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|date=15 09 - 01 12 (11 days)
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The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on [http://boards.4chan.org/sp/catalog /sp/] really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of '''[[/hoc/ League]].'''
The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on [http://boards.4chan.org/sp/catalog /sp/] really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of '''[[/hoc/ League]].'''
All streams and VODs (for now anyway) can be found '''[https://www.smashcast.tv/pavaldatsack here.]'''


== Teams ==
== Teams ==
'''SAVE:''' [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2w912xOqaC-ODZVdXpKOXV6TXc October 2017, PES 17]
'''AESTHETICS''' [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1T3Ti9vPd4ozlt9d-wVrz_Lc8Txiyy18A January 2018]


The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:
The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:
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The draw took place on September 8th, [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1358301 here.] Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random.  This is the result of the draw:
The draw took place on September 8th, [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1358301 here.] Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random.  This is the result of the draw:


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|-
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|align=center|1
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|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>0-0 <small>(4-2)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>0-0 <small>(4-2)</small>
|align=center|@ {{team home|snes}}
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|align=center|vs. {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br>1-3
|align=center|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|stors}}<br>2-5
|align=center|@ {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>1-0
|align=center|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}<br>2-5
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|align=center|2
|align=center|2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}<br>4-3
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>0-2
|align=center|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|stors}}<br>0-1
|align=center|@ {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}<br>2-1 OT
|align=center|@ {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>2-1 OT
|align=center|@ {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|broons}}<br>4-3
|align=center|vs. {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br>0-1
|-
|-
|align=center|3
|align=center|3
|align=center|@ {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-6)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br>1-1 <small>(2-4)</small>
|align=center|@ {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>1-1 <small>(2-4)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>3-4
|align=center|vs. {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-6)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}<br>0-4
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>0-4
|align=center|@ {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|snes}}<br>3-4
|-
|-
|align=center|4
|align=center|4
|align=center|@ {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|snes}}<br>0-1
|align=center|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}<br>2-2 <small>(7-6)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>0-1
|align=center|vs. {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>0-1
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>2-2 <small>(7-6)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>4-2
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>4-2
|-
|-
|align=center|5
|align=center|5
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>3-2
|align=center|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|stors}}<br>0-1 OT
|align=center|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}<br>5-3
|align=center|@ {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>3-2
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>5-3
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>0-1 OT
|-
|-
|align=center|6
|align=center|6
|align=center|vs. {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br>0-2
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>0-2
|align=center|@ {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|broons}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}<br>6-1
|align=center|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|stors}}<br>3-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|snes}}<br>6-1
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>3-0
|-
|-
|align=center|7
|align=center|7
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-3)</small>
|align=center|@ {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|broons}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-3)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>4-0
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>0-0 <small>(4-2)</small>
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>4-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>0-0 <small>(4-2)</small>
|-
|-
|align=center|8
|align=center|8
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>2-4
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>1-0 OT
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>2-1 OT
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>2-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>1-0 OT
|align=center|vs. {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br> 2-1 OT
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>2-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|broons}}<br>2-4
|-
|-
|align=center|9
|align=center|9
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>3-1
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>3-1
|align=center|@{{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@{{team home|broons}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>1-0
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>1-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|stors}}<br>2-0
|align=center|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}<br>2-0
|-
|-
|align=center|10
|align=center|10
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>2-1
|align=center|@ {{team home|snes}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|snes}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|broons}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>2-1
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>0-2
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>0-0 <small>(8-9)</small>
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>4-0
|align=center|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}<br>4-0
|align=center|@ {{team home|mild}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>0-0 <small>(8-9)</small>
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|-
!|Key
|-
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|Win
|-
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|OT Win
|-
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|OT Loss
|-
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|Loss
|}
|}


= Standings =
= Standings =


The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence B. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:
The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence S. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:


===Prince of Wales===
===Prince of Wales===


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{{HocGroup1|broons|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup1|rags|7|1|1|1|19|10|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup2|drw|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup2|drw|2|3|3|2|10|8|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup3|rags|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup3|broons|3|3|0|4|11|14|Q=no}}
{{HocGroup4|snes|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup4|snes|3|0|0|7|14|15|Q=no}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}


===Clarence B. Campbell===
===Clarence S. Campbell===


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{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroup1|mild|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup1|stors|4|1|2|3|17|16|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup2|ncaah|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup2|oilels|5|0|0|5|24|16|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup3|oilels|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup3|ncaah|3|2|2|3|15|23|Q=no}}
{{HocGroup4|stors|0|0|0|0|0|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup4|mild|2|1|3|4|4|12|Q=no}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}


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| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Streakhan {{yel|109}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|58}} Cam Kneely
| attendance =  
| penalties1  = Abbagator {{pengoal}}<br>Supermantha {{penmiss}}<br>Captain Hank {{penmiss}}<br>Snip Show {{pengoal}}
| video        =  
| penaltyscore = 2&ndash;4
| penalties2  = {{pengoal}} Krech<br>{{pengoal}} Nose Face Killah<br>{{pengoal}} Big Daddy Z<br>{{pengoal}} St. Patrice
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance   = 17
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1359684 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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{{Football box
{{Football box
| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = ERIG :DDDDDDDD {{goal|83}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|52||90+5}} 1994<br>{{goal|77}} #BringBackAvery<br>{{yel|38}} Marc Staal's One Good Eye
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 20
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1359684 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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{{Football box
{{Football box
| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Nordy {{goal|66}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The X/Roger Place
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 21
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1359685 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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{{Football box
{{Football box
| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;5
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals {{goal|52||70}}<br>Ruffled Lines {{yel|5}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|5|pen.}} MINNESOTAWINSLOL<br>{{goal|10||65}} Martin St. Louis<br>{{goal|22}} NODAKS<br>{{goal|63}} 4:20
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 18
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1359685 Smashcast]
}}
}}


