Summary
Matchday 1
/mu/ and /toy/ both performed well in the Winter Cup, but /toy/'s performance was not what people had come to expect from the team. Hopefully Woody gets the touch back before /toy/'s next game.
Konata's goal at 34' looked like it might set the tone for the game, but the 2spooky4me antics of /x/, led in their arcane rituals by Pyramid Head, led to a complete and total upset in the second half of the game along with a bevy of technical failures. If /x/ can keep cursing their opponents, they might just make it past the two powerhouse teams of Group A, /toy/ and /mu/.
Matchday 2
Still exhausted from their paranormal antics on the previous matchday, and with their managers inexplicably vanishing, speculation was rife that /x/ would be steamrolled by /toy/. However, clearly the touch was missing as team aces Woody and Madoka Titus fumbled one drive after another, and the /x/'s undead team scored a single goal that led the entire game. An amazing last-minute injury time goal by Woody kept /toy/ in contention in Group A, but with rumors of /toy/ manager TinkerToy's burn-out and desire to throw the match, one wonders if they'll even try against group loser /c/.
The first blowout of the matchday was not a disappointment, with a hyper-aggressive /c/ dominating the second half of the game in shots and drives. They were nonetheless unable to overcome the two-point lead taken by /mu/ in the first half, thanks to /mu/ goalkeeper Merzbow, and so the cup had its first team locked into the Round of 16 and the first team to be relegated to the Autumn Babbies.
Matchday 3
Seeking to deny /toy/ a place in the Knockout Stage, /mu/ manager Snorlax decided to leave his team unrigged as they entered the pitch to face dead team /x/. He failed spectacularly in that respect as Jeff Mangum and MC Ride demolished /x/ even with full-zero sliders in a pure shotfest. /x/ did compete in shots, albeit off-target and missed, but /mu/ was simply too strong to lose to a dead team. Still, /x/ did not blow out completely, as Pyramid Head proved himself to still be a dangerous rapist with a solo goal against /mu/.
The most-anticipated game of the group, this match tainted the rest of the day. An attempt to throw the game and ruin /toy/'s chances of advancing by the team's manager ended with an empty draw. Absolutely worthless team /c/, who lost to dead /x/ last week, was unable to score despite /toy/'s attempted suicide by poor conditions, out of position players (led by AMF Kinder Eggs being placed in goal), and absolute wish by manager Tinker/toy/ for /toy/ to not take advantage of /toy/'s one chance to advance into the knockouts and turn it's cup disappointment around.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /mu/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
7 |
9
|
 /x/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
0 |
6 |
4
|
 /toy/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
-2 |
2
|
 /c/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
6 |
-5 |
1
|
/toy/ v /mu/
| 16 August 2013
|
/toy/
|
0-2
|
/mu/
|
17:00
|
|
|
 66' MC Ride
90+' Lil B
|
Rose Park Stadium
Attendance: 788
|
|
|
| GK |
10 |
Ham Hands
|
| RB |
17 |
Shelfwarmer
|
| CB |
48 |
Nubs Destiny
|
| LB |
28 |
Cactus Owl
|
| DM |
71 |
African Bugman
|
| DM |
7 |
Prof. Layton
|
| RW |
45 |
Matty
|
| AM |
95 |
Woody
|
| AM |
58 |
Kinder Eggs |
|
 73'
|
| LW |
8 |
Optimus Prime |
|
 24'
|
| CF |
11 |
Madoka Titus
|
| Substitutions:
|
| AM |
82 |
Space Godzilla |
|
 73'
|
| Manager:
|
| Tinker/toy/ !!DX2OkYK0IlJ
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
34 |
Merzbow
|
| RB |
21 |
Kevin Shields |
|
73'
|
| CB |
22 |
Meal
|
| LB |
13 |
An Owl
|
