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/a/

/a/non's with his waifu, all's right in the world.

/a/ - Anime & Manga

Founded

August 2011

IRL manager

Kirakino
Jnt

Team colors

Chat color

FF0099
Sakura Pink

Ranking

52 (

2)

Highest rank

1 (August 2011)

Lowest rank

55 (May 2019)

Top scorer

Cowboy Bebop (102)

Top assister

Cowboy Bebop (37)

Captain

Cowboy Bebop

Website

/a/ - Anime & Manga

Nickname

The /a/nons

Home ground

Akihabara Denki Gai

Historic performance

57	18	57			132				43.18%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
272	253	+19

Biggest win
/a/	7–0	/n/
October 28, 2023

Biggest defeat
/a/	0–7	/fit/
August 13, 2016

First match
/mu/	0–2	/a/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	12 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	Champions, 2011 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	12 (First in 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result	4th, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem	The Red Ambassadress
Victory Anthem	Super☆Affection

Goal horn	Colors
Cowboy Bebop Brace	Tank!
Inferno Cop Goalhorn	Die Hollen Porizei
Chinese Electric Batman Goalhorn	Now I've lost it
Bert is a Titan Goalhorn	Guren no Yumiya

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit
Eighth kit

/a/, the winners of the inaugural 2011 4chan Summer Cup, are a mainstay of the 4chan Cup theater and have a loyal following. The team features different anime with each season, though some remain as permanent figures since the beginning of time. /a/ is a very proud board, where shitting on someone's anime taste is generally not a good idea.

Current Export

Autumn Aesthetics
Music Export Winter 2024

Roster

Current Roster

Main Article: /a/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

999

	GK

W I D E F A C E

5

	CB

Smug Anime Face

22

	CB

Inferno Cop

17

	RB

Puffy Vulva

1

	LB

KILL YOURSELF

0

	DMF

Lelouch

8

	CMF

Truck-Kun

9

	AMF

ENTER

10

	SS

PIERCE THE HEAVENS

404

	SS

Yotsuba

11

	CF

COWBOY BEBOP

No.

Position

Player

0

	GK

QUALITY

14

	CB

You're Waifu

666

	CB

Sakurafish

3

	CB

Boku No Pico

17

	RB

Nyanpasu~

IV

	LB

Panzer Vor!

6

	DMF

DESU

67

	DMF

P R O C R E A T E

12

	CMF

Vape Duck

7

	CMF

Bocchi 2 Bocchi

99

	CMF

"THAT"

40

	CMF

I M A G I N E

Former Players

2021 10th Anniversary Roster

Main Article: /a/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

#1

	GK

Accelerator

#shit

	RB

You're Waifu

#145

	CB

I M A G I N E

#6

	CB

Sakurafish

#69

	LB

Boku no Pico

#07

	DMF

Spinzaku

#555

	CMF

King of GETs

#12

	SS

Inferno Cop

#18

	SS

Truck-kun

#404

	SS

Yotsuba

#11

	CF

Cowboy Bebop

No.

Position

Player

#2

	GK

W I D E F A C E

#11

	RB

The Struggler

#14

	LB

Chaika

#sup

	CB

Mugi

#20

	CB

Are you frustrated

#0

	CB

QUALITY

#999

	DMF

"THAT"

#3

	DMF

Smug Anime Face

#8

	CMF

Desu

#4.0

	CMF

Sasuga Anno

#9

	CMF

Chinese Electric Batman

#60

	CMF

Bert is a Titan

Former Players

No.

