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Being one of the Original Sixteen, /adv/ has been a quiet yet reliable team for the entirety of the 4chan Cup. By now names like Suicide, 5 Inch Dick and S/adv/irgin are recognized by nearly all Cup spectators because of their long road traveled. They were slow to find their footing early on, ranking 8th in the inaugural 2012 Summer Cup and failing to qualify for the first Spring Babby. Things changed by Autumn 2012 with progression to the Round of 16, and improved further in the 2013 Winter Cup. It was there that /adv/ were grouped in the famous Group Hell. After hard-fought but bitter losses to /a/ and /mlp/, /adv/ were considered dead-on-arrival in their third game against /m/. What happened next, to many, was the most celebrated upset not only in team history, but in all of 4chan Cup history. /adv/ humiliated /m/ with a 6-1 blowout, confounding absolutely everyone present, relegating /m/ and /mlp/, and themselves surviving all the way to the Quarter Finals. After that, /adv/ was a quintessential yo-yo team, being relegated and then promoted from every cup right up until the 2014 Spring Babby, where they failed to promote. After a brief stint back in the Elites in Summer 2016 and Winter 2017 they became inactive shortly after the 2017 Spring Babby Cup. After revival in late 2018, /adv/ were aborted, won one Wooden Spoon, nearly won another, and then finally promoted to their first Elite Cup since 2017.
Exports as of Winter 21
- Tactical Export: Tactical Export as of Winter 21
- Aesthetics Export: Aesthetics as of Winter 21
- Music Export: Music Export as of Winter 21
Roster
Main Article: /adv/ Roster.
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History
Summer 11: The Original Team
/adv/ was one of 16 boards that entered the inaugural 4chan Cup competition, the 2011 Summer Cup with a team of players distinctly different from the sort of players that teams use today. Their first match was a 3-1 loss to /tv/, but they did form a brief losers bracket run eliminating rivals /soc/ as well /int/ before bowing out to /mu/. Their performance was just enough to put them in the top half, finishing 8th overall.
Winter 12-Winter 13: The Fall and Rise
For the 2012 Winter Cup four new boards were added. To keep the bracket from needing any byes or preliminary, the 4 least popular boards were removed from the competition to make way for Second Founding. /adv/ was one of those boards. Though the other 3 boards that were dropped soon made their return for the 2012 Spring Babby, /adv/ were disqualified for not completing their team on time and were instead replaced by /an/.
Their return finally came in the 2012 Autumn Babby. They started out with two draws in a row against /soc/ and /lit/ with their gold striker 5 Inch Dick providing all their goals. With both of those teams on 4 points by /adv/’s final game they needed a win against /gif/ to advance to the knockouts and out of the babbies. A 4-0 victory secured /adv/’s place in the Winter Cup. They earned 5th place in the babbies, eventually being eliminated by rivals /r9k/ in the most dreadful match of football ever seen in the cup.
/adv/’s 2013 Winter Cup started with them being placed in Group Hell with /m/, /a/ and /mlp/. Given the strength of their opposition they were instantly deemed relegation favourites. Though there were plenty of goals in their matches against /a/ and /mlp/, they would both end up being losses for /adv/. Their final match was against the titanic /m/, ranked 2nd best team in the cup at the time. A 2 goal victory was needed to give /adv/ safety from relegation. The now legendary match between is considered by most to be one of if not the biggest upset in 4chan Cup history: /adv/ 6 - 1 /m/.
Summer 13-Winter 14: Yo-yo Seasons
The Summer Cup started with /adv/ being drawn against /mlp/ once again, /trv/ and /f/. The momentum had certainly dissipated from their previous cup run as they eventually found themselves being relegated. 1-0 losses against /trv/ and /mlp/ meant their win over /f/ was not enough for survival. AI glitches were not kind to /adv/, though the fact they did not score a single goal from open play shows how weak they were.
/adv/ were much improved for the following Autumn Babbies, where they won all three of their group matches against /asp/, /c/ and /po/ to 9 point their group and bounce back up to the elites. /toy/ defeated /adv/ in their first knockout match and eventually went on to win the babbies themselves.
Now looking to prove a point that their elimination from the elites was just a fluke, /adv/ started the 2014 Winter Cup with a win versus /cm/. When it came to a rematch against /a/, /adv/ once again let 4 goals past. Though they still had a good chance of qualifying, an embarrasing 3-7 loss against /cgl/ saw relegated /adv/ once again.
