Garbage Week: The Biggest Spoon of All Time

Garbage Week: The Biggest Spoon of All Time
Tournament details
Host board	/4ccc/
Dates	August 9–13
Teams	32
Final positions
Champion	/pol/
Runner-up	/w/
Third	/ck/
Fourth	/3/
Tournament statistics Matches 31 Goals scored 230 (7.42 per match) Top scorer(s) 10 goals Emprah Top assister(s) 4 assists Good Luck Kaichou Phone Threads Golden Glove 22 saves 1920x1080 Best player Yellow cards 20 (0.65 per match) Red cards 2 (0.06 per match)
Garbage Day: Winter Dumpster Land
Garbage Week: The Biggest Spoon of All Time
Mega Garbage Day Extravaganza

Garbage Week is the bloated version of Garbage Day for the 2021 10th Anniversary 4chan World Cup. A celebration of the cup's Best of the Rest as the eliminated 32 teams throw slop at each other to win the biggest golden spoon the cup could buy with it's finances. (Image soon.) Garbage Week features festivities other than the tradtional /trash/ match and Golden Spoon bracket.

Rules

In case you're an idiot, the team with the lower score moves on so that this bracket can determine who is ultimately the absolute shit.

August 9th & 10th Golden Spoon Playoff

The Winner of this tournament will play in the Feature Length /trash/ match on August 13th.
Challonge Bracket: https://challonge.com/GrandTrash

Round of 32

 /a/

4(4)

 /vp/

4(3)

 /tg/

5

 /vrpg/

6

 /vt/

13

 /pol/

0

 /an/

3

 /k/

4

 /y/

4

 /ck/

1

 /sci/

2

 /diy/

3

 /cgl/

6

 /adv/

2

 /his/

3

 /aco/

0

 /fit/

4(5)

 /s/

4(3)

 /vr/

5

 /f/

4

 /e/

1

 /po/

7

 /vg/

4

 /3/

3

 /h/

6

 /wsg/

1

 /toy/

2

 /gd/

1

 /tv/

2

 /co/

3

 /w/

0

 /bant/

10

Round of 16

 /vp/

6

 /tg/

1

 /pol/

3

 /an/

5

 /ck/

1

 /sci/

4

 /adv/

8

 /aco/

0

 /s/

4

 /f/

2

 /e/

3

 /3/

2

 /wsg/

5

 /gd/

4

 /tv/

7

 /w/

1

Quarter-finals

 /tg/

10

 /pol/

2

 /ck/

1(2)

 /aco/

1(4)

 /f/

5

 /3/

1

 /gd/

5

 /w/

2

Semi-finals

 /pol/

2

 /ck/

3

 /3/

11

 /w/

3

Finals

 /pol/

1

 /w/

10

Round of 32

9 August 2021	/a/	4–4	/vp/
17:00	Cowboy Beebop  5' Yotsuba  30' Mugi  58' Inferno Cop  77'		18' Fug  48' Miror B.  53' Bravest Bird  56' Gary Motherfucking Oak	Animation Alley Attendance: 304
		Penalties
	"THAT" Boku no Pico Desu Sakurafish Accelerator King of GETS	4–3	>implying owls are birds Proud of its Power Trumpets WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING Nigger Winner Furthremore KANTOOOOOOOOO

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9 August 2021	/tg/	5–6	/vrpg/
17:30	Emprah  54', 90+1' Thin your Paints  65' Urist McDwarf  71' Doomrider  84'		17', 27', 45+0', 56', 75' Dagoth Ur  62' Influence Lost	Battle Royal Arena Attendance: 310

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9 August 2021	/vt/	13–0	/pol/
18:00	mikoboat  5', 45+0', 53', 65', 89' Good Luck Kaichou  15', 62' Watamage  28', 33' Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Nenechi  40', 50', 82' ogey rrat  59'			Astrea Hills Attendance: 419

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9 August 2021	/an/	3–4	/k/
18:30	Canadian Goose  35' Take it to the Vet  62' Honey Badger  66' Scanned Snake  45+3'		25' Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and BRRRRRRRT  45+0', 90+0' BRRRRTFACE  59' Lauri BRRRRT  11' Is that a BRRRRRRRT?	The Time Cube Attendance: 369

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9 August 2021	/y/	4–1	/ck/
19:00	My Husbando  3' Yaranaika  45+0' Gerudo Link  75' Male AHEGAOOOOOOOOOOOH  89'		8' Fast Food Autism  66' Cock Sauce  71' Puer Lesbians	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 303

