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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #E570A6, #E570A6);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">History</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #E570A6, #E570A6);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">History</span></div>== | ||
:''For earlier history: [[/u/ History]]'' | :''For earlier history: [[/u/ History]]'' | ||
=== | ===2024 4chan Summer Cup: Resurgence=== | ||
/u/'s lackadaisical behavior in the matches against /tv/ and /mlp/ the previous cup was not received well by the fans, and their complaints were heard loud and clear. Purest Form of Love stepped away from the team for a couple of months - sure, she couldn't easily disguise herself as an innocent bystander like /trv/'s [https://files.catbox.moe/zy6nlq.jpeg Josefa Yurinho] had last year, but she could still observe the other teams' training from afar. Her findings made a certain pattern clear to see: with Spring's rule changes still in effect, 433s were king. And not just any 433s: 433s featuring multiple non-medal strikers, who for whatever reason were given a large supply of performance-enhancing drugs that would put them on almost the same level as their silver medal counterparts. Since 6 medals is clearly greater than 4, {{tt|PFoL|Purest Form of Love}} suggested emulating them, and the girls obliged. {{tt|Nanoha|Befriending}} in particular dropped into a defensive midfielder role - she's pretty good at busting and breaking from afar anyway so nobody had any complaints about it. | |||
Oh yeah, /u/ dodged group B this time. Group F is basically just the edgy woman's group B though, so it hardly made a difference. They found themselves in a pretty rough group though: /vrpg/, the team that eliminated the girls in the winter of 2023; /wg/ with their refined but still scary 5-man midfield; and worst of all, /co/, winners of the 2023 Spring Cup and runner-ups in the 2024 Winter Cup, still in top form and looking more eager to fight than ever before. | |||
First up, /vrpg/, and-- oh, {{tt|Akari|Akkarin}}'s scored already. Eager to show off just how good those PEDs really were, she promptly ran past Homucifer and past the /vrpg/ defenders to give /u/ the lead early on. {{tt|Nanoha|Befriending}} needed no such boosts: all she needed were her eyes, and what her eyes saw 15 minutes later was Akkarin exploiting her unsighted nature to make another run, which she dutifully rewarded with an aerial through ball. 2-0 in the space of 17 minutes became 3-0 in the space of a single half as Homucifer, with her head of all things, chipped the GK after some clever pressure up top. Whatever half-time talk the /vrpg/ players received only seemed to make them give up more, as Purest Form of Love's weak shot from the edge of the box somehow found its way into the back of the net at the start of the second half. Homucifer, too, added one more to the pile 10 minutes later. Right at the end, {{tt|Dagoth|How Can You Kill a God?}} was heard saying "fuck this, I'm going to Spain", not realizing that he'd be taking the whole team with him with his last minute goal. | |||
A 5-1 win in hand and morale rising, /u/ headed to the Battlestation for a rematch against /wg/, but this one wasn't going to be nearly as simple. An unfortunate anon made the horrible mistake of announcing it's his birthday right in the middle of a /u/ attack, and with everyone paying attention to him and himself paying attention to... well, nothing, Baiser flicked a rebounding shot into the net. That didn't dampen their spirits though: it may not have been a Sunday, but Helios was still every bit as content as ever to shine on the pitch, equalizing in the 32nd minute after an elegant 1-2 combination. Descartes then made another mistake: he put his team in front in the 69th minute, not realizing that this is exactly the way you power up Baiser who immediately equalized again. Baiser, too, made a mistake when she equalized so quickly though, having forgotten that this is PES 2016, the land of goals galore. /wg/, now knowing who to watch out for and no longer being distracted by the PED-fueled Macarons and Akkarin, scored one more with 10 to go and defended like hell. The finale was a tense one: /u/'s midfield and attacking layers rotated once more, putting Homucifer back in the center... which is also where that unfortunate birthday anon was still located. After all, his birthday wasn't over yet, so he thought he was still the center of attention. A swift tackle from a still fired-up Baiser and one desperate diagonal shot from Homucifer later, the scoreline read 3-3 instead of 2-3, right in time for the ref to blow the whistle. | |||
/co/: 6 points. /u/: 4 points. /wg/: 1 point. /vrpg/: 0 points. /co/ looked mighty, only using as much energy as was needed to win, meaning /u/ would have to fight hard for at least one point... that is, they would've, had {{tt|Dagoth|How Can You Kill a God?}} not had other plans. You see, his trip to Spain only lasted a week, but a week was all he needed in order to find the biggest, baddest stash of PEDs imaginable. He did the sensible thing and gave them all to WaKKKa, who narrowly missed the flight and wanted nothing more than to vent his frustrations. And vent them he did: three times over in fact, as /vrpg/ beat /wg/ 5-3 and closed the group prematurely, killing all the hype. Damn. Seeing this, the girls decided to experiment by doing the opposite: avoiding the PEDs altogether and seeing if they still stood a chance. Spoiler alert: no, they didn't. /u/ lost by 2 goals to nothing, but gained something far more important: a place in the elite knockouts, their first in 2 years. | |||
The round of 16 saw the girls return to the Commiesseum. They brought their Russian passports. /int/ brought their mighty offense. Time and time again, Homucifer, having forgotten her pink tracksuit, was bullied by the defense, leading to many a counterattack on their part. Nevertheless, it was {{tt|Ange|Alien From Black Lizard Planet}} who struck first. /int/ struck back just before the end of the first half - a shame, really, as the added morale boost would've been really helpful. At least Homucifer took back the lead, but that's the last time they'd take a shot for almost the entire rest of the match. /int/ dialed everything up to 11 at this point, going to their more aggressive possession-focused 442 which peppered Madokami with shots. One of them slipped past her with 15 minutes left on the clock, owing in no small part to another {{tt|couch|Low Impact Consensual Cuddling}} fuck-up, and as {{tt|Nanoha|Befriending}} became more and more exhausted it looked for all the world like they would do it again, or that they would at least claim victory in extra time. Yet to extra time we did not go: I don't exactly know what Homucifer was thinking at this point, but in the last minute of regulation time she tracked all the way back into /u/'s own half to chase one of /int/'s wide players, not caring that this would leave the team with hardly anything up top in the event of a counterattack. But the girls did not need her for that, as Purest Form of {{tt|Hardbass|Hardbass is love!}} pushed right into the gap she left in the offense and scored an unlikely goal. /u/ had only taken 3 shots on target to /int/'s 6, but they scored 3 goals to /int/'s 2 and that's all that mattered at the end of the day. | |||
