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{{BoardInfobox
{{VGLBoardInfobox
|team= 5N@F
|team= 5N@F
|general= yes
|motto= {{tt|Ascenditis Numquam Finibus|The Ride Never Ends}}
|motto= {{tt|Ascenditis Numquam Finibus|The Ride Never Ends}}
|name= Five Nights At Freddy's General
|name= Five Nights At Freddy's General
|date= October 20th, 2014
|date= October 20th, 2014
|color1=
|ranking= 18 <small>({{increase|23}})
|color2=
|ranking= 2 (<small>{{increase|35}}</small>)
|high_ranking= 2
|high_ranking= 2
|high_date= December 2014
|high_date= December 2014
|low_ranking= 2
|low_ranking= 32
|low_date= December 2014
|low_date= July 2022
|owner=Scott Cawthon
|owner= Scott Cawthon
|irl='''Chief Manager:'''<br>{{Anonymous|QD}} (to be verified)
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless}}
|w= 5
|bgcolor=5d5d5d
|d= 1
|txtcolor=FFFFFF
|l= 1
|color1= 919091
|gf= 12
|color2= 5d5d5d
|ga= 8
|color3= ffef10
|color4= 000000
|hex= 919091
|color= Security Door Gray
|w= 18
|d= 10
|l= 16
|gf= 86
|ga= 78
|win_home=5N@F
|win_home=5N@F
|win_away=dng
|win_away=rlg
|win_score_home= 3
|win_score_home= 8
|win_score_away= 1
|win_score_away= 3
|win_date= December 7, 2014
|win_date= December 17, 2016
|lose_home=nepgen
|lose_home=5N@F
|lose_away=5N@F
|lose_away=ddlc
|lose_score_home= 3
|lose_score_home= 0
|lose_score_away= 1
|lose_score_away= 3
|lose_date= December 5, 2014
|lose_date= December 16, 2022
|scorer= Mike Schmidt
|scorer= All Business
|goals= 7
|goals= 21
|assister=All Business & Birdie Breasts
|assister= All Business
|assists= 2
|assists= 16
|first_home= 5N@F
|first_home= nepgen
|first_away= nepgen
|first_away= 5N@F
|first_score_home= 1
|first_score_home= 3
|first_score_away= 3
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= December 5, 2014
|first_date= December 5, 2014
|vgl_appearances=8
|first_vgl_appearance=[[/vg/ League 3]]
|best_vgl_result='''<span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_vgl_cup=[[/vg/ League 3]]
|captain= Mike Schmidt
|captain= Mike Schmidt
|hex=
|color=
|anthem=soundcloud.com/raytube/foxy-and-bonnie-go-for-a-stroll
|a_title= Foxy and Bonnie Go for a Stroll - Britfag
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPb6nG1E4P0
|gh_title= Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge
|althorn= soundcloud.com/neku1/five-nights-at-freddys-remix
|altgh_title= Neku (for All Business) - Five Nights At Freddy's Remix
|nickname= The Fazbearians
|nickname= The Fazbearians
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=yX5C_tADI4Q&t=15s
|a_title= Britfag - Freddy, You Terrible C*nt (0:15-1:06)
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1=youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8
|altanthem1_title=REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling
|horn= files.catbox.moe/2ecnhv.mp3
|gh_title= Muzak Mise - Saturday Morning StickFox Jamboree
|althorn1= youtube.com/watch?v=bJyVXVfRw8U
|altgh1_title= Neku - Five Nights At Freddy's Remix
|altgh1_what=All Business Goalhorn
|althorn2= youtube.com/watch?v=oAzNQKbncxA
|altgh2_title= JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - STAND PROUD
|altgh2_what=Mike Schmidt Goalhorn
|althorn3= youtube.com/watch?v=hfmxO-HQ5rU
|altgh3_title= Men At Work - Down Under
|altgh3_what=William Afton Goalhorn
}}
}}
{{Quote|Our team is equal parts apex predator and T-1000.|source={{Anonymous|Half-Ass}}}}
{{Quote|Our team is equal parts apex predator and T-1000.|source={{Anonymous|Half-Ass}}}}
There's a general for Five Nights? Yes! There's a team? Yes again! Jump scares, paranoia, and The Joy Of Creation abound, /5N@F/ is a /vg/ league team that stormed onto the scene in the third edition of the [[/vg/_League_3|/vg/ league]] and won their first cup on their first shot. Maintenance is key when dealing with animatronics, but Freddy and his Fazbearians are sure to give the competition THE KNOT.
There's a general for Five Nights? Yes! There's a team? Yes again! Jump scares, paranoia, and The Joy Of Creation abound, /5N@F/ is a /vg/ league team that stormed onto the scene in the third edition of the [[/vg/_League_3|/vg/ league]] and won their first cup on their first shot. Maintenance is key when dealing with animatronics, but Freddy and his Fazbearians are sure to give the competition THE KNOT.
==Employees of Freddy Fazbear's==
==Employees of Freddy Fazbear's==
A detailed roster may be found at the [[/5N@F/ Roster|Employee Staff List]].
A detailed roster may be found at the [[/5N@F/ Roster|Employee Staff List]].
{{sq start}}
{{sq start|bg=#5d5d5d|fg=#FFF}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=GK |name=The Knot}}
{{sq start player |no=1|pos={{Position|GK|type=4}}|name=The Knot}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=LB |name=Left Door}}
{{sq start player |no=2|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}}|name=Left Door}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=CB |name=Rev Up That Music Box}}
{{sq start player |no=3|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}}|name=<s>The Pupper</s>}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=CB |name=Carlos The Muffin}}
{{sq start player |no=4|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}}|name=The Hive}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=RB |name=Right Door}}
{{sq start player |no=5|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}}|name=Right Door}}
{{sq silver player |no=xx |pos=DMF |name=Thunder Thighs}}
{{sq start player |no=6|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}}|name=Mango}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=CMF |name=Fredders}}
