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|name= United States Of America | |name= United States Of America | ||
|date= July 4, 1776 | |date= July 4, 1776 | ||
|manager= | |manager=Joe Biden | ||
|owner=Our greatest allies | |owner=Our greatest allies | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous| | |irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless}} | ||
|color1= | |color1=B22234 | ||
|color2=FFFFFF | |color2=3C3B6E | ||
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|ranking= 1 | |ranking= 1 | ||
|high_ranking= 1 | |high_ranking= 1 | ||
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|assists= 53+ | |assists= 53+ | ||
|captain = Captain America | |captain = Captain America | ||
|w= | |w=4 | ||
|d= | |d=4 | ||
|l= | |l=9 | ||
|gf=31 | |||
|ga=41 | |||
|win_home=usa | |win_home=usa | ||
|win_away= | |win_away=fed | ||
|win_score_home= | |win_score_home=4 | ||
|win_score_away= | |win_score_away=1 | ||
|win_date= | |win_date=September 1, 2018 | ||
|lose_home=usa | |lose_home=usa | ||
|lose_away= | |lose_away=gre | ||
|lose_score_home= | |lose_score_home=1 | ||
|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away=5 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date=September 21, 2019 | ||
|first_home=usa | |first_home=usa | ||
|first_away= | |first_away=ussr | ||
|first_score_home= | |first_score_home=5 | ||
|first_score_away= | |first_score_away=4 | ||
|first_date= | |first_date=September 3, 2016 | ||
|hex= | |hex=B22234 | ||
|color= | |color=Old Glory Red | ||
|anthem= | |anthem=youtu.be/2uEpcfonkt4?t=4s | ||
|a_title= | |a_title=I BELIEVE | ||
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU | |horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU | ||
|gh_title=The Warrior Song | |gh_title=The Warrior Song | ||
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWkifAMiLI | |althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWkifAMiLI | ||
|altgh1_title= | |altgh1_title=Victory | ||
|nickname=The Stars and Stripes | |nickname=The Stars and Stripes | ||
}} | }} | ||
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==Introduction== | ==Introduction== | ||
America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction. | America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction. | ||
[[File:Freedom.gif]] | |||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Secretary Howard }} | ||
{{sq start | {{sq start player |no=60 |pos=LB |name=Greatest Ally }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Burgers }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Bald Eagle }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=Tom Brady }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=27 |pos=CMF |name=Florida Man }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=45 |pos=CMF |name=Two Scoops }} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no=46 |pos=CMF |name=Ridin' with Biden }} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=LWF |name=The American Messi {{vice-captain}} }} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=19 |pos=RWF |name=Captain America {{captain}} }} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no=50 |pos=CF |name=2x World War Champs }} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name=2nd Amendment}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=LB |name=Air Jordan }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=40 |pos=CB |name=Most American Gif }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=59 |pos=CB |name=Syria Was Asking For It }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=80 |pos=CB |name=Miracle On Ice }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=RB |name=Babe Ruth }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=76 |pos=DMF |name=The Original Brexit }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=86 |pos=CMF |name=Nuke 'em }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=47 |pos=CMF |name=Michael Wilson }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=55 |pos=CMF |name=Alex Jones }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=26 |pos=CMF |name=Ron Swanson }} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=RWF |name=Andrew Jackson }} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
=== Roster Description === | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
! Player !! Description | |||
|- | |||
| Secretary Howard || Fifteen fucking saves. | |||
|- | |||
| Burgers || America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football. | |||
|- | |||
| Bald Eagle || The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the defense with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders. | |||
|- | |||
| Florida Man || Florida Man Clears Soccer Ball | |||
|- | |||
| Greatest Ally || Greatest ally, where is burger? | |||
|- | |||
| Tom Brady || 7(SEVEN) RINGS (also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhx8jfdPF-M is a Florida Man now]) | |||
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF | |||
| Captain America || The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America. | |||
|- | |||
| Two Scoops || Two scoops, two impeachments, one term, zero Twitter accounts. KWAB. | |||
|-bgcolor=E0C068 | |||
| The American Messi || PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC | |||
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF | |||
| Ridin' with Biden || Stop speaking malarkey and get in, loser. | |||
|-bgcolor=E0C068 | |||
| 2x World War Champs || We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already. | |||
|- | |||
| 2nd Amendment || SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED | |||
|- | |||
| Most American Gif || Google it. You won't be disappointed! | |||
|- | |||
| Syria Was Asking For It || Talk shit, get hit. | |||
|- | |||
| Miracle On Ice || Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about. | |||
|- | |||
| Michael Wilson || https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA | |||
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| Alex Jones || Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776. | |||
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| Ron Swanson || History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake. | |||
|- | |||
| Nuke 'em || It worked for Japan, why not try it on North Korea? | |||
|- | |||
| Air Jordan || Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team. Too busy winning real rings to bother with Mickey Mouse rings. | |||
|- | |||
| Babe Ruth || I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big. | |||
|- | |||
| The Original Brexit || {{greentext|britbongs STILL mad}} | |||
