}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Chubster|A hero to us all.}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|TAKE THAT YOU WORM|Said Emma.}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Metal Rage Dragon|Lung is angery}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Collateral Damage Barbie|Fucking hell, Glory Girl.}}}}
{{sq end}}
 
Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit. <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
{{sq start}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Texting While Driving|The tragic backstory of the main antagonist.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Copacetic|In excellent order.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Weld is a Stranger|Wildbow sort of just forgot about him.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|{{greentext|Herbert}}|It's Hebert you fucking retard.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Autistic Armsmaster|He's not charismatic so he clearly has autism.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Imp'd|Who?}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Jack Slash|le edgy Joker-ripoff plot armour man}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|SpecificProtagonist|We know it's you, Madison.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx|Fuck off, Greg.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Death by Diceroll|Why plan out your story when you can just determine character deaths via a dice?}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Sleeper Power Theory|Oh boy, another one.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Geoscythe the Eyeraper|Someone's joke edgy OC, now canon.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|BULLSHIT|- Clockblocker}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Literally Child Soldiers|The Wards.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Eye Crinkles|How you know she's smiling.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Simurgh / Cauldron Plot|Templates like that are forbidden.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Cut Ties|It'll improve the odds.}}}}
{{sq player |no=#xx |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Aaaaa, she thought.|Aaaaa, she thought again.}}}}
{{sq end}}
</div>
 
==== /csh/ ====
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|team= csh
|team= csh
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|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQPOQ7s9q0g&feature=youtu.be&t=160
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQPOQ7s9q0g&feature=youtu.be&t=160
|altgh1_title=Nervous Young Inhumans [2011]
|altgh1_title=Nervous Young Inhumans [2011]
|altgh1_what=Galvanism Goalhorn
|altgh1_what=Galvanism
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9l8X8W03Y
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9l8X8W03Y
|altgh2_title=Hollywood
|altgh2_title=Hollywood
|altgh2_what=Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke Goalhorn
|altgh2_what=Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_2ngI6MOE&feature=youtu.be&t=197
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_2ngI6MOE&feature=youtu.be&t=197
|altgh3_title=Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales
|altgh3_title=Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales
|altgh3_what=KILLER WHALES Goalhorn
|altgh3_what=KILLER WHALES
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQiauJGWpU
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQiauJGWpU
|altgh4_title=Fuck Merge Records
|altgh4_title=Fuck Merge Records
|altgh4_what=Nervous Young Men Goalhorn
|altgh4_what=Nervous Young Men
|nickname=  
|nickname=  
}}
}}
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{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=will is a gay furry}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=will is a gay furry}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS?}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS?}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=/mu/ shill will{{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=/mu/ shill will {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Sunburned Shirts EP (uncensored)}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Sunburned Shirts EP (uncensored)}}
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{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=KILLER WHALES}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=KILLER WHALES}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
 
</div>
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
=== /shar/ ===
{{SmugleafBoardInfobox
|team= shar
|motto= GTA for kids
|name= The Simpsons: Hit and Run
|date= September 16, 2003
|irl= {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}
|color1= TBD
|color2= TBD
|scorer= N/A
|captain= CRAP CIRCLES
|hex=
|color=
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5-VeibVWA&feature=youtu.be&t=97
|a_title=Liquid Inc. (the part that isn't e-celeb circlejerk)
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_1BI6HzjsE
|altanthem1_title=End Credits
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxJkxNEt_rs
|gh_title=Homer's Day (bassboosted)
|althorn1=soundcloud.com/marioinatophat/homers-day
|altgh1_title=MarioInATopHat - Homer's Day Remix
|altgh1_what=Homer's Day Goalhorn
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGXMzvGE0wo
|altgh2_title=Ketchup Logic + It's Not Unusual
|altgh2_what=CRAP CIRCLES Goalhorn
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwoEkZM1r4
|altgh3_title=Halloween Havoc
|altgh3_what=Alien Autopsy Part #2873 Goalhorn
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pm_42SFu7Y
|altgh4_title=Monkey See D'oh Ear Rape
|altgh4_what=4 or more goals
|nickname=
}}
 
If /vr/ league allows 6th gen at some point in the future this is getting used.
 
