/drw/

JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN
S O U T H
D E T R O I T

/drw/
...And there's no place I'd rather be.
/drw/ - Detroit Red Wings
Founded 15 May, 1926 Manager Ken Holland Owner Mike Illitch IRL manager PAVAL™ !!EJHFfR1QBCy Team colors Chat color E62323 Red Wing Red Top scorer Gordie Howe (786) Top assister Steve Yzerman (1063) Captain HANRAK ZATTARBACK Website /drw/ - Detroit Red Wings Nickname The Red Wings
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 2 4 50%
GF GA GD 9 9 0
Biggest win /drw/  3–0  /エイト/ 7 July 2016 Biggest defeat /kanker/  4–1  /drw/ 8 July 2016 First match /drw/  3–2  /hsrpg/ 4 July 2016
Team music
Anthem Throw Your Wings Up Victory Anthem Don't Stop Believing Playoff Anthem Get Your Red On! Goal horn Red Wings, My Red Wings! Alt. Goal Horn If THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 scores
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Young Mrazek 55   CB Kronwalled 2   CB Smith Kid 5   CB RIP Liddy 41   DMF HANRAK ZATTARBACK 15   CMF Sheahan 40   CMF BASED GLENDENING 43   LWF DARRAN HALM 13   RWF THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 71   CF Snip Show 8   CF Abbagator

No. Position Player 35   GK Seasonal Depression Disorder 30   GK Ozzie Goat 47   CB Al Marchenko 27   CB Quincey 65   CB DDK 20   CB BINGO BANGO! 88   CB Octopus 57   CMF Mitch Callahan's Face 17   CMF >pizza dome 9   CMF The Production Line 14   CF The Goose 39   CF Supermantha

Team Overview

The one and only Detroit Red Wings. The currently best franchise in the entire world (with no apologies to Manchester United, Bayern Munich, San Antonio Spurs) is now a divegrass team. Which was created without spending a single minute in testing. Also they are only modern memes, not franchise-aged memes. And not even full memes tbh, just player names plus some memes. ROFL, WAS MY DAMAGE CONTROL SUCCESSFUL?

Gordie Howe

And no, there is no space for Gordie Howe on the team (other than The Production Line), as I'm only using (mostly) current players. However, it is worth reminding that he is the greatest player in the history of the game.

Fixtures

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
4 July 2016	vs.  /hsrpg/	/ag/_League	3-2	39' The Goose,  81' Supermantha,  87' THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7
7 July 2016	vs.  /エイト/	/ag/_League	3-0	10' DARRAN HALM,  75', 89' Abbagator
8 July 2016	@  /kanker/	/ag/_League	4-1	32' Snip Show
9 July 2016	@  /metallurgy/	/ag/_League	2-3	22', 30' Abbagator

The /ag/ League was /drw/'s first foray into any organized or competitive play. They were allowed into the tournament by way of the third (and final!) backup slot. The team didn't feature any spicy memes or hot new aesthetics, but attempted (and will continue to attempt) strange and unused formations and tactics, somewhat subconsciously akin to hockey tactics as well.

They were drawn into Group H with  /hsrpg/,  /エイト/ and  /kanker/, playing them in that order. Their first match against /hsrpg/ started off a little tense and took a turn for the worse, but a little riggy diggy and meme magic through a #Supersub equalizer and literal Magic go-ahead goal gave them their first competitive win in their first game. The next match against /エイト/ went somewhat smoother than the previous one - a calm, controlled performance throughout by /drw/ against a team more goofy than intended. The following group stage game between /hsrpg/ and /kanker/ featured a tying Burning Love goal with only a few minutes remaining. That goal forced a draw between the two teams, officially giving /drw/ a place in the knockout stages.

Their final group stage match against /kanker/ started as a disaster, conceding 4 goals in the opening 24 minutes. While they were always going to be a tough side, /drw/ failed to muster much of anything after the opening flurry and this conceded their group-topping position /kanker/.

As a group runner-up, /drw/ were drawn with  /metallurgy/ in the opening round of the knockouts. The match started out with some energy for both teams, but /drw/ struck first and took hold of the momentum. Abbagator scored from a Datsyuk cross (though he wasn't credited for the assist) and then did nearly the same from a Helm pass from the opposite side. /drw/ looked to be in control and nearly had a third goal-scoring chance multiple times, but PES had its way and /metallurgy/ found its way back into the match. Some simple tactical changes and some excellent runs from their strikers created goals that not only got them level, but gave them a third goal, scored at 81', that doomed Detroit. As a consolation prize, /metallurgy/ went on to face /kanker/ in the final.

/drw/ would like to thank the people who organized the AGL for the opportunity to show off some goofy tactics and ensure everyone who cares that /drw/ will compete in as many invitationals and tournaments as possible!

Statistics

	Goals		Assists		MotM		Saves		Shutouts
Abbagator	4	Supermantha	3	Abbagator	1	Young Mrazek	13 (2-1)	Young Mrazek	1
Supermantha	1	Abbagator	2	Supermantha	1	Seasonal Depression Disorder	3 (0-1)
THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7	1	DARRAN HALM	2
DARRAN HALM	1	THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7	1
The Goose	1
Snip Snow	1

Player	Caps
Abbagator	4
DARRAN HALM	4
THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7	4
Smith Kid	4
HANRAK ZATTARBACK	4
BASED GLENDENING	3 (1)
The Goose	3 (1)
Supermantha	0 (4)
RIP Liddy	3
Kronwalled	3
Young Mrazek	3
Sheahan	2 (1)
The Production Line	1 (2)
Match Callahan's Face	2
Snip Show	1(1)
>pizza dome	0 (2)
Al Marchenko	1
Seasonal Depression Disorder	1
Quincey	1