/f1W/
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WE WANT WAGS
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/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
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Founded
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10 October, 2018
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Manager
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Kumakichi
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Owner
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WAG Corp
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IRL manager
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ITOP #0123
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Team colors
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HEX color
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492e8b Purple
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Top scorer
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Minttu (2)
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Top assister
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N/A (N/A)
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Captain
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Pacey Hobbit
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Website
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/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
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Nickname
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The Wags
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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1
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2
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3
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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Month Day, Year
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Biggest defeat
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/f1W/
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1–4
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/f1/
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26 January 2019
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First match
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/SerieA/
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3–1
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/f1W/
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20 January 2019
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/sp/erb Owl
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Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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Best result
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N/A, N/A
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Team music
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Kits
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Home kit
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Away kit
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Goalkeeper kit
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/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it
The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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#5
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Fabienne
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#69
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Hanna
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#55
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Chadders
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#44
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Tabitha
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#6
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Mana
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#77
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Emilia
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#33
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Thiccy Viccy
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#16
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Ruth
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#7
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gimi (female)
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#8
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Pacey Hobbit
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#99
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Sophia
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No.
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Position
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Player
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#9
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Prozzie
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#19
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Marta
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#27
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Federica
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#3
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Pinkham
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#17
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Minttu
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#13
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Juju
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#20
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Unterhundette
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#25
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Tatiana
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#88
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Desert Queen
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#18
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Chloe
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#67
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Vivien
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#15
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Liv
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Downloads
Match History
Detailed roster
Goalkeepers
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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5
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Fabienne
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Fabienne Wohlwend
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Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
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9
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Lina
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Prozzie
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(Stefania stays because Australia doesn't cooperate)
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>Move to Australia
>Sell your body to make some money
>Let an /f1/ autist rawdog you
>Get knocked up
>???
>Profit
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Defenders
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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69
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Hanna
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Hanna Zellers
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Confirmed sizequeen and confirmed for exchanging sexual favours in exchange of driving seats
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55
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Chadders
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Jamie Chadwick
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She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
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44
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Tabitha
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Tabitha Nash
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Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her
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6
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Mana
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Mana Sugiyama
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Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
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20
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Susie
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Unterhundette
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Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs
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3
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Pinkham
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Natalie Pinkham
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Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
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27
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Federica
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Federica Masolin
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Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
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17
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Minttu
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Minttu Raikkonen
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The wife
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13
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Juju
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Juju Noda
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For head pats only
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Midfield
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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33
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Victoria
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Thiccy Viccy
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*eats*
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16
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Ruth
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Ruth Buscombe
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Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
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20
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Susie
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Unterhundette
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Ja, ich und Toto surely are ze least strong couple on the grid, ich been ze unterhunden of ze WUGs
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77
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Emilia
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Emilia Bottas
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It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses
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88
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Amna
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Desert Queen
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Now with a legal right to drive
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18
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Chloe
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Chloe Stroll
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Her mother looks better
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25
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Tatiana
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Tatiana
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>tfw your team mate literally dies but you'll still finish behind him in the standings
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Forwards
No.
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Shirt
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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13
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Juju
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Juju Noda
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For head pats only
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8
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Carrie
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Pacey Hobbit
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Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams
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99
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Sophia
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Sophia Floersch
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The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
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6
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Mana
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Mana Sugiyama
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Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
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88
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Amna
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Desert Queen
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Now with a legal right to drive
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13
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Vivien
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Vivien Keszthelyi
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Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently
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