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=Current Roster=
=Current Roster=
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Cowboy Bebop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Cowboy Bebop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:aFaceCowboyBebop.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Bebop.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Longtime veteran of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Yotsuba'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:Yotsuba.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"| '''Bert Is A Titan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Truck-kun'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:aFaceBertIsATitan.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Truckkun.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Bringing a whole new meaning to the term, "murderball"
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''You're Waifu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Youarewaifu.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Mugi'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''SAIDO CHESTO'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:aFaceMugi.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Since the rejection of her demand for "more beatz" by her bandmates, Mugi has moved on from the world of light music and moeblobbery to the world of football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Silverman Gyms goofy faced absolute unit of a gym coach is taking time off of flexing in the gym and will now be flexing his muscles on the pitch as one of /a/'s rising star players.  The testosterone emitted from this god of a man should be enough to take on all who face him, he will teach the opposition the correct way to body build and tell them to always remember, NICE BULK
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''PROCREATE'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:abesama.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Since Abe's message didn't really get across, he looks to subliminally convince your team to spawn offspring in order to achieve his goal, whether or not it works on the /a/ team as well is yet to be seen, all we can say is nobody is safe from Abe's message.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''I M A G I N E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boku.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|145cm}} {{greentext|roughly 40kg}} Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Inferno Cop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Smug Anime Face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:aFaceInfernoCop.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Smugface.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. With his recent promotion to gold, he aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Sakurafish'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sakurafish.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Papa Bones'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:W_I_D_E.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A man of many names, top-tier spellcaster and aspiring ruler of the world, he aims to create an unstoppable duo with fellow skeleton Inferno Cop.  His opponents will also need to watch out for all the over-powered psycho women that are after his dick.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
==Starters==
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Teh Rei'''
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:AFaceTehRei.png|100px|link=]]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Despite empirically sucking, Teh Rei is a long-standing member of /a/'s team and is a crucial player when it comes to keeping the midfield safe with her AT Field.  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Adlet Meyer: the strongest man in the world, an excellent Clue player, a cunning trickster and also an out of control idiot. Did he mention he's the strongest man in the world? He tends to do that. A lot.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:AFaceKingOfGets.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KingOfGets.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|{{Position|SS}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Chaika'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Lelouch'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Lelouch.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Chaika, player! Very strong! Stop strikers! Front page, always!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Anno'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:AFaceAnno.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Known as "The Master," Anno lends /a/ his experience in how to be successful and win a place in cup history. Hopefully he leaves out the "pissing off your own fanbase" part.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ＪｏＪｏ'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Senpai of the Pool'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:AFaceJojo.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 啊! ｃｏｍｅ  ｆｒｏｍ  ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ  ｔｏｗｎ  ｏｆ  Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ  ｅｎｅｍｙ  ｇｅｔ  ａ  ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ  ｓｏ  ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh glorious senpai of the pool, will you show /a/ the way to victory in virtual divegrass?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''Kyon-kun Denwa''''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:aFaceAccelerator.png|100px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:THAT.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping, and it seems to be going well given his performance in the 2014 Winter Cup, shutting down /mlp/, /sp/ and /toy/'s attacks in series before faltering in front of /trv/ and tallying a total of 16 saves in spite of his complete absence in the preliminaries. The last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Onii-sama'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''MYA-NEE'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Myanee.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tatsuya may look like a filthy Weed on the outside, but he is actually the Alpha and Omega, the Messiah, the one and only Onii-sama. He shall use his divine abilities to be /a/'s savior and earn them easy victories whenever his little sister Miyuki wants to preach his Holy Words.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Semen Demon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SemenDemon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''LEGEDARY Yamada Tae'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Yamadatae.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Living (kind of) in the tourist devoid city of Saga, this LEGENDARY zombie has little known about her roots, all that we do know is that she is THE DENSETSOU NO YAMADA TAE, Named Number 0 of Franchouchou, a group of recently awakened deceased girls bounded together to use music to save Saga. Tae's appeal comes from the fact she is the only one of the 7 zombies to not have awoken, none-the-less, she doesn't need to wake up to become a legend.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''YEEART'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Inferno Cop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Inferno.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu. You may now recite your haiku, filthy enemy ninja. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAART!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''One Punch Man'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Meguca.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| One of /a/'s former goal keepers, he has been reassigned as a CB since he needed to perform more heroic acts to build up his rep and keep his hero license. An almost unsurmountable wall in the defense, Saitama shall keep /a/ safe for as long as he needs to.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''UMR'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''It Just Works'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Crimson.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After hearing that cup winners receive a lifetime supply of cola and new game consoles, this infamous little hamster donned her UMR mask and set out to bring /a/ glory once more. Greatly looks forward to matches against /v/ and /sp/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE I'll EXPLAIN IT! HE ERASES TIME! WHEN HE ERASES TIME STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT! BUT HE HAS EPITAPH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS HE ERASES TIME! HE ERASES TIME SO NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM! STUFF STILL HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE! THEY'RE ALL CONFUSED WHEN HE ERASES TIME SO HE HAS TIME TO DO THINGS! IT MAKES SENSE! KING CRIMSON WORKS! IT JUST WORKS! UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT PLEASE!
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"| '''Super Senko Time'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The cute and fluffy fox lolibaba wife who will pamper the team so they are in peak condition for the games.
 
