/crusaderkings/

/crusaderkings/
DEUS VULT INCESTUS
/crusaderkings/ - Crusader Kings
Founded February 9, 2022 Manager The Court Jester Owner House Karling IRL manager Fingol Team colors Chat color 6E0C0C Royal Red Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /crusaderkings/ - Crusader Kings Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Team music
Anthem The Crusade Starts Victory Crusader Kings 2 - Main Theme Goal horn CK2 Main Theme (Full Plate Metal)
Kits

Medieval incest simulator, Game of Thrones on steroids, also a Swedish moneymaking scheme, buy more dlc goy.

Roster

I have probably missed some obvious meme that should be in, so might change

No. Position Player 439   GK Theodosian Walls 2   LB Mysterious Circumstances 3   CB Bear Pope 4   CB Glitterhoof 5   RB Roger a Muirebe 6   DMF Deus Vult 7   CMF Jarl Haesteinn 8   CMF The Plague 9   AMF Mongol Invasion 69   SS Incest 1   CF King Gedivilas of Chadtuania

No. Position Player 12   GK More DLC your grace? 793   LB FUCKING VIKINGS FUCK OFF 786   LB Abbasid Blob 15   RB My wife is pregnant but I was away 16   RB Historically accurate Finns 17   CB >Sunset Invasion 18   CB Nudist Cult 19   CB Council says fuck you 20   DMF Tutorial Island 21   DMF Jewish Moneylenders 22   CMF Bordergore 23   CMF How do I stop being gay?