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From humble beginnings as one of the original 16 teams of the 4chan Cup to a championship all their own, /mu/ have persevered through good times and bad. Managed by a crack team (though "alcohol team" sounds more appropriate) of patricians and overseen by Jesus Christ himself, the team seeks not only to win titles but to have fun as well. Whether through our goalhorns, silly socks or ridiculous banter, fun is valued both by the team and the board. After all, how seriously can actually take virtual roundputt based on a Tagalog face-painting website? We have plenty of exciting things planned for 2021, so stay tuned and thank you for your support!
Summer 2021
2021 4chan World Cup
Pastebin for streamer
Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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9 July 2021 20:20 | /po/ | 4-2 | 23', 57', 90+1' Jeff Mangum 34' MC Ride |
17 July 2021 19:40 | /vr/ | 1-0 | 34' MC Ride |
25 July 2021 19:40 | /jp/ | 4-3 | 9' MC Ride 16', 45+4' John Lennon beat his wife 41'Jeff Mangum |
7 August 2021 18:20 | /biz/ | 4(3)-4(4) | 21', 57' MC Ride 29' For less than the cost of a Big Mac 87'Talentless Hack |
Roster
- Main article: /mu/ Roster
SECOND TEAM (used for friendlies primarily): /mu B/
MC Ride track list (Expand ->)
Album | Song |
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Bottomless Pit | Bottomless Pit |
Bottomless Pit | Giving Bad People Good Ideas |
Bottomless Pit | Spikes |
Bottomless Pit | Three Bedrooms In A Good Neighborhood |
Exmilitary | Known for it |
Exmilitary | Takyon (Death Yon) |
Government Plates | You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat |
Jenny Death | I Break Mirrors With My Face In The United States |
Jenny Death | Inanimate Sensation |
The Money Store | Get Got |
The Money Store | Hustle Bones |
The Money Store | I've Seen Footage |
The Money Store | System Blower |
Year Of The Snitch | Black Paint |
Steroids | My Whole Life |
2021
- For earlier history: /mu/ History
The special ten year anniversary of the cup pitches /mu/ against 3 niches interest boards, /po/, /vr/ and /jp/. With /po/ as the first opponent, /mu/ fought back against a few long balls up to Moneygami before a counter gave Mangum the chance to open up the match. Ride would find some open space 10 minutes later to score a laser from outside the box. While /po/ were stopped by the last defender for most of the first half, a few strong passes were able to direct the ball to Broken Printer who responded with their own brand of noise music. In the second half, a 10 minute seige would eventually yield Mangum his second goal. /mu/ would keep up the attack, though excellent saves and wide shots prevented another goal until /po/ were unable to counter with some quick passes to bring the game 3-2 in the 79th minute. Finally, in extra time, a failed /mu/ cross was looking to roll offside, until a /po/ defender mistakenly cleared it for a corner, which /mu/ capitalized on to give Mangum the first hat trick of the tournament. The next match against /vr/ started with an early kapow in the 2nd minute and things were looking to be a repeat of the first match. And while /mu/ were able to take many shots, crippling poor accuracy only was able to put Ride on the board in the 34th minute. Thankfully, the same occurred for /vr/, who when they weren't getting intercepted at the last pass, were also making equally terrible shots, in the end, /vr/ took 1 less on target shot, and that proved to be the deciding factor, giving /mu/ a 1-0 win. Finishing off /mu/'s group stage run was their match against /jp/, and some nice passes between Hack, Mangum, and Ride give Ride an early goal. Lennon would then put his own name up on the board after for a 2-0 lead at 16 minutes. Some tactical changes by /jp/ in response and a foul by Clueless would give /jp/ their first goal off the free kick. /jp/ would take control for the rest of the first half, but ended up short at the last second before a counter would give Mangum at the end of the half. Or so was thought as /jp/ would respond with another goal off the kickoff at 45, ending the half. OR SO WAS THOUGHT as a preset switch by /mu/ and a failed clearance by /jp/ extended the 2 minutes of stoppage into 4, giving John Lennon a brace, ending the half for real this time. Things slowed down as both teams got caught up at the last pass, though Talentless Hack was denied with a kapow at 58, after an impressive 8 second dribble through the /jp/ team. A longball would give /jp/ the only goal in the second half as multiple wide shots by /mu/ end the match after. On that result, /mu/ advance with on a 9 point mustard and draw against /biz/ in the Round of 32. A 9 pt team against the 3 draws 3 pt /biz/, /mu/ try to break their 9 pt curse with a hype video sent in by none other than the legend himself, Viper the Rapper. Seeing his first performance in nearly a decade, HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN would also take the net in place of Merzbow. However, the hardest metal had no chance against cash bling gold as /biz/ score in the 6th minute. And so started a back and forth exchange of goals starting an open lane for Ride, a spin and win by Sergey, and an absolutely mind bending curve by Steve Albini. 