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF | |||
| Andrew Jackson || Possibly the most badass president we've ever had. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
==Match History== | |||
Only real country to play in every Multinats, get fucked Yuropoors | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=65% style="text-align: center" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#B22234;color:#FFFFFF"| Date | |||
!style="background:#B22234;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#B22234;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#B22234;color:#FFFFFF"| Result | |||
!style="background:#B22234;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| September 3, 2016 | |||
| {{team away|ussr}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | |||
| 5-4 W | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|5||11||18}}<br>Andrew Jackson {{goal|42}}<br>Donald Trump {{goal|89}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffffcc' | |||
| September 4, 2016 | |||
| {{team away|ne}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | |||
| 4-4 D | |||
|<small>Donald Trump {{goal|14}}<br>2x World War Champs {{goal|37||45||70}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffffcc' | |||
| September 9, 2016 | |||
| {{team away|ARS}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | |||
| 1-1 D | |||
|<small>Andrew Jackson {{goal|9}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 10, 2016 | |||
| {{team away|tsab}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | |||
| 1-5 L | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|45+}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 1, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|pak}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 2#Group D|Multinational Bowl 2]] | |||
| 1-2 L | |||
|<small>Andrew Jackson {{goal|48}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 3, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|tsab}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 2#Group D|Multinational Bowl 2]] | |||
| 0-3 L | |||
|<small> </small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 8, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|iww}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 2#Group D|Multinational Bowl 2]] | |||
| 1-2 L | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|9}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffffcc' | |||
| August 24, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|aus}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Group B|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 0-0 D | |||
|<small> </small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| August 25, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|ex-yu}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Group B|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 0-3 L | |||
|<small> </small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| August 31, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|tsab}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Group B|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 1-0 W | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|41}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| September 1, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|fed}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Round of 16|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 4-1 W | |||
|<small>Michael Bay {{goal|5}}<br>Freedom Ain't free. :DD {{goal|92}}<br>2x World War Champs {{goal|105}}<br>Andrew Jackson {{goal|118}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| September 2, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|mn}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Round of 16|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 3-1 W | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|3}}<br>Freedom Ain't free. :DD {{goal|81}}<br>Donald Trump {{goal|87}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 2, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|pak}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Round of 16|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 0-1 L | |||
| | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 2, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|rome}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 3#Round of 16|Multinational Bowl 3]] | |||
| 1-3 L | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|11}} | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 21, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|gre}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 4#Group F|Multinational Bowl 4]] | |||
| 1-5 L | |||
|<small>Freedom Ain't free. :DD {{goal|77}} | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| September 27, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|hoenn}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 4#Group F|Multinational Bowl 4]] | |||
| 1-3 L | |||
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|18}} | |||
|-bgcolor='ffffcc' | |||
| September 29, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|nk}} | |||
| [[Multinational Bowl 4#Group F|Multinational Bowl 4]] | |||
| 3-3 D | |||
|<small>The American Messi {{goal|7}}<br>Nuke 'em {{goal|45}}<br>Donald Trump {{goal|86}} | |||
|} | |||
=="Rivalries"== | |||
[[/leaf/|Some countries]] [[/pak/|think they're better than us]]. They are '''wrong'''. Sometimes so wrong they [[/ussr/|don't exist anymore]]. | |||
Also [[/csa/|some traitors]] broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, [[/michigan/|Michigan is a shithole]], [[/VT/|so is Vermont]], and holy fucking shit dude [[/tsab/]]? That's not even a real country that's some lesbo anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much? | |||
<small><small><small>we may have lost to some of these teams, sometimes even multiple times, at the end of the day they still lose because they're not America</small></small></small> | |||
==Exports== | |||
[http://www.mediafire.com/file/i2xxud2h9smu4a3/TEXPORT00000000 Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit] (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)<br> | |||
[http://pastebin.com/b96dwbvx Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of]<br> | |||
[[Multinational Bowl 2 exports|Go to our sections]] [[Multinational Bowl 3 exports|on these pages]] [[Multinational Bowl 4 exports|for later exports]] | |||
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}} |
Latest revision as of 13:17, 16 May 2024
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Introduction
America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.
