Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers)

Tournament details

Host board

/lwa/

Dates

September 27-29, October 4-6 2024

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

/3ds/

Runner-up

/essex/

Third

/offtopic/

Fourth

/pg/

Tournament statistics
Matches
Goals scored	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Red cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)

Akko Stuptor Cup

Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers)

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Info

4CC and /vg/ League are moving PES'. It's the best of both worlds for Akko League V!

*New Managers and Veteran Managers that aren't doing hot encouraged to sign up. If you've got no experience with PES before 19 then you're accepted too.

*Live Management highly encouraged but not required all days. Livmanagers take higher prio if slots fill up. Pastebins also accepted. Autos get lowest prio but can still sign up.

Sign Up with any team you wish. If you do wish to use a 4cc/vgl/vtl (or invitational team that isnt yours) then you should get permission from the respective league first.

16 teams competing in the /vg/ League ruleset. If none is decided then fug guess we'll use whats most up to date and slap it on PES 17 too.

If we don't have enough teams to fill either then fuck i'll think of something expect the page to be changed around if that happens. Check back regularly for updates. To be streamed by streamed by ChickenTendies and whoever wants a go at streaming.

UPDATE 1: It seems /vg/League slots have filled! If we reach 16 /vg/ League Signups then I suppose we can dump the 4CC and just make it purely one league instead of 2. If not then it's the same as above.
UPDATE 2: Looks like we've got 16 teams in the /vg/League Format! Maybe 9 matches a day will happen if we're madlad enough so signups are still accepted though don't be surprised if you don't get in ~~unless we kill /offtopic/~~
UPDATE 3: /fug/ is OUT and /GAR/ is IN. Exports page has been posted! here

Server for organization here

SOFT DEADLINE FOR ALL TEAMS: SEPTEMBER 13TH
PES 17 tools are now out of the oven. It's still a soft deadline. No bonks on the head if you're loaded down with other things, but knowing you're working on your team is appreciated.
AKKOLEL V DRAW: SEPTEMBER 21ST HARD DEADLINE FOR EVERYTHING TACTICAL AND AESTHETIC IS BEFORE THE DRAW AT 12PM ET

/vg/ League Ruleset Signups

/GAR/ Akko is not GAR but she is cute. FroggerP (talk) 1:43, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
/offtopic/ 111 incoming?Cipher (talk) 22:20, 16 June 2024 (UTC)
/essex/ eh? sex? ObamaCare (talk) 16:32, 17 June 2024 (UTC)
/fluff/ Kemonomimi supremacy. Sovlmancer (talk) 07:53, 17 June 2024 (UTC)
/3ds/ In loving memory of the 3DS's online services Metagross01 (talk) 20:17, 17 June 2024 (UTC)
/hi3/ PES is at chaos. It is neither fair nor sensible. It wrongs heroes and breeds scum. It is rife with ugliness without a trace of beauty. The malice of Konami shall be sundered by the gacha. Funpill (talk) 11:58, 20 June 2024 (UTC)
/sdm/ Travel to the moon on a rocket made of wood, sure! You don't need oxygen right? sgbong (talk) 19:45, 20 June 2024 (UTC)
/aoba/ does pes17 offer any aesthetics hacks i wonder... Aoba (talk) 18:41, 21 June 2024 (UTC)
/rancevii/get the dumbshit out of my system before it matters rhs (talk) 20:27, 22 June 2024 (UTC)
/trinity/ Kivotos League is gone for the future so I use this now UiArmpitEnjoyer (talk) 02:59, 29 June 2024 (UTC)
/MRU/ K! A! Y! B! L! I! S! KAYBLIS! Not TADA (talk) 13:51, 01 July 2024 (UTC)
/NND/ We'll be back up by then, surely. Bowling (talk) 17:02, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
/hlm/ get a grip centralnegro (talk) ~~12:06, 17 June 2024 (UTC)~~ 13:59, 7 July 2024
/madness/ Meathooks weren't meant to be used like that Horsbussy (talk) 14:53, 8 July 2024 (UTC)
/pg/ surely scoring isn't that hard on 17 Taba (talk) 02:07, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
/nightcore/ We are so back Svenskii (talk) 19:06, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Format

Sixteen teams will compete on this tournament. The 16 teams will go through 4 rounds of matches in order to determine the 4 teams that will directly advance to a single elimination knockout stage, the 4 teams that will seed the second round of playoffs, and the 8 teams that will take part on the first round of playoffs.