{{sq silver player |no=8|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}}|name=Chicken Supreme}}
{{sq start player |no=xx |pos=AMF |name=Purple Guy}}
{{sq gold player |no=11|pos={{Position|AMF|type=4}}|name=All Business}}
{{sq silver player |no=xx |pos=AMF |name=Birdie Breasts}}
{{sq silver player |no=7|pos={{Position|SS|type=4}}|name=Comedy Relief Bunny}}
{{sq gold player |no=xx|pos=SS |name=Mike Schmidt [[File:Captain.png]]}}
{{sq silver player |no=9|pos={{Position|SS|type=4}}|name=Mike Schmidt [[File:Captain.png]]}}
{{sq gold player |no=xx |pos=CF |name=All Business}}
{{sq gold player |no=10|pos={{Position|CF|type=4}}|name=Slick Willy}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid|bg=#5d5d5d|fg=#FFF}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=GK |name=Springtrap}}
{{sq player |no=12|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}}|name=The Mimic}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=LB |name=Pirate Adventures}}
{{sq player |no=13|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}}|name=Zoinks!}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CB |name=Jeremey Fitzgerald}}
{{sq player |no=14|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}}|name=Mr. Hugs}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CB |name=Repairanon}}
{{sq player |no=15|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}}|name=The Gremlins}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CB |name=Beamz The Bat}}
{{sq player |no=16|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}}|name=Beamz The Bat}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CB |name=EYEBROWS}}
{{sq player |no=17|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}}|name=Let's Get Fit!}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=RB |name=Shut The Fuck Up Bonnie}}
{{sq player |no=18|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}}|name=DED KIDS DED THREAD}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CMF |name=Mango}}
{{sq player |no=19|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}}|name=Vane/ss/a}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CMF |name=Souldozer}}
{{sq player |no=20|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}}|name=Slippery When Wet}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=CMF |name=DIOS MIO}}
{{sq player |no=21|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}}|name=Uh, Hello Hello?}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=AMF |name=HI!}}
{{sq player |no=22|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}}|name=Souldozer}}
{{sq player |no=xx |pos=AMF |name=Southern Drawl}}
{{sq player |no=23|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}}|name=SCOOOOOTT}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==Important Links==
==Important Links==
[[File:FNAFexport.png|250px|link=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pTpJS5OZVIRGcnu879Jbu5dEe2U_9EB_/view?usp=share_link]]
[[File:FNAFaesthetics.png|250px|link=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RRCmnvp_tQk0vRfjC8EuY8EN8PNQG_xZ/view?usp=share_link]]
[[File:FNAFmusic.png|250px|link=https://mega.nz/file/9mwlSAIJ#5VzsmoxVxnpBu2kXOcI3pxW6-lIOLF1Cck7no059hV0]]
== Team History ==
Previous team history can be found at [[/5N@F/ History]].
=== /vg/ League 8 ===
Unable to secure a new manager in time for [[/vg/ League 8]], /5N@F/ was entered as an autopilot team instead. This time the group stage draw would place them in Group H alongside [[/rs07g/]] and [[/vitagen/]], two fellow long-standing teams, and [[/pg/]], a newer team that had climbed out of the VGL8 Qualifiers.
/5N@F/'s first match would be against /rs07g/. The two teams were rather evenly-matched, neither breaking through until 41 minutes in, with Souldozer dozing his way into the Runescape 07 net. This small lead wouldn't last for long, however, as /rs07g/'s gz would sink a shot in at 73', equalizing the score. Neither team could find another goal before time expired, leaving the game a 1-1 draw.
/vitagen/ would be /5N@F/'s second opponent, and the match seemed promising for the team at first as /vitagen/ suffered a 1' yellow card on Cute Anime Girls, a silver medal player, and Mike Schmidt was able to put in an early goal at 27'. However, /vitagen/ would come back quickly as The Biggest Dub Ever answered 8 minutes later at 35', with a subsequent taking of the lead with a Vita Means Life goal at 58'. /5N@F/ would be unable to find an equalizer before the clock ran out, leaving the match a loss for /5N@F/, 1-2.
The final match for /5N@F/ would be against /pg/, and how the group had played out to that point had left them in a somewhat desperate and rocky situation. To advance, /5N@F/ would not only need to win this final game, but would need to do so by 2 goals in order to overcome /pg/'s GD advantage. A tactical blunder by The Knot and THE PHANTOM would result in GOROFAGS capitalizing and stealing away an early 12' goal for /pg/. Things seemed dire, but All Business was able to connect with a pass and head the ball into /pg/'s net at 31' to equalize. Mike Schmidt would follow up with another at 63' to make it 2-1, putting /5N@F/ in the lead but still needing one more goal to be able to advance to the knockouts. Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, the team was unable to find that third goal, leaving /5N@F/ walking away with a well-earned win against /pg/, but unable to continue to the Round of 16.