Position

Player

#xx

	CF

Bert is A Titan

#xx

	CF

GARcher

/fgog/

#xx

	SS

Mugi

#xx

	SS

Fast Wheels

#xx

	SS

Kyon-kun Denwa

#xx

	AMF

Tsubasa Oozora

#xx

	AMF

Gorespammer

#xx

	AMF

Giorgio

#xx

	AMF

Tomoko

/c/

#xx

	CMF

Shimarin

#xx

	CMF

Potatoes

/u/

#xx

	CMF

"That"

#xx

	CMF

KUBOOOOOOOOOOO

#xx

	CMF

NANA WILLS IT

/SGG/

#xx

	CMF

O MY RUBBER NEN

#xx

	CMF

Loli Hitler

#xx

	CMF

Satania-sama

/g/

#xx

	CMF

Luluco

#xx

	CMF

(You)

/llsifg/

#xx

	CMF

Memeboy

#xx

	CMF

IT'S JOKE

/llsifg/

#xx

	CMF

Chaika

/c/

/s4s/

#xx

	CMF

Ren-chon

#xx

	CMF

BATORU

#xx

	CMF

Ryuuko Matoi

/e/

#xx

	CMF

Lain

/soc/

/f/

#xx

	CMF

Evangelion

/w/

#xx

	CMF

Gantz

#xx

	CMF

Ararararagi-kun

/wsg/

#xx

	DMF

Kaban-chan

#xx

	DMF

Kanna

#xx

	DMF

My Wife Aoba

#xx

	DMF

Nice Boat

#xx

	DMF

Papa Bones

#xx

	DMF

YEEART

#xx

	DMF

8man

#xx

	DMF

Kircheis

#xx

	DMF

Yamakan

#xx

	DMF

Slaine Troyard

#xx

	DMF

Best Girl Thread

/c/

#xx

	DMF

Monokuma

/drg/

#xx

	DMF

Grumpy Jii-san

#xx

	DMF

Morning Lezcue

#xx

	DMF

I'm L@dy

#xx

	DMF

SHAFT

#xx

	DMF

Akagi Shigeru

#xx

	DMF

Yunocchi

/c/

No.

Position

Player

#xx

	RB

Sakura Kinomoto

#xx

	RB

Tailred

#xx

	RB

ERU ERUFU

#xx

	RB

Chinese Electric Batman

#xx

	RB

Goku

#xx

	LB

HELLSHAKE YANO

#xx

	LB

Magical Girl (male)

#xx

	CB

Anone Anone

#xx

	CB

KAIJI

#xx

	CB

Keit-Ai

#xx

	CB

Sasuga Diana

#xx

	CB

Jojo

#xx

	CB

Guts

#xx

	CB

Spinzaku

#xx

	CB

UMR

#xx

	CB

Teh Rei

#xx

	CB

One-Punch Man

#xx

	CB

Swagamoto

#xx

	CB

Anno

#xx

	CB

THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD

#xx

	CB

Kamina

#xx

	CB

Kenshiro

#xx

	CB

Kanye-sama

/mu/

#xx

	CB

Spooky Ougi

#xx

	CB

Worst Matsu

/cm/

#xx

	CB

Oyasumi Punpun

#xx

	CB

Bukki

#xx

	CB

Kaiki Best Girl

#xx

	CB

TADA BANRI

#xx

	CB

Guillotine Gorilla

#xx

	CB

>rotoscoping

#xx

	CB

HORA HORA HORA

#xx

	CB

JOHJ

#xx

	CB

Dark Flame Mastah

#xx

	GK

Accel Spammer

#xx

	GK

Onii-sama

#xx

	GK

DATABASE

#xx

	GK

HERO KENZAN

#xx

	GK

Korbo

/c/

#xx

	GK

Wakabayashi

Players with other team logos have transferred.

Team History

Main article: :/a/ History

2019 - present

/a/'s history over the past year and a half has been nothing but a dismal failure. It's so shitty, nothing is worth writing about. The only bit of hope stems from /a/'s wallowing position from the bottom and the only way to go is up, whenever that may be.

Being an Original Sixteen team, /a/ is automatically qualified to participate in the 2021 4chan World Cup. The campaign in this cup was eventful, with /a/ scoring 10 goals including two hat tricks by Cowboy Bebop vs /g/ and /b/. However, all was lost after those two games ended in defeat, rendering Bebop's effort for naught. At least, /a/ finally woke up in the last game vs /pol/ with a BTFO 4-1 performance, which meant almost nothing other than completely avoiding the wooden spoon. In the 10th anniversary of winning the very first cup, it was not meant to be for /a/ to have a chance at a second title this year.