2-2 in the 30th minute, a slide tackle from behind would put Talentless Hack out of action for a few minutes. Though he came back, he struggled on the pitch, falling in pain during a /mu/ attack near the end of the half, in that meantime /biz/ would pull ahead with 2 goals for a 4-2 lead. Back to the vaults of power meal with 0 saves, and Merzbow would take over Dragonforce in the net, starting the second half. After receiving a long pass deep in the box, Mangum would make a real team play, and instead of taking the shot at a sharp angle, passed the ball to Ride for an easy slot in to the net. Back and forths would ensue, and /mu/ would seem unable to tie the match up until the 87th minute when, despite his injuries, Talentless Hack would make the goal to save /mu/, bringing the match to extra time after John Lennon fumbles /mu/'s last attack. The back and forth would continue despite near shots by both teams, as PES would demand the game be brought to benalties. With a miss by Ride and perfect shots by /biz/, Viper stood as /mu/'s last chance to keep them in. In perfect nature by him, in his crack induced mind he fucked up the shot giving the /biz/ the 4-3 win in benulties, ending /mu/'s 10 year anniversary cup run.
I Sent A Hype Video To /mu/ And Ended Up Cursing Them Instead On The Round Of 32
I Missed The Last Penalty For /mu/ And Then Smoked Some Crack
I choked the penalty on purpose, XMR-chan pussy too good
t. Viper the Rapper
Match History
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Statistics
- Detailed statistics: /mu/ Stats
Player | Goals Scored | Player | Assists | Player | Saves |
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Jeff Mangum | 75 | Jeff Mangum | 39 | Merzbow | 236 |
MC Ride | 54 | MC Ride | 29 | Buffcorrell | 16 |
John Lennon Beat His Wife | 17 | Michael Gira | 19 | Viper The Rappepr | 10 |
Michael Gira | 15 | The Deak | 6 | Steve Albini | 10 |
Talentless Hack | 13 | John Lennon Beat His Wife | 5 | Joanna Newsom | 9 |
Bob Dylan | 6 | The List Goes On | 5 | Varg Vikernes | 7 |
Pierro Scaruffi | 6 | Talentless Hack | 5 | The Crusher | 4 |
The Deak | 6 | Pierro Scaruffi | 4 | Dadrock | 4 |
Trout Mask Replica | 5 | David Bowie | 4 | John Cage | 2 |
David Bowie | 4 | Kanye West | 3 | ||
Kanye West | 4 | Frankie Sinatra | 3 | ||
Frankie Sinatra | 3 | Lil B | 3 | ||
MF DOOM | 3 | 8.4 Best New Midfielder | 3 | ||
Viper the Rapper | 3 | Kate Bush | 3 |
Music/Chants
Anthems
Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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Shinsei Kamattechan | Ikareta Neet | 25-Jul-21 | Against /jp/ |
Siivagunner | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Super Mario World Soundfont) | 17-Jul-21 | Against /vr/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | Default anthem | |
Mastadon | Blood and Thunder | 14-Feb-21 | Against /his/, accidently played instead of default anthem |
Weezer | Island In The Sun | 13-Feb-21 | Joint anthem with /trv/ |
Iron Maiden | Fear of the Dark | 6-Feb-21 | Joint anthem with /x/ |
Dave Rodgers | Don't Stop the Music | 8-Nov-20 | Joint anthem with /o/ |
Kanye West | Selah | 8-Nov-20 | Against /fa/ |
Siivagunner | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Super Mario World Soundfont) | 10-Oct-20 | Against /vr/ |
Van Halen | Eruption | 9-Oct-20 | Against /tg/, in memorial of Eddie Van Halen |
Anon | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three (/mu/ cover) | 24-Apr-20 | Against /his/ |
Rush | Closer to the Heart | 19-Jan-20 | Against /u/, in memorial of Neil Peart |
Dave Rodgers | Don't Stop the Music | 9-Nov-19 | Joint anthem with /o/ |
マクロスMACROSS 82-99 | New Dawn | 16-Feb-19 | Joint anthem with /gd/ |
John McCrae | In Flander's Fields | 11-Nov-18 | Joint anthem with /his/ |
Leonard Cohen | Diamonds in the Mine | 12-Nov-16 | Against /vr/, in memorial of Leonard Cohen |
David Bowie | Five Years | 13-Aug-16 | Joint anthem with /e/ |
Diane Williams | Jesus Can Work It Out | 17-May-15 | Joint anthem with /cgl/ |
Everybody Ought To Know Who Jesus Is | 20-Jul-14 | Against /wg/ | |
