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|date= [[Fifth Founding|May 17, 2013]] | |date= [[Fifth Founding|May 17, 2013]] | ||
|owner= ETi, Inc.<br>Gippo Dudee | |owner= ETi, Inc.<br>Gippo Dudee | ||
|irl = {{anonymous|Mephitis|!!v8t9nYkJLKq}}< | |irl = {{anonymous|Mephitis|!!v8t9nYkJLKq}}<br> | ||
|scorer=Patrick Bateman | |scorer=Patrick Bateman | ||
|assister=Keksandra | |assister=Keksandra | ||
|assists= | |assists=41 | ||
|goals= | |goals=106 | ||
|color1= DAA520 | |color1= DAA520 | ||
|color2= f000f5 | |color2= f000f5 | ||
|bgcolor= DAA520 | |bgcolor= DAA520 | ||
|txtcolor= f6f6f6 | |txtcolor= f6f6f6 | ||
|ranking= | |ranking= 12 <small>({{increase|14}})</small> | ||
|high_ranking= 3rd | |high_ranking= 3rd | ||
|high_date= Post-Spring Fetus '19 | |high_date= Post-Spring Fetus '19 | ||
|low_ranking= 51st | |low_ranking= 51st | ||
|low_date= Post-Winter '20 | |low_date= Post-Winter '20 | ||
|w= | |w= 57 | ||
|d= | |d= 18 | ||
|l= | |l= 45 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 249 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 217 | ||
|win_home= s4s | |win_home= s4s | ||
|win_away= x | |win_away= x | ||
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|win_score_away= 0 | |win_score_away= 0 | ||
|win_date= 20 February 2015 | |win_date= 20 February 2015 | ||
|lose_home= | |lose_home= s4s | ||
|lose_away= | |lose_away= pol | ||
|lose_score_home= | |lose_score_home= 1 | ||
|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away= 7 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date= November 3rd, 2024 | ||
|first_home= gd | |first_home= gd | ||
|first_away= s4s | |first_away= s4s | ||
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|first_date= 12 July 2013 | |first_date= 12 July 2013 | ||
|captain= Patrick Bateman | |captain= Patrick Bateman | ||
|elite_cup_appearances= | |elite_cup_appearances= 12 | ||
|first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] | |first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] | ||
|best_elite_result='''<span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>''' | |best_elite_result='''<span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>''' | ||
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== Roster == | == Roster == | ||
'' | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #daa520, rgba(0,0,0,0));font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ffffff;">Roster</span></div>== | ||
{{main|/s4s/ Roster}} | |||
{{sq start|bg=#DAA520}} | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start player |no=199 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=#fortune}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=199 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=55 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Jack Ruselel}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | |||
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Swaglord}} | {{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Swaglord}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=66 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=I FAILED LIFE LOLE}} | {{sq start player |no=66 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=I FAILED LIFE LOLE}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Spikeman}} | {{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Spikeman}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=55 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=le millenom girl}} | {{sq start player |no=55 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=le millenom girl}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=3}} |name=Konata}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=Keksandra}} | {{sq gold player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=3}} |name=Keksandra}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=100 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=Nice Grill}} | {{sq silver player |no=100 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=Nice Grill}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=111 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=Top Kek}} | {{sq silver player |no=111 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=3}} |name=Top Kek}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=87 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=87 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=3}} |name=Patrick Bateman {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid|bg=#f000f5}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=00 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=3}} |name=Taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week}} | ||
{{sq player |no=155 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}}|name=BAVI}} | {{sq player |no=155 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}}|name=BAVI}} | ||
{{sq player |no=144 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Ass}} | {{sq player |no=144 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Ass}} | ||
{{sq player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Snek Court}} | {{sq player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Snek Court}} | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Flowre}} | |||
{{sq player |no=88 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Dubs}} | {{sq player |no=88 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Dubs}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=:^)}} | {{sq player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=:^)}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Yosho}} | {{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Yosho}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=65 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=bury smolhead}} | ||
{{sq player |no=101 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Spikedog}} | |||