[[File:FNAFmusic.png|250px|link=https://mega.co.nz/#F!9RN2UAiR!Hh-mjIaQktVpKGh7E-Ye3w]]
/5N@F/'s {{tt|first|and hopefully only}} attempt at being an autopilot was not as fruitless as their worst ever run in VGL6, despite their inability to advance and make the top 16. They would be able to maintain a presence on the /vg/ roster, albeit on the bench once more, and Mike Schmidt would be called upon once again to represent /5N@F/. Beyond that, the team would have to look towards the future once again, hoping that VGL9 would find them a new manager and new success.
[[File:FNAFexport.png|250px|link=http://www.mediafire.com/download/96ol1hdbfho6tbu/Five_Nights_Sexport.bin]]
[[File:FNAFaesthetics.png|250px|link=http://puu.sh/glf8g/75e367b74f.rar]]
[[File:FNAFexport2015.png|250px|link=https://mega.co.nz/#!Ds5WhJpC!4FMc4807-6zk0IEDyNjZIoN8v2-4mNnxZdCS14mutgw]]


== Match History ==
== Match History ==
===Official Matches===
===Official Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Date
!style="background:#000;color:#E6E600"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Opponent
!style="background:#000;color:#E6E600"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Competition
!style="background:#000;color:#E6E600"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Result
!style="background:#000;color:#E6E600"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Scorers
!style="background:#000;color:#E6E600"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 5, 2014
| December 5, 2014
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| align=center| 1-3 L
|<small> Birdie Breasts {{goal|8}}</small>
|<small> Birdie Breasts {{goal|8}}</small>
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| December 6, 2014
| December 6, 2014
| {{team away|drg}}
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| align=center| 1-1 D
|<small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|4}}</small>
|<small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|4}}</small>
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| December 7, 2014
| December 7, 2014
| {{team away|dng}}
| {{team away|dng}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| align=center| 3-1 W
|<small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|7||65||90+}}</small>
|<small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|7||65||90+}}</small>
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| December 13, 2014
| December 13, 2014
| {{team away|acg}}
| {{team away|acg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| align=center| 1-0 W
|<small> All Business {{goal|34}}<small>
|<small> All Business {{goal|34}}<small>
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| December 14, 2014
| December 14, 2014
| {{team away|igg}}
| {{team away|igg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 1-1 (6-5) W
| align=center| 1-1 (6-5) W
| <small> All Business {{goal|8}}<small>
| <small> All Business {{goal|8}}<small>
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| December 14, 2014
| December 14, 2014
| {{team away|twg}}
| {{team away|twg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
| align=center| 2-0 W
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|45+}}<br> All Business {{goal|90+}}
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|45+}}<br> All Business {{goal|90+}}
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| December 14, 2014
| December 14, 2014
| {{team away|wtg}}
| {{team away|wtg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]][[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 3]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|5}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|41||58}}
| <small> All Business {{goal|5}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|41||58}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 12, 2015
| {{team away|d2g}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 4]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|56||86}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 14, 2015
| {{team away|csgog}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 4]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| <small>  </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 20, 2015
| {{team away|wotg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 4]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small> Pizza Chicken {{goal|7}}<br> All Business {{goal|43}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 27, 2015
| {{team away|xcg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 4]]
| align=center| 2-2 L (3-4)
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|54}}<br>Uh, Hello Hello? {{goal|63}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 5, 2015
| {{team away|mk8g}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 5]]
| align=center| 5-3 W
| <small> Dangle {{goal|8}}<br>All Business {{goal|16||44||49||84}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 11, 2015
| {{team away|wotg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 5]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| <small> Dangle {{goal|45+}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| December 13, 2015
| {{team away|lisg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 5]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|19}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 19, 2015
| {{team away|ffg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 5]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| <small>  </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 3, 2016
| {{team away|ffg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 6]]
| align=center| 0-1 L
| <small>  </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 5, 2016
| {{team away|rsg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 6]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|81}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 11, 2016
| {{team away|mhg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 6]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small> All Business {{goal|58}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|86}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| December 2, 2016
| {{team away|twg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|20}}<br> BAWN BAWN {{goal|64}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| December 4, 2016
| {{team away|hanny}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
| <small> I'm In Love With a Chicken {{goal|21}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|38}}<br> All Business {{goal|43}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 10, 2016
| {{team away|aog}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 4-1 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|31}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|35}}<br> FEEN {{owngoal|48}}<br> I'm In Love With a Chicken {{goal|64}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 17, 2016
| {{team away|rlg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 8-3 W
| <small> Eggs Benedict {{goal|4}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|13}}<br> BAWN BAWN {{goal|42||50||60}}<br> All Business {{goal|55||77}}<br> I'm In Love With a Chicken {{goal|82}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 18, 2016
| {{team away|twg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|16||22}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|74}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 18, 2016
| {{team away|ddg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
| <small> All Business {{goal|25}}<br> BAWN BAWN {{goal|55}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 18, 2016
| {{team away|hsg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 7]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|90+1}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 10, 2017
| {{team away|rs07g}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 8]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| <small> Souldozer {{goal|41}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 16, 2017
| {{team away|vitagen}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 8]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|27}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 18, 2017
| {{team away|pg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 8]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|31}}<br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|63}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 27th, 2021
| {{team away|fgoalter}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small> I'm In Love With a Chicken {{goal|24}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 3rd, 2021
| {{team away|きらら}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>William Afton {{goal|21}}<br>All Business {{goal|75||85}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 12th, 2021
| {{team away|skg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 4-2 W
| <small> I'm in Love with a Chicken {{goal|32}}<br>Comedy Relief Bunny {{goal|43}}<br>All Business {{goal|69}}<br>Mike Schmidt {{goal|88}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 17th, 2021
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| <small> William Afton {{goal|62}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 18th, 2022
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>All Business {{goal|27}}<br>Mike Schmidt {{goal|45+0||52}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 24th, 2022
| {{team away|ink}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 0-1 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 3rd, 2022
| {{team away|revue}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>Mike Schmidt {{goal|14}}<br>Slick Willy {{goal|84}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 9th, 2022
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small>Slick Willy {{goal|50}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 26th, 2022
| {{team away|mjg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
| <small>All Business  {{goal|43||75}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 2nd, 2022
| {{team away|2hug}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>Slick Willy {{goal|13||67}}<br>I'm in Love with a Chicken {{goal|61}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| December 11th, 2022
| {{team away|llsifg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| <small>Comedy Relief Bunny {{goal|10}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 16th, 2022
| {{team away|ddlc}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 0-3 L
|
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 10th, 2023
| {{team away|forza}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>Slick Willy {{goal|55||84}}<br>Mike Schmidt {{goal|78}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 16th, 2023
| {{team away|ss13g}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| <small>All Business {{goal|86}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 25th, 2023
| {{team away|alg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>All Business  {{goal|45+}}<br>Chicken Supreme {{goal|54}}<br>Slick Willy {{goal|62}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 30th, 2023
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|25px]] [[/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 3-4 L
| <small>Comedy Relief Bunny {{goal|34}} <br> All Business {{goal|40}} <br> Mike Schmidt {{goal|55}}
|}
|}
<br/>
<br>