When the normal promotion cycle restored, /a/ played in the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. They even drew their first match against /c/, 2-2, providing a tiny bit of hope that things might not be that bad. Unfortunately, a 2-1 lead against longtime rival /v/ turned into a 2-4 deficit and an eventual 3-4 loss, the first time /v/ defeated /a/ in 10 years. ~~/asp/~~ /pw/ followed that up by handing /a/ a 4-2 defeat, one in which /a/ never held a lead, and /w/ goals on each side of the halftime ensured that /a/ would remain without a lead for the rest of their run as they lost their final match 2-1. Not only did /a/ fail to advance for the fifth time in a row, they also failed to avoid the wooden spoon they had dodged three months prior. Just when it was thought it couldn't get much worse, it somehow did.

Music Corner

Exports

Past 4chan Cup Exports

Autumn 19 Exports

Tactical Export: tacitcal
Aesthetics Export: Now with added portrait
Audio Export: Super playlist for very nice bulk

Spring 19 Exports

Tactical Export: I'm gunna say the "M" word: MYA-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aesthetics Export: 23 boxheads inbound
Audio Export: JIBOON WOAH

Autumn 18 Exports

Tactical Export: just in case
Aesthetics Export: Thick asses
Audio Export: Music (Updated)

Spring 18 Exports

Tactical Export: Spring 18 Tactical Export
Aesthetics Export: Spring 18 Aesthetic Export
Audio Export: Music

Past Friendlies and Invitationals Exports

Winter 18 Friendlies Exports

Tactical Export: [1]

Summer 15 Friendlies Exports

Tactical Export: [2]
Aesthetics Export: [3]

SouC Up Exports

Tactical Export:[4]
Aesthetics Export:[5]

Golden Spoon Cup Exports

Tactical Export: [6]
Aesthetics Export: [7]
Audio Export: [8]

Fakkin Boolsheet 3 Exports

Tactical Export: [9]
Aesthetics Export: [10]
Audio: [11]

Test Cup V16 Exports

Tactical Export: [12]
Audio: [13]

Test Cup V17 Exports

Tactical Export: [14]
Aesthetics Export: [15]
Audio: [16]

Test Cup V19 Exports

Tactical Export: [17]
Aesthetics Export: [18]

Contact Info

We're always looking for people to help us out, don't be afraid to ask if there is anything you can do! See the Contact page if you need to get in touch with the manager or one of the co-managers. Emailing us or messaging us on Skype or IRC would be the best way to do this. If you want to contact us another way, you can try yelling at us on the /vg/ thread. Only one or two of us goes on there though so expect limited activity.

We won't always have a thread up on /a/ so if you want to be kept in the loop, feel free to join the team discord server (yes, I know, discord is cancer). We try to avoid using discord much as it tends to cause circlejerks to develop so there might not be much activity. Just post a complaint or question and we'll get to it eventually.

If you would like us to make a thread so we can talk with the board during the off-season or so you can tell us that we're fucking shit, just ask in an email/skype/discord and we'll make one.