| DM |
39 |
Steve Albini
|
| DM |
24 |
Manface Grimes |
|
73'
|
| CM |
30 |
Kanye West
|
| RW |
7 |
Lil B
|
| AM |
10 |
Jeff Mangum
|
| LW |
74 |
The Deak
|
| CF |
33 |
MC Ride
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
19 |
The List Goes On |
|
73'
|
| Manager:
|
| Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
MC Ride (/mu/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 9 (5)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
13 (7)
|
| 5 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks scored
|
5
|
| 5
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
| 23
|
Interceptions
|
21
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 78%
|
Passes Completed
|
74%
|
| 7
|
Tackles Won
|
13
|
| 5
|
Saves
|
2
|
/x/ v /c/
| 16 August 2013
|
/x/
|
4-1
|
/c/
|
17:30
|
Pyramid Head 44', 86'
Phone 89'
X-Tan 90+'
|
|
34' Konata
|
Stade de Sagittaire
Attendance: 1084
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
NOPE
|
| RB |
2 |
Junji-Ito
|
| CB |
3 |
Slenderman
|
| LB |
5 |
Skeptic
|
| DM |
4 |
Urban Explorer
|
| CM |
11 |
Tinfoil Hat
|
| RM |
6 |
Shitbrix
|
| LM |
7 |
Phone
|
| RM |
8 |
Lovecraft
|
| AM |
10 |
X-tan
|
| CF |
9 |
Pyramid Head
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Rebaño !!LX2e3jIcpqR
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
11 |
Hinata
|
| RB |
8 |
Nanami |
|
71'
|
| SW |
10 |
Kirino
|
| LB |
4 |
Sayaka |
|
71'
|
| DM |
26 |
Rei Q
|
| DM |
34 |
Haruhi |
|
71'
|
| CM |
5 |
Miku
|
| CM |
29 |
Uiharu
|
| AM |
17 |
Konata
|
| CF |
28 |
Yui
|
| CF |
22 |
Yotsuba
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
19 |
Yuno |
|
71'
|
| RB |
22 |
Chiyo |
|
71'
|
| DM |
23 |
Momiji |
|
71'
|
| Manager:
|
Interim-tan !!wpQ05LyJC9u
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Pyramid Head (/x/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 9 (8)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
5 (5)
|
| 3 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
0 (0)
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 21
|
Interceptions
|
21
|
| 55%
|
Possession
|
45%
|
| 81%
|
Passes Completed
|
74%
|
| 13
|
Tackles Won
|
8
|
| 3
|
Saves
|
3
|
/toy/ v /x/
| 18 August 2013
|
/toy/
|
1–1
|
/x/
|
17:00
|
Woody 90+'
|
|
21' Pyramid Head
|
Wembley Stadium
Attendance: 785
|
|
|
| GK |
37 |
Clusterfuck
|
| RB |
5 |
Detolf Shelves
|
| CB |
63 |
Saber Miku
|
| LB |
28 |
Cactus Owl
|
| DM |
3 |
Danbo
|
| DM |
50 |
My Nugga
|
| CM |
58 |
Kinder Eggs
|
| RW |
45 |
Matty
|
| AM |
11 |
Madoka Titus
|
| LW |
8 |
Optimus Prime
|
| CF |
95 |
Woody
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Tinker/toy/ !!DX2OkYK0IlJ
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
NOPE
|
| RB |
2 |
Junji-Ito
|
| CB |
3 |
Slenderman
|
| LB |
5 |
Skeptic
|
| DM |
4 |
Urban Explorer
|
| RM |
7 |
Phone
|
| CM |
6 |
Shitbrix
|
| CM |
11 |
Tinfoil Hat |
|
60'
|
| LM |
8 |
Lovecraft
|
| SS |
10 |
X-tan
|
| CF |
9 |
Pyramid Head
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Rebaño !!LX2e3jIcpqR
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Woody (/toy/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 11 (5)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
9 (6)
|
| 3 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 18
|
Interceptions
|
28
|
| 51%
|
Possession
|
49%
|
| 73%
|
Passes Completed
|
80%
|
| 7
|
Tackles Won
|
8
|
| 2
|
Saves
|
3
|
/mu/ v /c/
| 18 August 2013
|
/mu/
|
2–0
|
/c/
|
17:30
|
Jeff Mangum 13', 25'
|
|
|
Stade de Sagittaire
Attendance: 1062
|
|
|
| GK |
34 |
Merzbow
|
| RB |
18 |
Piero Scaruffi
|
| CB |
11 |
Walmart Associate
|
| LB |
13 |
An Owl
|
| DM |
84 |
8.4 Best New Reissued |
|
78'
|
| DM |
24 |
Manface Grimes |
|
46'
