Difference between revisions of "/crusaderkings/"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
(Created page with "{{SimpleBoardInfobox |team=crusaderkings |motto=DEUS VULT INCESTUS |name=Crusader Kings |date=February 9, 2022 |manager=The Court Jester |owner=House Karling |irl={{Anonymous|Fingol}} |color1=6E0C0C |color2=FFFFFF |hex=6E0C0C |color=Royal Red |scorer= |goals= |assister= |assists= |captain= |4channel= |anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLoFM0s2c2s |a_title=The Crusade Starts |altanthem1_what=Victory |altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=168eM_5IKf8 |altanthem1_title=Crusader K...") |
|||
| Line 28: | Line 28: | ||
Medieval incest simulator, Game of Thrones on steroids, also a Swedish moneymaking scheme, buy more dlc goy. | Medieval incest simulator, Game of Thrones on steroids, also a Swedish moneymaking scheme, buy more dlc goy. | ||
== Roster == | |||
I have probably missed some obvious meme that should be in, so might change | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=414 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Theodosian Walls|Keeps all sorts of riffraff out, surely nothing can penetrate these mighty walls... }} }} | |||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name={{tt|"""Mysterious Circumstances"""|Random manure explosion is a perfectly natural cause of death}} }} | |||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Bear Pope|Rawr}} }} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Glitterhoof|I will name my horse chancellor, also your day is ruined}} }} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name={{tt| Roger a Muirebe | Your humble spymaster}} }} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Deus Vult|We will take Jerusalem or whatever the pope has been bribed to target}} }} | |||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name= {{tt| Jarl Haesteinn| France, Germany, Arabia, India, he has conquered them all}} }} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name={{tt |The Plague |The real final boss of the game}} }} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Mongol Invasion|They are conquering the world and your kingdom is next}} }} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=69 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Incest|If you're not doing this, you're doing it wrong, gotta keep the bloodline pure}} }} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=CF |name={{tt |King Gedivilas of Chadtuania| Raids your lands, smashes your gates and takes your wife and there's nothing you can do about it}} {{captain}} }} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name={{tt |More DLC your grace?|Here's a new expansion and unit pack and more music }} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=793 |pos=LB |name={{tt |FUCKING VIKINGS FUCK OFF| YOU'VE RAIDED ME 5 TIMES THIS MONTH ALREADY}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=786 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Abbasid Blob|It's big, it's green and it's the will of Allah}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=RB |name={{tt|My wife is pregnant but I was away|Surely an act of god right...}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Historically accurate Finns| Glorious mongolian master race }} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name={{tt|>Sunset Invasion| The dlc no-one plays }} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Nudist Cult|Embrace Adamism, we have booba and daughter-concubines}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name={{tt |Council says fuck you | Lower taxes and obligations or it's civil war (again)}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tutorial Island|Ireland}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Jewish Moneylenders| Take a loan, banish them, profit}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name={{tt| Bordergore| It's a Paradox game, it's bound to happen}} }} | |||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|How do I stop being gay?| Seriously how, I need an heir}} }} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
Revision as of 19:19, 5 April 2022
| /crusaderkings/ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DEUS VULT INCESTUS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| /crusaderkings/ - Crusader Kings | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Historic performance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team music | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kits | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Medieval incest simulator, Game of Thrones on steroids, also a Swedish moneymaking scheme, buy more dlc goy.
Roster
I have probably missed some obvious meme that should be in, so might change
|
|