/GAR/
/offtopic/
/essex/
/fluff/

/3ds/
/hi3/
/sdm/
/aoba/

/rancevii/
/trinity/
/MRU/
/NND/

/hlm/
/madness/
/pg/
/nightcore/

Swiss Group

Each round of matches is drawn based on the teams' position in the standings except for the first round, where a live draw will arrange the matches. The group will feature increasingly fairer matches due to each team being paired with teams closer to their own level after each round. If two teams were to be drawn together twice, each one of them will be given a different opponent. The opponent will be the closest team in the standings that is available.

Playoffs

Once the 4 rounds of matches are done, the Top 4 in the standings will seed the knockout bracket, while teams placed 5th to 8th seed the second round of playoffs. The remaining 8 teams placed 9th to 16th will face eachother in the first round of playoffs, in which the winner of each match will face the teams who directly qualified to the second round. Finally, the winner of each second round match will qualify to the knockout stage.

Knockouts

The knockout stage will be composed of 8 teams, 4 that directly qualified from the swiss group and 4 that qualified through playoffs. Each round consists of the usual Quarterfinals, Semifinals, 3rd Place and Final matches.

Tie-breaking

If two or more teams were to have an equal amount of points in the standings at any point of the Swiss Group, the Buscholz Score will be the first stat to be considered for tie-breaking. The Buscholz Score consists on adding the scores of every opponent each team has faced up to that point. The team with the highest Buscholz Score will be considered to be the one that has faced the toughest opposition and will be awarded the highest place in the standings. If the Buscholz Scores are equal, then the usual GD, GF, W and Name tie-breaking format will be used.

Swiss Group

Standings

#	Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	BS	Pts	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4
1.	/madness/	4	4	0	0	9	3	6	24	12	2–1	2–0	2–1	3–1
2.	/fluff/	4	3	0	1	10	5	5	28	9	2–1	3–1	4–0	1–3
3.	/sdm/	4	2	2	0	11	8	3	16	8	3–2	2–2	3–1	3–3
4.	/hlm/	4	2	1	1	9	5	4	30	7	2–0	3–0	1–2	3–3
5.	/NND/	4	2	1	1	7	5	2	24	7	3–0	1–3	2–2	1–0
6.	/MRU/	4	2	1	1	7	6	1	23	7	0–2	3–2	2–2	2–0
7.	/offtopic/	4	1	2	1	18	14	4	18	5	1–2	5–5	6–6	6–1
8.	/pg/	4	1	2	1	10	9	1	18	5	2–2	2–3	4–2	2–2
9.	/essex/	4	1	1	2	5	7	-2	28	4	2–0	0–2	1–3	2–2
10.	/3ds/	4	1	1	2	7	9	-2	26	4	5–2	2–2	0–4	0–1
11.	/aoba/	4	1	1	2	2	4	-2	22	4	1–2	0–0	1–0	0–2
12.	/hi3/	4	1	1	2	12	13	-1	18	4	0–3	5–5	2–4	5–1
13.	/nightcore/	4	0	3	1	9	12	-3	20	3	2–2	0–3	6–6	1–1
14.	/trinity/	4	0	3	1	5	7	-2	10	3	0–2	2–2	2–2	1–1
15.	/rancevii/	4	0	2	2	5	13	-8	16	2	2–5	0–0	2–2	1–6
16.	/GAR/	4	0	1	3	5	11	-6	19	1	2–3	2–2	0–1	1–5

Round 1

27 September 2024	/NND/	3–0	/hi3/
17:00 Note: PES crashed at 62:18	Nico Nico TV 55', 61' I'm L@dy 83'			Akihabara Denki Gai Attendance: 92

27 September 2024	/madness/	2–1	/aoba/
17:40	Hank 6' Deimos 54' Stanford 3', 20'		28' Aoba Suzukaze	Hyperbolic Time Chamber

27 September 2024	/pg/	2–2	/nightcore/
18:20	CHAD THUNDERCOCK 30', 67'		33', 37' 1 2 7 3	Hyperbolic Time Chamber

27 September 2024	/sdm/	3–2	/GAR/
19:00	Basement Dwelling Loli Vampire 16', 89' The Mistress 66'		4' GUTS 18' GARcher	Scarlet Devil Arena