===Week 2, September 22rd===
===Week 2, September 22rd===
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| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        =  
| score        = 4&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Krech {{goal|20||69}}<br>Cam Kneely {{goal|78}}<br>Nose Face Killah {{goal|80}}<br> St. Patrice {{yel|69}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|57||63||90+0}} McJesus
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 20
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1361027 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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{{Football box
{{Football box
| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|25||65}} {{greentext|yfw DA TURRS}}
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 19
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1361027 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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{{Football box
{{Football box
| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Brinks {{goal|41}}<br>Hockey's Back {{goal|105+2}}<br>Hockey's Back {{yel|44}}<br>Crows Chant {{yel|109}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|74}} Martin St. Louis<br>{{yel|45+1}} The Uconn Whalers<br>{{yel|96}} {{greentext|Atlantic "Hockey"}}
| attendance =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| video        =  
| attendance   = 20
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1361027 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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{{Football box
{{Football box
| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = John Klingman {{yel|88}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|85}} Potvin Sucks
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 14
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1361028 Smashcast]
}}
}}


===Week 3, September 29th===
===Week 3, September 29th===
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| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Abbagator {{goal|45}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|54}} 1994<br>{{yel|12}} Matteau! Matteau!<br>{{yel|91}} Potvin Sucks
| attendance =  
| penalties1  = Abbagator {{pengoal}}<br>Supermantha {{penmiss}}<br>Captain Hank {{pengoal}}<br>Snip Show {{penmiss}}
| penaltyscore = 2&ndash;4
| penalties2  = {{pengoal}} Rick Nash, Playoff Choker<br>{{pengoal}} 1940<br>{{pengoal}} Potvin Sucks<br>{{pengoal}} 1994
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance   = 6
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Born To Be Wild {{yel|19}}<br>Nordy {{yel|105+0}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|63}} Boston Greenhouse Garden<br>{{yel|82}}St. Patrice<br>{{yel|113}} Local Boy Frankie
| stadium      =  
| penalties1  = Nordy {{pengoal}}<br>Brinks {{pengoal}}<br>Kapfinn {{pengoal}}<br>Hockey's Back {{pengoal}}<br>DUUUUUUUUUUB {{pengoal}}<br>Punished Heatley {{penmiss}}<br>April 22, 2003 {{penmiss}}
| attendance =  
| penaltyscore = 5&ndash;6
| penalties2  = {{pengoal}} Krech<br>{{pengoal}} Nose Face Killah<br>{{pengoal}} Bid Daddy Z<br>{{pengoal}} St. Patrice<br>{{pengoal}} TUUKKA not Toohkah<br>{{penmiss}} Cam Kneely<br>{{pengoal}} Local Boy Frankie 
| stadium      = The X/Rogers Place
| attendance   = 7
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|50}} Poolparty<br>{{goal|58}} McJesus<br>{{goal|80}} L O O C H<br>{{goal|82}} The Final Solution
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 7
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        =  
| score        = 3&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = {{greentext|yfw DA TURRS}} {{goal|2||39}}<br>STONER {{goal|84}}<br>I'm Not Coming {{yel|11}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|12}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{goal|74||80}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{goal|82}} I Am Val Nichushkin<br>{{yel|34}} Good Goal<br>{{yel|90+0}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 7
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


===Week 4, October 6th===
===Week 4, October 6th===
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| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = {{goal|25}} Snip Show<br>{{owngoal|88}} Hug of Death<br>{{yel|32}} Captain Hank
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|11}} Martin St. Louis<br>{{goal|47}} 4:20<br>{{yel|67}} {{greentext|Atlantic "Hockey"}}<br>{{yel|88}} (No)Mercyhurst
| stadium      =  
| penalties1  = Abbagator {{pengoal}}<br>Supermantha {{pengoal}}<br>Captain Hank {{pengoal}}<br>Snip Show {{pengoal}}<br>Saint Petr {{pengoal}}<br>Streakhan {{pengoal}}<br>Mitch Callahan's Face {{pengoal}}
| penaltyscore = 7&ndash;6
| penalties2  = {{pengoal}} {{greentext|Atlantic "Hockey"}}<br>{{pengoal}} MINNESOTAWINSLOL<br>{{pengoal}} Martin St. Louis<br>{{pengoal}} 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes<br>{{pengoal}} Hug of Death<br>{{pengoal}} PAC12 When?<br>{{penmiss}}Alabama-Huntsville
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1363894 Smashcast] 
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        =  
| score        = 4&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = {{goal|22||35}} McJesus<br>{{goal|62||82}} THE FINAL SOLUTION<br>{{yel|46}} The Nuge
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|33}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{owngoal|60}} Prospect Graveyard
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Rogers Place
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1363894 Smashcast 1] &nbsp; [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1363895 Smashcast 2] &nbsp; [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1363896 Smashcast 3]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|67}} Kapfinn
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1363896 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|11}} Nose Face Killah
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1363896 Smashcast]
}}
}}