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=BUSTED}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=GTA for Kids}}
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Canyonero Physics}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=The Husk}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|Set to Kill}}}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=OH ITS SUCKING ME-}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=LMF |name=EAT ASS}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=RMF |name=Alien Autopsy Part #2873}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=SEXY FOOTAGE}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=CRAP CIRCLES}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=Homer's Day{{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Armored Truck}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|look back to despawn traffic}}}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Baby Van}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=The Saw Spot}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=Vote Quimby}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=Buzz Cola}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=Globex Super Villain Car}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=FREEEEEEDOM}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=oh homie...}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=I LIKE IT}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=wasp pls}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=Rocket Car}}
{{sq end}}

Latest revision as of 03:45, 10 October 2024

Former Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ manager. D icon.png /d/ manager and/or moral support. Indie icon.png /indie/ manager. Trip is Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ if I can be bothered to use it. Will usually just namefag instead.

Also manage some fake teams I guess.

Contacts

  • Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
  • Discord: kinseytypefug
  • IRC: KinseyTypeF

I prefer being contacted through Discord. Only check Email and IRC during cups.

Teams I Manage(d)

Current

D icon.png /d/
Indie icon.png /indie/
Kp icon.png /kp/

Maybe???

Cwc icon.png /cwc/ maybe next time chris does something interesting, but it feels right to retire this team on a 9.0
Rats icon.png /rats/ if on 17
Testing icon.png /testing/ only for test cups
File:Avgn icon.png /avgn/ if I can beg someone to help with aes

Former

Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/
Aus icon.png /aus/
Lgbfit icon.png /lgbfit/
Mld icon.png /mld/
Shar icon.png /shar/

Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used

a u t i s m

If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.

I use most of these for >testing.


/avgn/

if ONE GUY NO CONTINUES gets injured you arent allowed to bring another player on

That's Right, We're Gonna Cheat is a bench gold that is only allowed to come on if the team is losing at 65

/avgn/
He's gonna take you back to the past.
File:Avgn logo.png
/avgn/ - Angry Video Game Nerd
Founded
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team color
HEX color
Captain ASSSSSSSSSSS
Team music
Anthem AVGN Theme Song
Victory Anthem AVGN Theme Full

Goal horn [// ]
Where did the hair go? Where did their hair go?
No. Position Player
1
  GK
Guitar Guy
2
  LB
A Rainbow of Shit
14
  CB
Motherfucker Mike
4
  CB
ONE GUY NO CONTINUES
5
  RB
Bugs FUCKING Bunny
6
  CMF
THE WRIST GAME
8
  AMF
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 4.0 Beta (bitch)
9
  AMF
SHITLOAD OF FUCK
7
  SS
this game sucks.
11
  CF
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
10
  CF
ASSSSSSSSSSS Captain
No. Position Player
16
  LB
Rolling Rock
12
  CB
Where did you learn to fly?
3
  CB
Fred Fuchs
15
  CB
Nintoaster
18
  CB
That's Right, We're Gonna Cheat
13
  RB
Shit Pickle
17
  DMF
Motherfucking Demons from the Planet Jupiter
19
  CMF
Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT
21
  CMF
Bwee Sevunteen Bawmer
22
  CMF
Glitch Gremlin
23
  CMF
MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKIN', FOOTBALL
20
  SS
where did the hair go?



/futascummingexcessiveamounts/

/futascummingexcessiveamounts/
'
File:Futascummingexcessiveamounts logo.png
/futascummingexcessiveamounts/ - Futas Cumming Excessive Amounts
Founded
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain FUTA BALL Z
Team music
Anthem [// one of eigaka or powerslamming's cum mp3s]
Victory Anthem Heir To The Cum Throne

Goal horn Your Cum Won't Last
Coomer Miku and Hyper Sperm Life of Coomer Miku

no one wants me to make this. it will get the stream banned. this is here as a threat, a cock of damocles if you will.