27 September 2024	/essex/	2–0	/trinity/
19:40	DUMBSEX 18' SNEEDSEX 77' SNEEDSEX 31' UOOOOHSEX 49'		44' Cath Palug	Konami Stadium

27 September 2024	/hlm/	2–0	/MRU/
20:20	SWAN GANG 19' BIKER 45+0' MAN, THIS PARTY STINKS 69'		88' Nutella	Hyperbolic Time Chamber

27 September 2024	/rancevii/	2–5	/3ds/
21:00	HYPER WEAPON 5' TOSH 75'		7', 52' MRGRGR 12' A DRAGON NEVER YIELDS 14' THE ULTIMATE EMULATION HANDHELD 71' EUGENICS SIMULATOR	Daistadium Berlin

27 September 2024	/offtopic/	1-2	/fluff/
21:40	Just stop giving a shit lmao 16' Hitler we have a problem 90+4'		3', 74' Fox Wife, Happy Life	The Morning Star

Round 2

28 September 2024	/3ds/	2–2	/sdm/
17:00	MRGRGR 15' A DRAGON NEVER YIELDS 89'		53' The Mistress 62' Basement Dwelling Loli Vampire	Genoclke Stadium

28 September 2024	/NND/	1–3	/fluff/
17:35	DAWNTODAWNTODAWNTO 79'		5', 24', 29' Fox Wife, Happy Life	Akihabara Denki-gai

28 September 2024	/essex/	0–2	/madness/
18:10 Note: /madness/'s Stanford is suspended for this match	WickedSex 71' RETARDSEX 84'		27' The Auditor 90+0' Deimos 21' Grunt	Peach Beach

28 September 2024	/hlm/	3–0	/nightcore/
18:45	JACKET 13', 36', 64'		81' QUEEN CASCADA	Hyperbolic Time Chamber

28 September 2024	/pg/	2–3	/MRU/
19:20	LOOKING COOL JOKER 50' CHAD THUNDERCOCK 86' GET SMOKED 67' CHAD THUNDERCOCK 68'		64', 77' Kay-chan 81' AIYAAAAAAA OF THE ABYSS 50' Tree Fucker 87' Silky Littleleague	Granblue Stadium

28 September 2024	/GAR/	2–2	/trinity/
19:55	GARcher 44' KING OF JOBBERS 2004 86'		45+1' >Gehennoids 67' Hifumi Daisuki	Konami Stadium

28 September 2024	/aoba/	0–0	/rancevii/
20:30				Konami Stadium

28 September 2024	/offtopic/	5–5	/hi3/
21:05	Offtopic Moment 8', 11', 35', 81' clueless(1) 20'		26', 75' ELYSIA IMPACT 45+3', 69' YATTA! 88' BRONYA ONEE-CHAN 66' WEIRD KNOWLEDGE ADDED 84' BRONYA ONEE-CHAN	Digital World

Round 3

29 September 2024	/hlm/	1–2	/madness/
17:00	JACKET 16'		21', 77' HANK 29' Stanford	Pyroland

29 September 2024	/fluff/	4–0	/3ds/
17:35 Note: Fastest red card ever? (00:20)	Red Spider Lily 1' GET IN THE BAG NEBBY 11' Fox Wife, Happy Life 79' Korbo 90+2' Kon-Konsultant 38'		1' THE ULTIMATE EMULATION HANDHELD 15' CIRCLE PAD BREAKER	Arland Republic

29 September 2024	/sdm/	3–1	/essex/
18:10	Basement Dwelling Loli Vampire 56', 88' The Perfect Maid 83' Man-eating T Poser 31'		80' Kimi Raikosex	Scarlet Devil Arena

29 September 2024	/NND/	2–2	/MRU/
18:45	CARAMELLDANSEN 85' LET'S GO! ONMYOUJI! 90+4' Yaranaika 22'		25' K-K-Kamilla 74' Kay-chan 17' Tree Fucker	Akihabara Denki-gai

29 September 2024	/offtopic/	6–6	/nightcore/
19:20	[Terrifying Presence] 11' Schizo Moment 13', 38', 78' Just stop giving a shit lmao 45+3' Offtopic Moment 67' Schizo Moment 26'		22', 33', 37', 75' 1 2 7 3 65' TENSHI<3 73' CAME FOR THE THUMBNAIL BTW	Kirara Fantasia

29 September 2024	/aoba/	1–0	/GAR/
19:55	BEST NPC EVER 90+2'		8' KING OF JOBBERS 2004 67' OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU	Quidditch Field