Match History

Main article: :/a/ Match History

Cup records

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	End result	Notes
2011 4chan Summer Cup	8	0	1	Championship	First championship GET
2012 4chan Winter Cup	0	0	2	Loser Rd 1	>can't even win in the loser's bracket
2012 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	1	Group B 3rd	>mfw, 3rd place in group, but still not relegated
2013 4chan Winter Cup	3	0	0	QF	One win and one loss removed due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	QF	Lost to height abuse
2014 4chan Winter Cup	4	2	1	Runner up	>can't win championship despite getting Golden Boot and Golden Glove
2014 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	>tfw, relegation
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	1	1	Group stage	>couldn't even beat /out/
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	2	Group stage	Thanks, Imouto.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	1	Round of 16	Twelve Point Master Race & curse
2016 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	Group stage	>almost won wooden spoon
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group stage	At least, we tried.
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2	0	1	Group stage	We weren't supposed to be here anyways
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group stage	JUST
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	2	0	Qualified	Oh look we're going up
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	0	3	Group stage	>couldn't even win one fucking game
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2	0	1	Qualified	>implying Fetus means anything
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	3	4th Place	>losing on benuldies TWICE
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	1	Group Stage	Fuck you, Keit-ai.
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	3	Group Stage	>losing to an autopilot
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	1	1	Group Stage	>couldn't even advance from fucking qualifiers
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	2	1	Group Stage	>couldn't even beat two autopilots and fucking /bant/
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	1	1	Qualified	>couldn't even beat fucking /bant/.........again
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group Stage	>losing to a Christmas tree
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	0	2	Group Stage	/bant/ was finally beaten, but at what cost?
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group Stage	>King of DERPs
2021 4chan World Cup	1	0	2	Group Stage	>Score 10 goals, but give up 11
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	3	Group Stage	0 fucks given
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	3	Group Stage
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0	0	3	Group Stage	>spooning the fetus
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	Round of 16	Lost vs /co/ in round of 16
2023 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group Stage	Relegated again. Won't forget 2 own goals vs /tv/

Totals

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	Notes
All friendlies	10	1	7	>implying friendlies count

Elite cup matches	24	7	13
Babby cup matches	17	6	27
Babby qualifiers	6	4	5	>ever needing to qualify for the babbies

All cup matches	47	17	45

Goalscoring Statistics

Through 2022 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

Player	Career Goals
Cowboy Bebop	105
Bert Kills Armin	33
Yotsuba	20
Megumin	15
Inferno Cop	12
Mugi	11
Gorespammer	11
Lelouch	8
Truck-kun	8
Captain Tsubasa	5
"That"	3
ENTER	2
Puffy Vulva	2
Meguca	2
Tomoko	2
GARcher	2
Lain	2
DESU	2
UMR	2
SAIDO CHESTO	2
Kaban-chan	1
Teh Rei	1
Evangelion*	1
Gantz*	1
Kamina	1
Giorgio	1
Smug Anime Face	1
Crim	1
Legendary Yamada Tae	1
Kaban-Chan	1
Yamakan	1
Unknown	9
Opponent own goals	3
/a/ total GF:	271

* players from the original Germanbro roster before /a/'s first revision

Rivalries

/sp/ - The /a/sp/ie Derby	By far the biggest rivalry of the 4chan Cup, /a/ and /sp/ have never gotten along. Any cup match featuring these two is marked as "El Classico", and /a/ has been victorious over /sp/ 3 games to none. /a/ did lose a friendly to /sp/, but no one gives a shit about that. Shots are fired among these boards every now and then, as there exists degenerate people who frequent both boards. As a result, the undesirable cancer from each board seeps into the other. Those who remain exclusive to one or the other see the cross posting only to naturally react negatively. This cup only amplifies the rivalry, and it is not necessarily limited to head-to-head competition. The rivalry was most notable in the The Together Forever Curse, where by coincidence both teams seemed to advance or relegate at the same time since the cup's beginnings. However, the curse had long been broken, when /sp/ manages to advance from the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup leaving /a/ behind seething. Nevertheless, the rivalry lived on. Any time /sp/ fails, it is expected for cup threads in /sp/ to be flooded by smug anime faces. Conversely, fans of /a/ are poised to vomit in disgust anytime /sp/ performs well.
3-1-1

/v/ - The "Tsundere Bowl" (a.k.a. "Tsun-derby")	Plenty of /a/nons play vidya, and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu, but every time they get together the two sides want to beat each other into a pulp before admitting to any crossover between their boards.
3-0-0

/b/ - The Old Firm (a.k.a. "Cancer Derby I")	These are two of the oldest boards on 4chan, and with /b/ becoming more cancerous over time after no longer being Anime/Random, /a/ has a bigger hatred for /b/ than most boards.
1-0-3