Josip On Deck | Anime Pussy | 1-Mar-14 | Against /h/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Every ITAOTS song at the same time | 22-Feb-14 | Against /gif/ |
Anon | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | 1-Sep-13 | Against /b/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 1-Sep-13 | Against /int/ |
Terrance Hundley | Praise Him, He's Worthy to Be Praised | 31-Aug-13 | Against /h/ |
Goalhorns
Player | Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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Default goalhorn | Animal Collective | Sports Brother | ||
8.4 Best New Midfielder | Sleep | Marijuanaut's Theme | ABC2018 | |
David Bowie | David Bowie | Moonage Daydream | WC2016 | |
For Less Than The Cost of a Big Mac | Big Black | Passing Complexion | SC2021 | |
Frankie Sinatra | The Avalanches | Frankie Sinatra | ABC2016-WC2017 | |
Jeff Mangum | Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | WC2016-SC2021 | |
Jeff Mangum | Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | SC2013-SC2015 | |
Jeff Mangum | Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | SC2013 | Against /int/ |
John Lennon | John Lennon | Woman is the Nigger of the World | SBC2019-SC2021 | |
Kanye West | Kanye West | I Love It/Lift Yourself | ABC2018 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Spikes | SC2021 | Against /biz/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I Keep Giving Bad People Good Ideas | SC2021 | Against /jp/ |
MC Ride | IVELISCHPFULI | No Love/Bfg Division Mashup | SC2021 | Against /vr/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Steroids | SBC2019 - ABC2019, SC2021 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Bottomless Pit | WC2021 | Against /trv/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Black Paint | WC2021-SC2021 | Against /c/ in WC2021, Against /biz/ in SC2021 |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Hustle Bones | ABC2020 | Against /bant/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I Break Mirrors With My Face in the United States | ABC2020 | Against /tg/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | More Than The Fairy | SC2016-WC2019 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Hothead | WC2016 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | SC2015 | Against /b/,/f/,/cm/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Why a Bitch Gotta Lie | SC2015 | Against /gd/,[s4s] |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | SBC2015 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I've Seen Footage | SC2014 | |
MC Ride | Love Grips | Hip to Be Noided | WC2014 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Klink | SC2013 | Against /int/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I've Seen Footage (Cover) | SC2013 | Against /h/,/x/ |
MF Doom | MF Doom | I Hear Voices | WC2021 | |
Michael Gira | Swans | Stay Here | SC2015-ABC2018 | |
Pierro Scaruffi | Captain Beefheart | My Human Gets Me Blues | ABC2020 | |
Piero Scaruffi | Banaroo | Dubi Dam Dam | ABC2019 | |
Sufjan Stevens | Sufjan Stevens | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | WC2016 | |
Talentless Hack | Lou Reed | Beautiful Day/Metal Machine Music | WC2014-WC2015,ABC2019 | |
Talentless Hack | The Velvet Underground | Sister Ray | WC2019 |
Victory Anthems
Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | Default victory anthem | |
Midori | Yukiko-san | 25-Jul-21 | Against /jp/ |
Kanna lost her jaw | Never Meant (Super Mario 64 Soundfont) | 17-Jul-21 | Against /vr/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 13-Feb-20 | Against /trv/ |
The re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter (/mu/ cover) | 6-Feb-21 | Against /x/ |
Your Favorite Martian | Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) | 31-Jan-21 | Against /d/ |
Yo La Tengo | Sugar Cube | 8-Nov-20 | Against /fa/ |
Anon | 2deep4u.avi | 8-Nov-20 | Against /p/ |
Dalek | Classical Homicide | 7-Nov-20 | Against /n/ |
Meatloaf | Bat Out of Hell | 31-Oct-20 | Against /w/ |
David Bowie | Little Wonder | 23-Oct-20 | Against /v/ Was supposed to be Drum n Bowie's goalhorn |
The re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter (/mu/ cover) | 9-Oct-20 | Against /tg/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 25-Jan-20 | Against /fit/ |
Kanye West | Selah | 26-Oct-19 | Against /ck/ |
C418 | Cat | 18-May-19 | Against /v/ |
Weezer | The Sweater Song | 13-Oct-18 | Against /cgl/ |
Meatloaf | Bat Out of Hell | 12-Oct-18 | Against /o/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 26-Feb-17 | Against /vp/ |
Belle and Sebastian | Judy and the Dream of Horses | 18-Feb-17 | Against /mlp/ |
Sufjan Stevens | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | 6-Nov-16 | Against /g/ |