Spring 14-Spring 16: Stuck in the Babbies
The 2014 Spring Babbies was /adv/’s worst ever performance in a cup, failing to win a single match or even score a goal by themselves. /k/’s keeper Castle Doctrine’s own goal meant that he was /adv/’s top scorer. Losses to /pol/ and /co/ as well as draws against /k/ and /lit/ meant that they finished 34th place out of 40 teams.
Their fortunes were better for Autumn, where they managed wins over /tv/ and over /v/ in a very entertaining 5-4 match. However it was losses against /lit/ and /s/ that saw them promoted over /adv/ where a draw against either of them may have put /adv/ through instead.
Disqualification in 2012, a dreadful performance in 2014 and some bad luck in 2015 meant that the season of spring started to seem cursed. An opening win against /y/ gave /adv/ some hope early on in the campaign. The next match against /po/ saw a 69 minute long lead for /adv/ swing the other way as /po/ scored in the 88th minute and again in injury time to steal all 3 points. While they controlled the match against /cm/ for a solid 70 minutes, they failed to find the back of the net and once /cm/ got a goal the match was theirs. Mathematically relegated by their last match, a 4-2 loss to /o/ capped off another bad cup.
The poor result in spring, as well as a severe case of >no fans led to /adv/ having to compete in a fetus cup. 2 wins and a draw saw them through, and an initial win against /3/ in the 2015 Autumn Babby gave /adv/ a chance to return to the elites. Due to other results in the group, this opportunity was still there even after losses to /a/ and /toy/; the winner of their match against /s4s/ would advance in 2nd place. This picture should tell you which team went through.
3 points from 4 games meant that /adv/ would enter another fetus cup in order to qualify for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup. The tournament format saw the top teams in each group going through with the 3rd placed teams in each group entering a knockout round to replace /o/. /adv/ suffered an unfortunate draw against /biz/ followed by a humiliating 2-7 defeat to /gif/, the worst in the team's history. Victory against /fa/ was enough to see them through to the playoffs where they looked a lot stronger, easily dispatching /toy/ and /vg/ to claim the last spot for Spring.
2016 Spring was kicked off for /adv/ with a match against rivals /r9k/ which they lost 2-1. A 4-2 victory against /c/ and 1-0 defeat to /vr/ meant a third place finish in their group. This initially looked like it at least avoided a situation where /adv/ would need to enter another fetus cup by finishing just 3 places from advancing. It was then that powerful meme magic finally allowed /adv/ a return to the elite cups after 2 and a half long years.
Summer 2016 - Spring 2017: A Lucky Opportunity Well Taken, Followed By Death
Many wouldn't have seen /adv/'s surprise return to the elites as much more than a chance for them to improve their pot for the upcoming Autumn Babby. They certainly wouldn't have expected the result of their first match: /pol/ 1 - 8 /adv/. The hammering even saw Suicide setting a new record as he found the net 6 times, the most by a single player in a single match in the history of the cup. They next faced /lit/, a team they hadn't managed victory against in 3 previous attempts, but they managed it 5-3 on this occasion. All but confirmed for the knockouts, /adv/ finally showed a sign of weakness as they slipped to a 4-2 defeat to /an/. /adv/ bounced back in their Round of 16 fixture against /s4s/, keeping a rare clean sheet in 2016 in a 3-0 win. The quarter-final against /m/ was a back and forth match where /m/ stormed to a 2-0 lead within 12 minutes. /adv/ managed to claw the match back, equalising twice before finally taking a 4-3 lead. /m/ managed to level the game with around 10 minutes left and it was that point that Char came to laugh at /adv/ and kill the game off with a brace, securing a 6-4 victory for the giant robots. Suicide's 12 goals in the cup were almost enough to earn him the golden boot despite having 2 fewer games than 4 other teams; it was only in the final that a >rape double-brace for /mlp/ saw the award slip from his grasp.
Winter 2017 did not go so well. The Righat drew /adv/ into Group F with /fit/, /out/ and /h/. Things got off to a great start thanks to Suicide's brace against /out/, followed by a 0-0 borefest with /fit/. /adv/ topped the group going into the final day and watched from the stands as /fit/ blew their opponents the fuck /out/. /adv/'s task was to not lose to /h/, who went into the match as underdogs. The /h/arbingers surprised everybody and won 3-0, knocking /adv/ out on goal difference.