/jp/ - The True Weeabowl (a.k.a. "2hu Derby")	Several years ago, every /a/ thread was ripe for a hijack about Touhou, so after enough bitching moot decided to exile all the Touhou fans to /jp/. Which side holds the True Weeaboo spirit? The winner of this match gets a dakimakura with character of their choice, courtesy of the losing team, accompanied by a sudden rush of self-loathing.
0-2-2

/out/ - The "Go Outside You Fucking Weeb Bowl" (a.k.a. "Hiki-derby")	Most /a/nons would prefer to never leave to comfort of their home, surrounded by their anime figures and questionable art of pre-pubescent girls. The very concept of /out/ terrifies them and this seems to even affect the seasoned divegrass players of /a/. Every match that /a/ has played against /out/ they have lost and most /a/ managers have given up on trying to beat them because they already know how this will end. Will /a/ ever be able to beat the psychopaths of /out/ and show the superiority of living inside? Probably not, but hey, doesn't hurt to dream.
0-1-3

/u/ - The Sisterlyb Owl	Apparently listed as a rival by /u/, the two cousin boards are fair weather rivals, as a portion of /a/ is actually not all that comfortable with anime lesbians. The only cup match up between the two was back in the 2014 Summer Cup, where the loss contributed to /a/'s relegation for the first time. So, there's that. With /u/'s success in recent years, that only leaves /a/ dreaming of similar successes.
0-0-1

Honors

2011 Summer Cup champions
2014 Winter Cup Runner-up

Team

2011 4chan Summer Cup: Champions
2012 Autism Awareness and Ganon Memorial Cup: Runner-up
2014 4chan Winter Cup: Runner-up
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 4th Place

Individual

2014 4chan Winter Cup

Golden Boot: Bert

Golden Glove: Accelerator

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Golden Boot: Cowboy Bebop

Old Roster Images

2011 Summer Cup
2012 Winter Cup
2012 Summer Cup
2014 Autumn Babby Cup

Video Gallery

Achievements
Elite Cups
Inaugural Champions	Summer Champions 2011 (1st title)	Succeeded by ~~2012 /sp/~~