{{sq player |no=535 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=ses}} | {{sq player |no=535 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=ses}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=Bury Ebil}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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|align=center|1-3 L | |align=center|1-3 L | ||
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small> | |<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
|July 30, 2022 | |||
|{{team away|n}} | |||
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
|align=center|0-2 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
|August 5, 2022 | |||
|{{team away|vst}} | |||
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
|align=center|1-1 D | |||
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
|August 7, 2022 | |||
|{{team away|tv}} | |||
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
|align=center|3-1 W | |||
|<small>{{goal|50||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|28||}} Nice Grill <br></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
|August 13, 2022 | |||
|{{team away|co}} | |||
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
|align=center|1-3 L | |||
|<small>{{goal|73||}} Keksandra <br></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
|January 27, 2023 | |||
|{{team away|int}} | |||
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
|align=center|5-1 W | |||
|<small>{{goal|6||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|45||49||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|58||}} Bury Ebil <br></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
|January 29, 2023 | |||
|{{team away|vp}} | |||
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
|align=center|1-3 L | |||
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Nice Grill <br></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
|February 4, 2023 | |||
|{{team away|tg}} | |||
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
|align=center|3-2 W | |||
|<small>{{goal|3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||59||}} Keksandra <br></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
|February 11, 2023 | |||
|{{team away|t}} | |||
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
|align=center|1-2 L | |||
|<small>{{goal|61||}} Nice Grill <br></small> | |||
|}</div> | |}</div> | ||
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| [[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 6 || 0 || 2 || 4th Place - Promoted || 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN) | | [[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 6 || 0 || 2 || 4th Place - Promoted || 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| [[File:SC22 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1 || 1 || 2 || 11th Place - Held Promotion || check'em | |||
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| [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 12th Place - Held Promotion || off by fun | |||
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[[Category:Provisional Teams|s4s]] | |||
[[Category:World Cup Champions|s4s]] | [[Category:World Cup Champions|s4s]] |
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[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.
The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the 2021 4chan World Cup LOLE!!!
Roster
Roster
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Team Photos
The first [s4s] team photo, for the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
The [s4s] team photo for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.
The [s4s] team photo for the 2017 4chan Winter Cup.
The [s4s] team photo for the 2019 4chan Summer Cup.
The [s4s] team photo after winning the 2021 4chan World Cup
Team History
For earlier history: /s4s/ history
Match History
Match Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Goal Scorers |
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July 12, 2013 | /gd/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | 86' Shrek |
July 20, 2013 | /b/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | 22' Quads |
September 21, 2013 | /an/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
September 29, 2013 | /fa/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | 37' Shrek |
October 25, 2013 | /o/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 4-2 W | 14', 41' Shrek 36' Patrick Bateman 49' Top Kek |
October 26, 2013 | /wsg/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-1 W | 73', 77' Shrek |
October 27, 2013 | /3/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-0 W | 71', 79' Shrek 51' Patrick Bateman |
October 27, 2013 | /lgbt/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | 66' Shrek |
November 16, 2013 | /pol/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 35' Shrek |
November 22, 2013 | /cgl/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | 66' Shrek |
November 24, 2013 | /r9k/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-4 D | 19', 38', 53', 66' Shrek |
January 11, 2014 | /vg/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | |
January 19, 2014 | /trv/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | 57' Shrek |
April 6, 2014 | /o/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 90+1' [s4s]-Tan |
April 11, 2014 | /tv/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-3 D | 60' [s4s]-Tan 17', 72' Patrick Bateman |
April 13, 2014 | /vr/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 43' Patrick Bateman |
April 19, 2014 | /hr/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 14', 71' Patrick Bateman |
April 26, 2014 | /ic/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-5 L | |
May 31, 2014 | /lgbt/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | 63' Patrick Bateman |
June 7, 2014 | /hm/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | 35', 40' [s4s]-Tan |
July 19, 2014 | /soc/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 4-2 W | 17', 38' Cory Baxter 34' Patrick Bateman 83' [s4s]-Tan |