While Winter was a lost cause, Spring 2017 delivered what looked like a walk in the park for /adv/. They were drawn into Group A with /p/, /po/, and somehow-escaped-the-Fetus /t/, in what was labelled "the worst fucking group ever". /adv/ would take on /po/ first and opened the scoring with a Relationshit strike. However, memories of that ill-fated day in Spring 2015 flooded back to /adv/, and those memories turned out to be precognitive. /po/ struck back twice within the last fifteen minutes of the game and went on to win 2-1. Suicide brushed off the loss within two minutes in their game against /p/ with an early goal, but /adv/ were forced to share the points in the end. After /p/ disposed of an already-promoted /po/, /adv/ had a new task: Score at least three goals and win by at least two in their last game. And they looked to be in luck: /t/ was their opponent.
All that luck turned out to be useless. /t/ crushed /adv/'s hopes and won 4-1 in a match that ultimately did not even matter, in a group that ultimately did not even matter. Along with /p/ and /t/, /adv/ were put to sleep by /merit/ for having no fan support or fan interaction (polls, match threads).
After six long years in the cup (with a brief absence in 2012), /adv/ appeared to rest in peace.....
Autumn 2018 - Present: /adv/ 2.22 You Can (Not) Revive
On August 1st, 2018 a thread was posted in /adv/ looking if there was interest in a team revival. The new, revamped version of /adv/ took the pitch for the first time in a year and a half, in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers. /adv/ drew into Group A along with /c/, /out/, and /v/, and despite having some hype, failed miserably and finished last in the group. /v/ shellshocked /adv/ in the first game 4-1, and then got beat by /out/ in a much closer game than the 2-0 scoreline would indicate. The sole bright spot coming from the last game of the group against /c/ where /adv/ managed to come away with a 3-1 win off of an Ask The Opposite Gender brace, and a Suicide header. /adv/ will be going back to the psychiatrist's office to get some better meds, and will return with its automatic qualification for the 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup. With a new game came absolutely no difference in play, and /adv/ paid for it. Being grouped in with /k/, /lit/, and /r9k/. /adv/ decided to quit taking their medication and got sent to the 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers. /adv/ took the pitch in the Qualifiers grouped with /cgl/, /m/, and /v/. In their first game /adv/ dropped 3 on /cgl/ including a Suicide brace and Shut in NEET scoring his first goal, helping /adv/ win 3-2. /m/ played /adv/ tough in the second match, with /m/ winning 1-0. Moving into the final day /adv/ had to score 2 goals and win in order to advance out of its group, all against /v/ who had just shellacked them a year earlier. /adv/ took their opportunity, winning 3-1 off of 3 Red Flags assists, and goals from Suicide, Femanon, and Toaster Bath helping /adv/ finally advance out of their first group since Summer 2016 to get into the 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. /adv/ managed to let a golden opportunity slip away from them as they watched /x/, /gif/ and /lit/ march right past them, sending them right back to the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers nearly avoiding a second Golden Spoon in two Babby cups on their way out. /adv/ is down again, but they're used to it. Not destroyed by another heartbreak, the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers came, and /adv/, with a mysteriously clean new player from China, managed to win the qualifiers, beating a crippled /n/, a >NO SHOOTING CARDS /a/, and taking a loss to /bant/. Back to the Babbies! /adv/ drew /b/, /vr/, and /wg/ in their group for the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup /adv/ pulled away from /b/ 2-1, tied with /vr/ 1-1 and then lost to /wg/ 3-2. All seemed lost for /adv/ who sat with one game left, awaiting their fate from the locker room during the /vr/ v /b/ game. /b/ pulled off a miraculous upset, sending /adv/ to the 2020 4chan Summer Cup; /adv/'s first legitimate Elite cup since the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, and their first Elite promotion since the infamous 2016 4chan Summer Cup. /adv/ then faced /sp/ in /adv/'s Century game, which turned out as a loss for /adv/ 4-2. /adv/ look to take their momentum into the 2020 4chan Summer Cup where they'll look to finish better than their tournament record 5th place. /adv/ were drawn into a tough group, consisting of /c/, >/g/, and defending elite champions /pol/. /adv/ beat /c/ 2-3 off of goals from Femanon, Be A Man, and Suicide, the show continued as /adv/ trounced a hapless /g/ 2-4 off the boots of Wash Your Fucking Hands, Toaster Bath, Suicide, and Red Flags. Despite the two commanding wins, /adv/ wasn't out of the clear yet. They still had a familiar foe left to beat. Standing on top of the group with 6 points, and in control of their own fate, /adv/ took the pitch vs /pol/. All looked lost after Moonman scored the fastest brace in cup history to put /pol/ up 0-3, but /adv/ weren't going to give up so easily. Toaster Bath struck back in the 64th minute, and then Suicide FC took over, scoring a brace of his own to tie the game up, 3 all. The whistle blew, /adv/, who had just played in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers was staying elite for the first time since Summer 2016, topping the group on 7 points. /adv/ drew /ck/ for their Round of 16 matchup, where they made swift work off the boots of Femanon and Wash Your Fucking Hands, winning 2-1. Then came the Quarterfinals. /adv/ lost a heartbreaking rematch to /c/ 3-2 in extra time, where Suicide tried to carry the team, scoring a brace. This /adv/ team fell just short of equaling its best performance in a cup, while tying its best ranking of all time. /adv/ entered the 2021 4chan Winter Cup with their sights set high, and their meds refilled. They dispatched of autopilot /fa/ with a 1-0 win, with Suicide striking the winning goal. The rest of the group was much more alive and proved to be much worse for /adv/, with Femanon being the sole bright spot. /i/ beat /adv/ by a score of 3-2, and then /wg/ got their revenge for the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, and destroyed the cunts of /adv/ 4-1. Shaken, but not stirred, /adv/ look to the 2021 4chan Summer Cup to see if they can sneak away with a star before they go back to the bowels of the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Match History