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+{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name=[[File:bebop_roster.png|30px]] {{tt|COWBOY BEBOP|At his computer}} {{Captain}}}}
+{{sq mid |bg=#FF0099 |fg=#000059}}
+{{sq player |no=0 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=[[File:quality.png|30px]] QUALITY}}
+{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=[[File:waifusmol.png|30px]] {{tt|You're Waifu|A shit!}}}}
+{{sq player |no=666|pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}}|name=[[File:sakurafish2.png|30px]] {{tt|Sakurafish|Every day until you like it}}}}
+{{sq player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=[[File:boku2.png|30px]] {{tt|Boku No Pico|YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}}}}
+{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=[[File:renge.png|30px]] {{tt|Nyanpasu~|にゃんぱすー}}}}
+{{sq player |no=IV |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=[[File:Panzervor.png|30px]] {{tt|Panzer Vor!|Means Panzer Vor!}}}}
+{{sq player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}}|name=[[File:desudesu.png|30px]] {{tt|DESU|DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU}}}}
+{{sq player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name=[[File:abesan.png|30px]] P R O C R E A T E}}
+{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=[[File:vapeduck.png|30px]] {{tt|Vape Duck|Have you ever heard of the Enigmatic Gale?}}}}
+{{sq player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=[[File:bocc.png|30px]] Bocchi 2 Bocchi}}
+{{sq player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=[[File:that.png|30px]] {{tt|"THAT"|It's time to use ''THAT''}}}}
+{{sq player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=[[File:imagine.png|30px]] {{tt|I M A G I N E|145cm, roughly 40kg. Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.}}}}
+{{sq end}}
+===Former Players===
+''2021 10th Anniversary Roster''
+<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
+''Main Article: [[:/a/_Roster|/a/ Roster]].'' <br>
 {{sq start}}
 {{sq start player |no=#1 |pos=GK |name=Accelerator}}
@@ Line 114: / Line 149: @@
 {{sq player |no=#60 |pos=CMF |name=Bert is a Titan}}
 {{sq end}}
+</div> <br>
-===Current Roster===
-<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
-''Main Article: [[/a/_Roster|/a/ Roster]].'' <br>
-{{sq start}}
-{{sq start player |no=#1 |pos=GK |name=Accelerator}}
-{{sq start player |no=#3 |pos=RB |name=Smug Anime Face}}
-{{sq start player |no=#40 |pos=CB |name=I M A G I N E}}
-{{sq start player |no=#43 |pos=CB |name=DESU}}
-{{sq start player |no=#555 |pos=LB |name=King of GETs}}
-{{sq start player |no=#888 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|You can wait a little longer right?|Haruhi rep (will be three different players at least)}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=#IV |pos=CMF |name=Panzer Vor!}}
-{{sq silver player |no=#10 |pos=AMF |name=Inferno Cop}}
-{{sq silver player |no=#9 |pos=SS |name=Truck-kun}}
-{{sq gold player |no=#404 |pos=SS |name=Yotsuba {{Captain}}}}
-{{sq gold player  |no=#11 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Cowboy Bebop|Brought to you by Netflix}}}}
-{{sq mid}}
-{{sq player |no=#2 |pos=GK |name=W I D E F A C E}}
-{{sq player |no=#shit |pos=RB |name=You're Waifu}}
-{{sq player |no=#999 |pos=LB |name=Evolved Snek}}
-{{sq player |no=#0 |pos=CB |name=QUALITY}}
-{{sq player |no=#69 |pos=CB |name=PROCREATE}}
-{{sq player |no=#21 |pos=CB |name={{tt|"THAT"|M-M-MASAKA???}}}}
-{{sq player |no=#777 |pos=DMF |name=Kaiji}}
-{{sq player |no=#06 |pos=DMF |name=Nipah~}}
-{{sq player |no=#23 |pos=CMF |name=Lelouch}}
-{{sq player |no=#666 |pos=CMF |name=KUBOOOOOOO}}
-{{sq player |no=#101 |pos=CMF |name=Meguca}}
-{{sq player |no=#17 |pos=CMF |name=Sakurafish}}
-{{sq end}}
-</div>
-===Former Players===
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
-''Click ->''
+''Former Players''
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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@@ Line 248: / Line 251: @@
 ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000059, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:gadget, sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ff0099;">Team History</span></div>==
-{{main|/a/ History}}
+{{main|:/a/ History}}
 ===2019 - present ===