=== Unofficial Matches ===  
=== Unofficial Matches ===  
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#E6E600"| Date
Line 151: Line 406:
| December 23, 2014
| December 23, 2014
| {{team away|xcg}}
| {{team away|xcg}}
| align=center|[[CanadaFag's PotatoBowl 2014|The Potato Bowl]]
| align=center|The Potato Bowl
| align=center| 1-1 L (11-10)
| align=center| 1-1 L (11-10)
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|80}}</small>
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|80}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 7, 2015
| {{team away|4ccg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 4 Friendlies]]
| align=center| <span class="explain" title="Fuck you, /4ccg/, you can't prove anything, take your defeat like a man">3-0 W</span>
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|33||63}}<br> Mango {{goal|86}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 28, 2015
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 5 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 21, 2016
| {{team away|jojo}}
| align=center|[[Rigging After Dark]]
| align=center| 2-5 W
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|4||57}}<br> All Business {{goal|24||48}}<br> Beamz the Bat {{goal|90+4}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 30, 2016
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center|[[Rigging After Dark]]
| align=center| 2-3 W
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|35||40||49}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 20, 2016
| {{team away|dfg}}
| align=center|[[DrDtroit Fakkin Boolsheet Series]]
| align=center| 0-3 L
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 12, 2017
| {{team away|krg}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 1-1 W (2-4)
| <small> Uh, Hello Hello? {{goal|56}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 14, 2017
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>All Business {{goal|39}}<br>Mike Schmidt {{goal|76}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 19, 2017
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 1-4 W
| <small>BAWN BAWN {{goal|32}}<br>All Business {{goal|81}}<br>Purple Guy {{goal|85}}<br>Mike Schmidt {{goal|90+5}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 20, 2017
| {{team away|s}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>Mike Schmidt {{goal|6||71}}<br>Ded Kids Ded Thread {{goal|90+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 20, 2017
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small> Uh, Hello Hello? {{goal|5}}<br> All Business {{goal|9}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 20, 2017
| {{team away|aceg}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small> All Business{{goal|9}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 20, 2017
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| align=center| 0-1 W
| <small> I'm In Love With A Chicken {{goal|83}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 29, 2018
| {{team away|garupan}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small> BAWN BAWN {{goal|32||108}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 2, 2018
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 1-0 L
| <small> </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 5, 2018
| {{team away|vrg}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 1-4 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|25||45+1}}<br>Mike Schmidt {{goal|43}}<br> VR Socks {{owngoal|82}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 6, 2018
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|11}}<br>I'm In Love With a Chicken {{goal|82}}<br>BAWN BAWN {{goal|90+4}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 12, 2018
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 0-1 W
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|24}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 13, 2018
| {{team away|e}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
| <small> Mike Schmidt {{goal|14}}<br>All Business {{goal|17||82}}<br>BAWN BAWN {{goal|33}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 13, 2018
| {{team away|ghost}}
| align=center|[[2018 4CC Champions League]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
| <small> All Business {{goal|17||60||90+6}}<br>BAWN BAWN {{goal|49}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 16, 2022
| {{team away|mmg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 19 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| <small> Slick Willy {{goal|58}}
|}
|}


==Team Honors==
== Rivalries ==
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{{Rivalry
|vsteam      = utg
|rivalryname = The Cancer Derby
|description = Two of the most cancerous generals on /vg/ who have both a lot in common and little in common. They both rely on drawfags for new content most of the time, they both have secret circlejerks, they both waifu disgusting furries of either the robotic or monster (or both) type, they both like to discuss alternate universes and they both are not well-liked outside their own walls. They also both hate each other and actually care more or less about VGL divegrass for some reason, hence a rivalry is natural. <br /><br />
So far the two teams have never faced in an official VGL match, but they've met twice in friendlies, with /utg/ beating /5N@F/ once in the VGL5 Friendlies 2-0 and /5N@F/ beating /utg/ in Rigging After Dark 3-2.
|vsrecord    = 1-0-1
}}
{{Rivalry
|vsteam      = xcg
|rivalryname = The Paranormb Owl <br />(or The Benuldiesb Owl)
|description = One team's a bunch of ghost-infested robots dressed up in fur and plastic suits, the other team's a crack contingent of Squaddies and Rookies looking to best the extraterrestrial and paranormal. <br /><br />
/5N@F/ and /xcg/ have met twice on the pitch, once in an invitational and once in the Ro16 of a /vg/ League, with the unusual circumstance of both times having ended in a draw and penalties determining the loser and winner. Both times have also seen /xcg/ grabbing victory and advancement. Will this spooky trend continue in the future?
|vsrecord    = 0-0-2
}}
</div>
 