Stadium: The Cum Dimension (its just a white void)

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Futa Firefighters
2
  LB
Cum Clicker
14
  CB
Pool Filling
4
  CB
Industrial Strength Condoms
5
  RB
Cum Holy Grail
6
  CMF
Coomer Miku
8
  AMF
*glorp*
9
  AMF
Hyper Sperm
7
  SS
>No Nut November
11
  CF
"just pre"
10
  CF
FUTA BALL Z Captain
No. Position Player
16
  LB
Class 5 Futa
12
  CB
Ejaculation-Powered Turbine
3
  CB
Permapregnancy
15
  CB
The Cum Sewers
13
  RB
Olympic Condom Swimmer
17
  DMF
Grilled Cheese
18
  DMF
/d/-Sized Balls
19
  CMF
imagine the smell
21
  CMF
Concrete Cumsludge
22
  CMF
Breeding Mounts
23
  CMF
Small Dick Big Load
20
  SS
[RUMBLING, CHURNING]




/sokkah/

/sokkah/
'
File:Sokkah logo.png
/sokkah/ - Australian Divegrass
Founded
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team color
HEX color
Captain Peak A-League
Team music
Anthem ANDY HARPER HARPERISMS 1
Victory Anthem Leandro Love
Anthem if reached final MATY RYAN GOES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goal horn Ned Zelic's Individual Brilliance
Randomized with normal horn ANDY HARPER HARPERISMS 2
Pissant Town Adelaide (The PISSANT remix)

ayy league is truly the best (funniest) league

No. Position Player
1
  GK
>a dancing soyjack
2
  LB
Bucket Man
3
  CB
Handicapped Pitch Invader
4
  CB
Harry Souttar's Giant Forehead
5
  RB
listen here FUCK FACE
6
  CMF
>National Second Division
8
  CMF
Giant Sauce Bottles
9
  AMF
Big Ange
7
  SS
Cumdog Millionaire
11
  SS
Pass the Ball to Sam Kerr
10
  CF
Peak A-League Captain
No. Position Player
16
  GK
Coked Up Bozza
12
  LB
Pissant Town
14
  CB
Toilet Seat Trophy
15
  CB
Distance Derby
18
  CB
FUCKING SEAGULLS
13
  RB
Lesbian Mafia
19
  CMF
Syria Demands an Investigation
21
  CMF
Vi$ion
22
  CMF
Vanilla Chocolate Magic
17
  SS
Usain Bolt, CCM Legend
23
  SS
The Wizard of Woy Woy
20
  SS
Kerem Bulut Goal 51' (Disallowed)









/oglaf/

/oglaf/
'
File:Oglaf logo.png
/oglaf/ - Oglaf
Founded 2008
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain Cumsprite
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]

A based as fuck comedy porn webcomic.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Fountain of Doubt
2
  CB
Sword of Friendship
14
  CB
Peaceful Fellatiocracy
4
  CB
MECHANICAL DRAGON COCK
5
  DMF
Incompetent Shapeshifters
6
  CMF
Erotic Bathing
7
  LMF
Not Necrophilia
8
  RMF
The Snow Queen
9
  SS
SORCERY
11
  SS
LABYRINTHS ARE AWESOME!
10
  CF
Cumspirte Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Tomb of the Naked Dead
13
  CB
Truly Spherical Ass
3
  CB
I ATE YOUR FEAR
15
  CB
Stop Ruining My Gigantic Ass Fantasy
16
  DMF
Devil in a Devil Suit
17
  DMF
THEY DON'T HAVE SKULLS
18
  DMF
The Talking Fox
19
  CMF
ZOORP
20
  CMF
OVERTHINKING
21
  CMF
Giraffopede
22
  SS
The Cobra Clits
23
  SS
Sithrak

/prs/

/prs/
below ten above the speedlimit
File:Prs logo.png
/prs/ - PilotRedSun
Founded June 25, 2010
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain stuffing your face as usual.
Team music
Anthem greetings
Victory Anthem thanks

Goal horn warsaw
you've gone and busted my good man casino night
you can be a sainte, or you can be a grunch Grinch's Ultimatum OST