 /a/'s history over the past year and a half has been nothing but a dismal failure.  It's so shitty, nothing is worth writing about.  The only bit of hope stems from /a/'s wallowing position from the bottom and the only way to go is up, whenever that may be.
-Being an [[Original Sixteen]] team, /a/ is automatically qualified to participate in the [[2021 4chan World Cup]].  The campaign in this cup was eventful, with /a/ scoring 10 goals including two hat tricks by Cowboy Bebop.  However, all was lost those two games having lost both of them rendering Bebop's effort for naught.  At least, /a/ finally woke up in the last game vs /pol/ with a BTFO 4-1 performance, which meant almost nothing other than completely avoiding the wooden spoon.  In the 10th anniversary of winning the very first cup, it was not meant to be for /a/ to have a chance at a second title this year.
+Being an [[Original Sixteen]] team, /a/ is automatically qualified to participate in the [[2021 4chan World Cup]].  The campaign in this cup was eventful, with /a/ scoring 10 goals including two hat tricks by Cowboy Bebop vs /g/ and /b/.  However, all was lost after those two games ended in defeat, rendering Bebop's effort for naught.  At least, /a/ finally woke up in the last game vs /pol/ with a BTFO 4-1 performance, which meant almost nothing other than completely avoiding the wooden spoon.  In the 10th anniversary of winning the very first cup, it was not meant to be for /a/ to have a chance at a second title this year.
+When the normal promotion cycle restored, /a/ played in the [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. They even drew their first match against /c/, 2-2, providing a tiny bit of hope that things might not be that bad. Unfortunately, a 2-1 lead against longtime rival /v/ turned into a 2-4 deficit and an eventual 3-4 loss, the first time /v/ defeated /a/ in 10 years. <s>/asp/</s> /pw/ followed that up by handing /a/ a 4-2 defeat, one in which /a/ never held a lead, and /w/ goals on each side of the halftime ensured that /a/ would remain without a lead for the rest of their run as they lost their final match 2-1. Not only did /a/ fail to advance for the fifth time in a row, they also failed to avoid the wooden spoon they had dodged three months prior. Just when it was thought it couldn't get much worse, it somehow did.
 ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000059, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:gadget, sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ff0099;">Music Corner</span></div>==
-[[Image:anthem a.png|202px|link=https://a.pomf.cat/peyowu.mp3]][[Image:goalhorn a.png|202px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDqRH9VlwE]][[Image:victory a.png|202px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI-AeHFJ_hE]]
+[[Image:anthem a.png|202px|link=https://a.pomf.cat/peyowu.mp3]][[Image:goalhorn a.png|202px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUH9S44D1BM]][[Image:victory a.png|202px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI-AeHFJ_hE]]
 <br>
 [[Image:goalhorn bebeop.png|202px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rVnRwW0h8]][[Image:goalhorn cop.png|202px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUxp4N5YxIE%7C]][[Image:goalhorn kyon.jpg|202px|link=https://a.pomf.cat/xdofxq.mp3]]
@@ Line 386: / Line 391: @@
 ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000059, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:gadget, sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ff0099;">Match History</span></div>==
-{{main|/a/ Match History}}
+{{main|:/a/ Match History}}
 ===Cup records===
-{{/a/record}}
+{{Template:/a/record}}
 ===Totals===
@@ Line 400: / Line 405: @@
 !style="background:#ff0099;color:#ffffff" width=60%| Notes
 |-
-| All friendlies || 9 || 1 || 6 || {{greentext|implying friendlies count}}
+| All friendlies || 10 || 1 || 7 || {{greentext|implying friendlies count}}
 |-
 |colspan=6|
@@ Line 406: / Line 411: @@
 | Elite cup matches || 24 || 7 || 13 ||
 |-
-| Babby cup matches || 16 || 4 || 22 ||
+| Babby cup matches || 17 || 6 || 27 ||
 |-
 | Babby qualifiers || 6 || 4 || 5 || {{greentext|ever needing to qualify for the babbies}}
@@ Line 412: / Line 417: @@
 |colspan=6|
 |-
-| All cup matches || 46 || 15 || 40 ||
+| All cup matches || 47 || 17 || 45 ||
 |}
 ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000059, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:gadget, sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ff0099;">Goalscoring Statistics</span></div>==