2021 Results
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 2021 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /wg/
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4-1 L | Femanon  35'
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February 6, 2021 | |
 /i/
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3-2 L | Femanon 7', 90+3'
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January 31, 2021 | |||
 /fa/
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1-0 W | Suicide 86'
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January 29, 2021 |
2020 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2020 Summer Cup |
[Final] |  /c/
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2-3 L (a.e.t.) |
Suicide 37', 45+2'
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August 2, 2020 | |
| Round of 16 |  /ck/
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2-1 W | Wash Your Fucking Hands 60' Femanon 78'
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August 1, 2020 | ||
| Group Stage |  /pol/
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3-3 D | Toaster Bath 64' Suicide 71', 75'
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July 25, 2020 | The Downfall Hyp | |
 /g/
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4-2 W | Wash Your Fucking Hands 29' Suicide 58'Toaster Bath 74'Red Flags 90+2'
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July 19, 2020 | |||
| /c/
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3-2 W | Femanon 6' Be A Man 45+0'Suicide 56'
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July 17, 2020 | |||
 2020 Spring Babby Cup |
Round of 16 |  /sp/
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4-2 L | Suicide 10' Femanon 78'
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May 9, 2020 | 100th match for /adv/ kobr owl |
| Group Stage | /wg/
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3-2 L | Suicide 32', 83'
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May 3, 2020 | back to the elites despite the loss /adv/ makes it out of a babby group stage for the first time since the 2013 autumn babby cup | |
 /vr/
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1-1 D | Suicide 71'
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May 1, 2020 | |||
 /b/
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2-1 W | Toaster Bath 15' Suicide 85'
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April 25, 2020 | |||
 2020 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Group Stage |  /bant/
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3-0 L | April 12, 2020 | ||
 /a/
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3-2 W | Suicide 18' Femanon 22'Toaster Bath 34'
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April 12, 2020 | |||
 /n/
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3-1 W | Suicide 21', 45+3' Wash Your Fucking Hands 88'
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April 11, 2020 |
2019 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2019 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /lit/
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1 - 0 L | November 2, 2019 | ||
 /gif/
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3 - 4 L | Suicide 17', 90+1' Suicide Hotline 80'
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October 27, 2019 | |||
 /x/
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5 - 2 L | Suicide 45+1', 86'
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October 25, 2019 | |||
 2019 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Group Stage |  /v/
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3 - 1 W | Suicide 13' Femanon 31'Toaster Bath 78'Bitches & Whores  15'
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October 13, 2019 | |
 /m/
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1 - 0 L | October 12, 2019 | ||||
 /cgl/
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2 - 3 W | Suicide 6', 21' Shut In NEET 57'
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October 11, 2019 | |||
 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /r9k/
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1 - 3 L | Femanon 49'
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May 26, 2019 | |
| /lit/
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3 - 2 L | Suicide 9' Bitches & Whores 81'
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May 24, 2019 | |||
 /k/
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1 - 0 L | May 18, 2019 |
2018 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Group Stage | /c/
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3 - 1 W | Ask the Opposite Gender 3', 66' Suicide 61'
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October 14, 2018 | |
 /out/
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2 - 0 L | October 13, 2018 | ||||
| /v/
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4 - 1 L | Red Flags 73'
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October 12, 2018 |
2017 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2017 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /t/
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4-1 L | Relationshit 35'
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May 20, 2017 | |
 /p/
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1-1 D | Suicide 2'
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May 14, 2017 | |||
 /po/
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2-1 L | Relationshit 26'
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May 6, 2017 | |||
 2017 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /h/
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3-0 L | February 19, 2017 | ||
 /fit/
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0-0 D | February 17, 2017 | ||||
| /out/
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2-1 W | Suicide 3', 27'
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February 11, 2017 |
2016 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2016 Summer Cup |
Quarter Final | /m/
