Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Face
|
Description
|
Height
|
|
55
|
King of Gets
|
|
After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
|
180
|
|
13
|
You're Waifu
|
[[File:|200px|link=]]
|
Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.
|
185
|
|
20
|
Super Strong Bocchi
|
[[File:|200px|link=]]
|
This shy, lonely little Hitoribocchi has found her inner strength. /a/ hopes to have their little loner's new found strength on the team since she showed up to team tryouts looking like she'd been lifting for years saying "a part of me seems a lot stronger today".
|
185
|
|
23
|
'That'
|
|
It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
|
175
|
|
8
|
MYA-NEE
|
[[File:|200px|link=]]
|
MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE MYA-NEE
|
180
|
|
69
|
Semen Demon
|
|
Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.
|
180
|
|
9
|
LEGEDARY Yamada Tae
|
[[File:|200px|link=]]
|
Living (kind of) in the tourist devoid city of Saga, this LEGENDARY zombie has little known about her roots, all that we do know is that she is THE DENSETSOU NO YAMADA TAE, Named Number 6 of Franchouchou, a group of recently awakened deceased girls bounded together to use music to save Saga. Tae's appeal comes from the fact she is the only one of the 7 zombies to not have awoken, none-the-less, she doesn't need to wake up to become a legend.
|
185
|
|
66
|
Inferno Cop
|
|
Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
|
176
|
|
18
|
Meguca
|
|
Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
|
175
|
|
19
|
It Just Works
|
[[File:|200px|link=]]
|
ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE I'll EXPLAIN IT! HE ERASES TIME! WHEN HE ERASES TIME STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT! BUT HE HAS EPITAPH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS HE ERASES TIME! HE ERASES TIME SO NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM! STUFF STILL HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ELSE! THEY'RE ALL CONFUSED WHEN HE ERASES TIME SO HE HAS TIME TO DO THINGS! IT MAKES SENSE! KING CRIMSON WORKS! IT JUST WORKS! UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT PLEASE!
|
180
|
|
14
|
Subject F
|
[[File:|200px|link=]]
|
|
180
|
|
5
|
Accelerator
|
|
Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.
|
189
|