July 25, 2014 | /pol/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-2 D | 43' Cory Baxter 75' [s4s]-Tan |
July 27, 2014 | /asp/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | 74' Topkek |
August 2, 2014 | /x/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 L (AET) | 82' [s4s]-Tan |
February 14, 2015 | /m/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | 9', 77' Topkek 30' Nice Grill |
February 20, 2015 | /x/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 5-0 W | 42' Dubs 45+0', 59', 61', 67' Patrick Bateman |
February 22, 2015 | /mlp/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | 4' [s4s]-Tan |
February 28, 2015 | /sci/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | 45+1' Patrick Bateman 14', 70' D A N K M E M E S |
March 1, 2015 | /tg/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 2-3 L | 26' Nice Grill 17' Patrick Bateman |
July 31, 2015 | /mu/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 D | 65' Patrick Bateman |
August 2, 2015 | /sci/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 4-1 W | 34' Patrick Bateman 4', 74', 83' [s4s]-tan |
August 8, 2015 | /gd/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 3-4 L | 13', 44', 70' Patrick Bateman |
October 24, 2015 | /3/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 34' Patrick Bateman |
October 30, 2015 | /a/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-3 L | 71' Patrick Bateman |
November 1, 2015 | /toy/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-3 W | 4', 90+0' Patrick Bateman 30' [s4s]-tan 42' Ebin |
November 8, 2015 | /adv/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 87' Patrick Bateman 18' [s4s]-tan |
November 14, 2015 | /sp/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-3 W (AET) | 31', 78' Patrick Bateman 40' Topkek 111' Snek Court |
November 15, 2015 | /pol/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
February 20, 2016 | /g/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0 W | 7', 73', 85' Patrick Bateman 29' [s4s]-tan |
February 26, 2016 | /r9k/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | 25' Patrick Bateman |
February 28, 2016 | /gd/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 0-4 L | |
March 5, 2016 | /asp/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 2-2 W (AET) | 59' Patrick Bateman 41' Nice Grill |
March 6, 2016 | /mu/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 2-3 L | 45+3' Patrick Bateman 14' Topkek |
August 6, 2016 | /m/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 2-2 D | 38' Topkek 61' Patrick Bateman |
August 12, 2016 | /tv/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | 35' Topkek 42' Patrick Bateman |
August 14, 2016 | /biz/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | 30' Patrick Bateman 53' Nice Grill |
August 20, 2016 | /adv/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 0-3 L | |
February 11, 2017 | /n/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 3-1 W | 21' Topkek 53', 80' Patrick Bateman |
February 17, 2017 | /asp/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1 L | |
February 19, 2017 | /u/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | 38', 43' Topkek |
February 25, 2017 | /gd/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2-5 L | 45+0', 58' Patrick Bateman |
July 28, 2017 | /his/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 2-3 L | 18' Patrick Bateman 90+2' Keksandra |
July 30, 2017 | /asp/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 3-3 D | 48', 90+0' Patrick Bateman 7' Keksandra |
August 5, 2017 | /wg/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | 66' Keksandra |
October 27, 2017 | /a/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-3 L | 45+0' Patrick Bateman |
October 29, 2017 | /vp/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 21', 90+0' Patrick Bateman |
November 4, 2017 | /r9k/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 15', 59' TOPKEK |
May 4, 2018 | /jp/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | 23' Patrick Bateman 30' Slut Sanae |
May 6, 2018 | /a/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 19' Patrick Bateman |
May 11, 2018 | /t/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L | 87' Keksandra 41' Patrick Bateman |
May 13, 2018 | /c/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 90+2' Keksandra 8', 53' Patrick Bateman |
October 26, 2018 | /o/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-0 W | 69' Patrick Bateman 51' Topkek |
October 28, 2018 | /mlp/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 52' Patrick Bateman 33' Topkek 13' Nice Grill |
November 3, 2018 | /wsg/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5-1 W | 45+4', 90+7' Keksandra 49' Topkek 10' Nice Grill 85' Flowre |
November 10, 2018 | /wg/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 L (PK) | 59' Patrick Bateman |
February 16, 2019 | /vr/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 5-2 W | 52', 87' Patrick Bateman 66' Keksandra 11', 28' Topkek |
February 22, 2019 | /mlp/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 2-5 L | 81' Patrick Bateman 18' Keksandra |
February 24, 2019 | /sp/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 7-3 W | 58' Patrick Bateman 50', 62', 71', 77' Keksandra 6', 37' Topkek |
March 2, 2019 | /g/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 5-4 W (AET) | 22', 41', 51' Patrick Bateman 105+2', 117' Topkek |
March 3, 2019 | /biz/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 3-1 W | 47' Patrick Bateman 68' Keksandra 88' Topkek |
March 3, 2019 | /3/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 1-2 L (AET) | 38' Topkek |
March 3, 2019 | /vg/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 4-3 W | 83' Patrick Bateman 13', 18' Keksandra 90+1' Nice Grill |
July 20, 2019 | /c/ | 2019 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
July 26, 2019 | /i/ | 2019 4chan Summer Cup | 0-4 L | |