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9 August 2021	/sci/	2–3	/diy/
19:30	Shinichi Mochizuki  22' >biology >hard science  24' Norman Wildberger  88'		5' Shipping Containers  17' MacGyver  31' Imitation Crab Meat	The Untrodden Valley Attendance: 307

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9 August 2021	/cgl/	6–2	/adv/
20:00	Mana-sama  4', 35', 88' Telephone-chan  60' Dramu  65', 90+0'		33' Suicide  69' Friendzoned	The Mountaintops Attendance: 300

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9 August 2021	/his/	3–0	/aco/
20:30	Nutmeg Genocide  38' Monsier Lindy  53' Charles II  66'		82' Raven	Polly's Wonderland Attendance: 279

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9 August 2021	/fit/	4–4	/s/
21:00	L O N D O N  29', 57', 64' >that 30 year old boomer  68'		38' Ratchet & Skank  40', 44' BANNED  86' Stacy's Mom  77' Dressed-Undressed	Legoland Attendance: 264
		Penalties
	/fraud/ SS+GOMAD BLOAT LORD KYRIAKOS Sir Read the Fucking Sticky	5–3	Asking for it In the Crack Pixie Puffy Nipples

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9 August 2021	/vr/	5–4	/f/
21:30	Doomguy  7', 39' Powerglove  12', 45+3' >filters  55' What is a Man  41'		38', 77' Lolicatgirls  67' PARTY HARD  89' DA HOOD  11' Pepsi Man  45+3' Billy Herrington	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 254

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9 August 2021	/e/	1–7	/po/
22:00	ENF  35'		13' >>>/pol/  23', 27', 45+1', 56', 78' 1000 Cranes  80' Sticky when?	Sand Casino Attendance: 239

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9 August 2021	/vg/	4–3	/3/
22:30	CEO of GEO  8' I'm going to Alice!  19', 53', 90+5' Zero Sanity  39'		5' Utah Teapot  39' Quads Only  64' Uncanny Valley	Battle Royal Arena Attendance: 224

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9 August 2021	/h/	6–1	/wsg/
23:00	Mind Break  22' Liru  25', 90+1' Incest  50', 59' Can't Beat the Cock  65'		71' VLC Glitch  80' Why are you Gay?	Daytona Beach Attendance: 221

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9 August 2021	/toy/	2–1	/gd/
23:30	Madoka Titus  20' Woody  31'		45+2' Kerning	Armchair General Attendance: 204

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9 August 2021	/tv/	2–3	/co/
23:59	FOR YOU  90+1', 90+4' But what about his Tax Policy?  83'		19' That's my Purse!  89' The Flash  90+2' Tucker	Tatami Arena Attendance: 204

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10 August 2021	/w/	0–10	/bant/
00:30	Retro  38'		21', 45+3', 59', 62', 80' Leaf Girl  49', 73', 90+6' Morning Leader  69' Aussie Girl  90+3' Redpilled Haircuts	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 195

Round of 16

10 August 2021	/vp/	6–1	/tg/
17:00	Fug  11', 31', 90+3' Miror B.  45+3', 50', 78'		67' Emprah	ctf_2fort Attendance: 219

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10 August 2021	/pol/	3–5	/an/
17:30	Hitler  16' Stormfront Sonnenrad  72' Moonman  81'		12', 52' Take it to the Vet  39' Canadian Goose  86' >outdoot cat  89' Train your Dog	The Void Attendance: 251

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10 August 2021	/ck/	1–4	/sci/
18:00	Nachos  61' Cock Sauce  38'		17', 19' Richard Feynman  22', 76' Shinichi Mochizuki  90+4' Is Coffee good for you?	Veltins-Arena Attendance: 253

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10 August 2021	/adv/	8–0	/aco/
18:30	Be a Man  10' Suicide  17', 61' Get it off your Chest  26' Toaster Bath  30' Femanon  75', 84', 90+5'			Final PEStination Attendance: 257

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10 August 2021	/s/	4–2	/f/
19:00	Thunder Thighs  33', 39' BANNED  77', 81'		50' Daily Dose  83' DA HOOD	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 259

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10 August 2021	/e/	3–2	/3/
19:30	Invader Lum  18' ENF  34', 62'		17' >blender  25' Utah Teapot  90+0' Colin's Bear	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 247

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10 August 2021	/wsg/	5–4	/gd/
20:00	To Be Continued  10', 13' VLC Glitch  48' Ricardo Milos  60' Dr. Ivo Robotnik  86'		41', 81', 83', 90+4' Kerning	Attendance: 242