For the first time in two years, the girls found themselves in the final day of an elite cup. And with their journey to the top looking tougher than ever before, the call was made: no drinking. Not like last time. After all, they were going to save the drinks for poor old /sci/: sure, their calculated but aggressive approach had seen them triumph in the Autumn cup, following that up with a top 4 finish in Winter, but they could not have possibly calculated the pain that the girls were about to deliver unto them. And the pain started early: with Homucifer dropping slightly and Feito-chan and Akkarin to her side pushing up, /sci/'s defense had no clue how to line up, and all it took was a swift 1-2 for Homucifer to find herself unmarked and in a position from which it was mathematically impossible for her to not score. She was all over the pitch and all over the defense, and it took her just 15 minutes to score again, in much the same manner as before. In general, it seemed like whoever found themselves dead center in front of the goal always scored, as Akkarin did it herself at the 24' minute mark. Homucifer completed her hattrick not long later as the /sci/ defense, too busy thinking about whether 0.999... really does equal 1, miscalculated the height of a cross and gave Homucifer another easy tap-in. {{tt|Kurisu|You Should Be Able To Solve This}} managed to sneak in a last moment goal to make it 3-1 at the end of the first half, perhaps hoping that the unquantifiable force known as "momentum" would help them in the second half. They needn't have bothered, as time and again {{tt|Sachiko|onee-sama}} did the work of 3 women by cutting out as many passes to Richard Feynman as she could. One of these interceptions resulted in Feito-chan's first goal 10 minutes into the second half, and it wouldn't be her last. /sci/ switched to their backup plan, the 343, but even the added midfield presence couldn't stop Feito-chan from scoring again at the usual designated substitution time, and she even went so far as to get her own hattrick with 17' to go. Those PEDs sure seemed good, huh? Thanks to some kekoff abuse and a distinct hatred of Brazil, Richard Feynman at least scored another goal immediately afterwards, but by that point there was simply no way left for them to solve the problem of their impending loss. 7-2 and /u/'s first elite top 4 finish since Summer 2020... which they'd won. Could they do it again? | |||
They had one hell of an opponent ready for them in the semifinal: /mlp/. Eyebrows were raised when they only managed to score 5 points in their group, but they quickly silenced all doubters with commanding victories against /a/ and /jp/. They also brought a sword with them. No clue why, but they did, perhaps thinking they could intimidate the girls with it. Before we can start talking about whether or not ponies can even hold swords in the first place, we first have to discuss more cutting matters, like Purest Form of Love cutting into the box and scoring in the 33rd minute. Maybe the ponies weren't expecting the girls to look all that sharp, especially not Madokami who saved no less than 4 shots in a single half. /mlp/ opted to up the aggression at half-time, but they were still afraid to bust out their more familiar formations for fear of ending up like /sci/ did. Not to worry though, as Purest Form of Love knew exactly how to force their hand: by scoring. /mlp/ finally swapped to their X-shaped 433 and all hell broke loose. /mlp/ watched as {{tt|Sachiko|onee-sama}} did to them what she did so many times to /sci/, with the resulting counterattack seeing Homucifer swiftly add another goal to the pile. It's not like /mlp/'s pressuring wasn't working, it's just that, after all these years, {{greentext|rape}} looked like he'd finally found his limit. With cries of "IT'S COMING HOMU" echoing in the background, Homucifer briefly forgot which PES we were playing on and turn&curled her way to another goal. Meanwhile, poor {{greentext|rape}} looked so washed that, when he scored his only goal, it wasn't even in stoppage time anymore, nor could he, Best Pony or anyone else for that matter do anything more to stem the bleeding. /u/ triumphed once more by 4 goals to 1... | |||
...and found themselves in the final again. Just a little over 3 months ago, the girls were still in the babby qualifiers, still feeling the sting of losing that 10 year streak. /wsg/ joined them, wielding their own mighty 4213. Gondola led their charge, an early flight into the box seeing his team take the lead of the match, but said lead was turned upside down by none other than {{tt|the dollhouse|How Three Magical Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse}}, scoring twice in 20-odd minutes. The ever-reliable {{tt|Sachiko|onee-sama}} did her part in defense once more, briefly allowing everyone, players and fans alike, to forget who partnered her at the back: | |||
The couch. | |||
We wouldn't find out until after the match, but somehow they'd managed to get their hands on some of that old 343 Avenue whiskey, and thinking they were home free, they chugged it down. All of it. In one go. You could say that what followed was /u/'s own 9-11: first the Obligatory 9/11 Thread scored with 2 minutes of regulation time left, then Duane and Gondola scored in quick succession at the end of the first half of extra time, turning the match from a safe 2-1 victory into a 2-4 disaster. Out of desperation, {{tt|Korisu let Tres Magia out of the dollhouse|How Three Magical Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse}} with the magical girls completing their hattrick, but the ref did not give the girls additional time to respond. | |||
3-4. Like Icarus, /u/ had flown ever so slightly too close to the sun. Had Baiser and {{tt|Nanoha|Befriending}} felt just a little more fresh and especially had {{tt|the damn couch|High Impact Divegrass Throwing}} not done its usual couch thing, /u/ would be the first 3-star team right now. As it stood, the girls would have to wait a little longer for that. If nothing else, at least their presence in the 2025 Winter cup was secured, but with the organizers once again changing the game's version to PES 2017 and banning PEDs for good, everything was once again up in the air. And no, the couch is still on the team. The girls are a forgiving bunch, after all. | |||
One final note: recall, if you will, the group that /u/ was in this cup. Yeah. F in the chat once more. | |||
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'''Homucifer horn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/6wlvnb.mp3 Quick and Victory]<br> | '''Homucifer horn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/6wlvnb.mp3 Quick and Victory]<br> | ||
'''Nanofate horn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/v80i8o.mp3 Romancers' Neo]<br> | '''Nanofate horn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/v80i8o.mp3 Romancers' Neo]<br> | ||
{{team_away|vmg}}<br> | |||
'''Anthem''': [https://files.catbox.moe/0mjxzj.mp3 Guruguru DJ]<br> | |||
'''Goalhorn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/nxhnnk.mp3 Dance Dance Dance]<br> | |||
'''Victory anthem''': [https://files.catbox.moe/k19eek.mp3 Maihime]<br> | |||
{{team_away|vr}}<br> | {{team_away|vr}}<br> | ||
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'''Anthem''': [https://files.catbox.moe/ | '''Anthem''': [https://files.catbox.moe/d4s8il.mp3 Ten to Sen]<br> | ||
'''Goalhorn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/mh3533.mp3 Otome no Kimochi]<br> | '''Goalhorn''': [https://files.catbox.moe/mh3533.mp3 Otome no Kimochi]<br> | ||
'''Victory anthem''': [https://files.catbox.moe/se0jbr.mp3 Kesaran Pasaran]<br> | '''Victory anthem''': [https://files.catbox.moe/se0jbr.mp3 Kesaran Pasaran]<br> | ||
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| [[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] ||align=center|3||align=center|0||align=center|2|| Quarter final || align=center|{{steady|}} || Teru Time (3) || {{greentext|4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row}} | | [[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] ||align=center|3||align=center|0||align=center|2|| Quarter final || align=center|{{steady|}} || Teru Time (3) || {{greentext|4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row}} | ||
|- style="background:#c0c0c0" | |- style="background:#c0c0c0" | ||