Macintosh Plus | リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー | 5-Mar-16 | Against /f/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | 15-Aug-15 | Against /cm/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | 8-Aug-15 | Against /sci/ |
Run The Jewels | Oh My Darling (Don't Cry) | 13-Feb-15 | Against /vp/ |
Lil B | I Love You | 3-Aug-14 | Against /hr/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 3-Aug-14 | Against /vg/ |
The Bug | Fuck a Bitch(Ft. Death Grips) | 2-Aug-14 | Against /po/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 26-Jul-14 | Against /ic/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | I Love How You Love Me | 14-Feb-14 | Against /gd/ |
Death Grips | Face Melter | 1-Sep-13 | Against /b/ |
Steklovata | Novi God | 1-Sep-13 | Against /int/ |
Terrance Hundley | Praise Him, He's Worthy to Be Praised | 31-Aug-13 | Against /h/ |
Lil B | In Down Bad | 24-Aug-13 | Against /x/ |
Chants
Chant | Link |
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Autism Collective | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fz7oEmit9o |
Jeff Mangum ARE YOU RECORDING ME | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYKJ05MD-QQ |
Eleanor Rigby... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuS5NuXRb5Y |
FAST AND BULBOUS | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcZYOENgcQ |
I GRIEVE IN STEREO | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs |
ITGOESITGOESITGOES | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E |
KKB Death Grips | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZexwGDjxrpk |
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvW8Z7kiws |
SCUUUUUUM GANG | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y |
JUST LIKE JIM MORRISON. FAT. UGLY. DEAD. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si0fB0lnow |
Time Machine Modulus | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk |
Toilet Sounds | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3EKEwMXmXY |
The Fact That... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7PzbJk7kBY |
Loveless Vacuum | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7KQIutYh4 |
Waving My Dick In The Wind | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB9Fdj02fo |
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ |
Everyone knows, that you, are fucked up | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYPpY7Mrt0 |
WHHHHHHYYYYY ME | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNURRlc4XYg |
Pleb Discovers True Patrician Music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbZ66UMqc |
I AM THE TABLE | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TRRzly5Nc |
BRR BRR DING | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8 |
Honors and Auties
2012 Summer Cup:
Best Goalhorn2013 Summer Cup:
Runner Up
The Golden Glove2014 Summer Cup:
Champions
The Golden Boot
The Golden Glove
Team of the Tournament
Bandwagoner's Choice
Best Goalhorn
Best Anthem
Best Manager2015 Winter Cup:
Least Improved Team
Biggest Upset2016 Winter Cup:
The Golden Glove2017 Winter Cup:
Runner Up
Biggest Upset2017 Summer Cup:
The Wooden Spoon
Least Improved Team
Worst Managers
Biggest Spaghetti Moment2020 Autumn Babby Cup:
Runner Up
The Golden Boot
Best Althorn
Match of the Tournament
(Own) Goal of the Tournament2021 Winter Cup:
The Golden Ball (tied)
Best Althorn (tied)
Gallery
Pleb Test: Can you name all the kit inspirations?
/mu/ circa 2012
/mu/ circa Dec 2013
Tag Teams
/mugd/ - Tag Team Cup 2 Patrician music meets patrician art |
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/comu/ - Tag Team Cup 4 4 Fingered characters play in a band |
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/omu/ - Tag Team Cup 5 Driving songs, pass the aux cord, bro |
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Rivalries
As an original sixteen team and a champion, it stands to reason that /mu/ has a storied history in the 4chan cup and a host of rivalries to go along with it. These rivalries have been important, recurring, and most of all, loads of fun!
The Ol' War Song The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 3 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss. |
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The White Whale SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL |
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The Spoon and the Fury Bob Dylan has a Nobel Prize in Literature. |
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Band Member Timeline
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Elite Cups | ||
Preceded by 2013 /wg/ |
Summer Champions 2014 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2015 2016 /mlp/ |
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