Teams sourced from old Wikidot archives (original idea courtesy of GoldenWingman).
/3/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
24
|
|
The Industry
|
|
|
Gratuitous Amazon Warrior
|
|
|
Cinema 4D
|
|
|
Lightwave
|
|
|
>blender
|
|
|
INDUSTRY STANDARDS
|
|
|
Zbrush Demon
|
|
|
Softimage
|
|
|
Utah Teapot
|
7
|
|
Maya
|
10
|
|
3DS Max
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Wendy
|
|
|
MMO ENGINES
|
|
|
Modo
|
|
|
More Blender
|
|
|
Sketchup
|
|
|
lrn2googl
|
|
|
Photoshop Thread
|
|
|
WIPs
|
|
|
t3apots
|
|
|
Polygon Count
|
|
|
Rhino 4.0
|
|
|
Character Designs
|
|
/an/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Creepy Moray Eels
|
|
|
Biscuit
|
|
|
Pet Rock
|
|
|
Bessy
|
|
|
Spongeworld
|
|
|
Sad Rat
|
|
|
Cougars
|
|
|
Brown Recluse
|
|
|
Corgi
|
|
|
Mantis King
|
|
|
Spacebat
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Welsh Snails Snails
|
|
|
Bettas
|
|
|
Pallas Cat
|
|
|
Tits
|
|
|
Red Husky, Would You?
|
|
|
Tibetan Fox
|
|
|
Jumping Spiders
|
|
|
David Attenborough
|
|
|
Greyhound
|
|
|
CAWWW
|
|
|
Manly Crab
|
|
|
Bubba The Iguana
|
|
/cgl/
Bench positions unknown.
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Peacock Feather
|
|
|
Not A Fetish
|
|
|
Pixyteriyaki
|
|
|
Derpy-Chan
|
|
|
Kipi
|
|
|
Photoshop
|
|
|
Lace Monster
|
|
|
Jealous Fatty
|
|
|
100 Dicks
|
|
|
Vendetta
|
|
|
Dramu
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
??
|
Mr. Yan
|
|
??
|
Niggamoon
|
|
??
|
Cottage Cheese
|
|
??
|
Tuna Melt
|
|
??
|
3DPD
|
|
??
|
Crushed Velvet
|
|
??
|
Circlejerk
|
|
??
|
Fakeboi
|
|
??
|
Coscom
|
|
??
|
Burando
|
|
??
|
Sugar Daddy
|
|
??
|
GetAGoddamnWig
|
|
/cm/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Mark
|
|
|
Oyaji Moe~
|
|
|
Hidekaz
|
|
|
Shuu Iwamine
|
|
|
Takashi Natsume
|
|
|
Edward Elric
|
|
|
Kaworu Nagisa
|
|
|
Tieria Erde
|
|
|
Dio Brando
|
|
|
Griffith
|
|
|
Soldier Blue
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Roberto Miura
|
|
|
Eroica
|
|
|
Ichijou
|
|
|
Kotomine Kirei
|
|
|
Shining Saotome
|
|
|
Kaito
|
|
|
Kusuriuri
|
|
|
Peppermint Kisses
|
|
|
Raidou Kuzunoha
|
|
|
Hitoshi-San
|
|
|
Sebastian Michaelis
|
|
|
Date Masamune
|
|
/d/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
11
|
|
Consentacles
|
6
|
|
HSITMPBAMCWTPOP
|
25
|
|
Dmitrys
|
67
|
|
Helpful Femanon
|
5
|
|
Vore
|
43
|
|
NO WESTERN
|
73
|
|
Shitting Dick Nipples
|
23
|
|
Potato House
|
45
|
|
Dracula Penis
|
33
|
|
Melon Fuck
|
3
|
|
Haigure
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
46
|
|
Damn It Naga
|
1
|
|
Thread Hidden Expert
|
26
|
|
Ganguro
|
89
|
|
XXXX Corruptions
|
51
|
|
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
|
72
|
|
Monster Girl Quest
|
4
|
|
4 Leaf Clover
|
7
|
|
Bob Sapp
|
48
|
|
Futaspammer
|
50
|
|
/d/'s 4 Duckgirls
|
52
|
|
BREAK-A-BITCH
|
68
|
|
Zaela
|
|
/f/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Lolicatgirls
|
|
|
Massive Damage
|
|
|
Mormon Jesus
|
|
|
Hellfire
|
|
|
Super Deep Throat
|
|
|
LOOP
|
|
|
WTF.swf
|
|
|
Meet And Fuck
|
|
|
YES YES
|
|
|
DA HOOD
|
|
|
Dancing Street Guys
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Scatman
|
|
|
FearofGod
|
|
|
Gardevoir Paizuri
|
|
|
gnomeparty
|
|
|
Friday At Last
|
|
|
Party Hard
|
|
|
AN EPIC TALE
|
|
|
There She Is
|
|
|
IOSYS
|
|
|
Cory In The House
|
|
|
Nipaa
|
|
|
ZONE
|
|
/gif/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Bump
|
|
|
Notporn
|
|
|
PornDetective
|
|
|
Jigglybutts
|
|
|
Jigglytits
|
|
|
Sexyhorsecock
|
|
|
JapsGonnaJap
|
|
|
Isthisreal?
