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/v/
VIDYA GAEMZ!
V logo.png
/v/ - Video Games
Founded August, 2011
IRL manager Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS
Team colors
Chat color 9900FF
Dragon Dildo Purple
Ranking 39 (decrease 19)
Highest rank 4 (Autumm 2013)
Lowest rank 39 (Winter 2015)
Top scorer Gabe Newell (33)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Gabe Newell
Website /v/ - Video Games
Nickname /v/irgins
The /v/idya
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
20 8 23 51 39.22%
GF GA GD
85 87 -2
Biggest win
/v/ V icon.png 7–0 Lit icon.png /lit/
August 17, 2013
Biggest defeat
/tv/ Tv icon.png 6–1 V icon.png /v/
May 1, 2015
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 S icon.png /s/
August 6, 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Snake Eater

Goal horn GALO SENGEN, /v/ goalhorn forever)
Kits


DAMMIT /v/ YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN PLAY GAEMS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????

[deep breath]

Despite having a large fanbase and being one of the founding teams of the 4Chan Cup, the city of /v/ has never had that much success in actually playing the game of association football. After earning themselves a quick exit from their first three Cups, /v/ was relegated to the Babby Cup. With the PESbro era over, many wondered if the team would ever claw its way out of the Babbys. But a Candidate (#2, to be specific) emerged with a slightly-changed roster and revitalized the depressed team. Even though /v/ met an unfortunate end in the second round due to Ultros spaghetti, they qualified for Winter. Though this success was not long-lived, not in the same way - a week or two before the 2013 Winter Cup, Candidate #2 retired. People laughed when the new manager, Exec, tried to post a change to his export minutes after the deadline. Those critics were silenced when /v/ topped their group, facing off against juggernaut squads like /ck/ and /d/. The incredible performance continued getting fourth at '13 Summer in spite of height abuse, and the manager being unable to livemanage during most of the knockouts. Winter '14 didn't go as fans had hoped, but managing to avoid relegation is a prize in and of itself.

Then everything went to hell for /v/ once again in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Not only was /v/ relegated, the disaster of relegation came at the hands of /vg/.

A disastrous Autumn campaign led to /v/'s worst performance ever, with no wins, only one draw, and placing 39th out of 40 in the entire Autumn Babby Cup, only above >former Elite Cup champions /trv/. Will /v/ triumph if the Spring Babbies come? Will they ever win a Tsun-Derby match against /a/? Will ANYONE ever edit the wiki page to look actually 100% honest to god up to date? You'll have to pre-order our game to find out!

Team Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold
No. Position Player
1
  GK
NEVER EVER
6
  LB
Dewrito Pope
2
  RB
Senator Armstrong
25
  CB
Console Peasant
14
  CB
Reggie Fils-Aime
13
  CMF
loss.jpg
10
  CMF
FFFFRIDAY NIGHT! MUTHAFUCKA
18
  CMF
Hideo Kojima
19
  AMF
PC Master Race
9
  SS
SANIC
22
  CF
Gabe Newell (C)
No. Position Player
16
  GK
Hideki Kamiya
24
  LB
Chad Warden
26
  RB
Captain Falcon
4
  CB
No Fun Allowed
3
  CB
Geralt
5
  CMF
Harry Enfield
27
  CMF
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
8
  CMF
Mystery of the Druids
7
  CMF
Mr. Bones
21
  AMF
Donte
31
  AMF
RAGE
20
  AMF
Squid-loli

Music

Anthem

Snake Eater - 4chan Cup Version

What a game
With GabeN and Sanic through the night
What a game
I'm watching and i'll raging at you
What a feel in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya

Someday we play wagglan games,
Someday we feed on Day 1 DLC,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see Episode 3

I give my dosh
Not for honor, but for you (The Vidya)
In my time there'll be no casuals
Green and purple, it's the colors i wave for you (The Vidya)
I'm still in a game, the Vidya