 
===Week 5, October 13th===
===Week 5, {{tt|October 13th|This might clash with the Autumn Babby Qualifiers}}===


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| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{greentext|yfw DA TURRS}} {{goal|59||65}}
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The X/Roger Place
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 44
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1365336 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| score        =  
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = The Belpot {{goal|22}}<br>Martin St. Louis {{goal|85}}<br>UCONN Whalers {{goal|90+0}}<br>APRIL INSANITY {{yel|13}}<br>>Atlantic "Hockey" {{yel|68}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|24}} Nose Face Killah<br>{{goal|90+5}} Krech
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 46
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1365336 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        =  
| score        = 5&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = 1940 {{goal|2}}<br>1994 {{goal|44||88||90+3}}<br>POTVIN SUCKS {{goal|45+3}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|6}} Poolparty<br>{{goal|11}} L O O C H<br>{{goal|14}} McJesus<br>{{yel|12}} L O O C H<br>{{yel|81}} GOAT Coffey
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 38
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1365336 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU {{yel|40}}<br>I Am Val Nichushkin {{yel|47}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|104}} Sauce<br>{{yel|91}} Helmer<br>{{yel|112}} DDK
| attendance =  
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| video        =  
| attendance   = 35
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1365336 Smashcast]
}}
}}


===Week 6, October 20th===
===Week 6, October 20th===
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| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Local Boy Frankie {{yel|90}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|61}} Rick Nash, Playoff Choker<br>{{goal|90+3}} 1994<br>{{yel|31}} Marc Staal's One Good Eye
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = TD Garden
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366777 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|29}} Abbagator<br>{{goal|83}} Snip Show<br>{{yel|69}} Captain Hank
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Rogers Place
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366777 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|/ncaah/'s {{greentext|Atlantic """"""Hockey""""""}} is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards, also later name-swapped to 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes}}
| time        = {{time|22|00}}
| time        = {{time|22|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        =  
| score        = 6&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = ERIG :DDDDDDDD {{goal|19}}<br>STONER {{goal|33}}<br> {{greentext|yfw da TURRS}} {{goal|36||50||55||58}}<br> I'M COMING IN HOT {{yel|6}}<br> A+ Effort {{yel|70}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|81}} Alabama-Huntsville<br>{{yel|73}} {{greentext|losing to an Alternative Michigan}}
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366777 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| score        =  
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|23}}<br> AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO {{goal|56}}<br>I Am Val Nichushkin {{goal|59}}<br>I Am Val Nichushkin {{yel|78}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The AAC
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366777 Smashcast]
}}
}}


===Week 7, {{tt|October 20th|D O U B L E H E A D E R}}===
===Week 7, {{tt|October 20th|D O U B L E H E A D E R}}===
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| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = St. Patrice {{yel|74}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|19}} Mitch Callahan's Face<br>{{yel|38}}> Snip Show
| stadium      =  
| penalties1    = Krech {{pengoal}}<br>Nose Face Killah {{pengoal}}<br>St. Patrice {{pengoal}}<br>Big Daddy Z {{pengoal}}<br>TUUKKA not Toohkah {{pengoal}}
| penaltyscore = 5&ndash;3
| penalties2    = {{pengoal}} Abbagator<br>{{pengoal}} Supermantha<br>{{penmiss}} Snip Show<br>{{pengoal}} Captain Hank
| stadium      = TD Garden
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366778 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Miami {{yel|74}}<br>{{greentext|losing to an Alternative Michigan}} {{yel|108}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|103}} ROUUUUUUUUUUUU
| stadium      =  
| penalties1    = {{greentext|losing to an Alternative Michigan}} {{pengoal}}<br>MINNESOTAWINSLOL {{pengoal}}<br>7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes {{pengoal}}<br>Marty St. Louis{{pengoal}}
| penaltyscore = 4&ndash;2
| penalties2    = {{penmiss}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{pengoal}} I Am Val Nichushkin<br>{{pengoal}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>
| stadium      = The Frozen Four
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366778 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| score        =  
| score        = 4&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = McJesus {{goal|10||87}}<br> Poolparty {{goal|45+1}}<br>THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|68}}<br>THE FINAL SOLUTION {{yel|46}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|68}} Masterton Memorial Trophy
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Rogers Place
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366778 Smashcast]
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = The Blue Seats {{goal|26}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|73}} sens r cool leafs r poo
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1366778 Smashcast]
}}
}}


===Week 8, {{tt|November 17th|Resume from Autumn break}}===
===Week 8, {{tt|November 17th|Resume from Autumn break}}===
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|/broons/'s St. Patrice is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards}}
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Krech {{goal|7}}<br>Nose Face Killah {{goal|67}}<br>Nose Face Killah {{yel|81}}<br>Cam Kneely {{yel|89}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|31}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{goal|36||52||73}} AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO<br>{{yel|90+4}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Garden/The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 23
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Snip Show {{goal|105+1}}<br>gud boi gienny {{yel|71}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|14}} Hockey's Back<br>{{yel|82}} Jacques
| attendance =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance   = 29
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Desert Hockey Classic {{goal|8}}<br>Martin St. Louis {{goal|109}}<br>Miami {{yel|84}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|57}} The Blue Seats<br>{{yel|83}} POTVIN SUCKS<br>{{yel|88}} MATTEAU! MATTEAU!
| attendance =  
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance   = 30
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
 