|
|
|
TakingTheKnot
|
|
|
>GOREANDRAPE
|
|
|
Sauce
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
CAN'TFINDSAUCE!
|
|
|
What'sTheSauce?
|
|
|
Gibe Sauce
|
|
|
Sauce?
|
|
|
Want Sauce
|
|
|
Sauce Where?
|
|
|
Source
|
|
|
Sauce Nao
|
|
|
Sauce Plz
|
|
|
Give Sauce
|
|
|
Saurce
|
|
|
Need Sauce
|
|
/int/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Best Korea
|
|
|
yDNA Haplogroup
|
|
|
Yuropoor
|
|
|
Amerifat
|
|
|
Sudaca
|
|
|
Slav
|
|
|
Serbia YESYESYES
|
|
|
Swinegolian
|
|
|
86 Maradona
|
|
|
>Argentina >white
|
|
|
Putin
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Great Wall of China
|
|
|
Ataturk
|
|
|
Falklands
|
|
|
AmIWhite
|
|
|
Mao Zedong
|
|
|
Meanwhile in X
|
|
|
BRBR
|
|
|
Shah
|
|
|
Tito
|
|
|
Polandball
|
|
|
Stalin
|
|
|
Glorious Nippon
|
|
/lit/
- Positions for ten substitutes unclear: Shakespeare, Deep&Edgy and Raskolnikov were forwards. HAERY POTAH, Huge Orson Welles, Hodor and Quentin were midfielders. Baby Shoes Never Worn, Kindle and Lo-lee-ta were defenders.
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Tao Lin
|
|
|
Albert Camus
|
|
|
Entry Level
|
|
|
TwilLite
|
|
|
David Foster Wallace
|
|
|
James Joyce
|
|
|
No Discernable Talent
|
|
|
Capsguy
|
|
|
Bookface
|
|
|
Nietzsche
|
|
|
Ayn Rand
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Kitzo Hekotormos
|
|
|
Anonymous
|
|
??
|
Lo-lee-ta
|
|
??
|
Kindle
|
|
??
|
Baby Shoes Never Worn
|
|
??
|
Quentin
|
|
??
|
Hodor
|
|
??
|
Huge Orson Welles
|
|
??
|
HAERY POTAH
|
|
??
|
Raskolnikov
|
|
??
|
Deep&Edgy
|
|
??
|
Shakespeare
|
|
/m/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
1
|
|
Eva-01
|
15
|
|
Valkyrie
|
2
|
|
Mazinger Z
|
33
|
|
Gunbuster
|
7
|
|
Ultraman
|
36
|
|
GaoGaiGar
|
9
|
|
Scopedog
|
40
|
|
Kamen Rider
|
6
|
|
Getter Robo
|
3
|
|
Alteisen
|
78
|
|
Gundam RX-78-2
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
13
|
|
Master Asia
|
87
|
|
Chinese Gundam
|
77
|
|
Vintage Gundam
|
10
|
|
Big O
|
5
|
|
Voltron
|
37
|
|
AkaRed
|
11
|
|
Ver.Ka.
|
26
|
|
Megas XLR
|
20
|
|
Strike Freedom
|
66
|
|
Ginguiser
|
69
|
|
E.N.I.S.