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] ||align=center|5||align=center|1||align=center|1|| Runner up || align=center|{{steady|}} || Homucifer (11) || | | [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] ||align=center|5||align=center|1||align=center|1|| Runner up || align=center|{{steady|}} || Homucifer (11) || Quarterfinal curse broken | ||
|- style="background:#ffcccc" | |- style="background:#ffcccc" | ||
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] ||align=center|0||align=center|2||align=center|1|| Group stage || align=center|{{decrease|}} || Homucifer (3) || Relegated | | [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] ||align=center|0||align=center|2||align=center|1|| Group stage || align=center|{{decrease|}} || Homucifer (3) || Relegated | ||
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| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||align=center|0||align=center|1||align=center|2|| Group State || align=center|{{decrease|}} || Feito-chan (2) || Fetus again | | [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||align=center|0||align=center|1||align=center|2|| Group State || align=center|{{decrease|}} || Feito-chan (2) || Fetus again | ||
|- style="background:#ccffcc" | |||
| [[File:SBC24_Design_Gq.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] ||align=center|2||align=center|1||align=center|0|| Group Stage || align=center|{{increase|}} || Purest Form of Love (5) | |||
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| [[File:SBC24_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||align=center|2||align=center|0||align=center|2|| Ro16 || align=center|{{increase|}} || Purest Form of Love (4) || Finally Elite again | |||
|- style="background:#c0c0c0 | |||
|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup]] ||align=center|4||align=center|1||align=center|2|| Runner up || align=center|{{steady|}} || Homucifer (9) || {{greentext|another last minute choke}} | |||
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!style="background:#E570A6;color:#FDFDFD"| Result | !style="background:#E570A6;color:#FDFDFD"| Result | ||
!style="background:#E570A6;color:#FDFDFD"| Scorers | !style="background:#E570A6;color:#FDFDFD"| Scorers | ||
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|align=center|July 29, 2022 | |align=center|July 29, 2022 | ||
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| align=center|1–3 L | | align=center|1–3 L | ||
| <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|29}} | | <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|29}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|October 13, 2023 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|aco}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: ABC23 Design Gq.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B]] | |||
| align=center|1‐1 D | |||
| <small>Homucifer {{goal|27}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc | |||
| align=center|October 14, 2023 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|vmg}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: ABC23 Design Gq.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B]] | |||
| align=center|7‐3 W | |||
| <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|26||28}}<br>Befriending {{goal|35||37}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|49||58}}<br>Feito-chan {{goal|90+3}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|October 15, 2023 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|w}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: ABC23 Design Gq.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B]] | |||
| align=center|0‐0 | |||
| <small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|October 27,2023 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|xs}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: ABC23 Design G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B]] | |||
| align=center|1‐2 L | |||
| <small>Feito-chan {{goal|90+2}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|October 29,2023 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|mlp}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: ABC23 Design G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B]] | |||
| align=center|3‐3 | |||
| <small>Feito-chan {{goal|15}}<br>Homulilly {{goal|42}}<br>Purest Form of Love {{goal|87}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|November 4, 2023 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|k}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: ABC23 Design G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B]] | |||
| align=center|1‐5 | |||
| <small>Ripe Mangos {{goal|48}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc | |||
| align=center|April 14, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|x}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_Gq.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B]] | |||
| align=center|4‐2 W | |||
| <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|18}}<br>Alien From Black Lizard Planet {{goal|72||77}}<br>Befriending {{goal|90+2}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|April 15, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|wg}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_Gq.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B]] | |||
| align=center|5‐2 W | |||
| <small>Homucifer {{goal|19}}<br>Akkarin {{goal|32}}<br>Mistress Baiser {{goal|48}}<br>Purest Form of Love {{goal|60||63}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|April 16, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|an}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_Gq.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B]] | |||
| align=center|1‐1 D | |||
| <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|78}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc | |||
| align=center|April 26, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|ck}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B]] | |||
| align=center|4‐3 W | |||
| <small>Homucifer {{goal|21||81}}<br>Purest Form of Love {{goal|61||80}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|April 28, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|fa}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B]] | |||
| align=center|3‐2 W | |||
| <small>Feito-chan {{goal|18}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|34}}<br>Purest Form of Love {{goal|90+0}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|May 4, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|tv}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B]] | |||
| align=center|1‐2 L | |||
| <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|2}} | |||
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| align=center|May 11, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|mlp}} | |||
| align=center|[[File: SBC24_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]] | |||
| align=center|1‐3 L | |||
| <small>Science Babies {{goal|84}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|July 20, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|vrpg}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F]] | |||
| align=center|5‐1 W | |||
| <small>Akarin{{goal|3||17}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|45+2||62}}<br>Purest Form of Love {{goal|51}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|July 26, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|wg}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F]] | |||
| align=center|3‐3 D | |||
| <small>Mistress Baiser {{goal|10||72}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|90+4}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|July 28, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|co}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F]] | |||
| align=center|0‐2 L | |||
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| align=center|August 3, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|int}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup#Round_of_16|2024 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]] | |||
| align=center|3‐2 W | |||
