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With new beginnings comes new hope. In /3/'s case, new beginnings are an excuse to abandon whatever project you were previously working on. After all, true success comes from the heart rather than from an optimized mesh, a good portfolio, or even the ability to draw. I think we're also here to play soccer or something.
Roster
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Players
History
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup: The Uncanny Valley of Despair
Having come so close to a return to their first Elite cup in years, the t/3/apots received further hope as SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe gained a co-manager in Lambert Phong !!reK8B0SNSO8, as well as a new logo designed by the fans (they really do did exist). They would be drawn into Group H with the croc-hunting /an/, their highly aesthetic rivals in /gd/, plane-crashers /tv/, and >/v/.
With the meme 4-1-5 formation ready to go, /3/ would face /gd/ first and ground out a semen-slurping contest for the majority of the game, only to allow Glitch Art to finally break through /3/'s defense and steal all three points for /gd/. /3/ fans expected another long six month stint during the Summer break, but hope was renewed when /3/ surprised all by beating /an/ 4-1. Having witnessed /v/ being at the wrong end of a 6-1 thrashing to /tv/, there was realistic hope of /3/ actually escaping the burning hell of the Babbies...which didn't last long when /v/ held on for a 3-2 victory.
On the final weekend of the group stages, they would meet /tv/, who were also looking for promotion, and completely shit themselves. For the entire match, /3/ went without a single shot and managed to let /tv/ pepper their goalkeeper with shots (twelve, to be exact), and amazingly, they would come away with PES 15's first 0-0 draw. Nazi Janitor's valiant efforts, which included seven saves, were enough for him to be awarded the Man of the Match. Despite /3/ having played all their games and sitting third, there was a very faint chance of promotion, so long as /tv/ lost by at least two goals while /an/ and /v/ drew.
Unfortunately, a ten man /tv/ would steal a 1-0 victory over /gd/, confining /3/ to another six month break.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: The Last Hurrah, For A While
Not long after the end of the group stage, SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe announced his retirement as /3/'s manager, leaving the team in the hands of Lambert Phong !!reK8B0SNSO8 and expecting her IRL issues to not be of any more inconvenience.
They did.
While questions of her existence were asked, SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe would assure his fans that if nobody else stepped up to manage, he would return for one last shot. With the cup looming, it appeared that /3/ were going to decay once and for all. That was, until the cup attracted the attention of one Kupo !!xx0tfEI+ukQ, who made a thread, then stepped up to get verified with days to spare. With the thread voting for new players, a new, refurbished squad was formed, and Kupo somehow got an export ready.
He sent in an edit.bin file and was never heard from again.
However it happened, /3/ got an export which was rife with meme formations and a lack of medals. While it was fixed/nerfed in time for the cup, /3/'s chances of promoting were virtually in the toilet before they even had a chance to play. It would only get worse as the team would have to play managerless, as well as being stuck in Group H with memesters /s4s/, collectors /toy/, the revived /a/, and the Fetus winners /adv/.
/3/ would take on /s4s/ first, and soon found that repeating integers would be their opponents worst enemy as Quads Only made a number of impressive saves throughout the entire match. /s4s/, however, had other plans, and held on for a 1-0 win. They would find potentially easier opposition in /adv/, but a 2-0 victory to the s/adv/irgins virtually sealed /3/'s fate. After losing 2-0 to /a/ and allowing them to 12 point master race their group, /3/ were relegated, winless, goalless, and were on the cusp of damnation.
However, upon seeing /toy/ needing a necessary victory in their fight for promotion, /3/ decided to go out with a bang. Further aggravated by Kregg's mockery of them, they kicked into gear and stunned the viewers by recording an impressive 3-1 victory, knocking /toy/ out and confining them to the upcoming Fetus cup.
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Revival
Two years after their last official matches and having been left for dead to the point where another team used their goalhorn, /3/ managed to do the unthinkable and revive, updating their squad and getting the board interested enough to merit competition as an autopilot. Due to their long absence, the revived /3/'s first matches were in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, against three red boards, one of them revived after their own long absence and two of them totally new to the cup. They won every single one of those matches, shutting out eventually aborted /aco/ 2-0 and coming back twice from 1-0 down to win 2-1 against /gif/ and /bant/ to easily advance to the Megababby proper. Unfortunately, they struggled to get out of the gate in the first two matches with a 0-0 draw to /out/ and 4-2 loss to eventual finalist /soc/. Their third match, against /r9k/, was a 2-2 draw that just barely kept them alive. /r9k/ eventually beat /out/ on the final matchday, eliminating /3/ before their final match. Despite this, /3/ got their biggest win in three and a half years with a 5-0 demolition of /f/, causing the latter to miss their first elite since 2013 while ending /3/'s first cup in two and a half years on a very high note.
Results
Official Matches
Full history at /3/ Match History
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| February 15, 2019 |  /m/
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 2019 4chan Winter Cup Group D
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| February 17, 2019 |  /pol/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Group D
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4-3 W | No >YOUR< Program Sucks  7', 14'>blender 25'WIP 39'
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| February 23, 2019 |  /tg/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Group D
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6-3 W | >blender 13', 20', 22' WIP 18', 45+1'No >YOUR< Program Sucks 51'
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| March 02, 2019 |  /w/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
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1-0 W | Utah Teapot 50'
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| March 02, 2019 | /pol/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals
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3-1 W | No >YOUR< Program Sucks 3' >blender 48'Utah Teapot 72'
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| March 02, 2019 |  /s4s/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Semi Finals
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2-1 W | >blender 72' Utah Teapot 105+1'
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| March 02, 2019 |  /gd/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Final
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2-3 L | >blender 28' WIP 87'
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Honors
Competition awards
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Runner-up
Cup Finalists Cup: Runner-up
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Runner-up
Auties awards
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: At least you tried
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best New Player Model - WIP
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Biggest Upset
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Biggest Upset
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Most improved team
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Underdog / surprise of the tournament
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Most Exciting Team
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Best New Player Model - WIP progressing to a finished model
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Best Overall Aesthetics
2019 4chan Winter Cup: Best New Player - No YOUR Program Sucks
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