|
31
|
|
Daizengar
|
|
/mlp/
>24 players
/mlp/ cheating from day one I presume
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Derpy Hooves
|
|
|
Horsefucker
|
|
|
Fluffy Pone
|
|
|
Black Twilight
|
|
|
Clopfic
|
|
|
Faust
|
|
|
Best Pony
|
|
|
Boop
|
|
|
Fuck Your Marker
|
|
|
>rape
|
|
|
Molestia
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Lifeboat
|
|
|
Bananas
|
|
|
SmileSmileSmile
|
|
|
Futashy
|
|
|
Marshmallow Butthole
|
|
|
Ableist Ponies
|
|
|
Terry
|
|
|
King Zebra
|
|
|
Nathan
|
|
|
Seaty Belt
|
|
|
Pure Pony Pleasure
|
|
|
Applerape
|
|
|
Pony Semen
|
|
/n/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
AIRPORTGENERAL
|
|
|
Francesco Schettino
|
|
|
Bullet Trains
|
|
|
Hipster Fixie
|
|
|
ALLLLL ABOARD
|
|
|
Old Steel 10 Speed
|
|
|
Tite Gapz
|
|
|
F-40PH
|
|
|
Dat Framework
|
|
|
Slam The Stem
|
|
|
I Like Trains
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Dykes on Bikes
|
|
|
Battleships
|
|
|
Randonneuring
|
|
|
Biking Weather
|
|
|
AnybodyLongboard?
|
|
|
>American Transport
|
|
|
Unloved Bicycle
|
|
|
Quality Tyres
|
|
|
Pilots License
|
|
|
GLORIOUS RUSSIAN VEHICLES
|
|
|
Metro
|
|
|
FUCK THE POLICE
|
|
/po/
/po/'s Wikidot page has only two captures, both of which capture the page not existing. Therefore the inaugural /po/ squad is pretty much unknown. This is likely because /po/ lost in the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup preliminary round to /an/ (who had archived pages) and therefore everybody went back to forgetting that /po/ ever existed.
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
??
|
|
X-Acto
|
??
|
|
Big Head Mode
|
??
|
|
21 other players unknown
|
|
/pol/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
JIDF
|
|
|
Alex Jones
|
|
|
Fox News
|
|
|
Ahmadinejad
|
|
|
Breivik
|
|
|
Obongo
|
|
|
Jews
|
|
|
Hitler
|
|
|
Stormfront
|
|
|
Santorum Surge
|
|
|
Doompaul
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Spaghetti Romney
|
|
|
U.S. Veto
|
|
|
FEMA Camp
|
|
|
Liberal Faggots
|
|
|
Moon Base
|
|
|
Muh Dik
|
|
|
Zionism
|
|
|
Feminist Twat
|
|
|
Hayek
|
|
|
Austrian Economics
|
|
|
Freedom Watch
|
|
|
Small Government
|
|
/r9k/
Positions unclear except for goalkeepers. represents defenders, represents midfielders, and represents forwards.
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
mootbloxx
|
|
|
Bearded Vulture
|
|
|
Feminazi
|
|
|
Alan Aardvark
|
|
|
Vyro
|
|
|
Sadfrog
|
|
|
Kissless Virgin
|
|
|
Misogynist
|
|
|
christfag
|
|
|
ROBOT9001
|
|
|
Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
White Knight
|
|
|
BETA AS FUCK
|
|
|
Mental Disorders
|
|
|
Shores
|
|
|
Beaches
|
|
|
A LOT OF DUDES
|
|
|
Forever Alone
|
|
|
Normalfag
|
|
|
Cape&Fedora
|
|
|
Fanny Pack
|
|
|
Greentext
|
|
|
Neckbeard
|
|
/s/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Dat Ass
|
|
|
Sauce
|
|
|
Giant Tits
|
|
|
Chubbie
|
|
|
Landwhale
|
|
|
Pokies
|
|
|
MOAR!
