/y/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
GK	Bondage General		Bondage General is often tied up with other commitments, but when he does take the pitch, he is known for being on of the most efficient goalkeepers in the cup.	—
GK	Page 15 Save		When all has been abandoned, when nobody is left to contribute, there is always one man sitting, waiting, watching. Page 15 Save lurks patiently until the last moment to bump his thread and make sure that nobody deletes his 87 image reposts of Homestuck or some shit like that.	—
GK	Blow Job Thread		A new addition to the team. Blow Jobs has many different styles and approaches to his job, but it always ends with the same result: A hot and sticky mess to be cleaned up	—

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
SW	Spiderman		The great divide between yaoi and comics were broken as Spiderman and his fetish for being tied up with web became the hottest thing since The Human Torch.	S25
CB	Sea Turtle		Try not to get too turned off shooting in his presence.	—
LB	Yaoi Accessories		He sells yaoi, and yaoi accessories.	—
RB	Yaoi Accessories		His pre-game "Shall We Do It?" talks are famous across the lands	—
SW	Caught In The Act		Hates the paparazzi that follow the team and just wants to be left alone. He has no choice really. He's always in the middle of something when they want to get a hold of him.	—
CB	Anal Rape		After losing the ability to sit down comfortably, Anal Rape has often been the last line between the oppositions pleasure and the defences... rape. Should you be faced with the task of bypassing the /y/ defence, well... prepare your anus.	—
CB	Denied Pleasure		There is nothing worst then wanting to come inside the defence... only to be shut down by this player.	S25
LB	Yaoi Hands		"MY ART IS SEXY!" NO ITS NOT!	—
LB	Kawaii Neko~*~		Kittyboys are a vast part of /y/ history. Whether it be for the right reasons like being extremely hot, or the wrong ones, like being a furry. Has one of the largest support base of any /y/ player despite his role on the bench.	—
RB	Pit		When not spending his time with Palutena's army, he hangs around the pitch ready to help out the team in any way he can....and he means ANY way...	—
RB	Not A Trap		That is, in fact, a real girl.	—

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
DMF	Link		Whether it be blowing the offence away with his Deku Nuts or pounding the opposition with his Megaton Hammer, or blowing Ocarina's, Link is a key player in the /y/ defence and offence.	P06, S24, S25
LMF	Draw Fag		There are just certain moments where you have to think, "what sort of downie wannabe artist would even come up with that? The arms stick out at funny angles, why is there so much cum, dicks aren't that big, that's not even a boy..."	P07, P15
RMF	Fucktoys		Fucktoys is often helpless as the opposition toys around with him in the defence. He secretly enjoys it though. Many people question his true motives as a part of the /y/ offence.	P07, P15
AMF	Black		Offence, Defence, Uke, Seme, Black plays many roles and all of them excellently. When not becoming the very best like no-one ever was, riding ferris wheels or using his fancy footwork off the pitch, Black is one of /y/'s all time top scorers and assistants.	P10, S01, S06
CMF	Footjob Thread		Known to work exceptionally well with fellow midfielder Black, Footjob Thread is part of the newer generation of /y/ players being called up after the various actors and moviestars of the original team walked out on pay demands, playing on one condition: Don't wash his socks.	—

Forward

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
SS	Ramen Yaoi		Can ramen be yaoi? His oodles of noodles allow him to be all over the pitch at once constricting the offence and squirming through defences. I guess I will have to show you then who does your noodles belong to. ss..sempai!, wh..what are you doing w..with that water!?, n..no! s..stop! i.. i will spill out!, ah!	P03, P04, S05, S06
CF	Delete Your Missfires		Hey newfag! DELETE YOUR MISFIRES! If you want porn, post porn. Happy Fapping	P12, S01, S05, S06
LWF	In Your Heart		The /y/ board of directors decided to get together and vote on players to replace the ones who were retiring, sadly only one person had the time to vote from the orgy and they had chosen this player. Weather he does well or not is up to the future.	—
RWF	Yaoi I...		Leaving people speachless since 1999	—

Notable Former Players

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
SW	Not Yaoi		Questions have been raised about his eligibility for the team and have often told him he should be playing for /cm/, He told them to get fucked. He has retired due to age	—
CB	Rule 34		Once deemed to be the future of the internet, Rule 34 has become more and more out of the public eye for his controversial art career, and his fetish for Hollywood Actors having sex with swing musicians, or cartoons fucking your favourite wizard. Quit the team due to personal commitments	—
DMF	Object Head		How does that thing even move? Oh...it doesn't...guess that is why he was fired.	—
LMF	>Shota >Legal		His favourite things are Vocaloid, Pokemon and South Park. He doesn't care if he's not allowed to like it, if it makes him a pedophile, if it's not legal on /y/, he'll do anything to get what he wants, except play when he got find out by the internet police.	—
RMF	Evangelion		Many people consider ShinjixKaworu as canon. The manager doesn't. So Evangelion quit the club.	—
AMF	Not Gay To Like Traps		Fired for being homophobic.	—
LWF	Pinhead		We know nothing about this player...Google him if you want, you would probably find out about his skill on the pitch.	—
RWF	Yaoi Anatomy		Teamed up with Yaoi hands in the midfield. With his short stature and oversized body, he is an iron midfielder and impassable without artistic talent. Retired due to injury.	—