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10 August 2021	/tv/	7–1	/w/
20:30	Dan "Drake's Best Buddy" Schneider  24', 83' Real Human Being  26' Brendan Fraser  55', 88' Sheev  67' FOR YOU  69'		41' Retro	/d/eviant's /d/imension Attendance: 234

Quarter-finals

10 August 2021	/tg/	10–2	/pol/
21:00	Emprah  3', 14', 18', 20', 67', 78', 86' Book of Groodges  32' Urbanmech  48' Blood Bowl  64'		69' Assad  80' Deus Vult	Advice Dog Arena Attendance: 228

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10 August 2021	/ck/	1–1	/aco/
21:30	Projekt Melody  4' Cock Clam Bukkake  6'		45+2' Justice	eFootball.Pro Arena Attendance: 240
		Penalties
	Cast-Iron Skillet Puer Lesbians Vegan Hate Do Americans really do this?	2–4	Buenos Dias Mandy The ChadShad Queen Tyr'ahnee Raven Lady D

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10 August 2021	/f/	5–1	/3/
22:00	Lolicatgirls  5', 34', 65' DA HOOD  50' Lord Fulp  73' Osaka  75'		90+0' Utah Teapot  84' Muh Maya	Attendance: 230

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10 August 2021	/gd/	5–2	/w/
22:30	Kerning  24', 78' Fuck you Pay me  55' Untitled-1.ai  71' Helvetica  88'		53' Kurimu  86' Seasons  45+5' Kurimu  70' Cute Girls in Shapes	Veltins-Arena Attendance: 221

Semi-finals

10 August 2021	/pol/	2–3	/ck/
23:00	Stormfront Sonnenrad  76' Hitler  86'		18', 58' Do Americans really do this?  35' Fast Food Autism	Sand Casino Attendance: 223

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10 August 2021	/3/	11–3	/w/
23:30	Utah Teapot  11', 21', 45+1', 76', 88' >blender  13', 27', 47', 72' Uncanny Valley  41' No >YOUR< Program Sucks  52'		24' Kurimu  43' 1920x1080  71' Retro	Daytona Beach Attendance: 223

Final

10 August 2021	/pol/	1–10	/w/
23:59	Assad  38'		8', 47' Retro  15' Gloom  32' >>>/wg/  62', 79' Phone Threads  66' Cute Girls in Shapes  69' Current  75' Renders  90+1' Seasons	Simple and Easy Arena Attendance: 226

Final Rankings

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1.  /pol/
2.  /w/
3.  /ck/
4.  /3/
5.  /aco/
6.  /gd/
7.  /f/
8.  /tg/

9.  /e/
10.  /wsg/
11.  /s/
12.  /an/
13.  /sci/
14.  /vp/
15.  /tv/
16.  /adv/

17.  /a/
17.  /fit/
19.  /toy/
20.  /co/
20.  /diy/
22.  /k/
22.  /vg/
24.  /vr/

25.  /vrpg/
26.  /his/
27.  /y/
28.  /cgl/
29.  /h/
30.  /po/
31.  /bant/
32.  /vt/

August 11th Greatest Spoon of them All Homerun Derby

The Homerun Derby is a carefully selected dozen teams to see who can rack up the biggest score against /trash/ as possible. Match ends at either the full 90 or whenever /trash/ scores. The 12 teams selected to play have all previously "won" one or more wooden spoons across the 4CC's history, with the exception of /y/.

•  /aco/
•  /ck/
•  /co/
•  /g/
•  /fit/
•  /his/
•  /k/
•  /n/
•  /s/
•  /tv/
•  /trv/
•  /y/

Schedule

11 August 2021	/his/	2–1	/trash/
17:00 Note: Match ended at 34:32	Napoleon  19', 24'		35' Gay Ben	Sand Casino Attendance: 221

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11 August 2021	/trv/	6–0	/trash/
17:30	Sex Tourist  5', 8', 47', 79' Squat Toilet  24', 39'		87' Gay Ben	Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 234

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11 August 2021	/aco/	11–0	/trash/
18:00	Jenny Wakeman  9', 33', 69' Projekt Melody  24', 30', 38', 60', 85', 89', 90+2' Shygal  50'			Sand Casino Attendance: 237

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11 August 2021	/tv/	1–0	/trash/
18:30 Note: Match ended at 10:45	Ownthony Goaltano  11'			The Void Attendance: 229

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11 August 2021	/ck/	3–1	/trash/
19:00 Note: Match ended at 31:15	Fast Food Autism  2' Gordon Ramsay  11' Cock Sauce  26'		32' >Wimmizn Wrasslin	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 238