29 September 2024	/rancevii/	2–2	/trinity/
20:30	TOSH 34' HYPER WEAPON 58'		51' Hifumi Daisuki 57' Azoos 71' Horny AND Stupid	Quidditch Field

29 September 2024	/pg/	4–2	/hi3/
21:05	LOOKING COOL JOKER 10', 87' CHAD THUNDERCOCK 70' NON CANON CHAN 74'		20' ELYSIA IMPACT 28' YATTA!	Hope's Peak Academy

Round 4

4 October 2024	/madness/	3–1	/fluff/
17:00	Hank 10', 45+0', 88' The Auditor 84'		72' The Fluff Ancestor 90+3' Red Spider Lily	Genoclke Stadium

4 October 2024	/sdm/	3–3	/hlm/
17:35	The Mistress 43', 83' Basement Dwelling Loli Vampire 64'		45+1' DO YOU LIKE HURTING OTHER PEOPLE? 81' JACKET 89' MAN, THIS PARTY STINKS	Scarlet Devil Arena

4 October 2024	/3ds/	0–1	/NND/
18:10 Note: /3ds/'s THE ULTIMATE EMULATION HANDHELD is suspended for this match	>N64 REMAKES 9'		62' I'M L@DY 63' DAWNTODAWNTODAWNTO	Toji PVP Arena

4 October 2024	/MRU/	2–0	/aoba/
18:45 Note: /MRU/'s Tree Fucker is suspended for this match	Kay-chan 50', 63'		68' Carl Johnson	Sangvis Ferri HQ

4 October 2024	/GAR/	1–5	/hi3/
19:20	Aniki 9' MANLY TEARS 70'		11', 58' YATTA! 17' WEIRD KNOWLEDGE ADDED 27', 51' ELYSIA IMPACT 24' HAGSEO 66' I'LL GLADLY BECOME A SINNER	Untitled Project Memorial Field

4 October 2024	/offtopic/	6–1	/rancevii/
19:55	clueless(1) 5', 25', 56' Schizo Moment 19', 48' Banned From 110 Invitationals 76' clueless(1) 50' Offtopic Moment 61'		68' TOSH 70' ALL AGES FOX	Toji PVP Arena

4 October 2024	/nightcore/	1–1	/trinity/
20:30	1 2 7 3 21'		64' >Gehennoids	Mijuku Dreamer Stadium

4 October 2024	/pg/	2–2	/essex/
21:05	LOOKING COOL JOKER 57' CHAD THUNDERCOCK 77' NON CANON CHAN 35' SATAN'S SAVING CHRISTMAS 45' BABYBABYBABY 52' NANAKO 88'		40' DUMBSEX 85' WICKEDSEX	Sangvis Ferri HQ

Playoffs

Playoff Round 1

/essex/

2

/nightcore/

1

/hi3/

1

/GAR/

0

/3ds/

6

/trinity/

3

/aoba/

1

/rancevii/

0

Playoff Round 2

/NND/

3

/essex/

4

/pg/

2

/hi3/

0

/MRU/

3

/3ds/

4

/offtopic/

8

/aoba/

2

Playoffs Round 1

5 October 2024	/essex/	2–1	/nightcore/
17:00	Ehh? Cum? 39', 83'		86' Tenshi<3	The Sand Casino

5 October 2024	/hi3/	1–0	/GAR/
17:40	Yatta! 71' Bronya Onee-chan 44'			Virtualspace

5 October 2024	/3ds/	6–3	/trinity/
18:20	Eugenics Simulator 18', 79', 83' A Dragon Never Yields 25' MRGRGR 49' The Ultimate Emulation Handheld 69'		16', 81' >Gehennoids 71' UwU 57' Yuh , 73' Azoos	GenocIke Stadium

5 October 2024	/aoba/	1–0	/rancevii/
19:00	Best NPC Ever 69' Best NPC Ever 67'		44' Who is Ran? 80' Your Turn is Over 83' Takeda Blitz	Quiddich Field Attendance: 109

Playoffs Round 2

5 October 2024	/NND/	3–4	/essex/
19:40	LET'S GO! ONMYOUJI! 20', 69' I'll Miku Miku You 41'		21', 43' Dumbsex 21' UOOOOHsex 84' Ehh? Cum? 76' Ehh? Cum?	Akihabara Denki-gai