== Team Honors ==
{{Quote|There are TWO TYPES of VGL teams; those ''with'' Souldozer, and those who are FUCKING LOSERS.|source={{Anonymous|Souldozer, the Dozer of Souls}}}}
{{Quote|There are TWO TYPES of VGL teams; those ''with'' Souldozer, and those who are FUCKING LOSERS.|source={{Anonymous|Souldozer, the Dozer of Souls}}}}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin:0; width:100%; position:relative;"
!  style="background:#CCC; color:black;" |  VG League 3
!  style="background:#CCC; color:black;" |  VG League 4
!  style="background:#CCC; color:black;" |  VG League 7
!  style="background:#CCC; color:black;" |  VG League 17
|-
| '''Best Victory Anthem'''<br> REO Speedwagon's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8 "Can't Fight This Feeling"]<br><br> '''Worst Game'''<br> Scott Cawthon's [http://www.scottgames.com/ "Five Nights At Freddy's"] franchise<br><br> '''Best Alternate Goalhorn'''<br> Neku's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjabbaaK6v4 "FNAF Remix (for All Business)"]
| '''Best Overall Aesthetics'''<br>{{team away|5N@F}} <br><br> '''Best Alternate Goalhorn'''<br> Jin Hashimoto's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjePryT5b1c "STAND PROUD (for Mike Schmidt)"]<br><br> '''Best Non-4CC Manager'''<br> {{Anonymous|QD|!!ztCBdAQrY7S}}
| '''Match of the Tournament'''<br> {{team away|5N@F}} - {{team home|ddg}} <br><br> '''Biggest Spaghetti Moment'''<br> Variable Scent Release kicking the ball to Grigori in /5N@F/-/ddg/
| '''Best Player Model'''<br>{{team away|5N@F}} Souldozer <br><br> '''Best Overall Aesthetics'''<br>{{team away|5N@F}}
|}


{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; margin: 0; width: 250; position: relative;"  
== /vg/ Representatives ==
style="background:#cccccc;color:black" | VG League 3 Champions
<small>''A green background signifies a starting position on the /vg/ roster.''</small>
style="background:#cccccc;color:black" | VG League 3 Auties
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3""|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 3]]||[[File:MikeSchmidt.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|Mike Schmidt
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF|type=3}}
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3" style="background:#C3D69B;"|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 4]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;|[[File:MikeSchmidt.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;|Mike Schmidt
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=3}}
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3""|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 5]]||[[File:MikeSchmidt.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|Mike Schmidt
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=3}}
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3" style="background:#C3D69B;"|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 7]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;|[[File:AllBusiness.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|All Business
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=3}}
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3""|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 8]]||[[File:MikeSchmidt.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|Mike Schmidt
|-
|-
|[[File:Vgleague.png|200px]]
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=3}}
| '''Best Victory Anthem'''<br> REO Speedwagon's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8 "Can't Fight This Feeling"]<br><br> '''Worst Game'''<br> Scott Cawthon's [http://www.scottgames.com/ "Five Nights At Freddy's"] franchise<br><br> '''Best Alternate Horn (TIE)'''<br> Neku's [http://soundcloud.com/neku1/five-nights-at-freddys-remix%7C "FNAF Remix"]
|}
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3""|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17]]||[[File:AllBusiness.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|All Business
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=3}}
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;
|-
|rowspan="3""|[[File:vgleague.png|128px]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18]]||[[File:PurpleGuy.png|height|x128px]]
|-
|Slick Willy
|-
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=3}}
|}
</div>


== Videos ==
Playlists of archived video footage of all /5N@F/ matches with mostly-intact audio are located in the following locations: <br>
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFNkn-vSzxBDBCxhAbudyKZ6rOIBhjw57 All official matches in chronological order]<br>
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGovYT4I1kmB9zp9KyNgCKoyj5OHUcIIN /vg/ League 3 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGovYT4I1kmBJJNe5Axxt-I1Yg-IWxcpV /vg/ League 4 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGovYT4I1kmAZAViEeUYRA8bUjBU13KP0 /vg/ League 5 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGovYT4I1kmBuSF1q8tsWmVYwr-l1cgkK /vg/ League 6 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFNkn-vSzxBCwLnryW8aIqQ3bPXQFHnWu /vg/ League 7 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFNkn-vSzxBBa44Rg8cgXYNthG7XAs6do /vg/ League 8 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFNkn-vSzxBBPsX_lQSlKtLay_LJixrUI /vg/ League 17 only]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGovYT4I1kmBJyUm1aEK5ieAzdgJtU_Iz Misc. matches such as Rigging After Dark only]
{{Achievement}}
! colspan="3" style="background:#8E5593;" | [[:/vg/ League|<span style="color: white;">/vg/ League</span>]]
|- align="center"
{{Champion|prev=[[:/vg/ League 2]] {{team away|dng}}|season=/vg/ League|year=[[:/vg/ League 3]] (1st title)|next=[[:/vg/ League 4]] {{team away|dng}}}}
|}
[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]
[[Category:/vg/ League Champions]]
{{navbox vg league}}
{{navbox vg league}}

