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| Fabienne
| Tiffany
| '''Fabienne Wohlwend'''
| '''Tiffany Cromwell'''
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!style="align:center;"| [[File:TiffanyCromwell.jpeg|200px]]
| Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
| {{greentext|steals your husband }}
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| Lina
|Amna
| '''Prozzie'''
|'''Desert Queen'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:StefaniaPreggo.jpg|x200px|thumb|center|(Stefania stays because Australia doesn't cooperate)]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Amna.jpg|x200px]]
| {{greentext|Move to Australia<br />
|Now with a legal right to d(r)ive
>Sell your body to make some money<br />
>Let an /f1/ autist rawdog you<br />
>Get knocked up<br />
>???<br />
>Profit}}
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| Hanna
| Fabienne
| '''Hanna Zellers'''
| '''Fabienne Wohlwend'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Hanna.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Fabienne2.jpg|200px]]
| Confirmed sizequeen and confirmed for exchanging sexual favours in exchange of driving seats
| Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
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| She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
| She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
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| Tabitha
| Tatiana
| '''Tabitha Nash'''
| '''Tatiana Calderon'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Tabitha.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:HideThePainTati.jpg|x200px]]
| Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
| {{greentext|tfw your team mate literally dies but you still finish behind him in the standings }}
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|Mana
| Ruth
|'''Mana Sugiyama'''
| '''Ruth Buscombe'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ManaGazoo.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:RuthBehind.jpg|x200px]]
|Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
| Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
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| The wife
| The wife
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|Juju
|Gimi
|'''Juju Noda'''
|'''gimi (female)'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:JujuThumbsUp.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Emma.jpg|x200px]]
|For head pats only
|{{greentext|Boomer<br />
>Two kids<br />
>Finnish<br />
>Races with #7<br />
>Back injury
Where I've seen all of this already?}}
 
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| Victoria
|Mana
| '''Thiccy Viccy'''
|'''Mana Sugiyama'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ViccyIceCram.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:ManaGazoo.jpg|x200px]]
| *eats*
|Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
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| Ruth
|Sophia
| '''Ruth Buscombe'''
|'''Sophia Floersch'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:RuthBehind.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SophiaWeird.jpg|x200px]]
| Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
|The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
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| Susie
|Juju
| '''Unterhundette'''
|'''Juju Noda'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:SusieWolff2.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:JujuThumbsUp.jpg|x200px]]
| Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs
|For head pats only
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| Emilia
|Carrie
| '''Emilia Bottas'''
|'''Pacey Hobbit'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Emilia.jpg|x200px]]
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Carrie.jpg|x200px]]
| It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses
|Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
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|Amna
|'''Desert Queen'''
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|Now with a legal right to drive
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| Tatiana
| '''Tatiana Calderon'''
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| {{greentext|tfw your team mate literally dies but you'll still finish behind him in the standings }}
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| '''Chloe Stroll'''
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| Her mother looks better
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|Carrie
|'''Pacey Hobbit'''
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|Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
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|Sophia
|'''Sophia Floersch'''
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|The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
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|Gimi
|'''gimi (female)'''
!style="align:center;"| [[File:Emma.jpg|x200px]]
|{{greentext|Boomer<br />
>Two kids<br />
>Finnish<br />
>Races with #7<br />
>Back injury
Where I've seen all of this already?}}
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|Liv
|'''Olivia Kilby'''
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|Remember: Defending your boyfriend from /f1/ will make him lose his seat and you'll pay for his holiday through shell necklaces on Yetsy
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Revision as of 20:39, 22 May 2020

/f1W/
WE WANT WAGS
F1W logo.png
/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Founded 10 October, 2018
Manager Kumakichi
Owner WAG Corp
IRL manager ITOP #0123
Team colors
HEX color 492e8b
Purple
Top scorer Minttu (2)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Pacey Hobbit
Website /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Nickname The Wags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 1 2 3 0%
GF GA GD
3 8 -5
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png 0–0 TBD icon.png TBD
Month Day, Year
Biggest defeat
/f1W/ F1W icon.png 1–4 F1 icon.png /f1/
26 January 2019
First match
/SerieA/ SerieA icon.png 3–1 F1W icon.png /f1W/
20 January 2019
/sp/erb Owl
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Victory Anthem Aqua - Barbie Girl
Goal horn Spice Girls - Wannabe
Kits
Home kit F1WHome.png
Away kit F1WAwayRes.png
Goalkeeper kit F1WGKRes.png


/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it

The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.

Roster

No. Position Player
#88
  GK
Desert Queen
#5
  RB
Fabienne
#35
  CB
Darya
#2
  CB
Katya
#17
  LB
Minttu
#14
  DMF
Juju
#6
  DMF
Mana
#31
  RMF
Sophia
#8
  LMF
Pacey Hobbit
#41
  AMF
Ira! Irichka!
#777
  CF
Vivien Captain
No. Position Player
#77
  GK
Tiffany
#19
  RB
Marta
#55
  RB
Chadders
#7
  RB
Gimi (female)
#9
  CB
Patricija
#10
  CB
Natalia
#3
  CB
Gosia
#16
  LB
Giada
#18
  LB
Tatiana
#99
  LB
Ruth
#23
  DMF
Lily
#86
  DMF
Feline

Downloads

PinkBall.jpg

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
20 January 2019 SerieA icon.png /SerieA/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–3 L Goal 16' Sophia
25 January 2019 LigaMX icon.png /LigaMX/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–1 D Goal 90+3' Minttu
26 January 2019 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1–4 L Goal 74' Minttu
20 September 2019 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2019* 2–4 L Goal 31, 90+1' Sophia

Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
77 Tiffany Tiffany Cromwell TiffanyCromwell.jpeg >steals your husband
88 Amna Desert Queen Amna.jpg Now with a legal right to d(r)ive

Defenders

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
5 Fabienne Fabienne Wohlwend Fabienne2.jpg Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
55 Chadders Jamie Chadwick Chadders.jpg She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
25 Tatiana Tatiana Calderon HideThePainTati.jpg >tfw your team mate literally dies but you still finish behind him in the standings
16 Ruth Ruth Buscombe RuthBehind.jpg Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
19 Marta Marta Garcia Marta.jpg Her innocence: gone
3 Pinkham Natalie Pinkham Pinkham2.jpg Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
27 Federica Federica Masolin FedericaKiss.png Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
17 Minttu Minttu Raikkonen MinttuGimi.jpg The wife
7 Gimi gimi (female) Emma.jpg >Boomer

>Two kids
>Finnish
>Races with #7
>Back injury 

Where I've seen all of this already?

Midfield

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
6 Mana Mana Sugiyama ManaGazoo.jpg Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
30 Sophia Sophia Floersch SophiaWeird.jpg The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
14 Juju Juju Noda JujuThumbsUp.jpg For head pats only
8 Carrie Pacey Hobbit Carrie.jpg Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams

Forwards

No. Shirt Name Picture Description
13 Vivien Vivien Keszthelyi Vivien.jpg Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently
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/sp/erb Owl
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