/hoc/ League 2017

/hoc/ League
Tournament details
Host board	TBD
Dates	N/A
Teams	8
Final positions
Champion	/TBD/
Runner-up	/TBD/
Third	/TBD/
Fourth	/TBD/
Tournament statistics Matches 0 Goals scored 0 ( per match) Top scorer(s) Top assister(s) Golden Glove Best player Yellow cards 0 ( per match) Red cards 0 ( per match)
/hoc/ League
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The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League.

Teams

The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:

•  /broons/
•  /drw/
•  /rags/
•  /snes/

•  /mild/
•  /ncaah/
•  /oilels/
•  /stors/

Schedule Draw

The draw took place on September 8th, here. Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random. This is the result of the draw:

Week	/broons/	/drw/	/rags/	/snes/	/mild/	/ncaah/	/oilels/	/stors/
1	@ /drw/  0-0 (4-2)	vs. /broons/  0-0 (4-2)	@ /snes/  1-3	vs. /rags/  1-3	vs. /oilels/  1-0	@ /stors/  2-5	@ /mild/  1-0	vs. /ncaah/  2-5
2	vs. /oilels/  4-3	vs. /snes/  0-2	@ /stors/  0-1	@ /drw/  0-2	vs. /ncaah/  2-1	@ /mild/  2-1	@ /broons/  4-3	vs. /rags/  0-1
3	@ /mild/	vs. /rags/	@ /drw/	vs. /stors/	vs. /broons/	vs. /oilels/	@ /ncaah/	@ /snes/
4	@ /snes/	vs. /ncaah/	vs. /mild/	vs. /broons/	@ /rags/	@ /drw/	vs. /stors/	@ /oilels/
5	@ /ncaah/	@ /stors/	vs. /oilels/	@ /mild/	vs. /snes/	vs. /broons/	@ /rags/	vs. /drw/
6	vs. /rags/	@ /oilels/	@ /broons/	vs. /ncaah/	@ /stors/	@ /snes/	vs. /drw/	vs. /mild/
7	vs. /drw/	@ /broons/	vs. /snes/	@ /rags/	@ /oilels/	vs. /stors/	vs. /mild/	@ /ncaah/
8	vs. /stors/	vs. /mild/	@ /ncaah/	@ /oilels/	@ /drw/	vs. /rags/	vs. /snes/	@ /broons/
9	vs. /snes/	@ /rags/	vs. /drw/	@/broons/	@ /ncaah/	vs. /mild/	@ /stors/	vs. /oilels/
10	@ /rags/	@ /snes/	vs. /broons/	vs. /drw/	vs. /stors/	@ /oilels/	vs. /ncaah/	@ /mild/

Key
Win
OT Win
OT Loss
Loss

Standings

The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence B. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:

Prince of Wales

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rags/	2	2	0	0	0	4	1	3	6
/broons/	2	1	1	0	0	4	3	1	5
/snes/	2	1	0	0	1	3	3	0	3
/drw/	2	0	0	1	1	0	2	-2	1

Clarence B. Campbell

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/mild/	2	1	1	0	0	3	1	2	5
/ncaah/	2	1	0	1	0	6	4	2	4
/oilels/	2	0	0	0	2	3	5	-2	0
/stors/	2	0	0	0	2	2	6	-4	0

Schedule

As written above, teams will play two games against each conference opponent and one game against each non-conference opponent, totaling 10 games. Weeks one, nine and ten are division weeks.. Times and dates are subject to change due to IRL bullshit, so check this page often! Hopefully everything will be set in stone at least a week away from each matchday. All weeks will start about 3 hours after normal cup time on Fridays, though not during the Autumn Babby Cup weekends.

The first 6 weeks should run as normal, week-to-week. Then things get a little interesting with the Autumn Babby Cup and its qualifiers. There is no divegrass other than the cup to be streamed on the main channel during cups. A break will be nice as well, so we'll take those three weeks off. Right now, the plan is to run a doubleheader on the weeks leading up to and following the Babby (October 20th and November 17th). Crunchtime, if you will. The last week will stand alone and probably have an All-Star game as a celebration of the season as a whole and the best players during the season (November 24th). Then the playoffs will happen the following week (December 1st).