July 28, 2019 | /k/ | 2019 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 D | 22' Patrick Bateman |
October 25, 2019 | /wsg/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-5 L | 43' Keksandra |
October 27, 2019 | /b/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
November 2, 2019 | /bant/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-3 D | 68' Patrick Bateman 51', 90+2' Keksandra |
April 11, 2020 | /an/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-1 W | 73', 83' Patrick Bateman 39' Nice Grill |
April 11, 2020 | /aco/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | 18' Patrick Bateman |
April 12, 2020 | /y/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-2 D | 66' Patrick Bateman 17' ses |
April 24, 2020 | /mlp/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 6' Patrick Bateman |
April 26, 2020 | /gd/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 18', 29' Patrick Bateman 48' Keksandra |
May 2, 2020 | /trv/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 7-3 W | 14', 61' Patrick Bateman 64', 68', 74' Keksandra 45+3' Nice Grill 85' Flowre |
May 9, 2020 | /asp/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-2 W | 72' Patrick Bateman 66' Keksandra 18' ses 52' Flowre |
May 10, 2020 | /sp/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
July 17, 2020 | /toy/ | 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 3-4 L | 58', 71', 90+3' Keksandra |
July 19, 2020 | /int/ | 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 D | 37' Patrick Bateman |
July 25, 2020 | /i/ | 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | 75' Keksandra |
October 23, 2020 | /an/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-3 L | 20' Keksandra 48' Topkek |
October 25, 2020 | /d/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-3 L | 8', 48' Keksandra |
October 31, 2020 | /mlp/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 33' Keksandra |
July 10, 2021 | /cgl/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 0-1 L | |
July 18, 2021 | /m/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 2-2 D | 83' Patrick Bateman 41' Keksandra |
July 30, 2021 | /h/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 4-1 W | 33', 52' Patrick Bateman 44', 82' Keksandra |
August 8, 2021 | /vst/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 3-3 W (AET) | 11', 53' Keksandra 90+2' Nice Grill |
August 14, 2021 | /soc/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 2-1 W (AET) | 32' Patrick Bateman 93' Keksandra |
August 15, 2021 | /mlp/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 4-3 W (AET) | 9', 35', 83' Patrick Bateman 101' Nice Grill |
August 15, 2021 | /sp/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 4-2 W | 40', 49' Patrick Bateman 90+4' Keksandra 14' Snek Court |
August 15, 2021 | /b/ | 2021 4chan World Cup | 3-1 W | 90+2' Patrick Bateman 6' Topkek 35' Nice Grill |
October 22, 2021 | /x/ | 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-5 L | 80' Patrick Bateman |
October 24, 2021 | /vm/ | 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5-2 W | 24', 30', 41' Patrick Bateman 90+4' Topkek 52' Nice Grill |
November 5, 2021 | /bant/ | 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 68' Patrick Bateman |
November 7, 2021 | /toy/ | 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 35' Patrick Bateman 55' Keksandra 90+2' Topkek |
April 30, 2022 | /i/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | 18' Patrick Bateman 7' Keksandra |
May 6, 2022 | /d/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | 80' Patrick Bateman 60' Nice Grill |
May 8, 2022 | /t/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 29', 85' Patrick Bateman 15' Nice Grill |
May 14, 2022 | /p/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | 63' Patrick Bateman 17' Topkek |
May 21, 2022 | /h/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-1 W | 16', 80' Patrick Bateman 9' Topkek |
May 22, 2022 | /ck/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 17' Topkek |
May 22, 2022 | /gd/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 85' Keksandra |
May 22, 2022 | /an/ | 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-3 L | 22' Patrick Bateman |
July 30, 2022 | /n/ | 2022 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | |
August 5, 2022 | /vst/ | 2022 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 D | 33' Patrick Bateman |
August 7, 2022 | /tv/ | 2022 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1 W | 50', 90+0' Patrick Bateman 28' Nice Grill |
August 13, 2022 | /co/ | 2022 4chan Summer Cup | 1-3 L | 73' Keksandra |
January 27, 2023 | /int/ | 2023 4chan Winter Cup | 5-1 W | 6', 71' Patrick Bateman 45', 49' Nice Grill 58' Bury Ebil |
January 29, 2023 | /vp/ | 2023 4chan Winter Cup | 1-3 L | 68' Nice Grill |
February 4, 2023 | /tg/ | 2023 4chan Winter Cup | 3-2 W | 3' Patrick Bateman 29', 59' Keksandra |
February 11, 2023 | /t/ | 2023 4chan Winter Cup | 1-2 L | 61' Nice Grill |
Tournament History
Competition | Win | Draw | Loss | End result | Notes |
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All friendlies | 5 | 1 | 7 | >friendliest team >lose most of your friendlies | |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1st - Qualified | >""""winning"""" a fetus |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0 | 2 | 1 | 25th - Relegated | >almost losing to autopilot /cgl/ >letting it slip against /r9k/ |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2 | 1 | 2 | 16th - Promoted | >getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/ |
2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1 | 1 | 2 | 10th - Held Promotion | First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory |
2015 4chan Winter Cup | 3 | 1 | 1 | 5th - Held Promotion | Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/. |
2015 4chan Summer Cup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17th - Relegated | |