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| date        =  
| date        =  
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| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Poolparty {{goal|45+1}}<br>MacConcussion {{owngoal|73}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The X/Roger Place
| attendance =  
| attendance   = 32
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


 
===Week 9, {{tt|December 15th|Resume after VGL}}===
===Week 9, November 17th===


{{Football box
{{Football box
Line 704: Line 740:
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team1        = {{team home|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|snes}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Krech {{goal|90+2}}<br>Spoons {{yel|34}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|79}} ERIG :DDDDDDDD
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
Line 719: Line 755:
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| score        =  
| score        = 3&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = POTVIN SUCKS {{goal|10||66}}<br>1940 {{goal|13}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|67}} BINGO BANGO! <br>{{sent off|0|52}} Sauce <br>{{yel|83}} Captain Hank
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
Line 734: Line 770:
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|mild}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Marty St. Louis {{goal|90+3}}<br>(No)Mercyhurst {{yel|32}}<br>Miami {{yel|63}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|76}} Hockey's Back<br>{{yel|84}} Punished Heatley<br>{{yel|90+2}} State of Hockey
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
Line 749: Line 785:
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals {{goal|45+4}}<br>I Am Val Nichuskin {{goal|51}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


 
===Week 10, {{tt|December 15th|Resume after VGL}}===
===Week 10, November 24th===


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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| time        = {{time|23|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| team2        = {{team away|broons}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = 1940 {{goal|62||78}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|82}} Nose Face Killah<br>{{yel|10}} Pasta<br> {{yel|88}} St. Patrice
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| time        = {{time|21|30}}
| note        = {{tt|/drw/'s Captain Hank is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards}}<br>{{tt|/drw/'s Sauce is suspended for this match|Getting baited by Sean Avery lol}}
| time        = {{time|23|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team1        = {{team home|snes}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|54||61}} Abbagator
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
Line 794: Line 830:
| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| time        = {{time|22|00}}
| note        = {{tt|/mild/'s Hockey's Back is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards}}
| time        = {{time|24|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team1        = {{team home|mild}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = State Of Hockey {{yel|78}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|110}} ROUUUUUUUUUUU
| stadium      =  
| penalties1    = Nordy {{pengoal}}<br>Brinks {{pengoal}}<br>Kapfinn {{pengoal}}<br>Born To Be Wild {{pengoal}}<br>DUUUUUUUUUUB {{pengoal}}<br>Punished Heatley {{pengoal}}<br>State Of Hockey {{pengoal}}<br>April 22, 2003 {{pengoal}}<br>Zookeeper Brent {{penmiss}}
| penaltyscore = 8&ndash;9
| penalties2    = {{pengoal}} I Am Val Nichuskin<br>{{pengoal}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{pengoal}} AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO<br>{{pengoal}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{pengoal}} Beeg Ben Bishop<br>{{pengoal}} Victor E. Green<br>{{pengoal}} ROUUUUUUUUUUU<br>{{pengoal}} Razor Reaugh<br>{{pengoal}} John Klingman
| stadium      = The X/Roger Place
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| time        = {{time|22|30}}
| time        = {{time|24|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        =  
| score        = 4&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = McJesus {{goal|25||84}}<br>THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|31}}<br>Poolparty {{goal|90+3}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The X/Roger Place
| attendance =  
| attendance =  
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


=Player Statistics=
=Playoffs=
 
=={{team away|rags}} vs. {{team home|drw}}==
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|22|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|drw}}
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      = 1994 {{goal|40}}<br>The Sott Gomez Trade {{yel|51}}
| goals2      = {{yel|18}} Sauce<br>{{yel|38}} Captain Hank<br>{{yel|73}} Abbagator
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance  = 26
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast]
}}
<br>
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|23|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|drw}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = Captain Hank {{goal|88}}
| goals2      = {{goal|90+4||112}} 1994<br>{{sent off|2|22||42}} Gag Line<br>{{yel|34}} The Sott Gomez Trade
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
| attendance  = 24
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast]
}}
 
=={{team away|stors}} vs. {{team home|oilels}}==
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|22|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|25}}<br>ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU {{yel|62}}
| goals2      = {{yel|78}} Ryan Smyth's Mullet
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance  = 28
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast]
}}
<br>
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|23|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = Poolparty {{goal|20}}<br>THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|36}}<br>McJesus {{goal|92}}<br>Prospect Graveyard {{yel|106}}
| goals2      = {{goal|47||54}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{yel|78}} Jamie Benn's Shitty Brother
| stadium      = The X/Roger Place
| attendance  = 31
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast]
}}
<br>
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|24|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        = 3&ndash;1
| goals1      = Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals{{goal|8}}<br>Beast Mode Jamie Benn{{goal|26}}<br>AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO{{goal|41}}<br>Razor Reaugh {{yel|23}}
| goals2      = {{goal|88}} THE FINAL SOLUTION<br>{{yel|21}} Le Test Tube<br>{{yel|40}} GOAT Coffey
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance  = 31
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast]
}}
 
