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Picture	Name	Position	Description
	Fuck Jeannies	CF	Jannies in /gig/ had a bad habit of deleting SFW loli. /gig/'s (canonically) favorite loli is Klee, who is constantly being thrown in jail by Jean for trumped-up bullshit like "acts of terrorism" or "war crimes". The pun wrote itself.
	BWEHHHHHH	CF	Raiden Ei is the ruler of the Japan-analogue country, Inazuma. The Inazuma chapter of the main story is, to put it lightly, is a complete mess which makes Ei come across as a weepy, gullible goldbrick who avoids any repercussions for her actions on account of everybody around her being somehow even more retarded than she is. /gig/ likes a series of comics which portrays Ei and the other characters of Inazuma as toddlers prone to crying at the slightest provocation.
	Touch Grass	AMF	She's actually 5̴͉͈̹̦͌́̎̋̈̀̂̃̿0̶̞̺̺͙̘̦͉̹̰̈́̈́̌̑0̸̛̼̘͛̽̀̾̓͠ uh... at least 2000 years old, so it's fine!
	Cheld	CMF	Ajax "Tartaglia" Childe, if that is his real name, is serial butt of just about every joke in the Liyue chapter of the story. On top of that, he's not amazing as a playable character and his banner tends to be re-run when people least desire it, though to be fair that's most of the time.
	For Me, It's Yaoyao	CMF	Despite the Dendro element itself taking almost 2 full years post-launch to be implemented, Yaoyao (a Dendro-elemental character) was featured in pre-release promotional art. She is somehow still not released. Some people really want Yaoyao, and have gradually lost their minds waiting for her.
	CEO of GEO	GK	Geo is sort of a fifth-wheel element and at launch, it wasn't great. Hopes for an all-Geo synergy team rode heavily on the back-to-back releases of Zhongli and Albedo. However, Zhongli on launch was one of the worst units in the game. True believers told people to buy the dip, and ultimately it actually kind of paid off as Zhongli was buffed after his banner. He's still finding his way into flex-slots after the release of Dendro, and he and Albedo are staples of mono-Geo teams.
	EEEQEEE	RB	Yae Miko was a major story character for the Inazuma chapter of the game which a lot of people liked. Disappointingly, her playable version has the rather clunky rotation of placing 3 turrets with E, immediately destroying those turrets to power up her Q, and then placing the turrets again because hitting Q refreshes their cooldown.
	Emergency Onahole	CB	What else would you use a squeaky mascot character for?
	Kot	CB	Diona is a 4* character, which means she's relatively common, and one of the few post-launch 4* characters that isn't solely useful in a ridiculously specific team or flat-out bad. She also has a cute design, and as a result is quite popular.
	GOOBA	LB	Xiangling has a supernatural pet panda-thing named Guoba. She summons him as an attack, which often results in calling his name. In the Japanese dub, this was pronounced more like "Guba" which was transformed by /gig/ into Gooba. It's actually pronounced more like gwo-ba, so the dialog was eventually re-recorded and replaced, which made nobody happy.
	The Chad Inverted Triangle	DMF	As with all new characters, Yelan was subject to pre-release schizoposting about how she's the worst character ever. In her case, one of the more memorable arguments was that her design is bad because it incorporates "inverted triangles" as opposed to other attractive female characters of a similar body type, which use the traditional point-at-the-top sort of triangle.
	>b	LB	Bennett is a low-investment meta-defining unit with a powerful attack buff. Also, perhaps more importantly, he is male. As a result, it has become commonplace in /gig/ to voice distaste for his presence in webms of clear times or big damage numbers. Over time this evolved into just replying to his presence in a team with ">b".
	Hi /gig/!	LB	Hi, /gig/!
	Alpedo	DMF	Albedo and Klee are frequently seen in each other's company. The given reason for this is that he's Klee's caretaker while her mother Alice is traveling (which is always because Alice is a walking 4th wall break), but it makes you wonder.
	*shrieking*	DMF	A meme screenshot from early on in the story which gets a lot of usage as a reply to misfortune or whining.
	Berry	DMF	A long time ago in /gig/, there was a poster who would constantly take screenshots of Ningguang looking at fruit. One of those screenshots which has continued to be reposted long after the originator stopped is that of Ningguang looking perplexedly at a berry floating in midair--a glitch which has since been patched.
	Coom in Loom	DMF	The female player character, Lumine, gets a lot of mileage in Genshin porn. It's certainly one of the most economical choices of waifu you could make.
	Euler	RB	Previously "Please Don't Put Euler on the Roster". Eula is a character which was seemingly pulled out of miHoYo's ass for all she had to do with the plot, and which was shitposted into oblivion leading up to her release as a result. One of the enduring shitposts about her is that she is autistic, because of a fake early leak where someone plugged her theme of sea spray/spindrift into a Latin translator and determined her constellation would be "Aspergo".
	diluc_gaming	RB	Around the launch of Genshin, one of the initially more popular Youtubers was a channel called diluc_gaming until everyone realized he was bad at the game. Subsequently, it became a meme to point out that whenever people complain about a fight being difficult or a puzzle being confusing, they often have Diluc in their party.
	Boarbara	CB	Barbara, while an in-universe idol character and a healer, does technically do damage and can therefore be used to hunt wildlife like boars to collect meat. Some people really, really like thinking about that.
	Roll For Who You Like	CB	One of the enduring legacies of /gig/'s awful track record of guessing prospectively which characters will be strong (such as >cryo Amber) is a rather simple ritualpost: Just roll for who you like.
	PRINZESSIN DER VERURTEILUNG! A PRECIOUS TREASURE!	CB	Fischl is like a chuuni character, this is part of a ritualpost about her. You can probably call her the Prinzessin, or just Fischl if you're a quitter.
	Waschizo	CB	One world quest in the Inazuma region involves coming across a man named Washizu sitting next to a shrine telling you that an entity he refers to only as "He" wants you to pray to the shrine and that you'll receive a reward for doing so. This is true. You can repeat it for a few days, over which Washizu's ramblings about "Him" become gradually more unhinged. It doesn't end well for Washizu, but that doesn't stop /gig/ from asking "Him" for advice, blessings, etc.