5 October 2024	/pg/	2–0	/hi3/
20:20	Chad Thundercock 6', 41' Waifu Image Posting General 38'			Dream's End

5 October 2024	/MRU/	3–4	/3ds/
21:00	Medusa's Onahole 45+1' AIYAAAAAAA of the Abyss 51', 89' 5'11 2' Pregnant Dark Lords 77' Kay-chan 78' K-K-Kamilla 83' Big Kalar Cock 84'		7' Eugenics Simulator 54', 87' A Dragon Never Yields 73' The Ultimate Emulation Handheld	Planeptune Stadium

5 October 2024	/offtopic/	8–2	/aoba/
21:40	Offtopic Moment 9', 45+1' Just stop giving a shit lmao 25', 49' Schizo Moment 40', 84' Saluting Chong 52' Banned From 110 Invitationals 61' Steak 70' clueless (1) 88'		24' Aoba Suzukaze 36' Best NPC Ever 82' Carl Johnson	GenocIke Stadium

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

/madness/

1

/essex/

2

/hlm/

1

/pg/

4

/fluff/

2

/3ds/

5

/sdm/

4

/offtopic/

6

Semi-finals

/essex/

3

/pg/

2

/3ds/

3

/offtopic/

2

Final

/essex/

1

/3ds/

3

Third Place Match

/offtopic/

7

/pg/

3

Quarter Finals

6 October 2024	/madness/	1–2	/essex/
17:00	Hank 41'		8' Kimi Raikosex 39' Dumbsex 8' UOOOOHSEX	Untitled Project Memorial Field Attendance: 105

6 October 2024	/hlm/	1–4	/pg/
17:40	Man, This Party Stinks 28'		37' Non Canon Chan 55' Stinky Neet 68' BABYBABYBABY 90+1' Looking Cool Joker	The Graveyard of Ideas Attendance: 106

6 October 2024	/fluff/	2–5	/3ds/
18:20	The Fluff Ancestor 42', 62' The Weak Should Fear The Strong 70' Korbo 90+3'		21' Too Much Water 63' Hag Love 73' MRGRGR 83', 85' Eugenics Simulator 1' The Ultimate Emulation Handheld 26' >piracy exclusive 51' Eugenics Simulator	Monster Girl Colosseum Attendance: 112

6 October 2024	/sdm/	4–6	/offtopic/
19:00	Basement Dwelling Loli Vampire 11' Gate Sleeper 45+1' The Perfect Maid 64' Patche 80'		33' Just stop giving a shit lmao 52' Schizo Moment 57', 60', 78' Offtopic Moment 72' Banned From 110 Invitationals 76' clueless(1)	Scarlet Devil Mansion Attendance: 124

Semi Finals

6 October 2024	/essex/	3–2	/pg/
19:40	UOOOOHSEX 39' Dumbsex 65' Ehh?Cum? 90+0'		56' Stinky Neet 79' Chad Thundercock 71' Chad Thundercock	The Flight Deck Chest Stadium Attendance: 118

6 October 2024	/3ds/	3–2	/offtopic/
20:20	Lady Palutena's Uprising 8' A Dragon Never Yields 28' Eugenics Simulator 90+1' Is This Gaiden? 34' Eugenics Simulator 75'		34' Banned From 110 Invitationals 38' clueless(1) 70' clueless(1)	The Dungeon Attendance: 117

Third Place Match

6 October 2024	/offtopic/	7–3	/pg/
21:00	Offtopic Moment 8', 23', 45+0' clueless(1) 21' Just stop giving a shit lmao 53' Banned From 110 Invitationals 66' With Jews You Lose 67' clueless(1) 17'		20' BABYBABYBABY 30', 47' Chad Thundercock	The Dungeon Attendance: 111

Final

6 October 2024	/essex/	1–3	/3ds/
21:40	Kimi Raikosex 18' UOOOOHSEX 56'		5', 84' Eugenics Simulator 26' A Dragon Never Yields 13' Nintendo "Anime" Channel 72' Too Much Water	Konami Stadium Attendance: 112

Statistics

Main article: Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers) statistics

Final Rankings

/3ds/
/essex/
/offtopic/
/pg/

/madness/
/sdm/
/fluff/
/hlm/

/NND/
/MRU/
/hi3/
/aoba/

Akko League V: NO W.A.N.G. (Witches Against Nonexistent Goalkeepers)

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Info

/vg/ League Ruleset Signups