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==Roster==
==Roster==
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==Roster Description==
=== Roster Description ===
 
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
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! Player !! Description
! Player !! Description
|-
|-
| 2x World War Champs || We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
| Secretary Howard || Fifteen fucking saves.
|-
|-
| Andrew Jackson || Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
| Burgers || America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
|-
|-
| Donald Trump || MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
| Bald Eagle || The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the defense with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
|-
|-
| Freedom Ain't free. :DD || The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
| Florida Man || Florida Man Clears Soccer Ball
|-
| Captain America || The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
|-
| Bald Eagle || The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the midfield with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
|-
|-
| Greatest Ally || Greatest ally, where is burger?
| Greatest Ally || Greatest ally, where is burger?
|-
|-
| John F. Kennedy || Press F to pay respects.
| Tom Brady || 6 (SIX) RINGS
|-bgcolor=D3A890
| Captain America || The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
|-bgcolor=D3A890
| Freedom Ain't free. :DD || The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
| The American Messi || PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
| Donald Trump || KEEP AMERICA GREAT (and buy Greenland while we're at it)
|-bgcolor=E0C068
| 2x World War Champs || We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
|-
|-
| Burgers || America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
| 2nd Amendment || SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
|-
| Tom Brady || What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my four rings.
|-
| BUILD WALL || You have to go back.
|-
| Clint Dempsey || He doesn't just believe that we will win. He will make it happen.
|-
|-
| Most American Gif || Google it. You won't be disappointed!
| Most American Gif || Google it. You won't be disappointed!
|-
|-
| Ron Swanson || History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
| Syria Was Asking For It || Talk shit, get hit.
|-
| Alex Jones || Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
|-
|-
| Miracle On Ice || Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
| Miracle On Ice || Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
|-
|-
| Michael Bay || Say what you will about his movies, at least he knows how to make the best explosions. And really, what else do you need?
| Michael Wilson || https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA
|-
|-
| The Original Brexit || {{greentext|britbongs STILL mad}}
| Alex Jones || Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
|-
|-
| Chuck Norris || The cup hasn't even started and Chuck's already holding the trophy.
| Ron Swanson || History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
|-
|-
| Iraq Was Asking For It || Talk shit, get hit.
| Nuke 'em || It worked for Japan, why not try it on a hurricane?
|-
|-
| McDonalds || This fast food chain is so good we decided to share it with the rest of the world. Aren't you glad we did?
| Air Jordan || Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team.
|-
|-
| Nuke 'em || It worked for Japan, why not try it against ISIS? I bet they'd shut up real quick.
| Babe Ruth || I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big.
|-
|-
| 2nd Amendment || SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
| The Original Brexit || {{greentext|britbongs STILL mad}}
|-bgcolor=D3A890
| Andrew Jackson || Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
|-
|-
|}
|}

Revision as of 05:43, 10 September 2019

Brace yourselves for freedom.

/usa/
In Burger We Trust
Usa logo.png
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776
Manager Donald Trump
Owner Our greatest allies
IRL manager Gregg Berhalter !!+HdfEOCtfid
Team colors
Chat color B22234
Old Glory Red
Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+)
Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+)
Captain Captain America
Website /usa/ - United States Of America
Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 3 7 14 28.57%
GF GA GD
26 30 -4
Biggest win
/usa/ Usa icon.png 4–1 Fed icon.png /fed/
September 1, 2018
Biggest defeat
/tsab/ Tsab icon.png 5–1 Usa icon.png /usa/
September 10, 2016
First match
/usa/ Usa icon.png 5–4 Ussr icon.png /ussr/
September 3, 2016
Team music
Anthem I BELIEVE
Goal horn The Warrior Song
Alternate goal horn Donald Trump goalhorn
Alternate goal horn Victory
Kits


Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Freedom.gif

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Secretary Howard
20
  CB
Burgers
77
  CB
Bald Eagle
27
  CB
Florida Man
19
  DMF
Captain America Captain
60
  LMF
Greatest Ally
12
  RMF
Tom Brady
44
  AMF
Freedom Ain't free. :DD
10
  AMF
The American Messi Vice-captain
45
  AMF
Donald Trump
50
  CF
2x World War Champs
No. Position Player
2
  GK
2nd Amendment
40
  CB
Most American Gif
59
  CB
Syria Was Asking For It
80
  CB
Miracle On Ice
47
  DMF
Michael Wilson
55
  DMF
Alex Jones
26
  DMF
Ron Swanson
86
  LMF
Nuke 'em
23
  LMF
Air Jordan
3
  RMF
Babe Ruth
76
  RMF
The Original Brexit
7
  SS
Andrew Jackson

Roster Description

Player Description
Secretary Howard Fifteen fucking saves.
Burgers America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
Bald Eagle The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the defense with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
Florida Man Florida Man Clears Soccer Ball
Greatest Ally Greatest ally, where is burger?
Tom Brady 6 (SIX) RINGS
Captain America The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
Freedom Ain't free. :DD The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
The American Messi PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
Donald Trump KEEP AMERICA GREAT (and buy Greenland while we're at it)
2x World War Champs We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
2nd Amendment SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Most American Gif Google it. You won't be disappointed!
Syria Was Asking For It Talk shit, get hit.
Miracle On Ice Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
Michael Wilson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA
Alex Jones Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
Ron Swanson History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
Nuke 'em It worked for Japan, why not try it on a hurricane?
Air Jordan Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team.
Babe Ruth I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big.
The Original Brexit >britbongs STILL mad
Andrew Jackson Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.


Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
September 3, 2016 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 1 5-4 W 2x World War Champs Goal 5', 11', 18'
Andrew Jackson Goal 42'
Donald Trump Goal 89'
September 4, 2016 Ne icon.png /ne/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-4 D Donald Trump Goal 14'
2x World War Champs Goal 37', 45', 70'
September 9, 2016 ARS icon.png /ARS/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-1 D Andrew Jackson Goal 9'
September 10, 2016 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-5 L 2x World War Champs Goal 45+'
September 1, 2017 Pak icon.png /pak/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L Andrew Jackson Goal 48'
September 3, 2017 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-3 L
September 8, 2017 Iww icon.png /iww/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L 2x World War Champs Goal 9'
August 24, 2018 Aus icon.png /aus/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-0 D
August 25, 2018 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-3 L
August 31, 2018 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-0 W 2x World War Champs Goal 41'
September 1, 2018 Fed icon.png /fed/ Multinational Bowl 3 4-1 W Michael Bay Goal 5'
Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 92'
2x World War Champs Goal 105'
Andrew Jackson Goal 118'
September 2, 2018 Mn icon.png /mn/ Multinational Bowl 3 3-1 W 2x World War Champs Goal 3'
Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 81'
Donald Trump Goal 87'
September 2, 2018 Pak icon.png /pak/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-1 L
September 2, 2018 Rome icon.png /rome/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-3 L 2x World War Champs Goal 11'

"Rivalries"

Some countries think they're better than us. They are wrong. Sometimes so wrong they don't exist anymore.

Also some traitors broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, Michigan is a shithole, so is Vermont, and holy fucking shit dude /tsab/? That's not even a real country that's some anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?

Export (Multinats 1)

Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of

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Multinational Bowl
Current Teams (Real)
/arg/ • /aus/ • /chn/ • /es/ • /finland/ •/gre/ • /ireland/ • /ita/ • /leaf/ • /michigan/ • /nk/ • /pak/ • /poland/ • /ro/ • /San Marino/ • /swe/ • /usa/
Current Teams (Historical)
/ex-yu/ • /punic/ • /rho/ • /rome/ • /ussr/
Current Teams (Fictional)
/ac/ • /fed/ • /hoenn/ • /kcsa/ • /lordran/ • /mn/ • /ncr/ • /robonia/ • /strangereal/ • /tsab/
Defunct Teams
/ARS/ • /br/ • /csa/ • /flip/ • /fr/ • /iww/ • /hnd/ • /hvn/ • /kanto/ • /latvia/ • /ne/ • /sco/ • /sinnoh/ • /panaf/ • /wumpa/ • /VT/ • /zar/ • /Zeon/
Tournaments
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