Alternate anthem

For when /v/ plays on a friday

Exports

Spring 2015

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August, 2011 S icon.png /s/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W Unknown
August, 2011 Int icon.png /int/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 2-0 W Unknown
August, 2011 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 3-1 L Unknown
August, 2011 A icon.png /a/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 L Unknown
January 5, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 L Gaben Goal 64'
January 6, 2012 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 L None
February 25, 2012 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Unknown
February 26, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 2-0 L None
April 28, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-0 W Spaghetti Goal 11'34'69'
May 5, 2012 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Newell Goal 25'30'
May 26, 2012 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Arino Goal 39'
July 13, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ Group Stage SC2012 2-2 D Newell Goal 15'
Arino Goal 64'
July 14, 2012 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage SC2012 2-2 D NO GAEMS Goal 41'
Newell Goal 58'
July 15, 2012 3 icon.png /3/ Group Stage SC2012 2-1 L Newell Goal 56'
August 18, 2012 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 L Fils-Aime Goal 90'
September 9, 2012 B icon.png /b/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 4-3 L Newell Goal 34'
Fils-Aime Goal 47'59'
September 23, 2012 A icon.png /a/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 L Newell Goal 60'
October 13, 2012 Ic icon.png /ic/ Group Stage ABC2012 4-0 W Newell Goal 6'
Fils-Aime Goal 58'72'
Harriott Goal 86'
October 14, 2012 G icon.png /g/ Group Stage ABC2012 2-0 W Newell Goal 9'19'
October 20, 2012 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage ABC2012 2-1 L DLC Goal 59'
October 20, 2012 Soc icon.png /soc/ Round of 16 ABC2012 1-0 L None
December 8, 2012 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 4-0 W Fils-Aime Goal 20'
PC Master Race Goal 49'
Newell Goal 51'89'
February 9, 2013 Ck icon.png /ck/ Group Stage WC2013 3-0 W Gaben Goal 33'54'
Sanic Goal 67'
February 15, 2013 Hm icon.png /hm/ Group Stage WC2013 2-1 W Gabe Newell Goal 6'
Reggie Goal 18'
February 17, 2013 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage WC2013 4-2 W Gabe Newell Goal 36'41'60'
Console Peasant Goal 54'
February 23, 2013 Adv icon.png /adv/ Round of 16 WC2013 3-2 W Gabe Newell Goal 14'73'
April 5, 2013 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D SANIC Goal 70'
April 13, 2013 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-0 L
July 12, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-0 D
July 20, 2013 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-0 W Gaben Goal 20'
Reggie Goal 52'
Protoman Goal 85'
August 17, 2013 Lit icon.png /lit/ Group Stage SC2013 7-0 W Reggie Goal 6'77'
Gabe Newell Goal 19'23'60'
SANIC Goal 29'82'
August 23, 2013 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage SC2013 0-3 L
August 25, 2013 B icon.png /b/ Group Stage SC2013 1-0 W Gabe Newell Goal 6'
August 31, 2013 Sp icon.png /sp/ Round of 16 SC2013 2-1 W Hideo Kojima Goal 6'
Reggie Goal 62'
September 1, 2013 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Quarterfinals SC2013 2-1 W Cpt. Falcon Goal 35'
Gabe Newell Goal 42'
September 1, 2013 Wg icon.png /wg/ Semifinals SC2013 1-3 L Reggie Goal 81'
September 1, 2013 B icon.png /b/ Third Place Playoff SC2013 1-3 L SANIC Goal 28'
September 28, 2013 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Gabe Newell Goal 13'
Reggie Goal 45+'
October 6, 2013 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-2 D SOOPER SANIC Goal 63'
Gabe Newell Goal 78' (pen.)
January 11, 2014 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Gabe Newell Goal 76'
January 18, 2014 M icon.png /m/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-0 L
February 15, 2014 X icon.png /x/ Group Stage WC2014 2-2 D Gabe Newell Goal 38'90+'
February 21, 2014 Int icon.png /int/ Group Stage WC2014 3-2 W Console Peasent Goal 19'
PC Master Race Goal 34'45+'
February 23, 2014 C icon.png /c/ Group Stage WC2014 2-1 W Reggie Fils-Aime Goal 22'
Gabe Newell Goal 81'
March 1, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ Round of 16 WC2014 2-2
(6-7) L
SANIC Goal 38'66'
June 6, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Reggie Fils-Aime Goal 22'76'
July 18, 2014 Ck icon.png /ck/ Group Stage SC2014 2-0 W >tipping Scored 19'
PC Master Race Goal 42'
July 20, 2014 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage SC2014 1-1 D SANIC Goal 74'
July 26, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ Group Stage SC2014 1-4 L Mr. BonesGoal 3'
October 17, 2014 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-2 L
October 19, 2014 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-0 D
October 25, 2014 S icon.png /s/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-4 L Reggie Goal 71'
SANIC Goal 80'
November 2, 2014 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-4 L Dewrito Pope Goal 3'
Gabe Newell Goal 37'
Mystery of the Druids Goal 45+'
Good Guy Greg Scored 71'
May 1, 2015 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-6 L SANIC Goal 16'
May 3, 2015 3 icon.png /3/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-2 W Gabe Newell Goal 7'
SANIC Goal 64'
Harry Enfield Goal 78'
May 9, 2015 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
May 10, 2015 An icon.png /an/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Rivalries

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Tsundere Bowl

/a/ and /v/ have a difficult relationship. Both are one of the oldest 4chan boards and while quite a few /a/ followers enjoy the vidya (especially JRPGs) and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu (even though they never admit it), wee/a/boos are frowned upon when spotted by /v/irgins. The devastating defeat in the Autumn 2012 Friendlies only fueled the fire, though the two teams have yet to meet since then.

0-0-2
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Pokeyman Bowl

/v/ rightfully disowned his son, /vp/, at a young age. /vp/ have never really forgiven their parents and just want to beat them at every opportunity. While some say that /v/ had more games until they kicked out /vp/, a quick look into /vp/ shows how little of this is true.

1-0-0
Vg logo.png
Vidya Derby

Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, rivalry is bound to ensue. Shitposting with no video games vs circlejerking with some video games, who will come out on top?

2-0-1
Mlp logo.png
FUCKING PONIES

While there is quite a lot of things /v/ hates, and most boards on 4chan despise ponies and everything associated with it, nothing compares to the burning hatred /v/ has for the little horsefucking scumbags. Should /v/ ever lose a game to /mlp/, their rage will turn 4chan into a scorched wasteland.

1-1-0