=={{team away|rags}} vs. {{team home|stors}}==
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|23|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|23|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|rags}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      = 1994 {{goal|68}}
| goals2      = {{goal|33}} AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO<br>{{goal|60}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
| stadium      = TD Garden/The MSG
| attendance  = 28
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1377030 Smashcast]
}}
<br>
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2017|12|23|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|23|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|rags}}
| score        = 2&ndash;0
| goals1      = AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO {{goal|87||89}}
| goals2      ={{yel|5}} Rick Nash, Playoff Choker<br>{{yel|67}} {{greentext|1 Cup in 76 years}}<br>{{yel|80}} 1940
| stadium      = The Frozen Four/The AAC
| attendance  = 30
| video        = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1377030 Smashcast]
}}
 
 
==Statistics==
{{main|/hoc/ League 2017 statistics}}
 
 
 
=Awards=
{{tt|Lord Glass Cup:|Champions}} {{spoiler|/stors/}}
 
{{tt|Hart Memeorial Trophy|Most Valuable Player}}: {{spoiler|McJesus, /oilels/}}
 
{{tt|Conn Smymethe Trophy:|MVP of the Playoffs}} {{spoiler|Beast Mode Jamie Benn, /stors/}}
 
{{tt|Vezzina Trophy:|Most Valuble Goaltender}} {{spoiler|C R A I G, /snes/}}
 
{{tt|Cell Key Material Trophy:|Best Defensive Forward, but also a meme trophy}} {{spoiler|Marty St. Louis, /ncaah/}}
 
{{tt|Rocket Richard:|Most goals scored in the regular season}} {{spoiler|McJesus, /oilels/}}
 
{{tt|Billiam Jemmings:|Goaltender with the lowest GAA (minimum like 50% season length games player or something idunno whatever)}} {{spoiler|Jimmies Unrustled, /drw/}}
 


Soon...
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/hoc/ League 2017
Hoc logo.png
Tournament details
Host board TBD icon.png TBD
Dates N/A
Teams 8
Final positions
Champion Stors icon.png /stors/
Runner-up Rags icon.png /rags/
Third Oilels icon.png /oilels/
Fourth Drw icon.png /drw/
Tournament statistics
Matches 0
Goals scored 0 (Division by zero. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards 0 (Division by zero. per match)
Red cards 0 (Division by zero. per match)

/hoc/ League
/hoc/ League 2017
/hoc/ League 2019

The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League.

All streams and VODs (for now anyway) can be found here.

Teams

SAVE: October 2017, PES 17 AESTHETICS January 2018

The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:

Schedule Draw

The draw took place on September 8th, here. Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random. This is the result of the draw:

Week Broons icon.png /broons/ Drw icon.png /drw/ Rags icon.png /rags/ Snes icon.png /snes/ Mild icon.png /mild/ Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Oilels icon.png /oilels/ Stors icon.png /stors/
1 @ /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
1-3
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-3
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
1-0
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
2-5
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
1-0
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-5
2 vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-3
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-2
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-1
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-2
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-1 OT
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
2-1 OT
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
4-3
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
0-1
3 @ /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-0 (5-6)
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-1 (2-4)
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
1-1 (2-4)
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
3-4
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-0 (5-6)
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
0-4
@ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
0-4
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
3-4
4 @ /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-1
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-2 (7-6)
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-1
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-1
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-0
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
2-2 (7-6)
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
4-2
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-2
5 @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
3-2
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-1 OT
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
5-3
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-2
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-2
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
3-2
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
5-3
vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-1 OT
6 vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
0-2
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
0-2
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-2
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
6-1
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
3-0
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
6-1
vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-2
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
3-0
7 vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-0 (5-3)
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-0 (5-3)
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
1-0
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-0
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-0
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
4-0
@ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
8 vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
2-4
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
1-0 OT
@ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-1 OT
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
2-0
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
1-0 OT
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
2-1 OT
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
2-0
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
2-4
9 vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
1-0
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
3-1
vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
3-1
@/broons/ Broons icon.png
1-0
@ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
1-0
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
1-0
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
2-0
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
2-0
10 @ /rags/ Rags icon.png
2-1
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-2
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
2-1
vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-2
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-0 (8-9)
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-0
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
4-0
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-0 (8-9)


Key
Win
OT Win
OT Loss
Loss

Standings

The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence S. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:

Prince of Wales

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Rags icon.png /rags/ 10 7 1 1 1 19 10 9 24
Drw icon.png /drw/ 10 2 3 3 2 10 8 2 15
Broons icon.png /broons/ 10 3 3 0 4 11 14 -3 15
Snes icon.png /snes/ 10 3 0 0 7 14 15 -1 9

Clarence S. Campbell

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Stors icon.png /stors/ 10 4 1 2 3 17 16 1 16
Oilels icon.png /oilels/ 10 5 0 0 5 24 16 8 15
Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ 10 3 2 2 3 15 23 -8 15
Mild icon.png /mild/ 10 2 1 3 4 4 12 -8 11

Schedule

As written above, teams will play two games against each conference opponent and one game against each non-conference opponent, totaling 10 games. Weeks one, nine and ten are division weeks.. Times and dates are subject to change due to IRL bullshit, so check this page often! Hopefully everything will be set in stone at least a week away from each matchday. All weeks will start about 3 hours after normal cup time on Fridays, though not during the Autumn Babby Cup weekends.

