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Accurate as of January 2022. If anything here is wrong it's >(You)r fault.

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Goalkeeper

No.	Pos.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description
52	GK	Hypercrisis		/co/ fan theory about how all of Grant Morrison's works connect	Yes, it's as stupid as it sounds

Defenders

No.	Pos.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description
2	LB	Dead Parents		Batman's origin that his parents are dead.	His parents are deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!
1	CB	Judge Dredd		Character from 2000 AD comics, the law	Scoring goals is 20 years in the cube, creep!
14	CB	Alan Moore		Famous for writer of The Watchmen. Looks like a wizard.	Arguably still coasting off of his success in the Watchmen's Football Club, Alan is known for getting into disputes with other player's over creator ownership. His narcissistic attitude is only matched by his short flashes of brilliance, reminiscent of his younger self.
6	RB	Rightclops		From the "Cyclops Was Right" movement, itself an offshoot of "Magneto Was Right", where X-Men hero-turned-villain Cyclops resorts to any method to ensure peace for his fellow Mutants.	Scott Summers, aka Cyclops will be racing up the field aided by his signature punches from the punch dimension. When it comes to making passes, this guy is always right.
15	LB	T.O.M.		Host of the Toonami block on [adult swim]	A fan favorite, T.O.M.'s return has sparked the weekly practice among /co/ management to drink heavily to forget you're watching shit
12	LB	Carlos!		Infamous Magic School Bus character. Whenever a pun is brewing, you can probably guess which cheeky Mexican fuck posted it	CARLOS!
69	CB	Sexism		The trend in western comics which makes strong, independent female characters SEXY AS HELL	A player all fans can identify with. Sexism rose through the ranks of the youth squads and was even a member of the Red Hood Supporter's Club.
4	CB	Superdickery		Comes from Silver Age comic covers featuring Superman being a dick out of context. Basically pre-internet clickbait.	JIMMY, this gift you got me for FATHER'S DAY makes me sorry I ever adopted you as my son. I'll have to DESTROY IT to teach you A LESSON!
21	CB	That's My Purse		Line from a King of the Hill episode where Bobby enrolls in a woman's self defense course. Hilarity ensures	I DON'T KNOW YOU
34	RB	Donald		Comes from a thread where OP confuses Arthur for "Donald". This was the height of comedy in 2014.	/co/ continues to repeat this joke every few months while oldfags cringe and wish tourists didn't fall for this shit bait
3	RB	Win O' Thread		A weekly thread where /co/mardes come to dump the latest issues of new comics in an easily to download format.	Win O'Thread is a popular player known for his good relations with /co/'s supporter group. Though gifted with natural talent he's been accused of not doing enough to support the industr…err team.

Midfield

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Origin	Description
Frank	DMF	>My Frank When		Ancient /co/ meme where someone cropped a face from Steve Dillon's art of The Punisher (properly called Frank Face) and typed >My Frank When	>My Frank When
40	CMF	40 Cakes		A meme originating from a DC dictionary for kids.	40 Cakes has stolen 40 balls from opponents. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
7	CMF	/co/lette		/co/ original creation. A mix of traits from /co/'s different waifus	Showing fantastic leadership and skill behind the scenes and during the off season, /co/lette has taken on the role of the club's new central striker. She is still /co/'s perfect brown waifu and looks forward to bringing JUSTICE to the pitch with the rest of the club's players at her side.
11	AMF	Doom		Main antagonist savior of the Fantastic Four series from Marvel.	Doctor Doom is adored by fans, but rarely ever reciprocates any emotion. Known for his signature "Richards" shout as a goal celebration, many up and coming athletes admire him for his discipline and perseverance. After a failure of a team for multiple cups in a row, Doom has finally taken the team into his own hands.
19	DMF	Mr. Meeseeks		Character from Rick and Morty, whose purpose is to fulfill a single request from its creator and then disappear immediately. Apparently /co/ has a slave army of these things.	I'M MR. MEESEEKS. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
16	DMF	CalArts Style		Recent Omnipresent trend in style of cartoons named after the animation school of CalArts, involves very noodly limbs, simplistic styles, thin lines, and bean mouths	First became a meme in 2016 when the Powerpuff Girls reboot raped your childhood, then again in 2018 after Thundercats Roar raped another demographic of childhoods. As of 2022 the trend shows no sign of stopping, extending even to 3D animation. However, "CalArts Style" as a criticism is functionally meaningless due to the endless variety of shows it is labelled with to the point where any show with rounded character designs or a bright color palette is now CalArts is the cancer that is killing /co/ and is destroying everything we once held dear. God help us.
17	DMF	Literally Me		Originated from "ITT: Characters that are literally you" threads on /co/. Every thread had this image	This player has been described as intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
13	CMF	Bad News		Titular character from newspaper comic called Heathcliff. Comics are [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] tier funny	He's bad news
5	CMF	Archer		Titular character of FX animated show Archer	Archer's arrival onto the squad coincided with the Dragongate scandal. Rumors are going around that ISIS sent him to investigate for the 4chan cup for undiscovered Dragonfag identities. Oddly, he doesn't deny it and openly gloats about how he's an agent while hitting on his female squad mates. Having once a top college lacrosse player, Archer translates those abilities to onto the pitch as a dangerous addition to the squad. Other teams should call Kenny Loggins, they'll soon be entering the danger zone.

Forwards

No.	Pos	Name	Picture	Origin	Description
10	SS	The Flash		It's the fucking Flash.	The fastest man alive is... well not so fast anymore. After a horrendous cup performance being brought back in as /co/'s striker, Wally West was eventually sacked for Barry Allan. He has already been told to lay off the speed and just focus on helping the team in the midfield
9	CF	Tucker		Comes from a "Hey Arnold" episode where Tucker's dad, a basketball coach, orders all players to give the ball to Tucker despite his bad performance. Although he's gold now so that doesn't matter.	This is Tucker. Why is a basketball player on a football team? He would've been last year's league MVP if it wasn't for >>rigging. Now for all intents and purposes, /co/'s strategy will consist of thus; give the ball to Tucker.