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6-4 L | Relationshit 15', 45+1' How do I get GF? 26'Suicide 59'
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August 21, 2016 | Full Match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion) |
| Round of 16 |  /s4s/
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3-0 W | Suicide 9', 77' Relationshit 86'
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August 20, 2016 | Full Match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
| Group Stage |  /an/
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4-2 L | How do I get GF? 3' 5 Inch Dick 87'
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August 14, 2016 | Full Match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
| /lit/
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3-5 W | Suicide 20', 57', 82' Relationshit 44', 63'
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August 12, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion) | ||
| /pol/
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1-8 W | Suicide 23', 29', 38', 45', 56', 81' How Do I Get GF? 35'Relationshit 62'
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August 6, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion) Suicide set the record for most goals scored by an individual in one match | ||
 2016 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /vr/
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0-1 L | May 14, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) | |
| /c/
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4-2 W | Suicide 35', 50', 90' Relationshit 39'
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May 8, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
| /r9k/
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2-1 L | Relationshit 86'
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May 6, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Play-off Final |  /vg/
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3-1 W | Relationshit 51' Weed 88'How do I get GF? 90+3'
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April 17, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) |
| Play-off Semi Final |  /toy/
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4-1 W | Suicide 3' How do I get GF? 14'Relationshit 82'5 Inch Dick 89'
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April 17, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) | |
| Group Stage | /fa/
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2-1 W | Suicide 58' Relationshit 86'
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April 16, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) | |
| /gif/
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2-7 L | 5 Inch Dick 15' Suicide 66'
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April 15, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
 /biz/
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3-3 D | Relationshit 24', 45+1' Suicide 50'
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April 15, 2016 | Full match (Dailymotion) |
2015 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2015 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /s4s/
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1-2 L | Femanon 12'
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November 8, 2015 | Full match (Dailymotion) |
| /toy/
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3-4 L | Relationshit 23' Suicide 36'Weed 78'
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November 7, 2015 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
| /a/
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2-1 L | Suicide 63'
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November 1, 2015 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
 /3/
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2-0 W | 5 Inch Dick 6' Relationshit 55'
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October 30, 2015 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
 2015 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Group Stage | /t/
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4-3 W | 5-Inch Dick 7', 90+' Relationshit 45+'Suicide 49'
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October 3, 2015 | |
| /out/
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2-1 W | Suicide 16' Relationshit 75'
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October 3, 2015 | Full match (Dailymotion) | ||
 /diy/
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0-0 D | October 3, 2015 | Full match (Dailymotion) | |||
 2015 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /o/
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4-2 L | Relationshit 42' Suicide 59'
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May 10, 2015 | |
 /cm/
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3-0 L | May 8, 2015 | ||||
| /po/
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2-1 L | Suicide 19'
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May 2, 2015 | |||
 /y/
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3-2 W | Suicide 12', 83' Shungiku Nakamura  61'
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April 25, 2015 |
2014 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2014 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /v/
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5-4 W | Relationshit 27', 40' 5 Inch Dick 32'Suicide 48'Polyamory 69'
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November 2, 2014 | Highlights(Youtube) |
 /s/
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2-0 L | October 31, 2014 | Highlights (Youtube) | |||
 /tv/
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3-0 W | Suicide 41', 47', 58'
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October 25, 2014 | Full Replay (Twitch) Highlights (Youtube) | ||
| /lit/
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3-2 L | Suicide 24' 5 Inch Dick 90+'
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October 19, 2014 | Full Replay (Twitch) Highlights (Youtube) | ||
 2014 Summer Cup |
Friendlies | /vr/
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0-0 D | June 1st, 2014 | ||
 /tg/
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1-3 L | OKCupid 68'
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May 30th, 2014 | Full replay (Twitch) | ||