Felonious Bolus as the ball.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
gone and busted my good man
2
  LB
utmost discernment
14
  CB
SLOP
4
  CB
SLIME
5
  RB
a hard right at Saratoga
6
  CMF
prime time for computer time
7
  CMF
I only drink space beer
8
  AMF
come get some grains, friend
9
  SS
you will regret that purchase
11
  SS
we gotta dump the quaaludes
10
  CF
stuffing your face as usual. Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
looks fine from here
16
  LB
sainte
3
  CB
have a treat
15
  CB
not my sweets
13
  RB
grunch
17
  DMF
the hydrocarbons I'm looking for
18
  DMF
please dont squish me
19
  CMF
I deliver the goods
20
  CMF
the alliens have won
21
  CMF
It's Claus!!!
22
  SS
I ate those food
23
  SS
oh no, it's a fiend








/jrm/

/jrm/
'
File:Jrm logo.png
/jrm/ - Jerma985
Founded September 22, 1985
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain COMPACT STREAMER
Team music
Anthem The REAL Definition of a Jerma Joke
Victory Anthem See That Headshot - Jerma985 Remix
Victory Anthem if Giant Rat gets MotM Year of the Rats
Victory Anthem if still eliminated lo-fi farting and screaming to stream/work out to

Goal horn The Circulation of a Jerma Joke
y'know don't say s-swears Jerma's Pirate Marching Band (ft. DJ ster)
Giant Rat that Makes all of the Rules ᗧzechquors — RATS.mp3
byeah The Byeahnthem
WORST NOISE 3 MINUTES OF JERMA985 NOISES

retired streamer :(

could probably make a whole team just of rat movie shitposting tbh oops lol Rats icon.png /rats/

No. Position Player
1
  GK
You missed that one, try another!
2
  CB
Jermacraft
14
  CB
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-
4
  CB
SPHEE
5
  DMF
BYEAH
6
  CMF
The Joke-o-Meter
7
  LMF
The Sus Guy
8
  RMF
Glue Man
9
  SS
Coffee Cheetos Chicken
11
  SS
Giant Rat that Makes all of the Rules
10
  CF
COMPACT STREAMER Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Mr. Green
13
  CB
Otto the Wonder Dog
3
  CB
JEX
15
  CB
Do You Eat Ass?
16
  DMF
JUP
17
  DMF
look at this dude
18
  DMF
LOST TO PINWHEEL
19
  CMF
Fall Joke
20
  CMF
y'know don't say sw-swears
21
  CMF
$2.5 Billion Debt
22
  SS
CALL BEAR
23
  SS
WORST NOISE













Teams put into Hibernation

Ones that I'm bored of or no longer find relevant.

/mvm/

/mvm/
'
File:Mvm logo.png
/mvm/ - Mann vs Machine
Founded August 15, 2012
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color 72715f
Gray Mann
Captain META ONLY
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]

Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Sentry Blocking
2
  CB
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
14
  CB
F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4
4
  CB
>No Updates
5
  DMF
Giant Bonk Sandman Scout
6
  CMF
>$1 Missed
7
  LMF
Clueless Zero Tour
8
  RMF
High Tour Elitest
9
  SS
Two Shitties
11
  SS
Muh Australiums
10
  CF
META ONLY Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
>Building at the Bomb Hatch
13
  CB
Canteen Spam
3
  CB
>Refunds
15
  CB
Reuse Your Ticket
16
  DMF
DON'T SHOOT THE MEDS
17
  DMF
SENTRY BUSTER
18
  DMF
Winbombing
19
  CMF
Grey Team
20
  CMF
>Maining in MvM
21
  CMF
Boot Camp Teaches You Nothing
22
  SS
>Squad Surplus
23
  SS
Scorch Shit


