/funkg/ Roster

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Starting 9

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
LB		17	Funny Clown	You do not kill clown...	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Calliope
CB		94	Carlos	Come on, freestyle it, kid!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Refresher
CB		11	Retarded GF	That's how you do it!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tutorial
GK		13	Cardiac Arrest Senpai	The culmination of one too many bento boxes	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Senpai
CB		10	Pico	GO PICO YEAH YEAH GO PICO OH!	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Blammed
CMF		68	Skyfriend	Always there to ask you how your day was	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Sky
CMF		88	Whitty A. Nigger	Lol, I can't breathe	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Ballistic
CMF		1	The King of /funkg/	He's in.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Ugh
SS		5	Daddy Dearest	Mommy Mearest's husband	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dadbattle
LWF		77	Cheffriend	Full-time rapper, Part-time chef	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Bopeebo
CF		53	Cock Joke	The only thing you'll be funkin' tonight is your sock.	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Guns

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Caps	Goals	Assists	Saves	Goalhorn
SS		89	Bonecel Terrorist	>tfw 5'11	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Genocide
GK		2	Blake	A robot with literal trash to his name	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dumpster Fire
LB		41	Lane	A funky feline robot	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Beyond the Stars (Remix)
LB		6	Valerie	A hermit crab with a singing voice	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Valerie
DMF		71	Capone	An honest, working man with a renowned business practice	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Arbitration
CB		3	AMPP	Eternal jobber of the HGs	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Eidolon Step
CMF		4	Lemon Demon	WATCHING AS THE SKIN GETS SUS	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Winter Horrorland (B-Side)
CB		70	Ena	What conspiracy theories are we cooking on the menu today?	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	God Race
SS		9	KKK Larper	Exterminator of Whittymen	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Remorse
DMF		32	Komodo	The dedicated /funkg/ Yamcha	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Tetanus
CMF		4	Lectro	"YEAH! I LOVE M̶E̶T̶H̶ SPEEDCORE"	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Astraphobia
CB		33	Merell	"I'll turn you into a red streak in the pavement!"	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Octane