-'''Through 2016 Autumn Babby Cup'''
+'''Through 2022 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers'''
 {| class="wikitable"
 |-
@@ Line 423: / Line 428: @@
 |-
 | align=center|Cowboy Bebop
-| align=center|'''74'''
+| align=center|'''105'''
 |-
-| align=center|Bert Kills Armin<br>(Colossal Titan/Bert is a Titan)
+| align=center|{{tt|Bert Kills Armin|Colossal Titan/Bert is a Titan}}
 | align=center|'''33'''
 |-
-| align=center|Megumin
+| align=center|Yotsuba
-| align=center|'''13'''
+| align=center|'''20'''
+|-
+| align=center|{{tt|Megumin|I M A G I N E}}
+| align=center|'''15'''
 |-
-| align=center|Gorespammer<br>(Senjougahara/Best Girl Thread)
+| align=center|Inferno Cop
-| align=center|'''13'''
+| align=center|'''12'''
 |-
 | align=center|Mugi
 | align=center|'''11'''
 |-
-| align=center|Inferno Cop
+| align=center|{{tt|Gorespammer|Senjougahara/Best Girl Thread}}
 | align=center|'''11'''
+|-
+| align=center|Lelouch
+| align=center|'''8'''
+|-
+| align=center|Truck-kun
+| align=center|'''8'''
 |-
 | align=center|Captain Tsubasa
-| align=center|'''6'''
-|-
-| align=center|Lelouch
 | align=center|'''5'''
-|-
-| align=center|Yotsuba
-| align=center|'''4'''
 |-
 | align=center|"That"
 | align=center|'''3'''
+|-
+| align=center|ENTER
+| align=center|'''2'''
+|-
+| align=center|Puffy Vulva
+| align=center|'''2'''
 |-
 | align=center|Meguca
@@ Line 461: / Line 475: @@
 | align=center|'''2'''
 |-
-| align=center|Yamakan
+| align=center|Lain
 | align=center|'''2'''
 |-
-| align=center|Lain
+| align=center|DESU
 | align=center|'''2'''
 |-
 | align=center|UMR
+| align=center|'''2'''
+|-
+| align=center|SAIDO CHESTO
 | align=center|'''2'''
 |-
@@ Line 491: / Line 508: @@
 | align=center|'''1'''
 |-
+| align=center|Crim
+| align=center|'''1'''
+|-
+| align=center|Legendary Yamada Tae
+| align=center|'''1'''
+|-
+| align=center|Kaban-Chan
+| align=center|'''1'''
+|-
+| align=center|Yamakan
+| align=center|'''1'''
+|-
 |-bgcolor="c0c0c0"
 | align=center|Unknown
-| align=center|'''5'''
+| align=center|'''9'''
 |-bgcolor="c0c0c0"
 | align=center|''Opponent own goals''
@@ Line 500: / Line 528: @@
 |-bgcolor="ff0099"
 | align=center|/a/ total GF:
-| align=center|'''184'''
+| align=center|'''271'''
 |}
@@ Line 514: / Line 542: @@
 This cup only amplifies the rivalry, and it is not necessarily limited to head-to-head competition.  The rivalry was most notable in the [[The Together Forever Curse]], where by coincidence both teams seemed to advance or relegate at the same time since the cup's beginnings.  However, the curse had long been broken, when /sp/ manages to advance from the [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] leaving /a/ behind seething.  Nevertheless, the rivalry lived on.  Any time /sp/ fails, it is expected for cup threads in /sp/ to be flooded by smug anime faces.  Conversely, fans of /a/ are poised to vomit in disgust anytime /sp/ performs well.
-|vsrecord    = 3-0-1
+|vsrecord    = 3-1-1
 }}
 {{Rivalry
@@ Line 535: / Line 563: @@
 |rivalryname = The True Weeabowl <br>(a.k.a. "2hu Derby")
 |description = Several years ago, every /a/ thread was ripe for a hijack about Touhou, so after enough bitching moot decided to exile all the Touhou fans to /jp/. Which side holds the True Weeaboo spirit? The winner of this match gets a ''dakimakura'' with character of their choice, courtesy of the losing team, accompanied by a sudden rush of self-loathing.
-|vsrecord    = 0-1-2
+|vsrecord    = 0-2-2
 }}
 {{Rivalry
@@ Line 581: / Line 609: @@
 ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #000059, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:gadget, sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ff0099;">Video Gallery</span></div>==
-* [http://www.novamov.com/video/3i3n2qbunvtmf 2012 4chan Summer Cup: /m/ vs /a/]
 * [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14a5ey_2012-a-vs-v_videogames 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies: /a/ vs /v/]
 * [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bzs42_2012-4chan-autumn-babby-cup-friendlies-vp-vs-a_videogames 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies: /vp/ vs /a/]
@@ Line 602: / Line 629: @@
 [[Category:Official teams|a]]
+[[Category:Original Sixteen|a]]
 [[Category:Summer Cup Champions|a]]

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