Latest revision as of 19:43, 8 May 2024

/5N@F/
Ascenditis Numquam Finibus
5N@F logo.png
/5N@F/ - Five Nights At Freddy's General
Founded October 20th, 2014
Owner Scott Cawthon
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 919091
Security Door Gray
Ranking 18 (increase 23)
Highest rank 2 (December 2014)
Lowest rank 32 (July 2022)
Top scorer All Business (21)
Top assister All Business (16)
Captain Mike Schmidt
Website /5N@F/ - Five Nights At Freddy's General
Nickname The Fazbearians
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
18 10 16 44 40.91%
GF GA GD
86 78 +8
Biggest win
/5N@F/ 5N@F icon.png 8–3 Rlg icon.png /rlg/
December 17, 2016
Biggest defeat
/5N@F/ 5N@F icon.png 0–3 Ddlc icon.png /ddlc/
December 16, 2022
First match
/nepgen/ Nepgen icon.png 3–1 5N@F icon.png /5N@F/
December 5, 2014
/vg/ League
Appearances 8 (First in /vg/ League 3)
Best result 1st, /vg/ League 3
Team music
Anthem Britfag - Freddy, You Terrible C*nt (0:15-1:06)
Victory Anthem REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling

Goal horn Muzak Mise - Saturday Morning StickFox Jamboree
All Business Goalhorn Neku - Five Nights At Freddy's Remix
Mike Schmidt Goalhorn JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - STAND PROUD
William Afton Goalhorn Men At Work - Down Under
Kits


"Our team is equal parts apex predator and T-1000."
Half-Ass

There's a general for Five Nights? Yes! There's a team? Yes again! Jump scares, paranoia, and The Joy Of Creation abound, /5N@F/ is a /vg/ league team that stormed onto the scene in the third edition of the /vg/ league and won their first cup on their first shot. Maintenance is key when dealing with animatronics, but Freddy and his Fazbearians are sure to give the competition THE KNOT.

Employees of Freddy Fazbear's

A detailed roster may be found at the Employee Staff List.

No. Position Player
1
GK
The Knot
2
LB
Left Door
3
CB
The Pupper
4
CB
The Hive
5
RB
Right Door
6
DMF
Mango
8
CMF
Chicken Supreme
11
AMF
All Business
7
SS
Comedy Relief Bunny
9
SS
Mike Schmidt Captain.png
10
CF
Slick Willy
No. Position Player
12
CB
The Mimic
13
CB
Zoinks!
14
CB
Mr. Hugs
15
CB
The Gremlins
16
LB
Beamz The Bat
17
LB
Let's Get Fit!
18
RB
DED KIDS DED THREAD
19
RB
Vane/ss/a
20
DMF
Slippery When Wet
21
DMF
Uh, Hello Hello?
22
DMF
Souldozer
23
DMF
SCOOOOOTT

Important Links

FNAFexport.png FNAFaesthetics.png FNAFmusic.png

Team History

Previous team history can be found at /5N@F/ History.

/vg/ League 8

Unable to secure a new manager in time for /vg/ League 8, /5N@F/ was entered as an autopilot team instead. This time the group stage draw would place them in Group H alongside /rs07g/ and /vitagen/, two fellow long-standing teams, and /pg/, a newer team that had climbed out of the VGL8 Qualifiers.

/5N@F/'s first match would be against /rs07g/. The two teams were rather evenly-matched, neither breaking through until 41 minutes in, with Souldozer dozing his way into the Runescape 07 net. This small lead wouldn't last for long, however, as /rs07g/'s gz would sink a shot in at 73', equalizing the score. Neither team could find another goal before time expired, leaving the game a 1-1 draw.

/vitagen/ would be /5N@F/'s second opponent, and the match seemed promising for the team at first as /vitagen/ suffered a 1' yellow card on Cute Anime Girls, a silver medal player, and Mike Schmidt was able to put in an early goal at 27'. However, /vitagen/ would come back quickly as The Biggest Dub Ever answered 8 minutes later at 35', with a subsequent taking of the lead with a Vita Means Life goal at 58'. /5N@F/ would be unable to find an equalizer before the clock ran out, leaving the match a loss for /5N@F/, 1-2.

The final match for /5N@F/ would be against /pg/, and how the group had played out to that point had left them in a somewhat desperate and rocky situation. To advance, /5N@F/ would not only need to win this final game, but would need to do so by 2 goals in order to overcome /pg/'s GD advantage. A tactical blunder by The Knot and THE PHANTOM would result in GOROFAGS capitalizing and stealing away an early 12' goal for /pg/. Things seemed dire, but All Business was able to connect with a pass and head the ball into /pg/'s net at 31' to equalize. Mike Schmidt would follow up with another at 63' to make it 2-1, putting /5N@F/ in the lead but still needing one more goal to be able to advance to the knockouts. Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, the team was unable to find that third goal, leaving /5N@F/ walking away with a well-earned win against /pg/, but unable to continue to the Round of 16.

/5N@F/'s first attempt at being an autopilot was not as fruitless as their worst ever run in VGL6, despite their inability to advance and make the top 16. They would be able to maintain a presence on the /vg/ roster, albeit on the bench once more, and Mike Schmidt would be called upon once again to represent /5N@F/. Beyond that, the team would have to look towards the future once again, hoping that VGL9 would find them a new manager and new success.

