/a/ Roster

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Current Roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
SS	8	Bert Is A Titan		Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories.	189
SS	10	Cowboy Bebop		Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.	179
CF	66	Inferno Cop		Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.	179
DMF	24	Mugi		Tsumugi has made the unlikely transition from the world of light music and moeblobbery into the world of football. Despite persistent claims that she "doesn't fuck niggers", Mugi is frequently spotted being escorted by famous musicians and athletes of African descent. 'Sup Mugi?	189
CMF	4	Yotsuba		/a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.	180
CMF	1	(You)		Some Idols participate in the most unlikely events in order to gain popularity, and Watanabe You is one of them, prompting the fans to shout "I want to fuck You" every time she's on the pitch.	181
RB	6	Meguca		Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...	181
LB	55	King of Gets		After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.	180
CB	60	ＪｏＪｏ		啊! ｃｏｍｅ  ｆｒｏｍ  ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ  ｔｏｗｎ  ｏｆ  Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ  ｅｎｅｍｙ  ｇｅｔ  ａ  ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ  ｓｏ  ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。	187
CMF	9	You're Waifu		Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective.	187
GK	5	Accelerator		Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.	189

Bench

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
CMF	83	Memeboy		The /a/ divegrass team is no stranger to despair and suffering, so naturally Natsuki Toyota's inclusion was just a matter of time. Hopefully, Misubishi's performance on the pitch will be the successful loop after failing miserably at least 100 times during testing. His nameless blue-haired fangirl comments: "Oh Memeboy, you're so m e m e y."	180
SS	00	'That'		It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.	180
RB	69	Semen Demon		Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.	165
CMF	17	Luluco		A member of the Space Patrol, Luluco was forced to join the team as her newest task, all in order to save her dad. When interviewed about her new home, she only said one thing: "This place sucks!"	170
DMF	26	My Wife Aoba		This is my cute hot loli wife Aoba. I have given her a spot on the team through my influence so she gets more motivated when we're consummating our marriage.	175
CB	17	Smug Anime Face		The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.	175
CB	8	Guts		After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup. Unfortunately, the absolute state of his 2016 anime has given him even more reasons to suffer. Fun fact: the Dragon Slayer was actually forged from 1000 frying pans.	180
LB	8	Boku no Pico		A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO	180
CB	3	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.	185
CMF	17	Megumin		Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the enemy strikers away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it.	185
CB	10	Spinzaku		One of /a/'s oldest players who had been retired for years, Spinzaku makes a return to protect /a/ from enemy strikers with his invincible kick.	185
GK	7	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.	180

Sacked

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
DMF	32	Papa Bones		A man of many names, top-tier spellcaster and aspiring ruler of the world, he aims to create an unstoppable duo with fellow skeleton Inferno Cop. His opponents will also need to watch out for all the over-powered psycho women that are after his dick.	170
DMF	10	8man		After previously underwhelming performances, 8man returns to the fray in search of something genuine, making sure to always achieve the best possible results - even if it means playing the villain every now and then. It's all part of his plan, trust me.	185
CMF	12	Ren-chon		After playing in a nearly legendary campaign in Winter 2014, Ren-chon (originally Renge-chon)decided to take a little break, but is now ready for a repeat of /a/'s success with her nyanpassus.	170
CB	5	THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD		Adlet Meyer: the strongest man in the world, an excellent Clue player, a cunning trickster and also an out of control idiot. Did he mention he's the strongest man in the world? He tends to do that. A lot.	187
GK	28	Onii-sama		Tatsuya may look like a filthy Weed on the outside, but he is actually the Alpha and Omega, the Messiah, the one and only Onii-sama. He shall use his divine abilities to be /a/'s savior and earn them easy victories whenever his little sister Miyuki wants to preach his Holy Words.	180
CB	14	Anno		Known as "The Master," Anno lends /a/ his experience in how to be successful and win a place in cup history. Hopefully he leaves out the "pissing off your own fanbase" part.	180
CB	24	YEEART		DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu. You may now recite your haiku, filthy enemy ninja. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAART!	187