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|altgh1_title=Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston  
|altgh1_title=Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston  
|altgh1_what=Bahston
|altgh1_what=Bahston
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UE_I45GPQM
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHSUPwHmjg
|altgh2_title=Ballad of the Green Mountaineers
|altgh2_title=Bern it Up
|altgh2_what=Ethan Allen
|altgh2_what=Bernie would have won
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
|altgh3_title=BRASS BONANZA
|altgh3_title=BRASS BONANZA
|altgh3_what=Hartford Whalers/College Hockey
|altgh3_what=Hartford Whalers/College Hockey
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc
|altgh4_title=(Everything Belongs to)The State Of Massachusetts
|altgh4_what=DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO Rhode Island
|nickname=New Englanders
|nickname=New Englanders
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==Roster==
==Roster==
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{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=CB |name= The Big Dig}}
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{{sq player |no=#  |pos=GK |name=Florida }}
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| L. L. Bean || Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from.  Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
| L. L. Bean || Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from.  Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
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| The Lake || It's not a Great Lake, but we think it's pretty great.  It serves as a natural barrier to the uncivilized peoples to the west.
| Saint Brady || THE G.O.A.T.  Who's deflated now, Goodell?
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| Springfield || Springfield will kill any attackers that get too close to the goal...and any of his own teammates too.
| Florida || A colony set up by New England to store their old people.
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| Yale || It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
| Yale || It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
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| Harvard || The GOAT University
| Harvard || The GOAT University
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| Ethan Allen ||"Come York or come Hampshire, come traitors or knaves,
| Bernie would have won || "Hillary is just more electable, we can't nominate a Socialist!"<br>
If ye rule o'er our land ye shall rule o'er our graves;<br>
"IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
Our vow is recorded–our banner unfurled,<br>
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!"
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| DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO || In a plot to make themselves even more important than they already were, Massachusetts became the first NE state to legalize weed
| DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO || In a plot to make themselves even more important than they already were, Massachusetts became the first NE state to legalize weed

Revision as of 08:01, 12 February 2017

/ne/
Civilization ends at the New York border
Ne logo.png
/ne/ - New England
Founded 1620
Manager Bill Belichick
Owner The Kennedys
IRL manager T. Winky
Team colors
Chat color CC0000
Red Sox Red
Top scorer (0)
Top assister (0)
Captain WASP
Website /ne/ - New England
Nickname New Englanders
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/ne/ Ne icon.png Atlanta–0 Csa icon.png /csa/
Biggest defeat
/csa/ Csa icon.png St. Albans–0 Ne icon.png /ne/
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Battle Hymn of the Republic AKA We won the Civil War git fucked southerners.
Goal horn Dropkick Murphys - Tessie
Bahston Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston
Bernie would have won Bern it Up
Hartford Whalers/College Hockey BRASS BONANZA
Kits



Roster

No. Position Player
#
  GK
Saint Brady
#
  LB
Yale
#
  CB
The Big Dig
#
  CB
Rhode Island is (not)a real state
#
  RB
Harvard
#
  CMF
L. L. Bean
#
  CMF
Dunkin Donuts
#
  AMF
WASP
#
  SS
Bernie would have won
#
  SS
DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO
#
  CF
Bahston
No. Position Player
#
  GK
Florida
#
  CB
Clam Chowder
#
  CB
White License Plate
#
  CB
Wicked
#
  CB
The Kennedys
#
  CB
Red Sox
#
  LB
Maple Syrup
#
  RB
Martha's Vineyard
#
  SS
Nor'easter
#
  SS
Tax Free Zone
#
  SS
Hartford Whalers
#
  SS
College Hockey

Roster Description

Player >de scription
Bahston 100x better than the cesspool that is New York City.
WASP "Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?"

-Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

Dunkin Donuts Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it.
L. L. Bean Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
Saint Brady THE G.O.A.T. Who's deflated now, Goodell?
Florida A colony set up by New England to store their old people.
Yale It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
The Big Dig $22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY
Rhode Island is (not)a real state South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins.
Harvard The GOAT University
Bernie would have won "Hillary is just more electable, we can't nominate a Socialist!"

"IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"

DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO In a plot to make themselves even more important than they already were, Massachusetts became the first NE state to legalize weed
Clam Chowder If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
White License Plate It's either a Masshole who might accidentally run you over, a Quebecois who might run you over on purpose, or if you're lucky, just the police.
Wicked Slang for "awesome"
The Kennedys They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_;
Red Sox People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April.
Nor'easter Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real.
Maple Syrup That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
Tax Free Zone New Hampshire has no sales tax. 99% of all items over $1000 are purchased there.
Hartford Whalers Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
College Hockey It's a big fucking deal man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash?
Martha's Vineyard The only place nice enough for the President of the United States' permanent vacation home.
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