The first 6 weeks should run as normal, week-to-week. Then things get a little interesting with the Autumn Babby Cup and its qualifiers. There is no divegrass other than the cup to be streamed on the main channel during cups. A break will be nice as well, so we'll take those three weeks off. Right now, the plan is to run a doubleheader on the weeks leading up to and following the Babby (October 20th and November 17th). Crunchtime, if you will. The last week will stand alone and probably have an All-Star game as a celebration of the season as a whole and the best players during the season (November 24th). Then the playoffs will happen the following week (December 1st).

In any case, here are the matches themselves:

Week 1, September 15th

/drw/ Drw icon.png 0–0 (a.e.t.) Broons icon.png /broons/
21:00

Streakhan Booked 109' Booked 58' Cam Kneely The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 17
Video: Smashcast
  Penalties  
Abbagator Scored
Supermantha Missed
Captain Hank Missed
Snip Show Scored
2–4 Scored Krech
Scored Nose Face Killah
Scored Big Daddy Z
Scored St. Patrice

/snes/ Snes icon.png 1–3 Rags icon.png /rags/
21:30

ERIG :DDDDDDDD Goal 83' Goal 52'90+5' 1994
Goal 77' #BringBackAvery
Booked 38' Marc Staal's One Good Eye
TD Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 20
Video: Smashcast

/mild/ Mild icon.png 1–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:00

Nordy Goal 66' The X/Roger Place
Attendance: 21
Video: Smashcast

/stors/ Stors icon.png 2–5 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:30

Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Goal 52'70'
Ruffled Lines Booked 5'
Goal 5' (pen.) MINNESOTAWINSLOL
Goal 10'65' Martin St. Louis
Goal 22' NODAKS
Goal 63' 4:20
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 18
Video: Smashcast

Week 2, September 22rd

/broons/ Broons icon.png 4–3 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
21:00

Krech Goal 20'69'
Cam Kneely Goal 78'
Nose Face Killah Goal 80'
St. Patrice Booked 69'
Goal 57'63'90+0' McJesus The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 20
Video: Smashcast

/drw/ Drw icon.png 0–2 Snes icon.png /snes/
21:30

Goal 25'65' >yfw DA TURRS The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 19
Video: Smashcast

/mild/ Mild icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:00

Brinks Goal 41'
Hockey's Back Goal 105+2'
Hockey's Back Booked 44'
Crows Chant Booked 109'
Goal 74' Martin St. Louis
Booked 45+1' The Uconn Whalers
Booked 96' >Atlantic "Hockey"
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 20
Video: Smashcast

/stors/ Stors icon.png 0–1 Rags icon.png /rags/
22:30

John Klingman Booked 88' Goal 85' Potvin Sucks The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 14
Video: Smashcast

Week 3, September 29th

/drw/ Drw icon.png 1–1 (a.e.t.) Rags icon.png /rags/
21:00

Abbagator Goal 45' Goal 54' 1994
Booked 12' Matteau! Matteau!
Booked 91' Potvin Sucks
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 6
  Penalties  
Abbagator Scored
Supermantha Missed
Captain Hank Scored
Snip Show Missed
2–4 Scored Rick Nash, Playoff Choker
Scored 1940
Scored Potvin Sucks
Scored 1994

/mild/ Mild icon.png 0–0 Broons icon.png /broons/
21:30

Born To Be Wild Booked 19'
Nordy Booked 105+0'
Booked 63' Boston Greenhouse Garden
Booked 82'St. Patrice
Booked 113' Local Boy Frankie
The X/Rogers Place
Attendance: 7
  Penalties  
Nordy Scored
Brinks Scored
Kapfinn Scored
Hockey's Back Scored
DUUUUUUUUUUB Scored
Punished Heatley Missed
April 22, 2003 Missed
5–6 Scored Krech
Scored Nose Face Killah
Scored Bid Daddy Z
Scored St. Patrice
Scored TUUKKA not Toohkah
Missed Cam Kneely
Scored Local Boy Frankie

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–4 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:00

Goal 50' Poolparty
Goal 58' McJesus
Goal 80' L O O C H
Goal 82' The Final Solution
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 7

/snes/ Snes icon.png 3–4 Stors icon.png /stors/
22:30

>yfw DA TURRS Goal 2'39'
STONER Goal 84'
I'm Not Coming Booked 11'
Goal 12' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Goal 74'80' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Goal 82' I Am Val Nichushkin
Booked 34' Good Goal
Booked 90+0' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 7

Week 4, October 6th

/drw/ Drw icon.png 2–2 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
21:00

Goal 25' Snip Show
Scored 88' Hug of Death
Booked 32' Captain Hank
Goal 11' Martin St. Louis
Goal 47' 4:20
Booked 67' >Atlantic "Hockey"
Booked 88' (No)Mercyhurst
The Baddest Bowl
Video: Smashcast
  Penalties  
Abbagator Scored
Supermantha Scored
Captain Hank Scored
Snip Show Scored
Saint Petr Scored
Streakhan Scored
Mitch Callahan's Face Scored
7–6 Scored >Atlantic "Hockey"
Scored MINNESOTAWINSLOL
Scored Martin St. Louis
Scored 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes
Scored Hug of Death
Scored PAC12 When?
MissedAlabama-Huntsville

