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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Inferno.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:Inferno.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 24 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 24 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Mugi''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Mugi''' | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Chaika''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Chaika!.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Chaika, player! Very strong! Score Goal! Front page, always! Yes, Chaika! | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''One Punch Man''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:OPM.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Formerly hanging out in the backline, Saitama has been promoted to a Rank CMF Hero and is looking to punch in a few goals. Saitama is committed to a year long service on the /a/ squad. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 181 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Meguca''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Meguca.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Meguca.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 55 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''King of Gets''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KingOfGets.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:KingOfGets.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 60 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''JoJo''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''JoJo''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Jojo.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Jojo.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 啊! come from beautiful town of Duwang。Joestar 約瑟夫 is /動漫Japan/ team, make enemy get a feeling so complicated。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 啊! come from beautiful town of Duwang。Joestar 約瑟夫 is /動漫Japan/ team, make enemy get a feeling so complicated。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Keit-Ai''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A boy falls in love with a girl. | |||
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. | |||
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. | |||
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Accelerator''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Accelerator.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Accelerator.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 189 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 189 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 83 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''UMR''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:UMR.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After hearing that cup winners receive a lifetime supply of cola and new game consoles, this infamous little hamster donned her UMR mask and set out to bring /a/ glory once more. Greatly looks forward to matches against /v/ and /sp/. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 00 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''''That'''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 69 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Semen Demon''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SemenDemon.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 165 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Teh Rei''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:TehRei.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Despite being empirically shit, Teh Rei is a long-standing member of /a/'s team and is a crucial player when it comes to keeping the midfield safe with her AT Field. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 170 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 26 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Giorgio''' | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Dragon Slayer and leader of pop idol group Sekkou Boys, St. Giorgio makes his debut on the divegrass pitch to promote a sense of A E S T H E T I C S and to sell stomach medicine. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 175 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Ararararagi-kun''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sorry, I bit my tongue (actually I did it on purpose.) Koyomi uses his vampiric strength and love of oral hygiene to defeat his opponents on the pitch. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 175 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Guts''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup at fullback. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boku no Pico''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Boku.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''QUALITY''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]] | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:QUALITY.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Spooky Ougi''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You have been visited by the SPOOKY OUGI OF CUTE. RNGsus and clean sheets will come to you, but only if you post "Thank you, Spooky Ougi!" on this page. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Worst Matsu''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| TOTTY A SHIT | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 185 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7 | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''' | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''W I D E F A C E''' | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File: | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:W_I_D_E.jpg|200px|link=]] | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | ||
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==Bench== | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:TSMITW.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Adlet Meyer: the strongest man in the world, an excellent Clue player, a cunning trickster and also an out of control idiot. Did he mention he's the strongest man in the world? He tends to do that. A lot. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 28 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Onii-sama''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Onii.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Tatsuya may look like a filthy Weed on the outside, but he is actually the Alpha and Omega, the Messiah, the one and only Onii-sama. He shall use his divine abilities to be /a/'s savior and earn them easy victories whenever his little sister Miyuki wants to preach his Holy Words. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 14 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Anno''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Anno.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Known as "The Master," Anno lends /a/ his experience in how to be successful and win a place in cup history. Hopefully he leaves out the "pissing off your own fanbase" part. | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 180 | |||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 24 | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''YEEART''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:YEEART.jpg|200px|link=]] | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu. You may now recite your haiku, filthy enemy ninja. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAART! | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 187 | |||
