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|style="background: # | |style="background: #C0C0C0"| A true patriot who always flies the british flag and shows off her culture while learning new things abroad. Oh and shes a cute animu girl | ||
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|style="background: # | |style="background: #C0C0C0" | Carl Benjamin AKA Sargon of Akkad not content with just his intellectual ego being reamed day after day by the likes of Metokur; decided to go into EU politics on a pro Brexit platfrom and failed spectacularly, from ousting other potentially good candidates from UKIP, making quotable statements like "i wouldnt even rape you" and (on age of consent) "it depends on the age of the child" and while his divine grace Farage creating the Brexit party was the real catalyst, Cuckkad got a front row seat as second UKIP chair to watch the election results roll in, leaving what was left of his party with 0 seats and 3% of the vote | ||
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Revision as of 18:28, 18 June 2019
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'ate /eire/ taigs
'ate /ptg/ mutts
'ate /sg/ pakis
'ate /nsg/ stormfags
'ate /mlpol/ horsefuckers
love brexit
love /britpol/
simple as
Roster
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Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
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Calais Border | Keeping the immigrants where they belong, in France |
Defenders
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Comrade Corbyn | ||||
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The Absolute State of Mummy May | ||||
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>White>Chinese>Girlfriend | ||||
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Sajid Javid | ||||
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indyref 2 NEVER EVER | After a general election which left the SNP in power mainly as a Scottish shitpost against the then MP Gordon Brown, the SNP has lingered despite open Scottish hatred against it and subsequent polls and referendums against leaving the UK. Like an unflushable shit whos only agenda is begging for a second referendum to leave the UK and nothing else. | |||
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Her Majesty The Mutt Duchess | ||||
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Minutes Silence | ||||
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Eddie | ||||
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Mr Slippery | ||||
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Grenfell 2.0 |
Midfielders
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Karen | A true patriot who always flies the british flag and shows off her culture while learning new things abroad. Oh and shes a cute animu girl | |||
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Sargon of Cukkad | Carl Benjamin AKA Sargon of Akkad not content with just his intellectual ego being reamed day after day by the likes of Metokur; decided to go into EU politics on a pro Brexit platfrom and failed spectacularly, from ousting other potentially good candidates from UKIP, making quotable statements like "i wouldnt even rape you" and (on age of consent) "it depends on the age of the child" and while his divine grace Farage creating the Brexit party was the real catalyst, Cuckkad got a front row seat as second UKIP chair to watch the election results roll in, leaving what was left of his party with 0 seats and 3% of the vote | |||
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Enoch Powell was Right | ||||
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Londonistan | ||||
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*Skin flaps in the wind* | ||||
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>Soft Brexit | Not willing to ever follow the will of the people, the Remain camp and EU shills have been pushing a soft Brexit, where we only leave the EU in name and leave all the policies in place. A cucks gambit that would only please the banks. In the past this was the attempt to make leaving the EU illegal by fuddling the rights of sovereignty. In more recent times they were more successful in creating the framework for a no deal Brexit to be illegal. |
Strikers
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Are Nige | The man, the legend, the unbarrageble Farage. The man who made Brexit a reality. He had formerly retired during the election leading to UKIP dying like the passengers of a self damaged refugee ship off Italy, returning triumphantly with no platform or propaganda just creating the Brexit party out of the ashes of UKIP entirely on the merits of Brexit means Brexit. The dream , God Emperor Trump and God Emperor Farage side by side. | |||
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GoalPosting | Noice goal m8 me ol'man used to be a builder Ol 'Woz he woz aye, maybe i cud get ' lads togeva mekk u sum new unns proper shiney loik. Oh oh its nat yoire goal iz it naa y'just fukkin borrowing it arennnt ya are ya you cheeki fukkin cunt just standing in front of it like. Git off that fucking goal then ya slag u think yooos can tekk me yous wanna have a go douz ya, douz YA. I waz fighting before you were fukkin born i waz fighting before I waz fukkin born inside me dads bollocks probably makkin theez fukking goalposts youz standing in front of riet now. Aww how many times you thinkk haz Ngubu haz scored in these nets. Fucking love Ngubu me, got him tattoed on me back even though he transferred straight after to FUKKIN SOUF i still love him me. Score some goals you mad bastard ye. Oh yuh still ere, gonna tri an blokk me shot are ya yure a bloodeh legend you jumpy little bastard yoos fukking champion. |
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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8 July 2017 | /ptg/ | /pol/eague 1 | 2-2 D | 3', 38' 40 yr old School Child |
8 July 2017 | /eire/ | /pol/eague 1 | 1-3 L | 82' Based Nige |
9 July 2017 | /sg/ | /pol/eague 1 | 1-1 D | 21' Based Nige |
5 January 2018 | /mlpol/ | /pol/eague 2 | 0–3 L | |
6 January 2018 | /balk/ | /pol/eague 2 | 1–1 D | 66' "we know who really won" |
6 January 2018 | /fsg/ | /pol/eague 2 | 3–2 W | 17', 38' Based Nige 80' Mummy May |
7 January 2018 | /cg/ | /pol/eague 2 | 2–1 W | 28' Mummy May 73' Based Nige |
7 January 2018 | /sg/ | /pol/eague 2 | 0–3 L | |
7 January 2018 | /mlpol/ | /pol/eague 2 | 2–4 L | 28' Mummy May 59' Based Nige |
21 September 2018 | /italypol/ | /pol/eague 3 | 0–2 L | |
21 September 2018 | /lrg/ | /pol/eague 3 | 0–1 L | |
22 September 2018 | /sng/ | /pol/eague 3 | 2–1 W | 11' MOGGMENTUM 85' Goalposting |
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