Match History

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
December 5, 2014 Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 1-3 L Birdie Breasts Goal 8'
December 6, 2014 Drg icon.png /drg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 1-1 D Mike Schmidt Goal 4'
December 7, 2014 Dng icon.png /dng/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 3-1 W Mike Schmidt Goal 7'65'90+'
December 13, 2014 Acg icon.png /acg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 1-0 W All Business Goal 34'
December 14, 2014 Igg icon.png /igg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 1-1 (6-5) W All Business Goal 8'
December 14, 2014 Twg icon.png /twg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 2-0 W Mike Schmidt Goal 45+'
All Business Goal 90+'
December 14, 2014 Wtg icon.png /wtg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 3 3-2 W All Business Goal 5'
Mike Schmidt Goal 41'58'
June 12, 2015 D2g icon.png /d2g/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 2-1 W All Business Goal 56'86'
June 14, 2015 Csgog icon.png /csgog/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 0-0 D
June 20, 2015 Wotg icon.png /wotg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 2-1 W Pizza Chicken Goal 7'
All Business Goal 43'
June 27, 2015 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 2-2 L (3-4) Mike Schmidt Goal 54'
Uh, Hello Hello? Goal 63'
December 5, 2015 Mk8g icon.png /mk8g/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 5 5-3 W Dangle Goal 8'
All Business Goal 16'44'49'84'
December 11, 2015 Wotg icon.png /wotg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 5 1-3 L Dangle Goal 45+'
December 13, 2015 Lisg icon.png /lisg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 5 1-1 D Mike Schmidt Goal 19'
December 19, 2015 Ffg icon.png /ffg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 5 0-2 L
June 3, 2016 Ffg icon.png /ffg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 6 0-1 L
June 5, 2016 Rsg icon.png /rsg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 6 1-1 D Mike Schmidt Goal 81'
June 11, 2016 Mhg icon.png /mhg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 6 2-2 D All Business Goal 58'
Mike Schmidt Goal 86'
December 2, 2016 Twg icon.png /twg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 2-2 D Mike Schmidt Goal 20'
BAWN BAWN Goal 64'
December 4, 2016 Hanny icon.png /hanny/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 3-3 D I'm In Love With a Chicken Goal 21'
Mike Schmidt Goal 38'
All Business Goal 43'
December 10, 2016 Aog icon.png /aog/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 4-1 W All Business Goal 31'
Mike Schmidt Goal 35'
FEEN Scored 48'
I'm In Love With a Chicken Goal 64'
December 17, 2016 Rlg icon.png /rlg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 8-3 W Eggs Benedict Goal 4'
Mike Schmidt Goal 13'
BAWN BAWN Goal 42'50'60'
All Business Goal 55'77'
I'm In Love With a Chicken Goal 82'
December 18, 2016 Twg icon.png /twg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 3-1 W All Business Goal 16'22'
Mike Schmidt Goal 74'
December 18, 2016 Ddg icon.png /ddg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 2-3 L All Business Goal 25'
BAWN BAWN Goal 55'
December 18, 2016 Hsg icon.png /hsg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 1-2 L Mike Schmidt Goal 90+1'
June 10, 2017 Rs07g icon.png /rs07g/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 1-1 D Souldozer Goal 41'
June 16, 2017 Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 1-2 L Mike Schmidt Goal 27'
June 18, 2017 Pg icon.png /pg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 2-1 W All Business Goal 31'
Mike Schmidt Goal 63'
November 27th, 2021 Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 17 1-2 L I'm In Love With a Chicken Goal 24'
December 3rd, 2021 きらら icon.png /きらら/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 17 3-1 W William Afton Goal 21'
All Business Goal 75'85'
December 12th, 2021 Skg icon.png /skg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 17 4-2 W I'm in Love with a Chicken Goal 32'
Comedy Relief Bunny Goal 43'
All Business Goal 69'
Mike Schmidt Goal 88'
December 17th, 2021 Drg icon.png /drg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 17 1-3 L William Afton Goal 62'
June 18th, 2022 Bag icon.png /bag/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 18 3-2 W All Business Goal 27'
Mike Schmidt Goal 45+0'52'
June 24th, 2022 Ink icon.png /ink/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 18 0-1 L
July 3rd, 2022 Revue icon.png /revue/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 18 2-2 D Mike Schmidt Goal 14'
Slick Willy Goal 84'
July 9th, 2022 Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 18 1-2 L Slick Willy Goal 50'
November 26th, 2022 Mjg icon.png /mjg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 19 2-3 L All Business Goal 43'75'
December 2nd, 2022 2hug icon.png /2hug/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 19 3-2 W Slick Willy Goal 13'67'
I'm in Love with a Chicken Goal 61'
December 11th, 2022 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 19 1-1 D Comedy Relief Bunny Goal 10'
December 16th, 2022 Ddlc icon.png /ddlc/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 19 0-3 L
June 10th, 2023 Forza icon.png /forza/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X-2 3-2 W Slick Willy Goal 55'84'
Mike Schmidt Goal 78'
June 16th, 2023 Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X-2 1-3 L All Business Goal 86'
June 25th, 2023 Alg icon.png /alg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X-2 3-2 W All Business Goal 45+'
Chicken Supreme Goal 54'
Slick Willy Goal 62'
June 30th, 2023 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X-2 3-4 L Comedy Relief Bunny Goal 34'
All Business Goal 40'
Mike Schmidt Goal 55'


Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
December 23, 2014 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ The Potato Bowl 1-1 L (11-10) Mike Schmidt Goal 80'
June 7, 2015 4ccg icon.png /4ccg/ /vg/ League 4 Friendlies 3-0 W Mike Schmidt Goal 33'63'
Mango Goal 86'
November 28, 2015 Utg icon.png /utg/ /vg/ League 5 Friendlies 0-2 L
June 21, 2016 Jojo icon.png /jojo/ Rigging After Dark 2-5 W Mike Schmidt Goal 4'57'
All Business Goal 24'48'
Beamz the Bat Goal 90+4'
June 30, 2016 Utg icon.png /utg/ Rigging After Dark 2-3 W Mike Schmidt Goal 35'40'49'
July 20, 2016 Dfg icon.png /dfg/ DrDtroit Fakkin Boolsheet Series 0-3 L
December 12, 2017 Krg icon.png /krg/ Omegacup 2017 1-1 W (2-4) Uh, Hello Hello? Goal 56'
December 14, 2017 S4s icon.png /s4s/ Omegacup 2017 2-1 W All Business Goal 39'
Mike Schmidt Goal 76'
December 19, 2017 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Omegacup 2017 1-4 W BAWN BAWN Goal 32'
All Business Goal 81'
Purple Guy Goal 85'
Mike Schmidt Goal 90+5'
December 20, 2017 S icon.png /s/ Omegacup 2017 3-1 W Mike Schmidt Goal 6'71'
Ded Kids Ded Thread Goal 90+1'
December 20, 2017 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ Omegacup 2017 2-1 W Uh, Hello Hello? Goal 5'
All Business Goal 9'
December 20, 2017 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ Omegacup 2017 1-0 W All BusinessGoal 9'
December 20, 2017 Co icon.png /co/ Omegacup 2017 0-1 W I'm In Love With A Chicken Goal 83'
June 29, 2018 Garupan icon.png /garupan/ 2018 4CC Champions League 2-1 W BAWN BAWN Goal 32'108'
July 2, 2018 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2018 4CC Champions League 1-0 L
July 5, 2018 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 2018 4CC Champions League 1-4 W All Business Goal 25'45+1'
Mike Schmidt Goal 43'
VR Socks Scored 82'
July 6, 2018 N icon.png /n/ 2018 4CC Champions League 3-2 W All Business Goal 11'
I'm In Love With a Chicken Goal 82'
BAWN BAWN Goal 90+4'
July 12, 2018 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2018 4CC Champions League 0-1 W Mike Schmidt Goal 24'
July 13, 2018 E icon.png /e/ 2018 4CC Champions League 4-3 W Mike Schmidt Goal 14'
All Business Goal 17'82'
BAWN BAWN Goal 33'
July 13, 2018 Ghost icon.png /ghost/ 2018 4CC Champions League 4-3 W All Business Goal 17'60'90+6'
BAWN BAWN Goal 49'
September 16, 2022 Mmg icon.png /mmg/ /vg/ League 19 Friendlies 1-4 L Slick Willy Goal 58'

Rivalries

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/utg/ - The Cancer Derby
Two of the most cancerous generals on /vg/ who have both a lot in common and little in common. They both rely on drawfags for new content most of the time, they both have secret circlejerks, they both waifu disgusting furries of either the robotic or monster (or both) type, they both like to discuss alternate universes and they both are not well-liked outside their own walls. They also both hate each other and actually care more or less about VGL divegrass for some reason, hence a rivalry is natural.

So far the two teams have never faced in an official VGL match, but they've met twice in friendlies, with /utg/ beating /5N@F/ once in the VGL5 Friendlies 2-0 and /5N@F/ beating /utg/ in Rigging After Dark 3-2.

1-0-1
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/xcg/ - The Paranormb Owl
(or The Benuldiesb Owl)
One team's a bunch of ghost-infested robots dressed up in fur and plastic suits, the other team's a crack contingent of Squaddies and Rookies looking to best the extraterrestrial and paranormal.

/5N@F/ and /xcg/ have met twice on the pitch, once in an invitational and once in the Ro16 of a /vg/ League, with the unusual circumstance of both times having ended in a draw and penalties determining the loser and winner. Both times have also seen /xcg/ grabbing victory and advancement. Will this spooky trend continue in the future?

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Team Honors

"There are TWO TYPES of VGL teams; those with Souldozer, and those who are FUCKING LOSERS."
Souldozer, the Dozer of Souls
VG League 3 VG League 4 VG League 7 VG League 17
Best Victory Anthem
REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling"

Worst Game
Scott Cawthon's "Five Nights At Freddy's" franchise

Best Alternate Goalhorn
Neku's "FNAF Remix (for All Business)"
Best Overall Aesthetics
5N@F icon.png /5N@F/

Best Alternate Goalhorn
Jin Hashimoto's "STAND PROUD (for Mike Schmidt)"

Best Non-4CC Manager
QD !!ztCBdAQrY7S
Match of the Tournament
5N@F icon.png /5N@F/ - /ddg/ Ddg icon.png

Biggest Spaghetti Moment
Variable Scent Release kicking the ball to Grigori in /5N@F/-/ddg/
Best Player Model
5N@F icon.png /5N@F/ Souldozer

Best Overall Aesthetics
5N@F icon.png /5N@F/


/vg/ Representatives

A green background signifies a starting position on the /vg/ roster.

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/vg/ League 3
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Mike Schmidt
LMF
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/vg/ League 4
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Mike Schmidt
CB
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/vg/ League 5
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Mike Schmidt
CB
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/vg/ League 7
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All Business
CMF
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/vg/ League 8
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Mike Schmidt
DMF
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/vg/ League 17
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All Business
CB
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/vg/ League 18
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Slick Willy
LB

Videos

Playlists of archived video footage of all /5N@F/ matches with mostly-intact audio are located in the following locations:

Achievements
/vg/ League
Preceded by
/vg/ League 2 Dng icon.png /dng/
/vg/ League Champions
/vg/ League 3 (1st title)
Succeeded by
/vg/ League 4 Dng icon.png /dng/