| <small>Alien From Black Lizard Planet{{goal|19}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|58}}<br>Purest Form of Love {{goal|90+0}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|August 4, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|sci}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup#Quarter Finals|2024 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals]] | |||
| align=center|7‐2 W | |||
| <small>Homucifer {{goal|6||20||33}}<br>Akkarin {{goal|25}}<br>Feito-chan {{goal|55||66||73}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|August 4, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|mlp}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup#Semi_Final|2024 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals]] | |||
| align=center|4‐1 W | |||
| <small>Purest Form of Love {{goal|33||50}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|57||71}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|August 4, 2024 | |||
| align=center|{{team away|wsg}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup#Final|2024 4chan Summer Cup Final]] | |||
| align=center|3‐4 L | |||
| <small>How 3 Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse {{goal|11||31||118}} | |||
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File:SC20 Design E2.png|[[2020_4chan_Summer_Cup_statistics#Saves|2020 4chan Summer Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Madokami (Golden Glove)|14 saves}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Homucifer (Best Player)|3 MotM awards, tied with Yui and Punished Messi}}''' | File:SC20 Design E2.png|[[2020_4chan_Summer_Cup_statistics#Saves|2020 4chan Summer Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Madokami (Golden Glove)|14 saves}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Homucifer (Best Player)|3 MotM awards, tied with Yui and Punished Messi}}''' | ||
File:ABC21_Design_C.png|[[2021_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_statistics#Goals|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Purest Form of Love (Golden Boot)|13 goals}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Madokami (Golden Glove)|22 saves, tied with Gotta Buy Em All}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Feito-chan (Golden Ball)|7 assists}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Homucifer (Best Player)|4 MotM awards, tied with Waifu Walls}}''' | File:ABC21_Design_C.png|[[2021_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_statistics#Goals|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Purest Form of Love (Golden Boot)|13 goals}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Madokami (Golden Glove)|22 saves, tied with Gotta Buy Em All}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Feito-chan (Golden Ball)|7 assists}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Homucifer (Best Player)|4 MotM awards, tied with Waifu Walls}}''' | ||
File:SC24_Design_C.png|[[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_statistics#Saves|2024 4chan Summer Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Madokami (Golden Glove)|21 saves}}''' | |||
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File:WC22 Design D.png|[[2022_4chan_Winter_Cup#Team_Awards|2022 4chan Winter Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|The 3-5 Ro16 loss to /pw/}}''' | File:WC22 Design D.png|[[2022_4chan_Winter_Cup#Team_Awards|2022 4chan Winter Cup]]:<br>'''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|The 3-5 Ro16 loss to /pw/}}''' | ||
File:SBC23 Design D.png|[[2023_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup#Team_Awards|2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]:<br>'''Least Improved Team'''<br>'''Least Exciting Team'''<br>'''{{tt|Biggest Upset|/u/ losing to /w/ and /trv/ and failing to advance to the Ro16}}''' | File:SBC23 Design D.png|[[2023_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup#Team_Awards|2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]:<br>'''Least Improved Team'''<br>'''Least Exciting Team'''<br>'''{{tt|Biggest Upset|/u/ losing to /w/ and /trv/ and failing to advance to the Ro16}}''' | ||
File:ABC23 Design G.png|[[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Team_Awards|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:<br>'''Least Improved Team''' | |||
File:SC24_Design_C.png|[[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup#Team_Awards|2024 4chan Summer Cup]]:<br>'''Most Improved Team'''<br>'''Least Exciting Team'''<br>'''{{tt|Biggest Upset|The Finals loss}}''' <br>'''{{tt|Biggest Spaghetti Moment|/u/'s Low Impact Consensual Cuddling fucking up in defense leading to the 9/11 goal}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|The 4-3 final}}''' | |||
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Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|one friendly win by /u/]] and [[2019 4chan Summer Cup Group D|official match wins]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F|by both teams]]. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult. | Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|one friendly win by /u/]] and [[2019 4chan Summer Cup Group D|official match wins]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F|by both teams]]. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult. | ||
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* [https://drive.google.com/file/d/113EKhFnpathEqj_MWPu0Ul5RjzZfAs03/ All in one Pack] | * [https://drive.google.com/file/d/113EKhFnpathEqj_MWPu0Ul5RjzZfAs03/ All in one Pack] | ||
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* '''Tactical Export:''' [https:// | * '''Tactical Export:''' [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996440424686297160/1261830682653753435/u_summer_24.7z?ex=669462e6&is=66931166&hm=019c954b921767da9f45bea21390ceb75b3fe5e8d1ed0f26544faab4e319e9ce& Haha /u/ copy /sp/ ticky tacks] | ||
* '''Aesthetics Export:''' [https:// | * '''Aesthetics Export:''' [https://mega.nz/folder/luhEmBZK#2MolImW5JbaBE0DhzAeqPQ/file/AmAHETqD Hot kits] | ||
* '''Audio Export:''' [https://drive.google.com/file/d/ | * '''Audio Export:''' [https://drive.google.com/file/d/12shZds1yon0SY24F3QFbek5R0hPi1NKg/view?usp=sharing Now with more chants] | ||
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In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup, then after a few more hardships got a second elite cup win in the 2020 4chan Summer Cup.
History
- For earlier history: /u/ History
2024 4chan Summer Cup: Resurgence
/u/'s lackadaisical behavior in the matches against /tv/ and /mlp/ the previous cup was not received well by the fans, and their complaints were heard loud and clear. Purest Form of Love stepped away from the team for a couple of months - sure, she couldn't easily disguise herself as an innocent bystander like /trv/'s Josefa Yurinho had last year, but she could still observe the other teams' training from afar. Her findings made a certain pattern clear to see: with Spring's rule changes still in effect, 433s were king. And not just any 433s: 433s featuring multiple non-medal strikers, who for whatever reason were given a large supply of performance-enhancing drugs that would put them on almost the same level as their silver medal counterparts. Since 6 medals is clearly greater than 4, PFoL suggested emulating them, and the girls obliged. Nanoha in particular dropped into a defensive midfielder role - she's pretty good at busting and breaking from afar anyway so nobody had any complaints about it.
Oh yeah, /u/ dodged group B this time. Group F is basically just the edgy woman's group B though, so it hardly made a difference. They found themselves in a pretty rough group though: /vrpg/, the team that eliminated the girls in the winter of 2023; /wg/ with their refined but still scary 5-man midfield; and worst of all, /co/, winners of the 2023 Spring Cup and runner-ups in the 2024 Winter Cup, still in top form and looking more eager to fight than ever before.