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==Sacked== | |||
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[[Category:Official team rosters|a]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|a]] |
Revision as of 05:53, 14 March 2016
Current Roster
Starters
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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8 | Bert Is A Titan | Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. | 189 | |||
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10 | Cowboy Bebop | Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. | 179 | |||
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66 | Inferno Cop | Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | 179 | |||
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24 | Mugi | Tsumugi has made the unlikely transition from the world of light music and moeblobbery into the world of football. Despite persistent claims that she "doesn't fuck niggers", Mugi is frequently spotted being escorted by famous musicians and athletes of African descent. 'Sup Mugi? | 189 | |||
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4 | Chaika | Chaika, player! Very strong! Score Goal! Front page, always! Yes, Chaika! | 180 | |||
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1 | One Punch Man | Formerly hanging out in the backline, Saitama has been promoted to a Rank CMF Hero and is looking to punch in a few goals. Saitama is committed to a year long service on the /a/ squad. | 181 | |||
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6 | Meguca | Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... | 181 | |||
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55 | King of Gets | After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | 180 | |||
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60 | JoJo | 啊! come from beautiful town of Duwang。Joestar 約瑟夫 is /動漫Japan/ team, make enemy get a feeling so complicated。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | 187 | |||
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9 | Keit-Ai | A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE. |
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5 | Accelerator | Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 |
Bench
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83 | UMR | After hearing that cup winners receive a lifetime supply of cola and new game consoles, this infamous little hamster donned her UMR mask and set out to bring /a/ glory once more. Greatly looks forward to matches against /v/ and /sp/. | 180 | |||
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00 | 'That' | It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. | 180 | |||
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69 | Semen Demon | Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. | 165 | |||
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17 | Teh Rei | Despite being empirically shit, Teh Rei is a long-standing member of /a/'s team and is a crucial player when it comes to keeping the midfield safe with her AT Field. | 170 | |||
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26 | Giorgio | Dragon Slayer and leader of pop idol group Sekkou Boys, St. Giorgio makes his debut on the divegrass pitch to promote a sense of A E S T H E T I C S and to sell stomach medicine. | 175 | |||
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17 | Ararararagi-kun | Sorry, I bit my tongue (actually I did it on purpose.) Koyomi uses his vampiric strength and love of oral hygiene to defeat his opponents on the pitch. | 175 | |||
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8 | Guts | After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup at fullback. | 180 | |||
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8 | Boku no Pico | A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 180 | |||
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3 | QUALITY | QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | 185 | |||
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17 | Spooky Ougi | You have been visited by the SPOOKY OUGI OF CUTE. RNGsus and clean sheets will come to you, but only if you post "Thank you, Spooky Ougi!" on this page. | 185 | |||
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10 | Worst Matsu | TOTTY A SHIT | 185 | |||
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7 | W I D E F A C E | If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. | 180 |
Sacked
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32 | Papa Bones | A man of many names, top-tier spellcaster and aspiring ruler of the world, he aims to create an unstoppable duo with fellow skeleton Inferno Cop. His opponents will also need to watch out for all the over-powered psycho women that are after his dick. | 170 | |||
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10 | 8man | After previously underwhelming performances, 8man returns to the fray in search of something genuine, making sure to always achieve the best possible results - even if it means playing the villain every now and then. It's all part of his plan, trust me. | 185 | |||
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12 | Ren-chon | After playing in a nearly legendary campaign in Winter 2014, Ren-chon (originally Renge-chon)decided to take a little break, but is now ready for a repeat of /a/'s success with her nyanpassus. | 170 | |||
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5 | THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD | Adlet Meyer: the strongest man in the world, an excellent Clue player, a cunning trickster and also an out of control idiot. Did he mention he's the strongest man in the world? He tends to do that. A lot. | 187 | |||
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28 | Onii-sama | Tatsuya may look like a filthy Weed on the outside, but he is actually the Alpha and Omega, the Messiah, the one and only Onii-sama. He shall use his divine abilities to be /a/'s savior and earn them easy victories whenever his little sister Miyuki wants to preach his Holy Words. | 180 | |||
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14 | Anno | Known as "The Master," Anno lends /a/ his experience in how to be successful and win a place in cup history. Hopefully he leaves out the "pissing off your own fanbase" part. | 180 | |||
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24 | YEEART | DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu. You may now recite your haiku, filthy enemy ninja. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAART! | 187 |