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4 | 0 | 2 | 5th - Promoted | >SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH |
2016 4chan Winter Cup | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7th - Held Promotion | >lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again |
2016 4chan Summer Cup | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15th - Held Promotion | Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/. |
2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15th - Held Promotion | THAT. FUCKING. KAT. |
2017 4chan Summer Cup | 0 | 1 | 2 | 28th - Relegated | The Dark Era begins. |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2 | 0 | 1 | 17th - Failed to Promote | The first of two 6-Point Hells. |
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2 | 0 | 1 | 19th - Failed to Promote | YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/. The second of the aforementioned Hells. |
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3 | 0 | 1 | 11th - Promoted | Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. Nice dubs though. |
2019 4chan Winter Cup | 4 | 0 | 2 | 3rd Place - Held Promotion | WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY. |
2019 4chan Summer Cup | 0 | 1 | 2 | 29th Place - Relegated | Third Place curse strikes |
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0 | 1 | 2 | 30th Place - Failed to Promote | rude autopilot |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2nd Place - Qualified | Escaped the uterus |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4 | 0 | 1 | 7th Place - Promoted | 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals) |
2020 4chan Summer Cup | 0 | 1 | 2 | 28th Place - Relegated | not nice |
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0 | 0 | 3 | 28th Place - Relegated | barely avoided the spoon lole |
2021 4chan World Cup | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1st Place - Champions | HALLELUJAH |
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21st Place - Failed to Promote | >bateman gets a 9.0 >fail to promote |
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4th Place - Promoted | 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN) |
2022 4chan Summer Cup | 1 | 1 | 2 | 11th Place - Held Promotion | check'em |
2023 4chan Winter Cup | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12th Place - Held Promotion | off by fun |
Individual Honors
2013 Autumn Fetus
Golden Boot:
Shrek, 7 goals2013 Autumn Fetus
Joint Golden Ball:
Patrick Bateman, 5 assists2014 Summer Cup
Goal of the Tournament:
Cory Baxter, vs. /pol/2015 Winter Cup
Joint Golden Ball:
Ebin, Nice Grill2015 Winter Cup
Player of the Tournament:
Patrick Bateman2019 Winter Cup
Joint Best Player2019 Winter Cup
Goal of the Tournament
Nice Grill2021 World Cup
Golden Glove
#fortune2021 World Cup
Player of the Tournament
Patrick Bateman, #fortune2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Joint Golden Ball
Keksandra
Team Honors
2015 Winter Cup
Match of the Tournament
[s4s] - /tg/2015 Winter Cup
Best Matches
2015 Summer Cup
Match of the Tournament
/gd/ - [s4s]2015 4chan Autumn Babby
Match of the Tournament
[s4s] - /sp/2019 Winter Cup
3rd Place
2021 World Cup
Match of the Tournament, Biggest Upset
[s4s] - /mlp/2021 World Cup
Team of the Tournament, Most Improved Team, Most Exciting Team
2021 World Cup
1st Place
Rivalries
You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)
Board Rivalries
Sh*tpost Bowl: /s4s/ v. /b/
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the 2021 4chan World Cup, which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. 2W - 0D - 0L
Dumb Frogposting Bowl: /s4s/ v. /r9k/
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L
Meta Rivalries
THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER: /s4s/ v. /gd/
Thanks to a 3-1 win in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^). 1W - 0D - 5L
Checkb Owl: /s4s/ v. /lgbt/
In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L
Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.: /s4s/ v. /mlp/
Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the 2021 4chan World Cup which was arguably the best match of the cup 3W - 1D - 2L
Gallery
The [s4s]-/x/ match from Winter 2015 summed up in one image.
Keksandra rusing /adv/ defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.
[s4s]'s Summer 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the 2019 Winter Cup.
[s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the 2021 4chan World Cup.
Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the 2021 4chan World Cup
Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup and won the Pulitzer!
Quotes
- "But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
On his favorite team in the cup :^)
- "IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.
- "BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
- — Old Man Sou
- — Old Man Sou
After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.
- "Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!"
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
- "Seeeess..."
- — Jack
- — Jack
- "Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--"
- — Kekkels
- — Kekkels
- "Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this."
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
- "Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be."
- — Blinky
- — Blinky
The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match against /vg/.
- "Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!"
- — DrBorisG
- — DrBorisG
- "ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
- — Ken Ashcorp
- — Ken Ashcorp
Bors and Ken on the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup
Trivia
- In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
- There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.
Achievements | ||
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Inaugural Champions | World Champions 2021 |
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