First up, /vrpg/, and-- oh, Akari's scored already. Eager to show off just how good those PEDs really were, she promptly ran past Homucifer and past the /vrpg/ defenders to give /u/ the lead early on. Nanoha needed no such boosts: all she needed were her eyes, and what her eyes saw 15 minutes later was Akkarin exploiting her unsighted nature to make another run, which she dutifully rewarded with an aerial through ball. 2-0 in the space of 17 minutes became 3-0 in the space of a single half as Homucifer, with her head of all things, chipped the GK after some clever pressure up top. Whatever half-time talk the /vrpg/ players received only seemed to make them give up more, as Purest Form of Love's weak shot from the edge of the box somehow found its way into the back of the net at the start of the second half. Homucifer, too, added one more to the pile 10 minutes later. Right at the end, Dagoth was heard saying "fuck this, I'm going to Spain", not realizing that he'd be taking the whole team with him with his last minute goal.
A 5-1 win in hand and morale rising, /u/ headed to the Battlestation for a rematch against /wg/, but this one wasn't going to be nearly as simple. An unfortunate anon made the horrible mistake of announcing it's his birthday right in the middle of a /u/ attack, and with everyone paying attention to him and himself paying attention to... well, nothing, Baiser flicked a rebounding shot into the net. That didn't dampen their spirits though: it may not have been a Sunday, but Helios was still every bit as content as ever to shine on the pitch, equalizing in the 32nd minute after an elegant 1-2 combination. Descartes then made another mistake: he put his team in front in the 69th minute, not realizing that this is exactly the way you power up Baiser who immediately equalized again. Baiser, too, made a mistake when she equalized so quickly though, having forgotten that this is PES 2016, the land of goals galore. /wg/, now knowing who to watch out for and no longer being distracted by the PED-fueled Macarons and Akkarin, scored one more with 10 to go and defended like hell. The finale was a tense one: /u/'s midfield and attacking layers rotated once more, putting Homucifer back in the center... which is also where that unfortunate birthday anon was still located. After all, his birthday wasn't over yet, so he thought he was still the center of attention. A swift tackle from a still fired-up Baiser and one desperate diagonal shot from Homucifer later, the scoreline read 3-3 instead of 2-3, right in time for the ref to blow the whistle.
/co/: 6 points. /u/: 4 points. /wg/: 1 point. /vrpg/: 0 points. /co/ looked mighty, only using as much energy as was needed to win, meaning /u/ would have to fight hard for at least one point... that is, they would've, had Dagoth not had other plans. You see, his trip to Spain only lasted a week, but a week was all he needed in order to find the biggest, baddest stash of PEDs imaginable. He did the sensible thing and gave them all to WaKKKa, who narrowly missed the flight and wanted nothing more than to vent his frustrations. And vent them he did: three times over in fact, as /vrpg/ beat /wg/ 5-3 and closed the group prematurely, killing all the hype. Damn. Seeing this, the girls decided to experiment by doing the opposite: avoiding the PEDs altogether and seeing if they still stood a chance. Spoiler alert: no, they didn't. /u/ lost by 2 goals to nothing, but gained something far more important: a place in the elite knockouts, their first in 2 years.
The round of 16 saw the girls return to the Commiesseum. They brought their Russian passports. /int/ brought their mighty offense. Time and time again, Homucifer, having forgotten her pink tracksuit, was bullied by the defense, leading to many a counterattack on their part. Nevertheless, it was Ange who struck first. /int/ struck back just before the end of the first half - a shame, really, as the added morale boost would've been really helpful. At least Homucifer took back the lead, but that's the last time they'd take a shot for almost the entire rest of the match. /int/ dialed everything up to 11 at this point, going to their more aggressive possession-focused 442 which peppered Madokami with shots. One of them slipped past her with 15 minutes left on the clock, owing in no small part to another couch fuck-up, and as Nanoha became more and more exhausted it looked for all the world like they would do it again, or that they would at least claim victory in extra time. Yet to extra time we did not go: I don't exactly know what Homucifer was thinking at this point, but in the last minute of regulation time she tracked all the way back into /u/'s own half to chase one of /int/'s wide players, not caring that this would leave the team with hardly anything up top in the event of a counterattack. But the girls did not need her for that, as Purest Form of Hardbass pushed right into the gap she left in the offense and scored an unlikely goal. /u/ had only taken 3 shots on target to /int/'s 6, but they scored 3 goals to /int/'s 2 and that's all that mattered at the end of the day.
For the first time in two years, the girls found themselves in the final day of an elite cup. And with their journey to the top looking tougher than ever before, the call was made: no drinking. Not like last time. After all, they were going to save the drinks for poor old /sci/: sure, their calculated but aggressive approach had seen them triumph in the Autumn cup, following that up with a top 4 finish in Winter, but they could not have possibly calculated the pain that the girls were about to deliver unto them. And the pain started early: with Homucifer dropping slightly and Feito-chan and Akkarin to her side pushing up, /sci/'s defense had no clue how to line up, and all it took was a swift 1-2 for Homucifer to find herself unmarked and in a position from which it was mathematically impossible for her to not score. She was all over the pitch and all over the defense, and it took her just 15 minutes to score again, in much the same manner as before. In general, it seemed like whoever found themselves dead center in front of the goal always scored, as Akkarin did it herself at the 24' minute mark. Homucifer completed her hattrick not long later as the /sci/ defense, too busy thinking about whether 0.999... really does equal 1, miscalculated the height of a cross and gave Homucifer another easy tap-in. Kurisu managed to sneak in a last moment goal to make it 3-1 at the end of the first half, perhaps hoping that the unquantifiable force known as "momentum" would help them in the second half. They needn't have bothered, as time and again Sachiko did the work of 3 women by cutting out as many passes to Richard Feynman as she could. One of these interceptions resulted in Feito-chan's first goal 10 minutes into the second half, and it wouldn't be her last. /sci/ switched to their backup plan, the 343, but even the added midfield presence couldn't stop Feito-chan from scoring again at the usual designated substitution time, and she even went so far as to get her own hattrick with 17' to go. Those PEDs sure seemed good, huh? Thanks to some kekoff abuse and a distinct hatred of Brazil, Richard Feynman at least scored another goal immediately afterwards, but by that point there was simply no way left for them to solve the problem of their impending loss. 7-2 and /u/'s first elite top 4 finish since Summer 2020... which they'd won. Could they do it again?