/grim/

/grim/
'
File:Grim logo.png
/grim/ - Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
Founded August 4, 2017
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain Cleveland Mark Blakemore
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Undesirable as a Customer
2
  CB
23 YEARS IN THE MAKING
14
  CB
No Market Pandering to Morons
4
  CB
Homemade Nuclear Bunker
5
  DMF
Ride Turtles
6
  CMF
?SQUIRREL?
7
  LMF
Microissue
8
  RMF
Grimwah
9
  SS
THE INCLINE
11
  SS
DUMB SAPE
10
  CF
Cleveland Mark Blakemore Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Broken Saves
13
  CB
No Discounts Ever
3
  CB
>Cleve has a wife and son
15
  CB
IMPROVES MUSIC
16
  DMF
Anus Monsters
17
  DMF
Little Rosy
18
  DMF
Spaghetti Code
19
  CMF
600 Hours of Content
20
  CMF
Golden Baby
21
  CMF
McDonald's Whopper
22
  SS
EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE
23
  SS
MANUAL WHEN

/worm/

/worm/
Everything's Copacetic
File:Worm logo.png
/worm/ - Worm
Founded June 11, 2011
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color 72715f
Morality Grey
Captain Our Lady of Escalation
Team music
Anthem Rimsky Korsakov - Flight Of The Bumblebee

Goal horn TBA

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Worthy Opponents
2
  CB
"Meh, I can take her."
14
  CB
Predator-Prey Philosophy
4
  CB
Unwritten Rules
5
  DMF
Incest Woobie
6
  CMF
>1.7 Million Words
7
  LMF
Vulpine Grin
8
  RMF
[TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT]
9
  SS
Path to Victory
11
  SS
The Golden Idiot
10
  CF
Our Lady of Escalation Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
NOT CANON
13
  CB
Bullet Brain Surgery
3
  CB
Friendbringers
15
  CB
Queen Administrator
16
  DMF
Verified Cape
17
  DMF
FUCKING TINKERS
18
  DMF
Being Taylor is Suffering
19
  CMF
Kiddo
20
  CMF
Chubster
21
  CMF
TAKE THAT YOU WORM
22
  SS
Metal Rage Dragon
23
  SS
Collateral Damage Barbie
Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit.
No. Position Player
#xx
  CMF
Texting While Driving
#xx
  CMF
Copacetic
#xx
  CMF
Weld is a Stranger
#xx
  CMF
>Herbert
#xx
  CMF
Autistic Armsmaster
#xx
  CMF
Imp'd
#xx
  CMF
Jack Slash
#xx
  CMF
SpecificProtagonist
#xx
  CMF
xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx
#xx
  CMF
Death by Diceroll
#xx
  CMF
Sleeper Power Theory
#xx
  CMF
Geoscythe the Eyeraper
#xx
  CMF
BULLSHIT
#xx
  CMF
Literally Child Soldiers
#xx
  CMF
Eye Crinkles
#xx
  CMF
Simurgh / Cauldron Plot
#xx
  CMF
Cut Ties
#xx
  CMF
Aaaaa, she thought.

/csh/

/csh/
Do you have something against dogs?
File:Csh logo.png
/csh/ - Car Seat Headrest
Founded May 1, 2010
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain /mu/ shill will
Team music
Anthem My Boy (Twin Fantasy) [2011]
Victory Anthem Twin Fantasy (Those Boys) [2018]

Goal horn Beach Life in Death [2011]
Galvanism Nervous Young Inhumans [2011]
Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke Hollywood
KILLER WHALES Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales
Nervous Young Men Fuck Merge Records

Was planning to run this in /mu/ league.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
>will was a teen when he invented keeping
2
  CB
>Post-Matador
14
  CB
One Trait Danger
4
  CB
Pain Star
5
  DMF
the hell does pog mean?
6
  CMF
Galvanism
7
  LMF
Cate Wurtz
8
  RMF
Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke
9
  SS
will is a gay furry
11
  SS
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS?
10
  CF
/mu/ shill will Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Sunburned Shirts EP (uncensored)
13
  CB
its vore idiot
3
  CB
NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
15
  CB
The Numbered Albums
16
  DMF
The Dogs are Conjoined
17
  DMF
I FEEL SO HAUUUUUUUUNTED
18
  DMF
Chad Andrew
19
  CMF
Craigslist Band
20
  CMF
Wave Goodbye to the Jets
21
  CMF
nice shoulders
22
  SS
Nervous Young Men
23
  SS
KILLER WHALES