Roster
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Roster Description
Player | Description |
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Secretary Howard | Fifteen fucking saves. |
Burgers | America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football. |
Bald Eagle | The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the defense with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders. |
Florida Man | Florida Man Clears Soccer Ball |
Greatest Ally | Greatest ally, where is burger? |
Tom Brady | 7(SEVEN) RINGS (also: is a Florida Man now) |
Captain America | The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America. |
Two Scoops | Two scoops, two impeachments, one term, zero Twitter accounts. KWAB. |
The American Messi | PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC |
Ridin' with Biden | Stop speaking malarkey and get in, loser. |
2x World War Champs | We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already. |
2nd Amendment | SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED |
Most American Gif | Google it. You won't be disappointed! |
Syria Was Asking For It | Talk shit, get hit. |
Miracle On Ice | Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about. |
Michael Wilson | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA |
Alex Jones | Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776. |
Ron Swanson | History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake. |
Nuke 'em | It worked for Japan, why not try it on North Korea? |
Air Jordan | Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team. Too busy winning real rings to bother with Mickey Mouse rings. |
Babe Ruth | I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big. |
The Original Brexit | >britbongs STILL mad |
Andrew Jackson | Possibly the most badass president we've ever had. |
Match History
Only real country to play in every Multinats, get fucked Yuropoors
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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September 3, 2016 | /ussr/ | Multinational Bowl 1 | 5-4 W | 2x World War Champs 5', 11', 18' Andrew Jackson 42' Donald Trump 89' |
September 4, 2016 | /ne/ | Multinational Bowl 1 | 4-4 D | Donald Trump 14' 2x World War Champs 37', 45', 70' |
September 9, 2016 | /ARS/ | Multinational Bowl 1 | 1-1 D | Andrew Jackson 9' |
September 10, 2016 | /tsab/ | Multinational Bowl 1 | 1-5 L | 2x World War Champs 45+' |
September 1, 2017 | /pak/ | Multinational Bowl 2 | 1-2 L | Andrew Jackson 48' |
September 3, 2017 | /tsab/ | Multinational Bowl 2 | 0-3 L | |
September 8, 2017 | /iww/ | Multinational Bowl 2 | 1-2 L | 2x World War Champs 9' |
August 24, 2018 | /aus/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 0-0 D | |
August 25, 2018 | /ex-yu/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 0-3 L | |
August 31, 2018 | /tsab/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 1-0 W | 2x World War Champs 41' |
September 1, 2018 | /fed/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 4-1 W | Michael Bay 5' Freedom Ain't free. :DD 92' 2x World War Champs 105' Andrew Jackson 118' |
September 2, 2018 | /mn/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 3-1 W | 2x World War Champs 3' Freedom Ain't free. :DD 81' Donald Trump 87' |
September 2, 2018 | /pak/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 0-1 L | |
September 2, 2018 | /rome/ | Multinational Bowl 3 | 1-3 L | 2x World War Champs 11' |
September 21, 2018 | /gre/ | Multinational Bowl 4 | 1-5 L | Freedom Ain't free. :DD 77' |
September 27, 2018 | /hoenn/ | Multinational Bowl 4 | 1-3 L | 2x World War Champs 18' |
September 29, 2018 | /nk/ | Multinational Bowl 4 | 3-3 D | The American Messi 7' Nuke 'em 45' Donald Trump 86' |
"Rivalries"
Some countries think they're better than us. They are wrong. Sometimes so wrong they don't exist anymore.
Also some traitors broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, Michigan is a shithole, so is Vermont, and holy fucking shit dude /tsab/? That's not even a real country that's some lesbo anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?
we may have lost to some of these teams, sometimes even multiple times, at the end of the day they still lose because they're not America
Exports
Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of
Go to our sections on these pages for later exports
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