They had one hell of an opponent ready for them in the semifinal: /mlp/. Eyebrows were raised when they only managed to score 5 points in their group, but they quickly silenced all doubters with commanding victories against /a/ and /jp/. They also brought a sword with them. No clue why, but they did, perhaps thinking they could intimidate the girls with it. Before we can start talking about whether or not ponies can even hold swords in the first place, we first have to discuss more cutting matters, like Purest Form of Love cutting into the box and scoring in the 33rd minute. Maybe the ponies weren't expecting the girls to look all that sharp, especially not Madokami who saved no less than 4 shots in a single half. /mlp/ opted to up the aggression at half-time, but they were still afraid to bust out their more familiar formations for fear of ending up like /sci/ did. Not to worry though, as Purest Form of Love knew exactly how to force their hand: by scoring. /mlp/ finally swapped to their X-shaped 433 and all hell broke loose. /mlp/ watched as Sachiko did to them what she did so many times to /sci/, with the resulting counterattack seeing Homucifer swiftly add another goal to the pile. It's not like /mlp/'s pressuring wasn't working, it's just that, after all these years, >rape looked like he'd finally found his limit. With cries of "IT'S COMING HOMU" echoing in the background, Homucifer briefly forgot which PES we were playing on and turn&curled her way to another goal. Meanwhile, poor >rape looked so washed that, when he scored his only goal, it wasn't even in stoppage time anymore, nor could he, Best Pony or anyone else for that matter do anything more to stem the bleeding. /u/ triumphed once more by 4 goals to 1...
...and found themselves in the final again. Just a little over 3 months ago, the girls were still in the babby qualifiers, still feeling the sting of losing that 10 year streak. /wsg/ joined them, wielding their own mighty 4213. Gondola led their charge, an early flight into the box seeing his team take the lead of the match, but said lead was turned upside down by none other than the dollhouse, scoring twice in 20-odd minutes. The ever-reliable Sachiko did her part in defense once more, briefly allowing everyone, players and fans alike, to forget who partnered her at the back:
The couch.
We wouldn't find out until after the match, but somehow they'd managed to get their hands on some of that old 343 Avenue whiskey, and thinking they were home free, they chugged it down. All of it. In one go. You could say that what followed was /u/'s own 9-11: first the Obligatory 9/11 Thread scored with 2 minutes of regulation time left, then Duane and Gondola scored in quick succession at the end of the first half of extra time, turning the match from a safe 2-1 victory into a 2-4 disaster. Out of desperation, Korisu let Tres Magia out of the dollhouse with the magical girls completing their hattrick, but the ref did not give the girls additional time to respond.
3-4. Like Icarus, /u/ had flown ever so slightly too close to the sun. Had Baiser and Nanoha felt just a little more fresh and especially had the damn couch not done its usual couch thing, /u/ would be the first 3-star team right now. As it stood, the girls would have to wait a little longer for that. If nothing else, at least their presence in the 2025 Winter cup was secured, but with the organizers once again changing the game's version to PES 2017 and banning PEDs for good, everything was once again up in the air. And no, the couch is still on the team. The girls are a forgiving bunch, after all.
One final note: recall, if you will, the group that /u/ was in this cup. Yeah. F in the chat once more.
Players
- Main Article: /u/ roster
- Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters
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The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)
Music Corner
Main Music
Opponent-Specific Music
/a/
Anthem: Hectopascal
Goalhorn: Garasu no Hanzono
Victory anthem: Fly Me to the Star (MayaKuro version)
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze
/an/
Anthem: Kimi no Rhapsody
Goalhorn: Youkoso Japari Park e
Victory anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru (full)
/c/
Anthem: Yes! Yuyuyu☆Yuruyuri♪♪
Goalhorn: Butterfly Effector
Victory anthem: Happy Happy Friends
/ck/
Anthem: Rabbit's Polka
Goalhorn: Gohan wa Okazu
Victory anthem: Taberuu!
/e/
Anthem: Overdrive
Goalhorn: Break Your World
Victory anthem: Passionate Squall
/h/
Anthem: Junshin na Hana Uranai
Goalhorn: Blue Bud Blue
Victory anthem: Shōjo Sect ~ Innocent Lovers ~ Opening Theme
/his/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Tranquilite Version
Goalhorn: Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Victory anthem: Katyusha - Girls Und Panzer
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version
/jp/
Anthem: Let's Pop Together
Goalhorn: Magnet
Victory anthem: Flowering Night (Violin & Piano)
/k/
Anthem: Aviamarch
Goalhorn: Crazy Psycho Lesbian
Victory anthem: More One Night
Homucifer horn: Absolute Configuration
/lit/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Lyric Reading
Goalhorn: Shukufuku no Kaze
Victory anthem: Sonata Blue
Homucifer horn: Magia - Piano
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition - Piano
/m/
Anthem: Saikyo Yuusha Robo Gundan Ladies
Goalhorn: Seigi wo Shinjite, Nigiri Shimete
Victory anthem: The Blessings
Black Sunshine horn: Waikyou Shenshou Jing
Nanofate horn: Hoshizora No Spica
/o/
Anthem: Diesel Dykes o'Dixie
Goalhorn: Won(*3*)Chu KissMe! (Deleta Eurobeat Mix)
Victory anthem: Akaza Akari March
Homucifer horn: Magia (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
/out/
Anthem: Koro wa Doko
Goalhorn: Natsuiro Present
Victory anthem: Shiny Days
/pol/
Anthem: Erica - Strike Witches
Goalhorn: Cross the Line
Victory anthem: The Other Side of the Wall
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
/sp/
Anthem: Venus Line
Goalhorn: Aim for the Top
Victory anthem: DreamxScramble
/toy/
Anthem: Tiny Tiny
Goalhorn: Sacred world.