 2014 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /lit/
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0-0 D | April 20, 2014 | Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube) | |
| /k/
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1-1 D | Castle Doctrine 8'
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April 18, 2014 | Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube) | ||
 /co/
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0-2 L | April 12, 2014 | Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube) | |||
| /pol/
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0-3 L | April 5, 2014 | Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube) | |||
 2014 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | /cgl/
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3-7 L | 5 Inch Dick 2' S/adv/irgin 24', 71'
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February 22, 2014 | Full replay |
| /a/
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2-4 L | 5 Inch Dick 59', 83'
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February 16, 2014 | Full replay | ||
| /cm/
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2-1 W | Cheating GF 37' 5 Inch Dick 45+'
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February 14, 2014 | Full replay | ||
| Friendlies | /s/
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0-0 D | January 26, 2014 | Full replay | ||
 /u/
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3-0 L | January 12, 2014 | Full replay |
2013 Results
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Replays and Notes |
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 2013 Autumn Babby Cup |
Round of 16 | /toy/
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2-0 L | November 30, 2013 | Full replay Highlights | |
| Group Stage | /po/
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1-0 W | S/adv/irgin 22'
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November 23, 2013 | Full replay Highlight | |
| /c/
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1-0 W | S/adv/irgin 7'
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November 17, 2013 | Full replay Highlight | ||
 /asp/
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4-1 W | 5 Inch Dick 22' Friendzoned 53'S/adv/rigin 63'Cheating GF 85'
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November 15, 2013 | Full replay Highlights | ||
| Friendlies | /ck/
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2-1 L | S/adv/irgin 60'
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September 22, 2013 | Full replay (6mins) | |
 /d/
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1-0 W | S/adv/irgin 58'
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September 21, 2013 | |||
 2013 Summer Cup |
Group Stage |  /trv/
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1-0 L | August 25, 2013 | Highlight | |
 /f/
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2-1 W | S/adv/irgin 62' 5 Inch Dick 68'
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August 23, 2013 | Highlights (3m 47secs) | ||
 /mlp/
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1-0 L | August 17, 2013 | Highlight | |||
| Friendlies | /asp/
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4-2 L | S/adv/irgin 34' Cheating GF 44'
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July 21, 2013 | Full replay | |
 /jp/
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3-1 W | 5 Inch Dick 26', 57' S/adv/irgin 51'
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July 14, 2013 | |||
 2013 Spring Babby Cup |
Friendlies |  /sci/
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2-1 W | Cheating GF 5' 5 Inch Dick 90+1'
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April 7, 2013 | |
| /trv/
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3-1 W | Cheating GF 3', 81' 5 Inch Dick 78'
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April 5, 2013 | |||
 2013 Winter Cup |
Quarter Final | /sp/
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3-1 L | 1stworldproblems 51'
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February 24, 2013 | Highlights |
| Round of 16 | /v/
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3-2 W | 5 Inch Dick 2', 56' S/adv/irgin 54'
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February 23, 2013 | Highlights | |
| Group Stage | /m/
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6-1 W | 5 Inch Dick 3', 30' S/adv/irgin 45+1', 49', 63'Friendzoned 56'
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February 17, 2013 | Highlights | |
| /mlp/
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4-2 L | S/adv/irgin 23' 5 Inch Dick 52'
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February 15, 2013 | Highlights | ||
| /a/
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4-3 L | S/adv/irgin 18', 63' Femanon 40'
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February 9, 2013 | Highlights |
2011/12 Results
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Notes |
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| December 15, 2012 |  /hr/
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2013 Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | Clrs' first game as manager. | |
| October 21, 2012 | /r9k/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals | 0-0 D (2-3 L) |
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| October 21, 2012 | /h/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16 | 1-0 W | Beta As Fuck 44'
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| October 20, 2012 | /gif/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 4-0 W | Suicide 8' 5 Inch Dick 15', 31', 75'
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| October 14, 2012 | /lit/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 1-1 D | 5 Inch Dick ?'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /soc/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage | 2-2 D | 5 Inch Dick 5', 55'
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| September 29, 2012 | /fa/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | ||
| September 15, 2012 | /g/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | Beta As Fuck 5'
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| June 2, 2012 | /fit/