|
| CM |
30 |
Kanye West
|
| CM |
10 |
Jeff Mangum
|
| RW |
92 |
Viper
|
| CF |
33 |
MC Ride
|
| LW |
74 |
The Deak
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
29 |
Miho
|
| RB |
2 |
Yukko
|
| CB |
45 |
Mikasa
|
| LB |
22 |
Chiyo
|
| DM |
6 |
Uguu~ |
|
20' |
|
45'
|
| CM |
15 |
Uiharu |
|
78'
|
| CM |
8 |
Haruhi |
|
45'
|
| CM |
7 |
Konata
|
| AM |
9 |
Miku
|
| AM |
10 |
Yui
|
| CF |
11 |
Yotsuba
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
17 |
Rei Q |
|
45'
|
| CM |
16 |
Momiji |
|
45'
|
| CM |
18 |
Beako |
|
78'
|
| Manager:
|
Interim-tan !!wpQ05LyJC9u
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 8 (4)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
12 (7)
|
| 5 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
3 (1)
|
| 3
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 2
|
Corner Kicks
|
5
|
| 25
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 81%
|
Passes Completed
|
75%
|
| 6
|
Tackles Won
|
13
|
| 7
|
Saves
|
3
|
/x/ v /mu/
| 24 August 2013
|
/x/
|
1–4
|
/mu/
|
17:00
|
Pyramid Head 63'
|
|
31', 57' Jeff Mangum
69', 89' MC Ride
|
Stade de Sagittaire
Attendance: 854
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Nope
|
| RB |
2 |
Junji-Ito
|
| CB |
3 |
Slenderman
|
| LB |
5 |
Skeptic
|
| DM |
4 |
Urban Explorer
|
| CM |
11 |
Tinfoil Hat
|
| RM |
7 |
Phone
|
| AM |
6 |
Shitbrix
|
| LM |
8 |
Lovecraft
|
| SS |
10 |
X-tan
|
| CF |
9 |
Pyramid Head
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Rebaño !!LX2e3jIcpqR
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
34 |
Merzbow |
|
89'
|
| RB |
18 |
Piero Scaruffi
|
| CB |
22 |
Meal |
|
89'
|
| LB |
13 |
An Owl
|
| DM |
84 |
8.4 Best New Reissued
|
| DM |
24 |
Manface Grimes |
|
17'
|
| CM |
30 |
Kanye West
|
| AM |
92 |
Viper |
|
89'
|
| AM |
10 |
Jeff Mangum
|
| AM |
74 |
The Deak
|
| CF |
33 |
MC Ride
|
| Substitutions:
|
| GK |
66 |
Varg Vikernes |
|
89'
|
| CB |
21 |
Kevin Shields |
|
89'
|
| AM |
7 |
Lil B |
|
89'
|
| Manager:
|
| Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 8 (3)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
14 (7)
|
| 3 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
4 (0)
|
| 4
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
| 22
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
| 52%
|
Possession
|
48%
|
| 83%
|
Passes Completed
|
72%
|
| 8
|
Tackles Won
|
12
|
| 4
|
Saves
|
1
|
/c/ v /toy/
| 24 August 2013
|
/c/
|
0–0
|
/toy/
|
17:30
|
|
|
|
Konami Stadium
Attendance: 1061
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Ika-chan
|
| RB |
2 |
Yukko
|
| CB |
45 |
Mikasa
|
| LB |
19 |
Yuno
|
| DM |
17 |
Rei Q
|
| CM |
18 |
Beako |
|
61'
|
| CM |
16 |
Momiji
|
| AM |
9 |
Miku
|
| AM |
7 |
Konata
|
| AM |
10 |
Yui
|
| CF |
11 |
Yotsuba
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
Interim-tan !!wpQ05LyJC9u
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
58 |
Kinder Eggs
|
| RB |
3 |
Danbo
|
| CB |
66 |
Rapedog
|
| LB |
7 |
Prof. Layton
|
| DM |
48 |
Nubs Destiny
|
| DM |
5 |
Detolf Shelves
|
| RM |
63 |
Saber Miku
|
| AM |
37 |
Clusterfuck
|
| LM |
17 |
Shelfwarmer
|
| CF |
4 |
You Knoe Who?
|
| CF |
82 |
Space Godzilla
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Tinker/toy/ !!DX2OkYK0IlJ
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Konata (/c/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 14 (3)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
1 (1)
|
| 1 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 5
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 20
|
Interceptions
|
25
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 73%
|
Passes Completed
|
80%
|
| 12
|
Tackles Won
|
7
|
| 0
|
Saves
|
5
|