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 4–2 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:30

Goal 22'35' McJesus
Goal 62'82' THE FINAL SOLUTION
Booked 46' The Nuge
Goal 33' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Scored 60' Prospect Graveyard
Rogers Place
Video: Smashcast 1   Smashcast 2   Smashcast 3

/rags/ Rags icon.png 0–1 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:00

Goal 67' Kapfinn The MSG
Video: Smashcast

/snes/ Snes icon.png 0–1 Broons icon.png /broons/
22:30

Goal 11' Nose Face Killah The Palladium
Video: Smashcast

Week 5, October 13th

/mild/ Mild icon.png 0–2 Snes icon.png /snes/
21:00

>yfw DA TURRS Goal 59'65' The X/Roger Place
Attendance: 44
Video: Smashcast

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 3–2 Broons icon.png /broons/
21:30

The Belpot Goal 22'
Martin St. Louis Goal 85'
UCONN Whalers Goal 90+0'
APRIL INSANITY Booked 13'
>Atlantic "Hockey" Booked 68'
Goal 24' Nose Face Killah
Goal 90+5' Krech
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 46
Video: Smashcast

/rags/ Rags icon.png 5–3 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:00

1940 Goal 2'
1994 Goal 44'88'90+3'
POTVIN SUCKS Goal 45+3'
Goal 6' Poolparty
Goal 11' L O O C H
Goal 14' McJesus
Booked 12' L O O C H
Booked 81' GOAT Coffey
TD Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 38
Video: Smashcast

/stors/ Stors icon.png 0–1 (a.e.t.) Drw icon.png /drw/
22:30

ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Booked 40'
I Am Val Nichushkin Booked 47'
Goal 104' Sauce
Booked 91' Helmer
Booked 112' DDK
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 35
Video: Smashcast

Week 6, October 20th

/broons/ Broons icon.png 0–2 Rags icon.png /rags/
21:00

Local Boy Frankie Booked 90' Goal 61' Rick Nash, Playoff Choker
Goal 90+3' 1994
Booked 31' Marc Staal's One Good Eye
TD Garden
Video: Smashcast

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 0–2 Drw icon.png /drw/
21:30

Goal 29' Abbagator
Goal 83' Snip Show
Booked 69' Captain Hank
Rogers Place
Video: Smashcast

/snes/ Snes icon.png 6–1 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:00
Note: /ncaah/'s >Atlantic """"""Hockey"""""" is suspended for this match
ERIG :DDDDDDDD Goal 19'
STONER Goal 33'
>yfw da TURRS Goal 36'50'55'58'
I'M COMING IN HOT Booked 6'
A+ Effort Booked 70'
Goal 81' Alabama-Huntsville
Booked 73' >losing to an Alternative Michigan
The Palladium
Video: Smashcast

/stors/ Stors icon.png 3–0 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:30

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 23'
AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO Goal 56'
I Am Val Nichushkin Goal 59'
I Am Val Nichushkin Booked 78'
The AAC
Video: Smashcast

Week 7, October 20th

/broons/ Broons icon.png 0–0 Drw icon.png /drw/
21:00

St. Patrice Booked 74' Booked 19' Mitch Callahan's Face
Booked 38'> Snip Show
TD Garden
Video: Smashcast
  Penalties  
Krech Scored
Nose Face Killah Scored
St. Patrice Scored
Big Daddy Z Scored
TUUKKA not Toohkah Scored
5–3 Scored Abbagator
Scored Supermantha
Missed Snip Show
Scored Captain Hank

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–0 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:30

Miami Booked 74'
>losing to an Alternative Michigan Booked 108'
Booked 103' ROUUUUUUUUUUUU The Frozen Four
Video: Smashcast
  Penalties  
>losing to an Alternative Michigan Scored
MINNESOTAWINSLOL Scored
7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes Scored
Marty St. LouisScored
4–2 Missed Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Scored I Am Val Nichushkin
Scored Beast Mode Jamie Benn

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 4–0 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:00

McJesus Goal 10'87'
Poolparty Goal 45+1'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 68'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Booked 46'
Booked 68' Masterton Memorial Trophy Rogers Place
Video: Smashcast

/rags/ Rags icon.png 1–0 Snes icon.png /snes/
22:30

The Blue Seats Goal 26' Booked 73' sens r cool leafs r poo The MSG
Video: Smashcast

Week 8, November 17th

/broons/ Broons icon.png 2–4 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:00
Note: /broons/'s St. Patrice is suspended for this match
Krech Goal 7'
Nose Face Killah Goal 67'
Nose Face Killah Booked 81'
Cam Kneely Booked 89'
Goal 31' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Goal 36'52'73' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO
Booked 90+4' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
The Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 23

/drw/ Drw icon.png 1–0 (a.e.t.) Mild icon.png /mild/
21:30

Snip Show Goal 105+1'
gud boi gienny Booked 71'
Booked 14' Hockey's Back
Booked 82' Jacques
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 29

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) Rags icon.png /rags/
22:00