Victory anthem: Black Rock Shooter
/v/
Anthem: Digital Drive
Goalhorn: Brawl Breaks
Victory anthem: Tomorrow Is Mine
Homucifer horn: Quick and Victory
Nanofate horn: Romancers' Neo
/vmg/
Anthem: Guruguru DJ
Goalhorn: Dance Dance Dance
Victory anthem: Maihime
/vr/
Anthem: Ohtori Gauken Kouka
Goalhorn: Agony Kotoko 8bit
Victory anthem: Initial Velocity
Akarin horn: Daijiken 8bit
Black Sunshine horn: Exterminate 8bit
Homucifer horn: Magia 8bit
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition 8bit
/vrpg/
Anthem: Ryuusei no Bifrost
Goalhorn: Malicious Roses
Victory anthem: Kaiten Neji Shiki Shou
/x/
Anthem: Ten to Sen
Goalhorn: Otome no Kimochi
Victory anthem: Kesaran Pasaran
Homucifer horn: Theatre of a witch
Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Tie | Loss | End result | Tier | Top goalscorer | Notes |
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 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 1 | 2 | Group stage |  |
Homuhomu (2) | |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 1 | Group stage |  |
4-way tie (1) | Promoted due to Dragongate |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup |
2 | 1 | 1 | Ro16 |  |
Homuhomu (5) | |
 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | |
Homucifer (2) | Relegated |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
3 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
Purest Form of Love (3) | Promoted |
 2014 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
Purest Form of Love (3) | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
Purest Form of Love & Teru Time(3) | |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter final | |
Teru Time (3) | >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | |
Homucifer (11) | Quarterfinal curse broken |
 2016 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | |
Homucifer (3) | Relegated |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
4 | 1 | 2 | 3rd place | |
Teru Time(4) | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Winter Cup |
1 | 1 | 1 | Group stage | |
Homucifer (2) | Relegated |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | |
Purest Form of Love (3) | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Summer Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | |
Purest Form of Love (6) | >TWO FINALS LOST |
 2018 4chan Winter Cup |
6 | 0 | 1 | Champions | |
Homucifer (4) | AT LAST |
 2018 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 0 | 3 | >last | |
Homucifer & Befriending (3) | Relegated with the spoon |
 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
3 | 0 | 1 | Ro16 | |
Homucifer (3) | 9 point mustard race and curse |
 2019 4chan Winter Cup |
3 | 0 | 1 | Ro16 | |
Homucifer (7) | 9 point mustard race and curse AGAIN |
 2019 4chan Summer Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | |
Homucifer & Befriending (3) | |
 2020 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 0 | 2 | Ro16 | |
Purest Form of Love (4) | >another fucking Ro16 exit |
 2020 4chan Summer Cup |
6 | 0 | 1 | Champions | |
Feito-chan, Homucifer & PFoL (5) | TWO LILIES |
 2021 4chan Winter Cup |
0 | 3 | 0 | Group stage | |
Homucifer (3) | Relegated |
 2021 4chan World Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro32 | |
Homucifer (5) | |
 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
7 | 0 | 1 | Champions | |
Purest Form of Love (13) | THREE CUP CLUB |
 2022 4chan Winter Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | |
Homucifer (5) | |
 2022 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
Homucifer & Befrending (5) | |
 2023 4chan Winter Cup |
1 | 0 | 2 | Group stage | |
Homucifer (3) | Relegated |
 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 2 | Group stage | |
Purest Form of Love (3) | Elite 4 CB streak |
 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers |
1 | 2 | 0 | Group Stage | |
Homucifer (3) | |
 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 1 | 2 | Group State | |
Feito-chan (2) | Fetus again |
 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
2 | 1 | 0 | Group Stage | |
Purest Form of Love (5) | |
 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2 | 0 | 2 | Ro16 | |
Purest Form of Love (4) | Finally Elite again |
 2024 4chan Summer Cup |
4 | 1 | 2 | Runner up | |
Homucifer (9) | >another last minute choke |
Match History
- For more detailed match history: /u/ Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| July 29, 2022 |  /r9k/
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2022 4chan Summer Cup Group B
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4–1 W | Homucifer  27'Befriending 34', 42', 57'
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| July 31, 2022 |  /pw/
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2022 4chan Summer Cup Group B
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2–2 D | Feito-chan 60' Homucifer 74'
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| August 6, 2022 |  /xs/
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2022 4chan Summer Cup Group B
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1–0 W | Homucifer 9'
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| August 13, 2022 |  /d/
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2022 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
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3–1 W | Homucifer 28', 86' Befriending 90+6'
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| August 14, 2022 | /v/
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2022 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals |
1–4 L | Befriending 10'
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| January 28, 2023 |  /vg/
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2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F
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3–0 W | Purest Form of Love 8' Homucifer 79'Befriending 90+2'
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| February 3, 2023 |  /y/
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2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F
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1–3 L | Akkarin 68'
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| February 5, 2023 | /vrpg/
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2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F
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2–3 L | Homucifer 5', 58'
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| May 5, 2023 |  /w/
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2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2–5 L | Homucifer 42' Purest Form of Love 68'
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| May 7, 2023 | /m/
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2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3–1 W | Purest Form of Love 23' Homucifer 52'Feito-chan 68'
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| May 13, 2023 |  /trv/
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2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1–3 L | Purest Form of Love 29'
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| October 13, 2023 |  /aco/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B
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1‐1 D | Homucifer 27'
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| October 14, 2023 | /vmg/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B
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7‐3 W | Purest Form of Love 26', 28' Befriending 35', 37'Homucifer 49', 58'Feito-chan 90+3'
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| October 15, 2023 | /w/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B
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0‐0 | |
| October 27,2023 | /xs/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B
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1‐2 L | Feito-chan 90+2'
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| October 29,2023 |  /mlp/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B
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3‐3 | Feito-chan 15' Homulilly 42'Purest Form of Love 87'
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| November 4, 2023 | /k/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B
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1‐5 | Ripe Mangos 48'
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| April 14, 2024 | /x/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B
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4‐2 W | Purest Form of Love 18' Alien From Black Lizard Planet 72', 77'Befriending 90+2'
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| April 15, 2024 |  /wg/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B
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5‐2 W | Homucifer 19' Akkarin 32'Mistress Baiser 48'Purest Form of Love 60', 63'
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| April 16, 2024 | /an/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B
