User:AdmiralAbnormal815

Starters

Name	Number	Position	Image	Description	Goals Scored
>implying we're /d/	34	GK		"Hello! It's me, Minelayer, here to remind you all that we have new content on a regular basis, and you should shut the fuck up and stop complaining! It's basically shitposting!"	0
Cave Diving	47	CB		Vore isn't always a non-consensual or fatal experience. Sometimes it's a thrilling adventure! Look at me! I'm exploring like Daring Do! (Did you know that horses can't throw up?)	0
Alicarrier	43	CB		No fleet boat ponies is complete without an Alicarrier. That would be like a board league without fetish generals!	0
Monsterhorse (Captain)	77	CB		An affectionate term of endearment for massive ponies. Often used by Anons towards their giant waifus.	0
Huge Cunt	85	DMF		If a violent macro pone is hell bent on destroying your city, well, at least the view is nice. Wink, wink.	0
Littleman	4	CMF		"Oh no!~ There's nowhere left to run, now! It looks like you're all mine now, Littleman!"	0
Jaeger Pone	8	CMF		Sometimes, giant robots just aren't enough. Sometimes they need to be shaped like ponies.	0
Kaiju Pone	15	CMF		Created by humans with nothing better to do, Orchid was engineered to give Jaeger pilots something to train with, and she's a pretty good choice of company when you're on your lunch break.	0
Hiatus	16	AMF		Oh boy, this is a great CYOA! I wonder when he's going to do the next part?	0
PRAISE THE SUN	23	AMF		"I don't care if it's in the sky or on a giant Celestia's ass, if you see a sun, you better drop onto your god damned knees and praise it!" "But I've never even played Dark-" "420 PRAISE IT, FAGGOT!"	0
Appletini	5	CF		Now who's a big pony? Not Applejack! Seriously, though, stay away from zebras, kids.	0

Substitutes

Name	Number	Position	Image	Description	Goals Scored
BUTTS ON DEMAND	67	GK		When you're capable of drawing new images in a very short amount of time, there's really only one way to use this power. Butts.	0
Just Here For Cuddles	9	GK		Believe it or not, a lot of us actually aren't a bunch of sick fucks who want to get swallowed or pulverized by giant cartoon ponies. Some of us just want a big waifu to cuddle and use as a couch. I mean, don't tell me you've never wanted to be someone's wittle bunny before.	0
No Fucking Mascots	3	CB	(Image removed because Anon doesn't want this player to be represented by a mascot.)	Arguments at the drop of a hat, and let's just leave it at that.	0
We Should Change The OP	1	CB		Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!	0
Giant Bon Bon Is The Man	11	DMF		Her lush, creamy coat... Her massive, adorable eyes... Her giant, succulent bon bons... Oh, Hasbro, why must you tease us so!?	0
Amazonian	37	DMF		What is the best sized mare and why is it amazonian?	0
Cinnanon	6	CMF		After downing a drink mixed with Poison Joke (what a fucking cliche), this tiny Anon found himself covered in little cinnamony swirls. Now, monster mares can't resist the taste of Cinnanon, not that he really has a problem with spending time in their mouths.	0
Pocket Pony	7	CMF		Come on, you know you wish that pony toy that you cum on was actually alive.	0
Giant Snuggles	98	CMF		I still think that Rarity is best couch.	0
Ketchup	57	CMF		You know what's a nice color? Red. You know what I think should be red? My hooves.	0
Bert Is A Pony	69	CMF	(anime picture)	I'm sorry, I don't watch anime, so I can't think of a clever joke.	0
Poison Joke Cliche	66	CMF		Where would this fetish be in the fandom if it wasn't for poison joke?	0