Rigged Wiki:Featured teams

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April 2020

	/trash/ - Offtopic
	Ranking: 69th
	Key Players: Bert is a trashman , User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
	Recent Form: L L L L L
	Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house. A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example. I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public. ~ QD, 2020
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	/ck/ - Cooking
	Best finish: 2nd, 2011 4chan Summer Cup
	Previous Result: 5th, 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
	Recent Form: L W W W W
	Runners-up in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, /ck/ has yet to taste success in their near 11-year history. The tale of this team is one of tragedy from the very beginning. Whether it be untimely own goals, 90+ goals, or an unholy combination of the two on par with the average /ck/ poster's dinner, /ck/ has suffered bitter defeat again and again. Yet, their manager and fans do not look crestfallen when they take the field. How could they be? The bombastic Moliendo Cafe and watching a half-time show of cooking that's (probably) worse than your own is sure to lift the spirits of anyone watching - or at least ruin their appetite. Again and again, /ck/ shows up as strong competitors in Babby and Elite alike, pressing onward for promotion time and time again in the Babby Cups. In the Elites, /ck/ has a pair of (slightly dusty) Third-Place Trophies to show for their years of work slaving away behind the grill, first in the 2012 4chan Winter Cup and later the [2015 4chan Winter Cup]]. Even with these years of good results, the question looms large. Will all those cups spent grinding away ever make the perfect cup run for this beloved and beleaguered /ck/ side? A team can only be this unlucky for so long, right? Regardless of heartbreak, /ck/ continues to push on towards that first star they were so close to in 2011 to this very day.
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