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1‐1 D | Purest Form of Love 78'
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| April 26, 2024 | /ck/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B
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4‐3 W | Homucifer 21', 81' Purest Form of Love 61', 80'
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| April 28, 2024 |  /fa/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B
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3‐2 W | Feito-chan 18' Homucifer 34'Purest Form of Love 90+0'
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| May 4, 2024 |  /tv/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B
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1‐2 L | Purest Form of Love 2'
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| May 11, 2024 | /mlp/
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2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
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1‐3 L | Science Babies 84'
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| July 20, 2024 | /vrpg/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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5‐1 W | Akarin 3', 17' Homucifer 45+2', 62'Purest Form of Love 51'
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| July 26, 2024 | /wg/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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3‐3 D | Mistress Baiser 10', 72' Homucifer 90+4'
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| July 28, 2024 |  /co/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F
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0‐2 L | |
| August 3, 2024 |  /int/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
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3‐2 W | Alien From Black Lizard Planet 19' Homucifer 58'Purest Form of Love 90+0'
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| August 4, 2024 |  /sci/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals
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7‐2 W | Homucifer 6', 20', 33' Akkarin 25'Feito-chan 55', 66', 73'
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| August 4, 2024 | /mlp/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals
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4‐1 W | Purest Form of Love 33', 50' Homucifer 57', 71'
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| August 4, 2024 |  /wsg/
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2024 4chan Summer Cup Final
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3‐4 L | How 3 Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse 11', 31', 118'
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Goalscoring Hall of Fame
| Player | As Non Medal | As Bronze Medal | As Silver Medal | As Gold Medal |
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| Homucifer | - | - | 7 | 125 |
| Purest Form of Love | - | - | 2 | 82 |
| Teru Time | 0 | 1 | 20 | - |
| Befriending | 2 | 1 | 18 | 3 |
| Akkarin | 7 | 1 | 17 | - |
| Feito-chan | 5 | 3 | 13 | - |
| Black Sunshine | 5 | - | - | - |
| G/u/ardians | 0 | 2 | - | - |
| Metall/u/rgy | 2 | - | - | - |
| Fingering For World Peace | 2 | - | - | - |
| Macarons | 2 | - | - | - |
| Alien from Black Lizard Planet | 3 | - | - | - |
| Mistress Baiser | 1 | - | 3 | - |
| Demon Dork | 1 | - | - | - |
| ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! | 1 | - | - | - |
| Low Impact Consensual Cuddling | 1 | - | - | - |
| Kuma Shock | 1 | - | - | - |
| Ayayayaya | 1 | - | - | - |
| Erica Hartmann | 0 | 1 | - | - |
| But We're Both Girls | 1 | - | - | - |
| Ripe Mangos | 1 | - | - | - |
| Science Babies | 1 | - | - | - |
| How 3 Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse | 3 | - | - | - |
| Own goal | 1 | 0 | - | - |
Honors
Team
Weeabowl: Champions
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
Kurisumasu Cup IV: Champions
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Champions
Beta Bowl II: Champions
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Champions
Individual
2014 4chan Summer Cup:
Homucifer (Golden Ball)
2015 4chan Winter Cup:
Madokami (Golden Glove)
2016 4chan Winter Cup:
Homucifer (Golden Boot)2018 4chan Winter Cup: Homucifer (Best Player)
2019 4chan Winter Cup:
Madokami (Golden Glove)2020 4chan Summer Cup:
Madokami (Golden Glove)
Homucifer (Best Player)2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Purest Form of Love (Golden Boot)
Madokami (Golden Glove)
Feito-chan (Golden Ball)
Homucifer (Best Player)
2024 4chan Summer Cup:
Madokami (Golden Glove)
Auties awards
2016 4chan Winter Cup:
Match of the Tournament
Player of the Tournament
2017 4chan Winter Cup:
At Least You Tried
Best Kits
Best Models
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Best Kits
2017 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Models2018 4chan Winter Cup:
Team of the Tournament
Best Kits
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Managers
Match of the Tournament
Best Music
2018 4chan Summer Cup:
Least Improved
Best Overall Aesthetics
Biggest Upset2019 4chan Winter Cup:
Biggest Upset
2019 4chan Summer Cup:
Best New Model
Best Overall Aesthetics
2020 4chan Winter Cup:
Best Chant2020 4chan Summer Cup:
Team of the Tournament
Most Exciting Team
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Overall Music
Best Fans
Best Chant
Best Overall Chants
Match of the Tournament
Biggest Upset
Goal of the Tournament
2021 4chan Winter Cup:
Slurpfest of the Tournament2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Team of the Tournament
Least Exciting Team
Best Model
Player of the Tournament
2022 4chan Winter Cup:
Match of the Tournament
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Least Improved Team
Least Exciting Team
Biggest Upset
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Least Improved Team2024 4chan Summer Cup:
Most Improved Team
Least Exciting Team
Biggest Upset
Biggest Spaghetti Moment
Match of the Tournament
Rivalries
 /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl |
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old. |
| 1-0-0 |
 /c/ - The Purity Derby |
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win. After even longer apart, this match became a Elite Cup Final, won by /u/ at the very death. |
| 3-2-0 |
 /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl |
Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, one friendly win by /u/ and official match wins by both teams. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult. |
| 2-0-2 |
 /lit/ - The Classyb Owl |
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met twice, first in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. Their second meeting, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, was much less classy; the match ended with a 6-2 blowout in /lit/'s favor. In their third meeting, in the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the match ended with a 6-0 blowout in /u/'s favor. |
| 1-1-1 |
 /his/ - The Siege of Lesbos |
A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. These teams have met five times, and every time one of the two would end up in that cup's finals. The walls of Lesbos still stand. |
| 5-0-0 |
 /v/ - Missclicking Derby |
Sometimes, a prospective /v/ goer would end up misclicking and making a thread about video games on /u/. Sometimes, the /v/ goer would stay for the anime lesbians. This happened enough to become a minor meme on both boards, and a Tag Team was created around it. On the pitch, however, these two teams did not meet until the 2022 4chan Summer Cup quarterfinals, a match /v/ won 4-1. |
| 0-0-1 |
Mascot
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Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament. |
| Sealdoka |
Gallery
Macaron Press 30th August 2013
The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.
>The absolute state of /u/
Winter 2018 champions!
The team that brought /u/ their first star
And the team that brought /u/ their second star
First babby and entry in the three cup club
ERNESTAAAAAAA-wait you're not Ernesta
BEFRIENDING by Anonymous
Purest Form of Love's trading card
Resources
Global Music Export
2024 4chan Summer Cup
- Tactical Export: Haha /u/ copy /sp/ ticky tacks
- Aesthetics Export: Hot kits
- Audio Export: Now with more chants
| Achievements | ||
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| Elite Cups | ||
| Preceded by 2016 2017 /fit/ 
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Winter Champions 2018 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2019 /gd/ 
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| Preceded by 2019 /cm/ 
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Summer Champions 2020 (2nd title) |
Succeeded by 2021 /s4s/ 
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| Babby Cups | ||
| Preceded by 2020 /o/
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Autumn Champions 2021 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2022 /vg/
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