In any case, here are the matches themselves:

Week 1, September 15th

	/drw/	0–0 (a.e.t.)	/broons/
21:00	Streakhan  109'		58' Cam Kneely	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 17 Video: Smashcast
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show	2–4	Krech Nose Face Killah Big Daddy Z St. Patrice

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	/snes/	1–3	/rags/
21:30	ERIG :DDDDDDDD  83'		52', 90+5' 1994  77' #BringBackAvery  38' Marc Staal's One Good Eye	TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

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	/mild/	1–0	/oilels/
22:00	Nordy  66'			The X/Roger Place Attendance: 21 Video: Smashcast

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	/stors/	2–5	/ncaah/
22:30	Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals  52', 70' Ruffled Lines  5'		5' (pen.) MINNESOTAWINSLOL  10', 65' Martin St. Louis  22' NODAKS  63' 4:20	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 18 Video: Smashcast

Week 2, September 22rd

	/broons/	4–3	/oilels/
21:00	Krech  20', 69' Cam Kneely  78' Nose Face Killah  80' St. Patrice  69'		57', 63', 90+0' McJesus	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20

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	/drw/	0–2	/snes/
21:30			25', 65' >yfw DA TURRS	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 19

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	/mild/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/ncaah/
22:00	Brinks  41' Hockey's Back  105+2' Hockey's Back  44' Crows Chant  109'		74' Martin St. Louis  45+1' The Uconn Whalers  96' >Atlantic "Hockey"	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20

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	/stors/	0–1	/rags/
22:30	John Klingman  88'		85' Potvin Sucks	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 14

Week 3, September 29th

	/drw/		/rags/
21:00

	/mild/		/broons/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/oilels/
22:00

	/snes/		/stors/
22:30

Week 4, October 6th

	/drw/		/ncaah/
21:00

	/oilels/		/stors/
21:30

	/rags/		/mild/
22:00

	/snes/		/broons/
22:30

Week 5, October 13th

	/mild/		/snes/
21:00

	/ncaah/		/broons/
21:30

	/rags/		/oilels/
22:00

	/stors/		/drw/
22:30

Week 6, October 20th

	/broons/		/rags/
21:00

	/oilels/		/drw/
21:30

	/snes/		/ncaah/
22:00

	/stors/		/mild/
22:30

Week 7, October 20th

	/broons/		/drw/
21:00

	/ncaah/		/stors/
21:30

	/oilels/		/mild/
22:00

	/rags/		/snes/
22:30

Week 8, November 17th

	/broons/		/stors/
21:00

	/drw/		/mild/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/rags/
22:00

	/oilels/		/snes/
22:30

Week 9, November 17th

	/broons/		/snes/
21:00

	/rags/		/drw/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/mild/
22:00

	/stors/		/oilels/
22:30

Week 10, November 24th

	/rags/		/broons/
21:00

	/snes/		/drw/
21:30

	/mild/		/stors/
22:00

	/oilels/		/ncaah/
22:30

Player Statistics

Goals

3 goals

• Martin St. Louis
• McJesus

2 goals

• Krech
• 1994

• >yfw DA TURRS

• Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals

1 goal

• Cam Kneely
• Nose Face Killah
• Brinks
• Hockey's Back

• Nordy
• 4:20
• Nodaks
• MINNESOTAWINSLOL

• #BringBackAvery
• Potvin Sucks
• ERIG :DDDDDDDD

Assists

3 assists

• Stoner

2 assits

• 1994

1 assist

• Krech
• Nose Face Killah
• St. Patrice
• Kapfinn
• 7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes

• Nodaks
• The Unconn Whalers
• L O O C H
• Poolparty
• The Final Solution

• 1940
• No Prospects
• American Hero Mike Modano
• I Am Val Nichuskin

Saves

11 saves

• CRAIG

9 saves

• DUUUUUUUUUUB

7 saves

• King Henrik

6 saves

• Hockey East Ref

3 saves

• Clam TalBOT

2 saves

• >>Finnish goaltending

1 save

• TUUKKA not Toohkah
• Saint Petr

• Ten Years Of Bad Management

• Big Ben Bishop