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Accelerator.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Ren-chon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After playing in a nearly legendary campaign in Winter 2014, Ren-chon (originally Renge-chon)decided to take a little break, but is now ready for a repeat of /a/'s success with her nyanpassus.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''8man'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After previously underwhelming performances, 8man returns to the fray in search of something genuine, making sure to always achieve the best possible results - even if it means playing the villain every now and then. It's all part of his plan, trust me.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Semen Demon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
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==Bench==
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[[Category:Official team rosters|a]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|a]]

Revision as of 14:59, 15 September 2019

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Current Roster

Starters


Pos. No. Name Face Description Height
  CF
11 Cowboy Bebop Bebop.jpg Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. 179
  AMF
4 Yotsuba Yotsuba.jpg /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. 179
  CMF
10 Truck-kun Truckkun.png Bringing a whole new meaning to the term, "murderball" 189
  RB
13 You're Waifu Youarewaifu.png Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. 185
  CMF
17 SAIDO CHESTO [[File:|200px|link=]] Silverman Gyms goofy faced absolute unit of a gym coach is taking time off of flexing in the gym and will now be flexing his muscles on the pitch as one of /a/'s rising star players. The testosterone emitted from this god of a man should be enough to take on all who face him, he will teach the opposition the correct way to body build and tell them to always remember, NICE BULK 189
  DMF
19 PROCREATE Abesama.jpg Since Abe's message didn't really get across, he looks to subliminally convince your team to spawn offspring in order to achieve his goal, whether or not it works on the /a/ team as well is yet to be seen, all we can say is nobody is safe from Abe's message. 180
  RB
3 I M A G I N E Boku.jpg >145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.. 176
  CB
2 QUALITY QUALITY.jpg QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. 185
  CB
27 Smug Anime Face Smugface.jpg The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. 185
  LB
00 Sakurafish Sakurafish.jpg She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it. 185
  GK
12 W I D E F A C E W I D E.jpg If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. 189

Bench


Pos. No. Name Face Description Height
  LB
55 King of Gets KingOfGets.jpg After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. 180
  SS
22 Lelouch Lelouch.jpg After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown. 180
  DMF
20 Senpai of the Pool [[File:|200px|link=]] Oh glorious senpai of the pool, will you show /a/ the way to victory in virtual divegrass? 185
  DMF
23 'Kyon-kun Denwa' THAT.jpg It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. 175
  LB
8 MYA-NEE Myanee.png MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE 180
  DMF
69 Semen Demon SemenDemon.jpg Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. 180
  CB
9 LEGEDARY Yamada Tae Yamadatae.png Living (kind of) in the tourist devoid city of Saga, this LEGENDARY zombie has little known about her roots, all that we do know is that she is THE DENSETSOU NO YAMADA TAE, Named Number 0 of Franchouchou, a group of recently awakened deceased girls bounded together to use music to save Saga. Tae's appeal comes from the fact she is the only one of the 7 zombies to not have awoken, none-the-less, she doesn't need to wake up to become a legend. 185
  RB
66 Inferno Cop Inferno.jpg Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. 176
  CB
18 Meguca Meguca.jpg Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... 175
  DMF
19 It Just Works Crimson.png ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE I'll EXPLAIN IT! HE ERASES TIME! WHEN HE ERASES TIME STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT! BUT HE HAS EPITAPH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS HE ERASES TIME! HE ERASES TIME SO NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM! STUFF STILL HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE! THEY'RE ALL CONFUSED WHEN HE ERASES TIME SO HE HAS TIME TO DO THINGS! IT MAKES SENSE! KING CRIMSON WORKS! IT JUST WORKS! UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT PLEASE! 180
  CB
14 Super Senko Time [[File:|200px|link=]] The cute and fluffy fox lolibaba wife who will pamper the team so they are in peak condition for the games. 180
  GK
5 Accelerator Accelerator.jpg Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. 189
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