Desert Hockey Classic Goal 8'
Martin St. Louis Goal 109'
Miami Booked 84'
Goal 57' The Blue Seats
Booked 83' POTVIN SUCKS
Booked 88' MATTEAU! MATTEAU!
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 30

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 2–0 Snes icon.png /snes/
22:30

Poolparty Goal 45+1'
MacConcussion Scored 73'
The X/Roger Place
Attendance: 32

Week 9, December 15th

/broons/ Broons icon.png 1–0 Snes icon.png /snes/
21:00

Krech Goal 90+2'
Spoons Booked 34'
Booked 79' ERIG :DDDDDDDD TD Garden/The MSG
/rags/ Rags icon.png 3–1 Drw icon.png /drw/
21:30

POTVIN SUCKS Goal 10'66'
1940 Goal 13'
Goal 67' BINGO BANGO!
Red card 52' Sauce
Booked 83' Captain Hank
TD Garden/The MSG
/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 1–0 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:00

Marty St. Louis Goal 90+3'
(No)Mercyhurst Booked 32'
Miami Booked 63'
Booked 76' Hockey's Back
Booked 84' Punished Heatley
Booked 90+2' State of Hockey
The Frozen Four/The AAC
/stors/ Stors icon.png 2–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:30

Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Goal 45+4'
I Am Val Nichuskin Goal 51'
The Frozen Four/The AAC

Week 10, December 15th

/rags/ Rags icon.png 2–1 Broons icon.png /broons/
23:00

1940 Goal 62'78' Goal 82' Nose Face Killah
Booked 10' Pasta
Booked 88' St. Patrice
TD Garden/The MSG
/snes/ Snes icon.png 0–2 Drw icon.png /drw/
23:30
Note: /drw/'s Captain Hank is suspended for this match
/drw/'s Sauce is suspended for this match

Goal 54'61' Abbagator The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
/mild/ Mild icon.png 0–0 Stors icon.png /stors/
24:00
Note: /mild/'s Hockey's Back is suspended for this match
State Of Hockey Booked 78' Booked 110' ROUUUUUUUUUUU The X/Roger Place
  Penalties  
Nordy Scored
Brinks Scored
Kapfinn Scored
Born To Be Wild Scored
DUUUUUUUUUUB Scored
Punished Heatley Scored
State Of Hockey Scored
April 22, 2003 Scored
Zookeeper Brent Missed
8–9 Scored I Am Val Nichuskin
Scored Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Scored AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO
Scored Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Scored Beeg Ben Bishop
Scored Victor E. Green
Scored ROUUUUUUUUUUU
Scored Razor Reaugh
Scored John Klingman
/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 4–0 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
24:30

McJesus Goal 25'84'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 31'
Poolparty Goal 90+3'
The X/Roger Place

Playoffs

Rags icon.png /rags/ vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png

22 December 2017 /rags/ Rags icon.png 1–0 Drw icon.png /drw/
22:00

1994 Goal 40'
The Sott Gomez Trade Booked 51'
Booked 18' Sauce
Booked 38' Captain Hank
Booked 73' Abbagator
TD Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 26
Video: Smashcast


22 December 2017 /drw/ Drw icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) Rags icon.png /rags/
23:00

Captain Hank Goal 88' Goal 90+4'112' 1994
Yellow cardYellow cardRed card 22' Gag Line
Booked 34' The Sott Gomez Trade
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 24
Video: Smashcast

Stors icon.png /stors/ vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png

22 December 2017 /stors/ Stors icon.png 1–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:30

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 25'
ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Booked 62'
Booked 78' Ryan Smyth's Mullet The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 28
Video: Smashcast


22 December 2017 /oilels/ Oilels icon.png 3–2 (a.e.t.) Stors icon.png /stors/
23:30

Poolparty Goal 20'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 36'
McJesus Goal 92'
Prospect Graveyard Booked 106'
Goal 47'54' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Booked 78' Jamie Benn's Shitty Brother
The X/Roger Place
Attendance: 31
Video: Smashcast


22 December 2017 /stors/ Stors icon.png 3–1 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
24:00

Tyler Seguin Doughnut GoalsGoal 8'
Beast Mode Jamie BennGoal 26'
AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANOGoal 41'
Razor Reaugh Booked 23'
Goal 88' THE FINAL SOLUTION
Booked 21' Le Test Tube
Booked 40' GOAT Coffey
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 31
Video: Smashcast

Rags icon.png /rags/ vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png

23 December 2017 /rags/ Rags icon.png 1–2 Stors icon.png /stors/
23:00

1994 Goal 68' Goal 33' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO
Goal 60' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
TD Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 28
Video: Smashcast


23 December 2017 /stors/ Stors icon.png 2–0 Rags icon.png /rags/
23:30

AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO Goal 87'89' Booked 5' Rick Nash, Playoff Choker
Booked 67' >1 Cup in 76 years
Booked 80' 1940
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 30
Video: Smashcast


Statistics


Awards

Lord Glass Cup: /stors/

Hart Memeorial Trophy: McJesus, /oilels/

Conn Smymethe Trophy: Beast Mode Jamie Benn, /stors/

Vezzina Trophy: C R A I G, /snes/

Cell Key Material Trophy: Marty St. Louis, /ncaah/

Rocket Richard: McJesus, /oilels/

Billiam Jemmings: Jimmies Unrustled, /drw/