Pos.
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No.
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Name
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Face
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Description
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Height
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55
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King of Gets
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After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
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180
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13
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You're Waifu
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Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.
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185
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20
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Sakura Kinomoto
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When word came that one of the missing Clow Cards was located on the pitch, the well-loved and adorable Cardcaptor Sakura signed up with the intention of sealing it, however we are sure that we could use her and her Sealing Wand for some tactical advantage too.
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185
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23
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'That'
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It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
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175
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8
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Kyon-kun Denwa
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Every /a/non has asked the same question at some point: Why does she sit like that? Never mind that the answer is obvious and always the same, some things simply must be done. Hopefully, this leaves the opponent floundering as they ponder about such a question. Whatever happens, there will be hurt butts after a match ends.
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180
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69
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Semen Demon
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Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
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180
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9
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Kaban-chan
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After exploring and saving Japari Park from certain doom, Kaban-chan ventures out to a whole new Area - the pitch - where she may once again help out her friends - the /a/ team - with clever ideas.
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185
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3
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Boku no Pico
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A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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176
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18
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Meguca
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Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
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175
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19
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Poputepipiku
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When hard times are upon the team, how better to react than with an incredibly aggrivated kuso character. Popuko is sure to threaten the opponents into a loss with her quick anger snaps. Pipimi has been recruited as a coach to make sure things don't get too out of hand.
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180
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14
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Keit-Ai
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A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
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180
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12
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W I D E F A C E
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If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.
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189
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