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11 August 2021	/n/	16–0	/trash/
19:30	Skyking  3', 16', 75', 87', 90+6' I Like Trains  18', 22', 70', 78', 84' Blimp Train  25' Bepsi  36' Memebike  41' Forever Shinkansen  66', 90+2' 737 MAX Impact  80'			Realgam Tower Attendance: 235

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11 August 2021	/y/	14–0	/trash/
20:00	Yaranaika  7', 23', 34', 44' My Husbando  16', 73', 79', 90+3' Gerudo Link  29', 52', 77', 84' Traps  41', 45+1'			The Grandcypher Attendance: 222

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11 August 2021	/co/	9–0	/trash/
20:30	Doom  15', 79' The Flash  21', 33' Tucker  40', 44', 60', 86', 90+1'			The Void Attendance: 205

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11 August 2021	/g/	4–0	/trash/
21:00	Terry A. Davis  15', 90+3' Install Gentoo  25', 84'			The Grandcypher Attendance: 202

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11 August 2021	/s/	8–0	/trash/
21:30	Asking for it  10', 41' Big Tits  21' Stacy's Mom  35', 45+3', 61' BANNED  52', 72'			/d/eviant's /d/imension Attendance: 187

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11 August 2021	/fit/	15–0	/trash/
22:00	L O N D O N  19', 25', 36', 39', 51', 54', 74', 90+1' Zyzz  28', 48', 57', 90+5' Rich Piana  33', 85', 88' Rich Piana  82'			Kawaii Park Attendance: 174

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11 August 2021	/k/	5–1	/trash/
22:30 Note: Match ended at 47:58	Zergface  4', 35' Simo Hayha  23', 38' Flammenwerfer  41'		48' /wg/'s entire roster that spelled ROXANNE WINS FUCK YOU	Sand Casino Attendance: 161

Final Rankings

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1.  /n/
2.  /fit/
3.  /y/
4.  /aco/

5.  /co/
6.  /s/
7.  /trv/
8.  /g/

9.  /trash/
10.  /k/
11.  /ck/
12.  /his/
13.  /tv/

August 12th Graveyard Round Robin ft. PES 15

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ic/	3	2	1	0	9	4	5	7
/gif/	3	1	1	1	4	5	-1	4
/hm/	3	1	0	2	7	7	0	3
/hr/	3	1	0	2	3	7	-4	3

12 August 2021	/gif/	1–0	/hr/
17:00	Sauce  61'			The Arcadium Attendance: 188

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12 August 2021	/ic/	3–2	/hm/
17:30	James Ensor  20' LOOMIS  51', 71'		65' Disturbia  69' Bearforce  56' STDSTDSTD	Adobe Arena Attendance: 182

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12 August 2021	/gif/	1–1	/ic/
18:00	JAV  62'		41' James Ensor	Zyzz Memorial Bronasium Attendance: 187
		Penalties
	Sauce Sissy Hypno Its Piss The Cook JAV Source Lesbians Flashing SFM Big Black Cocks Sexy Celebs Sauce	11–10	James Ensor Main Dude LOOMIS Bob Ross Redlining Cinnabon Girl Baseball Upsidedown Igor Art School Vilppu Tehmeh James Ensor

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12 August 2021	/hr/	2–1	/hm/
18:30	Emma Watson  57' Lord Taengoo  90+1'		27' Bearforce	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 194

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12 August 2021	/ic/	5–1	/hr/
19:00	LOOMIS  6', 40', 63', 77' Main Dude  71'		48' Taylor Swift	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 199

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12 August 2021	/hm/	4–2	/gif/
19:30	Bearforce  4', 45+0', 64' Zitler  47'		61', 67' Sauce  35' Sauce	The Void Attendance: 194

August 13 FEATURE LENGTH /trash/ MATCH

The Wooden Spoon-holder,  /fit/, has sacrificed all of their gains to the Gains Goblin to challenge the Golden Spoon,  /pol/. The winner will have a feature-length face-off against  /trash/. Standard Garbage Day rules apply.

13 August 2021	/pol/	2–0	/fit/
17:00	Stormfront Sonnenrad  73', 90+2'			Benuldies Bar and Grill Attendance: 232

13 August 2021	/fit/	30–1	/trash/
17:30	Rich Piana  3', 39' L O N D O N  9', 17', 28', 31', 37', 38', 45+1', 45+5', 52', 56', 59', 62', 73' Zyzz  10', 18', 40', 47', 60', 69', 79', 81', 89', 90+4' Gigachad  15', 29' Lanklet  20', 24' >that 30 year old boomer  33'		7' Placeholder  35' Gay Ben	Kawaii Park Attendance: 242

Statistics

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