|
|
|
Hairychick
|
|
|
YouLoveYouLose
|
|
|
Preggo
|
|
|
BANNED
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Milf
|
|
|
Fit
|
|
|
Questionable Age
|
|
|
Random Dump
|
|
|
Not /r/
|
|
|
Contribute
|
|
|
Small Tits
|
|
|
Lesbians
|
|
|
Redhead
|
|
|
Retro
|
|
|
Wizardwanda
|
|
|
Shorthair
|
|
/sci/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Stephen Hawking
|
|
|
Eugenics
|
|
|
Putnam Math
|
|
|
300k Starting
|
|
|
>biology >hard science
|
|
|
Deep Sea Bro
|
|
|
Nikola Tesla
|
|
|
Thorium
|
|
|
Magnets
|
|
|
Richard Feynman
|
|
|
Carl Sagan
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
LaTeX
|
|
|
CERN
|
|
|
Internet Philosopher
|
|
|
Agnostic Atheist
|
|
|
Troll Science
|
|
|
Tsoukalos
|
|
|
Evolution
|
|
|
Homo Engineer
|
|
|
>tfwnogf
|
|
|
Transhumanist
|
|
|
Saged Homework
|
|
|
Richard Dawkins
|
|
/soc/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Chubby Girls ITT
|
|
|
Hook Up
|
|
|
Trap
|
|
|
Cuckold
|
|
|
Alpha Male
|
|
|
tinychat.com/SOCSCENE
|
|
|
Vocaroo
|
|
|
Feet
|
|
|
Crush
|
|
|
Time Line
|
|
|
Amazon Wishlist
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
MILF**
|
|
|
Sluttiest Thing I've Ever Done
|
|
|
Tumblr
|
|
|
Rate My Cock
|
|
|
Beta Male
|
|
|
asl
|
|
|
Tits or GTFO
|
|
|
Booty Thread
|
|
|
Circlejerker #2
|
|
|
Circlejerker #1
|
|
|
Find A Fuckbuddy
|
|
|
Ideal Mate
|
|
/toy/
- Positions of eleven substitutes uncertain.
- Defenders were Dull Surprise, Cactus Owl and African Bugman. Midfielders were Blindpack, Hipster Vinyl, Danbo, Tako Luka and Rapedog. Forwards were Domon Kasshu, Cattleya and Drossel.
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
??
|
|
Abuse
|
64
|
|
Destro
|
59
|
|
Ghoulia
|
23
|
|
Screw Holes
|
50
|
|
Nobel Gunpla
|
11
|
|
Madoka Titus
|
82
|
|
Merman
|
84
|
|
Optimus Prime
|
7
|
|
Prof. Layton
|
45
|
|
Matty
|
95
|
|
Woody
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
10
|
|
Hamhands
|
31
|
??
|
Dull Surprise
|
28
|
??
|
Cactus Owl
|
71
|
??
|
African Bugman
|
16
|
??
|
Blindpack
|
58
|
??
|
Hipster Vinyl
|
3
|
??
|
Danbo
|
4
|
??
|
Tako Luka
|
??
|
??
|
Rapedog
|
17
|
??
|
Domon Kasshu
|
5
|
??
|
Cattleya
|
19
|
??
|
Drossel
|
|
/vp/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Gary Oak
|
|
|
Joey's Rattata
|
|
|
52000 Error Code
|
|
|
Stealth Rocks
|
|
|
Serebii.net
|
|
|
>N
|
|
|
>implying owls are birds
|
|
|
IT WAS ZOROARK!
|
|
|
Miror B
|
|
|
Nigger Winner Furthremore
|
|
|
King Isaiah
|
|
|
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Smogon/Karen
|
|
|
Meloettas Delicious Frosting
|
|
|
Catgod
|
|
|
Smugleaf
|
|
|
MissingNo.
|
|
|
Professor Oak Came
|
|
|
TRUMPETS
|
|
|
Jelly Donuts
|
|
|
Bitch Can't Hang
|
|
|
Babos
|
|
|
Tentaquil
|
|
|
Nuzlocke
|
|
/y/
No.
|
Position
|
Player
|
|
|
Bondage General
|
|
|
Starscream
|
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Kyle Hyde
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Alex Mercer
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Kenny
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Dojima
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Footjob Thread
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Uke Spiderman
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Black
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Link
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Delete Your Missfires
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No.
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Position
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Player
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Van
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Blowjobs
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Asami
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Ukitake
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Anal Rape
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Sirius
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Team Fortress
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Transformers
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Hogwarts Thread
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Kawaii Neko ~*~
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Caught in the Act
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Fucktoys
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