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EXPORT: http://puu.sh/c7nZe/4fcd04add5.zip Includes a blender for Donte, I don't know what needs to be done with those but if you can implement it as I gave it to you that would be based!
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16)
DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????
[deep breath]
Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4Chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbys. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Though this success was not long-lived, not in the same way - a week or two before the 2013 Winter Cup, Candidate #2 retired. People laughed when the new manager, Exec, tried to post a change to his export minutes after the deadline. Those critics were silenced when /v/ topped their group, facing off against juggernaut squads like /ck/ and /d/. The incredible performance continued getting fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being unable to livemanage during most of the knockouts. Winter '14 didn't go as fans had hoped, but managing to avoid relegation is a prize in and of itself.
Then everything went to hell for /v/ once again in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Not only was /v/ relegated, the disaster of relegation came at the hands of /vg/.
A disastrous Autumn campaign has seen /v/ relegated to the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup after only 3 matches; losing by 2 to the team they once blew out 7-0, drawing /tv/ 0-0, and suffering a 4-2 loss to /s/ made them the second team to be relegated with only a single match against /adv/ to go. Will /v/ triumph when the Spring Babbies come? Will they ever win a Tsun-Derby match against /a/? Will Exec ever edit the wiki page to look actually 100% honest to god up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out!
Special Goalhorns
Following Players have special goalhorns if they score:
SANIC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg MAX volume required for authentinal Sanic feel
Gabe Newell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
Gabe Newell Hattrick >impying this will ever happen again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDtWu5t0
Team Roster
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Aesthetics
FUCKING PES14
There'll be kits and faces here for the actual Winter Cup I assure you.
Anthem
Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version
What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!
I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya
Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3
I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya
Match History
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| August, 2011 |  /s/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 W | Unknown |
| August, 2011 |  /int/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | Unknown |
| August, 2011 |  /sp/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1 L | Unknown |
| August, 2011 |  /a/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 L | Unknown |
| January 5, 2012 |  /tg/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 L | Gaben  64'
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| January 6, 2012 |  /mu/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 L | None |
| February 25, 2012 |  /cm/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Unknown |
| February 26, 2012 | /tg/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | None |
| April 28, 2012 |  /tv/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-0 W | Spaghetti 11', 34', 69'
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| May 5, 2012 |  /toy/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Newell 25', 30'
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| May 26, 2012 |  /vg/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Arino 39'
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| July 13, 2012 | /tg/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 2-2 D | Newell 15' Arino 64'
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| July 14, 2012 | /toy/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 2-2 D | NO GAEMS 41' Newell 58'
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| July 15, 2012 |  /3/
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Group Stage SC2012 | 2-1 L | Newell 56'
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| August 18, 2012 |  /vp/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | Fils-Aime 90'
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| September 9, 2012 |  /b/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-3 L | Newell 34' Fils-Aime 47', 59'
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| September 23, 2012 | /a/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 L | Newell 60'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /ic/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-0 W | Newell 6' Fils-Aime 58', 72'Harriott 86'
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| October 14, 2012 |  /g/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-0 W | Newell 9', 19'
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| October 20, 2012 |  /h/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-1 L | DLC 59'
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| October 20, 2012 |  /soc/
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Round of 16 ABC2012 | 1-0 L | None |
| December 8, 2012 | /soc/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Fils-Aime 20' PC Master Race 49'Newell 51', 89'
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| February 9, 2013 |  /ck/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 3-0 W | Gaben 33', 54' Sanic 67'
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| February 15, 2013 |  /hm/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 2-1 W | Gabe Newell 6' Reggie 18'
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| February 17, 2013 |  /d/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 4-2 W | Gabe Newell 36', 41', 60' Console Peasant 54'
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| February 23, 2013 |  /adv/
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Round of 16 WC2013 | 3-2 W | Gabe Newell 14', 73'
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| April 5, 2013 |  /mlp/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | SANIC 70'
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| April 13, 2013 | /ck/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-0 L | |
| July 12, 2013 |  /pol/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| July 20, 2013 | /tg/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-0 W | Gaben 20' Reggie 52'Protoman 85'
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| August 17, 2013 |  /lit/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 7-0 W | Reggie 6', 77' Gabe Newell 19', 23', 60'SANIC 29', 82'
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| August 23, 2013 | /d/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 0-3 L | |
| August 25, 2013 | /b/
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Group Stage SC2013 | 1-0 W | Gabe Newell 6'
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| August 31, 2013 | /sp/
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Round of 16 SC2013 | 2-1 W | Hideo Kojima 6' Reggie 62'
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| September 1, 2013 | /mlp/
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Quarterfinals SC2013 | 2-1 W | Cpt. Falcon 35' Gabe Newell 42'
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| September 1, 2013 |  /wg/
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Semifinals SC2013 | 1-3 L | Reggie 81'
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| September 1, 2013 | /b/
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Third Place Playoff SC2013 | 1-3 L | SANIC 28'
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| September 28, 2013 | /vp/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Gabe Newell 13' Reggie 45+'
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| October 6, 2013 |  /jp/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | SOOPER SANIC 63' Gabe Newell 78' (pen.)
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| January 11, 2014 | /mu/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Gabe Newell 76'
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| January 18, 2014 |  /m/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | |
| February 15, 2014 |  /x/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 2-2 D | Gabe Newell 38', 90+'
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| February 21, 2014 | /int/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 3-2 W | Console Peasent 19' PC Master Race 34', 45+'
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| February 23, 2014 |  /c/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 2-1 W | Reggie Fils-Aime 22' Gabe Newell 81'
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| March 1, 2014 |  /asp/
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Round of 16 WC2014 | 2-2 (6-7) L |
SANIC 38', 66'
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| June 6, 2014 | /vg/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Reggie Fils-Aime 22', 76'
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| July 18, 2014 | /ck/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 2-0 W | >tipping  19'PC Master Race 42'
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| July 20, 2014 | /h/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 1-1 D | SANIC 74'
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| July 26, 2014 | /vg/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 1-4 L | Mr. Bones 3'
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| October 17, 2014 | /lit/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
| October 19, 2014 | /tv/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
| October 25, 2014 | /s/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-4 L | Reggie 71' SANIC 80'
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| November 2, 2014 | /adv/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5-4 L | Dewrito Pope 3' Gabe Newell 37'Mystery of the Druids 45+'Good Guy Greg 71'
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Rivalries
/v/ vs /a/- Tsundere Bowl
/a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. The devastating defeat in the Autumn 2012 Friendlies only fueled the fire, though the two teams have yet to meet since then. (0-0-2)
/v/ vs /vp/- Pokeyman Bowl
/v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true. (1-0-0)
/v/ vs /vg/- Vidya Derby
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, rivalry is bound to ensue. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top? (2-0-1)
/v/ vs /mlp/- FUCKING PONIES
While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland. Though secretly /v/ wants them to win, so they may be free from /v/. (1-1-0)
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