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Position
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Picture
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Description
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Fake Moot
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An Australian that hacked into 4chan, doxxed a french whore and tore moot a new one. A legend that went where no shitposter has gone before.
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High Quality Olive Oil
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Tunisia's greatest export, easily allowing them to claim first world status. Are you not impressed? You just don't get it, it's HIGH QUALITY.
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Falklands
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¡Las Malvinas son Argentinas! The Falklands are still rightfully Argentinian clay, too bad they got BTFO by the British when they tried to get them back.
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Best Korea
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An utopia where the people are happy, everyone is fed and nothing bad ever happens, all thanks to the leadership of Kim Il-Sung's holy spirit.
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Spede Pasanen
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Finnish comedian and assburger. He's the most serious defender you'll ever meet and he's always on his quest to find his one true love: Serious Discussion.
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Amerifat
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If you hear faint clapping in the distance and the ground is shaking you better run because it's an American and this wall of fat will have no trouble crushing you under its weight. Or you could walk because you would still be faster than it.
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Ordnung
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Everything has to be perfect, there is no time for mistakes. Ordnung is the simple secret to German economic domination.
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Slavsquat
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Holding a bottle of cheap beer in your hand, wearing a tracksuit and squatting on the floor with other people who do the same is the true slavic way.
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Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani
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The most valued member of the Islamic State other than the Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi himself. His online threats were a vital tool in the eventual victory of ISIS over the western world.
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Countrythreads
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Voted the best general in /int/'s unofficial Battle of Generals, /balt/ /balk/ is the place where inhabitants of Baltic Balkan region gather to discuss their shitty lives, and dank, underground memes are forged.
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Yuropoor
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Eating rats and drinking piss just to survive, that is the sad reality for all Europeans. Did you know that they only like one sport? Crazy, isn't it?
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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HUEHUEHUE, BR? BR?
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MUH HERITAGE
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He may only be 1/16 German physically, but he's 100% German on the inside. A true patriot, just not for the country he's born in.
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Non Country
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If your country doesn't have x it's pretty much a non country. Always in a battle for relevance, but that dream will never come true.
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Rightful Clay
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The territory that we used to own a hundred years ago still rightfully belongs to us. Please give it back.
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Pay Denbts
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Greece is in debt and they won't pay it back, so always remind them to pay denbts.
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Zitto Animale
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How do you say hello to Japanese people in your language?
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Cum To Finland :3
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After getting everything handed to them by their government, Finland has raised an entire nation of beta fembois dependent on hentai and desperate to please any European who enters their snowy land by becoming their gf (male).
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i lik spen
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After avoiding national service due to his severe autism, Help Helper left his native Finland in the hopes of finally contacting his favourite country, which is just as unemployable as he is.
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KHAN'D
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First Finland, then Poland, then Australia, then London. Hell hath no fury like a nomadic horde of gypsies, which is why your country is full of and ruled by Mongol-Slav-Islamic rapebabbies.
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Kuruminha
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It is beyond any doubt that this is the greatest, and most famous, achievement of the Brazilian race. Br-chan represents the only good thing about your country - the cute girls that your ancestors invaded this land for.
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Polandball
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Poland can into football. He knows how to handle shit (like your defense) thanks to him being a plumber.
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I am Greek
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"I am Greek."
t. Albanians, Aromanians, Ashkali, Australians, Bulgarians, Bosniaks, Canadians, Croats, Gorani, Macedonians, Montenegrins, Serbs, Slovenes, Romanians, Romani, Turks, and worst of all, modern Greeks.
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Eternal Anglo
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The list of countries Blighty hasn't invaded is shorter than the list of countries it has. The scale of perfidiousness Albion reaches is incalculable. Why, even right now, he could be invading the very room you're reading this in. Don't look up.
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