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Brace yourselves for freedom.

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In Burger We Trust
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776 Manager Barack HUSSIEN obama Owner Our greatest allies IRL manager CollieBro Feedback Team colors Chat color FF0000 Freedom Red Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+) Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+) Captain Captain America Website /usa/ - United States Of America Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /usa/  3–0 File:Germany icon.png /germany/ Biggest defeat /usa/  0–2,996 File:Islam icon.png /islam/ 9/11 NEVER FORGET First match /usa/  1–0 File:England icon.png /england/ July 4, 1776
Team music
Anthem AMERICA FUCK YEAH Goal horn The Warrior Song Alternate goal horn Donald Trump goalhorn
Kits

Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK BUILD WALL #   LB Tom Brady #   CB Burgers #   CB John F. Kennedy #   RB Greatest Ally #   DMF Bald Eagle #   CMF Captain America #   AMF Freedom Ain't free. :DD #   AMF Donald Trump #   SS Andrew Jackson #   CF 2x World War Champs

No. Position Player #   GK Hope Solo #   LB Nuke 'em #   CB McDonalds #   CB Iraq Was Asking For it #   CB Chuck Norris #   RB The Original Brexit #   DMF Michael Bay #   DMF Miracle On Ice #   CMF Stephen Colbert #   CMF Ron Swanson #   SS Most American Gif #   SS Clint Dempsey