/a/ Roster

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Current Roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
CF	11	Cowboy Bebop		Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.	179
AMF	4	Yotsuba		/a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.	179
CMF	10	Truck-kun		Bringing a whole new meaning to the term, "murderball"	189
RB	13	You're Waifu		Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.	185
CMF	17	SAIDO CHESTO	[[File:|200px|link=]]	Silverman Gyms goofy faced absolute unit of a gym coach is taking time off of flexing in the gym and will now be flexing his muscles on the pitch as one of /a/'s rising star players. The testosterone emitted from this god of a man should be enough to take on all who face him, he will teach the opposition the correct way to body build and tell them to always remember, NICE BULK	189
DMF	19	PROCREATE		Since Abe's message didn't really get across, he looks to subliminally convince your team to spawn offspring in order to achieve his goal, whether or not it works on the /a/ team as well is yet to be seen, all we can say is nobody is safe from Abe's message.	180
RB	3	I M A G I N E		>145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..	176
CB	2	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.	185
CB	27	Smug Anime Face		The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.	185
LB	00	Sakurafish		She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.	185
GK	12	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.	189

Bench

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
LB	55	King of Gets		After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.	180
SS	22	Lelouch		After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown.	180
DMF	20	Senpai of the Pool	[[File:|200px|link=]]	Oh glorious senpai of the pool, will you show /a/ the way to victory in virtual divegrass?	185
DMF	23	'Kyon-kun Denwa'		It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.	175
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DMF	69	Semen Demon		Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.	180
CB	9	LEGEDARY Yamada Tae		Living (kind of) in the tourist devoid city of Saga, this LEGENDARY zombie has little known about her roots, all that we do know is that she is THE DENSETSOU NO YAMADA TAE, Named Number 0 of Franchouchou, a group of recently awakened deceased girls bounded together to use music to save Saga. Tae's appeal comes from the fact she is the only one of the 7 zombies to not have awoken, none-the-less, she doesn't need to wake up to become a legend.	185
RB	66	Inferno Cop		Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.	176
CB	18	Meguca		Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...	175
DMF	19	It Just Works		ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE I'll EXPLAIN IT! HE ERASES TIME! WHEN HE ERASES TIME STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT! BUT HE HAS EPITAPH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS HE ERASES TIME! HE ERASES TIME SO NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM! STUFF STILL HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE! THEY'RE ALL CONFUSED WHEN HE ERASES TIME SO HE HAS TIME TO DO THINGS! IT MAKES SENSE! KING CRIMSON WORKS! IT JUST WORKS! UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT PLEASE!	180
CB	14	Super Senko Time	[[File:|200px|link=]]	The cute and fluffy fox lolibaba wife who will pamper the team so they are in peak condition for the games.	180
GK	5	Accelerator		Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.	189