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2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 L | Beta As Fuck 23' 5 Inch Dick 33'
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| June 2, 2012 | /gif/
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2012 Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Beta As Fuck 42', 85'
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| May 26, 2012 | /soc/
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2012 Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | ||
| May 12, 2012 | /r9k/
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2012 Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Cheating GF 45+1', 47'
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| February 25, 2012 | /r9k/
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2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | ??? | |
| February 19, 2012 | /soc/
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2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | ??? | |
| August, 2011 |  /mu/
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2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 3 | 2-0 L | ??? | |
| August, 2011 |  /int/
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2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 2 | 3-0 W | ??? | |
| August, 2011 | /soc/
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2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 1 | 2-0 W | ??? | |
| August, 2011 | /tv/
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2011 Summer Cup - Winners' Bracket - Round 1 | 3-1 L | ??? |
Cup Record
| Event | Place | Status |
|---|---|---|
| 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 6th (Quarter-finals) | 
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| 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 14th (Promoted, Ro16, Curse Broken) | 
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| 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1st (Qualified) |
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| 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 31st (4th in group, Relegated) | 
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| 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 4th (Qualified) |
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| 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 32nd (4th in group, Relegated) |
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| 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 10th (4th in group, Promoted to 2019 Spring Babby Cup) |
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| 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 28th (4th in group, RIP) |
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| 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 22nd (3rd in group, Relegated) |
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| 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 5th (Quarter-finals) |
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| 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 19th (3rd in group, Promoted) |
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| 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 9th (Qualified through playoffs) |
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| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 30th (3rd in group, Relegated) |
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| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1st (Qualified) |
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| 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 34th (4th in group) |
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| 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 19th (3rd in group) |
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| 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 37th (5th in group) |
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| 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 27th (3rd in group, Relegated) |
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| 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 13th (Ro16, Promoted) |
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| 2013 4chan Summer Cup | 20th (3rd in group, Relegated) |
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| 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 6th (Quarter-finals) |
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| 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5th (Quarter-finals, Promoted) |
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| 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Disqualified |
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| 2011 4chan Summer Cup | 8th (Loser's R3) |
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Goal Scorers
This table doesn't include goals from the 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies.
Inactive players have a grey background.
Own goals have a red background.
| Player | Goals |
|---|---|
| Suicide | 60 |
| 5 Inch Dick | 30 |
| Relationshit | 22 |
| S/adv/irgin | 16 |
| Cheating Girlfriend | 8 |
| Femanon | 8 |
| Original Sixteen team | 6 |
| How do I get GF? | 5 |
| Beta as Fuck | 5 |
| Toaster Bath | 5 |
| Wash Your Fucking Hands | 3 |
| Friendzoned | 2 |
| Ask The Opposite Gender | 2 |
| Red Flags | 2 |
| Polyamory | 1 |
| Shut In NEET | 1 |
| Bitches & Whores | 1 |
| Be A Man | 1 |
| First World Problems | 1 |
| OKCupid | 1 |
| Shungiku Nakamura /y/
|
1 |
| Castle Doctrine /k/
|
1 |
Awards
Team Awards
Winter Cup 2013
Most Improved 
Underdog of the Tournament 
Biggest Upset
(Awarded for their 6-1 victory over /m/)
Surprise of the Tournament
Autumn Babby 2014
Match of the Tournament: /adv/ 
5 - 4 /v/
Summer Cup 2016
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament: /adv/
Old Logos
Fourth /adv/ logo, used until Autumn 2018
Third /adv/ logo, used until Autumn 2014
Second /adv/ logo, used until Spring 2014
Original /adv/ logo
Rivalries
 | ||
| The Beta Bowl Sharing so many identical features, /adv/'s main rival is the once-feared ROBOT9000, now a festering shell of its former self as ROBOT9001. Matches between the two sides usually result in no-score draws due to both teams being scared of touching the ball in case anything bad happens. | ||
| 2 Wins | 0 Draws | 2 Losses |
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